/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53475665
Post moms basement.

>>53475665
I simply cannot understand how someone can act out like this at work. What could possibly happen at a Starbucks that could drive grown man to go into the fetal position? I think this pic is fake though, it looks like pro-Union propaganda.

>>53475830
He just lost all his belongings, his house was burned to the ground that morning you dipshit

>>53475830
Someone just tipped that man 10% instead of the usual 20%. Show some fucking respect.

>>53475830
Probably just ripped a ton of whippets in the back room. That's what we used to do when I worked at Starbucks.

>>53475861
Did he died?

>>53475665
I got fired for backtalking to a customer. Told her that the way she'd treated me was disgusting. She lost her mind, started yelling epithets at me, couldn't process that I would stand up for myself. They set aside something to sell to her at a discount as recompense, but my manager left it in the back where I could see it, and their shitty scheduling meant that no one else was in the store but me and a trainee when I found it. So I bought it at full price and left it in my car where it could be seen. Returned it to a different store after they fired me. Talked with a family member about it, months later; I'm calmly telling him why I put my dignity and health over a company with a 30% turnover rate in the first year, he's yelling at me because it's fully broken his brain. This is a company where people get shot and stabbed every year; if they don't have my back on something this simple (or to fix broken steel shelving, or to have the hazardous material kits accessible, or-), how can I trust them to look after my safety?
I don't regret it. I would do it again. And I wish more wagies would push back at this shit so that it would happen less.

>>53475861
that guy is so evil on every level, he's an honorary nigger

>>53475902
now post the ceo party

>>53475990
The guy in blue deserved it. The way he points the dude to take his bike out is with artificial authority like he's a hard ass school principle when in reality he's most likely a 50 year old produce stocker. He didn't mind that fat cow taking up room with her stroller while she was on the phone? He should've just either called security to remove it or gone back to his pathetic job instead of moving that guys shit.

>>53475665
Zoomers are onions

>>53475902
yes but he was instantly replaced with another wagie so its as if he didnt die

These threads always fascinate me. Losers in humiliating situations (jobless, live with mom and dad, I don't work because one day my crypto will make me a millionaire etc) gathering around to convince themselves that their other immediate option, low paying jobs to support themselves while they get established, is more humiliating than their current level of humiliation. They all just participate in this goofy little ritual. On some level they know, but they socially perform this ritual to banish the specter of their own humiliation for a time.

>>53475861
i wouldve just stolen that faggots bike for lols if i witnessed this

>>53476099
cant wait until you work in retail

>>53476099
Am I speaking to a 3rd world monkey or a nigger?

>>53475665
I think fat people are gross as fuck.

>>53475830
>What could possibly happen at a Starbucks that could drive grown man to go into the fetal position?
Double shift? Fell asleep on break? Stoned?
Are you being retarded on purpose?

>>53475861
Based.
More Americans need beatings and stabbings.
Guess all the shootings hasn't sorted you guys yet.
>>53475990
>>53476168
No you would not.

>>53476190
>Am I speaking to a 3rd world monkey or a nigger?
No, just another adult who realizes how pathetic most Americans are.
Must suck being fat and ugly.

>>53476162
>seething wagie

>>53476235
>>53476171
r/WorkReform

>>53475830
A guy in line misgendered the brave woman standing in front of him.

>>53476246
its fairly easy just wait till the guy is out of sight and then ride into the sunset. store doest give a fuck about some faggots unattended shit getting removed.

>>53476162
>their other immediate option, low paying jobs to support themselves while they get established
you almost tricked me
there are not enough chairs and the chairs belong to yes men with no dignity and the corrupt with no morals
i will build my own chair and play my own music
you are not invited to my celebratory bbq on monday

>>53475861
shit, that so evil and uncalled for, but it looks based for some reason as well.

>>53475830
He was just born you utter fucking moron!

>>53476257
it looks bad at first but it would be easy if you have a cleaning cloth which every restaurant has.

>>53476374
There's two sides to an amerimutt...

>>53475830
he holds crypto

>>53476099
Come on, at a stretch he deserved the punch, but kicking a guy in the head while he is on the ground is fucking animal behaviour.

>>53476511
>but kicking a guy in the head while he is on the ground is fucking animal behaviour.
this
it proves he would try to pull the same shit if positions were reveresed

>>53475861
incredibly based

>what does he think? That I'm some sort of parking-my-bike-outside-the-store cuck?
...
>did he just touch my...?!
>*bam* *kick to the face*
>*yeet*
"uh sir sir you can't park that bike over the..."
>"MY"
>"BIKE"
>"STAYS"
>"RIGHT"
>"HERE"
>wait a sec
>maybe park yourself outside dipshit
>*drags him outside the store
>"heh, nothing personel kid"
>*tips fedora
>*leaves

>>53476162
>while they get established
Explain this process.

>>53476162
Also
>is more humiliating than their current level of humiliation.
Humiliation is not a natural aspect of NEETing. People have to work to imbue us with that designation. It's easier to simply forsake the values of people who seek to humiliate you, so all you're doing is creating a lot of people with no attachment to the status quo and a lot of time to figure out what they're going to do rather than support it. Hope that works out for you (I actually don't).

>>53476099
This is true, wagies that enforce the rules of their gay globohomo mega corp are simp losers, like you are getting paid close to minimum wage and working for a billion dollar company, who gives a fuck if some dude parks his bike inside the store. Not your problem, let someone else deal with it

>>53476511
Let's agree to disagree, I agree that it was excessive but I also feel like the faggot deserved it based on how he was talking to the dude with the bike. His body language comes off as an authoritative prick when he is literally wagie pond scum. That combined with him taking it upon himself to touch / move that guys bike is enough to set a fair amount of people off like that.

Imagine the same scenario with a car, some dickhead parks it in front of a loading zone at a bakery and an employee comes out yells at the owner and hops in to move it. If someone did that to my car I would curbstomp them, even if I was technically in the wrong. Let the authorities handle that shit if it's really an issue.

>>53476619
I couldn't imagine simping for a business that pays you minimum wage

>>53475861
>All these replies calling him a nigger
He parked his bike in a safe spot out of the way and told that wagie not to touch it. Why would you fuck with another man's belongings?

>>53476626
No, you're a cuck living out a deranged power fantasy like some retard girl reading twilight. Please grow a pair and make something of yourself.
Bike guy is a worthless nigger who deserved the 7 years in prison he got.

>>53475975
>he's yelling at me because it's fully broken his brain
haha what the fuck

>>53477091
>>53476626
you idiots dont get it

you're not meant to rationalise it. you're meant to sit back and laugh at them all. silly gormless animals fighting and killing one another. its funny.

we live in a chucklesome world

>>53476893
Wtf is the wagie so po about

>>53476626
>it made him feel bad so its justified
N

>>53475886
kek was just thinking that

>>53477130
>>53477091
>>53476171
>You're a cuck living a deranged power fantasy, he deserved the 7 years goyim!
>It's never okay to assault someone messing with your property!
>Can't wait until you try working retail!

God, /biz/ is full of onions filled faggots nowadays lmfao

>>53476564
Keked

>>53475830
He dropped a hot coffee on a pregnant woman

>>53476949
I'm gonna stick my dick in your ass and curbstomp you if you try to pull it out

>wagies in this thread like

>>53476162
It is interesting. I've never worked in retail but really even that is more dignified than being a neet. It is a cope, like you say. Most of them lack the social skills to work any kind of job, let alone retail. That's why you see them side with the psychotics in these webms like the guy with the bike beating up the old store worker.

>>53476893
NO MASK NO ENTRY
NO MASK NO ENTRY
NO MASK NO ENTRY

>>53477279
>Implying I'd pull it out
You're trapped in my ass now faggot

>>53476393
just clean up the ketchup then slide a menu under the glass and flip it

>>53475861
dumb wagie got rekd

>>53475830

>>53477903

>>53475665
I visited /an/ once and even they have better humor threads than /biz/

>>53476893
I love it when wagies try to enforce their rules. They are drones. I hate them so much.

>>53475902
>manager says the laughy thing
the wagies laugh
>manager plays the dancy song
the wagies dance

>>53476162
>do you feel humiliated by not working to pay taxes for nuggets and whores, do you, do you?
kek

>>53476893
If this happens you should react like someone from an opposing tribe is trying to deny you food. In a way that’s exactly what is happening

>>53477129
It truly is a cucklesome world

>>53475830
Anon, as a wagie ive been told too do things that would make most people in shock and awe at what wagie wranglers expect you to do. This wagie pose is extremely common, most though do it in the back alley next work huffing down coffee and smoking a pack a day. It’s a very common pose, the environment for it to occur though is extremely varied.

>>53476949
bicyclists are the niggers of the road.
but their worse.

>>53475830
People are just weak. In my wagie days I had to endure so much ridiculous bullshit. Verbal abuse, insane demands, the whole thing. But I saw coworkers cry over the dumbest shit. Restaurants attract the absolute most hopeless people
>a guy started crying because he wasn't wearing the uniform shoes and the manager sent him home to change them. Was the manager being unreasonable? Maybe but it's just fucking embarrassing, how do you even forget shoes?
>dishwashers got in a physical fight over music. One wanted to listen to some Mexican radio station and another wanted to listen to a different station playing the same music
>girl started crying because a cleaning solution we used specifically said on it that it could kill the AIDS virus and she thought that was homophobic
>one day a line cook randomly started crying and told me without any solicitation that she had sex with 57 different men and now can't find a boyfriend
>manager started crying because she forgot to bring pot with her one day
It goes on and on.

>>53477309
Have fun at work tomorrow wagie. You work for me, no slacking off.

>>53475665
Let’s make 2023 - wagies take no bullshit, let’s see your videos of wagies kicking customers asses!

>>53475975
>I bought it at full price and left it in my car where it could be seen. Returned it to a different store after they fired me
Nice finishing touch. Very nice.

I've also been fired from big box Inc after previously having "recommend for management" and "exceeds target" written on my shelf wagie file. I was fired for eventually taking my full break and answering back.

I did something similar though because it was obvious if anything "went down" they'd try to fire me one way or another so I went full nuclear and tried to do as much damage to other peoples job prospects / employment as possible. E.g. I sued the company, reported the store to environmental health over legitimate glass contamination risks etc. They obviously got taken up on that because as soon as I got back from holidays they'd moved waste cages around and stuck giant signs on about glass. Escalated to police involvement, people hanging around my flat outside. At least one guy was fired the day the court case started. Store manager, gone. Lead manager, gone. It was glorious.

You gonna fight the big brain wagie huh bro? Bring'eth it.

>>53476162
it's a 4chan specialty actually. this thread is pretty much what /fph/ is on /fit/. i could get behind it, and i am technically a wagie myself.

>>53476893
Not just simping but putting your life in danger.
Disregarding every norm of human decency toward your fellow men and treating them like shit.
Too many of these scumbags came out of their pathetic lives and found themselves in a position of authority that they never dreamed they could ever achieve. So they took advantage of the situation only to prove what worthless pieces of garbage they are.

>>53482068
The slop feed bucket is private property anon. If you want to eat at the bucket, you got to stick to the bucket rules. You sponsor it simply by your presence.

Solution? Don't meal at the bucket.

wagies standby
tomorrow is monday

>>53482102

>>53476393
it's comical how similar and common your response to that image is
like the turd nest "it's just a quick snipsnip, down the toilet, like, bruh"
nigga that's three dollars i'd spend a million on just to NFT mint it for me

>>53482102
>wagies standby
>tomorrow is monday
You think wagies get weekends off? You sick fuck.

They'll still be in there tonight doing vital critical infrastructure work, like making sure all boxes of cereal are moved forwards and the right way round.

>>53475830
Nah it's real. The abuse you cop on the register, even if you're just a teenager, is fucking insane. I had one moment like that back when I was 15 or 16, but I just left and went out back instead to calm down. If you've never been verbally harassed in public like that it's kinda hard to understand let alone explain.

>>53480541
>one day a line cook randomly started crying and told me without any solicitation that she had sex with 57 different men and now can't find a boyfriend

Did you have sex with her?

>>53481092
You've got it champ.

>>53476162
Both options are humiliating and shitty. If I could NEET I would. That's how it is on this bitch of an earth

>>53482040
This. There are boards here that have their own speciality of things they hate in which whole threads are dedicated to it. Two examples of which, aside from /biz/, are /fit/ and /pol/
/fit/ has fat people hate threads, /pol/ has nigger hate threads, we here in /biz/ have wagie hate threads.

>>53476893
why dont they just deny the dumb old nigger at the register and then call the cops when he tries to steal?

>>53476893
They should just call the cops anyway. As a former retail worker, this employee clearly let emotions overtake reasonable action. Let the cops deal with escorting the trespasser out of the store. Don't put your own wellbeing at risk. That's not your job.

>>53482152
It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the wagie began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wage
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the wagie began to hate.

Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the wagie began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the wagie began to hate.

It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When time shall count from the date
That the wagie began to hate.

>>53476162
These threads are partially shitposting, but also motivation like >>53482040 says. Nothing makes me want to get my shit together more than threads like this. Nobody wants to be the 50 year old at walmart/mcdonalds. That only happens because of complacency.

>>53475665
I thank myself that I had the balls to find a niche career in tech. Very comfy few know how to do it , its hard and takes a few years to learn. It means companies always hiring. Of course this is not the final solution, Crypto is the final solution to get out of this stupid wage world.

>>53475665
no need to hate anyone for trying their best to earn money any way they can anon.
most ppl start off as wagies.
what matters the most is HOW you invest your money, problem with most wagies, is they dont really invest at all.

/biz/ discord. join for frens: Nwm4FcmzwT

>>53475830
You cold monster, he wasn't able to get off work to buy the new Lego Harry Potter Hogwarts castle set because he was working. The new set involves a Dumbledore gay trap sex room with tormented slave harry. You can feel the emotion in that picture.

>>53482152
H....hot

>>53483606
Exactly this, I remember when i was the best wage slave working 6-7 days a week. I even lost a few relationships along the way. I was exhausted and depressed thinking this is my life. But then i found out about Crypto, ETH BTC again and never looked back.

Make fun of me ;
>be me wagie, 300k in crypto portfolio that I’ll never cash out because I’d rather lose it all than pay taxes for Ahmed and his 15 kids
>commute 4hrs to work, make 75% of my area’s median income
>can’t rent any place because salary too low, still live with parents approaching 30s.

>>53483561
Don you mind enlighting someone from a 3rd world hellhole?

>>53476893
There's a nigger in the back with no mask, kek