/biz/ - Business & Finance

who the fuck is buying SPY at 404 right before FOMC

>>53513149
>>53513149
People who are about to make money

stop buying

>>53513149
>>53513149
People who are about to lose money

when will i ged my jebi dibbies

Well, the first month of 2023 is over. How did we do fellas?

keep buying

>>53513149
the real fomc isnt for 24 more hours
also the kikes have to finish january green so they are trying to stem the bleeding as best they can
tomorrow is gonna be ugly

People keep thinking buying puts is the contrarian move. Guess what motherfucker it's not. Buying calls was. Every trader wannabe retail faggots were buying puts thinking they were the smart money. They just realized now they are the dumb money.

Nigga you ain't no michael berry, you a bitch ass no good son of ole poor bitch.

>>53513143
You can always sell the note on the open market but you aren’t going to receive the full principle that is left on the note. Don’t put any money into lending that you need to pull out before the length of the note expires. I have no plan on pulling out. I just want to see how much I can make it compound. I’m going to stop adding capital once I get $5000 in there

>>53513149
>right before FOMC
Whats going to happen? 25 bps is expected, if its 50 bps its still not a big deal. Theyve been hiking for a year now. No one cares.

Asking again incase he's still here.
>>53512913
So if the Unity is the creation, where exactly does the spirit realm beyond the conscious boundary come into the equation?

>>53513184
people think the markets going to suddenly just do a golden crosserino or whatever lol

>>53513142
When will BOILcucks learn..

>>53513190
Is this the new cope

>>53513184
The second you sell all your puts is the second the market will hit the top tick of this cycle

>>53513142
First for fuck baggies small dick energy threads

>>53513195
Nigga. if there signals we are going down I will start buying Puts. not before...

Hello

I hate bears so much it's unreal.

>>53513184
Smart money is selling puts
Selling calls too

>>53512813
>>53512788

Bullish or bearish?

The answer was A

>>53513221
lol you just havent been paying attention

So bullish right now
Gonna be a great week/month/year
\m/

>>53513184
Retail investors by and large don’t even touch options. My mom has been investing for 30 years and to her going short means just sitting in cash.

New to investing and young.
How come everyone suggests not pulling out during a recission? Like looking back at the 2008 recession, I get it would've been a great time to buy because it's all so cheap.
But if you had money in the market, wouldn't it make sense to try to exit?

Like long term that is a MASSIVE loss of savings.
Everyone says to not pull out if you are young though. Why?
Just trying to understand this, for future potential similar events (recession, crash, etc)

>>53513226
smart money is actually selling everything

>>53513190
>>right before FOMC
>Whats going to happen?
It's big news that will be capitalized on and it doesn't matter what the actual number is, the market will react in whatever way btfos the largest number of traders. Figure out where everybody is positioned and do the opposite
>the market is not in cash or puts right now that's for sure

>>53513237
Literally

>>53513238
>>53513235

>>53513235
this guy always shows up and the opposite happens. fully convinced hes some kind of troll. if hes bearish im gonna be bullish.

Im so stupid why didnt i just do the exact opposite of what i did id be up so much

>>53513251
bobos are so fucking regarded.
easiest money of my life was buying calls for the past month. SPY 450 by june. they are only .35c right now.

HEB coke zero is amazing ngl senpai

i told you all
i told you all i was partial to spotify like 2 months ago
i am now bigly green on a stock that previously took a 77% bath and has millions of bagholders, minus me, get on my fuckin level and travel back in time like a month to buy some spotify instead of whatever wank you bought instead

>>53513239
markets usually bottom before a recession is over, and you find out you're in a recession after it's already begun. it's not as black and white as historical charts show when you're living through the event.

>>53513239
> How come everyone suggests not pulling out during a recession?
that's easy, so you have money to buy during a bull run.

>>53513259
"the opposite"
i called the top of the stock market on friday at spy 408
im.... right?

>>53513272
>What is a bear market ralley

>Omg line go up 0.5% SO BULLISH

how are your puts doing bobo?

>>53513294
>the top of the market on friday
that has not been confirmed at all after 3 days retardo. i distinctly remember last time you came here with your namefagging and you were completely wrong.

>>53513251
Up almost 20% MTD actually
But keep going, your basedjacks only fuel and confirm my bullishness is true

Well i did not get laid off today but 15% of the company did. We'll see how much worse it gets. Apparently you can only gamble on interest rates when money is free. Once rates are above 0 "you can't predict what the fed is going to do" fucking bastards.

>>53513308
ive never been wrong
theres countless instances when i said to buy 0dtes in one direction or the other and people didnt listen and then later said shucks i shoulda listened to the friendly local harby

>>53513142
Gem

>>53513149

gap fill? its free 0dte money

>>53513316
>I'm up so that means we can't literally be in a bear market right now

MGAM

SMG: Look at those puts it keeps getting cheaper!! Market keeps going up!! look at those puts it's so cheap. you got to short it.

>Legendary Trader: Why the fuck would I short this market right now?

SMG: Because it's cheap

>Legendary Trader: Cheap to who? If this market keeps going up I will continue to buy it.

SMG: Short this market trust me.

>Legendary Trader: You are starting to piss me off.

SMG: When will you short the market then?

>Legendary Trader: When the market tells me to short it.

SMG: That doesn't make any sense. When you start to short, it will be too late. What if the market keeps going down? You will miss your chance.

>Legendary Trader:I will buy this market into infinity and beyond if that is what the market is telling me to do. I will short this market into zero if that is what the market is telling me to. NOW GTFO my screen.

>>53513227
depends on the industry.

>>53512622
>portals would also let gravity through
why?
>>53513322
Who was wrong yesterday about the market today? There were dozens of posts about how today was going to be red, cause yesterday was red.

>>53513316
>doesn't realize soi is filtered to based
Your spirit will be broken soon enough newfag

>>53513239
That's literally just what institutional investors shill to retail investors so they become baggies

There is zero logical reason to not cash out. At minimum you should cash out a significant portion, and you can "hedge" by keeping some in the market.

Most retail aka normie investors are absolutely retarded and just want to baghold

>>53513334
You don't even look at the images you post huh?

>>53513322
you have spooked me out of SQQQ. I sold it all. thank you for saving me losses.

>>53513229

Nah.

See look, pic related has numbers and fancy symbols and it says B.

>>53513320
What industry? If tech it's a nothingburger. If healthcare/consumer defensive/utilities I'm interested

>>53513347
find one post i made where i called todays action
then be amazed how much youre projecting

>>53513272
you have to go back

>>53513227
Bullish for meds

>>53513372
Oh shit there is a portal? Ok I thought it was just a press or something which is why this question was confusing.

>>53513356
What if you just buy a global index, you aren't holding anyone's bags

>>53513374
>you're projecting
you name fag as a bear.
but in any event, I didn't say you I said there were dozens, who was that? not you? oh, you seem sensitive, did you get reamed this morning when the market ignored your doomfag tag? margin calls are a bitch from what I hear.

>>53513353
His spirit will be broken, but his addiction will remain. Just being able to Screencast a retard anons post and be right once is enough to get hooked for life. No one here is actually doing it for the money. Except boomer divie traders who never had souls to begin with.

>>53513272
they're only .35c for a reason lmao

>>53513404
>if you buy a mix of everyone's pump&dump, you can't be holding a bag
lol

>>53513405
all i did was sell otm puts and calls because iv was elevated
both are doing well because the market hasnt done much

>>53513362
>YOU ARE POSTING BASEDJACKS SO I AM RIGHTTTTTTTT OWOOOOOOO

>>53513406
Hell I don't even have money in the market right now, I just come here for the entertainment.

>>53513373
Agriculture with a big tech division. I'll know tomorrow how many of the engineers were cut. Everyone on my team stayed.

>>53513421
lmao ok

>>53513421
He’s wrong anyway they’re like $2.20 for June $450 calls

BOIL is giving me heart problems

>>53513372
>trust the science

>>53513449
march 31 ez

>>53513372
No. That isn't how conservation of momentum works. you can't jsut throw a bunch of math at something and then it be correct. Energy can neither be created, nore destroyed, it can only change forms. Nothing is actually touching the cube in order for it to have its energy transferred.

It's A the math is wrong because it assumes the portal is actually touching the block which it is not.

>>53513142
ty for the ressources, dummy dipping in

>>53513405
#TheBigOne tomorrow. You'd have to be a fool to miss out on this one kiddo.

>>53513458
im absolutely loaded up

>>53513463
smarty, is the cube materializing on the other side in reverse?
Also, even if A was closer to correct, the angle at which it falls isn't useful, it would just fall back into the porta.

>>53513344
checked and spot on

>>53513190
>25 bps is expected, if its 50 bps its still not a big deal.
>thinking the market is in any rational

>>53513149
priced in

you had 2 weeks anon

>>53513334
>>53513251
https://vocaroo.com/1c9r9hlcisNo

>>53513463

>he doesn't even have any greek letters to prove he's right with maths

Checkmate.

>>53513480
No, the cube is not "materializing" The cube is the cube.
Also, it would probably get caught half way.

>PAYPAL TO LAY OFF 7% OF EMPLOYEES AS PART OF COST-CUTTING PUSH - MARKETWATCH
HECKIN BULLISH BUY BUY BUY

Theres no resistance between 404.50 and 410

>>53513492
I believe him. He's not upset.

>>53513527
love how anyone that has a brain and is bullish is a redditor. fucking bobo slaugher incoming. this will be the 7th or 8th in my lifetime. i love it.

Why is Floor & Decor ticker FND pumping? Earnings are weeks away

Anon, I'm going to need you to invest in fat people. NVO is announcing its earnings tonight and Wegovy is in higher demand than tranny hormones at a speedrunning tournament.

>>53513528
it just double topped at 404.75ish

>>53513279
A fellow HEB-chad ?
Nice.

>>53513545
Consuuuuuumers be confidentor sez head counting agency.

>>53513463
>>53513480
You guys need to stop trying to apply real-world physics to the Source engine.

/smg/ are the midwits of the Gaussian IQ chart. reddit is on the far left and kpop anon is on the far right.

>>53512788
>>53512813
good stuff

>>53513567
Was I supposed to only apply this to a game?
What the fuck does my IQ have to do with this now?....
Ahhh shit. ...

Isn't the FED meeting today? No live stream anywhere afaik

>>53513586
They're two day affairs. Tomorrow at 2 they release their statement then JPowell recites Black Betty at 2:30.

>>53513586
thats because its tomorrow

>>53513586
what's a FED?

>>53513573
>multifag
and shamelessly self-promoting poo at that.

>>53513480
Never played portal but it seems that the portal links the coordinates of both ends not dematerialise and rematerialise the matter

>>53513344

1 counterpoint

Michael

Fucking

Burry.

You don't fuck with the best trader of all time and he's short so im short. Let's fucking go.

Am I retarded for buying puts on SPY @400 expiring Friday

>Bed Bath and Beyond is expected to file for Chapter 7 bankruptcy afterhours today, per Reuters sources

kek

>>53513602
Federal Economy Destroyers

>>53513608
lmao the game has changed since 2008.

>>53513604
i have no idea what youre talking about. midwit detected.

>>53513567
Game engines are created with real world physics though.

>>53513344
1 counterpoint

Jim

Fucking

Cramer

You don't fuck with the "best" trader of all time and he's long so im running to the hills. Let's fucking go.

>>53513602
Female Erectile Dysfunction

They're supposed to live stream their fat floppies

>>53513573
>/smg/ are the midwits of the Gaussian IQ chart.
im a former gifted kid they sent to the special school for geniuses, worked at national laboratories, i lost money shorting bed bath and beyond last year

Have the schizo posted the third note yet?

I just entered the game.

I just got home. Excuse me what the fuck?

>>53513602
An IRS agent that was trained in SWAT entry.
>>53513606
If that one faggot was correct, the combined gravity field of position 2 with the alignment of position one, actually suggests it would sit still.

NAIL Bros...

So what happens when this is confirmed at next CPI print?

>>53513649
Probably yeah

smg buying sqqq calls
you know what this means

/OJ bros we're coming home

>>53513608
Best traitor of all time was Baron Rothschild shorting a panic into Great Britian on Waterloo victory.

>>53513660
rough rice bros....it's rough

>>53513658
They will learn.

>>53513660

Coffee chads keep winning.

>>53513608
Every 1 michael burry there are over a million of midwit retail trader failing to emulate him.

>>53513660
>Ethanol still 0
DO FUCKING SOMETHING

JUST DUMP YOU FUCKING NASDAQ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is that every fucking time it's time for my monthly DCA, it pumps just a few days before

>>53513656
prob nothing, its all about supercore PCE

I am now requesting, no, demanding the line quit going up

>companies make profits
>they dont train anyone and cant find employees that are skilled enough to fill positions to make things to make profit

Where are these qualified people that are smart enough to make robots and understand magnets?

>>53513485
market is going to puke a bit most likely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I1AMRFdGo

>>53513695
Daytrading

>>53513695
Making their own damn jobs.

Michael Burry is the autistic Michael Jordan. Every autistic faggot on 4chan thinks he can be the next michael burry. Not understanding the odds of that occurring are almost zero to none....

The Big Short is another movie to hook retail traders into giving more money into the market. AKA feeding the smart money.

>>53513718
yeah and march at the left side of your x axis shows a couple dollars left to drop

>>53513660
>tradingplaces.jpg

>>53513224
Based

paypal 2000 cuts

First unit built out of a 16 unit order. Yep quitting time. Stock market

>>53513720
Will we get an inverse Burry? Some Bill Hwang tier degenerate who goes gigalevereged and makes a billion dollars?

>>53513695
>Where are these qualified people that are smart enough to make robots and understand magnets?
Not getting hired because they're white.

My FIGS and LAC pumped hard today :)

>>53513745
How much does one of your things cost? Do you build custom lava lamps?

>>53513637
Females don't get erections anon.

>>53513745
What does it measure/regulate?

>>53513752
Is funny because is true.

>>53513762
This mother fucker

should I buy intel at market?

>>53513717
I'm telling you its all lies. No one understands how that magic electricity thing works. Dont tell me there are people that can program those complicated software thingiedoos, niggas barely can make a for loop in python, mothafuckin' databases? I'm trippin' none of these companies are real. CPUs are fuckin' black magic no wonder they cant find people to design them.

>>53513762

>>53513762
and if there's one thing we've learned through the years it's that following Jim Cramer's calls is a sure path to riches. Literally solved the stock market for us all

>>53513755
>FIGS
That's the nurse slutwear company, right?

It's all priced in.

>>53513786
Cramer's team is going to the superbowl! That is BULLISH for the market for the next two weeks

>>53513745
nifty. what's your expected service life with 10% down time?

>>53513767
Not yours anyway

imagine being a stupid fucking ber right now. SPY keeps hitting hod hahahaha

>>53513793
Yes. It’s the lulelemon of healthcare attire.

>>53513785
>he doesn't know about the microcircuitry demon capturing sigils

>>53513766
Prices vary greatly. Each one of those pumps cost us $4,000 and that’s the price from the distributor. We still have to mark them up.
>>53513774
Regulates chemicals in the water treatment process

>>53513745
This nigga out here playing Pipe Dream.

do you think there's gonna be a short squeeze at the end of the day? it's looking like it

>>53513803
>Cramer's team is going to the superbowl
If the Eagles win wtf do we even do
And what happened when they won in 2018? Did cramer become correct briefly?

>>53513793
>FIGS
Pretty good steak place in Florida.

BOIL sisters im thinking were back

Legendary power hour incoming

>>53513786
That shirt. kek.

>>53513831
And getting tokens. I should have blue-shirt pathed.

>>53513809
Again it depends entirely on the end user and how hard they’re running it and the chemicals they are pumping. We recommend to not run the pumps at 100% 24/7. The end user might only run one of these pumps at a time and use the other one as a backup/ swing pump when the main pump is down for maintence. The glue joints should last 15 years

>>53513826
Hmm... interesting
Could you build a custom lava lamp that when the wax or whatever melts into a liquid form, it gets sucked through a pump and squirted out into a funny shape, where it cools back down and holds that shape for a while until it melts again?

>>53513840
OoooOoOOOoo

>>53513853
It's an EAGLES shirt you son of a bitch!
I hope you like Duracells

why did nobody shill C3.ai, Inc. when it was 10$ last week

>>53513813
oh my gookfu gets to play with my erection and sometimes she calls it hers, but you need to have a dick to get an erection is what im saying, and i feel bad for you guys that have to settle for these trannys that call themselves females, they're actually guys bro. like I always said, if you've got a dick, you're a guy.

>>53513874
this thread is about losing money

>>53513874
Why tf is it even pumping though?
I bet its because AI is becoming the flavour of the month

>>53513874
I drive past their building in Dublin all the time for the last 2 years and never bought because they’re a shit company with no prospects. Now I’m the retard.

>>53513786
yeah this guy is from Fagadelpia alright kwab

>>53513861
Fab or Assembly? Both?

I'm just hoping the Super Bowl gets nuked.

Poor mumu's don't understand how close they were to winning before Cramer cursed them.

>>53513875
Breasts, and Vulva both routinely swell during arousal. btw lads, if you can catch her not paying attention, shifting her tits in her bra is a good sign she digs you, at least physically, assuming she's not doing some sort of aerobics that would otherwise shift weight.

my anti-semitism is growing after every green tick
who the fuck is buying

>>53513938
who the fuck are these stupid whores?

>>53513937
Remember: An NFC win is bullish. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/superbowlindicator.asp

Who knows why though.

I told them about JXN.

They didn't listen.

I told them about BCC.

They didn't listen.

There's still time.

Before the asset allocators come in. And start swinging heavy. Value stocks. Defensives.

450 calls paying well already lmfao
fucking idiot bers

>>53513963
I thought an NFC win was bearish???

>>53513793
I need you ta turn yo head and coof

>>53513975
What did you say about ZIM?

>h-how can we be pumping right before FOMC

>>53513963
>superbowlindicator.asp
Makes sense. The market is rigged just as much as the NFL playoffs

>>53513875
Vaginas are a myth. No women I ever brought home ever had one. I’m on to your Jewish tricks anon.

BOIL BOIL BOIL

im going to become an intel bag holder tomorrow

>>53514000
I just had to google what this company is. Looks like a ShitCo. Lol.

>>53514028
That AFCCG was comedy gold.

>>53513963
i remember believing that shit

>>53514027
the (((market makers))) have a hunch
play along or be a racist transphobic russian gamergater bot, up to you goyim

>>53513962
>not knowing Selena the goblina
The newest curse to find it's way to this general. If you fight it, it will only be worse.

>>53514027
Same way we always pump the last week of the year, is my first guess.
Then again, wages are 1% on the quarter, lower than last quarter, while consumer confidence is up. This suggests that items sales are continuing, but wage growth isn't matching the inflation, meaning greater profits for a bit, a line toward pressures suggesting productivity increase, and inflation cooling.

>>53513975
i kept my LEAPS but they went from 2x to -50% and now back to green like +30%
if JXN hits $100 by 2024 oh wow theyll be almost 100k+ from that one position, but i will be happy with a mere 5x :^)

sold my shares for a small profit since canadian banks became too lucrative to buy instead, luv my CM and BNS right now for the risk-reward

>>53514034
>No women I ever brought home ever had one.
Well that sucks.

>>53514070
Are Brazilians goblinas?

>>53514090
They're the ultimate goblinas

>>53514027
>He doesn't know about the -25bp hike
Prepare your anus

>>53514052
Hey, even the IDF have to ship things. And it's jews, so they will find a way to reward themselves.

>>53514100
Oh... like the final form?

>>53513190
>Theyve been hiking for a year now. No one cares.
You mean like 2018 where the floor just suddenly broke open after "not caring" for so long? Kek

>>53514086
>if JXN hits $100 by 2024 oh wow theyll be almost 100k+
Uhhhh
I hope your actual price target on JXN isn't that high

>>53514101
>Negative
Holy fuck imagine the candles.

>>53514070
is this bitch famous or something literally no idea who this is

>>53513190
this. nobody gives a fuck anymore. market is tired of hearing about it and will continue to moon. get on board or get left behind. later faggots.

>>53514052
>shipping company with 347K cargo box
>shitco

this thread I swear

>>53514090
Can't believe you even had to ask that question...

>>53513938
How do i stop myself from hating women more the older I get

>>53514105
No, there really is no ending to goblification. It's much like (theoretically) approaching a black hole, you just get infinitely closer without ever touching it.

Does the fed know what the CPI numbers are going to be tomorrow? I know they get released in 2 weeks but do they have the inside scoop when deciding the rate hikes?

>>53513963
i'm putting all my money based on how this goes

>>53514145
Fella looks just like my nutsack.
When bepis hike bros?

>>53514155
Oh no, the Ashkenazi made it.

>>53514162

>>53514162
Those fuckers can look it up realtime.

>>53514145
>>53514173
Imagine if he's like 250IQ, he's just so smart he doesn't want to do anything except pretend he's an idiot and have fun.
Who doesn't want to play airplane with their food?

>>53514155
Goblification is a far right wing neo-nazi conspiracy theory that borderlines the great replacement theory that Jews are secretly trying to replace white people.

>>53514130
You can be a shitco with a totally bustling legitimate business, imo. ZIM looks like they should be cutting their divy

Can someone shoop a happy merchant of this kike for me? I’d really appreciate it.

>>53514116
my expiry will force me to sell regardless, realistically i hope it hits at least $60+ and my jan 2024 expiry will force me out of jxn before the consequences of their frontloaded gains (theyre annuities after all)
i wouldnt hold it longer or buy back in after that because the accounting bullshit scares me

wonder what is currently being priced in
really makes you think

>>53514202
>secretly

>>53514202
Goblin hands typed this post.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53514191
not quite yet. getting there.
>>53514205
>i just looked them up
>they should be cutting their divy
::P

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF

>>53514213
nothing is priced in it's a random clown market

>>53514195
Hee actually an incredibly based lad that gets to mating press passable qt traps.

>>53514212
why don't you ever capitalize the ticker symbol "JXN"? It scares the shit outta me that you always leave it lowercase. Uncanny valley of typing style. Serial killer.

>>53514239
can you fuck off please

>>53514239
THAT'S A GUY?

>>53514167
It's due for a win.

>>53514251
anon, sit down over here, we need to have a chat.

>>53513686
I thought the point of DCA was just to invest no matter what the price is.

https://vocaroo.com/1jswIsxoQeBt

>>53514239
What the fuck even is Brazil?

Hey, I've been looking for VIX ETFs, can anyone give a short breakdown on when to buy a mid vs a long vs a short-term VIX position?

STOP THE COUNT

>>53514228
Well anon sorry for putting down your stock, it's just that I know for a fact that ZIM was a massive meme stock on shipping backlog headlines in 2022. Why are you bullish on ZIM at this point?

Will they be able benefit from a volume increase? ZIM was an absolute 2022 pump and dump story. Convince me why their valuation should go north of 3b mkt cap again.

I don't see any good R/R on this trade

>>53514258
I'm sitting!

>>53514269

>>53513686
They literally know. You can still DCA a few days on either side.
>>53514269
From what I can tell, it's California 150 years ago.

Everything is dumping into close.

>>53514270
never buy any of them

>tfw just scalped and made enough for a five guys bacon cheese burger, and a tall can of coors banquet
insanely based day, lads. time to eat

>>53514269
A porn category.

>>53514269
The apex of humanity, also the US demographically in 30 years.

>>53514249
I'm afraid that's just not how this works. This is MY general.

>>53514239
A daring synthesis....love to see /ourgirl/ Sayuri doing a collab

I hate /BBBY/ so much bros...

>>53514247
typing low effort and all lowercase makes u unironically more trustworthy in an informal setting like biz
imagine if someone was texting u with capitals and punctuation marks

>Yes. I will buy JXN.
>No, I am not FBI.
u know what i mean??

>>53514269
A brown socialist favela full of low iq cattle. So basically a version of America

>>53514310
I look like this.

>>53514337
yh actually this makes sense i will try to emulate ur style for more ethos on smg

>>53514337
No one thinks that. You're just stupid, and lazy.
t. FBI *and* I fuck your mom (But I'm not your dad)

I’m getting bread but I ain’t rich as I intend to be. Benjamin is my friend being broke is my enemy. I’m tryna get that cash that last centuries. If it don’t make dollars it don’t make sense to me

>>53514356
this poster is untrustworthy

>>53513686
They literally know. You can still DCA a few days on either side.
>>53514269
From what I can tell, it's California 150 years ago.
>>53514277
Ok, yes, they're gonna cut their divy from $15 to less than $15. That's probably fair. Did you check the Stats?
>>53514278
Well anon, it's like this. When a daddy doesn't do a good job of expressing his love for his son, and/or mommy is a drunken pill popping cunt who is angry that her one child is a girl, sometimes mommy will mistake innocent role-playing of young boys as a lifelong passion to LARP as a makeup wearing man. Unfortunately, for the sake of this larp, the male will be demasculated physically, and a host of pharmacutical companies and plastic surgeons will offer to ply their trade making the XY genome human look, non-passibly most of the time, like an XX genome human, at least for half a decade before the regular process of aging changes the body and the plastic no longer suffices.
Between the suicide rates of 50% and the cancer rates of 75%, most of these victims of their mother's cunt behavior will be dead decades before the average human, and will leave no offspring. The last is probably a good thing considering what they'd do to the mind of a child.

the VIXM guy hasn't posted since early January. i miss laughing at him.

>>53514360
Nigga Nigga money
Nigga Nigga bitches
If you take my money
You’re going to need stitches
My crotch itches

>>53514356
okay fed

>>53514371
>isn't a girl
fuck, I had one job. Just one.

Are we thinking Credit Suisse is coming back lads? I give them a decade and they'll be up where they were again, new management and a financial institution of Switzerland, elites aren't going to let their off shore bank holdings default. I say a good buy for the long term while it is so low

Need some quick financial advice
If this were your bed, and you had another one of the black pillowcases, would you buy another pillow for it? Or, just leave the one like shown? I would be buying the hypothetical pillow at a store with the stock ticker $TGT becuase I have a gift card

>>53514371
gosh this reads like a facebook post with all those periods

>>53514371
>1873 California
I don't get it.

>>53514401
wait until bed bath and beyond goes under then loot the store, nobody can stop you

THE FOMC WAS PRE-RECORDED AND GOT LEAKED
https://vocaroo.com/1dB7CKonrH7Q
>THE FOMC WAS PRE-RECORDED AND GOT LEAKED
https://vocaroo.com/1dB7CKonrH7Q
THE FOMC WAS PRE-RECORDED AND GOT LEAKED
https://vocaroo.com/1dB7CKonrH7Q
>THE FOMC WAS PRE-RECORDED AND GOT LEAKED
https://vocaroo.com/1dB7CKonrH7Q
THE FOMC WAS PRE-RECORDED AND GOT LEAKED
https://vocaroo.com/1dB7CKonrH7Q
>THE FOMC WAS PRE-RECORDED AND GOT LEAKED
https://vocaroo.com/1dB7CKonrH7Q

>>53514415
Hmm, well I got the pillow for the current one at TGT, and it's very important to me that if I do get a second pillow, that the two match in size, shape, firmness, and comfiness. Otherwise my autism won't let me sleep at night

>>53514390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTw51Ynkn7A&t=8s

>>53514408
You're talking to some white 4channer who thinks ZIM is a good stock pick. Don't really pay attention to him or his facebook white moron ramblings

>>53514401
fly to commiefornia for 3 days
each day steal $950 worth of stuff
fly home a richer anon

>>53514401
You should get one of them My Pillows, they're back in Target and are very high quality products.

anyone every tried firestone 805 beer?

>>53514433
>ZIM
>he company's headquarters are in Haifa, Israel
This is either really good or really bad.

>>53514439
Aren't those for crack addicts or something?

>>53514420
Deleted? faggot

>>53514459
Israel is FULL of Shitco's.

ZIM's only positive upcoming catalyst is the team-up with Maersk.

>>53513142
>the americ*n government has the audacity of taxing me 15% of a dividend because I own shares in companies registered in the NYSE

rats, I never liked any of you

>>53514467
I love how that crackhead (Lindell) says he's not smoking crack anymore but everyone can still tell he's on cocaine when he's in public at those trump events

>>53514443
Yeah, it's pretty good. Firestone in general is a high quality brewery.

>>53514027
Don't we always pump before the fed meeting.
I bet the market is in for a rude awakening tomorrow.

>>53514147
I would recommend dating one. Once you can tune out their babble, they’re not that bad.

don't tell anyone lads but Baggie confided in me that he only invested in Super Micro because the name reminded him of his own penis. It's a secret though, don't spread it!

>>53514537
OOO BAGGIES

>>53514127
She’s famous on /smg/ now and probably has no idea why. To be honest, I don’t know why either.

>>53514537
I know a Chinaman that works there. Pay is shit and there's no bennies. Hope he had equity.

>>53514537
>don't spread it!
That's what bagfu tells him too lmaooo

>>53514443
>firestone 805
don't remind me, I can't get it anymore since I don't live in California

>>53514251
Don’t let the lack of hair fool you. That’s a guy

Aaaaaaaaand we have liftoff.

>>53513168
I sniffed my mom's dirty panties. It STANK

>>53514548
Autism brigade got triggered by a woman making facial expressions.

new
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>>53514593
BUY
PUTS
NOW

>>53514401
I would need to get a pillow for it. Even numbers only. Just looking at this is giving me anxiety.

Bump kill

>>53514667
Ok, that's a good point
Though I don't actually use that black pillow. It's mainly for decor
But maybe if I brought a nice young lady over she would want extra pillow... idk

>>53514595
>goblina
>woman
Anon, I..

Which is ideal for my Roth IRA with Schwab? I'm only in my early 20s.
Between these: SWPPX, SWTSX, SCHD

I currently have a bit in SWPPX in the roth ira. And I also have a bit of SWPPX in my regular brokerage account. I figured it makes more sense to invest more in the Roth IRA first seeing it's not taxed in the future, and then put a little bit in the taxable brokerage account in case I want to withdraw before I retire. So split it up.

Just wanted to ensure whether SWPPX is beneficial for my Roth IRA seeing I won't be able to take it out to change it after (right?)

>>53514173
tfw big fat banana today bc you are a DOLE shareholder