/biz/ - Business & Finance

jxn

You did buy the generational bottom, right???

ALL BEARS MUST HANG
>in a bear hammock

>>53449696
Was 356 truly the bottom of SPY?

>>53449666
If you haven't sold yet, take the incessant shilling today as a solid signal. Don't say you weren't warned.

Bobos shook
Imagine thinking this market is gonna stop before next Wednesday lmfao

>>53449666
Why *is* an annuity company doing so well, Satan?

line go down

>>53449719
Lots of people must be needing cash now?

THIS IS A PUMP
>THIS IS A PUMP
THIS IS A PUMP
>THIS IS A PUMP

>>53449719
Vaxx deaths probably.

SKYT

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

SHW starting to look a little more attractive to pick up more shares

>>53449719
Annuities are wicked sick bro

>>53448467
>>53448685
>>53448747
I'm back mission accomplished

>>53449732
Yeah but surely they could just take out a Problem Solver Loan from Western Sky?

Good Lord

>>53449757
let's go

>>53449735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So8np2-Tp_w&t=32s
>BULLS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!
It's bull market time, baby

Inflation going down
jobs being made
GDP going up

Bob*s getting fucked

>>53449752
Except, well, do you know why it plunged?

>>53449718
inb4 Intel and visa afterhours

They don't know. About the forbidden ticker.

The company.

Jackson.

What do you know about Jackson.

Classified.

Only discussed here on /smg/.

The /smg/ stock.

The stock that convinced white men to stop being autistic.

And buying SOXL.

The stock that saved people from SOXL.

Say it. Say it's name.

Say the three letters. Spell it out.

>>53449778
>Literally before 4pm
>drinking alcohol

>Perkins Capital Management files 13f for SKYT
WHAT DO THE BREAKFAST BARRONS KNOW?

Is anyone here degen enough to play on Intel's earnings?

>>53449815
I'm not touching Intel because their products suck ass.

>>53449780
KEEP BULLIN' BULLIN' BULLIN' (WHAAAT)
KEEP BULLIN' BULLIN' BULLIN' (COME ON)

>>53449799
lowered guidance

its a phenomenally strong business with foreseeable future growth, im not worried about second half of 2023 demand

Indian American tech bros are clearly not working hard enough.
I see you logging on at 11AM.
I see you tagging Bangalore office folks in any prod issues with P0 priority beyond 5PM when it's 5AM for them.
Bonafide Indian folks should take endeavor of fixing them.

>>53449810
When I was a kid my family went on vacation and we ate at a place called Shoney's. They had a magnificent breakfast buffet. I've only ate their once in my entire life but I still remember. Your image reminded me of it

>>53449811
freedom

>>53449802
visa will beat. credit debt is at it's highest.

RECESSION CANCELED BEAR KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>53449808
Meds

Take your meds

Stop posting like a retard

Its starting to hit me. Losing 20k in two days. That was 20% of my savings. Its not the first time Ive taken a large loss, but this has been the largest. I made the most gains Ive ever made but dammit I should have just stopped.

I am winning a lot of money.

>>53449862
realized or unrealized?

You mad?

nature is healing

>>53449820
they're one of the two dual players in the silicon market, AMD was shitting the bed 10 years ago, then they turned it around and are now out competing intel, investing in low priced intel as they will be forced to innovate to compete.

Visa will beat but guidance will be terrible

>>53449862
didn't happen to get hooked did you?

>>53449862
im down 20k holding soxs

still not selling lol

i know i know

just not

>>53449820
Based

>>53449861
I hate the antichrist.

Also, I don't believe we won't see SPY under 400 ever again in our lifetime. Maybe ever. What a world.

>>53449893
>Americans have more credit debt than ever
Why is this bad for visa exactly?

>>53449893
Bullish, the market is forward looking. Bullchads look past bad guidance years into the future.

>>53449891
Don't care. Those kikes should have thought of that before releasing a new socket ever 6 months, making processors immediately obsolete.

>>53449833
Housing markets always die a slow death and we're looking at flat worldwide industrial growth this year (at best).

>>53449914
thats cool im gonna scoop it at a lower price though

>>53449913
Slowdown in spending

/smg/ was wrong about MSFT
/smg/ was wrong about TSLA
Will /smg/ be right about INTC?

VOTE
https://strawpoll.com/polls/wAg3AWoxOy8
>https://strawpoll.com/polls/wAg3AWoxOy8
https://strawpoll.com/polls/wAg3AWoxOy8

>>53449881
most of it realized. still holding onto some puts. for the next couple weeks. I feel like a fucking idiot. This is gonna put me in a bad mood for a long time.

>>53449741
To the moon!

>>53449913
Because those deadbeats ain't paying.

BBBY HALTED

>>53449933
>/smg/ was wrong about MSFT
>/smg/ was wrong about TSLA
Wrong

who's next?

>>53449929
It's not going lower, the market doesn't care about bad earnings. The overall economy is in the best state it has ever been and the recession has been avoided, Powell unironically achieved his soft landing. SPY will never be below 400 again and will be above 500 in the next month.

>>53449862
20% is recoverable. 20k is very recoverable. Now make sure to write down what you learned.

>>53449946
MSFT dumped, /smg/'s last choice
TSLA pumped, /smg/'s second choice

Hey guys need some advice

I lost my job early December and have been hunting. Got an offer today from an I.T. MSSP today I had interviewed with and it pays nearly 10k over my previous job which already paid good. Only problem is it's a night shift. However in the last week I also had initial interviews with four other companies that are interested and I'm waiting to hear back from them

Even though a night shift is shit even work from home, since I'm unemployed I'm a bit worried about passing it up to wait on other offers. Anybody have any experience with this sort of thing?

Should I just take it and keep interviewing?

>>53449907
That’s anti semitic

>>53449862
lost 100k in 3 days. You can still make it back slowly. Don't put yourself down over it

>>53449940
I thought Mastercard was the deadbeat card and Visachads are reliable?

Another blindingly green day, I'm happy. :)

>>53449945
Markets are healing

>>53449977
>MSFT dumped, /smg/'s last choice
Everyone said it would crab, which was true

>>53449808
>SOXL
>15.13 USD +5.86 (63.21%) past month
how are those NVDA shorts going champ?

>>53449998
Anyone who carries a credit card balance month to month is a deadbeat.

>>53449862
Cut back your size for awhile

>>53449986
night shifts aren't worth a couple extra bucks, it messes with all aspects of your life. hold out

>>53450023
He's on his 3rd tranche. Digging in for a long term battle.

>>53449977
MSFT pretty much did all three after earnings and now is higher than when it started
but whatever, poll taker just wants /smg/ to be wrong to further the "do the opposite of what /biz/ says" meme
if anything this cements the fact that nearly every position has some traction here

>>53449986
>Should I just take it and keep interviewing
Yes

bulls what's the PT? no way we're back back

>>53450013
Two lies in one sentence, well done. Overnight it lost $8, that's not crabbing.

Wasn't someone shrilling BBBY yesterday

lol
lmao

>>53450042
yeah thats my first thought too. it would really suck if I didn't accept it and the other ones fell through though

>>53450057
>N: 17

>>53450046
>and now
If you allow anyone to put the goalposts wherever they want then anyone can claim anyrthing they want. The question is what happens if you hold/short the stock overnight, so the finish line is open on the next day. What happens before or after is irrelevant. MSFT went down during that period.

>>53450029
Colloquially, sure. But for earnings don't we want to break down "Deadbeats" who don't pay and "Debt slaves" who diligently pay but carry maxed-out balances?

I could see inflation-stressed middle class Visa holders being better slaves than lower class "fuck it" Mastercard types.

>>53450057
>poll says tonight
Anon

>>53449862
Been there anon, had the stomach cramps and everything
Honestly the best advice you can have and it's in every OP https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
If you didn't want to loose 20% you shouldn't of risked it
Your best bet right now it to read up on risk mangment,lose aversion and have an exit an exit stragerty for your postions. Don't worry about ealy exits and lossing fututre gains becuyase it prevents losses like this from happening. The biggest mistake someone can have in the market is get rich quick. Your real goal should be to earn the same as the market relative to your leverage, this is called alpha and you should read up on it. You can do degenerate gamble for fun and I do to on earnings but they make up 0.5% of portfolio each

>>53449986
As a courtesy you may want to explain that you're waiting to hear back from a couple other places and see if they're willing to wait 2 weeks.

Serena says:
>WE GO UP

>>53450082
The rest of /smg/ is ChatGPT bots who don't know yet how to vote.

But this one's only got 6 votes so far so we're gonna need more votes
https://strawpoll.com/polls/wAg3AWoxOy8
https://strawpoll.com/polls/wAg3AWoxOy8
https://strawpoll.com/polls/wAg3AWoxOy8

>>53450058
Their general is a sorry sight to see

>>53450100
why the fuck do i keep seeing this woman on 4chud. who is this bitch

>>53450084
similar to the futures + close chart
people will just use it to confirm whatever they want by looking at futures at different times

>>53450098
thats what I did but I asked for about a week and they understood.

>>53449778
Based, good lookin' pastors. If they serve a nortena try that grilled sometime.

>>53450085
The middle class might be more aware that debt can be gone in 7 years...

>>53450106
crab gang, reporting for duty.

LMAO does someone have a link to the /BBBY/ general the moment that BBBY got rugged earlier today on default news?

>>53450111
See the green candles, bag holders were made there.

>>53450106
I voted.

>>53450097
thanks. ill screen cap this to remind myself. i knew i was gonna blow up if i kept going.

>>53449900
dam im down like 500 on soxs and im down bad lmfao you're not making that back lil bro

Bulls bragging about (((them))) literally suppressing the dollar. Go look at the DXY 4 hour chart. Wicks like the fucking BOJ bond plunge protection team

Core PCE tomorrow, AAPL earnings, and if you really survive all that Jerome speaks next week

Enjoy the gloating, your account is still -25%

I went long on intc with a x10 leverage

>>53449906
>tfw you were there when the same was said about SPY 300

Bulls always win.

WHY IS MARKET GOING UP?

>>53449922
their total sales consistently grow, their total number of shares consistently reduce (who knows with the new tax implications on buybacks)

again, my focus is long term and their dividend growth is pretty stellar

>>53450174
To go down harder.

>>53450170
Screencap

spy 400p 1/27
>easy

>>53450175
Time is bullish.

>>53449986
I don't know jack shit about I.T. MSSP but most of the night shifts I worked your their for liability reasons and not actual work. You might have alot of free time you can put to furthering your education. Honeslty just take it and keep interviewing

>>53450122
Maybe send "thanks for the initial interview - what are next steps, do you think I'll advance, and by the way I have another job offer as well as some other places I'm interviewing at" feelers to the other places. They might squeeze you in sooner if they realize they've got competition.

It's a tight labor market and it sounds like you're in demand so they ought to understand. Any place that acts like a jilted woman is a place you'd want to avoid, night shift or no.

SAVA has eaten big time shit in the last 5 days

>>53450195
MSSP's are managed security service provider. Its faily common in the industry to pay a company to be a 2nd set of eyes to watch your environment for alerts 24/7. like you said for liability reasons a lot of times. I'm honestly not sure what volume of work I would even have at those hours since all the companies are US based and its off normal work hours

>>53450114
She's Selena the goblina, and she's insufferable

NASCOCK IS UNSTOPPABLE

>>53450114
She's the queen of /smg/

>>53449216
Personally, I wasn't aware Italy was still considered an economy.

>>53450164
ill break even on our next leg down dw

Are you guys LONG OR SHORT on INTC?

>>53450239
>>53450253
>All this alcohol and fatty food
Quite the investment opportunity.

>>53450253
Her friend is hotter

>>53450253
>>53450239
This woman is probably shitty to marry / date and does not work

marry an ugly woman (who is still skinny / fit) who has a degree in math, CS, data science / statistics, etc.

marry a Quant woman not a dumb bitch with no job prospects

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53450262
We're bearish, maybe this time we'll be right?

>>53450262
i voted crab

>>53450224
I learned french and read up on the markets with the free time on my shifts. Since your working at home you might be able to other work on the side during your downtime for more income.

>>53450283
> marry an ugly woman (who is still skinny / fit) who has a degree in math, CS, data science / statistics, etc.
that's a man

Beer market is over.

Is AMZN going to break 100?
...think i'm getting hot

>>53450283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxUY-99TPRY

>>53450294
did she die?

>>53450304
my life has gotten a lot better since i started dating a STEMautist with a vagina

how in the hell is TSLA still half a trillion dollars?

>>53449933
>INTC
I hold some of this shitstock so it's going to dump

>>53450283
>and does not work
If I make it that would be ideal, women shouldn't have careers

Why isn't bitcoin going up with the market?

In sha2 Allah this time we're right

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>53450277
It's her sister

>>53450338
Who gives a shit about Bitcoin?

>>53450341
Got heemed some more, thankfully I'm playing with pocket change.

>>53450341
Havent logged in but sure its looking good.

>>53450338
Idk ask the virgin club lmfao

>>53450323
Well congrats then. You caught an unicorn. When I was studying CS decade ago there were 10 women vs 300 sausages.

>>53450340
every time
fucking jew company

>>53450253
Imagine how fucking retarded these people look in public filming themselves acting like fucking idiots
>>53450283
She's a rich bitch. Dad's probably an executive at some company. You can te because families don't take vacations like this together unless nobody is working because mommy and daddy have money. If she doesn't have an only fans, she will very shortly, where she'll probably make millions a year. Literally life on easy mode. The communists at the universities need to be targeting people like this rather than white blue collar workers.

>>53450341
still bearish

>>53450338
FTX showed that the whole ecurrency system is jenga even after government trying to police the exchanges

Lmaooo

>INTC -8% so far
lmao

>>53450341
+0.7

Sold META on break even, fuck Zuckerjew and fuck muh (((technology))), I hope the company goes bankrupt

>>53450283
All women are vapid whorea, so it's important they're at least pretty and amusing

>INTC
more like int-hell

>>53450341
Mogged

I went long on INTC and i lost all my money

>>53450376
Is it going to pull a reverse MSFT?

WE'RE BACK, BULLBROS.

>>53450341
I looked up my total loss for the day.
-$17,043.64 -25.23%

>>53450340
>tfw you voted dump
Fuckin knew it
3/3 this week, lads

>>53450376
I would do exercise for ability to buy Intcel below $20 this year

did the bepis leak?

>>53450341
>SKYT
$11 at close and it's at $11.53 after hours.

>>53450341
+.32%, up about 9% YTD.

I’m getting married in two weeks. My gf and I are having a cheap wedding but damn I feel bad putting her through this. She wants to still cling onto cute things like wedding invitations or flowers but it’s TWO WEEKS AWAY

>>53450341
+0.70%, and my portfolio is boring so that's a pretty good day

>>53450375
>>53450376
>>53450389
>>53450392
>>53450394
ez 32pps by open it's time to clown

>>53450345
Even worse for her

Hopefully intel crashed the market tomorrow.

Intel missed by like 50%. AMD is going to crush the market next week.

>>53450341
>(0.01%)
you could say I'm something of an investment oracle

intel chads what happened.

>*INTEL 4Q ADJ EPS 10C, EST. 19C
>*INTEL SEES 1Q ADJ REV $10.5B TO $11.5B, EST. $13.96B
Wew lads

>>53450386
>That one friend that bought META last february after the big dip but won't ever talk about it
It's essetnially a VR stock now

If I sell my ethereum and bitfarms shares, I can buy 857 JEPI shares. Do I do it? Or what the fuck else does $50k buy?

>>53450419
I talked my wife out of a real wedding....also covid helped. Big weddings are retarded.

>>53450436
Intel .10 analysts .20
Huge miss

>>53450436
lol lmao even

>>53450419
Anon, weddings are for the wife, not the husband.

t. photographer

>>53450386
Based
>>53450427
-0.5% is a crash these days

>>53450428
>Intel missed by like 50%. AMD is going to crush the market next week.

Priced in

>SOXL -1.38% in AH
OH NONONONONONONO

>>53450419
I got married at the courthouse, but luckily my wife also thinks big expensive weddings are retarded just like I do.

>$INTC Q4 Earnings
>Revenue: $14.0B v $14.5B Expected
>EPS: $0.10 v $0.20 Expected
>Guidance Q1 -$0.15 v $0.26e
>Adj Rev $10.5-11.5B v $14.0Be

lol intel pajeet boomer company bankruptcy candidate

>>53450462
you stupid mother fuckers that better be -10% by ah close what a joke

>>53450445
Weddings are a waste of money. Go to the courthouse and the money you saved by doing so should be spent on your honeymoon. That's the real memorable experience.

check Visa

>>53450436
MY MONEY EVAPORATED HELP. NOT EVEN THE GUIDANCE IS GOOD.

>>53450469
>Oh no they only made 14 BILLION dollars this QUARTER better literally sell everything!
What absolute nonsense

>everything does FUCKING NOTHING all day
>market closes and then they dump

>>53450436
It's another shoah.

how is intel so bad at not sucking?

>>53450436
Please don't these kinds of images I'm trying to concentrate on other shit here

>>53450341
>XLB: 0.46%
>XLC: 1.54%
>XLE: 3.14%
>XLF: 0.47%
>XLI: 0.58%
>XLK: 1.57%
>XLP: -0.34%
>XLRE: 1.1%
>XLU: 0.35%
>XLV: 0.19%
>XLY: 2.03%

>Me: 6.87%
>YTD: 16.10%

Almost beating UPRO year-to-date. I'm happy.

>>53450428
>AMD is going to crush the market next week
Isn't it overall market weakness that's screwing over all the semis?

>>53450454
>>53450468
>>53450445
I’d give her a big wedding if I could because I love her and think she deserves it but… I met her when I was already married and she didn’t know it. I finally got a chance to leave my horrible first marriage and marry her, but my family wouldn’t come and most of hers live outside the country. Anyways that’s my blog. I’m marrying my 20 yo mistress and no one can stop me

>>53450493
>everything does FUCKING NOTHING all day
What market were you watching lol?

>>53450504
Well it's overall market weakness and also supply chain is still fucked from China locking down over and over again because of a cold.

>>53450503
Thanks for not tripfagging, kornheiser bro

Alright can we be done with the fake and gay pumping now, reality called and the economical situlation in reality is fact dog shit.

>>53450507
I'm happy for you, anon.

>>53450413
>after hours
lol. Hope that wasn't one of you lighting 50 cents on fire into that bid/ask spread.

>>53450504
Korean ones like UMC and HIMX are having the best time of their life so far

Is the market an S/M machine? Do you all get sexually aroused watching your portfolio lose money?

Thanks for the cheapies.

>>53450507
baggot?

>>53450482
Based butter enthusiast

>THE LINE IS BROKEN
I REPEAT THE MEME LINE IS BROKEN
>THE LINE IS BROKEN
I REPEAT THE MEME LINE IS BROKEN
>THE LINE IS BROKEN
I REPEAT THE MEME LINE IS BROKEN
>THE LINE IS BROKEN
I REPEAT THE MEME LINE IS BROKEN
>THE LINE IS BROKEN
I REPEAT THE MEME LINE IS BROKEN

>>53450341
>broker went "down for maintance" an hour before close so I can't check
Why the fuck isn't there a portfolio app the properly tracks options

>>53450507
Well, just saying the ceremony and traditional cutesy stuff is for the women. Men just care about signing the Faustian document. Buena suerte anon.

>>53450479
yea luckily my fiancé and I are on the same page. He already went through the big fancy wedding shit for his Catholic ex-wife, then he had to go through the big expensive divorce. Would be really hard if one person was insistent on a very large wedding, but then again good couples are usually on the same page anyway

>>53450501
What are you trying to concentrate onto, anon? I can't think of anything more important than what we're disucssing in this fine thread right now, especially with such fine contributors.

>>53450550
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SELL SELL SELL

>>53450530
No, the efficient market hypothesis means that when everyone knows the economy is dogshit and CEOs are telling everyone there's a recession on the way amid all their earnings misses, then the market should be incapable of making a single red daily candle ever again unless the chairman of the federal reserve accidentally walks past a news camera at the park one day.

>>53450550
If it goes below 25 a share im buying 10k worth ez long term gains

>>53450557

>>53450528
The way I see it, I just want to hold myself accountable for good or bad plays and provide the service of showing everyone how different sectors are doing. Don't need to tripfag for that.

LRS chads, I’m back in the upro

>>53450559
Oh it's fucking on chaps.

>>53450557
how is this useful? Generational bottom was months ago. Looks like a useless tool really.

>>53450507
Nice. Spend the money on a fun honeymoon instead.

>>53450530
Shh dont tell the exit liquidity

>>53450557
the meme line goes to 4100 chud

>>53450490
If someone sold you a box with $10 in it, but when you opened it was only $1, wouldn't you ask for some of your money back?

AMD and NVDA both down 2% too. Get out while you can little rats, that sector is overvalued as shit. Expecting another -15% from NVDAs earnings

I can't fucking believe I bought INTC back when some alphajews were shilling it:
"Well, $30 is a really cheap price for this stock!"

thanks god I own a shitload of TSM

My stocks are going to keep going up!
I'm sorry!!
But that's just the direction they're going!

>0.10 vs 0.20 expected
stick with broadcom or TSMC, seems like
>intel
posters were right

>>53450600
>16 P/E ratio in the sector
>overvalued as shit
lmfao

lol INTC what trash
Time to start firing pajeets asap

>>53450507
Kek are you catholic? Why would they give a shit.

>>53450591
because now that line is support now instead of resistance, also we may be in the third act of the bear market now plan accordingly. go long now ride the momentum, reflect on your sins.
>>53450597
not if you draw wick to wick

>>53450584
BOBU NOOOO

>>53450554
Butter is a way of life in some parts of the US.

>>53450616
Based, fuck bobos. Buying more Intel right now, buying AMD and Nvidia calls too.

>>53450613
I meant $50
can't even spell correctly

>>53450572
>fiance
>he

>SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT 300SHARES OF JXN AT 43.48 AH
SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT 300K SHARES OF JXN AT 43.48 AH

ALERT ALERT
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE HEDGEFUND

>>53450645
fuck this shit is gross

Should have sold my soxl calls before close, that'll cost me tomorrow

>>53450639
Yes I am. And because they liked my old wife

>>53450600
SOXL fags btfo

>>53450660
>WOMEN could be here, he thought.

>>53450645
Imagine the greasy butter braps she unleashed later that night.

MSFT bros how we feeling this evening?

>>53450669
Someone sold 300k shares.

>>53450675
>will never have an anime office cutie as a wife
Why even live

>>53450683

I may unironically fomo into INTC tomorrow

>>53450692
Pretty... pretty good...

>>53450643
So price can go up (if it's resistance) or down (if it's 3rd act of bear market). Thank you, I never looked at stock market from that perspective before.

>>53450704
is it really called FOMO if you're buying a dip? I thought FOMO only applied when people go chasing green.

>>53450503
Nice
What's in your 'follo?

>>53450704
You should, it was already very undervalued before this dump. The bobo euphoria is reaching delusional levels honestly.

>INTC tanks
>AMD tanks
>NVDA tanks

Guess who's not tanking?
SKYT

>>53450643
Textbook false breakout. Spy's already tanking ah.

>>53450678
Idek your ex or your wife but young pussy is better so I'm gonna assume you made the right choice. Destroy her body with beautiful kids anon

>>53450613
As long as they aren't annoucing Intel 4 process node is delayed, it should be fine for a long term hold and they just said back in December it is on track. The stock is going to eat shit for quite a while. But fuck me, all my earning plays have been wrong so far. I feel like jumping off a cliff.

>>53450683
If /smg/ unironically has a woman posting here then the markets are officially at the top and we will be facing the most brutal bear market in market history.

>order mcdick's on the app for curbside
>airplane mode when you pull in
>order cancels and refunds because it thinks you didn't show up
>go inside and act like a dumb boomer, show them your email receipt and say you couldn't figure out how to check in
profit?

>>53450719
You're right but I have fear of missing out on a good dip

Be honest.
You fell for the INTC shills didn't you?

>>53450660
It's shocking isn't it? Do you think you'll still be able to browse comfortably knowing there could be a female reading your posts?

>>53450507
congrats anon. Blessings to you both

>>53450557
>he didn't BULLIEVE

What a shitty day. Im fucking done, seriously. Im dont trading after this.

>>53450746
>If /smg/ unironically has a woman posting here
My wife just lurks so you're safe

>>53450732
idk unless we close under 3980 tomorrow nobody can stop mumu dildos except jerome feb 1st

>$SMG earnings report on same day as FOMC

>>53450753
That's a healthier fear than people who chase green. Couldn't tell you the number of TSLA bulls who buy every rip and sell every dip. God speed, anon.

HE BOBO
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER

>>53450748
Sounds like a lot of work to get some shit food

>>53450778
>SMG
>earnings

>>53450762
Gotta feel bad for the tech trannies. Arguing which semiconductor is the best while they're all about to circle the drain these next 6 months.

thank you based Visa

>>53450767
> Do you think you'll still be able to browse comfortably knowing there could be a female reading your posts?
Comfortably? No. Did you fiance direct you to this place? If so, I'd like to have a word with him.

Are the markets pricing in a 25 or 50 basis point hike? It feels like 25

>>53450732
>tanking ah
>down 0.1%

>A girl is reading about me losing all my money on stupid shit
Oh god Im so embarrassed

i wasn't here for the ding dings, but in case you were wondering, pretty good

>>53450746
I'm honestly a little skeptical that women are even real. Sometimes I wonder if every 'woman' on the world is really just a tranny, and that my family, my friends, my coworkers, the media, the government, the academy, the pharmaceutical industry, the military industrial complex, and basically the entire society are engaged in a vast conspiracy to trick me into doing something gay

>>53450816
For the sake of the argument I'm just going to assume the alleged female poster is just a gay man. That would just be another one to add to the pile here.

>>53450807
Pricing in the pivot after the 2 25 bp hikes.

w-what do girls think about my BABA short??

>>53450732
>Textbook false breakout. Spy's already tanking ah
For real. Today was the stupidest low volume walk up I've ever seen. I don't know how a bull trap can be better illustrated. It's not like Intel shitting the bed was some radical point of view. It was obvious. And next week is a gauntlet. The market is dead for a couple weeks at least.

>>53450721
Like 80% NRGU and GUSH, which I should probably sell. And 10% JNUG, which I should probably sell. And 10% NVO, which I should probably sell after earnings in 2 weeks.

>>53450833
Too short :3

>>53450807
the CME FedWatch Tool says traders are saying there's a 98% chance of a 25 bp.

if there actually girls here i might have to start posting my benis

Give it to me straight retards
slurp that INTC?

>>53450807
I think it's almsot 100% chance it's 25, I don't think even the constant 75 hikes were that high
Tells me the market is retarded

>>53450816
Real talk sucking a clit is like sucking a tiny penis.

>>53450833
as a boy who is also short BABA, I think it's really hot and based assuming you're short $120.

>>53450861
Who is this?

Bed Bath and Beyond holders finally found out what the Beyond was. I really hope those generals are finally going to be gone.

>>53450778
>>53450793
I remember warning people last year: SMG isn't a fertilizer play. It's a consumer discretionary fertilizer play!

>>53450850
As long as it's more impressive than Rocker's

>>53450858
Yes, which also means you're unironically gay by doing so.

Market has 50bps priced in

Ohnonono INTC, how many of you faggots hold this?

>>53450879
Pretty sure the Romans considered cunnilingus the gayest thing you can do.4rmny

>>53450814
gj

>>53450856
I'd rather buy chip manufacturers which are not a complete failure

>>53450748
I've often wondered if people just walk into Starbuck's and grab someone's mobile order off the counter and leave. The employees don't pay attention to who's taking what and they're so busy they don't have time to anyhow.

>>53450867
118. My timeframe is only a couple weeks which is stupid so Im hoping a rejection off the top of the bollingerband happens next week.

>>53450857
>>53450848
The market is 100% pricing in something positive so I think they are coping that its .25 when its really fucking obvious its .50

Because lets say we only do 25 and then core inflation rises again, thats the path towards stagflation

>>53450842
chad picks
16% on the year is better good my man

Where’s that little fag that said
SKYT was a scam and then shilled fucken INTC

>>53450856
Yeah sure, hop aboard the titanic. But i'd recommend waiting until the blood bath is over when they cut the dividend.

>>53450903
it's like this at a lot of retail places now too. we bought a tablet at kohl's over the holidays and they literally just leave the pickup orders in brown paper bags by the door.

>>53450906
I'm not a long term bear either. I just see that it's:
1) overbought
2) looks like a triple top
3) china hype is overstated

Well, guess I get to buy more INTC cheaper this month, and the weekly covered calls I wrote aren't going to be called in.
Also fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

>>53450926
we like to have fun around here

>>53450903
>>53450933
It's a variant of the shopping cart test: can your society be trusted with unverified mobile orders?

>>53450936
and cramer shilled it this morning.

>>53450926
>CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
SKYT and INTC are both shit. INTC at least has a reason to continue, though.
t. not the guy you're talking about

>>53450444
Hello? Advice, faggots

>>53450861 #

the only answer we have to snibs
what shall we call it

>>53450915
>I think they are coping that its .25 when its really fucking obvious its .50
They wouldn't do my boy Nicky T dirty like that. Now a *third* 25 bps hike in May? That might be in the cards.

>>53450841
>volume
This whole week was sisyphus pushing a crab up a hill. If the institutions wanted to cross the line, they would've done it Monday. Instead they're watching this crabshow while sitting on giant mountains of cash and rubbing their hands jewishly.

>>53450915
You bobos don't get it do you? No matter what happens we are pumping, we are hitting S&P 5000 by March regardless of what data or rate hikes occur. We (bullchads) literally don't give a fuck about earnings or supposed bad data, we will continue to buy every dip. Bobos lost.

>>53450967
>5000 by March

>>53450955
$50k buys you pretty much anything in the market without screwing you on liquidity so that's irrelevant.

I'd start by asking what company or industry or sector or asset class do you know best?

>>53450957
aids-y

>>53450982
fuck you this shit's in my cache now

god I want to buy intel sub $25

Hasbrobros...

>>53451025
good i hope they fucking rot
they ruined star wars figures with that blacked series shit

>>53451030
>>53451030
>>53451030
new
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>>53451030
>>53451030
new

>>53451025
>nu-mtg trannies getting fucked
Based

>>53451025
parents arent buying their kids toys, nerds arent buying yu-gi-oh cards. if we're not in a recession what are they spending money on instead?

>>53451047
eggs

>>53450995
She's old and fat now it's fine

>>53450557
>generational bottom last year
>stocks are going up

Nobody could have predicted this!

>>53450955
I prefer QQQX, as it exposes you to the NASDAQ 100

Which is a better semiconductor play? SKYT or INTC? SKYT is smaller cap and has room to grow and INTC is fairly cheap.