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I'm a 5'9" balding brown man who holds ETH, LUNC, CRO and a LINK suistack just incase the singularity happens. I shave my head 4 times a week because if I don't it looks like fucking crop circles. Am I gonna make it?

>> No.53427686

>>53427679
It doesn’t matter

>> No.53427696

>>53427679
thats my boy Yaper

>> No.53427773

>>53427679

Based and Crop-Circle pilled.

>> No.53427845

Get a skin derma roller and rosemary hydrosol therapy a-going. God bless ya!

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>>53427679
make short video of indian head bob please sir
can you explain indian head bob

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I cant help you with your height and desired skin color, but I can help you with your baldness issue

I myself was suffering from male pattern baldness all my life up until one day I listened to /biz for once and bought Polygon Matic tokens (the ticker was MATIC when I bought them)

In a matter of 1 (one) week, I had a full head of hair, and by the week after that my hair started growing uncontrollably. I had to sell some of my Polygon Matic tokens (Ticker: MATIC) just to be able to control the growth and grooming process

Buy Polygon Matic tokens (Ticker: MATIC) and experience healthy hair and a boosted state of self confidence
>picrel is me

>> No.53427992

>>53427920
it's just a cultural thing. Idk, some cultures have shrugging and hand signs, we brownies have these weird head bobs.

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>>53427992
Based

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>>53428150
can't tell if you were talking to an AI or not. anyways here's a brown girl drawn by an AI.

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>>53427964
How much poolygon is needed to make it??

>> No.53428435

>>53427679
Maybe you add ORE to your list, it's one of the web3 token you forgot to add, then you buy a personal clipper for yourself

>> No.53428440

I heard on a tv show once how we are the clay and where we are born is the kiln

With that being said, when women were asked what language they like the most, the preferred tongue is money.

You might have a chance with eth but how many x honestly with unlimited supply?

>> No.53428514

>>53428402
It all depends on the level of richness you want to be, as for me, I have over 100k MATIC & a huge bag of ORE staked for more passive rewards on polygon

>> No.53428603

>>53427679
you can permanently treat that condition, it's called alopecia areata, google this: fecal transplant alopecia areata

you're welcome

>> No.53428611

>>53428603
>fecal transplant alopecia areata
actually working for alopecia universalis but anyway fix your gut issues with a fecal transplant and you'll be gucci

>> No.53428648

>>53428611
>>53428603
nice try turd burglar

>> No.53428650

>>53428514
Only have 10k. Priced out of adding another 90k. Not looking to be super rich, just want to be comfy and be able to pay of my mortage quickly. Have a good paying job but I hate it. Other holds are BTC, Rose and Ada.

>> No.53428788

>>53428650
10K is not but, I started DCAing from 20k till I hit that height, nevertheless, you can follow my approach as well, while diversifying into other tokens like those I mentioned above, the two can't miss the pump at the same time

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>>53427679
No one fucking cares if your bald but insecure dweebs. Woman care about your finance, stability and being fun/status. Buy a joke book and if you GMI more cro

>> No.53429623

>>53427679
Remove LUNC. Others are good. I think you should add ORE too.

>> No.53429643

>>53428514
Getting a good APY from the ALBT/ORE pair.

>> No.53429662

>>53427679
Not to bad. The front of mine is gone. I'm the opposite of a unicorn. As for your coins. I hope you didn't buy in today