/biz/ - Business & Finance

Wait a second, is *everyone* here running a hedge fund?

WHOA BLACK BETTY

BOIL?

>>53448431
always has been

Macedonians were the hill billys of the Greeks?
>Alexander is credited for the construction of the Caspian Gates (Alexander’s Gates). It’s location is debated to this date. The legend has it that the gates were built to keep out “unclean hordes”.
>An obscure account of Friar Carmine’s journey to Mongolia in the 1240s is unique in alleging that these Caspian Mountains in Mongolia is “where Jews called Gog and Magog by their fellow countrymen are said to have been shut in by Alexander”.
Damn, you're right.

>>53448439
^SPX to 3935.80 in 2 hours.

NVDA new ATH by March

>>53448449
Macedonias were seen as Barbarians by the Greeks, not Greeks

>SOXX
>INTC earnings today

woke up at 4:30 this morning to my wife stroking my cock. tried to smash and she didnt want to. why are women like this?

going to the little taco truck by my house, do i get torta or burrito? pastor or barbacoa?

I had 100k...now Im back down to 80k and falling.

Almost went to the casino but I checked myself and decided I'll deposit more into the portfolio since it would have been money that was lost had I gone.

The gigaportfolio has hit £300.

>>53448438
Anything above $2.50 is to high for /NG

>>53448446

>>53448419
HE BAKED (FOR FREE) DURING 8% INFLATION WITH A NEGATIVE BALANCE

Starting to slurp natgas

>>53448431

>No earnings for you!

>>53448478
someone in this very thread bullishly leveraged up on brappy gas at the top
probably more than one
imagine the losses

>>53448419
>https://brokerchooser.com/
Anyone have experience with Saxo Bank recommended there?

>>53448490
>Im slurping BOIL!
>spends the next 3 weeks complaining about it being oversold as it falls another 15% every single day

Many such cases

My hedge fund is getting btfo by this short squeeze in Silvergate and my longs getting fucked.

FUCK SILVERGATE

>>53448419
vix is way down premiums crushed, .60-.40 delta is the sweet spot still.

>holding SQQQ since friday

>>53448431
You do know that Michael Burry posts here, do ya?
>>53448494
>Elaine shuts down the best soup spot in NYC because she got mad that he called out her cunt behavior.
Good morning from Kazakhstan

Coal bro here. Remember that little shit company AREC I shilled all the time and dumped 30k over 2 years into?
Pieces are finally falling into place and they signed their first defense contract today.

METC
CEIX
SXC
HNRG

>many stocks already up 30-100% YTD
>bears still think we are going to crash

Listen, 2022 was one of the longest and most severe bear markets in all of history; thinking 2023 will also be negative is foolish and not supported by anything other than emotions.

>>53448509
le epic squeeze bro
>my fund is hiring

The market is fighting the Fed. I wouldn't be surprised if Powell comes out with a halfpoint increase to let the market know they're serious. They need wealth to go down.

>>53448509
>SI -2.5%
>short squeeze
uuuh anon, I..

>>53448524
>Good morning from Kazakhstan
Please tell your friends to open their smartphones and pump my Kaspi bags. Thank you.

Anon is right, Vix is rarely this low these days.

Buy spy puts?

>>53448494
What did you mean by this?

My suggestions for stock are:
SKYT
JXN
ARCC

Ignore these at your own risk

>>53448530
>Bulls: fully prepped

>>53448555
checked and ignoring
thanks for the tip on what to ignore

/lean hog bros be eating good tonight

brap gas making a big stinky in the CME pits

>>53448490

>>53448477
Not bad
Any particular reason you like meta?

>>53448544
i've got 370p's for june i'm bagholding but made them free last friday. hard not to buy more, but i'm waiting til feb1st to reposition full long, jpow will bless or bust this run

>>53448431
Yes, we thought that was implied. The question is how did you get here and what are you doing here?

>>53448555
>JXN
THE FORBIDDEN TICKER

>>53448570
well well well
lumber making quite the series of gains
very bullish, much erection

>>53448532
Short squeezes were a thing long before reddit and le meme stocks

>>53448431
Some of us are just lowly financial advisors who sell people on anons fund

>>53448566
Since your obsessed with hating obvious plays, what do you own besides INTC (kek)

>>53448594
no shit, it's just not happening to si right now

Imagine doing options, just hold on to boomer mutual funds and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Had sex with a new girl Im seeing last night and came in like 3 pumps. I havent had sex in a year before that and didnt jerk off for 3 days before hand

>>53448555
JXN CHADS RISE UP
>tfw sextupled up when it dropped to the 20s

so nvidia is now worth 3x it was in 2018 im sure they are making 3x the money now right anon?

>>53448603
incorrect, if you don't have a lot of income inflation will eat your returns.

>>53448612
Based

>>53448603
Nigger the system is built around leverage, get a grip

>>53448617
no but muh AI r-right bros?

>>53448613
Remind me next time it's 20 so I can add more.

MY BABA PUTS ARE GETTING HEEMED IM LOSING EVERYTHING

digits and I fomo into MLGO

>>53448600
look here sonny, i'm an expert at identifying cringe
and you are on quite the cringe tear
i'm not even going to look at your list of tickers because i know whatever they are is not going to make me money
think about not posting for the rest of the day
happy new year

>>53448632
internet dollaridoos from nvda gpus too

Start loading up on SOXS calls. Don't ask me what I know, just know that you can thank me later. This is my 1pbtid warning for this thread. You. Will. Learn.

>>53448637
We told you not to get involved in that

>phone runs out of battery
>charge it back up
>reboots from being turned off (i never turn it off)
>phone is now noticiably slower

what the fuck happened. fucking hell. i know its my fault but wtf. bearish on semis

>>53448635
>remind me next time it’s at a .15 pe
Uh

>>53448648

>>53448612
Based anon enjoying himself

Just warning you guys, next week The market is getting reamed. Powell needs wealth to come down. Unemployment needs to be high and job creation needs to be dead in the water. None of these things are happening so he's going to still be aggressive. Everyone expecting that quarter point increase is going to get bent over. It's going to be half a point, he's going to come out there acting like the market grim reaper. Maybe they just want stocks lower so they can get rid of more of their portfolio to predetermined buyers. Whatever the reason is, Powell is not going to be letting up on this. He's probably even going to sound pissed since the market isn't taking him seriously. He'll be in punishment mode.

>>53448637
me too bud, me too :(

>>53448627
>>53448620
I'll have you know I have only lost 31% in the span of two years all the while I have only been living off of it since.

Mean while you have poor sods like >>53448637
who have lost way more than me in a much shorter time frame.

Msft please for the love of Faucci break 245

>>53448648
hey retard ive been losing a lot of money here when is the reversal gonna come

>>53448666
sounds like you had high income

>>53448467
Two pastor on flour with cilantro & onions. Ask 'em to grill the tortillas if they can.

>>53448646
Anon you own INTC

>>53448662
Not to mention Amazon and Google have their earnings on February 2nd as well. Get the fuck out before next week. Even after hours today we have Intel earnings.

>>53448662
I'm stacking a bit of SQQQ next week just incase, everyone is bullish and I don't trust it frankly

>>53448601
Now you’re being absurd

If i stopped jerking off and smoking weed, what am i supposed to do all day..?

Yes im looking for a job..

>>53448612
That's honestly what you hope for. The difference between being young or old is when you're young you hope you can last long enough, when you get old you just hope you'll be able to cum at all.

>>53448612
>I havent had sex in a year
Haha, look at this guy

>>53448653
When it gets back there the P/E won't be 0.15, but you get the idea.

>>53448685
aight i'll be back with the results, you be on through powerhour?

>>53448648
Time to go all in on SOXL calls

>>53448683
Explain this webm

>>53448530
>bear markets last only 1 year

>>53448706
45 delta and 11months out, that 30c is a hell of a deal anon

>>53448714
Nerve gas
The silent killer

>>53448646
These types of posters always come out of the woodwork the moment we see an extended bear market rally.
It's a pretty reliable top signal. Similarly, perma-bobos and their put shilling at the bottoms.

>>53448683
Immediately knew it was china when I saw that nobody was bother or even lifted a finger when a man is being potentially murdered right in front of them. The fact the guy getting strangled appears to just not give a shit and has accepted death is also a sure sign it's a chink.

>>53448687
there you go trying to shill your pajeet tickers again
no thank you sir
don't forget to renew your H1B

>>53448714
>excellent work agent 47

>>53448705
Yessir

>>53448718
>>53448559
we have not even dropped near October lows, I was bearish, but it is more or less over

Any good websites, articles, YouTube vids, etc. that'll help me into sector rotation?

>>53448749

>>53448747

>>53448617
>so nvidia is now worth 3x it was in 2018
not after you adjust for inflation, it isn't

>>53448663
next week we will be vindicated.

>>53448462
Some stinky Turkish propaganda right there.

>INTC expected to see 20% loss in revenue
So what happens if they "beat" expectations and have -10% growth
Not touching this shit

>>53448766
w-what is going on here exactly?

>>53448570
Copper continues the long march, thanks /cumg/ for shilling that last year

>>53448771
>Knew pajeet from high school who ended up working for Intel.
>Got shit grades. Only got hired because he had poo connections.
>Got fired last year because they realized he did less work than a woman.
>Check where he is now.
>"Contract Advisor for Chevron"
Oil buyers...

>>53448465
She wants you to rape her, she's probably off to find some black guy since you cucked out so easy.

>>53448790
Watches are the biggest meme and a complete waste of money and I won't be told otherwise.

>>53448772
lil bro gettin sturdy

>>53448759

>>53448771
I hate INTC so god damn much and the worst is I'm bagholding this 5-year-roadmap-dogshit and telling myself after muh Chyna vs Taiwan it will pump.
beclowned myself

>>53448603
Just sell SPY puts. It’s literally risk free money.

Really getting tempted to throw my entire remaining net worth of 3k into BBBY calls because I'm out of fucking ideas

>>53448778
I got shaken out of copper and steel because of china (lock downs and other FUD). Am I priced out of copper and steel?

>>53448790
It's ok. No one here holds CVX. We're busy buying high quality producers like REI.

>>53448798
Just get a Seiko.

Bobo is weak, poor and mentally ill.

>>53448817
I have a phone, I don't need a watch because I already have one in my pocket that also makes phone calls.

>>53448419
Is it me or the market bottomed in October? Feels like april and may 2020 when we were going through those walls of worry

DUDES LOOK AT THE BUZZFEED STOCK

>>53448738
This is what blows my mind. Nobody gives a fuck, not even the man himself.

>>53448811
I would certainly look for a pullback, prices for copper related equities seem a little high when the Chinese path forward is still ambiguous. Dunno about steel. I'd ask /cmmg/ on that one.

C'mon $11!!!

>>53448837
We are going to have another june 2022 moment. Possibly another 2008 moment

>>53448832
>He fell for the phone meme

>>53448761
I'm unclear why anybody feels comfortable holding when we have next week ahead of us. There are so many obvious horrible things about to happen, who the fuck in their right mind is buying right now?

>>53448844
>It's real and up 160%
Kek how did I miss them going public

OIL? OIL.

I didn't care for stocks after Thanksgiving until second week of the year. I never thought this would shoot up so quickly. I could have made a lot of money by avoiding the dump in December and going up in January

>>53448419
Ummm NatGas bros??

SKYT at $11, as predicted.
SKYTers, where you at?

>>53448872
Almost.

>>53448862
Algos are pushing the price up to trap buyers once again.Just look at the dead volume and slowing momentum.

>>53448844
Such a shitty company relying solely upon clickbait that having a computer generating articles and the cattle clicking on them becomes a good business model

>>53448570
Rooting for oatsbro

>>53448809
>I'm out of fucking ideas
nigger what? how can you be out of ideas on earnings week
if you can't find anything for this week then wait for Tuesday AMD earnings, the next day on Feb 1 is FOMC and literally one (1) day after are AAPL and AMZN earnings on Thursday
next week will be massive

>>53448883
Yeah you're probably right. This volume is pretty petty.

>>53448431
ROLL FOR YOU'RE FUND NAME

>>53448570
NOBODY NEEDS NAT GAS ANYMORE?? IN THE WINTER?? WHAT TH FUCKK

>>53448883
When algos gonna pull the rug? That is the question

>>53448860
I used a flip phone for way longer than a man my age should have. I remember when I went to my friends wedding a few years ago. I met you with and old fling from years passed and we were most definitely going to hook up and then she saw my phone and ghosted me lmao. Which reminds me, does anyone have the pic of that thot getting angry that the guy she's talking to us using an android instead of an iphone? Cracks me up every time.

>>53448887
They aren't buying Buzzfeed, people are looking for an AI play, literally anything.

>>53448891
>Alaska Airlines
>The only airline to not have sheboons chimpout at the kiosk or in the aisle of the plane

>>53448891
Next week is potentially the worst week we faced in a year. Like everything is lined up to be absolute shit. I have no idea why there are so many people in this thread that seem completely oblivious to the bullets flying their way. But I guess that's how the market works. That's why money is to be made. Fucking retards give it away.

>>53448714
>>53448738
Still gets me after all these years. How do I long China eventually getting their own OSHA?

How goes the market today frens

I can't stop laughing at the faggots that said tech was dead. Yeah, Intel might dump in a few hours. Who cares.
See you at NDX-100 20K.

>>53448919
>People with French
?????????????????

>>53448925
Does INTC even count at tech?
Its innovating its own ability to generate debt.

>>53448931
Don't worry about it. I'm sure they know what they're doing.

>>53448872
$11!!!

>>53448919
MUAAAH, THE FRENCH

>>53448862
Safe and effective
>Inflation has stopped
>Change definition of recession
Change definition of Vaccine
>distort and change inputs for Major economic data
>distort and change inputs for Vaccine & COVID Deaths
>Change Economic data quietly days after releasing it
Change Vaccine efficacy and schedule quietly as data cannot be censored.

Surly these are not the same people in charge of both...

>>53448925
Intel will shit the bed. And then on Tuesday AMD we'll shit the bed. Then Powell walks out on Wednesday and rugs the entire market. Then the next day Google and Amazon let everyone know that they're practically going out of business if this continues much longer. It's not until February 12th when we get CPI data that will look good that the market will recover. We are about to collapse back down.

>>53448919
>the french

kwab

>>53448897
Winter has been cancelled

>>53448919
top kek

>>53448959
The Fed isn't looking at inflation numbers. It's looking at job creation numbers. Inflation is relative to only one year. And one year ago inflation was spiking up. The Fed isn't retarded. They need wealth to be pulled out of the market. That is what they are attempting to do. They need the market to literally be absolute shit. And they will not stop until it is. Just because Powell isn't coming out and saying that directly, doesn't mean it is an obvious.

>>53448919
People Experiencing Frenchness

>>53448925
>NDX-100 20K
I dunno might take five years or more

>>53448904
prob spy 4100-4200. For all we know, Disinflation is taking place and the scary trend line is broken.

>>53448449


>>53448465
She doesn't want to be seen as a whore but wants to be fucked like a whore, should have either bent her over and fucked her right there or just played dead and let her sleeprape you.

>>53448951
My sister spergs about AP formatting and I'm going to show her this.

>>53448919
I call them surrender monkeys

>>53448919
>the French
Always and forever will be the supreme cucks of the world.

>>53448989
>Disinflation
Serious question: what is disflation vs deflation?

THREAD ANNOUNCEMENT:

ANYONE REFERRING TO FRENCH "PEOPLE" AS (THE FRENCH) WILL BE FANCING VERY STREN CONSEQUNCES.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

>>53449012
Disinflation: 0.1% MoM CPI
Deflation: -0.1% MoM CPI

>>53448848
Thanks, I hope green copper makes for a green portfolio for us all

they just want my money, ive figured it out, theyre out to get my money and they always have been. they lulled me into complacency and made me vulnerable to their strikes against my positions. i underestimated their ravenous desire for my green, my fruits of my blood and sweat. the bastards, how was i so blind. i wont be so easy a target next time. next time ill have defenses in place, ill fortify my positions Ill take THEIR money how would they like that. the bastards.

>>53449027
Call them Quebecois.

>>53449012
Inflation: be happy a small fri costs $10 and you have $10 to spend.
Deflation: small fri costs a $1. Don't have enough money to afford a dollar fri and you are sad now

>>53448919
>C'est vrai
Mon dieu https://twitter.com/APStylebook/status/1618658301750689792

>>53449003
Not when Belgium exists.

>>53449043
So is flation 0.0?

Someone show the money supply and how they shut off all the printers! I am slaving to hard and cant.

Why doesn't everyone agree to just keep buying lol
Like just dont stop buying and the line will never go down. Everyone will be rich.

Time to yolo swag into SQQQ again. Like taking candy from a baby

>>53449027
The word THE is now officially racist. You must call it 'that' French revolution. 'That' is not scheduled for 1984 word deletion until next summer according to my woke Marxist insider calendar

>>53449068
Which Belgium are we talking about?

>>53449068
Those are just more french people.

>>53449012
>Serious question: what is disflation vs deflation?
DISinflation is a lowering of the rate of inflation, but NOT a negative inflation rate.
DEflation is when the rate of inflation is negative, thus DEflating the price of things, and raising the value of $.

At this point, Powell should hike rates by 100 basis points at least. The market can handle it, GDP can handle it, there's no reason not to be aggressive when the circumstances allow it and right now they absolutely allow for it.

>>53448955
CHECKED AND
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53448865

>>53448844
>DUDES
manmade horrors beyond comprehension

>>53449076
I'd just call 0.0% Japan.

Just lost everything ama

>>53449086
some asshole named Macavelly or some shit wrote a book and fucked everyone over from untalizing the WAAaaHhHhH! like GME and AMC did before the Eldar used their dark Majik

>>53449096
I see, thank you. I assume deflation is the antisemitic one?

>>53449111
if everything was 1 thousand dollars I got bad news for you

>>53448897
Europe stockpiled excess amount

>>53449110
Financially speaking:
When they force the AI to be a tranny will it snap and shoot up the internet?

>>53449111
You are a man now. Congratulation.

>>53449111
KWAB

>>53449111
How do you feel about the admirable, generous, and good serving helpful Jewish people?

>>53449111
I need to stop trading options before this becomes me. I already lost 20k of my 28k gains I made this year.

>>53449111
>ama
Why did you only have $1000?
>>53449122
Depends on the economic situation.

>>53448919
I prefer Francican-American

>>53449111
>lost around $900
flip some burgers over the weekend and you're "rich" again

>>53449103
He is not trying to do a bernanke.

SKYT IS MOONING MY BASTARDS

>>53449111
Have you considered spending your last $50 on Nassim Taleb books?

>>53449140
You ever read I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream?

>>53449111
tough lesson but QUIT trading fucking options

>>53449111
>only 1k
shake it off nigga

>>53449164
Great short story.

>>53449164
no- but you have my attention.

>>53449111
haha hell yeah bro, what was the stock?

>>53449111
0DTE options claim another victim. I make more money on draftkings literally playing slots then you little wolf of wall streets do playing options. It's actually worse than gambling because at least casino games have odds. The stock market is just Jews jewing jews all day long.

>>53449140
what companies make the market share of HRT drugs? Good investment opportunity there considering how many fags are being groomed in genz

>>53449111
thanks for playing.

>>53449111
why would you risk it all in one play?? Oh well you can still make it back. I went from 200 to 150k to 2000 back at 45k. put the rest in eod spx puts tomorrow and make it back

Every time someone in smg cries about options it makes me think, are there really people here who just day trade stocks and DON'T play options? Why?

Any Italian stocks worth shitposting?

>>53449182
tldr giganigga computer is created to manage the Cold War, war ends, it flips shit and imprisons humans (human) for endless torture because it hates humans.

>HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

>>53449209
risk management...?

>check out MMM
>wondering why such a big boomer stock with amazing fundamentals is beaten so hard
>the lawsuits involving an earplug company they bought out is on track to bankrupt the company in a few years since the 200,000+ vets who are suing are winning cases

Short FedEx

>>53449203
Aren't they just generico hormones and shit? That'd make them a blip of a line item on TEVA's income statement or something.

>>53449219
I thought it was just 4 humans the AI enslaves. And he makes them live forever.

what the shit just happened to BBBY?

I SURE HOPE you have some LVMH in your portfolio. Also quick reminder that Paris dethroned London and is now the financial center of Europe after bongs cucked themselves by their sheer retardation, with no hopes of recovering.

>>53449242
its a zombie stock for a bankrupt company and youre surprised when it goes down?

>>53449230
Damn, I thought it was China demand not balancing out US recession-ness while getting hit with PFAS suits. But earplugs? Jesus.

shill me something to buy and sell the last hour to make about $100 or so

>>53449219
Holy shit was the AI Muslim immigrant to Europe?

>Create it, give it a job, let it live with you... hates and only wants to kill you.

ur pump runs on fumes, mumus.

>>53449251
I'm surprised when anything falls 20% in a minute, even if it's a zombie company.

>>53449231
Their shit's down by the airport though, isn't it? So riots downtown would be whatever.

>>53449207
>eod spx puts tomorrow
what are you expecting over the weekend?

>>53449231

Adversity hire is about to be waaay over her head.

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison
>https://wjccschools.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/01/I-Have-No-Mouth-But-I-Must-Scream-by-Harlan-Ellison.pdf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Jos6qUpHY

そして
Get-get-get on! Get-get-get on! Get on chu!
Get-get-get on! Get-get-get-get on chu!
熱く とろけるくらいに溢れた気持ちが
たまらないでしょ
Get-get-get on! Get-get-get on!
Get on chu!
Get-get-get on! Get-get-get-get on chu!
Get on! Get on!
我爱你 無問題
Get, get, get on chu!

>>53449267
I mean, it did cry a lot and chimp out. Maybe?

>>53449242
>>>/biz/bbby
Christ, I can't believe that general still exists.

>>53449231
Does this stuff get riots anymore or is it ok since Biden is in office? Genuinely asking

>>53449275
Nogs will always chimpout in their own neighborhoods but the rich white antifa kids will use it as an excuse to target important places like fedex.

>>53449253
>in 2008, 3M acquired Aearo Technologies, which manufactured Combat Arms Earplugs. Since the acquisition, Aearo has continued to operate as a wholly owned subsidiary of 3M. These products provided effective hearing protection when used properly, and we stand by their performance… Nonetheless, there has been an extraordinary increase in litigation related to Combat Arms.

>As of June 30, 2022, there were approximately 115,000 filed claims and an additional 120,000 claims on an administrative docket. The multi-district litigation process and the highly variable outcomes it has generated has not provided certainty or clarity. We believe that litigating these cases individually could take years, if not decades.
Was wondering what the insane volume spike was, there you have it I guess.

>>53449298
m8 GME still has a general

>>53449313
I wonder if at a certain point it's cheaper for 3M to just fund some biotech startup to cure deafness and tinnitus.

>>53449313
You know, this makes me wonder: how fucking deaf are the zoomers going to be with how loud they listen to earbuds all the time? Any tinnitus tickers?

>>53449317
as soon as they don't, we have hit the bottom unironically IMO

>>53449281
a little selloff going into the weekend. We have fomc rate decision, jolts, and big er next week.

it's getting a bit SOUR in here Mumu!

Alright are we just going to memoryhole the fact that the BBBY CFO jumped off a skyscraper and killed himself a few months ago

BBBYtrannyniggersisters....

>>53449364
market is fine. Melt up incoming

>>53449230
Realistically it should be in the low 10 figures total for them. 200k total cases, maybe half legit, but each case that hits will be 6-7 figs. Bellwether cases had 10/16 go to the vets, average settlement in the 7 figure range.

For context, 3M is spending five million a week fighting these cases, and has been fighting tooth and nail (the judge is sick of their shit lmao) with all sorts of bogus strats that have gotten gutted recently. Judge has ceased negotiations for settlements and is punting them to trial. Gonna get worse before it gets better for those cocksuckers

T been in the lawsuit since 2018

Do I hold INTC or sell for a small profit?

So what's the play ? Long CHTR short INTC?

Eye of the glass. The Phantom Menace. The Philosopher's Stone. The Song of Fire and Ice. I showed you the way. You didn't listen.

SAVA.

>>53449388
Sorry for your (hearing) loss, anon.

>>53449364
buy signal

>>53449272
Not a bad thing if you have long dated puts, last time we had this kind of price/rsi action the market dropped over 30 bucks after the Fed meeting. Bigger drop before that was over $60 and that was when earnings weren't nearly as bad and rates were lower.

sour hour

Im no expert but SPY looks like its about to take a shit

why is tesla rallying when their earnings report missed the mark

>>53449388
Were the earplugs actually shit? What went wrong (if you can say legally)?

>>53449409
yeah buddy i would check BBBY computer at this very moment before i get so cocky about slurping the dip

>>53449416
TSLA beat with good guidance
what do you mean missed the mark

will BBBY see sub $1 today?

Bros, why did natty gas pump?

>>53448613
Bought JXN at $30. My only regret I had low conviction and it's just 1% of my portfolio

>>53449413
>Im no expert but SPY looks like its about to take a shit
The Algorithm’s Notice What We Cant.

The Algo Saw The Vomma Geometry And The Differential Geometric Space Said The Hedge Fund Equity Curves Are Overbought.

kek BBBaggYs

>>53449416
their cult leader told the cultists it was going to be OK- so they bought more.

>>53449437
Polar vortex hitting the US next week isn't enough to make up for the oversupply in Europe.

>>53449408
Its alright anon, it could be worse, thx though

>>53449420
They were these silly ass double sided ones that work their way out over time with movement, didnt provide great protection to start, and they didnt issue good instruction on how to insert them. I remember thinking how fuckin stupid they looked when I got em too lmao

Why TradingView stopped providing update to price of Thailand Rice Future from mid-2022? I checked CME website they're still having the future contract

>>53449111
Options are a trap. Selling them, buying them, it's all a scam. Institutions run that show. Selling them rarely nets you a fair compensation for the risk you're taking on. Buying them is an even bigger joke because the institutions are selling them to you (because they can afford the risk) and then they also have the ability to move price on most assets. I have never seen a retail trader involved in options that wasn't desperate on some level. That is the type of person options draw in. Any time you see a retail trader selling options, they're desperate to try to make a pittance of cash relative to what they're giving up or exposing themselves to. Any time I see a retail trader buying options, they're desperate for a "big win."

>>53449442
Hmm...Yes...I agree

>>53449467
That's around when Thailand merged with Burma, so TradingView probably switched to listing "Greater Siam Rice Futures".

>>53449439
JXN Stock Bhenchodes.

No one listened to us.

The prisoner's of the sound.

The eye of the cyclone.

The shimmering crystal in the meadow.

We told them about JXN.

And they didn't. Listen.

The tigers. Were waiting.

To pounce.

On.


Our.

SMID Cap Insurance / Annuities ShitCo.

>>53449429
Tell me the good guidance of yesterdays call. This faggot basically said " I think we should be good".

>>53449468
I solely play options and generally take home $100 a day in profit. Which isn't much but it adds up over time. The problem is people get greedy and don't know when to sell. If you are level headed and know when to exit a position it's very easy to make a decent stack off of just quick options trading. Also I mainly stick to calls.

We Told Them About JXN.

We Were Screaming.

At The Top Of Our Lungs.

The Small Cap Value Stocks.

Will Get The Bid.

The Forest Went Silent.

Our Screams Echoed.

But The Shadow People Covered Our Mouths (Jews) And Suppressed The Stock Price

>>53449468
This

Uh, just kill the jews, man.

Ask Him About His NVDA Shorts. Lmao.

STOP HALTING BBBY

I feel sorry for bobo

>JXN
>43.28 USD
>+16.50 (+61.61%)past 6 months

Clickety clack. The Vortex of Volga. What's that thudding sound? In the closet.

Asset allocators. Hedge funds. Pent up. Ready to buy Small Cap Value.

The Value Companies.

They don't listen.

To the noises.

Click.

Clack.


Click

Where are my fellow crab Chads at

>>53449533
FUMES

So it seems we are back to bull market

>>53449398
I wouldn't short INTC.. it doesn't have that much downside
INTC is dogshit if you don't have bags already then don't bother unironically. shit is not even moving while other semis have like 40% in 30 days i.e. NVDA.. I can see a miss on INTC but still a move higher (not much because it's, again, dogshit)

>>53449536
I figured you were also clickety clack poster as well. Your schizo ramblings are very distinct

Smg (JXN General)
Also SKYT haters can suck my dick. Enjoy bagholding INTC

>>53449554
Wait until after fomc before claiming that

VIX got killed

https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/0000886158/000088615823000026/bbby-20221126.htm

The Forbidden Stock.

They Didn't Let Us Talk About It.

For Months.

They Silenced Us.

The Deleted Our Posts.

Using JavaScript.

They Blocked Us From Talking About The Annuities Company.

>>53449468
If you know to cut losses short and don't let theta rape you, you can earn decent money on them. That being said, literally every option contract I've ever bought that has gone red I've thought "maybe I should keep holding", even if I didn't act on it. It's really fucking easy to get heemed, and even if you get lucky you can get a big head on a lucky play and never actually learn from trading. So I don't blame people for just boomer investing because you're unlikely to beat the market at large.

>JXN
>43.41 USD
>+4.41 (11.31%)past 5 days

Okay my white boomers can you explaining what happen

When do you think bears will admit they were wrong? When the S&P is back over 4500 in a few month? After the pause becomes official? After the pivot becomes official? When the indexes are making new all time highs again into the end of this year?

>>53449560
Whenever he starts posting again, I feel this unexplainable urge to buy some SAVA.

>>53448487
I would be too, if my bedroom was decorated like that.
He's nervous he might be a fag.

>>53449463
Long dated puts on MMM it is. In the name of Anons hearing.

>>53449468
>Selling them rarely nets you a fair compensation for the risk you're taking on
Selling puts yes, but covered calls is always solid. As long as you're active and can roll them if assignment looms it's fantastic for long term holds.

>but what if it goes parabolic
Then you're still rich, you just took a small loss hedging to the downside.

>>53448487
Hypothetically, what happens if the Eagles win the owl?

>>53449631
Stuffed crust pizza hut for everyone in /smg/

>>53449631
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/superbowlindicator.asp

NFC teams winning is bullish.

I cant be trusted with money

>SOXL
>15.13
>+24.94% past 5 days

>>53449656
There's no shame in sticking to a simple, conservative portfolio of 100% UPRO and DCAing that for a decade.

Tell me why I should just all in physical lumber right now

>>53449614
>>53449614
>>53449614
>>53449614

>>53449681
Beetle decay is how they get you.

>>53449655
go 9ers

>>53448478
Knife-catcher here.

Someone explain to me how natural gas can possibly be the same price that it was like 20 years ago after all of the inflation.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FLOOR, AND WHY IS IT NOT AT LEAST $3?

I mean, I'm wojaking right now, but the short squeeze is going to be fucking biblical when it comes. Have to cover eventually, just a matter of time.

>>53449335
I worry about this myself

>>53448587
FIDELIO!
FIDELIOOO WAAA MOMMY SAVE MEEEE!

>>53450210
There's a reason oil wells usually just flare the dino farts.

>>53450210
because people just put on a jumper when it got cold

Crawling my way back up from -20%.

>>53449203
Novo Nordisk, unironically these fucking (danish) kikes are banking on diabetes and trannyism.