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you're supposed to play those for fun you dumbass
if you want to make money go play blackjack

>>53506417
I stopped in Reno with some buds a few weeks ago and we decided to play blackjack even tho we were staying the night. They lost a few hundred bucks each and I made $50 and called it a night. They were seething when I didnt start pouring money like them to lose at the same game and they kept telling me not to stop on a winning streak. It paid for gas for the remainder of our trip so I cant complain.

fuck casinos
they give you tax forms if you win but not if you lose, fuck taxes

>>53506417

I made a lot of money from slots

Just keep at it bro, be persistent and don’t give up. I think I put 100k into it before I started winning

>>53506417
>slots
>'working out'
I hope you're trolling

>>53506520
the only people who win at gambling are people who are indifferent to gambling

>>53506417
Seems like everyone’s losing 3K on fucking everything on this board.

>>53506417
I keep losing 51% of what i put in, how do i win anons?

>>53506417
Stop now. Seriously anon get help.

>>53506417
that is so fucking based

>>53506417
>How much money did you lose before slots started working out?
$3001

You almost made it! Keep tra- I mean gambling!

I lost around 2 ETH on Crash on Stake. Shit sucked. I was up a lot and lost it all. I prefer card games, they're less rage inducing than Crash. Slots can be okay too if I put a limit on myself. Won about .12 BTC of Wild Spells.

>>53506417
Dumbass! You are never supposed to play the electronic games! The casinos always heavily rig the game in their favor. Play the table games, where you have better odds.

Me, I just bet everything I have at the time on red in Roulette. It's basically a 50/50 shot to double your money. Do that one time and than leave the floor. Go spend your winnings on hookers or booze or xmr. If you lose that it's not a big deal because you already planned on losing it anyway.

I would also recommend Baccarat as you also have basically a 50/50 chance at doubling your money.

>>53506860
>Be me
>Literally don't even understand concept of gambling and why people do it
>Turn 21
>Ignore casino
>Finally visit one at 26 with a few friends
>Walk up to quarter slot machine
>Put card in, 20 dollars on card
>Press button like 5 times, it hits for $60
>Leave
>Get nice dinner with winnings while all my friends are broke
And I have never been back since either lmao

>>53508608
Wow $60, life changing win

>>53506417
I have to go to Vegas for a couple conventions every year, I like slots cause I can get drunk as fuck and chill.

I always set aside a couple hundred dollars expecting to lose all of it, it's part of the Vegas normie experience. I won a 3k jackpot once and that was nice, but I don't really care for gambling much.

>>53506520
my one and only casino experience was losing $20 on a slot machine. my gf won $20. casinos are gay unless you're rich and in macau.

>>53508643
degenerate gambler detected

>>53506514
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Everything inside a casino besides poker will bleed you dry. Never ever ever bet against the house.

How much for vegas scorts?
I want to fuck phoenix marie someday

>>53508648
I bet he’s Lutheran.
My wife is Lutheran (I’m non denominational) and she is always talking about accepting everyone and what not. Then I just talk about Kanye West and she gets but hurt because you can’t love nazis lol but go ahead and love mental illness.

>>53506417
Just keep at it Anon I'm sure you'll get your money back. It's not like casinos are designed to take your money or something