/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHOA BLACK BETTY

GDP print confirms Powell must pivot.

>BOIL can't possibly have another -15% day, right?

me yesterday

>>53444302
Good morning guys

anime is gay

i have a feeling im about to not feel so good SOXS bros

sneed's feed and seed, formerly chuck's

I went long on DAX with a x50 leverage. Long on nasdaq with a x20 leverage and long on natural gas with a x5 leverage. Am i gonna make it?

>futures

>>53444320
I’m waiting for one candle close above the MA. Once that happens it’s going to trigger a nice rally

>>53444342
yes my son, be strong.

> futures

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The rape hike just got 10 bepis bigger

where were you when the smg algo bought?

>>53444360
SHORTING EVERYTHING BUT THE DOLLAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53444342
No. Your gonna get giga-heemed on the scamwicks either way. But thanks for taking the other side of my trades. Every penny helps

>vix
green
>dollar
green
>yields
green
hm

I'm trying to build my own ETF by buying 5-10 companies in a given sector. One of the companies in that sector owns 60% of the shares of another of the companies. Should this have an impact on how much I buy of each? Both have good financials.

we did it Reddit!

>>53444384
Goldilocks is back.

URANIUM up in premarket, with EU and GLO leading at +11% each. URA and URNM broken out. Davos elite are piling in. If you bought before them over the past year, consider yourself among the blessed chosen.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/18/business/dealbook/oliver-stone-nuclear-davos-wef.html

>>53444370
Is he saying I should try another one?

4100 would be so retarded i could see it happening

>>53444391
>my own ETF
it's not an ETF if it's not Exchange Traded lmao.

>>53444407

>>53444407
5000 by March, everyone is still bearish and bobos are still euphoric.

>>53444409
You know what I mean.

I'm yolo swagging $65k into SQQQ this morning mein negroes

What happens when the yield curve fully inverts?

>>53444391
yes of course it does, you are exposed to both companies by buying one
also the first company could sell, buy more, etc
is it bad? depends if they do well or not, diversification is overrated if you are a good stock picker (which few are and thus the advice)

>>53444394
I want to thank the academy, my dad, Jennice from makeup, and last but certainly not least, the Janitor. Without the raises the janny got through the last year none of this would be possible.

>>53444423
>SQQQ
god speed buzz SOXS gang not feeling so good

Positive GDP, holy fuck calls are free money today

>>53444289
Back to 0, 50 bepis back in the play.

Unemployment: Still going down
GDP: UP!

JPOWPOW: War Mode

>>53444428
NOT good man

NOT fucking good

>>53444433
>0.25 bps

>>53444433

>Soft Landing status:
>ACHIEVED

say it.

>>53444432
oh man, just think of the the smug bobos if JPow black betty's us a 50 bepis rape hike

>>53444438
im sorry ill close my position once I get heemed a bit today so we can see a recovery

post your portfolio

I think we do not piviot in 2023.
>the info they give us is fuged

What does smg think and why?

>>53444443
close but no cigar mister

>>53444444

>>53444455
The reasons differ depending on the information. Unemployment for example does not count people who have given up looking for work. Inflation measures are always changing the items they track. You ever see an article saying something along the lines of "well if you don't count housing energy and food, inflation really isn't that bad" that shit is bogus.

>>53444447
He probably won't be he has reasons to do it
>unemployment going down
>GDP going up
>Mumus being bratty and fighting him euphorically
I'm still betting on 25 bepis and a stern message for Mumus

>>53444451
I'm a Bobo retard but at least I'm gambling with small amounts

Why IS core inflation rising faster than headline inflation?

>>53444451
>Buzzfeed

Wut

>>53444407
Inflation was 50% last year. It only makes sense that stock market goes up by 50% as well. Anyone who disagrees is incapable of doing basic math.

>>53444481
To show supercore inflation who's boss.

Hey anon you here today??

>>53444475
No balls confirmed- sad.

im all cash somebody tell me what to buy today

please /smg/ I cant call my female broker after things got weird last time

>>53444504
all in arkk calls

Dax is struggling cuz i went long on it
Fuck off

reminder to buy small caps

>>53444504
Tell her you need to make your portfolio resemble Cathie Woods as much as possible and that she should dress like Cathie Woods

>>53444497
>No balls
It means tech tranny stocks are gonna pump today.

>>53444496
Tranche is a strange word.

“Yes hello I would like one tranche of apples please.”

>>53444496
Nice trophy. Adding it to my bestiary.

lmao imagine being a stupid fucking bear. tried to warn these fucking imbeciles. they live in there own fantasy land where they listen to there own numbers but not the official ones.

>>53444524
It's weird when you're French because if you ask us what's a tranche we'll say "slice". But Anglos need a French word that means "slice" to not mean slice.

>>53444525
lol

>>53444529
>there own

>lmao imagine being a stupid fucking bear. tried to warn these fucking imbeciles. they live in there own fantasy land where they listen to there own numbers but not the official ones.

>TSLA is up 50% in one month
sell. go short.

>>53444529
We will go lower than the October low soon. Screenshot this.

ez money kiddos. get on board or get left behind. either way makes no difference to me.

>>53444545
not till march or after march, not screenshotting your dumb prediction, gdp just came out as quite positive.

>cashed out in fall 2021
>haven't even looked at markets since then
I want back in, what the fuck is even going on? Where should I start looking?

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate cuts. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>>53444545
imagine being this fucking stupid.

>>53444545
This exactly, mumus are insane. Never fight the fed.

>>53444531
>Anglos
Rent free.
Tranche means portion. Just because you french don't even know your own words, doesn't mean you need to hurl insults at Anglo chads.
We use 'Tranche' to describe financial things, because we like sounding bougie ;)
We use the term "portion" when we want to talk to normies and low IQs (probably you)
>>53444545
Lol and your reason for this is?
>inb4 OHHMMMGGGG LOWER EARNINGS

Recession? What's that?

natty gas destroyed ripped me a new one today. i need to revenge trade 0dte calls now on nasdaq.

DATA: GOOD
BEARS: STILL FUCKING GAY

simple as

>>53444562
Lmao wouldn't YOU be fighting the Fed, at this point?
>JPow says he wants price stability above all else
>prices dropping for months, and continuing
>RATES TO THE MOON!!!!
Lol you okay, m8?

BOBO GETTING HEEMED LMAO

>>53444562
w-what happened to that bear's legs
horrifying

>>53444556
best smg post of 2023- keep up the good work anon.

>>53444504
I'm considering buying Best Buy (BBY). If they meet their Q1 guidance this year then they should get a nice boost. Valuation at current levels doesn't look bad and Q1 guidance is 50% higher than 4Q2022

>>53444555
cope we're about to start the next leg down over the next 2 weeks

PMI is shit and layoffs have only just been 'announced', when they start executing the data will snowball the market to absolute hell over the next 10 months

>>53444546
Wait another week and it'll be up 100% in a month. lol.

im also tempted not to sell my natgas bags because this could be the capitulation

>>53444562
Be honest /smg/, how many of you would buy a Jerome trading card NFT?

bulls are getting exuberant....

Todays my birthday :)
Can we get a big green day pls

>>53444525
Kek

I have a confession
I bought URTY yesterday
don't make fun of me

>>53444611
Would you care to give a slight breakdown?

ill drop my BOIL calls and buy TSLA calls.

Where is the anon who FOMO'd into SOXS?

>>53444531
English has been half French since 1066 AD.

>TSLA earnings report makes the stock flatline afterhours
>Musk just speaks in the earnings meeting and it pumps
This is why I'll never touch TSLA in any direction.

>>53444565
>Tranche means portion
You mean like a slice? Anglo retard lmao.

How far could we pump before powell speaks? That's the real question.Market is itching for a rally.

>>53444585
Actually, anyone knows why BBY seems so cheap compared to let's say Walmart, Target or Costco? BBY is around 12 P/E with low debt and high dividend. Others looks shit in comparison. Is there some controversy around Best Buy?

>>53444637

I unironically birdwatch from my desk.

>>53444652
new religious movements and cults are a great way to make money fren

>>53444663
have you walked into any of these stores recently?
best buy is like walmart for electronics but without the aggressively low pricing

>>53444654
>cant into nuance
Lol to be expected of you people. Have fun explaining why you keep using slice, in place of tranche; faggot.

>>53444652
Elon said a whole lot of nothing. Just a bunch of "IT should, I think", and people gobble it up as good guidance.

>>53444652
Are you trolling or just really retarded? It pumped after they clarified that their lowered guidance was due to supplies being more expensive and not some internal failure

The fuck, is everyone pricing in a small 25 rate hike or something?

>>53444652
Some people still believe TSLA is a stock representing a company.
The enlightened among us realize that we're merely trading Eloncoin, a premier speculative investment vehicle with limited intrinsic value.

>>53444673
based nature appreciator; i live in the countryside and get the same experience, it's comfy

>>53444693
50bps is priced in

>>53444693
pretty much
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

>>53444692
>It pumped after they clarified that their lowered guidance...
100 iq take

>literally the only thing I did with my life in 2022 was start the black betty meme

>>53444664
Why is there no Mott Capital logo on this shit tier analysis? Pattern recognition is your worst enemy. Market conditions and drivers are much different now compared to 2 decades ago.
It's low effort though which makes it more enticing than doing actual research.

>>53444525
Kek baggies

where tf is this guy @? Did he sudoku?

>>53444693
Market is celebrating the defeat of inflation, until powell taps the mic.

>>53444707
>>53444686
All the anti-TSLA shit is such transparent autistic Elon hate

>>53444715
God some people here are so fucking dumb

>>53444715
Anon they said not to screencan that post.

>>53444677
I'm europoor so no. I went to one few years ago when I was visiting NY, looked nice and tidy.

>>53444555
So some money will flow into the stock market on the short term but watch the industries and sectors it flows into. Retail will pump the mainstream stocks but institutions this run will be going long companies strong in recession and commodities.

>>53444715
He lost 10k yesterday and took the rope

> Verification not required

>>53444576
The 2023 wall street earnings estimate is $228 per share for the S&P 500. Even with a soft landing earnings per share will be certainly <$200 this year. For most corporations costs are growing rapidly, and a lot faster than their sales. This will fuck profit margins. Simple as.

>>53444708
Very Prolific, anon. Sometimes all it takes is a few words to start an empire.
>>53444724
Jokes on you. He said don't screenCAN it. HA! LOOPHOLE!!!

>>53444696
It's nice. They're little feathered balls of autism and I think we're kindred spirits in that way.

>>53444708
>made one more JPow copypasta
>stole the black betty meme
yeah 2022 was really unproductive for me too

>>53444717
Part of me wants to believe the rally is in but this has happened already 3 times
>"I am going to raise rates"
>there's no way he actually does!
>"It is time, I will raise rates exactly like I said I would"
>HOW COULD WE HAVE KNOWN?!

>>53444555
>gdp just came out as quite positive
Do you really not get it? A resilient economy gives the Fed more room for manoeuvre for tightening.

>>53444728
Costco>>>>Target>>Walmart>BestBuy
my humble burger consumer opinion

>>53444721
I love Elon. He made me a bunch of money on both TWTR and TSLA.
I also love NKLA. Trevor Milton made me a solid chunk of money too. I just love all EVs. Absolute goldmine of an industry.

i will post my losses shortly for everyone to laugh at

>>53444752
>only six
I thought there were more
2022 really was a bad year

>>53444757
I am so fucking tired of this shit. Literally nothing supporting this but pure delusion but if I play against it I get fucked by retarded pump.

imagine holding puts still. lmao i was reading idiots buying 350 puts days ago hahahahahha

>>53444761
No one understands anything because a decade of QE and 0% rates has made everyone retarded.

If the fed could clamp down on inflation by jacking the rate to 10% they would. But they won't because it would crash the economy. The economy doing poorly is what scares them into holding off on hikes. As long as employment and gdp is good there is no reason to expect they won't raise rates.

Its like everyone forgot core inflation just went up

>>53444791
>Buy Puts Now
lmao what happened to that little monkey?

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>>53444788
checked

EVERYONE BUY CALLS AT OPEN, HOLY FUCK TODAY IS FREE MONEY DAY

> soon

>>53444773
Alright thanks, I guess their guidence might be a pipedream then if this is how people view their place. Not to mention people don't really have that much cash to spend on electronics right now anyway. Might open just small position today and DCA later if it drops back to $70 in that case.

>>53444792
exactly its the best of both worlds right now.
bullish beyond fucking belief.

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>>53444795
>1pbtid
You're glowing.

>>53444745
around 11am every day i see a squirrel running through the garden as i make coffee; runs the same trail through the garden as if it's on its way somewhere; a bit more rarely i see hedgehogs and frogs

i get magpies and pretty much every other bird nesting in the garden itself, so i often throw out bread which they all enjoy; had an owl in it once, also see bats most nights (not during autumn/winter)

one time a bat actually came into my house while i was at my desk, i thought i saw something but wasn't sure, it was so fast; then convinced something flew by me i looked around the room for 30 mins until i found it asleep in a vase, had to wake the lil guy up, it wasn't afraid at all, just stroke it to wake it up and it just had a few mins and then stretched and flew off

the countryside is boring a lot of the time but all that nature as you work at the desk is pretty comfy, a shame the jew is ruining it with more urban development in the area

Reminder not to invest all of your money, silly boys. Tax season is coming up. Uncle Sam wants his modest share.

The meme line will hold, r-right?

>>53444818
Uh Anon...

>>53444817
Remember to pay taxes by credit card so you can collect one extra month of interest payments on your cash.

>>53444792
>layoffs literally just started being announced, havent even been executed yet
>americans have literally zero savings and no one's buying shit after xmas
>lil bro thinks employment and GDP won't be absolute shit next month

smoothbrain macro view

>>53444818
>The meme line will hold, r-right?
Yeah, boutta hold my dick in its mouth

>tsla calls up by 150%
feels good man

I want to short this market but I dont think its time yet

also anime is NOT gay

>>53444831
It will rug on the second retest,right?

>>53444811
I'm not a glowie, I'm just stupid and leave the stock market discussions to the big brains.

captcha:4YSATH

>GDP up
>jobless claims coming in hot
>earnings are dogshit, except for chipshits and other stocks that aren't real like banks
>"Powell will surely pivot this time!"
Yeah.

50 day moving average is moving to cross 200 day moving average on SPY
>Golden Cross: SMA 50 Crossing above SMA 200
>golden cross entices sideline money to go long
I can see the headlines now
"Golden cross gives go ahead signal to buy!!" - WSJ

I have a good feeling about today.

>>53444814
I'm a city slicker, but luckily my city put a precedence on parks and a tree canopy. We get everything from water foul (cormorants, herons) to muskrats. One day I will go on a Canadian Goose holocaust, however.

Oil is still comfy

NONONO WHY IS COINBASE GOING UP I SOLD AT 54 USD

>>53444817
>tax season
i'm already estimating about 40k in taxes. i'm really not looking forward to when my broker sends me my statement

if my post last digit contains a 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
This will be a Green Day.

>>53444868
MILK

>>53444801
they are a lot smaller mcap stock/company too, so good guidance and reasonable growth could be possible i suppose
they are similar to an Academy or Dick's, a specialty type store but without the luxury brands something like REI carries
my inner Peter Lynch is Costco all the way

>>53444788
I agree, but you can still make money out of this delusion. Just turn of your brain and trade with the algos.

>>53444879
Most daring Mumu

>>53444868
youre getting crumbs everywhere dumb bitch god go get the fucking vacuum

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WHATG THE FUCK WAS THAT

WTFWT

YANG gang....

>>53444894
OFF BY ONE SECOND AGAIN FUCK

>>53444814
>the countryside is boring
And that's a really good thing. Unless you're young, dumb, and full of cum.

>>53444894
WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE

Also I'm getting heemed by my ARKK short, fugg

>>53444792
>Its like everyone forgot core inflation just went up

BUT AFTER WE FUCKED WITH ALL THE STATISTICS THAT PRODUCE THAT NUMBER IT WAS ONLY A LITTLE!! THAT MEANS IT IS SLOWING DOWN!

>If you take the rate hike it will stop inflation. That's it, just one and back to normal.
>One rate hike is safe and effective for the economy to slow inflation, but not enough to stop inflation.
>Two rate hikes and we stop inflation jack. Full stop, and go back to a normal economy.
>Three rate hikes and inflation will slow this time but not stop. Thats amazing, we did it America!
>Four rate hikes and inflation will not slow, BUT it will stop the recession
>Five rate hikes and inflation wont stop and we could still get a recession, but it will not be a bad one.
>Six rate hikes an-AAAACK

Where have I seen this before? You this economy is proper fucked ya?

>>53444905
recession confirmed

>>53444894
ALL I WANNA DO IS--

Alright, time to short.

natty sniffers.....

This is from KOLD puts for March. I just bought a car for 15k too. Thinking about buying SPY calls or something to make it back.

>>53444302
can someone tell me why I shouldn't buy Nintendo?
Over 60% of their BS is cash and their margins are golden and they trade lower than other companies who have to spend a lot of money making a captivating game. Nintendo has a lot of clientele with the rise of nu-males.

I really can't see why.
If this company was in the US they would be trading at 150B mkt cap

thats it im chasing this pump

gas bros not like this...

>>53444944
Love me pumps!

>>53444929
>gambling
Gigaport, you were supposed to STOP gambling

Anyone noticed how volume has been shit for the past year. It feels dead unlike 2021

>>53444907
i grew up here and there really wasn't anything to do; this part of the countryside doesn't really have a lot of woodland so it's not easy to get camping and do all the really fun stuff, it's mostly just farmland; i fucking hated growing up here but now i'm older i appreciate what little nature there is

and total lack of nonwhites

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53444940
Just be careful if they ever get cocky and release another WiiU tier system. That and many soibois are getting caught up in tech layoffs so spending power might be reduced for bingbingwahoos

SOXS BROS DO NOT REDEEM besides me of course

>>53444929
Inverse yourself and win it all back shorting NG to zero with the rest of us.

>>53444912
Take your meds, schizo bobo. The economy is doing excellent, inflation MoM annualized is already back to 2%, recession was completely avoided, soft landing achieved.

>>53444940
Con: Japanese tickers are full of autism
Pro: Goldeneye ROM drops tomorrow

>>53444715
Man what the fuck? Whenever I want to gamble I buy just two or three cheap puts and at worst I lose at most 50 dollars or so.

holy shit, it's so fucking green

>>53444940
they dont release games on the PC
(this is very stupid)

please give me a +4% nasdaq day bullbros

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53444956
I got too cocky

Luckily all their good games are free on PC.

>>53444986

I SHORTED AMZN AT 92 YESTERDAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>53444982
The entire company's library is available on PC.

how the fuck was that data bullish?

>>53444996
Its acceptable to post it up until 30mins after open

WBD 14.88
WBD 14.88

>>53445009
We Americans are very short sided- please have patience.

Holy shit Kroger.

i did it
i took profits on RIO

>>53445009
PCE (fav. fed inflation data) lower and gdp higher
muh jobless claims akschually going into the right dfrection (up)
how is it NOT bullish retard-kun?

good morning sirs my calls make 150% percent today sirs

>>53445009
dumb ass bear

NOOOOOO STOP GOING UP WITHOUT ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS NOT FAIR ITS PUMPING TOO MUCH
THIS IS NOT SUSTAINABLE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


why did I forsake my degenerate gambling ways
why did I join cash gang....

>>53445045
Jobless claims have been going down the past month. wtf are you smoking

>>53445045
>>53445009
look on the bright side, you still have 0.9% of something bearish happening
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

realized the 14k loss. feel slightly sick.

>>53445055
Son, I...

It's just going to crash by EOD isn't it? I've seen this shit before too many times.

Pump cancelled

>>53445065
Why did you realize it only now? Did you not see the red number in your trading thingy?

>>53445065
You're a man now. Celebrate with cheap whiskey.

Man this market is dead. I'm just trading against algos at this point. Dead volume for the past year

>>53445065
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

>>53445055
>Cashcuck
Uh bro?
Dont worry anon buy now and sell in May

>>53445087
>at this point

>>53445082
this broker only has those parentheses around numbers to mean they are negative so it doesnt look as scary. its their trick to make me hold longer and lose more money. damn them.

>>53445065
Please post your positions anon I beg you the market is going to absolutely dump now if you sold that many bear positions

>>53445077
my anus originated theory is we will dump somewhat on stern guidance from JPow on the upcoming meeting
a relief dump if you will

Mutant fish back to a buck

why is MO down? don't people realize that smoking is cool?

the market is fighting the fed, they will learn, we should be down.

Where tf are the buyers at???

At this point nat gas is being manipulated harder than fucking silver.

>>53444894
blessed be... one off

>>53445131
Just copped 1 share of GD.

> he fomoed in at 4050

if boil goes to 5 bucks I'm going all in

>>53445136
just short it nigger, it is literally free money. you could be a billionaire by now if only you shorted nat gas

>>53445131
I got spy and qqq puts if that counts

>>53445136
The US has been manipulating nat gas and oil ever since the start of the ukraine war.

know what? i'm gonna short it even harder now

PULL UP!

And now we go red.
It's just too easy sometimes.

uhmmmmm mumusisters why is the spy about to be red??

Holy cats!

WTFWT

>>53445161
Do you commission all of these yourself?

WTF WAS THAT

>>53445166
>standard
>poor
it's right there in the name!

this market feels like a random number generator

>sold some RIO for >40% profit
>immediately peaks and heads downward
very smug right now

>>53445160
algos pushing it up higher and higher on dead volume. When volume shows up after er shenanigans this market will nosedive

>>53445174
Theyre just for (you)

>>53445184
BHP is still up since you sold yesterday though

Buying calls at open was not a good idea

it's a dark, foggy morning and i have steel cut oats simmering on my gas stove

>>53445187
lol cope more you fucking faggot bear

Grats to that one dude with LUV puts.

>>53445192
>gas stove
Why are you such an ecoterrorist?

>he's bullish
>while >400 SPY
>with FOMC looming
Understand the market's asymmetry. Downside > upside.

BOIL hit 52 wk lows today
Would it be retarded to buy right now?

for my next new way to lose money, i will now try an inverse cramer trade.

Bobros... they tried to burry us

load up on calls "New Home Sales" print in 5 min. after that we're free to meltup.
if (You) think house sales will be higher then short the market (braindead btw.)

>>53445193
>he STILL doesn't understand the bear trap
some sirs can never be redeemed

I love low volume stocks. I can see 100 shares I bought few minutes ago on chart of
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/ADN.TO

>>53445207
Its hit a 52-week low every day for the past 6 months

YOU PUSH IT

>>53445189
true, sold at 70 on that
RIO is riskier to sell right now, has slightly better fundamentals

WTF SOXL CONSUMER HOME PRODUCTS

>>53445217
lmao, how bad was the spread? And did you do that thing where you put your bid around the middle and it gets taken even though the order book had nothing at that price?

>>53444430
>Positive GDP, holy fuck calls are free money today
>>53444798
>EVERYONE BUY CALLS AT OPEN, HOLY FUCK TODAY IS FREE MONEY DAY
hahahahahahaha
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>53445166
fedpivot was wrong, gdp number paired with falling production numbers (not measured in dollars) pretty much proves inflation is becoming permanent and not coming down. The only number that matters is the month over month core.

why is it going down

>>53444831
>>53444847
CALLED IT

AQB AQB AQB!

gap almost filled, easy calls for this fucking clown show 410 eow. unless the market woke the fuck up

>>53445236
Why do people who say "it's free money" always get heemed? It's famous last words-tier.

Laid off techies, good news!
https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/video/chipotle-hire-15-000-workers-143111419.html

>>53445228
Nobody ever lost money selling at profit.
Overall well played, congrats. I decided to sell my BHP yesterday too to have some cash at hand if market goes down again.

>>53445240
>Using indicators or numerics
You are behind the curve. Shit is way more fucked thsn the market things

Buy MSFT calls right now if you want to make it

>>53445207
ive been watching it all month, the other anon is right. it just keeps hitting new lows. going long on it is better risk / reward than going short but except that once the price stabilizes at a low it might not go back up high. learn from me, please, dont try and catch a falling knife. you can only be like this pepe so many time. there are a lot of gains on the way up.

>>53445242
Based

>>53445248
oh my vera thank you sir

I just lost everything, why did i buy the calls FUCK

>>53445246
The mutant fish masterminding a way to stay listed. The future belongs to the transhumanists not the ai slaves

>>53445233
I just thrown 16.50 at it. Didn't fill for 10 minutes so I bid it up few cents and it went through. I'm holding it for the next decade most likely, so few cents don't matter to me that much.

SIKE

>>53445270
>options
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>53445259
He wanted an explanation for why the market is dumping on ostensibly 'good' economic data, well that's why. Yields spiked on the short end over the last month, now we have these kinds of data coming out meaning short term pivot expectations are dead. Fedpivot was the worst consensus trade ever.

getting heavy crustacean vibes for today
gonna be really fucking boring if we crab until Fed meeting

Bond bros how will TLT perform heading into FOMC?

>it's a gap and crap episode

it is all so tiresome

>>53445297
Fedpivot is the meet Kevin / Cathie wood trade. Fun to dump bags on and get cheap vol

>>53445246
I think CEO fucked up. He should have done another PO the day it closed over $1. Investors would feel at home too considering history of this stock

so i buy a couple of penny stocks and then get hit with a $6.95 commission fee? why wouldn't they include that in the order review?

>>53445270
Thanks for buying my calls
t. theta chad

>>53445313
PO when stock is less than cash would be fun

These numbers are actually way better than i thought they would be... Why? Who has money to build a new house... are these just the ones that are still under construction after the boom and supply back logs?

>>53445270
>he got baited by the shakeout
you deserve to lose, anon..

>>53445323
>>53445323
>>53445323

lumber futures really bussin recently fr fr no cap

>>53445251
pretty much, hopefully there's some cheapies on the horizon

Algos going to pump it up back to it's high and break resistance.

>>53445327
forgot to post numbers.

>>53445359
>>53445327
news saying there's a possible revision to previous data affecting those numbers
still pretty bullish

>>53445246