/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53492121
Kek

>>53492121

>>53492422
My supervisors are literally scared of me.
I live to antagonize people like this people like picrel usually have unions following not far behind them.

>>53492445
Is this what you daydream of during your 3 hours of free time per day?

>>53492465
I actually like my job a lot because I make useful things for society. Unlike business owners who are just parasites. It's ok. Unionization rates are on the rise again. It wont be funny for much longer. Keep laughing, please, I implore you.

>>53492480
*laughs in financially independent*

dont have to tip robot and robot doesnt spit in food good times

>>53492480
>actually enjoy
anon

>>53492497
>dont have to tip robot
fun watching its little wheels spinning uselessly in the air tho

>>53492485
>Financially independent
AKA A parasite who lifes off the work of other people.

I make bullets for a living which is more important than anything you have or could ever have done in your sad pathetic existence, kek. That's why you come here and shit talk hard working people in this country because you know deep down in your shallow existence you have never actually done anything worthwhile and never actually will.
You're a worthless human being and eventually you wont even been needed by society. You WILL work and you WILL like it.

>>53492504
lives***

>>53492480
No but seriously you sound like a 15 year old redditard.

>business owners who are just parasites.
Really? The guys who pay for rent, machinery, mainteinance, insurance, raw materials, etc., are parasites? Really?
Why don't you become a business owner tomorrow then, if it's that easy and it doesn't require any contribution?

>Unionization rates are on the rise again.
Kek and lmao. Unions are thus divided:

1) The guys in control, who are ALWAYS bought and paid for by the business owners in exchange for cushy useless jobs for themselves and their sons, daughters, siblings, nephews, etc. They have betrayed their mission and now work for the bosses AGAINST the workers.
Catchphrase: "Yeah I know X is a big issue, we're dealing with it, just wait 3, 6, 9 more months and you'll see big changes, but meanwhile you need to stay quiet and keep working, don't give them an excuse to punish you. Strike?! Absolutely not, that would be counterproductive!"

2) The peons at the bottom who don't realize it and actually PAY the first category to get screwed by them.

Guess which category you belong to.
Only a complete fucking imbecile still trusts unions.

>>53492504
>A parasite who lifes off the work of other people.
Uuuh... no? I invested, made bank, now don't need to work. (Again with the parasite meme, you are literally 15 aren't you?)

Please seethe more. It's incredibly funny when a minimum wagie tries to pretend they like being cattle servants because muh productivity.

>>53492480
You couldn't even make your own mascot lmao

>>53492519
>>53492527
why do you reply to anime faggots?

>>53492519
>No but seriously you sound like a 15 year old redditard.

It appears my opinions have generated some controversy. I'm 31, I have my own home and I work a full time job with over time.

>Really? The guys who pay for rent, machinery, mainteinance, insurance, raw materials, etc., are parasites? Really?

Where did that machinery come from?
Tell you what, go get all your money and put it one big ass pile and tell me how long it takes to materialize a factory into existence with out any labor input what so ever, ok?

>Why don't you become a business owner tomorrow then, if it's that easy and it doesn't require any contribution?

Notice how I never said it was easy. I said business owners don't do any real work. You just manage capital and live off the labor of others. In some cases business owners do labor but that still doesn't justify, in and of itself, living off the labor of others.

>1) The guys in control, who are ALWAYS bought and paid for by the business owners in exchange for cushy useless jobs for themselves and their sons, daughters, siblings, nephews, etc.

False, My last job was union and the union rep handled probably about 3000 cases alone and was constantly on the road. I think yeah he did get paid a little more than he should have, but this is just a load of shit. You have no idea how unions work because the people on the job sites are union stewards and they are actual workers for the company.

>Catchphrase: "Yeah I know X is a big issue, we're dealing with it, just wait 3, 6, 9 more months and you'll see big changes, but meanwhile you need to stay quiet and keep working, don't give them an excuse to punish you. Strike?! Absolutely not, that would be counterproductive!"

Even a shitty union is better than no union at all which just leaves you at the mercy of horrible dickheads like picrel which you apparently look up to or something. (Who's the 5 year old now?)
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>>53492504
>I make bullets
Like... in an assembly line? Oh my fucking God, you can't make this shit up.
And you're here BRAGGING about it??

>for a living
You call that living?

>>53492565
Unions give people access to wiengartien rights, cheap affordable full coverage health insurance, and union workers on average make 3x the wage of non union workers. These are all facts.

It's hilarious that you are so desperately trying to turn around all the shit actually wrong with faggy business owning jerk offs on unions when even shitty unions are 100x better than non unionized work places where you are just literally up the whims of whatever psycho is in power.

Hilarious.

>>53492572
Yes? What do you do? Live off your mother? kek.

>>53492565
I was gonna reply to each point but you're honestly one of the stupidest shit for brains I've ever met here. I'm sure anyone can already see why you're wrong.

>>53492572
The world actually needs people who do labor unlike people who just own shit.

>>53492591
Like I told you, I'm financially INDEPENDENT. I don't need a job or anyone else. You're fucked if you lose your little salaried slavery.

Stop pretending you're not seething, seriously.

>>53492594
Seethe faggot. I hope you loose your job and get your ass beat by a union worker.

>>53492607
You're a parasite and you are clearly coping with this fact in this thread, kek.

>NOOOO I'M FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT MY MOM TOLD ME SO!!

>>53492121
We have one of these in the local supermarket of my third world shithole carrying canned drinks around while blasting the same annoying 1min song on repeat, terrorizing the wagies
>ALL DAY LALALALA
>ALL DAY LALALALA
>ALL DAY LALALALA

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>>53492565
You have to be +18 to post here

>>53492465
Guy on the right sounds like a pussy desu. Just let the customers and boss blab their yappers while thinking about how little their penises are. Instead of dreading the next day read a book until you fall asleep, fuck around during shift so that the entire day feels like a break. Cooking actually GIVES energy. What a low effort FUD by some anti-work faggot who thinks CEO is the same as NEET

If I ever saw something like that IRL I'd smash it in with a baseball bat

>>53492480
Lel, imagine feeling proud of contributing the our Jewish globohomo clown world.

>>53492504
Kys wagie. I hope you get shot to death with one of your own bullets.

E-everyone play nice ;_;

Both NEETS and wagies are gay , albeit for different reasons.

All is vanity.

>>53492519
I’m not evil, I despise corporatism.

>>53492747
There is no jewish conspiracy.Just capitalism working as intended.

>>53493142
Yet neoliberal Japan doesnt have waves of third world immigrants. I wonder why...

>>53493174
>WHY DOESN'T THIS ISLAND NATION NESTLED IN THE SOUTHERN TIP OF CHINA HAVE IMMIGRANTS HU?

>>53493191
>Its the 21st century. They have plenty of visitors. Japan is a neoliberal ultracapitalist society but isnt being flooded with third world immigration.

>>53492121
god yes
make me rock hard in the morning
babyyyyy
no more roastie waitresses

>>53493227
What type of immigration are you talking about Are you talking about legal or illegal?

>>53495003
Mass immigration.

>>53492121
low IQ roasties eternally BTFO

>>53495015
Yeah this is obvious because they are a fucking island nation in the deepest parts of asia lmao. No SHIT. They actually do receive a fair amount of immigration from the Chinese mainland however, though.

>>53492121
This will only mean more people will live off of state benefits.

>>53495048
why is this a bad thing?

>>53495053
I don't know. I don't care. Corporations will not care and will not pay. Other wagies will pay.

>>53495035
Its a member of the G7 and the UK is also an island. Theyve had less than 700k naturalized immigrants since the Meiji Restoration.

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>>53495035
mate you've now made 4 posts to cope with the fact you work for bad people and contribute to the destruction of society for peanuts
wouldn't it be easier to, i dunno... NOT work for evil?
wagecuck minds are truly strange. you put effort into being someone you hate, then you put more effort into manipulating your own perception of reality to convince yourself it's ok

>>53492121
I don't get it

Cringe @ all the faggot keyboard warriors crying because some guy makes bullets and enjoys it.

>>53492480
>I actually like my job a lot

>>53495201
he should endeavor to start his own business making bullets, not slaving away for some gay ass corporation

>>53495301
>Hey you're a line cook? You should just start a restaurant bro

>>53492465
ceos literally wake up before the sun rises and it's extremely rare for them to take a day off ever. it's how they get to be ceos. wagies, on the other hand, are the ones who actually fantasize about sleeping in, and do so on the days they're not literally forced to work by threat of poverty. your pic is completely detached from reality.

>>53495408
i thought you were talking about a post-automation society where we should''t need to wageslave for a living?

>>53496716
Uhhhh wut? I made one post and it was asking why him being happy at his job made you faggots seethe

>>53496700
>that wagie who worships executives like gods
they're highly paid retard turbowagies who make retarded decisions before job hopping to another role that pays double. look up the average F500 tenure, it's like 5 years.

>>53496791
>that wagie who believes he'd even be alive if it weren't for his betters supporting him
sure, most of them don't deserve their salary because their businesses don't actually deserve to exist, but that also goes for their wagie slaves. 90% of the time, the business owners are superior humans compared to their wagies for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that they've managed to escape being a wagie. still, we're arguing over which chimp is better, the alpha or the beta. they're still both chimps.

>>53496700
Chegged.
My wife father wakes up even when he's on holidays to be the first one to reconnect all the production machines at one of their factories.
"If you are not ready to be up at 6:00 to start things with your maintenance worker, you're not cut to be a leader" Wise words.
The man is a workaholic.

>>53492121
my mom told me it was rude to tip garbage cans

>>53492582
>MFW I live in Australia and the major left leaning party in my country is a workers union that pushes for wage increases(minimum wage for casual employees is 18.9USD) neetbux increases, free medical care, government based student loans where no interest is paid except for indexing to taxation, and mandatory employee contributions to super annulation.

But yeah, you anons wouldn't want any of that right? Don't worry, I don't see any of that stuff finding it's way to America any time soon.

>>53496925
Ok now go buy a house there. Oh whoops

>>53496791
ya know, i just read the rest of your post, and it occurs to me you're taking about megacorp ceos, who are certainly much closer to gods than we are. i thought we were talking about those mid-sized businesses and non-profits where the suits in charge just play musical chairs until the underlying organizations depletes all its assets and either goes under or gets another government grant or some shit.

ceos of multi-billion dollar corps make a hundred decisions a day that affect the course of the entire company and the tens of thousands of people relying on it to make their groceries. one in a thousand humans are capable of performing well under those conditions day after day for most of their life. they might be pieces of shit, but so are most professional athletes, so was beethoven. the question of what they get paid comes down to supply and demand: how hard would it be to get someone else to do their job just as well?

>>53492121
I'll take some beep-beep-boop-boop-bot serving me my food over having to overtip some sweaty mutt waitress any day.

>>53496973
i work in accounting and i do get exposure to executives and senior leadership in finance and accounting. they're just as retarded as the rest of us, they just have good social skills and got lucky with promotions. i see all of the financial details of their mentally retarded decisions. and the "hundreds of decisions a day" is just some wagie propaganda nonsense on the same level of what you'd hear of kim jong-un in north korea. stop drinking the kool-aid.

>>53497071
Low tier wagies just get shook easily when they see the executoid walk around with an undeserved sense of confidence and looking put together with better clothing and a hair transplant.

>>53492607
Wait wait wait… answer anon’s question. Do you live with your mother?
>inb4 “I AM FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT”
Yes we got that, you don’t “need” anyone. But do you live with her?
>inb4 SHE LIVES WITH ME
Loading up my “Lol. Lmao” rn

>>53492565
Mucho texto

>>53492121
People with self respect and dignity would not eat at a restaurant and be served by a bot.
So yea, the people on UBI (corporate welfare payers) will gobble it up.

>>53497071
CEOs/owners live off the back of management and management lives off the back of wagies
t. Management

>>53492527
> made bank, now don't need to work.

You sure about that? lol….

>>53492121
I wonder if you have to tip the robot

Goyslop bots will replace all wagies

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>>53496700
This. My father was an executive before retirement. Basically the first to arrive, the last to leave. 24/7 availability, (legal) responsibility, and high-stress even when sleeping (often slept 3 to 4 hours per night).

>>53497704
Not true at all.
Everyone makes their own way. People can seethe all they want but it's true.
Barely any wagies can or would have any success at all without a large operation creating a place they can then be productive.
Meanwhile, me, the owner and CEO, have and would easily be able to do so.

This idea that everyone is equal is only true in their human, god given, rights.
It does not ACTUALLY make you equal.
You'd run the company into the ground if promoted to CEO 100%.

I haven't been to an actual restaurant in 5+ years

>>53498902
>owner and CEO
no one cares about your six figure a year gross sales small business with 2 employees, both of whom make minimum wage.

>>53492121
finally, free me from my chains

>>53499173
Sold 3 million last year. But okay.
12 employees.
Was on HGTV the last two weeks and am already getting a bump from that.
Free on HGTV because my little brand is based and I'm quite charismatic.

But regardless, you would run the type of operation you are referring to into the ground as well.

>>53492465
The downfall of the western world