/biz/ - Business & Finance

He wasn't wrong, just early.

WOAH BLACK BETTY

Fake and gay retard pump, will be erased before the weekend

This is perhaps the greediest fucking market I have seen. The fuckers are willing to push up the market at a time when consumers are at the brink of going bust. Not only that this market is not liquid whatsoever just take a look at what happened yesterday. This is just a ticking time bomb

>>53435116
>>53435130
>

>there’s people posting in this thread RIGHT NOW that think hitler was real

/smg/ was wrong about MSFT yesterday, let's see you try to get it right for TSLA

VOTE
https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJGxAoGy3
>https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJGxAoGy3
https://strawpoll.com/polls/e7ZJGxAoGy3

Thinking I could put a couple hundred in and get a 5-10x buying some QQQ options that expire tomorrow right before close, but only if I gues- I mean “invest” correct between puts or calls. Wwyd /smg/?

Bobo you alright?

Such a beautiful crab.

I see ZERO reason to be short this market. please tell me why the fuck you would be short.

>>53435146
Voted dump because I'm hoping to speak it into existence

there's still time to delete this thread and make one that doesn't jinx the market

>>53435180
This is market manipulation.

How the fuck did mumu take control? I'm feeling so sick - I'll be bagholding these inverse LETFs to $0 now!
($0 SPY after nukes start flying fucking mumu nigger shits!)

>>53435189
no!

>>53435153
>Bobo you alright?
>SPX -0.16%
Mumu, you beclown yourself

>>53435170
>I see ZERO reason to be short this market. please tell me why the fuck you would be short.
Peak mumu euphoria

>>53435130
This is far from over.
SPX 4250-4350pts within the first half of this year.

My net worth of ~$29k basically hasn't changed since last April. Is this how it feels to not be 100% poor?

>>53435170
hmmmm let me see
>credit debt going through the roof
> wages are still increasing meaning this inflation problem will be harder to tame
>Companies are barely starting to feel the affects of higher rates
>layoffs have barely started in big tech
Now tell me why you are long in this jew market

>>53435227
$29k today is pretty much $2.9k 3 years ago

>>53435170
Until FOMC that is

>>53435241
8% daily inflation confirms this calculation

Bullbros despite the recovery we are still red.... give me some hopium

>>53435262
SPY was 393 earlier...

>>53435262
tesla might not dump

>>53435225
Yup I feel this as well. This feels just like the august rally last year. Full fuckery until powell had to stomp on it's neck.

>>53435262
don't know what you are talking about i'm green

small caps chads we just can't stop winning

>10% down two hours after opening
>Still profit by the time the markets close
What a rollercoaster lads.

>>53435262
Closing above 400 means spy has officially broken that trend line everyone has been watching for the last like 9 months.

When is the next fed meeting?

>>53435301
Feb 1

should I sell OIS?
I'm up 45.65%

>>53435275
SPY will be 339 later fr fr

>>53435203
OH no you got me, it's literally over mumusisters.......

Missed the last two days. Which shares should I buy tonight for ER?

>>53435293
No.

>>53435312
No it won't.

>>53435315
short TSLA
long STX

>>53435243
lmfao everyone thinks FOMC is going to be bearish. too fucking funny.

>>53435321
Talk about blueballing everyone

>>53435262
Every EPS for INTC is way under-aimed, so they'll likely show a surprise, suggesting Tech gets a bump for a few days. But then again, TSLA will be claimed to miss no matter what happens, so depending on the moods at the big firms, consider crabbing likely.

Damn CMCL fucked me hard today. Closed my position with 25%, was 33% yesterday. Fuckin Zimbabwe ran company dilluted shareholders by 25%.

Posting in here from other thread

I bought my first call options today, how I do?

>WTI
>11 contracts
>$7 strike
>7/21/23 expiration
>$942 total spent

R8 or h8, I literally just copied a friend's trade.

Verification not required

>>53435337
Bullish FOMC is priced into current market, which makes for a bearish sell the news event.
First market?

>>53435354
with 25% profit*

Shill me something lads, what stock should I buy?

>>53435308
I dunno what that is but yes

>>53435293
And that's where it is going to stay for the next 20 years

bullish as fuck market
we gaan

>>53435360
That's basically a leveraged energy trade. Could do worse, but don't expect a home run.

>>53435366
lmao you a funny guy.

>>53435384
ARKQ or ARKX if you want to sit in tech as it rebounds.
ZIM if you want to bet on war needing lots of transportation and jews.

>>53435337
It is, we know what the bepis will be, what matters will be Jarome's tone. A stern JPow will falconpunch the markets to put them back in their place.

>>53435315
Nothing

>>53435281
My guess is that we're going to see a 25bps raise in the FED funds rate at the next meeting. From there on out occasional +25bps for the remainder of this decade.
I expect that we'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate well above 7% while having a heavily inverted and "distorted" yield curve.
Duration - security over time - in low risk bonds will cost you yield from here on out. Short term debt will be the products which yield the most.
Time will now be costly for the lender, not the debtor.
That'll be the new normal.

The notion of rate cuts for the remainder of this decade is ridiculous.

MSFT WEEKLY CALL OPTIONS
TSLA WEEKLY CALL OPTIONS
GME WEEKLY CALL OPTIONS

APES ASSEMBLE WAGMI SQUEEZE THE HEDGIES

>>53435337
Powell won't do a 25 beepis hike this soon, maybe 2 FOMCs from now

Im hoping for a lowered guidance dump so I can scoop TSLA calls tomorrow morning like MSFT did today

>>53435416
>thinks the fed is not in control
that's Donkey Punch, faggot.

i just bought some puts. i think tesla revenues are going to be shockingly low and spook everyone. down 2% on the index tomorrow. dont screencan this post i will refer to it later to brag

>>53435416
best case scenario for bers
we will be 410ish by the time FOMC comes out.
market will drop to 400 MAYBE
then we moon again

I am officially fomoing into VOO

>>53435454
He absolutely will. And that's even without accounting for Nicky T's article: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

>>53435277

>>53435416
>Jerome shows up to the podium stumbling, obviously drunk, with no tie and his shirt half tucked in
>What are you pussies waiting for? Buy! Buy! Buy!

>>53435461
No, this is JPow at the next FOMC on the left, this is Mumu and her udders on the right.

>>53435466
all your 390 380 370 puts and retarded bers below that are about to get BTFO lol
worst we will do is crab
we will NOT see anywhere near 350 again. fact

>>53435412
danke

>>53435468
Based

>>53435474
I don't care

>>53435463
Too bad. Screencanned so I can post it later and call you dumb and wrong.

>>53435437
literally no one here has ever made it. if even one wagie made it, they would be endlessly posting life vignettes itt and others. wealthy, educated anons with good jobs sometimes have big years, but no fry cook or cart pusher ALL CAPS poster has ever made it on /smg/.

>>53435480
He's 69 years old (70 on the 4th) and just getting over COVID, so it's doubtful he can even shuffle up to the podium.

>>53435463
Musk will just spill some bullshit lies to create euphoria pumpage

/smg/ has decided TSLA's fate, it will dump. Or will it?

sold my DDOG and my TQQQ and my MSFT and my GOOG

maybe ill buy back in tomorrow but right now its time to take profits

>>53435521
i vote pump. fuck you all

> slow recovery all day to end in the green
Holy Fuck I love America.

>>53435525
Fart smella here

>>53435521
Dump, then pump, ultimately performing a giga crab

>>53435517
Covid is fake.

METArds...

>>53435560
Well then he's just hacking up a lung and being incoherent for a couple weeks. Same diff.

oh boy it's trending. retail is all loaded up

>>53435566
>gets burned on meta
>cries and apologized
>recommends meta again
Hopefully he gets paid a lot for being a puppet... surely it would not be pleasant to have someones arm shoved up your ass so far it makes mr hands jealous.

OK what did the glowniggers do with Cloudflare there?

>>53435566
AAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAHH HA my puts fit inta print

SKYT
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53435595
Glad I never put money shorting or longint Tesla in my life

>mumutrannys euphoric over the fact that it’s just a slightly red day

Sad.

>>53435566
>banning on federal devices only
how old is this news anyway? shit was """news""" like 2 months ago
META is a cash burning goggles company
here is your (((metaverse))) after burning 177 billion, bro

>>53435509
scoops would post his life
then /smg/ doxed him
cumjamanon too, sorta

What about to happen?

I've been to like 5 bar mitzvahs and more delis than I can remember and this is the most Jewish shit I ever seen.

>>53435675
The line's about to go....right.

>>53435675
what always happens

>>53435149
I put about $100 in puts and $100 in calls. Cheap OTM ones, so basically betting on volatility

bears are so fucking stupid. they legit think "economy is bad, earnings are bad, its as simple as buying puts"
lmao

>>53435660
DXY is falling on it's sword to prop this market up just a bit longer.

>>53435088
TSLA gonna rocket shit

>>53435664
I loved Tomodachi Life

>>53435170
Explain your reasoning why you long this market.

>>53435675
volume?

Musk always cooks the books. Will be record breaking profits.

>>53435700
economy is great.
inflation slowing.
bad earnings were priced in october.
market looks forward, and the future is bright.

>>53435566
>bans TikTok
>TikTok videos are just uploaded to YouTube shorts
Might stop chink spyware but the company will still be fine.

>>53435700
Why would you go short after the crash?
>iT hAsNt eVeN bEgUn tHo

>>53435677
You sound like the right person to ask: is 400 some magic Jewish number?

>>53435700
$400 SOXL

>>53435711
True, but you're still fighting the fed.
All you said was Long Longs.

Uh
I just received a dividend from Cisco even though I only held them for 2 days.

>>53435700
most importantly. the stock market hasn't looked this strong in YEARS.

JNUG chads rise up

>>53435731
Based

I went long on tesla with a x20 leverage. Screencap this

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

10 seconds!
Nice knowing you guys!

ITT: OFFICIAL REDDIT STOCK LINGO POWER LIST V 1.1
>crab
>crabbing
>fomo
>stonks
>don't invest more than you can lose
>DYOR
>printer go brrrr
>peaks and valleys
>bart simpsoning
>technical analysis
>FUCK YO PUTS
>JPOW
>Hedgie

>>53435746
How many dollarydoos? Or at least what % of your portfolio?

>>53435736
based accidental diviechad

>>53435722
Nah, usually some multiple of 3.

and just like that, the s&p will never dip below 4000 ever, ever again. come on bobo let's go. *sits on your head*
*pisses pants*
*soaks your face*
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
what a good pee

>>53435748
Look at SKYT

>>53435748

>>53435748
+1.91%

Musk is gonna get his legs broken

>>53435731
This chart gives me such a boner

Any reason to not play Vix right now?

>>53435754
1000 dollarinos , 100% of my portfolio

>>53435731
>SOXL
Dead meme

>>53435748
>Started the day -3% down
>end .25% up
Giga crab

>>53435748
+.31%. Slow and steady gains.

When numbers post?

>>53435748
It didn't go anywhere today.

>>53435748
Up 10.8%

>>53435789
2 minutes

Nothin' burgerville.
I want a refund.

>>53435748
i'm fucking RUINED

>>53435778
lol it's up 65% in 90 days fag

I've got liquid diarrhea again

400 supported 3 days in a row.

>>53435558
this

>>53435748
>XLB: 0.22%
>XLC: 0.32%
>XLE: -0.03%
>XLF: 0.77%
>XLI: -0.52%
>XLK: -0.24%
>XLP: 0.25%
>XLRE: 0.08%
>XLU: -1.36%
>XLV: 0.05%
>XLY: 0.52%

>Me: -0.07%
>YTD: 8.73%

I knew I should've just gone all in on JNUG. And started counterfeiting dollars to drive down DXY or something.

I love to end the day all cash

Im gonna sleep so good tonight

>>53435775
Many men are alive, but few ever live as much as you right now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53435711
>economy is great.

If there weren't huge layoffs, this statement would make sense.

>>53435836
This is from braveheart

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53435810
>t.$65 average cost basis

>>53435850
Is it? That movie was good but I haven't seen it in forever. Gotta rewatch it.

>>53435748
+0.7
Had to sell XLE at a really nice profit and DLTR at a minimal loss. I think they're both moving higher but my system wills it.

I'm scerrd

TSLA quarterly earnings of $1.19 per share which beat the analyst consensus estimate of $1.13 by 5.31 percent. This is a 40 percent increase over earnings of $0.85 per share from the same period last year. The company reported quarterly sales of $24.32 billion which beat the analyst consensus estimate of $24.03 billion by 1.20 percent. This is a 37.24 percent increase over sales of $17.72 billion the same period last year.

>>53435843
Layoffs are bullish. You can cut the staff of any tech company by 75% and there would be no reduction in productivity and efficiency

TSLA beat. This will set the tone for tech for the year. Bull market confirmed. Meltup.

>>53435859
Why's your system willing it?

Free cash flow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>they fell for it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53435866
Sorry chud but they missed their free cash flows, their margin was shit too

MELTUP CONFIRMED

BEARS LOSE AGAIN LMAO

>>53435748
Time to quit the day job I think

It's a BEAT

>>53435866
AAahhhh.....oooooo!!!

>>53435746
SELL YOU GREEDY FAGGOT

Guidance????

>>53435866
Eh not really. They dropped prices on their car so everyone on their mother owns one now. They won't be able to keep up that rate. It's an anomaly.

Well hot damn.

>>53435885
Uh buddy check TSLA computer

>>53435857
When he’s getting executed he says something like all men die, but only a few truly lived, so basically the same

>>53435895
Who cares? Everyone is short and bearish on TSLA. They just need to not MISS expectations by the amount people are expecting them to, and they'll pump.

she's back

>TSLA rn (right now)

Sell sell sell it's about to dump

ngl that was fucking cruel what the market makers did to bears today.

>he bet against Elon

>>53435921
>Everyone is short and bearish on TSLA.
This, I don't get why bulls don't see this
Of all the arguments this is really shitty, institutional money wants everything to pump except Tesla

>>53435334
>short TSLA
>long STX
hope you listened.
we going to take off

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY TSLA CALLS , MY ASS IS SO SORE MY ASS IS SO SORE MY ASS IS SO SORE MY ASS IS SORE

I AM GONNA MURDER EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

https://voca.ro/1lx9A9v8fuks

Any questions, bhenchodes?

Guidance is going to be shit. And Intel tomorrow. AMD Monday. Short time.

(((They))) won't let Elon have money

This TSLA price action is crazy. Just pick a direction.

>>53435959
Nice. Why's STX recoovering?

>>53435961
I fucking told you lmao

Wait til the conference call

>>53435968
>that Vocaroo
Beautiful anon

what a fucking minefield of a day. I'm comfy flat through it all, hope none of you got bootyblasted trying to trade this psycho PA.

>>53435968

>>53435978
because everybody was spooked due last bad earnings and it went to unreasonable low levels
earnings will beat today

>>53435918
I see it, 452.57B market cap. How exactly does a car company make 100 billion dollars in three weeks?

>>53435968
>turned out to not be Blackrock
what a shame
there's always next time

>>53435968
This is art.

>>53435954
I am a TSLA bull idiot. Bearish positioning is bullish when the stock is already beaten down and everyone expects them to miss earnings expectations. Like I said if they don't miss expectations by the expected amount people will buy and it'll force a short squeeze

>>53435988
>>53436021
>>53436019
>>53436002
https://voca.ro/1mwO8r9AeEuv

Doing the due diligence of the diligent one bhenchode.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53435968
kek, thank you, Sir

>>53435731
now draw the lines on soxx

>>53436033
Well of course there's less free cash, the Fed ended ZIRP! Heh heh

I think the reason this Adani thing has been met with a lot of yawns is that Hindenburg was pretty much the last ones who caught on?

I've been hearing about it from Indian locals for a couple years now. Most Indian hedge funds avoided Adani stuff for a while.

Bobo it's time to capitulate

>look to see if anons are reeeing about the market's irrational rally
>no it's still just spiteful glowfaggot pieces of shit

Tesla will be bankrupt end Elon suicided in a few years

>STX After hour
TF IS THIS MARKETT!!!

The math here is sort of easy and you can keep it simple. Tesla is the only one making any serious amount of EVs and also a profit on each. No other company (that we hear so much about) in the global market can say that. They are not even able to suggest a date when they might make any serious amount of EVs and a profit. So, it becomes a war of attrition and the question is---how long can the others exist while losing money on each car.

Just buy my scam funds, kind sirs

>>53436086
Everything pump after hour wtf

Huh tesla is green?

>>53436086
STXbros we eating good tomorrow

>>53436082
Yeah any day now, Schwab

>>53435673
>then /smg/ doxed him
I don’t think you faggots have successfully doxxed me yet

>>53436090
>profit on each
This is far from the truth. Stop sucking Elon's cock, Tesla is fucked for Q1 23.

And just like that, all the yappy analysts are quiet as a mouse

>>53436033
>before the price cuts

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

TARGET PRICE: $50

>>53435865
...and this wouldn't even hurt the unemployment statistics.
Record job openings are still to be filled and many of the tech layoffs will simply move back to their countries of origin.
People have yet to realise how strong US employment is at the moment.

>>53436045
why?
isn't soxl underlying icesemi not soxx

>slurp every dip, Powell will cut rats next week trust me! Pivot!
This episode again huh.

>>53436175
This. All the fundamentals are SO FUCKING BULLISH and people just don't see it because they think they'll get a chance to enter into great companies at even lower prices.

>/smg/ MSFT poll
>Dump is the least popular option
>MSFT dumps
>/smg/ TSLA poll
>Crab is the least popular option
>TSLA crabs
Fascinating.

Wake me up if something actually happens

>>53436186
If inflation is 6%, stock prices should go up 6%. Simple as.

>>53435843
bers are really this retarded. lmao.

>>53436175
>tech layoffs will simply move back to their countries of origin.
Holy shit Jerome is making America American again.

Even if TSLA doubled in sales, they wouldn’t let it go up because Elon is too big a threat to the tribe.
Normies don’t get it.
That’s why I’m not touching the stock.

>>53436201
MSFT initially pumped during AH then dumped technically
and is now back about where it started so, eh inconclusive

AAAAAAAAAAAAA PICK A DIRECTION I CAN'T TRADE THIS SHIT

>>53436186
Powell will never pivot
He will announce one day that he will stop raising rates and the market will pump from sheer euphoria so much so he won't even need to pivot into QE

>>53436246
They guided downward, the move today was mostly due to the dollar declining and bullish economic fundamentals

>+.01%

>>53436245
They bid TSLA up
just so we can short it back down

>>53436246
If you bought before close then at open you got dumped on hard. What happens an hour or a week later is not material.

>>53436185
who's going to tell him?

>>53435857
What news from the North?

>>53436258
nobody cares about DXY anymore

Seems like ASML won't dip, should I just buy it?

>>53436141
I don't think it would be that hard to find you bb. Just have to get to the space needle and then walk in a radius around it looking for expensive apartments.

>>53436200
But the FED won't like any of that.
>people can not be laid off from high paying jobs and cycle into open positions in lower paying employment fast enough for wages not to keep on rising
>there will be no unemployment to dampen consumer demand
>inflation will stay and randomly oscillate
>markets will keep on pushing higher INCLUDING commodities and crude, fueling inflation even more
The FED can not do anything besides keep on raising rates.
Yet we are years away from any braking point induced by higher and higher interest rates.

I expect the ATH of the SPX to be re-tested some time this decade, or maybe slightly below.
But at one point the markets will stall due to interest rate pressure and simply crab for years.

>>53436257
they are too retarded to notice we already pivoted in october.
lmao.

>>53436207
sort of, it's not uniform though

>>53436295
It has a literal monopoly, everyone says it's overvalued but the fucker never goes down

>>53436309
They do if inflation has subsided (it has, annualize the MoM print). We have a super strong economy, impending pause & cut, the worst is over in tech, strong employment, and DXY is down. Super bullish.

>>53436310
You faggots said this all year last year

>>53436200
>All the fundamentals are SO FUCKING BULLISH

>>53436310
Yellen pivoted, Powell didn't

>>53436332
maybe some retards did.
difference is now we have data and fundamentals to back this up. the worst is behind us. this is fact.

>>53436045
>>53436270
2000 SOXX i guess, whatever

>>53436295
I'm not going to buy 2% off ath with 45 p/e just because they did some good guidance today when my buy order is at $350

>TSLA
>trillion dollar meme stock
>earnings
>it’s flat

>mfw bought puts on crypto miners a week ago

>>53436369
Guidance is all that matters

>Changes in operating assets and liabilities
What does this mean in the cash flow statement? Tesla took a $2.2B hit there. It's not depreciation/amortization.

>>53436319
Though somewhat late it still feels like a decent time to buy some stocks

>>53436325
>it has
It hasn't. m/m prints are a ridiculous argument.
The economy is super strong, that is true.
The FED will not cut into a strong economy. They simply will not.
Pause, sure, why not.
But we will be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate well above (positive) 7%.

i like to eat ketchup chips
you like to buy CPUH

>>53436345
No recession = no pivot

>>53436374
When is guidance released

Chevron just announced over 75bil in stock buybacks

>>53436375
The free cash flow story is the big elephant in the room as their margins drop too.

>>53436389
I think the economy can easily handle 7% rates sure, things are just that bullish right now. But I think they'll cut to 2% the instant they get an excuse to to avoid recession. The Fed wants markets to go up.

>>53436309
Fed doesn't care about your little hobby called Stock Market.

>>53436418

>>53436261
>tfw no twintail gf

>>53435968
FUCK SILVERGATE

>>53435830
FUCK SILVERGATE

>>53435748
>tfw no twintail gf
AND
FUCK SILVERGATE

>>53436350

>>53436424
>The Fed wants markets to go up.
You want. And you want them to want what you want.

I agree that the economy can and will handle a FED funds rate of 7% and above pretty well.

By the time this cycle is over a recession will be necessary and even force induced. Then they might lower rates, back to neutral to slightly accommodating.
Thats more than a decade away, though.

At least in my opinion.

>>53436306
All of the apartments around the Space Needle are expensive...

>>53436417
I'm asking what that item means if anyone knows accounting.

>>53436306
>walk in a radius around it looking for expensive apartments
do you think there’s only a handful of expensive apartments near the space needle, you stupid ass flat-footed rung-licking gorilla nigger?

>>53436142
More important than just whether the other automakers are producing EVs that compete with Tesla in "quality" is whether they can produce the EVs
>at a lower price than Tesla can with a sustainable profit margin
for example, the Ford F-150 lightning runs for $56k starting up to $97k
They will never be able to get a 20% profit margin
I do not see them being able to sustain their lines at a 4% profit margin
and I do not see them investing huge money into the space to increase their economies of scale to improve this very weak margin
Tesla has such a crazy advantage in this regard, that I do not see them being outcompeted

>>53436492
Don't talk to me that way bb or I'll have to test my hypothesis

>>53436463
>a FED funds rate of 7% and above pretty well.
goal is 2%, it never goes up to 7. The final rate is likely going to be lower 5 at best. not even 6 months bet on 5 anymore

>>53436451
>FUCK SILVERGATE
I heard they’re getting a mega-slap because they were a huge funder of crypto exchanges

>inb4 guidance tanks market and then Intel is shit tomorrow. Then AMD shit the bed more Monday.

ZIM is such an easy buy here but my antisemitism and knowledge about how they knew about 9/11 makes it tough.

>>53436557
Oh yeah then Powell comes out next Thursday and potentially brings us to new lows

where is WBD's retard pumping coming from? they were headed for OTC status as far as this general was concerned

>>53436557
GDP and DXY decline will save any decline from bad guidance tomorrow should it happen. More likely that these data will drive another huge rally.

>>53436523
you’re literally unemployed, you stupid fat ass ugly gorilla niggerbitchfaggotmonkey.
you can’t even afford a goddam ticket to seattle.

>>53436424
>>53436463
The US market couldn't even handle 2.5% before the Fed was forced to pivot a few years ago. Europe had negative rates and even then couldn't grow. What makes you think the world could handle a 7% FFR?

>>53436141
>>53435133

>>53436598
FUCK YOU! IF YOU WOULD HAVE JUST GONE OUT AND HAD A DRINK WITH POEM ANON HE WOULDN'T HAVE SLEPT WITH A TRANNY HOOKER AND CAUGHT THE AIDS THAT KILLED HIM!!! POEM ANON IS DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

>>53436557
>Intel is shit tomorrow
Intel is always shit

>>53436586
Good news is bad new in this market. How old is waiting for the economy to shit the bed before he will stop interest rates. So negative economic news is good news. But it's also bad news because....well it's fucking bad economic news. There is no win here in the near term.

You guys are fucked. Ryan Cohen just tweeted about an apple partnership. GME to the moon

>>53436599
The economy is much stronger now.

>>53436626
Powell* is waiting

>>53436634
>The economy is much stronger now.
How? Everyday the data more clearly shows that the economy is slowing

>>53436634
Then rate hikes must continue for the short term.

>>53436626
We're in a bull market. Good news is good news and bad news is shrugged off because it was discounted in October 2022.

so literally all i had to do was buy the dip? why would people in this general try to mislead me?

>>53436649
Stimulus from COVID kick-started a new growth cycle

>>53436650
Not needed. Inflation is already over, but it probably won't harm the economy if they do keep hiking.

>>53436623
>IF YOU WOULD HAVE JUST GONE OUT AND HAD A DRINK WITH POEM ANON
HE DIDNT WANT TO MEET UP AND TOUCH STICKS, YOU RETARDED ASS GORILLABITCHNIGGERFAGGOTAPE

>>53436679
>Stimulus from COVID kick-started a new growth cycle
And now that stimulus is being removed from the economy through QT. The growth cycle lasted from 2020 until 2022. It's over now

Another short squeeze starting BTC. Garbage is going to lead this recovery.

>>53436698
QT is already over. Yellen started easing in October 2022 via TGA.

>>53436415
During the earnings call you can get more clarity from CEO but the numbers and statements are out already. It's why Microsoft tanked AH yesterday.

Meds. Everyone.

>>53436599
That was yesteryear without the trillions they pumped into the system by now.
Limitless funds are laying dormant nowadays and they will carry us into at least a decade of "restrictive" monetary policies.

>>53436676
>so literally all i had to do was buy the dip?
yeah, it's pretty simple

>>53436655
Continued rate hikes is not bullish for the market. I'm just talking the very near term. We might get that coveted soft landing after all. But the next couple weeks are going to be rough. That's all I'm saying.

ASMB stock ladies!

>buy low, sell high
cringe
>buy always, sell never
based

>>53436734
It's irrelevant to the market now, the hikes were already priced in last year. Markets are forward looking.

>next couple weeks will be rough
For market bears. Up only.

>>53436747
Is that a new ASMB lady?

>>53436679
Yeah inflation won't start showing up again until the end of the year when last year's level started cooling off. Since it's only based on a one-year scale, inflation will start looking like it's ramping back up in the summer. Besides, that's not the metric the Fed is using to gauge hikes. As long as job creation is hot, the strained rhetoric from the fed will continue. A few big tech giants getting rid of their diversity departments is not going to do it.

>>53436723
I'm white, not Mediterranean. Common misconception though.

>>53436723
>14pbtid
you too

>>53436752
You haven't been watching. Every time Powell talks, even as the right slow, the market goes into about 2 weeks of bearish behavior. And we're starting down the earnings of semis tomorrow. Going right into Powell. I mean sit through if you want, the market will go up as a general trend, but bears are going to be doing just fine for these two weeks.

>>53436599
There's too much excess money sloshing around this time that needs to be flushed. Painfully.

>>53436784
Because they messaged higher-for-longer, now it's higher-for-shorter, soon it will be "inflation tamed, rate cuts next meeting" all into the strongest economy in decades. Super bullish.

>>53436551
They’re literally money launderers

Nigger >>53436808

>>53436762
this is the opposite of how base effects work. Also CPI is negative MoM. They aren't going to hike into negative CPI for more than 1 meeting, they'll pause and cut after another negative month.

>>53436809
They aren't cutting rates anytime soon. We'll get a quarter of a percent and it will be with dire warnings as usual that we should still be buckling in. And by the time It is likely they can let loose, that's when inflation numbers will start looking like they're going up again because of the one year scale. But since inflation won't actually be going out that would be the best time to buy. And by the fourth quarter, will be experiencing the surge back.

>>53436367
>2% off ath
You mean 25-30%?

>>53436623
Maybe poem anon got HIV from scoops
Maybe scoops got it from you

>>53436837
It's not the opposite. Inflation looks like it's falling fast because last year it surged really fast around this time. It will appear to fall fast in the winter and spring. So we will experience a surge downward in the spring that will slow as summer comes around. So it will look like inflation might be rearing it's ugly head again. It won't be, but the metric will so the market will continue to be nervous. The Fed will also continue to reinforce this nervousness. If we recovery isn't going to start happening until Q4, or late Q3. It's just going to be a very volatile time until then. So you should be in and out. Not sitting on one position or the other. I just sold today and have gone short. Will likely go long again after Powell next week depending on how much ground is lost up to that point.

>>53436747
what is your avg now? i want to buy in but im scared of ze germans

>>53436711
>QT is already over
It's barely begun. And the rate hikes are just starting to affect the economy

Anons, what the fuck. Every stock was so low earlier today, only for this retard pumping.

I swear, its like the asshole investors want to piss off jerome powell and invoke the wrath of god with a 100bps hike rate.

WHY WON'T AMZN DUMP DOWN ALREADY, I WANT THAT SHIT IN THE 70's PRICE RANGE RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

>>53436814
bro, criminals kill for that kind of shit. you don't half-ass reporting on millions or billions laundered.
shit, you don't half ass on getting a nigger put in prison for $5. criminals don't like being caught, and big criminals hate it the most.

>>53436942