/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for soxl

What news dropped that caused the reversal?

good bread and fuck baggot

what under $5 stocks we gambling on today?

>>53509197
it was posted in the last thread. fortunately OP left a link there for you to navigate back to it.

>>53509197
bull trap before FOMC

First for Energy Transfer (ET)

I laid an ancient Jewish curse on all namefags ITT, every namefag that will comment will lose all of their networth
you are WARNED

What are we doing to solve the tripfag problem? I think we need a total solution. I'd suggest reeducation camps.

So tired of this shit. Every morning some new bullshit data causes DXY to dump and stocks to pump. How long can this go on?

What company produces the sloppiest goyslop?

>>53509224
I make a motion this man should speak more often. Early and often

who's buying

>stupid stocks are going up AGAIN

Should I cash in my snap call or wait till tomorrow already up 30% will be up more at open

>>53509220
What's thier deal do they own the pipes? How do they make money?

boil dropping to $5 today
hope you gassy mumus didn't buy at 7 thinking it was rock bottom

How do I turn 92k into 100k by the end of the year?

>>53509241
I mean if you want the sloppiest, you probably can't get much sloppier than KHC

>>53509263
Yes they own the pipelines and re-gasification plants. They posted record profits even while natural braaps dumped. I got in at $8 and now it $13. Divvy is massive and it’s an all around comfy hold

>>53509263
They seek rent

>>53509277
write 8 Dec23 SPY $450 calls

>>53509296
So like a reit+ services. I love those companies. I shall buy some probably.

LOL, LMAO, BOIL bros are getting boiled alive rn pre-market. Another /smg/ cultist sect goes down the drain.

>>53509332
beware of tax hassle with mlps. Not worth investing unless the position is big enough to be worth wasting an extra few hours on taxes (or paying an accountant).

>>53509241
Fuck me, I'm only 10lbs heavier than the average american woman and I consider myself a fatty.

>>53509357
It's likely due to a high BF%. Which means a low amount of actual skeletal muscle
t. /fit/ frequenter

>>53509350
I think they're celebrating right now. -10% is the norm.
Today it's only down 3% so that's basically like being up 7%.

>>53509371
I do 200 push ups and 20 pull ups every morning. I have more muscle than the average man.

>>53509357
I'm 20 under and bit overweight

>>53509355
>beware of tax hassle with mlps
also they're only worth it if you're a US investor, otherwise the taxes are insane

>>53509350
>its another -10% day for BOIL

s-surely this is the last one right bros...

>>53509236
>Every morning some new bullshit data
All of it is bad news that the market irrationally interprets as good news because it thinks the Fed will pivot. The Fed doesn't even care about the data anymore, they want 5% rates no matter what.

imagine getting into gas when germanys total gas storage is 80% full
last year they were 30% full same time, and that was with endless russian gas

boiltards are actually the worst retards ITT in a long time

>>53509382
>178lbs
>more muscle than the average man
LMFAO not true, at all.
>I do 200 push ups and 20 pull ups every morning
that literally doesn't mean shit, mr skeletelel.

>>53509399
>boiltards are actually the worst retards ITT in a long time

They just got caught up in the hot air :^)

Anyone longing SNAP in anticipation of good guidance and residual Meta rebound

you know the markets going down today
make the right choice and you could earn your daily survival and beat inflation

>>53509357
How tall are you?

>>53509411
Alright fatty, your man titties aren't muscles.

I will just sell my KOLD shares at open and buy BOIL'S BOTTOM

>>53509399
I think people underestimate how cheap people are when they are presented with a price increase they cannot measure. No one is heating. They are all sitting in the cold feeling good about their cheapness. Natural gas futures are going to zero or even lower.

>>53509399
but what about EU freezing to death?

>>53509423
Lol you know nothing about fitness, and it is hilarious
"Mom! Look at how many push ups I can do!"
LMFAO you realize a pushup is only ~60% of your BW, right?
Whats your max OHP and squat? You DO OHP AND SQUAT RIGHT?!?!!?

>>53509357
Anon, men's bones are denser than women's and we have more muscle mass then women which means we weigh more than them on average.

>>53509261
Not Chinese stocks. ;)

>>53509438
kek you cant do any pushups can you? what's your 3 mile run time?

>>53509433
Europe will never be cold again.

>>53509433
>freezing
temperatures are above 0° C nothing is freezing here. Either Putin is a very unlucky bastard or ((global warming)) is real

>>53509415
No. Who even uses Snapchat anymore? Zoomers have different apps and millennials are sad and old.

And Italian food is cheap and easy to make, it should be a permanent fixture of the menu instead of needing a dedicated night. Short poolside women.

>>53509438
Pull ups are 100% my body weight. You do know what a pull up is. Stay fat.

Is BOIL the hot new heir to SOXL's title as destroyer of meme portfolios?

>>53509431
Factories were shut down as well. There was this assumption that industrials in EU would simply eat the insane energy costs and accept losing money to maintain production regardless of everything.
Although recently there seems to be some mistaken belief that shutting down is bullish for EU.

Pump cancelled, sorry Mumu

>>53509450
>1pbtid
>talking about muscle/strength
>"UHM HOW SONIC FAST R U?!"
Lol you little shits are so easily intimidated.
>>53509465
Okay? 20 pullups is literally NOTHING at 178lbs, you fucking child. Why can you not understand this?
My max OHP is 160lbs, my max squat is 315lbs, my average 1-mile run speed is ~8 minutes. Current BW is ~212lbs at 6'1"
You can compete with that, right?

I purchased the top of BOIL yesterday

Natgas is only worth buying below this line

>>53509493
So you're saying it's BOIL time?

what are the chances we pump on 25 bepis tomorrow?

>>53509488
8 minute 1 mile... you are either obese or a 14 year old girl.

>>53509241
Jesus Christ is that fat

>>53509465
I was once in very good shape. Am now fat. It's great. Zero effort and everyone ignores me. No one bothers me. I'm basically not there now.

Had i known this was possible earlier, vs running 4 times a week to look good and fit in, vs just opting out, would have done years ago.

i wanted to talk about the D word but I'm worried the monopoly people will appear if I do

>>53509498
Okay, now I know you're trolling. Elite runners do 5 minute miles, kiddo.
Filtered.

>>53509488
>212lbs bw only squatting 315
LMAO

>>53509446
Willing to be money she isn't Chinese based on facial features, even if all the people around her in that vid are.

>>53509497
Market rally wants to rally. Were pivoting and pumping. Forward looking. Only idiot reddit bobos are shorting and they're gonna get rekt

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53509519
I do a 7 minute split for 3 miles 4 times a week. I'm not even close to elite. Again, stay fat and keep running like a little girl.

>>53509538
yep. plain as day. easiest trading of my life, well besides 2020. just buy calls you fucking tards.

>>53509241
$Yum best ticker out there

>>53509497
priced in
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

>I embrace the homosexual aesthetics but I really really love women i swear

physical well being is done through healthy food and walking. beyond this shows that you either do it because
-you are bored, aka a failure
-you try to fulfill some power fantasy, sign of betacuckness
-you are a homo, aka a failure
-you do it for women, aka a man devoted to please women even if you claim otherwise, like all men, aka a failure
-you cling to your health, aka a failure living in fear of death

=>you are a pleb as soon as you lift.

Kek baggies

>>53509526
Arr rook same to me

>>53509538
t. dumb money

>>53509497
80%

>>53509522
>doesn't workout, at all
Lmao you are constantly showing your lack of knowledge
Do you get your info from google search, YT/Tiktok influencers, and Insta posts?
How many average people are squatting above 2 pl8s, anon? Surely it is above 40% of gym goers
>>53509542
>says he runs a 7 minute split for 3
>equals 7 minute mile
So you run a 7 minute mile...??? 1 entire minute faster than me? And I'm obese john rocker mode? Okay, I'm done with you kids, market is open.
>>53509559
Weak and pathetic.

>>53509184
BOILgang BOILgang lets get it today

>>53509559
loving women is gay

bang

No one gives a fuck about how fit or strong you are, this isn't fucking /fit/ you god damn homosexual tourists
If you want to suck each other dicks get a fucking room

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>53509559
What if I want to be ready in case of a war?

>>53509576
i'm 162 and i squat 340

tHiS iS tHe BM tOp I'm SeLLiNg eVerYtHiNg aT oPeN
SeLL sEll SelL rEdDiT SeeEEeeLL

WTFWT

>>53509587
Stop off topic posting, market is open!

>>53509552
>>53509497

Could someone explain how these numbers in the 400's translate to the .25/.5/.75 rate everyone talks about?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53509585
>>53509584
We're doomed

>nobody cared about my effort post jerome powell soxl pasta
https://voca.ro/18MbsRuAKpPj

>>53509585
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>53509576
Your 1 mile is the speed my sister could run when she was in high school. Your squat max is pathetic. YOU are a fatty.

Was in the marine infantry. Part of our PFT was a 3 mile run. 100 points if you completed it in 18 minutes. Failure if completed above 27 minutes. I averaged around 24 minutes. Am hamchad burpseller now

NVIDIA MOONING. you fucking retards HahahahahHahahahahahahahHaahahahahahahah. You're losing a lot of money aren't you?

Was the employment data good or bad

>>53509559
I lift for the lord.
1 Corinthians 6:19-20 (ESV), “Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you have from God? You are not your own, for you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body.”

>>53509572
That's it. I'm dumping all my life savings in AMZN stocks today. Wish me luck senpai

Why are we pumping?
Gonna slurp the SQQQ dip

It's over

> he went long at 4030

>>53509597
we're currently at 4.50% market prices in a 4.75% = 25bps

>>53509615
Time for tranche 6

>>53509481
Has there actually been any shutdowns? Seems like the price caps did it.

>>53509606
it was low effort and you know it. it sounds off from the beginning. you knew this, but posted it anyways. you knew you should have trained the model with a better speech / more samples but you didn't. this is on you.

>>53509628
Twisting scripture to embrace western vanity episode #2457

So XOM earnings really was a sell the news event. Unfortunate.

>>53509629
>AMZN without Bezos in charge

enjoy ur bags

What a bullshit rally at open. DOW still below 200 MA. Green is for trannies

Uh oh bobo

>>53509641
But it took me 10 minutes

>>53509635
I just want to be these girls human foot cleaner and toilet, is that so much to ask?

>>53509628
Based ngl
>>53509629
Yolo

I'm ruined.

>>53509591
>she's 162
youre fat for a 'girl'
>>53509597
What are you asking ESLkun?
>>53509610
>1 minute faster than my mile time
>weak as fuck
>IM SONIC YOURE DR ROBOTNIK! FACE IT!
LMFAO
>>53509647
agreed.
I hope JPow does 50 bepis tomorrow, so the Canadian banks I sold tank

god shitstation is such a buggy piece of shit
never use this fucking garbage jesus nigger christ

CNTX, HILS halted

>>53509660
>tomorrow
Wait it's only tomorrow?

>>53509654
i had good luck training it with the first 9 minutes of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ3sEeArWlw

>stocks and crypto pumping into FOMC
>Dollar dumping into FOMC
DONT THEY EVER GET TIRED OF IT??

Hotschild Mining Fell 17% because of political uncertainty in Peru

>>53509677
Well, the decision is at 2:00pm EST, tomorrow. Not sure much matters, after that. Aside from CPI in mid Feb

>>53509680
I used the same video

>>53509686
You are here forever

>>53509659
Its only up 0.3% compared to yesterady you can still sell at profit

pls MSFT

DOLE BROS WE FUCKING WON

THIS SHIT IS BANANAS

>>53509688
>Hotschild Mining Fell 17%
>Hotschild
HUH??? Who names these companies?!

WHY ARE WE DUMPING MY BASTARDS

>>53509711
damn dude

you can't even say it's over if it never even began.

>>53509712
Experts

Uhhhh BOIL chads?? Are we about to le moon??

>>53509519
>Elite runners do 5 minute miles
When you talk about ”average” miles we don’t know your effort level. If you want to know how good you are at running you should do an all out mile at a track. Sub 6 minutes would be a good time time. Elites obviously go sub 4.

>>53509693
>>53509680
Here's the pasta if you want to cook
>>/biz/thread/S51284932#p51285760

>>53509717
>He doesnt know

well BOILbros were broke but we have pic related to coom to so could be worse

>>53509692
the release gives some initial volatility but the press conf 30 min later are the real schizo minutes

>entirety of january has been a pathetic 4% change in my folio
DO SOMETHING YOU NIGGER KIKES HOLY FUCK, EVEN IF IT'S MAKING ME LOSE 20% AT LEAST SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPENED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53509712
Rotschild but in a Brazilian accent

the eternal crab market continues

Just went all in on SQQQ
I don't trust this fake rally into FOMC

any of you guys count cards?

>>53509722
>"look thats the one he told us about! *hotchild mining* That's the signal!"
>>53509728
I understand, and you're absolutely correct.
Like I said, my 1 mile time is ~8 minutes, maybe faster if I go all out. But if you honestly think this is slow, then you're a pompous cardio faggot; simple as.
>>53509746
I'm not surprised

>>53509768
yeah i got like 300 garbage pail kids cards

>>53509768
I tried but i lost count

>>53509768
yea every deck i've counted has 52 cards
54 if you're playing jokers wild

BOIL

>>53509778
>>53509779
>>53509781
you guys are hilarious.

smg is dead

sorry bobo, your puts will expire and you will go back to the wage cage

>>53509804
feels like it, maybe pro ai will join and provide top tier market analysis

>>53509804
just like the economy

BOIL BROS ITS HAPPENING

>>53509804
All the bobos have retreated back to their dens to find more money to lose. Mumu party now. NVIDIA bros (you) me

>>53509804
I've tried posting tickers with a bit of research. I got called a nigger once for it being a chicken restaurant. So don't blame me.
Also
>missed the DOLE call
There is still time, anon. DOLE is only just starting.

tradestation is confirmed down for certain people (me included)
just talked with a rep, they have a (((known issue)))
nice trading day

yeh we pumping booois

>>53509768
I learned how one weekend so I'm familiar with the concept. The casinos up here are only slots though

>>53509832
if you're that thin skinned 4chan probably isn't for you

>>53509644
“Whether ye know not, that your members be the temple of the Holy Ghost, that is in you, whom ye have of God, and ye be not your own?
For ye be bought with great price. Glorify ye, and bear ye God in your body.” Wycliffe manuscript. You can take all the translations of this verse. You can not deny the fact that God owns our body’s and we shall Glorify it for God. Treat the body as sacred as we are made in Gods image and mutilated by the sin of what makes us man. Be humbled before God.

that BOIL chart is pretty funny

>>53509773
>But if you honestly think this is slow
It is kinda slow. I don’t know how old you are, but for a man in his 20’s who’s not very heavy, it doesn’t take that much training to get to the 6-7min range. Talent is part of the equation though, some guys do it pretty easily

panic sold my tesla puts. didn't expect to see a rally this morning after yesterday's action

>>53509847
I bought Colin's book the 21st century card counter. He has a new book tables from the felt where the proceeds go to help problem gambling. Was wondering the difference between the deluxe and regular versions

buddy look at lumber futures computer

>>53509859
>your members be the temple of the holy ghost
so the holy ghost is semen?

>>53509890
physical lumberjacks can't stop winning

c3.ai bussin fr.nocap

Sup faggots, It's your boy The Quasar here. I just got off the phone with jay, and it's not good.
25 beeps tomorrow, 25 beeps in March and then another 25 in May
rates will stay high until (you) lose everything

>>53509854
Yeah, I should just leave. You're all mean and keep calling people niggers and heebs.
Like, what did baggot even do to you guys to deserve being called a kike and a heeb? Like wtf YA'LL
>>53509872
It's lookin hot. LIke hotchilds mining, hot
>>53509879
I'm 30 and I don't train cardio, much. It isn't slow, I'm not really concerned about splitting hairs about how 1 minute faster IS fast, and whatever. Stop being a kike about it.

i need a plebbit username so I can browse a NSFW antiwork thread, any suggestions?

>>53509907
Lmfao

>>53509916
niggerkiller500

Some big milkies today

>>53509888
Oh I just learned from a youtube video and tried it out on some casino game on ps4

>>53509916
TiggersNongueAyMnus

>>53509907
paper hands take Ls(loses)

>>53509907

>>53509899
it's basically the inverse of natural gas
poor guys

>>53509907
take that hedge funds!

>i need a plebbit username so I can browse a NSFW antiwork thread, any suggestions?

>>53509906
To be fair, people who have followed my picks should have lost everything a couple times by now.

>>53509907
RIP

>>53509927
thank you sir

>10AM
>posting on gambling daytrading board general disguised as stock market "investing" instead of having your morning dunkin' and earning a living

You know you wont obtain wealth doing what you are doing. Daytrading is for 8 figs and up people that made it not you.

>>53509905
What kind of music does Jay dj?

>>53509907
>>53509907
>pump it

>vix 19 pre fomc
>vol crush post fomc
This bitch is going to 15

SHORT COIN(base)

>>53509903
fool i caught the knife on this dog shit so hard it needs to run another 300% lmfao

Took profits on YANG and put them into JEPI.
>>53509907
If only they'd held for just 2 more weeks

BOILbros....
they tried to bury us

So the consumer confidence data was... bad?

>>53509905
JPow is going to drag out the hikes for as long as possible. It gives him the maximum amount of time.
>>53509964
>short muh coins
NO

We will reject 23k today

>>53509979
who's we

bobros I think we vibin

>>53509955
I come here to talk about divies and post cat pics because my work is mind numbing

>>53509955
>daytrading
More like gambling while "working" from home

>>53509975
>the shoulders in that pic
Lol you like men, don't you?
>>53509983
He meant the royal we.

Spotify poppin

>>53509960
you think vix is gonna tank?

>>53509927
that's a man

>>53509995
none of us are royalty

>>53509984
buddy look at small caps computer

>>53509995
I like her shoulders

FOMC has begun. The end is nigh

>>53509997
Yeah because it always tanks after fomc

Wtf, someone explain to me how NVIDIA can be up 1.5% and then suddenly turn negative on no news. Suck utter bullshit

>>53509983
((we)) are going to make this shit go back down again.

>>53509592
>calls Apu "pepe"

>>53509906
It depends on what you compare it to, but maybe I’d call it mediocre then instead of slow

how do i short gold?

XOM went green again

yahoo finance is such a shit website

>>53510029
all white people look the same to me how can you tell the difference?

>>53510033
>frog folder is named pepe
i'm sorry okay i'm just not gonna change it's name
haha, i know
but i'm just not gonna do it

>>53510038
https://etfdb.com/themes/inverse-short-gold-etfs/

>>53510038
Buy shitty tech stocks

>>53510038
DUST
JDST

>>53509628
As a pastor I don't think that's necessarily the correct or best way to view/interpret this but let's get these gains my brother. Do some preacher curls for us both. Don't go heavy with the pastor pumps though, remember contraction is key. But you already knew that didn't ya

Coworker is going to give me their extra air fryer. Free! At least SOMEONE here is making a profit today.

Does losing a lot of money guarantee my way into heaven?

>>53510007
>none of us are royalty
Not yet, anyway; and not with that attitude.
>>53510015
Fair enough. Don't let that get you into irl trouble! Unless you're into trannies...
>>53510037
>maybe I’d call it mediocre then
I'll accept that.
Different bodies are going to be good at different things. Most of the nerds in /smg/ likely won't get that, though.
At 6'1", 212lbs I'm not going to be sprinting with Usain Bolt or Andre DeGrasse. But I can still run faster than most normal males. I mostly like strength training, as I need to be physically fit/strong for my future job.
>>53510038
Buy shorts on GLD?

>>53510077
Incredibly based
What's the first thing you're gonna cook with it

lol i bought 10 shares of BOIL for the lulz pre market and im actually up

>>53510033
Sir I have to inform you that I do not come up with the filenames of the edgy frog pictures that I steal.

>>53510077
im up 35 dollars swinging soxl
that's enough for one colombian hooker

>>53510080
"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God"

I shorted DASH and I regret it

>>53510072
>As a pastor
OT or NT?
Also, is reading the Quran worth it? I'm currently 3 chapters/surahs in.

>>53509184
I should have bought AMD at the beginning of the year. Would it be wise to still buy? Shit always drops when I buy to shake me off then goes up again

>>53510029
>go to any stock
>set graph to 1 month
>line isn't dead straight but keeps going up and down
yo fellas what the fuck?!?!

>>53510106
poorbros...we did it

brainlet here, can someone explain to me how bond maturities work as time goes by? E.g. currently we have X% yield on 10Y bonds. When a year passes - do we refer to these specific ones as 9 year bonds? Also when there's one year left to maturity - don't they essentially become bills given the short maturity left?

I just received an alert from my trading software to sell SPY.

>>53510106
cue a bunch of grifting pastors explaining how that means heaven is full of rich people and keep tithing because the lord's servants need private jets

I believe Powell has had enough of hawkishness he’s going to be the doviest of doves you’ve ever doved

>>53510106
Isn't the unspoken implication that if it is that hard for a rich man what hope does a poor man have? And that that is why Christ has to come and die for us? Because it is impossible for all of us. I too used to think the implication in this verse was that being rich was something to not be desired but I think now that the scripture was saying almost the opposite. though the point is still that none of us are perfect, rich or poor and all fall short.

>>53510121
>>53510130
and there it is
no faggot, yeshua was a dirty mystic hippy who wants you to own nothing and eat bugs

>>53510116
It's seriously fucked up that I can have a mental image in my mind of what a stock is worth, yet they don't always trade at exactly that value.

Just got off the phone with Jerome. He told me "as a little treat" he's going to not do any rate hike this month! He said it's just a little treat and to not expect this next time but tomorrow he just wants to give us a little treat. :)

>>53510119
>>53510119
>Also when there's one year left to maturity - don't they essentially become bills given the short maturity left?
No they're still called bonds for some reason.

>>53510130
I think that line in the bible is brilliant because its held true all these years. Not one rich person on the entire planet has made their money honestly. You'll never meet a rich person that's a good person.

shit man, i'm sitting on 5-figures of leftover cash but my hold-forever stocks aren't dipping

really want to add more BNS and CM since they got wrecked already from their highs (like 20-30% down) but they're just flipping between green and red today

DXY has bottomed

>>53510130
22 When Jesus heard this, he said to him, “You still lack one thing. Sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”

23 When he heard this, he became very sad, because he was very wealthy. 24 Jesus looked at him and said, “How hard it is for the rich to enter the kingdom of God! 25 Indeed, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

26 Those who heard this asked, “Who then can be saved?”

27 Jesus replied, “What is impossible with man is possible with God.”

28 Peter said to him, “We have left all we had to follow you!”

29 “Truly I tell you,” Jesus said to them, “no one who has left home or wife or brothers or sisters or parents or children for the sake of the kingdom of God 30 will fail to receive many times as much in this age, and in the age to come eternal life.”

>>53510130
>He hasnt read the gospel of thomas or anything else from the nag hammadi library
Bro I got bad news.

>>53510153
does that mean all americans are going to hell
because based on world wealth they are all very rich
that would be very true imo

>>53510165
is chinese wuxia based on the bible

why do they sound similar

>>53510146
im sure hes got a little treat for you in his van too

>>53510179
well jesus christ's brother was chinese so it makes sense
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Xiuquan

>UPS pumping on missed earnings numbers

i thought jesus was black

>>53510193
sugoi Renkun

Rheinmetall -6% today

>About to be the most important fed meeting in the history of the US economy
>smg is talking about Jesus
Praise the lord

>>53510198
the markets sick right now you cant expect it to do the right thing immediately
itll do the right thing in due time

digits and CNTX hits $2 today

>>53510087
I will make ground turkey (on sale) meatballs soaked in garlic and butter. Then I will open a position of sweet potatoes on the slow cooker to go with them.
>Plebbit space for clarity
I'm agonizing about whether to buy puts or not ahead of Poppy Powell's rate hikes. This retard mania seems unsustainable on (T)QQQ seems a bit much. But if I do, I know he's gonna get on stage and drop 25 and the market's gonna love it for some reason. Ah, I've talked myself out of buying puts each time and regretted each time.

>>53509220
were going to make it midstream bros

i checked into my hotel room and the cleaners didn't clean out the fridge from the last guests. I got a free slightly eaten chinese dinner. How u like them dumplings

>>53510119
Bonds pay coupons based in face value. Bills are bought at discount and mature to face value.

>>53510233
probably dick cheese anon

>>53509201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmBxVfQTuvI

>>53510233
Post pic of that succulent Chinese meal

NONONONO COINBASE IS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN

>>53510233
hope you don't get their bedbugs as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiZHNw1MtzI

*poos stinkily*

>not owning a comfy 2000 share position of RIO
>not buying puts on RIO
N G M I

>>53510262
it looked like this but isntead of giant khazar milkers it was some kind of noodle dish

>>53510245
free dinner don't care

>>53510279
Hope you didn't follow your own advice

Bobos are cordially invited to suck my balls. :)

>>53510294

literally vertical a day before fomc you love to see it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrDKoXWKMmY

Damn SPY kinda breaking out

Did i just miss the bottom ?

Been backing my tiny market gains selling 60% cut BBBY Puts. So far, I'm up about $8 with only a risk of getting a pretty much valueless pile of notes for $400. This is winning, I can feel it.

So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?

We went through the easiest 3y of our lives to make money.
All you had to do was follow them damn FED.
and yet I am up 20 at most.

>>53510311
please go back to your containment thread sir

Did we just have the fabled #SoftLanding? #SPY #Investing #StockMarket @Janet_Yellen @POTUS

JXNiggers...

>tfw I'm both long and short at the same time so Mumu and Bobo can't get to me

Well, after holding for two years, I finally sold my 1000 XOM shares at 115 to raise cash for Jerome's nonsense. I would share with you guys my profits, but Vanguard's new interface doesn't update very frequently. This is goodbye to a good friend...

Of course Nokia is shitting itself in an autistically Finnish manner. Why wouldn't it?

>>53510318
yes. they haven't eaten your liver, so you have that going for you.
>>53510320
I feel bad for the people who don't know what (((reddit))) is doing. At least here I know that 90% of the advice is bad, 5% is just shilling by poo, and 5% is some autismo who just discovered the only way to retire in the next 6 months.

>>53510329
>soft landing

>>53510343
thank you for your shares btw
i will think of you when OIL reaches $300

>SQQQ
bobos I thought this was our day

>>53510350
Why are you buying Nokia?

>>53510329
>SoftLanding into Janet Yellen, as she is on all fours in the middle of the room
Awful timeline

Spy has more put premium that call premium currently. I wonder whos gonna get smoked ._.

>>53510358
STOP PUMPING IT I SOLD ALREADY

>>53510365
Serious? They lease their 5g tech to basically the entire world. AT&T would be outta business without nokia.

>>53510350
The best you can expect is an eternal crab. Some dividends on the way though

>>53510376
imagine your face when XOM announces their share buyback program in Q2

>>53510329

>>53510376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wO8toxinoc

My lil BZFD puts doin sumthin

>>53510360
You was supposed to sell at open . The premarket pump was obvious

go boil
go boil
go go go boil

>>53510402
Yeah, but this time it's different.

>>53510460
>>53510460
>>53510460
>>53510460

>>53510472
>>53510472
>>53510472
real thread with links fuck baggie
>>53510472
>>53510472
>>53510472
real thread with links fuck baggie

someone bake a real thread plz

Anyone know much about machining? Can you suggest someone Stateside who specializes in making shop machines?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zKFVWmzLLI

>>53510402
Hi Gammon lol

>>53510478
Based that fag should be banned from baking

>>53509905
Stfu Baggot

>>53510007
Speak for yourself

>>53510072
>As a pastor
Jew

>>53510130
No retard, the implication is that loving money more than God will take you away from God