/biz/ - Business & Finance

Come on, Israel, hit another refinery. You know you want to.

>>53503920
BOIL BROS, i shit myself.

Don't be that guy itt anon. Yes, I am speaking directly to you.

>>53503975
OK, but you got to admit his drawing of that rabbit is improving.

how many is the hike interest rate of bepis points by wednesday on jerome powell ?

>>53503993
no hike a cutarino

let's see the fomc strikes

>>53503993
I hope he hikes by 26. Just to fuck with all the algos.

>>53504008
a good prime number like 37 sounds good

Can I quit my job to make a startup that uses machine learning to aid human cybersecurity analysts? I’d want to pay myself like $300k/y. Can I get a bunch of investors to give me loads of money, hire some PhDs and industry veterans, and have it kind of run itself while I siphon money from it to line my own pockets?

>>53504022
of course you can. Literally nothing stopping you but your own personal sales and networking skills.

Today was kinda wild dumpening. Will tomorrow get better or nah? McDonald's and AMD earnings will be out soon...

>>53504037
>AMD earnings

Has INTC ever been such a big miss without other chip makers missing?
I don't know. But I would guess no.

Time to short nvidia. 100% gain in 3-4 months? lol baggies returning for round 2 of getting heemed

>>53504037
>All that red
You love to see it, we need more

>>53504077
Hope so, I set a buy limit for 10 shares when it hits 60

AUSTRALIAN RETAIL SALES MOM FINAL ACTUAL -3.9% (FORECAST -0.2%, PREVIOUS 1.4%)

Man Australia is getting heemed.

Non Covid big pharma will be the first to recover from the current pullback. Amgen, Merck, Lilly, Abbvie etc

FUCKING FUCK CARVANA

>>53504107
Remember it's clown world, so that's good news.

who's the greater fool anon?

>>53504144

Who's responsible for these sudden dips?

>>53504161
newfags like you

>>53504107
That's a big fucking miss

don't you *pump* love it when *pump* your comfy divvy stock keeps hitting ATHs? *pump* *coom*

>>53504124
Based on?...

>>53504185
But I didn't invest in AMZN this time.

>>53503958
just a casual 94% draw down from its high

>>53504107
>wesfarmers up
>hardly normal up
nothing to see here

First we get kpop faggot with the obnoxious korean faces now we got kkKAY-pop faggot with obnoxious white racist faces.

"THE BIDEN TEAM IS CONSIDERING COMPLETELY CUTTING HUAWEI OFF FROM US SUPPLIERS"

oh boy, prepping up more shorts

>Sits down in front of glass wall.
>Picks up phone.
>"Hi, female broker."
>"Look I just came to say my last goodbyes."
>"I know getting laid off a few weeks ago was tough for you, but you only have yourself to blame."
>"And no, I can't post your bail. I lost all my money when you suggested buying oil in December."

>>53504161
There are entities known as Market Wizards
use this information wisely

>>53504194
Been dumping based on the January effect the and tend to outperform during bear markets as they did last year.

what's for dinner anons?
for me, it's chili (no seabass)

>>53504233
>I lost all my money when you suggested buying oil in December.
That would require some impressively bad timing and gigaleverage.

>>53504233
just buy more

>>53504254
took my mom out for dinner at p.f.changs

Since bitcoin is price in at 15k and will go to 50k in the next two month. Is it smart to go all out in COIN?

>>53504254
potatoes and beef, fried, seasoned spicy.

Yikes, this is a fund manager

>>53504271
cool it with the antisemitism

>>53504022
Itll be easier if you wear a black turtleneck

>>53504265
solar system TA?

>>53504294
>X-Axis
this means crab

>>53504254
Probably just a sandwich
I'm trying to lose weight

>>53504265
yes gamble it all on memecoin derivatives. brilliant

Kek another 23 year old collegiate athlete "died suddenly and unexpectedly" and "no cause of death has been disclosed". Yet another unnecessary person paying the vax tax. Short MRNA and PFE

>>53504294
This chart helped me time the top and bottom. TA is real

USA is best country. USA has biggest and best companies. So I buy SPY.

god my soup had way too much salt and garlic i can feel my blood pressure increasing.

>>53504332
>>>/pol/
Pharma company literally knowingly infected millions with aids and didnt collapse. Keep the schizo shit elsewhere

>>53504366
Chew an aspirin

50 bps check 'um.

>Futures

>>53504377
In your dreams.

>>53504377
checked

50 bepis confirmed

nigger

So why are the feds saying that inflation is cooling while the prices on everything, including food is still skyrocketing?

>>53504402
because it sounds nice and thats what the markets want to hear.

>>53504402
Prices lag you must understand.

>sister is getting married
I pretty much have to go right? I need a suit or something

>>53504402
Inflation is in a transitory migration period. It's just flying down south for the winter.

>>53504417
you probably have to make a speech too

>>53504417
Yes, generally you need to attend weddings if you're the groom.

>>53504417
If you're not in the wedding, you just need a dress shirt and khakis.

>>53504402
Because they don't include food, energy and such in their calculations

>>53504124
What about mah nigga, Bristol Myer tha Squibb?

>>53504366
>127 diastolic
enjoy your stroke

When dealing with your female brokers do not refer to them as "fuckers" as femoids apparently get offended at that

Anyway, DOW boomers you ready to ride?

>>53504254
popcorn chicken over rice with broccoli. Not sure what sauce I might put on top yet, probably just mustard

I made a bet against US home prices on the premise of climbing rates months ago.
My basic thesis (climbing rates) was right. But somehow house price index shat the bed as well. Just goes to show that, as usual, retard trading beats smart trading, every time, given my retardfolio is up 175% for the same period (it's $100 worth of shit in a mix of crypto and 3x meme ETFs).

>>53504402
it is cooling only retards think differently

>>53504366
Jesus, man... This weekend, mine was 150/90 and I felt like I was on the verge of something bad... but that was my own fault.

>>53504254
Two steak style slices of pork shoulder done in cast iron skillet until sizzling then finished in oven. Egg noodles, brocolli with butter and mozzarella

>>53504475
Gotta bounce sometime I guess. It and GSK did pretty bad last year though

>>53504402
The rate of change is going down. It is still going up.

my fetish is ass to ass puffy anal kissing

>>53504537
Bonds caught a big bid that drove down rates. a whole 100bp. Long dated treasuries are supposed to have a risk premium above the fed rate but they are currently sitting 100bp below the fed rate. Soon the market will face reality but not before some more bears get liquidated.

>>53504582
Don't bother. These niggas can't calculus.

they are spreading fear again. that blackrock says investors are getting too confident and prices will crash again soon...

>>53504582
if the cpi prints .6% the rate of change is just as volatile if not more volatile month to month.

MY TEA'S GONE COLD I'M WONDERING WHY
I GOT OUT OF BED AT ALL
THE MORNING RAIN CLOUDS UP MY WINDOW
AND I CAN'T SEE AT ALL

https://youtu.be/1TO48Cnl66w

>>53503920
>>53503993
>huhhe huh
>huhhe huhh huhhe
>>53504006
>huwheiou
>huhh huh
>>53504008
JEWS DID IT!

options for fed day are so fucking expensive. Is it even worth trying for a 0DTE/1DTE. I'm all short but the prices they're asking for 405 call hedges are fucking disgusting

maybe throw some pennies at lotto 406 calls and 393 puts

>>53504612
its actually a layer over its skin, that it uses to breathe underwater :)

>>53504593
What I'm getting at is that these surprise events happen literally all the time whenever something shows up. Not only must you be right, you must also have the timing right and have more stamina than whoever's playing tricks to save their position long enough to liquidate.
Or, you can just retardtrade. It's too risky to do with your whole portfolio but it tends to make more money on average if you just throw a few pennies around at a time. Then the problem is that due to the high risk, you must win many times to make it worthwhile.

>>53504254
Buffalo chicken pizza with caramelized onions, ranch sauce, mushrooms, jalapenos and pepperoni.

>>53504623

actually nevermind, I looked at the chart and these faggots might actually go for a 410 wick on fed day, its in play. 405 calls pay out 10x if they try to do some bullshit like that so i guess thats the hedge

>>53504228
That news dropped during market hours but didn't seem to have any noticeable effect. Feels like I would've expected China or Apple to sell off harder.

>>53504612
What happens if that pops?

>>53504626
That's why I haven't shorted anything. My timing sucks big ass and that appears to be everything now.

>>53504645
It would be incredibly painful

>>53504655

JFC IBM is planning something big or they're in a world of hurt.

>>53504648
A strategy I've been experimenting with lately is setting up "difference trades". Instead of just shorting, I also setup another leg on the trade so as to scavenge it in case the trade turns against me. For example, if I'm bearish on international finances, but believe that US will do better than the rest, I go short an international banks ETF and long US bank ETFs. The goal is that the position * probability * profit target is favorable in the preferred direction (in this case, international short). It's a lot easier to setup than a simple short (i.e. risk-wise), but it's tricky to get the two legs right so that you actually extract good profit when you're right, instead of staying roughly flat.

>>53504673
In my personal experience dealing with companies who have had to deal with IBM, I'd say they're in a world of hurt and would be considering a short if they were to announce a new product or service (right off the FOMOpump).

>>53504673
>planning something big
have they done anything besides consulting since the 90s?

>>53504714
Yeah, patent trolling and unironic scams.

Why in the fuck is there so much 3dpd trash in here?

god i dont want to wake up at 630 just to see if my pfizer puts print

CHINA JAN. MANUFACTURING PMI 50.1; EST. 50.1, LAST 47

CHINA JAN. NON-MANUFACTURING PMI 54.4, EST. 52.0, LAST 41.6

china's back baby!

how do I short nyc?

>>53504053
>The battle of the crab or the bear begins
ow

>BABA is still falling in HK over the Singapore HQ rumor
i'll take it given i'm short but i didn't think this would be what ended the pump

>>53504702
>>53504714
Been there, done that. Working with companies they've acquired sucks. If some hot AI company that does health takes the spotlight that will be the short signal.

>>53504738
its ai generated
so its technically 2d

Can we AI generate our own Powell stream?

>>53504746
there is a ticker called NYC that used to be an NYC REIT

it is down -88% since IPO

>>53504780
Impressive.

>>53504758
One was drawn by man (XY chromosomes) and one by machine. Kek, some guys fap to pictures drawn by men (XY)

>>53504741
Wait until you read about the consumption boosting easing of lending standards.

>>53504746
2 plane tickets, some boxcutters and some shady links to israel

Brothers of the SkyWater, scroll to 58:00 too see them ask for more government funding, this time at the State level.
>https://mnsenate.granicus.com/player/clip/9940?view_id=1&redirect=true&h=89f90db0624a02ee198ff40c656a7844

>>53504746
You ever see Die Hard with a Vengeance?

>>53504673
The only thing that they invest in that could be both useful and a better option to their competition is quantum computing. So unless they've had some major break through, which I doubt with that tech, they're fucked

I realized today when I got in the shower i'm starting to look a little pudgy. I've started doing body weight exercises at home. You're about to see fathands turn into leanhands

>>53504846
I've been recommending that for movie nite for months. I finally gave up

It happened again anons

https://archive.is/EW9NE

267k chickens died. Eggs will be $10/dozen by early spring.

>>53504127
pretty perfect breakout setup
didn't take it of course

>>53504856
Fat is managed in the kitchen, muscle on the bench. Not the other way around.

>>53504863
I don't get it, what do they hope to accomplish intentionally killing food that already exists?

>>53504863

>>53504856
>body weight exercises at home
I tried that. I ended up getting fatter

>>53504877
calories burned are calories burned. Lifting weights burns more calories than cardio

>>53504840
How does this affect your valuation model?

>>53504858
That Malthus kid probably couldn't figure out how to get 4 gallons of water into the 5 gallon jug.

>>53504880
If you won't eat the bugs willingly so be it. However your options are now eat the bugs or starve

>>53504856
>starting to

>>53504611
LET ME SAIL LET ME SAIL
LET THE ORINOCO FLOW
LET ME REACH LET ME BEACH
ON THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI

>>53504898
>State senators eager to approve funding.
Bullish.

>>53504863
>Birds dying from just a flu
These are the sickly, pathetic chickens we've been eating? Good riddance.

>>53504840
>SKYT can't be bought in Canada
gay and unfun

>>53504920
What bank are you with? Can you on trade on the NYSE?

>>53504897
All exercise causes hunger, which increases calorie intake unless measured and managed. In addition, while you can burn as much as 1k cals by doing heavy exercise the entire day, your 2h every 2 days routine isn't dropping you more than a cupcake from your day overall.
Fasting for a week lets you lose about 2-3lbs depending on TDEE. That's about 15 weeks' worth of your additional exercise.

something is fishy about this FOMC. it seems too obvious that its going to be a pump with everyone predicting a 25bps with almost 100% certainty, yet the usual suspects that you inverse are saying its going to dump, like yellen.
FOMC should come in as expected, yet earnings have been very mixed and economic conditions worsen. i just cant see how we can start pumping more but they always get me.

>>53504377
indeed

>>53504933
stop noticing things
the CPI going up in us and spain is catastrophic, stagflation manifest
pepper ur angus

>>53504933
It'll end up being a Bonesaw day. 3 minutes of schizo playtime from Powell at the podium, then crabbing as everyone realizes "uh, we'll hike to 5% and hold there" is both months away and completely unsurprising.

>>53504932
I'm definitely not fasting for 2 weeks and I can control what I eat, beer is the big problem. Lots of carbs

>>53504954
Replace your alcoholism with a caffeine habit.

>>53504933
25bp will happen. Fed wont stop especially not if inflation rubberband prints.

>>53504931
>Can you on trade on the NYSE?
Yeah, but it's one of the tickers that can't be cleared through the CDS for now it seems

>>53504880
They want to kill YOU retard.

>fed slowly upping the inflation rate to slow motion the collapse
Dommy mommy government mistress coom denial ball busting us bobos who want to get their rocks off on buying that 90 degree dip

>>53504856
Good job fathands. I've been doing 30 minutes of navy seal burpees a day. Cardio is improving rapidly.

>>53504965
I trade it from CIBC no problem, you might want to call your bank.

dear diary
ah dude, I'm such a virgin even the thought of getting to first base is so frighting to me. what will we ever do? Well, todays mood means tomorrow it's time to buy BUD stock
do not take this as financial advice

>>53504983
I think I will be taking this as financial advice. You will be hearing from my lawyer when the stock drops a cent

>>53504982
Weird
I'll look into it

>>53504976
I noticed how out of shape I was when I changed my oil over the weekend. The muscles in my neck and back were sore and I was like "seriously?" That was an eye opener of how weak I am

>>53504949
that sounds boring. but on the other hand id like every single stock to stop moving in unison to every piece of data. that way i can focus on looking for individual plays

Why the fuck did I ever buy oil stocks. I'm so stupid.

>>53504975
lmao did the Fed seriously say they would raise them?

>>53505038
Hold them, green initiatives will end and renewables will become unprofitable without the government assistance

>>53505041
.25 over and over until they can get economy back to where they want it and they're lying about how good it's going already

>>53504960
Caffeine does have the dual effect of reducing appetite and increasing digestion rate, which is very effective when trying to lose weight.
On the other hand, too much coffee causes physical addiction (failing to take up more caffeine after 2 days will cause you massive head-splitting headaches for about a week before subsiding).

>>53505009
Did you throw the used oil in the ocean?

DWAC bros...
https://vocaroo.com/1ggTWjftCqzj

>>53504976
>I hope he's filming me.
>>53504880
Bill Gates is already planning on providing lab-grown meat to prisons and public schools.

>>53505038
i sold my leftover SU position this morning thankfully

after seeing what happened to nat gas over the weekend, im glad there was still a decent exit opportunity for oil in the morning (SU was green momentarily)

>>53504863
Interesting take away
>“Since composting mortalities is a common and accepted method in agriculture, no permit is needed in this case,” she said.
In “composting,” dead birds are piled in six- to eight-foot mounds with chicken feed, litter, mulch and a layer of sawdust, where it can remain for up to a month. State officials say it’s an approved method for disposing of diseased chickens.
>“It’s an ag-related odor, they told me,” Burton said. Such odors are protected from nuisance complaints under Tennessee law.

STLA is the best divy stock and I'm tired of pretending it's not. Even in these hard time it has printed money for me.

>>53505112
Is this taftaj? She’s looking pretty hot these days.

i sell my winners way too soon. how do you learn to hold your winners?

>>53505165
i donno. i'm up 60% in netflix and i'm thinking of selling it, since recession is maybe coming

>>53505165
>how do you learn to hold your wieners?
My sister showed me how

>>53505198
my daddy taught us not to ashamed of our winners

>>53505165
Simple. Never buy any winners.

what are the best junior miners in Canada RIGHT NOW?!?!
also buy CPUH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4MMdEzzA9w

>>53505165
Stick to your plan and look at longer time frames. I think I just did what you said and it will probably be confirmed tomorrow cause I got scared and wanted to secure the green

It's time to parade your winners, son. I said it's time to parade your winners. But he never listened to me. I said it's time to parade your winners, son, but he always sold SIGA. Every time.

do you guys think all this AI media will just result in oversaturation or will the average person not care and just consume more?

it would be nice for it to be the end of screens but I know im being too hopeful

>futures

>>53505128
I knew I should've dumped after 3 straight weeks of huge builds.

Yes /smg/ you share a thread with a faggot that rides such massive dildos that they have a permanent anal prolapse

>>53505330
At the moment AI is still obvious for the most part. The longer it goes on the more obvious it gets, however it is very very new tech and it's been getting better exponentially faster than almost any other tech I've lived through. If it actually becomes almost impossible to spot then Hollywood will just start patenting stuff real fast and pump out 90% shit. Hell most of their stuff now is so low quality yet normies eat it up so it'll stay the same but just be way cheaper for them to produce.

>>53505363
hahahahaha,
NOOOOOOO!!!

>>53505363
Oh.. Oh fuck thats hot.... Damn I love that puffy boycunt

Does his bussy know how to suck and slurp on a big dick like a cock greedy bimbo with fat dicksucking lips?

>>53505347
well if you missed this peak there's always the summer spike
i just dont have the risk tolerance anymore for oil when other shit have better risk-reward at this point

>>53505038
You're right anon. You should sell them, to me. Since they're clearly on the downtrend anyways, how about we settle on a 30% discount from the current price?

>"They just want same sex marriage bigot!"
>10 years later in the middle of a stock market meme thread
>"LOOK AT MY PROLAPSED ANUS FROM THE PHAT DILDOS I SHOVE UP MY BUTTHOLE"
I began to hate them

>>53505403
I think I'll sell them at the current price. thanks for the offer though.

>>53505419
Very well. But just remember. When the panic starts. I'll be waiting.

Are we in a recession?

mods=gods

>>53505433
Natural gas panic is peaking right now, if you're looking for a steal.

>>53505103
No but I did throw my old car battery in the ocean.

>>53505403
>>53505433
im buying the dip

>>53505434
Yes for everywhere but the USA because they have a gay way of announcing they're in a recession so it sneaks up on them in rapes their bank accounts

>>53505434
Recession has been official ever since gdp came in negative two goes in a row (the definition), and the government and mainstream media attempted to change the definition of recession.

>>53505439
What's betting she has an onlyfans?

Imagine buying BBBY. Lmao

Is this fucking COIN fucked up and why did the IDs stop working?

>>53505445
i love the nat gas chart. just a sheer drop, straight down, no bounces.

>>53505462
I like their towels, sue me

>>53505459
But q3 and Q4 were positive growth, so we had a mild recession in the first half of 2022.

>>53505459
she may benefit from seeing an architect
>>53505461
she's a PH thot

>>53505434
God please bring it on. I wanna bag cheapies, see my savings account rate go even higher, see my salary go higher, and get two sausage biscuits w/coffee for 3.18 again.

>>53505470
Ironic that warming weather was the only thing that saved Europe from a crisis caused primarily by fear of global warming.

>>53505517
yo thats problematic

>>53505488
The prices probably aren't going to go down anon

>>53505445
Nah I want oil specifically. Any commodity produced as a byproduct of something else is too sus for me. They call it The Widowmaker for a reason. Also EQT for example really hasn't dropped that much (though they are hedged).

>>53505434
Ummm actually chud we are in a vibecession which is A Good Thing (TM). Those toxic big tech brogrammers will surely find more just and humbling jobs elsewhere anyways.

How do you even enter the finance game career wise from a middle level bitch territory perspective? I'm talking some IB analyst shithead or private equity fella.

>inb4 jews
Is there some wealth threshold or personality/knowledge you need to get the right connection? And dont say
>muh big 4
office excel wagie is just internet janitors of finance world, no one gives a shit about generic compliance fags occupying designated cuck office seat for SEC protection. You might as well be an IT nigger playing with routers.

>>53505535
Weimar Germany hyper inflation is the new normal, alot of other Weimar type symptoms are our new normal too

>>53503958
Yes sitting on... avg of 1000 at cost ot ~$10.. hoping for nuclear winter from Russia.

>>53505565
that is most unfortunate

>futures
......what's happening?!

>>53505470
>natural gas falls off a cliff
>consumer prices go skyward

>>53505587
top is in

>>53505587
Thanks anon, I laughed for 2 solid minutes there. That racoon got BAMBOOZLED.

>>53505587
They are going to their natural price ($0)

>>53505587
cease this dangerous line of inquiry

>>53505439
frogs=dogs

>>53505587
Sector Rotation into cash

>>53505630
damn she got rekt

>>53505479
I know thats by definition but considering how bad the economy is in almost every other metric it feels worse than just a regular old recession.

DOOMPA DOOMPA

Why doesnt science have a hemorrhoid tool so I dont need to visit a doctor to finger my ass

>>53505701

I should probably let you all know that
FUCK SILVERGATE

The damage has been done. so i guess i be leaving. OH OH! The bear is now back so I guess I be leaving.

>>53505559
Well at least Weimar'll bring us into a manageable trading environment.

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>>53505706
So many 1pbtid glowniggers in these threads lately.

>>53505701
Why are you fingering your ass, anon...?
Is there a stock I can long/short in this situation? Maybe something to do with poppers?

>>53505470
natural gas is a true widowmaker
the extremely volatility makes you think you can probably scalp just buying a dip and immediately taking a profit the next day

but lol

>>53505545
Have your frat bros hook you up.

>>53505738
bears snuck in. how?

>>53505753
most retarded low effort bot ever

>futures

>>53504746
Que es esto? Dogs or rats wtf

>futures

>>53505766
BOIL is volatile and uncorrelated, its good for trades. Just do small trades

>>53505753
yea fuck me for not putting on a trip and being as obnoxious as I possibly can every thread

Reminder that the S&P 500 will correct and then crab for the next 10 years just like it did in the 1970s

>>53504077
But have you considered the fact that there is no noos?

>>53504254
Homemade Chipotle style marinaded chicken tostadas.

>>53505753
I never liked posters that do this. I mean this entire time. Like circa 07' I hated you.

The msg is non sequitur, has no bearing, but the rattling off of 25-30 unique posts. Youre a dipshit

JNJ bros we're all gonna make it. Can't wait to load my bags even more tomorrow

>>53505758
With a cream to try and reduce swelling and push it back in. But pretty sure I need ass surgery. I can live with ass cancer but a hemorrhoid with an upset stomach is the worst pain I have ever experienced

Bought snap puts, it is going down on earnings r-right?

>>53505897
OK, but why did it crater today?

>>53504402
You forget to include and heavily weigh the price of tvs in your equation

Should I swap all my UPRO (100% of my portfolio) for SSO

>>53505925
some analyst probaly got a blood clot or something and was mad. Doesn't matter, big pharma is too based to fail

>>53505934
yes. less leverage is better for long hold because of lower decay with volatility.

>>53505934
Should swap it for UUP if you catch my drift, if you picking up what I'm laying down, if you catch what I'm throwing, that is, if you like money and don't want to lose it all 3x leveraged etf is not where you want to be at this time cuz we going down down down

>>53505956
Compare kold to boil to see a shitcoin. Kold has gone up 300% in two months

>>53505934
No, you should swap it for SPY and stop being a leveraged degenerate in a gigacrab market

>>53505753
kys

>>53505974
exactly, if someone is trying to hold BOIL long term theyre never going to get back to the price they bought it at even if the underlying NG price goes back to the same of when they bought it first.

N

>>53505992
I don’t think that a lost decade will happen

>>53506008
I don't think your post is appropriate to the inclusive environment we are trying to create here at /biz/smg/.

>>53506012
bro at 2-3x leverage you don't need to think a lost decade will happen to be worried. a lost year will fuck you if the vol is high enough.

>>53505925
They tried to jew their way out of giving babies cancer by creating a subsidiary to be the target of the lawsuits and then have it file bankruptcy to stop further lawsuits. Court said to cut that shit out, they will have to face all 38,000 cases and settle them.

>>53505934
>>53505956
If you believe SPX will rise but volatility will be high could always short SPXS that way you get the gains and volatility actually works in your favor rather than against you with UPRO

>>53506044
https://www.reuters.com/legal/jjs-ltl-units-bankruptcy-dismissed-by-us-appeals-court-filing-2023-01-30/
Does not bode well for vaxxie makers.

>>53506044
bullish

Black people should be completely exterminated from this planet. They are useless eaters, and provide nothing to society. Africa is essentially an eden. They want for nothing, yet the resources africa holds (the wealth of life itself) are not utilized. Exterminate every african besides ethopians (who will be given the horn of africa and not allowed to leave their borders and be forced to reinstate the monarchy) and re-colonize it with white settlers.

https://youtu.be/phJlbpsACn4

>>53506044
>creating a subsidiary to be the target of the lawsuits and then have it file bankruptcy to stop further lawsuits
wow what the fuck

>>53506059
pretty standard business practice

>>53506059
i can only get so hard

>>53506066
Not anymore. Takes away one of the reasons businesses set up in texas who has the law.

good news, experian settlement checks finally went out, out of my 500$ claim, i got 15$ and the class action lawyers got the rest
totally worth having my ssn stolen, imo

>>53506059
New Jersey-based Johnson & Johnson, valued at more than $400 billion, said its subsidiary’s bankruptcy was initiated in good faith. J&J initially pledged $2 billion to the subsidiary to resolve talc claims and entered into an agreement to fund an eventual settlement approved by a bankruptcy judge.
>getting sued for 3.5 billion already
>more cases working up
>quick, split the company!
>fund it with two billion
>have it file bankruptcy so they cant get their 3.5 billion
>force everyone else out of open court into arbtriation
>lawyers get paid, you keep the dead baby

>>53506103
This is the most jewish shit imagineable. If i didnt hate jews before (i did) i would now

Lets not let the "victims" off the hook here either.

>A 2018 Reuters investigation found that J&J knew for decades that asbestos, a carcinogen, was present in its talc products. Internal company records, trial testimony and other evidence showed that from at least 1971 to the early 2000s, J&J’s raw talc and finished powders sometimes tested positive for small amounts of asbestos.

What kind of baby can't handle a little bit of asbestos exposure?

>>53506127
Little fuckers deserved it. Back in the old days they practiced on coal dust.

>>53506103
nice does this mean I have actually a chance to slurp JNJ on low covid levels?

>>53506127
I mean we can probably take solace in realizing that this probably mostly affected niggers

>>53506150
Should find who their lawyers are and just invest in their firms.

>>53506160
I imagine you as a seething gas station attendant, who just wants to practice drawing that fucking bunny on his tablet, but has been robbed one too many times by Persons of Negroness.

>>53506168
J.G. Wentworth IPO when?

>>53506176
>J.G. Wentworth IPO when?
Too busy sponsoring race cars

>>53506186
Fuck, this is what SPACs are for. They do the legwork and the owners get to dump on retail buying it for the memes.

>>53506176
I am middling wealth (i think im sitting at 700k rn i havent checked my trust in a while)

I used to huck rocks at black people who came within 30 feet of my grandmothers fence

She paid me 2 dollars per nigger hit. Then gave me all her money when she died.

>>53506199
Btw, my mother is still seething about this and regularly calls me to support my cousins who are meth and crack addicts who live in trailers. Half of my family absolutely hates me

>>53506199
>>53506210
Sorry about your family situation but I am fucking dying of laughter. May we soon both profit from UONE puts.

>>53506199

>>53506210
>>53506199

As a general rule I hate all name and avatar fags, but you're OK bunny-cunny poster.

>>53506273
This motherfuck got me ip range banned once before

>>53506275

Well, maybe he had good reason. Are you a nigger by chance?

>>53506275
You must live in north carolina or georgia. Maybe even south carolina

>>53506310
Negative. It was my phone after I got banned for posting lesbian Indonesian chicks to demonstrate the ESG policies being implemented

>>53506322
Yes, and i know you have t-mobile service.

it's fucking over for me bros. I wasted my 20s doing a shitty small business that has now failed, only have small six figures in my stock trading account left. no work experience to get job in finance, only my unverifiable stock trading knowledge. idk what im gonna do.

>>53506336
Yeah I never get to fun post at the gym because of retards getting range banned. Thought it was funny seeing it was bunbun

>>53506379
Retard, was this a shitpost?

>>53506379
Im 28 with 60k losses last year and only 15k to name. Youll be fine. Just dont think of life as a race.

Where were you when BOIL was at the bottom? Me? I'm buying calls

>>53506392
you're late to the party bro, you missed out on all of us losing shitloads together earlier today, was fun

>>53506403
I dont know why you retards invested in a vehicle that essentially trades on the WEATHER. Jesus christ am I surrounded by ex-ernon employees?

>>53506403
Natty gas is approaching its normal range.

>>53506412
*Enron

>>53506416
It's also way below its cost of production ($3.75 or something but don't quote me on that).

Of course that's until additional new sources come online in Qatar or wherever and while massive stockpiles are slowly whittled down.

>>53506403
>>53506416
>>53506412
Pfft, not surewhat you're on about. Natty gas is about to go back to $5.50
>>53506422
Who?

>>53506427
When you boil niggers hit negative rates, then ill invest

>>53506443
Oh I've never touched the stuff, but negative prices do seem like a good bull signal. That or people openly talking about the KOLD Klan.

>>53506440
ENRON. look it up, you retarded zoomer.

>>53506461
>ENRON. look it up, you retarded zoomer.
>was an energy company
WTF ABOUT THEM YOU DUMB BOOMER?!?!

i will buy nat gas at 1.50

>>53506472
https://youtu.be/e5qC1YGRMKI

YOU ARE TRADING A SECURITY THAT RELIES ON THE WEATHER, JUST LIKE THE RETARDS AT ENRON

>>53506458
Kold is up 300% in two months

>>53506485
>just watch this 20 minute video
they sound based and im going to keep buying BOIL calls, brokie

Important announcement from powell
https://voca.ro/18MbsRuAKpPj

>>53506485
i know, and i already made 10k off it. the winds guide me

>>53506486
Right, but movements often get exhausted when *all* the money is in. Think the dumbest of dumb money, kids with $200 Robinhood accounts asking if 3 shares is a /makeit/ stack, soifaced Youtubers, reddit, that kind of shit.

Do I short boil or long kold

>>53506508
>kids with $200 Robinhood accounts
is that not a lot?
>>53506511
short kold long my dick in your ass

>>53506495
I have enough money to legally spit on you and kill your dog and get away with it

>>53506511
BOIL has a large amount of decay compared to other leveraged etfs. decay is in your favor if you short BOIL. you get that little bit extra even on green days for BOIL

>>53506526
>having a dog
Lmao this boomer

>>53505753
This post is a glownigger trying to normalize actual 1PBTID glowniggers.

>>53506537
you were also a 1pbtid before that post
so...

>>53506523
>is that not a lot?
Obviously not, but I forgot to explicitly add negroes and women as well. If you see any investment shilled by either, it's time to inverse it.

>>53506543
>negroes and women
some nigger here shilled gold, so I know sure as shit to stay away from that.

>>53506544
The only 1PBTIDs that matter are the ones that suddenly swarm in at the same time to support a particular topic.

Haven’t been on this board in 6 months after it got too pol like, fuck has it slows down, significantly. I love it.

The amount of blatant shilling on /k/ absolutely enrages me.

>>53506654
Sieg heil nigger

>>53506668
So when we going all in on TQQQ?

>>53506677
do it tomorrow. the only good nazi is a broke nazi. and dead

>>53506681
I’m thinking theirs only one more small 0.25 hike between now and June. Not sure this thing won’t run after the FOMC next week.

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