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53515361 No.53515361 [Reply] [Original]

Let me get this straight:
Sometime between now and April, the government wants you to spend a weekend off from your job(s) to fill out a bunch of complicated forms that give them more money. If you don’t do this, they will come and arrest you, giving you free meals and shelter in perpetuity until you agree to fill out their forms and pay them free money. Not only will they give you the free housing and meals, but they will remove from their pockets the sales tax you were previously paying in order to provide you with said free services.

Your plan, as I understand it, is to fill out the forms and give them your hard earned money for fear that they actually WILL give you the free shit that you work oh so hard to get. You consider the “outside” better because at least outside of prison they can’t tell you when you can and can’t leave your home, what you can do, and who you can be with.

You still feel this way in spite of the fact that they did exactly that during the so-called pandemic that they orchestrated.

Did I miss anything?

>> No.53515391
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>>53515361
Fuck off back to plebbit, catposting normalfaggot.

> My Dog killed an African Immigrant in our Garden!
https://files.catbox.moe/ynye5b.webm

> Cats, Parasites and Multiple Psychological Disorders: The Science
https://files.catbox.moe/pkiepa.webm

>> No.53515409

>>53515361
Are you 12 years old?

>> No.53515429
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>>53515391
How is this guy so on point every time I cat post?
I don’t even own a cat or care about cats, but this shit is unreal.

>> No.53515443

>>53515429
He's a polcel tourist

>> No.53515452

>>53515361
You skipped the part they may appropriate your assets.

>> No.53515459

>>53515409
No and neither are the congressmen proposing abolition of the IRS in support of a flat sales tax. But thanks for your meager little “gotcha!” Bet you’re sitting on your iPhone high fiving all your little zoomer buddies right now. I can hear it now: “yo that shit was bussin fr fr”, “ong he didn’t expect the 12 yo game dawg!”

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>>53515361
Go back.

>> No.53515763

>>53515485
Never been to Reddit and never plan to go. I came here from funny junk in 2013…

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>>53515452
what assets?
I may or may not have imaginary internet coins only

>> No.53516213

>>53515896
Fuck that image gives flashbacks. The peach is totally a shit test. There's winning but nagging always comes with every outcome

>> No.53517635

>>53515361
They hate him because he told them the truth

>> No.53517859

>>53515361
yes the primary purpose of modern taxation is to demoralize and control not to extract meaningful revenue

>> No.53517940

>>53515361
Yes, reddit, prison is just free meals and a bed daddy government gives you for being naughty. He even provides free butt stuff if you are extra naughty ;).
I highly recommend you go there, mostly for the butt stuff. It's Hella lit!


Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger
Edit 2: All Drumpers and MAGA CHUDS can go fuck themselves. We aren't like that around here.
Edit 3: Love is Love, BIGOTS!

>> No.53517972

>>53517940
tax criminals are sent to minimum security prison which is the equivalent of a dorm