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I'm about to buy a 1100 sqft house on 0.11 acres for about 150k outside Seattle.
Already getting ready to say y'all and ain't to fit in with the rednecks outside the city.

Is this a good decision?

>> No.53508315

>>53508294
Y'all y'all y'all y'all

>> No.53508325

>>53508294
>R-Money sticker
>binders full of women
lol

make sure you own a modest pick up truck and be polite to folks

>> No.53508332

>>53508294
it's mostly liberal urbanoids who say y'all. I never hear chuds say it apart from southerners.

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>>53508294
There's gotta be a better way anon. Got to a small town on the coast

>> No.53509202

>>53508344
There is no better way

>> No.53509428
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>>53508332
That's right. "yall" is our word, just like "nigger". Never forget it

>> No.53509440

>>53508332
There is nothing more grating than an urban queer saying "y'all". It's our word. Stop trying to sound 'folksy' you disgusting bugman.

>> No.53509479

>>53508294
i thought seattle was expensive? i live near philly (a poor nigger shithole) and $150k homes on 0.11 acres don't exist within 50 miles of the city. it's more like $200k minimum.

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>>53508294
>final blackpill
>the rednecks of america and lowest of iq africans are our last hope of defeating the AI hell society
>programmers and scientists are literal arch villains of this timeline enabling evil

>> No.53509502

>>53508294
>1100 sqft house on 0.11 acres for about 150k
grim

>> No.53510762

>>53509502
How is that grim though it's standard price

>> No.53511340

Where are you moving from? And nobody talks liek that in Washington dipshit.
And what do you mean by “outside Seattle”? Bellingham? Tacoma? Port Angeles?

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>>53508294
>Moving to a postage stamp sized lot in the suburbs of Seattle
>OH SHIT GUYS THIS IS LIKE A HEKIN SHACK IN ALABAMA DOOR DASH TAKES LIKE TWICE AS LONG TO GET HERE DO YOU THINK ILL GET LYNCHED?

>> No.53511468

>>53508315
Y’all is a necessary word that is filling a very real void left in the wake of our adoption of “you” for both singular and plural second person. Ideally, we would return to the unspoiled language of our forefathers and say “thou/thee/thine” for singular and “you/ye/yours” for plural. But since we allowed niggers to control the evolution of our language, we must accept the existence of “y’all”, or learn to speak German, which is etymologically similar to Shakespearean English. Consider the modern English:
>Where are you from?
Or the Ebonics variant:
>Where you from?
Now the German:
>Woher kommst du?
NOW the Shakespearean English:
>Wither comest thou?

>> No.53511471
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53511471

>>53511432
kek

>> No.53511500

.25 acre is OK for a small house, but anything less than that is just depressing, especially in a rural area.

>> No.53511550

>>53509440
>yall
>folks
>breaking into a full spanish accent to pronounce any vaguely spanish sounding last name

>> No.53511819

>>53511432
>T. Alabamian

>> No.53511849

>>53508294
Remember to bring a cousin for fucking.

>> No.53511852

New DUPI today?

>> No.53512687

>>53509479
He's LARPing. There's nothing under 300k within 50 miles of Seattle that isn't a teardown cottage without water.