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Vatican and other shilled religions literally have a net worth beyond any single country!

1. Create a religion
2. Make sure it's simple and appeals to the masses don't make it elitest you need lots of followers/propergaters
3. Offer them stuff later like, heaps of shit but when they are dead. Make sure to get them to pay you asap.
4. Tell them they get mad shit, like all of their dreams and stuff. But like later and they have to join now cuz end is like now and stuff.They feel all warm and goey inside and grab all their cash
5. Ensure they propergate it in every way, their generations, their neighbours like everywhere make them walking shills for this.
6. Remember there are other con men/religions so you have to say they are all evil and you are all good so your followers will tribalistically act and defend it with their lives
7.buy Ferrari golden jet I dunno buy whatever you dream of.

Why have you not create a religion yet it's demonstrably the best way to make money.

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>> No.53439549

>>53438830
Do I make changes from the existing shit or make a fresh fiction? Whats the best way to profit?

>> No.53439906

>Create a religion
need to dodge the cult list

>> No.53440021

Do you have this?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charismatic_authority

If no just stick with the shitcoins and dropshipping.

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>>53439549
I would do it by demographic by your region. In order to appeal to them but have it broad enough to expand it later if successful

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>>53439906
You can't dodge a term like cult nothing can it's just a vague broad word that you could twist into anything. Make sure you do lots of charity work this makes people more positive of you but ensure your religion is still shilled heavily while doing that! We don't work for free!

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>>53440021
>Charismatic_authority
how did that faggot Abraham convince 20% of men to cut off their son's foreskin, insanity

>> No.53441817

>>53438830
Abrahamic base or is that too old hat/rehashed to be profitable?

Perhaps recycle Egyptian but you are the reincarnation of the Pharaoh reincarnated and the deity talks through you?

Trying to make it before I hit my 20s

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>>53441376
Yeah I read like 1 cent for every dollar goes to the actual cause, for the leading charity's. Crazy and you just tack that on to the religion you are getting the benefits of both.

0 tax

>> No.53441915

>>53438830
twitter is my religion, joe biden my god, ambear heard my christ and elon musk my satan.
reminder that atheism is a religion, just like any other one: it has symbols, priests, oppressions, lies, dogmas, creation myth, hierarchies, social rules and so on. It has also a theology, but it's atomized (ie the rats believe in self determination in order to be compatible with the propaganda of the human rights). The only novelty by atheist rats is that they say ''atheism is not religion, it's an ideology'', because those dimwits deeply believe that if they change the words they use, reality will change.

reminder that contrary to the atheist propaganda, there is no several flavors of atheism. The truth is that there is only one atheism but atheists keep making up various flavors, like social liberalism, nationalism, communism, to keep people running in circle among all the atheist religions. In other words, atheists use their fantasy of market to balkanize their own religion in order to keep people trapped in it while thinking they become free thinkers when they explore the various flavors of atheism.

the bourgeois created atheism and their revolutions precisely to remove any theology bigger than society, so that the wageslaves can ''create their own goals'' , ie self determination.

>> No.53443344

>>53441857
It's sad

>>53441915
>Calling anything he doesn't like a religion

NGMI

>>53440021
>Money into Shitcoins

Good luck, creating a religion doesn't require any money it's more of a 'service' industry.

>> No.53443476

>>53441376
>You can't dodge a term like cult nothing can it's just a vague broad word that you could twist into anything.
I'm not talking about the public calling you a cult.
I'm talking about the official fbi cult list which will prevent you from getting all the benefits of a formal religion.

>> No.53444171

>>53438830
Not Catholic, but to be successful, you need a track record. The Catholic Church stabilized human history and behavior over 2000 years.

If it wasn't for them, we'd all be bashing each other over the head with rocks.

>> No.53444180

>>53438830
Atheism will always be depressing cringe

>> No.53444206

>>53444180
organized religion is no better, worse even
i can respect personal religion but not organized religion because it has always been a centralized scam
>inb4 this time it's different

>> No.53444213

>>53444171
that was due to economic development

>> No.53444226

>>53438830
my grandmother gave 300 hundred thousand to the vatican

>> No.53444544

>>53444180
Atheists are the easiest to convince to join cults. "Believe" is for humans with a normaly wired brain an essential need. And those that stopped believeing in a metaphysical god are prone to be convinced to start believing in other brnads, be it a phone manufacturer, a political party or plain old scams

Try to convince a religious fanatic to support your atheistic brand, good luck