/biz/ - Business & Finance

The Forbidden Ticker.

I Warned You.

The Philosopher's Penchant.

The Statutory Capital.

The Hidden Tigers.

The Trapdoor Spiders.

The S&P is at about 1947 on this chart.

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>>53455243
>>53455246
>1pbtid

>fidelity real estate etf and mutual fund follow the EXACT same index
>the etf gives really nice even dividends spread throughout the year
>the mutual fund just gives nothing and takes a fat shit once or twice a year
why

Cock

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>>53455261
Very cool, thank you retard.

Wife told me she wants me to get her pregnant
Ever since she said this, I’ve been fixated on cooming to 2D preg when I used to think those anons were weirdos
How can I financially recover from this

vix is low, soxl is pumping. euphoria is building. we brokethe channel's hymen. tesla is pumping, meta pumping, btc crabbing.

>>53455253
I think mutual funds do weird ass capital gains distributions that may not show up as "dividends". Not sure if that is better, worse, or indifferent for taxation.

>>53455261

>>53455267
You're welcome fucktard.

>>53455251
1pbtid

>>53455261
I don't need that many (You)'s, friendo, but thanks.

>>53455272
>VIX is low I'm going to keep buying low probability high reward convexity calls on VIX until I get rewarded

Just a few OTM calls at a time. 2022 was a total bust for buying vol convexity. We had sticky VIX at like 25-30 all year though.
VIX this low means I might buy some vol calls (not fucking UVXY) to profit off the next shidding and farding (and hedge against the SPY puts i sell)

>>53455289
You're my favorite anon, so I think you deserved them.

>>53455232 -> >>53455287
plz respondz
thanks in advance

>>53455272
>VIX is low
I'm going to keep buying low probability high reward convexity calls on VIX until I get rewarded

Just a few OTM calls at a time. 2022 was a total bust for buying vol convexity. We had sticky VIX at like 25-30 all year though.
VIX this low means I might buy some vol calls (not fucking UVXY) to profit off the next shidding and farding (and hedge against the SPY puts i sell)

>>53455296
Then I'll give you the forbidden trading book recommendation: https://www.amazon.com/1931-Debt-Crisis-Rise-Hitler-ebook/dp/B07L5Q4Q5G/

>>53455268
There's are some decent pregnancy/breeding stories on literotica, but not a good investing opportunity since the authors write them for free.

>>53455300
Hello bhenchode.

so you want to run a call writing strategy on SPX discretionary? Sounds a bit retarded. What is your systematization here. If its pure discretionary then LMaO at ur life.

Can't trade complex systems discretionary, you need aggregated and subtle effects to trade discretionary.

>>53455283
1pbtid

>>53455287
Some prop firm in NY. I bothered to have this on as background noise one day. It's fairly shilly (they keep promoting their stuff throughout the videos). Also their video titles are clickbait.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLo5LM9g7UwibM6JF0ZvL3kAlwneXIr2UT

But the strategy more or less boils down to what I said at the end of last thread

>>53455261
Shut up

>>53455231

Is there something weird going on in the market? Because lately I've been experiencing some strange smells. Like, I've been smelling dust even though I'm not in a dusty room. Earlier today, I though I smelled a wet dog while I was driving in my car. Very weird...

>>53455328
This is incredibly shilly and you need to trade with automated systems (using python for the algo and Java/C++ for the trading engine) to make these kind of meme 0 DTE strategies work

avoid avoid avoid you milkbreaths

BABA is 116 on hang seng

>>53455338
>(using python for the algo and Java/C++ for the trading engine) to make these kind of meme 0 DTE strategies work
How do you figure that? Can't you just look at premarket data and use TA as usual? Or at the very least if you have level 2 data so you can look at order books to intuit the direction?
I do agree the videos are pretty scammy and borderline misleading

>>53455341
China is closed this week

>>53455337
>I smelled a wet dog
those are your clothes. move them from the washer to the dryer as soon as the wash completes.

>>53455337
timelines shifted a few days ago
we are back on the gay reddit memestock dimension

I recommend you go all cash until we return back to our regularly scheduled schizo market

>>53455328
thanks fren.
i'm always looking for yt videos of firms or individuals which may show off their office space.
a kink of mine.
>>53455319
thanks my anonymous elite 9 figure portfolio friend!
i was looking for the video, though.

>>53455272
>soxl is pumping
>-4.72%

>futures

>>53455346
I do not recommend using Level 2 data to forecast directionality. Level 2 data alone does not communicate whether high liquidity is persistent or not, which is everything in how you expect that liquidity to behave. If not having the historical Level 2, then you don't know if a large offer is short-term or not, and therefore likely to repel the price rather than to attract it.

CHINESE NUCLEAR SUB SPOTTED BY COAST GUARD 2 MILES FROM LA

>>53455349
No, it wasn't like that. I smelled it for a few seconds, and then it went away. It wasn't persistent. It was a phantom wet dog smell.
>>53455350
Oh ok

>>53455268
More cooming = less sperm = more fucking needed
Win win

I'm moving my entire 401k into BBBY tomorrow. Fight me.

>>53455347
oh

>>53455365
cool

>>53455372
>Fight me.
I think you're already destroying yourself enough.

If you don't know technical analysis, then you'll never make it.

>>53455365
Is the sub actively launching nukes? If not, it's literally nothing. There are always nuclear subs off the coast of the US. There are always Chinese and Russian stealth bombers flying over the US with nuclear bombs. There are always Russian Spetsnaz units hiding in the woods of the US waiting to activate. They could be in the bushes in your back yard right now

am i stupid for just wanting to DCA into 1 or 2 index funds for the next 25 years and only check on it once a month
i am completely inept at stock picking

>>53455393
I mean, if nothing else the 50 is about to cross the 200

>>53455411
Nope

>>53455410
>There are always Chinese and Russian stealth bombers flying over the US with nuclear bombs.
I keep trying to tell my neighbors this (we live on the coast near obvious flight routes) but they look at me funny.

I know where the stealth bombers cross onto our borders at night. I see them.

But They don't listen. Or hear it.

>>53455411
No, that's the right thing to do. But, there's nothing wrong with keeping a little off to the side to scratch that gambling itch and make it big

>>53455411
You'll beat the earnings of 99% of us ITT

>INTC
LMAOOOOOO AMD CHADS WIN AGAIN

Oh that reminds me, my bank and brokerage are both offering cashback rewards for setting up and funding new accounts with them.
Bank is offering $300 for $3000 deposit and broker is giving me $150 for $2000, plus $50 for auto deposit.
I figure they're trying to get people to park money since borrowing is expensive. At worst, it's a 10% return for 6 months. I had a shitty bank mutual fund for 4 years that managed to return -0.10%, so I'll just shuffle it around

im sorry ms jackson
oooooo
i am for reaaaal

>>53455363
I WANNA GO BACK TO 2016 BROS
>mfw losing the election probably saved her life

>>53455372
no reason to fight a dead man anon

>>53455272
>broke the channel
Niggas seriously doing hopium TA during a fucking recession when eggs are tripling in price. SMDH.

>>53455411
not stupid, I want to do the same but this tard rally has me sperging out because I was expecting the market to stagnate through Q3 and give me lots of time to comfy DCA a nice long bottom trough (been cashed up through all 2021). I'm OK with boomer gains but not after a +10% market bump in like two weeks, it fucks up my 10-year average annualized %gain expectations. I'm definitely one of the 'stuck on the sidelines in disbelief' fags that everyone memes about.

Dumb money is buying into this rally, smart money is dumping. You have been warned.

>>53455479
egg price was from avian flu last year Qtard.

>>53455479
Buy the egg company ?

>>53455463
whatd u buy boy.

>>53455308
I'll join you, how far out are you buying calls

>>53455489
>>53455487
Eggs and chickens don't exist on the commodities/futures markets, because the industry is so large and standardized, there's no variance in price, thus no opportunity, thus no trader demand.

I just got a new job, $46.86 an hour. In Arizona.

Did I finally make it?

>>53455494
I'll tell you if you post your asshole

>>53455505
>Arizona
enjoy running out of potable water

>>53455490
jackson lmao

>>53455486
why does this post make me wanna turn bullish

>>53455486
This is the feeling I get as well.

>>53455231
bunny suits make me inconceivably horny

nice evening pump on the DXY, huh fellas

>>53455505
Companies are cutting staff left and right. Right now, it's big tech. Soon it'll trickle down. Wouldn't expect more than 2-3 months. Save as much as you can.

>>53455308
How do you track convexity of VIX? I thought that was a term for the derivative of bond yields.
I have some VIX already but I'm kinda retarded at it. I should get more while the cost is depressed

>>53455482
>'stuck on the sidelines in disbelief'
that's literally me
mainly because i have no spare money to put into the market

>>53455518
>9 million people live in AZ
Why the fuck do mexicans all move to the desert. Fucking freaks.

>>53455499
Buy CALM? PE 5.78 Yield 5.72% Down 15% mtd. Financials seem in order.

>>53455518
>>53455532
You assholes can never just be happy for me.

>>53455546
Anon, it's a great accomplishment. It really is. I'm barely making $13. I live within my means and can save money, so I'm happy.
But what I'm saying is, don't take it for granted. There are people that wish misfortune up you, me, and others. Enjoy what you have while you have it, but always be aware that forces might cause you to lose it

>>53455508
Its not a pretty sight

>>53455486
We will see tomorrow if spy dumps back below 400.

>>53455546
it's 4chan what do you expect
cry me a river
>inb4 it insta evaporates

>>53455546
what is your new job?

>>53455546
im happy for you anon!
a-at least you have a job, h-haha

>>53455518
I like arizona, but am legitimately afraid of this. Would it be better if I moved to northern arizona, where they get snow melt rivers? It's not so hot but it doesn't fucking snow for half of the year? or is the whole state fucked

>>53455530
Everyone has been pumping euroland real hard for god knows why

>>53455486
what about midwit money?

>>53455546

>>53455591
waiting on the sidelines
>t. me

>>53455479
to the untrained eye it may appear as a remark upon TA, but you are but a lost child. the comment refers to the anticipation of the lowly retail trader. the meme refers to how i feel about the situation.

>>53455575
>Would it be better if I moved to northern arizona
Your choices are either rural hickville or leftist college town.

>>53455591
Always have been

>>53455425
>>53455435
>>53455437
>>53455482
do you have any recommendations?
i don't have enough experience or knowledge with index funds or the economy or industries in general
right now all i can really do is check out the past performance and fundamentals of the big funds
i currently have $11k in VGS which is *only* -4% down since july 22 but i'm thinking of picking up a new index fund, just not sure which one

>>53455619
what's that one medication that should be free for anyone who needs it?

>>53455643
Pussy.

>>53455243
Jesus you are still schizo posting kek! I for one enjoy it.

>for the past year always said to myself "buy NRGU when it dumps"
>never do
>could have made infinity dollars

>>53455643
Estradiol?

>>53455636
just buy VOO or VT, and then just keep buying with all extra income. don't try to guess what the economy is going to do, there are people who have studied it forever and still get it wrong.

I'm an entrepreneur.
I support little pharma.

How we feeling about tomorrow NEGGers?

>>53455696
>there are people who have studied it forever and still get it wrong
i keep telling myself that and more the more i do, the more i think the entire economy is really just based on the whims of the people in charge

>>53455713
That's a man if anyone was wondering

>electric vehicles
>ai data centers
>crypto miners
>portable vibrators

so you're tellin me, all these things are powered by natural gas?

>INTC is still a good buy at $25

how is blackrock as big as they are? looks like a huge scam if you ask me. when you invest directly in stock you get to choose the value you sell at but when you sell blackrock it will be in freefall for 3 days after you click the sell button. only on the 3rd day does the value lock

>>53455372
Enjoy ruining your future lol

>>53455814
>how is blackrock as big as they are?
They only became relevant after conveniently (((timing))) the 2008 crash and buying up as much shit as they can.

>>53455372
You should put it all into Coupang. Look at their earnings. It will be a profitable year and ol Billy Gates shoveled a ton of money to them and gave them a Seattle headquarters. Take your retirement and invest it so you can retire! :D

10Ybros... we pumpin

>>53455756
probably if they are in germany

>worked 16 hours of overtime
>sold all of my PTO
>think I have extra money for stocks
>OOPS LOL YOUR MEDICAL BILLS AND RENT ARE DUE! DON'T FORGET ABOUT STUDENT LOANS WHICH YOU WON'T HAVE PAID OFF UNTIL 2028

https://twitter.com/NeerajKA/status/1618659687632879616
How do I profit off of childrens' addiction to technology?

>>53455882
>implying you will ever have to pay off your student loans
The democrats opened pandora's box with student loan forgiveness. You'll never have to pay those back. They won't win elections if they don't dangle that carrot in front of every college grad.

>>53455882
most american post i have seen today

>>53455887
This is honestly really sad. This kid is never going to be able to truly enjoy anything because his attention span has been destroyed by technology.

>>53455887
AMD, but frankly anything in tech that isn't Intel.

>>53455814
every single investment and finance related company uses their software, Aladdin for starters

>>53455887
Roblox and Microsoft(Minecraft)

ZIM and SOXL posters should be banned forever

If you're looking at anything other than chink adr stocks right now then you're basically retarted. That is all

>>53455969
Stopped reading at chink

>>53455969
>trusting chinks
not sure how good of an idea that is. their government commies could fuck your shit up at any moment and there is no one you can hold responsible for the losses

>>53455969
The rest

>>53455969
top signal

>>53455987
Forget about any fundamental or macro stuff. It's a pure momentum play. Get in set a trailing stop loss then when the ride's over get out and move on

>>53455994
The top signal was the fact we had a biological female posting here earlier today

Why doesn’t Fidelity offer weekly automatic buys? Wtf

IDF girls walk around in public with riffles attatched to their asses.
Do you still hate the jews anon?

>>53455969
it's almost market close for them?
>>53455987
you really think china would do that to one little anon? man.

>>53456056
not to one but foreigners to them are worth less than their already worthless locals. they can tank company values with hostile takeovers or they could just close the market to foreigners

>>53456056
The Hong Kong market where the real shares trade closes in a few hours but the ADR versions in the screenshots trade on US exchanges

>>53456052
That’s a low tier rifle and not IDF, try /pol/ for a bait post

how can the market be 99% sure it will be a 25 bepis? If its 50 then the whole market will keel over like it was kicked in the nuts. whats stopping him from doing 50 bepis?

>>53456085
What's wrong with that rifle?

>>53456091
the pce come in hot tomorrow then probably 50 bepis and big market dump. the pce low maybe 25 bepis. but gas not in the pce so probably not hot so probably 25 bepis

>>53456091
https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1617132986033491969
https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1616496145382907904
https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1613551767484239873

And, more than just "50 bepis burns their mouthpiece's credibility", unpredictable Fed policy causes unpredictable market dynamics, making their stated goals harder to achieve.

Getting a commission check tonight total pay 19.5k net pay 10.9k

What should I chuck some of this at tomorrow?

Captcha
>mathh8

>>53456077
looks like they'll be closing in about an hour if markets close at 4:00 over there. of the three markets are any of them doing well lately? this is awesome, they take lunch breaks and there's no trading during those hours?

>>53456133
SQQQ. This market is going to crash next week with no survivors.

>>53455735
the reality is that nobody can predicts the next tick nor candle, ie any method is invalid and the only way to make money is to reduce the risk and reduce greed, which reduces gains

i just got noise cancelling headphones, how do these work its like magic, i can make voice sound go away or make my fan humming disappear

>>53456220
They emit radiation that kills some of the nerves in your eardrums. The other nerves pick up the slack after you take the headphones off but eventually you go deaf. Sorry bro

I'm switching my snacks over to meat only. Need some nibbles? I'll have some souvlaki. Munchies? I'll reach for shish kebab. Dying for a morsel? Teriyaki steak bites it is. Or chicken nuggets. Or turkey satay.

As the saying goes: milk for babes, grain for slaves and meat for strong men.

>>53456220
next you have to get those aviator runway ear thingies. i've worn em before they're pretty fucking nuts. they cancel out like 90% of an entire cafeteria from what i can remember.

I ONLY PUT 1% INTO SKYT. I COULD HAVE BEEN A GAJILLIONAIRE WHERE DO I BUY ROPE

Anons I am scared.

>>53456323
always pocket gains

>talk of global recession is now standard even for some normies
Does this mean it isn't gonna happen?

Or that it IS gonna happen but it will also be unbelievably disastrous?

>>53456340
their will be a recession, but as usual the markets are ahead of it
the recession will be mild as long as oil is cheap, and this wont last long because china is producing again

>>53456340
>>53456349
Recession is priced in. A severe global depression is not.

>>53456323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olgn9sXNdl0

>>53456340
1929 was bad. This one will be unbelievably disastrous. Goldman Sachs firing 10k? Bank of America losing billions of their customers' money? The "glitches" the NYSE had the other morning? The music is beginning to stop.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Wallstreetsilver/comments/10m7jjh/pfizer_employee_having_a_meltdown

LINE GONGO DOWN

>>53456340
Inflation is probably going to go up again because China reopening means oil goes up. Dunno if the market will care about it though

>tfw we already are in a recession but people are pretending we aren't
has this ever happened before

>>53456372
>1pbtid
>retard schizo shit from social media
kys, and stay on >>>/pol/

>>53456379
It was like this going into 2008. Over a year of hardcore cope and denial, though admittedly this time it's worse.

Thread theme

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=XvfImv9NseY&feature=share

Never give up bros. We are all gonna make it.

>>53456393
>retard schizo shit
>pfizer employee caught on camera admitting they used gain of function research to make covid more deadly and transmissible
Go check out the veritas website for more. Dude literally tried to destroy the device that captured the footage. This is business related as a bear thesis for shorting Pfizer. Go fuck yourself and die mad it's getting real traction.

>>53456379
biden changed the definition of a recession in july 2022

>>53456402
>go check out reptilianaliensarereal.com
no thanks

youtube.com/watch?v=WbrSLLv0AlA

>I'm here just like I said
>Though it's breaking every rule I've ever made
>My racin' heart is just the same
>Why make it strong to break it once again?

>And I'd love to say I do
>Give everything to you
>But I can never now be true

>So I say
>I THINK I'D BETTER LEAVE RIGHT NOW
>BEFORE I FALL ANY DEEPER
>I THINK I'D BETTER LEAVE RIGHT NOW
>FEELIN' WEAKER AND WEAKER
>SOMEBODY BETTER SHOW ME HOW
>BEFORE I FALL ANY DEEPER
>I THINK I'D BETTER LEAVE RIGHT NOW

>>53456379
I remember there was a thread last year on /biz/ where people posted that back in 2008 there were articles about the inverted yield curve in 2007 but financial analysts were saying "this time it's different"

>FXI
Damn. Imagine if you all listened to me when I told you it would go up to 31+ from ~21. I wrote a DD and shared this over a year ago.
You've been so pozzed by the (((west))) that you won't take advantage of Chang stock and make gains. Oh well

>>53456340
Literally a nothing burger

>>53456424
plenty of people have bought into china, me included. not like it takes a genius to buy into the second biggest economy in the world

>>53456340
>If people talk about it, then it's not happening

:/

>>53455636
VOO (or SPY), VTI, SCHD are all good

youtube.com/watch?v=7C6olpGBenA

>Only a fool could walk away from me this time
>I look up to heaven, every star I see is mine
>Only a fool could walk away from me this time
>I'm walking on air, and every cloud is cloud 9

>>53456399
if you turn out to be a serial killer I wouldn't be suprised at all

>>53456379
We've been in a recession since March 2020, kikes can shove their gay definitions up their ass

Anybody shorting GNS?

>>53455411
that is unironically the winning strategy, passive index investing is the bogle-chad way. stock picking is a fucking joke, even "portfolio fund managers" can't beat the market pic related.

pay 0.03 BEPIS to buy the broad market and continually drip feeding into markets is the evidenced based way of winning

>>53456575
in europe too

Financially speaking, has anyone actually taken time to read Biden's biographical info? I finally did, and it's extremely fucked up and sketchy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_oKK9zjqW0

tomorrow i will buy more of the exact same bags and it wont turn out well

>>53455246
mfw missed the Blitzkrieg dip

I love you scoopsies, and I know you love me too. Don't worry. I'll find you.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KuYm3HX6row&feature=share

>>53456410
yeah
a week before they were to announce whether or not they were supposed to be in a recession

>>53456631
and youre never too late for the blitzkrieg dop. just throw more money at it.

The S&P 500 will open lower and then rally to close just over 4100 today

Thing I would like:
>A contract of VTI at $150 a share
>A contract of TLT
>A lot of MO at $30
>A bitcoin at 10k

>>53456755
if we get to 4400 again before even june im buying puts. we need to crab for 1 more year

>>53455372
Great idea, remember to post portfolio pics once you decide to close this position

>>53455486
It's called big money, not smart money. Learn the difference

>>53456589
>including turkey in europe
love this meme

Go long home improvement? Single millennial women who are now broke after maxxing out their credit cards the past 3 years and can no longer get Chad to pay for their meals are now looking for victims at Home Depot. As the host of the video notes, Home Depot is too woke, most men are going to Lowes. And it doesn't stop there.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11675561/Woman-reveal-hunting-husbands-Home-Depot-deleting-dating-apps.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v4Q3ynOvis

>SOXL -5.6%
>INTC -10.4%
>QQQ -0.57%
>ARKK -1.25%
WAKEY WAKEY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>53455969
Yeah nah. Too high risk.

>>53456258
Ughhhhh feeeed meee

>>53456870
friday we close green

>>53455337
We’re back to faggy memes pumping on and dumping on shit…

I will be having sex in the near to intermediate future

>>53456932
>responding to real numbers with wishful thinking
classic Mumu post

>>53456676
why in the fuck are you still up, nigguh?

>>53455363
I miss 2015/2016…

find a context for this gif

>>53456948
>real numbers

hows FOUR THOUSAND ON THE S AND P FIVE HUNDRED, THIRTEEN MONTHS INTO BOBOS BIG CRASH

>>53456964
>2016 was 7 years ago
holy shit, bros

>>53456971
>ccl bag holders coping for the past 2+ years

Shill me some shipping stocks broskis

Yields...

>>53456867
Knew a millennial girl that had essentially no savings, had several maxed out cards, and actually went so far as to beg friends to loan her tens of thousands to help pay for schooling. Bitch just spent every penny she made from working on pointless stuff she didn’t need. Some people are financially retarded. I kept waiting for her to break and start working a pole for side cash.

>>53457028
as in dry bulk? SBLK GOGL

>>53457034
Can't even mount this hottie anymore she's standing up not looking good for Mumu. market is about to get heemed hard

>>53457118
I’m bobo-ing myself right now, but I’ve been out of the active game for awhile due to having to focus on school. Any advice on moves to consider?

>>53456459
well I guess you missed the salty puts holders in these threads.

>Chevron announces 75 billion share buybacks
>75 billion is 20% of CVX market cap

it feels good to be an oil baron

My CFD broker went from making me pay a few cents a day to short ARKK to paying me to keep my short. I think that says something about how others got bullish on ARKK around January 19th.

>>53457194
why not close your position? I think arkk has taken a big enough beating for the year. i would short oil

>>53457153
As treasury girl anime girl shows buy 6 month treasuries at 4.8% yield for now. You can make decisions again when they mature in 7 months. Sure, some stocks might beat that, but not worth the risk. In seven months you'll either be able to buy at lows or at least buy when the bull market is confirmed

>>53457242
I'll close it around 33.5

hello guys. is there any resources about trading psychology? im waiting for the retest for take a trade but im getting bored.

>>53456379
Every single recession ever except for COVID which was obvious. Recessions take quarters and years to play out and It's not often not obvious when it started and when it ended until you're well past it. The same arguments about different leading indicators being wrong this time happen every single time. For what It's worth I don't actually think the US is actually in a recession yet, but It'll happen soon (tm).

in my ten years of investing, this month has been the most boring

>>53457427
I enjoy the roller coaster. Makes diagonals quite profitable if you get the timing down

What did Google mean by this?

>futures

>>53457446
i've barely experienced that, i had a stock plummet 20% early jan and then recover, everything has sort of just sat still; i have one stock that's flagging on the weekly but seeing the lowest volume its ever seen, this isn't specific to that stock either, i've seen a lot of companies this week getting very low volume, but they aren't going anywhere, to the point where an entire folio on the monthly is -0.47%

it's only really fagman that has had any sort of moves because they'd been seeing big layoffs and earnings

>>53457479
Well i wrote puts on intel at 26 when it was trading at 26 then bought puts for 27 when it was trading at 30, didnt expect them to have such a bad earnings it might go down to 24. But I want to buy their shares anyway.

>>53455591
Holding short term treasuries or cds

>>53457472

Probably waiting for a story to be crafted

>>53457490
yeah i don't really meme around with leverage or options unless i'm just selling calls
>But I want to buy their shares anyway
look for it to floor between 14 and 20

I'm shorting the shit out of europe guys

https://wjn.jp/article?id=9160385
This Japanese creator think that,
- Number of Islamic follower around the world is growing, in sharp contrast against Christian
- Unlike Christian, Islam are tolerance to other religion, and as their spiritual figure Muhammad was a businessman, they are passionate with economic activity
- But unlike capitalism of the West, they prioritize religion above economic activities.
- In capitalism society, caoital belongs to individual, but in Islam they belongs to god
- But in Islam, saving up money is good. Unlike the old time Japan or Christian noble and knights who think money are dirty. Donating part of the money you stored would make god happy, much unlike capitalist society.


What make those Japanese people think of Islam this way against capitalism?

>>53457521
Why ? Line only goes up in yurope . Dax is always green , CAC is always green ...

>>53457521
the last guy who did that didnt fly so good..

>>53457538
who cares, it's all made up. God isn't real, there's no evidence to suggest any of that shit is true but there's a ton of evidence to show that it's made up by humans and used by governments to control people.

it's like saying you're tolerant of other comic book heroes, it's just silly.

>>53457544
Kek are you talking about that anon who shorted FTSE at 7400?

>>53457547
These comment have nothing to do with whether gods are real or not, all things said can still be true if gods are all fake

>>53457544
Is there a way to bet Italy's stock market index would inderperform SP500?

>>53457552
yeah
>>53457559
yeah

>>53457555
oh, of course. im just saying it's like you're talking about what Green Lantern thinks about capitalism. it's just kinda silly at the end of the day.

>>53457559
>long SPX
>short Spaghet&Pepperoni Cinquecento
simple as that

I don't have a brokerage account yet. How much fee would I have to pay for an extreme long-term CALL option on an ETF, given that it's the closest thing to guaranteed?

Something like 6 year expiry on SPY/VOO. I'm just looking to leverage before buying.

I know this is smg, but have a crypto question
There are many methods to manipulate price like wash trading, but all of them cause the price of the asset to increase
How would I cause the price to go down other than spreading FUD? Keep in mind that I'm talking about a low vol shitcoin, there's no way to short it

So word on the street is oil is about to sky rocket.
Should I buy gush? Still new, so, my question is, hypothetically could I get a margin call if my investment in gush went negative to do being 3x leveraged? If I loose more money than I have with gush?

>>53457601
>I don't have a brokerage account yet
>I just want to YOLO all my money on where SPX will be in 2029
just give me all your money, the end result will be the same for you

>>53457602
fake market depth

>>53457602
kill yourself

>>53457601
The most liquid ETF's (like SPY) go as far out as 12/2025

Hope you're ready, this ain't your usual rocket ride.

>>53457627
Cheers. Do you happen to know what the fees and strike prices of something like that (2025) would be by chance?

>>53457628
Why did URA tank so hard, it makes no sense

>>53457611
You can only loose what you put in. The 3X leverage stays in the ETF. It CAN go to $0. If you took out a loan to buy XOM or something like that, or god forbid levering yourself by taking out $10K to buy GUSH, then you could loose more than you put in.

>>53457642
the world going full retard and falling for the chinksect's green tech meme instead of going nuclear

>>53457642
It makes perfect sense. You're witnessing the classic Livermore break out pattern after the accumulation cylinder. We're at point 7.

>>53457650
china is heavily invested in nuclear.

>>53457647
Oh really? That makes the risk substantially less awful for me. I am willing to loose money just not get margin called or loose money I don't have. Time to buy gush

What about decay? Would you say current economic conditions are good enough to hold gush for a while or should I just day trade it?

>>53457664
yeah after duping the rest of the world to build meme wind farms as it slowly purchased up their land

>>53457636
Fees are usually $.65 unless you have a deal with your broaker (they wll only do a deal if you make a lot of options trades, I pay $.5 instead).
The 400 strike call (at the money) for SPY was $7300 at close yesterday.
Usually I would suggest going further in the money, but with spy at that long an expiry you are pretty likley to make a profit by expiry (~75% likley according to the market).

>>53457601
>options
>ever a sure thing
holy shit lmao this nigga has no clue. dont fucking buy options you gigatard

>>53457659
>>53457642
CCJ's run from the 2000's overlaid on top of this cycle's accumulation cylinder. CCJ makes up a big chunk of URA and URNM. Remember, we're at point 7.

Should I invest 2k in MARA and hold it for a while? Is it possible that it's going to reach 2021 prices once more?

If no, what should I research a bit and maybe hold?

>>53457669
My advice is to trade paper untl you can consistantly profit. In the mean time, and in perpetuity if your paper trading doesnt beat the index, just DCA into VOO weekly anf never look at your account.

>>53456052
Imagine just quickly sneaking up to her and knocking her out with her own gun

>>53457669
>>53457690
This is terrible advice. Buy ARKK, it's up 25% ytd and Catie Woods said it is projected to earn 45% annually

>>53457689
I would just buy bitcoin itself if you want exposure to that market. MARA doesn't do anything unique, as they buy their miners like anyone else. If you're liking the fact that it's a levered play on crypto, then consider buying some BITO calls.

>>53457725
>Buy ARKK
Devilish advice

This guy's a really good investor.

>>53457618
Same to you good sir

>>53457725
Faggot, do you think I don't know who cathie wood is? I'm new not an idiot.

What will Coinbase do today?

uranium

Fuck chtr missed. Oh well

>>53457733
Thanks anon.

>>53457766
Well you pass. Welcome to /smg/

What do you guys think about tesla? Obvious scam company long term, but is there still short term momentum left to green to say 200?

You shall know pain

Pls let AT&T close above $20 and tank on Monday

anyone know what news broke at 7:26am?
seems too large of candles and too one directional for it not to have been headline related
eg something like
>ECB announces blah
or earnings

>>53457904
Tesla trades like a shitcoin. Completely divorced from reality. It's straight up gambling at this point

>>53457934
>JPM announces baggies are hooked

>>53457934
Intel whiffed badly and tech has been leading this rally. Future guidance was terrible, although they are still up 5% ytd

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-26/mastermind-in-jpmorgan-hack-left-us-for-israel-his-father-says

GEE WHIZ LOOK WHO'S AT IT AGAIN

AXP Anons stay winning

>>53457953
nah, that was yesterday - wouldn't cause the movement we just saw
some news broke at 7:26am today, just don't know what it was (yet)

>>53457934
some earnings missed yesterday after hours and today + PCE print, consoomer spending, income in 40 min. = risk off
remember last time after wage growth slowed market started to rally
let's see what happens if PCE comes in softer (muh fav. fed inflation gauge)

>>53457959
Jew P Morgan v hacker Jew who wins

>>53457982
it's basically jew vs jew

Dedicated to all the Mumus out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnV-O6gC3jY

if i buy it now its gonna crash isn't it? its been having insane pumps recently while everything around it has been crashing

>>53457671
Wind farms combined with a nuclear base load is probably the best economic combo. Anything else is too expensive or too variable (negative rates for utility companies)

Solar is a total meme

>>53457966

>>53458005

kek did anyone catch this crooked senile retard mumbling about oil companies not screwing their investors yesterday

>>53458023
fuuuuuck you! i know if i don't buy it next open its gonna do that again. even nokia already disappointed with a movement stall

>>53458030
dude google is shilling it hard too. the average american is braindead when it comes to finance. this is the first article that comes up when searching chevron's ticker, someone mentioned them so i googled.

FIRST RESULT: https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/26/business/nightcap-chevron-stock-buyback/index.html

>>53458014
This is now /Seinfeld Market General/

lol

>>53458014
damn this nigga bussin fr

>>53458050
> BUT THEY MADE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WHY IS THE STOCK GOING DOWN?

> futures

Futas are red , is this the BIG ONE ?

>>53458100
No.
We will never go below 400 ever again.

>>53458100
no, it will have the decency to wait for Powell next week.

>>53458100
We are literally coming up at another 2008 style precipice.

I hate women

>>53457756
It's like my parents always told me: "success isn't what you know, it's who you know."

Can anyone tell me which stock will go up by at least 20% today ok thank you

>>53458113
it's literally the 1989 nikkei. the cards are about to fall. 2 weeks

>>53458125
networking is indeed the success cheat code

>share buyback
>at all time highs
jej

>>53458122

>>53458143
Oil companies have money only during their boom cycles. But their low P/E ratios will still make buybacks attractive.

>>53458122
caroline loves you

BOBROS ! I HAVE A GOOD FEELING

>>53458158
She cute

>>53458162
cope

>>53458169
that image was doctored, heres the real one

>>53458209

>>53458209
why do zoomers rely on some literal who to tell them information their broker sends directly to the client?

>>53458228
>>53458228
>>53458228
new
>>53458228
>>53458228
>>53458228
new

>>53458218
>not knowing knowing who walter bloomberg is
embarrassing

>>53458238
the absolute state

>>53458238
dont know, dont care

>>53458238
10/10 troll

>>53455393
I'd post TechAnal/TitsAss like this in a crypto discord, same symbols except the triangles. Fuckin spook.

>>53458143
i was just wondering what the difference in the us market is. shares there seem to be a lot more expensive than in the euro market

>>53455643
Sennosides?
>braaaaaaaaaaaaaphoggin it