/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck jannies and baggie

sqqq slurp time incoming

oh great the schizo janny is back deleting everything and banning everyone who isnt talking about crypto.

Jannie real quiet rn...

OK, this is teetering on "full retard"
What we're seeing here is total retard strength.
FED will hike and hike and hike.
I wonder if the market can indeed withstand it indefinitely.

KILL all jannies on sight

Why'd the other thread get heemed?

>>53463432
>>53462429
How I get into congress? I just want to ve really good at stocks and it seems like I'm wasting my time here. I want to become the next Pelosi Trader.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WK5vPW-OzGQ&feature=shares

Finally a usable thread.

>>53463464
...I-in Minecraft?

Lmao we got jannied and serena immediately posts the goblin again
Fucking brilliant, you guys are brilliant
Now if we can only murder early-baking nigger and Baggie, the world will be at peace

>>53463432
OUR GOBLINA > YOURS
CHECKMATE

>>53463488
just doing my part bud!

I gave back all my gains from this morning.....

Why didnt i just call it a day
Im such an idiot

How did Mumu know we were going higher?

anime girls

>>53463500
Cringe

>>53463468
>>53463468
>>53463468
>>53463468
>>53463468

Do u faggots even talk about stocks?

Reminder rocker is a janny
This was his doing

>>53463432
Get some tacos or bbq. Also how about that Coinbase?

>>53463529
Coinbased is doing a lil sumthang

BOIL bags are packed

>>53463516
That would be funny, imagine the baggies

>>53463507
i jerked off 8 times today
i'm very susceptible to the horniness energy of the market
any time i go above 2 we have a green day

>>53463461
Either the negress is desperate for any attention or the dude has dumped hundreds of money simping to her to be able to do that.

sold everything
havent felt this much peace of mind in years

I’m going to sell all my stocks and close all shorts on monday, can’t take this shit anymore

>>53463524
Best I can do is leveraged ETFs. How about that SOXL?

>>53463550
>i jerked off 8 times today
Based

>>53463561
at least wait for the fed if youre gonna ragequit
one last play for glory

>>53463550
White people are dysgenic, she looks so dysgenic and doofus. Serena may be a goblina but she is a fucking 10/10 goblin.

>>53463524
there is nothing to discuss since everything is priced in

>>53463571
That's what I'm doing. Holding my aapl and amzn puts to earnings if that fails

>>53463432
>>53463500
>>53463567
Stop posting this bitch

>>53463561
I'm down over 15% on my SPXU position. Just wait for JPow

>>53463516
I agree with this. It feels like next week could be the big one. Irrational euphoria + bad economic data + weak earnings + Fed reaffirms no pivot and is extra hawkish. Dangerous combo right at the peak of a hysterical bear market rally

fuck you janny

It's my birthday, I'm up 35k on the day when my previous best was 6k in a day, and I just came back from the car dealership.
I pity those who never know such euphoria.

>>53463550
I try to not jerk off. I went 4 nights without cooming before a succubus followed me into the dream realm and fucked the cum out of my dick in the real world. I woke up with jizz everywhere. Funny enough, that was about the time I entered my losing short position

>>53463620
happy birthday, how old are you now?

>>53463620
>I pity those who never know such euphoria.
Top signal. Exit all markets now

>>53463558
she is probably a sex worker. I hear many of them hang out in casinos looking for work

Next week will be golden lads. Feb 1
Lets finish strong

>>53463620

>>53463461
isn't that the MGM grand lol

>>53463620
You will know pain

>>53463579
10/10 goblin + 6.5/10 human gives you a 3.5/10 half-human half-goblin mutant hybrid abomination!

>>53463629
22

>>53463498
when I make it I'll move to argentina and marry one or two young goblinas and re-infuse the country with my german genes. Im fine with waiting 10 years after vuying the dip of the inevitable crash thats going to happen this year.

>>53463623
Sounds like supressed anxiety from your childhood. Did your dad used to visit your room in the middle of the night to tell you special "stories"?

>>53463620
Hey, today's my birthday too. Cheers, birthday bro.

Anon, why you were crying about some faggy economic shit you missed a generational bottom how does this make you feel?

>>53463646
No one asked, jew rat

>>53463524
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
it's being leaked and priced in
just a waiting game now until Fed meeting and specifically Fed's guidance statement
Don't fight the Fed

>>53463579
you type like you are brown

>>53463590

>>53463432
Why was last thread pruned. Was it the Russian code thing?

>>53463558
post your fucking tits

>>53463663
>>53463620
Happy Birthday guys, my aunt just called and sang me happy birthday and it's not even my birthday. So happy birthday to you two and to me too.

QQQ 15 min chart. Shooting star candle formed at the top of channel. Negative divergences building. Not a bad place to update your risk parameters if you are long

>>53463672
>brown
Duh obviously, why would I want to be a dysgenic chinless white incel like you

>>53463672
The real action is the May meeting. I bet they tentatively bump that up to another 25 benis.

jannies starting to delete /adv/themed threads lol

>>53463656
39th birthday.
started trading last year with savings of about 650k (also own house and have 300k in retirement fund)
but never had the balls to really trade properly until earlier this month

>>53463550
I haven't done it in 6 days

>>53463646
explain Mary Jane from the latest Spiderman Trilogy.

>>53463665
is that generational bottom in this room with us right now?

>>53463712
this was my meme!

>>53463657
based, hope you have alot of proud young goblinazis

>>53463663
cheers bro.
after sitting on savings for years all you idiots are the reason I'm finally growing the stack I worked so hard for.
so cheers to you.

>>53463656
Aww cute little zoom zoom. You have your whole life ahead of you, don't waste it all hear.

>>53463672
Btw you honkaloid incel, about half or more of this general is brown or nonwhite

>>53463660
This is not your fanfic blog, faggot

>>53463710
has the face of a dog, lopsided tits, no symmetry in her eyes, i mean she isn't overweight so i guess you can give her a 4.5/10.

>those INTC baggies that unironically thought they were getting a deal

SPX 4100.96 yes or no? pump it bulls what're you waiting for

>>53463710
that's a 0/10 goblin, what explaining do you need?

Why yes I'll be holding my MSFT calls through the weekend, what gave it away?

>>53463720
its mine now, put the gun down!

>>53463686
>your risk parameters
I don't know what those are.

OH SHIT

>>53463524
Only the ones that pay dividends.

>>53463732
half of /biz/ is indians pretending and wanting to be white, lmao@urniggerlife

>>53463710
reminder, these images are the best that the jews could use to psy-op you with, with their bullshit. i mean she's still pretty fucking ugly, i've seen slam pigs that are more attractive than this bitch. what the fuck do you want me to do?

>>53463742
are you not aware that 408 was it?
this.is.it
we are literally at the peak of a stock market move that began in october and today, to-fucking-day, right now is the conclusion of it

>>53463738
>I woke up last night with this interesting story

>>53463751

>>53463776
COPE
Fed has no choice but to pivot, we will be visiting 420 by end of next week

>>53463712
>is that generational bottom in this room with us right now?
No, it left a month ago you dumbass

>>53463590
No

>>53463692
totally possible
their statements before that and economic reports (jobs, CPI, etc) will give good hints to exactly what they will do
bullish, for now
UPRO is up 8% since 23rd
may need to exit/deleverage positions if things start to go sideways but that's the game

remember FOMC is next week, take your long profits and buy puts then sell them next thursday

the economy is so good the fed has to pivot. because it is so good

>>53463789
you dont even know what a pivot is
rates wont start going down for al ong time

>>53463762
>pretending and wanting to be white,
This part is in your imagination, but the rest yeah, this board is unironically based *because* it's more nonwhite and full of scams and other bs, it hardens people to how actual finance works.
There's a reason the meme is always a swarthy/brown/eastern merchant and not a goofy looking honkaloid/western merchant.

the fuck jannie deleted entire thread

>average AMZN holder

>>53463490
>I made so much money today I am going to go get my pubic hair waxed and take my gookfu out to a dinner

She is already married to someone from smg.

>>53463776
I said SPX not SPY

spy plebbit tier

all further posts relating to finance should include the poster's race
thank you

>>53463819
I think they're paid by post, so janny's trying to cover his losses with his next paycheck.

>>53463462
Bull bros, Bobo is starting to realize he can't defeat us

>>53463815
Holy cope

>>53463776
Dumb nigger using SPY as a reference. You deserve to be in the red

Lol

Junk/high yield bonds peaked when SPY was 398. This little nig short squeeze rally is going to murder Reddit bull faggots who all bought in at 395

>>53463832
theyre the same thing dont act like youre some big time futures trader too cool for the spy

>>53463854
Junk bond companies defaulting is bullish. Shows the F.E.D. their rate hikes work and means the pivot is closer.

>>53463849
how am i in the red when all i do is sell out of the money premium lol

>listen the market has to go down, I'm a main character in The Big Short movie and I'm a big shot short seller finance guy I think I know what i'm doing, it just has to crash ok it just does!

Just bought SOXL puts. I'm not convinced we are breaking out past the 200day for much longer.

>>53463741
But I'm already up nearly $50 on my lil INTC position I opened this morning.

>>53463877
im like mike burry except i actually get it right

I wonder how that banker anon is doing after putting $21k into sqqq earlier today before taking a nap.

you are too exuberant, /smg/. Bewared of the HOOK.

Also wanna know how I know today was the top? Because I got a margin call. The last 2 tops I got margin called the literal last day of the squeeze. My brokerage should pay me for that service

I got so many VXX calls for next week. #Quasar'sCorner

bull bros, what level are you going to set your stop loss orders for ahead of the fed meeting just in case of the mega-dump? it's gonna be super volatile out there no matter what happens.
recently i feel like whenever I set a new stop level, the price immediately dumps just enough to trigger it then goes right back past the original price again. frustrating as shit when you can't be watching all day. i need to leave more room, allow for more volatility.
all i'm saying is that on tuesday, make sure to be protected.

>>53463877
>Dude look at inflation everywhere, even eggs!
>The government is lying. It's really like 15% per year!
>No this doesn't apply to share prices.

>The Cleveland Fed's Inflation Nowcasting model is now pointing to a 0.6% month-over-month increase for the Consumer Price Index for January. If that holds true, it would represent a significant acceleration compared with the 0.1% drop in prices between November and December.

>>53463900
usually when my farts start smelling like the turds in my ass its an indicator that a dump is coming

What are we thinking Monday will be like? Continued rally or skittish?

>>53463925
it's going to be like walking on unwashed european egg shells

>>53463916
Yup. It's all about that oil and gasoline price action.

>>53463906
Ayo man you still making tropical house joints?

>>53463925
youre going to wake up on monday and be in utter disbelief that markets can just drop 5% over the weekend

UVXY is tiny and small

>>53463925
We're seeing green for the next 15 straight sessions until Feb options expire.

We're getting so close...

>>53463936
you have The Quasar confused with some other Quasar. I don't do island house, or nigger music.

I'm personally waiting for a nice relief dump
need to load up on more cheapies

>>53463916
>Jerome STILL hasn't learned from his mistakes
The fed's cuckery and perpetual lateness is letting inflation escape again, who could've seen this one coming.

>>53463516

>>53463961
I just finished the new episode of your ancient knowledge podcast. I find it interesting that it took this long for you to admit you've considered transitioning

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

SPY gonna end the day so flat, that weird bunny dude is going to draw it.

>>53463620
>"I did good on my investments!"
>goes out and buys one of the quickest depreciating in value things you can buy
you do you brother but happy birthday either way

>>53463975
USA can export inflation, there's no risk of hyperinflation unlike south american banana republics.

FUCK SILVERGATE

DO I SHORT IT HARDER??

>>53463986
The dividend card pays $50. Why is that?

>>53463916
I have been warning about this for weeks, pointing toward the move in gasoline and oil
This is going to destroy the rally, this will be the catalyst for the vertical leg, when the market realizes that inflation "is back" (it never left)
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/27/business/gas-prices-increase-inflation/index.html
last sentence

>>53463710
grim

>>53463861
you just described exactly what i am. grow up kid this is /smg/

>>53464005
>USA can export inflation
lol
>there's no risk of hyperinflation
lmao

>>53464011
>niggas have GMEfied silver
gets me everytime

>>53463981
That's not The Quasar's podcast, The Quasar doesn't have a podcast. People who make podcasts and listen to podcasts are faggots.

This must have been the weirdest week of the year.

>>53464014
GO GO SPR!

My short hedges are getting torched.

>>53464026
Silvergate is a crypto bank
Unrelated to precious metals

>>53464022
>muh hyperinflation
two more weeks bros the dollar is FINISHED

i suddenly have to fucking SHIT
how do i profit from this

>>53464031
bull trap

Well /smg/ the week is almost up
How did you do?

The job market is hot because there are no workers. They were maimed and killed by the jab

>>53464031
The weirdest week of the year, yet!

>>53464043
make a scat video and sell it on your only fans

>>53464047
flat because i was cash all week for my trading portfolio.

pull up...

>>53464028
Baggot why have you all of the sudden gone full schizo? Do you tell the gookfu to call you quasar too?

Do you feel it mumu?


Do you feel the tides of change?

Shill me your longshot stocks

>>53464047
dunno i bought 0dtes at spy 408 now im waiting to see how many multiples of my money i make

Have you ever had to use the swift system? It’s fucking awful. Never work for a wire house EVER anon

pretty impressive sell off into close back to VWAP

>>53463432
what makes her think she can just make eye contact with people like that. fucking bitch

>>53464078
You could say they’re all long shots where we’re heading after this retard rally

>>53464047
Honestly not great. I made money of course, but compared to buy and hold TSLA (a +33% return this week) I couldn't compete.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53464048
Where?

SOUR HOUR SOUR HOUR

>>53464081
how do you guys fit the money in the wires?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53464083
with liquidity drying up in the system its really fucking easy to just tank everything
its a lot more dangerous out there than it looks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53464076
Why do you faggots insist on calling The Quasar Baggot. The Quasar isn't a Baggot, The Quasar doesn't need this shit! The Quasar is going to make his own /smg/ and get the fuck away from you people.

>>53464099
We have the Indians blow into the end of the fiber cable and push it through

what in the fuck

>>53464081
Yeah, it's fucking impossible to get tickets.

>>53464096
LIMIT MINUTE
LIMIT MINUTE

>>53464078
buzzfeed

>flirting around acting like 297.20 is the floor
>once properly baited someone drops a fat cock on qqq dropping it down a whole $
based

>>53464115
this gif gives me anxiety

CANCEL
A
L
L
ORDERS

this is the moment where the market just goes
and doesnt stop going

About time jews started showing their cards for next week.

>It's oversold on the 1 minute RSI
Buy buy buy

>>53464078
Nio
Easy x10 in the next few years

>>53464135

>>53463432
see you Monday boys.

Regarding stocks: Should I go to the ABC store and get some alcohol and mixers? What drink should I make? I had a great margarita at a restaurant last night, but I read they’re 300 calories each

Have a good weekend mumus!
Come back Monday nice and refreshed :)

>>53464155
rsi means jack fuck especially on the 1 minute when They decide they are selling

I blame NFLX, AAPL, and GOOGL for this.

>>53464161
No, I won’t be seeing you

Lol wtf happened

now the only question is will they kill the 405 calls in the last minute

>>53464189
Everyone scared for Monday

>>53464189
CIRCUT BREAKER!!

>>53464179
NFLX doesn't even make money, the stock price is retarded

>>53464040
>massive, sticky inflation in food and energy over the last three years
>inflation is sticky in wages
>consoomers debtmaxxed up to the tits on credit cards because they literally don't have money to buy food
>demand for luxury goods like smartphones cratering
>even the rigged bullshit statistics are showing services inflating
Yeah I'm sure it will all be fine and bullish

what the fuck WASN'T that?

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>53464207
Inflation is not hyperinflation retard. Hyperinflation is the collapse of a currency. Nothing you just wrote is indicating we are anywhere close to a hyperinflationary invent.

>>53464159
it's not pepe. it's the bouncing being about the same bpm as heartbeat. kinda like that electrical tower gif

>>53464209
holding drv in my roth and its been biting dust. Bought about 20% of my free cash in TMV.

>>53464208
apparently 4:00, fml

>>53464209
took TSLA profit for next week plays

>>53464209
Red. The stuff I botted more of was down. The stuff I botted less of was green.

>>53464209
Not everyday can be green, but a great week nonetheless. +15%

>>53464209
+0.34%

>>53464209
good, sold my TSLA, held my amzn

Posting from toilet nothing like a victory shit after calling the top of the stock market for the year of 2023

>>53464174
Twas but a jest you silly fool

>>53464209
+.65%, up over 10% YTD and I'm grilling burgers for dinner tonight.

>>53464209
+$400 profit from Intel calls
Didnt get a good price to sell my MSFT 2/17 calls so holding them over the weekend. Wish me luck

>>53464249
My frens might believe something like that so I have to defend them but make no mistake only the white frens

>>53464209
+1.7% today
+16% YTD
JPow can't keep getting away with this

>>53464251
OPEN UP HEALTH DEPARTMENT

>>53464209
bought 15 shares of intel at 27.16, wish I'd put more in

>>53464223
First of all that's not Pepe, it's Honkler
Also.... if your heart is beating that fast, at rest, you need to get more exercise

UVXY calls better work for next week. Don't see how vol can be this low.

>>53464167
those margaritas are made with sour mix you can just make them without the sweetner and it's fine if you use a decent tequila, I like my margaritas to be half a squeezed lime, 2oz reposado tequila of decent quality, and a half shot of orange liquor, stir or shake for 8 seconds.

>>53464091
>>53464104
>>53464107
>not realising that people would sell after 6 green days and looming bepis next week

>>53464209
>XLB: -0.33%
>XLC: 0.66%
>XLE: -2%
>XLF: 0%
>XLI: 0.41%
>XLK: 0.39%
>XLP: -0.3%
>XLRE: 0.9%
>XLU: 0%
>XLV: -0.7%
>XLY: 2.28%

>Me: -4.56%
>YTD: 10.86%

Now watch oil hit 78.50 on Sunday night then end Monday at 81.

>>53464262
Fair enough. Prehaps I have too much faith in our fellow anons. I figured everyone is smart enough to not buy into a power sell off at the end of the day friday after a big week up..

>>53464329
Looks like oils about to dump back to $73 next week.
3 straight weeks of fat builds as SPR ends have kind of been ignored until now.

Also, it's almost been exactly 5 years since Volmageddon where SVXY (short VIX ETF) went from ~$500 to $50 in a day.

>>53464313
Niceee

Rec a tequila?

>>53463558
Why? You think the white man can't pull Nubian queens?

>>53464360
That's been more from refineries freezing and needing to catch up on maintenance though. Rig count has been plunging.

>>53464223
meds

>>53464362
rip XIV :(

>>53464385
>me at every party i've ever been to

>>53464414
there's still SVXY!

>>53463550
No not post the false prophet

>>53464397
Products haven't been draining either though. I know its winter and seasonality favors builds, but still it's not exactly bullish.
Maybe I'm just too greedy. The shitter the next 4 months, the harder the summer pump will likely be.

>>53464209
-2%

>>53464447
We need that global warming to melt all roads so summer driving season starts in March. That's really the only reasonable conclusion.

>>53464377
corazon reposado

>>53464487
Based

>CME FedWatch Tool has a 0.0% chance of a 50bps raise
>it also has a 0.2% chance of no raise next week
why are people more convinced today than yesterday that we won't have a 50bps?

>that sharp selloff into close

Ooo that doesn't bode well for fomc next week, someone must know something.

>>53464209
i made 55 dollars today

can we return to dumping next week? you made enough profit mumu give some back

>>53464498
meh, fomc weeks usually just crab until fed shitposting hour anyways

How goes it fellow super massive black holes? Did you guys make any money today?

>>53463579
We conquered this planet.
Mind your manners.

>>53464496
PCE was confirmed as being the consensus expectation. And 25bps has been the line from Nickyleaks for the past couple weeks.

>>53464525
If next week isn't a total dumpfest then there's nothing that is going to keep this market down. I'm in cash for now after selling.

>>53463461
>>53464385
>>53463558
BBC bros... dey is taking our womanz. i cant take dis L wut we do?

>>53464532
Ur mom is a super massive black hole

>>53464532
Post gookfu's butthole

I warned you about the hook. I told you not to get exuberant.

>>53464525
AMZN and AAPL shall determine our fates, bobo

I love white women so much bros
(Im jewish btw)

>>53464209
Crabbus Maximus, +1.5%

>>53464550
Only in your head. Now you are indebted to kikes and can't stop your women from fucking niggers.

ASMB stock ladies!

fuck fuck fuck I should have dumped all my longs
now gonna stress all weekend and see it all burn come Monday

any other boomers think of the cardigans whenever someone posts that finnish cockgoblin?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WOYnv59Bi8
also, we have to go back

>>53464663
if you're really worried about it, you'll be fine
pump til FOMC
sell before black betty if you're that worried

>>53464721
god anon I hope you are right
swear to god if it opens green on Monday I sell everything

>>53464730
disclaimer: i don't know shit
this IS financial advice

DId you buy the bull trap?

Is anybody else a big cock chad with a smoking hot gf holding VXX calls and SPY puts for next week's once in a lifetime crash?

>>53464209
+2% today from COIN pumping

>>53464744
>he thinks i have money to buy anything

>>53464552
Sure, but 100% certainty is scary. We're basically back at Jackson Hole levels again where JPow said there would be pain felt.
>>53464756
UVXY calls and BABA puts, is that cool enough?

>>53464756
>one week calls on VIX
Your right but also wrong

>>53464756
I am

Honestly blown away with how wrong everyone was about inflation, you had retards everywhere yelling that hikes were going to send us into a great depression when it just lead to the most boring outcome. We're probably gonna roar in spring.

no crash next week. cap it. if i'm wrong i will post the winner of an /smg/ strawpoll choice of my wife's holes

Factor reversion today made shitcos go up

>>53463450
When is it coming? Thx to op pic I'm coming now

>>53464824
Inflation hasn't even begun to get under control. Things are just getting started

everything will be fine until Biden's state of the union, then the crash will follow

>>53464824
>Powell actually got his soft landing and the dollar will be just okay
Lamest timeline

>>53464824
>We're probably gonna roar in spring.
lmao, if these layoffs continue you're going to have a double digit unemployment rate combined with double digit inflation and a double digit interest rate to borrow money to do anything. add it all up and you've got a triple double which, outside of african roundball, is a terrible thing.

powell is gonna give us 25 next week, and we're gonna moonshot. He's too much of a cuck, and cares too deeply about how history will remember him. He'd much rather pass this mess onto the next chairman in line.

>>53464597
>>53464598
>>53464663
>>53464744
>>53464792

Is it time to short Silvergate again?

>>53464871
hasn't the layoffs been tech sector centric? They're getting rid of all their useless HR & marketing type staff who bring 0 productivity to those companies? Amazon isn't laying off drivers yet, it's not all doom and gloom
>yet

>>53464903
I wouldn't call Dow Chemical and 3M tech companies, but I could be wrong.

>>53464824
>core inflation rose despite interest rates being hiked repeatedly
Anon the market is pricing in 25 next week

>>53464910
BUDDY CHECK DOW COMPUTER
BUDDY CHECK 3M COMPUTER
there, now they're tech companies

>>53464874
I dunno man, I'm still hedging. Trying to predict JPow has been a foolish idea. Man has flip flopped on almost every stance he's ever had.

>>53464824
>nothing ever happens
this is the only true sentence on this gay board

More companies that announced layoffs today:
>Hasbro
>Dow Inc
>3M
>IBM
>SAP SE
muh it's just bloated tech cutting HR positions
muh this will not affect consumer spending or GDP

>>53464632
Enjoy your electricity and running water, peasant.
t. 42nd great grandson of Charles Martel

>>53464931
improved margins, unbelievably bullish, gonna buy hand over fist on monday

>>53464932
Where was white civilization in 4000BC or even in 1000BC. You are the johnny come latelies and it shows in how you're all financially ruined and deeply underwater in debt and your economies all over leveraged to fuck. Stop flexing you trash.

>>53464910
>less than 1% for 3M
wow

>>53463558
Sheboons go crazy for humans.

>>53464963
The Hittites were Germanic, and the Egyptians were genetically Western European.
Seethe moar while you pick my cotton.

>>53464931
>2 of 5 examples are tech companies
wow

>>53464963
>4000BC or even in 1000BC
>so great we barely even have records from that period
lol
lmao!

>>53464963
Egypt was white, look at this photo for proof

niggers tongue my anus, also mumus are fucked

>>53464874

I hate how long it takes for Vanguard Mutual Fund prices (not ETFs) to update after close...
I want to know how much money I made today RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>53464963
The poo is mad

>>53465032
>Mutual Fund
Lol fucking boomie

>>53464996
>>53465009
>>53465018
Look at those honky backflips, right on schedule. This is the best way to checkmate these fucksticks bros. They were nothing up until like 900ad and they're going to back to nothingness and coping, seething, malding and dialing 8 on the way down and it's hilarious to watch.

>>53465018
>>53464963
I know this poster is an indian. Vedic 'civilization' is the DUDETRUSTME of ancient histories. Same with the chinks and their 'oracle bones'.

>>53465052
I invest boomer-style and I'm PROUD of it you fucking zoomer shit scum

>>53465029
what are you gonna do about it pussy? We know you aren't gonna do 50.

>>53465032
talk to some Vanguard Pajeet, he will press 2 buttons and change your mutual funds to equivalent ETF decimal shares.
If you own them in your 401k or gasp some other place well you're fucked

>>53465039
And a 4th honky calling me mad while projecting

The Forbidden Ticker.

I Warned You.

The Philosopher's Penchant.

The Statutory Capital.

The Hidden Tigers.

The Trapdoor Spiders.

Three Letters. Spell Out. The Three Letters.

>>53465061
>3000BC stonehenge begins construction
>Aegean bronze age begins

>>53465071
Wait, can you own ETFs in a Vanguard account? I thought you could only buy the mutual funds on their site, but the ETFs on the market?

Unemployment will stay low for years. Screencap this.

>>53465080
I told you about trapdoor spiders, but have you heard about the shotgun shrimp of the market?

>>53463579
>white people
>average IQ of 103 between Italy and Germany
>average height of 190 cm
>average civilization of atlantis
>average invention of literally everything including your entire race because 75% of of you wouldn't have been born without the Green Revolution
Weird, it's almost you used dysgenic completely wrong, since dysgenics actually means the fact your race numbered 600 million in 1950 and is now around 2 billion despite doing nothing to secure your own existence and needing white people to save you repeatedly.

>>53465092
Aaaaah fuck I'm so fucked

>>53465097
The Bonefish Grill Bang Bang Shrimp?

>>53465086
yeah, just call vanguard up and have them changed over (if they have an equivalent underlying like most of their stuff). If you have something like STAR, Wellesley , or some other manager run one it wont work

>>53465089
the people getting laid off from the tech sector dont get put into unemployment right away those types of jobs usually have a severance pay

>>53465092
thank god I went short before close

>>53465116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkY_mSwboMQ

>>53465080
>J

>>53465119
Yeah, not all of the funds I own do have ETF equivalents. STAR is one of them.

>>53465064
And a 5th honky seether
Kek the truth absolutely roasts honky pigs alive

>>53465129
Don't finish the ticker. Don't utter the three letters. The. Forbidden. Ticker.

>>53465076
The only thing projecting is your seethe all across this thread. I'm bathing in it's glory. Stay mad, keep raging, you will never be good enough.

>>53465100
>He typed all this shit out because he was that mindbroken

>>53465122
and?

can you white schoolshooters make a new thread PLEASE or else i'll have to call janny to get rid of all your schoolshooty posts

>>53464824
Based and this is even true euphoriapilled.

https://youtu.be/_gFFluvlMrM

>just got a spam call from some pajeet pretending to be xfinity
Can we cut pajeetastan off from the internet?

>>53465130
better question would be why you own STAR as opposed to VTI, or why you are on vanguard's platform at all when most other places will give you cash bonuses being with them

>>53465052
Most of my money is in SWPPX and there's nothing you can do about it

>>53464874
>25 bps + 25bps and holding there for a year until the economy breaks is dovish
Mumu delusion is out of control

>>53465142
It's true what they say about honky males on the internet, look at the replies to me pointing out a few historic truths

>>53465153
I'm on Vanguard because my old job used them for the retirement fund, so I already had an account. That was like 10 years ago, and I didn't know about ETFs then, so I just stayed there.
And I own multiple funds, I'm kind of diversified... though probably not really if I look at what the funds actually own...

>>53465170
Remember how everything was supposed to come crashing down if rates went above 2%? Yup.

>>53465181
Take a look in the mirror once in a while, that is, if you can stand the sight of your own face.

>>53465148
>white schoolshooters
Call them honkaloids and watch them do backflips in rage, it's really quite hilarious

>>53465147
unemployment will keep staying low despite the massive layoffs. these recent rounds of layoffs wont show up in any statistics for at least a year.

>>53465182
well, i was in the same boat, my 401k was with them and just merged it over. TD Ameritrade or any other company will pay you big $$$ to transfer your stuff to them. But if you are wanting to stay with Vanguard, yeah you would just call them up and have a pajeet enable your brokerage account or whatever to have access to stocks and etfs

>>53465181
>as a white man on the internet
Nig-

>>53465092
Talk me out of it Anon

>>53465187
And it still will. The effects of the rate hikes have barely begun

>>53465092
Bears will eat good

NEW THREAD WHERE?

>>53465206
Well I use Fidelity for stocks and other ETFs. I don't mind having them separate. Psychologically, I know my Vanguard account is for my boomer investing, so I just buy. In Fidelity, I buy and sometimes sell and sometimes gamble

cramer was bullish going into this week as well and look where that got us

AAAA DOES NO ONE SEE THAT WE ARE OVER 300 REPLIES WHERE IS THE NEW THREAD AAAAAAA

Kek the honkaloids need a new thread to escape the ass whoop they're getting

>>53464874
wait you think he actually makes the decision of what amount to raise rates, and don't realize he's simply the face of it?

are bulls genuinely retarded?

>Kek the honkaloids need a new thread to escape the ass whoop they're getting

>>53465246
>Please look at this twitter post proving everything I said is right
Mom look I won!

>>53465246
honk honk (heil hitler)

>>53465249
>>53465249
>>53465249
New

>>53465268
>They're avatar quote posting
I have won

>>53463432
I just started a cut and I want that fucking food so bad right now.

>>53465334
you want to eat bugs because thats what it looks like.

>>53464209
flatline market

>>53465064
>>53465131
the original Aryans were Indonesian

>>53465032
funds are a scam. value only updates once a day and if you want to sell the whole thing they let it be in freefall for 3 days so they have a chance to take your gains away. apparently you can only sell funds at a value partially but have to use "units" for the whole things and those have no monetary value

>>53464574
>Black people
>On /biz/
I didn't know you could trade food stamps for stocks

>>53466102
not black but people have tried selling me food stamps at a rate of:

one dollar from me gets two dollars of stamps from them.

needless to say its pretty easy to trade your stamps for real cash

>>53465204
Unemployment numbers have been fudged for decades now, they aren't reflective of actual unemployment. If independent businesses, contractors, part time employment, gig workers and the wholey self employed still haven't recovered their job security since COVID it could be a point or two worse. Might not be, but with Biden's upcoming state of the union you know they're going to pull as many tricks as possible.

>>53466150
His entire portfolio consists of how many cigarettes he made in prison
>"Ay cuz, you know I be makin good plays in block B7, the brothas in there bust real quick and they cum don't taste so bad, got the market on lock with that one y'kna meen?"