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>> No.53510480

Posting in real bread

>> No.53510488

Yes! Die dollar die you fucking piece of shit

>> No.53510499

check the fucking catalog before making new threads retard

>> No.53510507
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First for Brokers (female)

>> No.53510508

>>53510499
kek

>> No.53510509

I realized a $6 loss today

>> No.53510513

DIE DOLLAR DIE

>> No.53510517

tommorow my shorts will begin the epic print

>> No.53510518

>>53510499
Fuck baggie

>> No.53510521

>>53510499
most people have you blocked so stop making threads loser

>> No.53510532
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53510532

lol bulls… lmao

>> No.53510539

>>53510499
>makes garbage thread
>filtered by 90% of /smg/
You derserve all the hate, baggot
>>53510513
DXY will NEVER go above 103

>> No.53510537

TRKA was .11 then .12 then .13 then .15 then .20 then .16 and now .19.

Do your D D.

>> No.53510548

>>53510521
>>53510521
>most people have you blocked so stop making threads loser
guess what, that's not my problem, and second you have no evidence to actually prove the validity of your statement, which makes you a liar and a double nigger faggot.;

>> No.53510547

DWAC is a good candidate for a BBBY style pump in the next few months right?

>> No.53510550

The most hated rally.

>> No.53510551

>>53510499
I appreciate your sentiment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq-bcFOI56E

>> No.53510552
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53510552

So we're really just going to pump one day before FOMC?

>> No.53510555

>>53510499
filtered

>> No.53510557

>>53510548
cry more baggot, thanks for bumping the real thread tho

>> No.53510559
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>>53510499
Follow the format and avoid the butt hurt

>> No.53510563

I hope you bought Hochshild Mining when I told you to, it was literally free money

>> No.53510565
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53510565

Im coomming

>> No.53510571
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53510571

it appears as though all information from now until the end of time, is dare I say it, priced in

>> No.53510580

>>53510548
most people use 4chanx with the option to block all namefags and tripfags on and hide them recursively with no stubs

>> No.53510581

Ramping up for a beautiful rug pull tomorrow

>> No.53510587
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>>53510552
If we see 0.25 we could pump or dump but id bet pump. Could be a "sell the news" dump however.

0.50 would lead to a dump to sub 340 spy by end of the month.

No rate increase would be 450 spy by end of the month, maybe sooner.

Basically 0.25 and snibbening is sadly what I expect meaning my poots are fucked

>> No.53510588

>>53510552
>FIGHTING IN THIS CORNER JPOWELL
>HE HATES INFLATION AND HAS VOWED TO FIGHT IT BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
>AND IN THIS CORNER, "SMART MONEY"
>THEY THINK NUMBER GO UP

>> No.53510592

>>53510559
fuck that, why should i give them any free advertising to their websites. the links were put there by greedy jews and you faggots are falling for their fucking psy-op.

>> No.53510596
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53510596

is it time to all in UVXY? y/n

>> No.53510598

Fist for fuck baggie for baking shitty breads

>> No.53510599
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53510599

Couldn't it be a nothingburger tomorrow, it will be 25 bepis which is priced in and Jerome could just repeat the same bullshit as always

>> No.53510603

>>53510599
is this pic real!?

>> No.53510606

>>53510592
i am a greedy jew and can not confirm that.

>> No.53510611

>>53510499
Bake properly then cum guzzler

>> No.53510613

>>53510580
>most people use 4chanx
no they don't, show me the user statistics and prove me wrong. i'm sick faggots like you assuming shit and making things up.

>> No.53510614

>>53510592
>greedy jews and faggots
>says the tripfag who tries to promote his faggot twitter on 4chins

>> No.53510618

>>53510587
You better hope for the 50 because it will only be a matter of time before we’re back to 75s if they continue to indulge this rally
.63 MoM CPI increase for January

>> No.53510626

should have bought msgm this morning fuck

>> No.53510627

>>53510592
Take your meds.

>> No.53510633
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>>53510613
the only proof you need is the fact no one migrates to your shitty threads

>> No.53510634

>>53510587
Yeah, until we get the CPI print for this month. then it's gonna dump on "surprise" rise of inflation

>> No.53510636
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Proof that Canada is worse version of US

>> No.53510638

>>53510588
And our announcer, a zoomie who thinks that the only way a market can rise is on free money.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og9UkWfX_OY

>> No.53510639

>>53510592
Tbf, they are listed as potential resources. Nothing wrong with adding your own (so long as they're adequate).
I have the same issue that you do, within the /pmg/ threads. I hate the constant shilling of faggoty 1000% markup silver coins.
So I absolutely agree with your anti advert stance. I just feel as though this isn't an instance of advertising.
Care to refute?

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>>53510499
Baggot BTFO

>> No.53510656

>>53510596
Just bought 25 calls at 0.12 expiring Friday. $5.5 strike price.

If we see .50 bepis then itll be a fun little trade.

>> No.53510659

>>53510563
if you zoom out all the way it looks cheap, just have to ride out the volatility and let the protests play out

>> No.53510662
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53510662

this is a scam pump before the dump right?

meme line bros??

>> No.53510663

>>53510614
That's not even true. I don't even have a twitter account. I do a bi-weekly podcast you guys can listen to if you can find it, but I never post a link to it here. You can find it where ever you get your podcasts.

>>53510627
fuck you

>> No.53510667

>>53510656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9P1g9q1JtM

>> No.53510668

Bulls are retarded, Powell is going to wreck your shit if you keep this up

>> No.53510669
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53510669

Talk me out of putting 2K into SQQQ

>> No.53510672

>>53510613
Fuck off faggot

>> No.53510673
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53510673

>Green before FOMC
Yea theyre gonna dump this shit hard.

>> No.53510674

>>53510587
all the retail money is in puts. that is all you need to know what is going to happen.

>> No.53510680
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>>53510618
I hope for 50 because im underwater in spy puts for the end of feb. Its literally the only thing that could save my dumb ass

>> No.53510681
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53510681

Are you prepared for Jerome's tender 2.5" bepis?

>> No.53510690

>>53510663
Damn kid, what did you do to piss off this many poo?

>> No.53510697
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>>53510634
When does that occur?

>> No.53510707

>>53510639
>Tbf, they are listed as potential resources.
if you can't figure out how to use any search engine to find anything listed in there, this probably isn't the place for you.

>> No.53510714

>>53510681
last time he raped me it was a 5"

>> No.53510716

>>53510680
you and every other retarded retail trader. thats why we are not going down. we will probably pump or grind sideways above 400 until you retards are gone. THEN we might dump, but very doubtful we ever close before 400 again.

>> No.53510720

HYPR moving

>> No.53510723

>>53510690
i think over the years i've pissed everybody here off at least once.

>> No.53510724
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Threadly reminder that dividends are awesome.
>but dividends can be cut
And dividends can be raised.

>> No.53510725

>>53510636
BC's 3 year drug decriminalization experiment starts today lol
imagine skid row but in multiple towns and cities along the coast, that's the current state of the province and they still gave this idea the greenlight

>> No.53510730

>>53510673
>Yea theyre gonna dump this shit hard.
Feels like this is the one time to be /cashgang/. Not sure if puts are safe...
>>53510680
>left BTFOs right
I bet the skank on the right HATES this pic.
>>53510707
>potential
>*POTENTIAL*
Okay, I tried to be nice. Go fuck yourself, loser.
Filtered.

>> No.53510731

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

>> No.53510734
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>>53510667
Thanks for the autotuned niggers?

>> No.53510738

>>53510731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOrnUquxtwA

>> No.53510744
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53510744

If Baggie has million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Baggie has 5 fans, then I'm one of them.
If Baggie has one fan, then that one is me.
If Baggie has no fans, I'm no longer alive.

If the world is against Baggie I'm against the world.

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>>53510587
This is why we invest frens

>> No.53510749
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>>53510674
Shit.

>> No.53510751

>>53510730
Why should I go fuck myself when I can get your mother to fuck me instead?

>> No.53510752

I just put everything into XELA I live on the edge

>> No.53510765
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53510765

Help I'm retarded.

Currently the stock MCD stock is value at approx. 263 dollars but, this image from CNBC is showing that it reached 276.

What am I missing? It's the first time I'm day trading stocks

>> No.53510766
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>>53510634
HELLO? WHEN DOES THE CPI PRINT HAPPEN?

>> No.53510767

>>53510744
fidget spinner you're my only friend

>> No.53510770

what is this green dogshit market again

>> No.53510777

Is Zero Hedge a legitimate source? Was it ever?

>> No.53510780

Hahahaha you dumb faggot bobos. I told you NVIDIA was a trillion dollar company. They literally make billions of dollars. You stupid fags all mocked me but look who is making money hahahahaha

>> No.53510784

>>53510725
BC was already junkie central. I can't imagine a sudden influx of drug users, but it will slowly add to the #s over the 3 year period.
Canada seems to be mostly concerned with safe use, instead of promotion of abstinence/cessation.

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>>53510592
We’re all greedy Jews here you tranny. How about posting some links of your own. That’s allowed you know. Might I suggest bad dragon

>> No.53510793

>>53510765
CNBC is an entertainment company, and nothing on their broadcasts should be taken as fact.

>> No.53510794
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>>53510744
Simping for baggot should be punishable by death.

>> No.53510797

>>53510777
no, but no mainstream media journalists are any more reliable or believable anymore either so take your pick of dog shit

>> No.53510800
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>>53510777

>> No.53510801
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53510801

>a pause
markets melt up and make new ATHs within a few weeks and then crash
>25 bps + dovish rhetoric
markets melt up to the ATH over a few months and then crash
>25bps + hawkish rhetoric
downward crab until something breaks
>50bps + dovish rhetoric
markets are confused so they settle for downward crab
>50bps + hawkish rhetoric
waterfall dump over a few weeks to new lows

>> No.53510805

this thread is weirder/wierder than usual

>> No.53510809

>>53510787
put some of those berkshire companies in there and a link to buy natural gas for me.

>> No.53510812

>Impossible Foods is laying off 20% of its 700 workers amid a slump in sales of plant-based meat substitutes.

>> No.53510815

>>53510663
>if you can find it
What would make it even worth my time?

>> No.53510816

>>53510801
Scenario 2 is most likely to happen.

>> No.53510818

omg pls bros dont fomo into c3 AI oh noooooo

>> No.53510819
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>>53510794
being a bernie bro should get you a free helicopter ride

>> No.53510821
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53510821

you hate jews because we are more succesful and make more money than you
you know that its true

>> No.53510831

>>53510793
I know it's a meme media company but why would they show 276 dollar when it's been sub 270 the whole morning?

>> No.53510834

>>53510787
speak for yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKRJ-K7ElNM

>> No.53510835

>>53510674
99% of retail aren't options traders. Retail put/call ratio is useless information.

>> No.53510839

>>53510816
We know it’s 25 bps but dovish rhetoric? Neutral rhetoric at best

>> No.53510842
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Holy fuck can anyone tell me when the cpi officially prints? I tried jewgle to no avail

>> No.53510845

>>53510835
your puts are fucked and its obvious to anyone with a brain. sorry kiddo. there is still time to get some of your money back before tomorrow.

>> No.53510846

>>53510819
Well at least we can agree with that.

>> No.53510856

>>53510777
DoomerHedge is just a contrarian that goes against whatever the popular sentiment is

>> No.53510855

>>53510839
Shit, meant 25+hawkish scenario, I don't think we'll see dovish until 2024.

>> No.53510860
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>>53510765
>closes 270
>after-hours 276
>earnings before open
>pre-market dump
>open at 265
>>(You) are here
>whatever the current price

>> No.53510859

>>53510766
14 of february

>> No.53510861

>>53510845
Compare it to previous FOMC meetings you buckbroke bull

>> No.53510862

>>53510816
Scenario 1 & 2 are the max pain scenarios. Everyone will FOMO back into stocks and then one day the Fed will announce an emergency 100bps hike to combat resurging inflation. Then the market has to come to terms with way overvalued stocks, poor earnings, and a Fed that is now forced to crash the global economy to stop inflation. I'm really hoping the Fed is hawkish so we can get this over with.

>> No.53510870

>>53510842
Feb 14th one hour before market open

>> No.53510875

>>53510861
precisely why we won't be going down.

>> No.53510878

>>53510860
>>53510856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPU8OAjjS4k

>> No.53510880

>>53510765
The stock is valued at what people will buy it at. You can set the price at what you want to sell it at and if someone buys it at that price then boom

>> No.53510881

what the fuck, everything's green

what the fuck do i do with my cash

>> No.53510888
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>>53510870
>>53510859
Thanks anons.

>> No.53510889

>>53510860
it's never reached 276 even during after wars (last time it was this close was on the 27.

Check
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/MCD

>> No.53510890

>>53510881
Pay your taxes.

>> No.53510891
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53510891

My lil NAIL doin a lil sum today

>> No.53510909

>>53510821
Nice tits

>> No.53510914

Shill me SKYT. I’m looking for some small caps to buy for long term in a Roth IRA. Maybe $100 worth for the next 4 contributions nothing crazy. What’s special about some small chip company?

>> No.53510921

Pitch your favorite small to medium caps here

>> No.53510924

>>53510842
Dated a girl who looked just like this years ago. She was from Tel Aviv. Didn’t end well but man those tiddies.

>> No.53510925

Any Florida Anon's here? Got a view of the Citrus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfzuFVuFMk

>> No.53510930

>>53510842
google image search was broken for good, sad

what retarded fuck keeps pumping this market up before fomc?

>> No.53510931

>>53510924
You dated Jazz Jennings?

>> No.53510945

Its really easy.
Pump before FOMC = dump after
Dump before FOMCE = pump after

>> No.53510947
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>>53510925
Reporting

>> No.53510961

>>53510931
A slightly less fat JJ but with a real vagina. Not one made from a butthole.

>> No.53510962

>>53510930
Yandex my negro

>> No.53510964

>>53510925
this year's citrus crop is supposed to be the smallest since the 1930's and i'm not even making this shit up.
https://wusfnews.wusf.usf.edu/economy-business/2022-12-10/florida-citrus-industry-faces-worst-season-great-depression

>> No.53510969

>>53510931
Ahh, zoomers and the confusion of (((popular))) (((shit)). He did say girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzOOQfhPFg
>>53510947
Any update is useful. Thanks

>> No.53510973
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>head and shoulders forming on nasdack
>head and shoulders forming on s&p
>head and shoulders forming on djia
>double top forming on russell 2k
>all a day before fomc with january cpi forecast showing .6 MoM increase in inflation

>> No.53510977

>>53510969
i saw some lemons on the trees in my neighborhood when I went for a walk yesterday

your welcome

>> No.53510980

>>53510973
>>53510945
Wow you guys are geniuses
Post your positions

>> No.53510981

>>53510925
Citrus County? Is there a habbining happening?

>> No.53510988

up until gap fill/406 test, then back down to 402 by close. Slight up or down (+/-1%) pre-FOMC depending on earnings tonight/tomorrow morning

FOMC blow off top to retest 410, then close the week at 393

I'm blessing you with insight from my 145 IQ. screen cap it

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53510993

>AI will now allow me to play new modded Hitman levels
https://vocaroo.com/1jhK3QrrCaLg
Bullish on NVDA, AMD, every hardware tech pick (besides Intel)

>> No.53510999

>>53510980
SOXL 13P expiring Friday

>> No.53511007

>>53510980
Sqqq that I bought yesterday

>> No.53511008
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Lumber screaming
risk on baby
i'm melting up so hard bros

>> No.53511012

ngl part of my monthly DCA goes into whatever ticker appears on my ID on my first post on /smg/

>> No.53511020

>>53510981
It's January. And they tell me it's 2023 years from the birth of Jesus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHoohNyYkw

>> No.53511022

>>53510964
How do we make money on this?

>> No.53511023

>>53511008
>6

>> No.53511035

>>53510993
Never understood the praise hitman gets
>you have to be sneaky, disguised, and clever as you work your way to your target
>bust in, kill everybody, kill your target, beat the level in like 5 minutes
>N-n-no you can't play the game like that!!!! What about muh achievements.
Overrated game.

>> No.53511037

>>53511022
short orange juice

>> No.53511044

>>53511022
https://swingtradebot.com/stocks-tagged-as/23519-citrus

>> No.53511049

>>53511008
rollin

>> No.53511051

>>53511035
sounds like a personal problem.

>> No.53511058
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BOIL barons...

they tried to bury us

>> No.53511062

>>53511044
Please use your words anon.

A bad citrus crop means poor profits for producers... but are there citrus futures?

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>>53510777
>>53510856
it is owned by russians so they push covertly pro-russia propaganda so they do have clear agenda like almost all newsletters. also they push gold bug propaganda cause it's tied to russia's gold ownership interest.
so gold bugs like peter schiff or other ex-convicts like martin armstrong etc. likely pay them to publish their articles so it draws more customers to their business whether it's selling physical gold to absolute morons or selling 'investment advices' etc.

>> No.53511069

>>53511035
I just like throwing soup cans and fireman axes at people's face

>> No.53511075

>>53510980
soxs bros unite to get boned by AMD

>> No.53511077

>>53510973
What is the appropriate timeframe when looking for things like head and shoulders? 6m? YTD? I don't see anything like that but I'm just looking at a basic chart

>> No.53511085 [DELETED] 

Lucky neko bsc token
0x854632f27414B6FdB1754c7a7c1B6633F41F5752

https;//t,me/+-SItN73Ha_0wNDc1

>> No.53511090

>>53511077
dily chart retard

>> No.53511093

just bought some O feel like a proper boomer now

>> No.53511094

>>53511008
3 or 9 pls

>> No.53511102

>>53511077
It’s bullshit, don’t bother

>> No.53511104
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>>53510889
it was 276 this morning before the market opened (pre-market hours)

>> No.53511105

>>53511008
rollan

>> No.53511107

>>53511094
4 isn't half bad either, I like her troll face

>> No.53511112

>>53511085
kys faggot

WHY IN THE FUCKING WORLD ARE WE PUMPING

>> No.53511121
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>>53510914
They are positioning themselves to be the trusted supplier of US made semiconductors for the US government. They've already received funding from the CHIPs act and are looking to have State to help them secure even more federal funds. They also have a big fab breaking ground in Indian this year.

>> No.53511123

>>53511104
Thanks, which site are you using?

>> No.53511124

WHAT THE FUCK and i can't stress this enough WAS THAT

>> No.53511127

>>53511008
Rolling for 0

>> No.53511129

>>53510964
>>53510977
Thanks to both. By my count that means ALCO is fucked.
Anyone wanna guess if that's DOLE too?
Should we consider off-shore fruits likely to spike?
>>53511035
>I don't understand why (((game))) gets (((praise))) when all it requires is mass homicide
Yeah. Well, it starts a long time ago, when a faggot, without a way to prove he was the special that some costumed faggot with a nasty beard was telling everyone was the only type of special there could be, decided that he was going to LARP like that "special" even those he, nor the nasty beard guy, could prove it. It only gets more convoluted and worse from there. And if you're not a believer in supernatural, then it's worth noting, that the special part was only available to be noted until about 2000 years ago, and the original special not able to be found, is pre-iron age conversation.

>> No.53511130

>>53511121
>They also have a big fab breaking ground in Indian this year.
Abandon ship.

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>>53511102

>> No.53511134

MSFTgods how we feeling

>> No.53511135

>>53511121
there needs to be an american version, specifically with only white women with big tits and asses

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>>53511058
u jinxed it

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>>53511058
BOIL...

>> No.53511152

>>53510596
All the UVIX stuff sucks balls. Even when the VIX spikes it does nothing.

>> No.53511156

>>53510925
I was annoyed when I moved to Florida I was excited to try a famous Florida orange only to find the grocery store only had oranges from California

>> No.53511165

>>53511111

>> No.53511166

BOIL will go negative btw

>> No.53511176

>>53511132
Kek good luck bobo

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>>53511129
>Yeah. Well, it starts a long time ago, when a faggot, without a way to prove he was the special that some costumed faggot with a nasty beard was telling everyone was the only type of special there could be, decided that he was going to LARP like that "special" even those he, nor the nasty beard guy, could prove it. It only gets more convoluted and worse from there. And if you're not a believer in supernatural, then it's worth noting, that the special part was only available to be noted until about 2000 years ago, and the original special not able to be found, is pre-iron age conversation.

>> No.53511188

all that matters is what cramer says today about FOMC

>> No.53511192
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how did you prepare for the coming recession? I dont know what to do, Im sitting on 25k cash right now and feel lost.

>> No.53511200

>>53511192
still falling for recession meme huh lol

>> No.53511203

>>53511035
But you can play the game like that.

>> No.53511211

>>53511130
LOL IndianA*

>> No.53511212

>>53511192
You can buy a lot of canned beans with 25k right now

>> No.53511214

>>53511192
TSN, RIO, VALE, XOM, the list goes on

>> No.53511219

>>53511123
i'm using my broker / thinkorswim platform on ameritrade. on cnbc.com you have to enable extended hours on in the chart settings.

>> No.53511220

>>53511192
You were supposd to prepare for the "coming recession" in 2020-2022

It's too late to prepare, you should have been buying already

>> No.53511224

>>53510969
Tropican plant still smells. My mango tree is starting to bloom, my pineapples are still going strong, and my Barbados cherry tree has been blooming all winter.

>> No.53511229
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SALMON BROS WE IN THE MIDST OF A WEEK LONG PUMP

AQB

>> No.53511230

>>53511166
If BOIL goes negative I'm doubling down.

>> No.53511233

>>53511156
Worse, they're trying to grow them in Texas. They don't taste good at all. Florida is dying to Suburbia.
>>53511178
I don't have to fedora to see the funny in a bunch of Half European Asian Steppe Rapebaby Retards with 25% middle eastern potpourri blood, larping as a Strict Lineage required bronze age religion follower.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWRcMB_xF2k

>> No.53511245

>>53511200
I think the banks know better than you.

>> No.53511253

>>53511245
lmao do you know what the banks know?

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>>53511230
me too, i bought in for the first time at open for 7.14

>> No.53511256

>>53511203
Yes I know, but the game clearly doesn't want you to play the game that way. Which is why hitman is a broken game series. The entire game is elaborately laid out for you to be stealth, but it's like they completely forgot that you can just kill everybody and breeze through every mission in seconds and there is absolutely no punishment for it.

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>>53511233
that sucks, where I grew up was originally all orange groves. They were slowly cut down to build more homes and retail stores. You would think they would want to keep the crop they were famous for

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>>53511200
but recessions have little to do with stonk market if it means rates pushing back to zero. just what happened with covid. first came the covid shock then easing policy while companies were panicking markets were going up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooR_BEfDfdc

>> No.53511277

>>53511230
how does that even work? I hear oil went negative but that's because they hadn't the space to store the barrels, with NA surely they just vent it to atmosphere and there goes your money

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>>53511192
My country offers 4Y bonds (7% 1st year, CPI+1% rest). Most of my cash went there, the rest is in fx account. Might buy more bonds after paycheck.

>> No.53511288

>>53511256
the punishment is that you dont have fun as proven by your opinion.

>> No.53511296

>>53511230
>BOIL goes negative
>Fidelity pays me to hold it
oh ya, its all coming together

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>>53511273
people like to make everything confusing.
what's more likely? we go down or up?
obviously its more likely we will go down.
which is exactly why we won't.
simple as.

>> No.53511304

>>53511219
Thank you.

Missed completely that price action. Bit weird that they keep the video given that it was a pump a dump. Makes it look like MCD is closing positive today

>> No.53511305

>>53511268
It's not so much about the fame, but the ability to produce necessity, imo. As much as I really don't like Agenda 2030 shit, some of the points made are legit. Exponential Growth is a huge risk, and it's alot harder to undo things that relate to emotions like "the homestead."

>> No.53511318
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>>53511305
and you WILL eat ze bugs btw

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>>53511229
He fears the indoors fish farmer.

>> No.53511325

>>53511253
Yes, they’ve been very public with their layoffs and economic estimates.

>> No.53511328
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WHERE MY FELLOW GEO MASSA'S AT? DID YOU NIGGERS INVEST IN NIGGERS NOGGING WHEN I TOLD YOU TOO AT 5 BUCKS?

>> No.53511329

>>53511318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFk_OxpMm9o

>> No.53511332

powell is not going to ease up. he has been committed to raising rates until inflation is dealt with. he will say that it looks like inflation is being tamed but they will continue in case inflation comes back.

>> No.53511336

>>53511325
lmao imagine following the advice of the people that want you to lose.

>> No.53511350

>>53511336
Well I’m up 35,000 the past year while retail lost billions so I’ll keep doing what I’m doing and continue to invest the profits in high yield dividends if it’s all the same.

>> No.53511352

AMZN almost has a P/E of 100 lol. This shit is so overbought. Same goes for the entire market.

>> No.53511353

>>53511318
I have a kosher diet so I can’t eat the bugs actually.

>> No.53511354

>>53511332
i agree
this is not a recession any of (you) has ever seen
this is the time where bucks will be broken
i am NOT a bobo btw

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53511360

lumber up
XLU down
if you aren't bullish until those two things reverse i have bad news for you

>> No.53511361

GAW.L is almost £10,000/share. Is there a reason they won't stock split?

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I think I upset buncun. If you're out there bunny cunny, I was just joking in the comments. I don't think you're actually a sick freak.

>> No.53511365

>>53511353
based and kosher diet pilled

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>>53511285

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I put a very very very small hedge on just to see what happens this week

>> No.53511372

>>53511362
Buncun is a sick freak though, on multiple levels

>> No.53511374

>>53511318
btw, their arguments on cattle are shitty telephone game. the people who "figured out" that veggies are "better for the environment" were not specialists in food, and were clearly thinking in some ceteris paribus that doesn't exist.
Nutrients on the surface aren't equal, and there are grasslands that happily keep cattle, that if you tried to irrigate would turn into salted desert the more water you add. That's just what those soils carry for hundreds of feet below the surface, and without digging up the midwest and moving it, they're not going to do anything else.
On how you can use those lands to keep people and "the planet" alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFAEq6mCtL4

>> No.53511386

>>53511332
>>53511354
The Fed is still propping up the market by buying treasuries. They’re just trying to suck the froth out of the stock market and mega corps. We will crab until conditions improve. Screen cap this

>t. Cash gang

>> No.53511387

>>53511374
>using rational arguments
N G M I
G
M
I

>> No.53511388

>>53511372
I sometimes forget that you guys have a thick skin on an anonymous image board, but are soft as baby skin in real life. I'll have to be more sensitive when dealing with you chuds

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My friend is buying VIX bull and I'm buying nq100 bear
Which one of us is retarded?

>> No.53511398

>>53511362
>apologizing on 4chan
You’re a faggot

>> No.53511401

>>53511386
cash IS a position

>> No.53511409

>>53511387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxOBOhRECoo

>> No.53511415

>>53511398
Well you guys are my friends

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>>53510626
Last 4 threads and this is the only mention of MSGM. Ironclad proof /smg/ hates money

>> No.53511420

>>53511386
Cash is a position dude

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>>53511298
ohh i think spy gonna go up up up everything is looking bullish longer term. right now coming weeks nasdaq and dax will correct first big chance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoXPvCcFibo

>> No.53511427

>>53511372
How so? His tastes may be a bit different but he seems to manifest them in an artistic way and pisses of jannies at the same time. This is the year of buncun.

>> No.53511441

>>53511388
>>53511427
Oh, I don't mind the bunny stuff. I disagree with some of his positions on global affairs. I think they're disgusting

>> No.53511440

>>53511417
thanks just shorted $100k

>> No.53511443

>>53511368
kek

>> No.53511457

>>53511401
>>53511420
tell me a good reason I shouldn't take a 4.5% divy payer on lock until sale price gain, vs sitting in cash for 8 months?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjNTu8jdukA

>> No.53511464

>>53511415
I USE you to make MONEY
you ARENT my friend
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.53511465

>>53511417
tf first i've seen of it

>> No.53511474

>>53511464
>poo has a Dell
sheesh.

>> No.53511478

>>53511457
it's funny that cashgang is actually bonds and treasuries because that's how banks hold their money for them
cashgang just doesn't get the returns, the bank pockets the money

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>>53510507
>>53510537
>>53510550
>>53510563
>>53510565
>>53510599
>>53510627
>>53510636
>>53510669
>>53510725
>>53510731
>>53510780
>>53510805
>>53510812
>>53510880
>>53510881
>>53510909
>>53510914
>>53510921
>>53510947
>>53510988
>>53510999
>>53511069
>>53511135
>>53511152
>>53511165
>>53511192
>>53511203
>>53511224
>>53511386
>>53511396
>>53511417
>>53511465
>1pbtid
You paid shills glow so brightly.

>> No.53511485
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https://vocaroo.com/1jswIsxoQeBt

>> No.53511490

>>53511464
Nobody in /smg/ makes money. Nice larp though

>> No.53511494

>>53511480
In most boards, 75% of the participants lurk, or that was the rule 20 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn5TNqjuHiU

>> No.53511496

>>53511441
See I tend to agree with him on global affairs, but find the loli bunny fantasy shit absolutely appalling.

>> No.53511502

>>53511490
exactly, i just do the opposite of what people say especially rocker and baggie

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>> No.53511507

>>53511485
real???

>> No.53511509

>>53511361
Your decimal point is in the wrong place.

>> No.53511511

It would be really funny if we just did the reversal here. Like really really fucking funny.

>> No.53511512

>>53511457
for my particular situation i answered that like that: >>53511214
cash is a VALID position as are real estate, bonds, pms and everything you feel comfortable with investing
cryptos are a scam however

>> No.53511513

>>53511505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogTDa-vG2MQ

>> No.53511520

>>53511328
I sold my GEO way too early. Still made a nice little profit though.

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WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY AHEAD OF THE FOMC MEETING?
BEAR OR BULL ETFS?

>> No.53511528

>>53511441
Yeah. Our personal thots and opinions on global affairs should be kept on /pol/ and /bant/. The only relevance they have here are ways to profit from them. The stuff does overlap doe.

>> No.53511530

>>53511524
crab etf

>> No.53511531

>>53511480
Thank you for exposing the shills. Keep it up!

>> No.53511536

>>53511509
Yahoo Finance shows it at 9380.00.

>> No.53511540

>>53511528
I didn't like when he brought them into movie night. Kind of ruined the experience for me

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frenly heads up

>> No.53511548

>>53511512
Crypto's not a scam. Really it's not. The scam with crypto is the ponzi origin of cash.
Crypto, as a core idea is a legit assistance to economy rewarded. Accounting, Sales, Data Processing, AI, there is value in the performance of the calculations.
>>53511513
Please wait till the last song is done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

>> No.53511551

>>53511513
Based as fuck

>DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN
>DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN
>DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWNNN

>> No.53511552

>>53511480
>2pbtid

FTFY, fag

>> No.53511553

>>53511540
What exactly are his "thoughts"

>> No.53511554

>>53511524
how long are you wanting to hold it?

>> No.53511556

>>53511542
stuff like this happends everyday. A big juicy just nothingburger.

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>>53510801
RED WAVE. HIGHER FOR LONGER. TRUMP 2024. LIBTARD MUMUS BTFO.

>> No.53511558

>>53511542
I wonder who could be behind this

>> No.53511559

>>53511485
Top kek

>> No.53511563
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25 bps or 50 bps? Why?

>> No.53511564

>>53511536
9k GBp, not GBP. Waiting for 6.5k.

>> No.53511569

>>53511556
of course
>>53511558
well i had some profits off that kek

>> No.53511572

>>53511553
It doesn't matter. I don't think he even really has any beliefs, he just says it for shock value

>> No.53511576

>>53511542
>Invest all of the profit from your countries in Jewish market
>Lose it all
>How could this happen

>> No.53511578

>>53511564
p=Pence, P=Pound?

>> No.53511579

Spy prem is bearish, gonna rip up tomorrow

>> No.53511580

>>53511563
25 bepis was already leaked
it's the comments that will swing the market

>> No.53511585

>>53511542
Both stocks and bonds tanked so no wonder

>> No.53511592

>>53511485
You sound like a based nigger

>t. Cashgang

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>>53511542
The jews are fucking the beautiful nordic goyim of whom they are so jealous.

Nords are the true fear of the jew. Taller, smarter, stronger, more beautiful, and more willful, these gentle giants must be jewed harder and more sneakily than any of the other goyim, lest they lash out in anger and crush the jewish menace once and for all.

>> No.53511598

>>53511579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5zDRtEC0x0

>> No.53511603

>>53511548
>Crypto's not a scam
well if you say so it will be correct as no one lies on the internet right?

>> No.53511606

>>53511464
Lets be real. A man’s only value is measured by what he can do for others. If you are a useless human being your pool of friends are slim to none. It’s just the way it is. I personally have only two in real life friends.

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>>53511580
Comments like what?

>> No.53511610

>>53511563
call before tomorrow is actually free money on a scale i've never seen before. its never been this easy.

>> No.53511611

>>53511572
Humor me at least

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>>53511485

>> No.53511626

>>53511606
I measure their value by what they can do for me and if I can make them do it.

>> No.53511625

>>53511608
J Pow will walk on stage and shout "WOOAH BLACK BETTY", then walk off.

>> No.53511624

>>53511496
No different then a cat girl or elf waifu fantasy.

>> No.53511631

>>53511606
slave mentality

>> No.53511635

>>53511580
question is if the market will even believe whatever comments he makes. what can he even say to stop the markets pumping once they see that expected 25 number?
"25 bps but at least two more increases and no decreases until 2024 guaranteed"
that might do it but they won't hamstring their future options like that.
market just seems irrationally exuberant at the moment - so much cash on the sidelines and people just want to invest
think we might pump tomorrow and only thing that stops it is bad CPI numbers later
i'm staying in cash for the next day plus

>> No.53511639

whatever happens, the big moves will be the days after jpow talks.

>> No.53511646

>>53511608
anything about their plan for the timing and size of future hikes will start getting priced in as soon as it gets released
also JPow's statements during the presser about the same things
right now another 25 bepis hike is coming in March so if that changes expect a big swing, though it's not likely

>> No.53511648

>>53511542
What's the percentage?

>> No.53511651

>>53511580
>25 bepis was already leaked
Source?

>> No.53511654

>>53511352
Yeah but it's historically been that crazy. They basically own online shopping and make substantial investments in just about everything so I think it's at least understandable. NVIDIA, not so much. It kind of has no reason to have the p/e be near 100 but reddit and other retail traders love the stock and thus it goes up. Don't fight retail trends man

>> No.53511657

398.25 was generational lows for anyone born today. crazy.

>> No.53511660

>>53511555
Checking my own trips

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>>53511635
I am 10% cash.

>> No.53511663

>>53511639
The insane thing is VIX is so fucking low and calls on it are cheap, yet the premiums on puts and calls on spy are through the fucking roof.

How does that make any sense? Isnt the smart play just to long vix right now?

>> No.53511674

>>53511603
No. You can reason? No? Well, there is no blood you can prove, which means despite your immediate personal disruption of justice, it comes around. I hate attesting to my own failure, but beware.
>>53511639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryA6eHZNnXY

>> No.53511677

>>53511563
25. I thought they might throw a curveball last year, but so far they’ve signaled way ahead of time. No reason for this not to be the case again.

Priced in
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>> No.53511679

>>53511648
-14.1%

>> No.53511686

>>53511651
nick timiraos and https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

>> No.53511688

>>53511674
you wont listen to reasoning
no point in arguing with you

>> No.53511689

>>53511651
Fox Business said it yesterday

>source: dude, trust me

>> No.53511697

>>53511663
I'm not fucking with the VIX.

>> No.53511702

>>53511542
>>53511679
They beat the SPX by 4 points. Sounds decent for such a large fund

>> No.53511708

>>53511657
Everything is a generational low for babies born today

>> No.53511722

>>53511688
>offers no reasoning
>doubles down on ad-hom
lol. choke on your boyfriend's seamen, pimple neck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_cEMvRwyRE

>> No.53511725
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>>53511697
But what im getting at is: if you expect enough volatility over the next few days to justify the options premiums, wouldnt the vix be a much cheaper play and more profitable?

>> No.53511735

green dildo out of nowhere. theyre desperately trying to lure calls in.

>> No.53511738

>>53511725
HONGA MONGA LOOK AT THOSE MAMMARIES

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>>53511743
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>>53511743
new
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>>53511743
new

>> No.53511753

>>53511631
How so? I willfully explain to people what I do and how I can live without wage slaving. All I get are excuses about how it wouldn’t work for them. That is my failure. I can’t seem to overcome the years of conditioning that has corrupted people’s minds. My friends now consist of likeminded folks I can talk with and don’t need money from me. And relaxing evening of fun conversation and good whiskey is what we provide for each other.

>> No.53511754

>>53511702
of course
10% to the big guy and 4.1% to me

>> No.53511773

>>53511626
Eventually you have to reciprocate.

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>>53511594
>Nords are the true fear of the jew

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>>53511415
get a dog

>> No.53511995

>>53511753
your doing noble work but the working for others thing is what i'd criticize. family, yes ideally you want to grow and help your family whenever you can. friends, sure, if they actually are good people who also help others and you would be happy if they were to marry your sister or cousin or whatever. but strangers? the same ones who would stab you in the back to take your place? or fake friends of infinite varieties? gonna have to be very descriminating, and then there's the whole pearls before swine scenario if they don't think on your level

>> No.53512456

>>53511995
I know what you are saying. I personally don’t work for others. I retired my self and live off my investments. So what I tell to people who ask is how i did it. And even with the proof sitting right in front of them some still don’t believe it’s possible. Crazy shit.