/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53424496
White bitches tongue my black taint

PLEASE be a bloodbath tomorrow

went all in on tqqq $20 puts for this week and next

>>53424505
Just buy SQQQ, bro. Just kidding fed will probably be dovish and markets will pump to all time highs one more time

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>>53424569
Dumbass

>>53424569
anime fag cant count, imagine my surprise

>>53424569
I was first. I am the winner.

>>53424502
israeli hands typed this

>>53424496
I’ve been a waste disposal specialist for 20 years and I can’t stop from laughing when I see these tech layoffs. You losers are finally going to have to get your hands dirty and do some real work. And you’re going to have to learn how to survive without a 6 figure salary. Welcome to the real world

>>53416003
this nigga cant be right about anything even when it's a 50/50 chance. msft didnt even give guidance LMAO

Did you absolute fucking faggots split threads again?

>>53424600
should i buy more EVX share ?

d-did we get too cocky mumubros?

>>53424600
Hey retard, when there’s trash on the curb, pick that shit up and throw it in the gd truck. Don’t think. Just do. No one cares if it’s recyclable.

>>53424496
>SPY gets the most amount of gains overnight
>NSPY
So they'd sell the rally and have to time SPY correctly to outpeform it? Seriously actively managed ETFs are the biggest meme of all time. People who run Actively managed ETFs should unironically be fired, I mean ffs a 22 yr old zommer is outperforming NSPY.

Baking!

https://twitter.com/HindenburgRes/status/1617991779504238593

Uh oh bros, the Doomer Boomer says we're going down again.
https://www.gmo.com/americas/research-library/after-a-timeout-back-to-the-meat-grinder_viewpoints/

>>53424496
What is happening to the fupas?

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/0g2OB-y8bW4

>>53424718
>local blind man guesses a crash will come 20 times in 5 years

>>53424718
Dis nigga named Cassandra

>>53424718
>Cassandra
Is he transitioning?

>>53424766

>>53424718
Cassandra, more like his Ass on Drugs lmao

>>53424783
Yes, I know all about that stupid whore who wouldn't fuck Apollo.

>>53424815

>>53424815
I look like this.

How long is it gonna take to dump down to 3000 S&P 500? It's pretty boring waiting

>>53424839
WTF JOE NOOOOO

>>53424815
You watch your mouth.
https://youtu.be/gGvOkOYJDTU

>futures

>>53424842 (You)
Based frogposter.

are they going to buy back oil for SPR one day ? https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Biden-May-Cancel-SPR-Sale-Report.html

i leave the pussy micro soft like windows vista

Why did MSFT bart?
What happened after their earnings report came out?

>futures

>>53424848
What we're doing is crabbing until real value catches up to nominal.

>futures down even more

>futures.

>>53424849
I don't care for EDM, but thank you.

This is unironically what I'm listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_wbdr-jZ-M

>>53424874
>this feeds the crab

>>53424505
>>53424545
It would be fun if it was red for a whole week but I got doubts. The market seems to always randomly move in the other direction.

>>53424874
that's what ive been saying since september. that any year not increasing is similar to a drop in value

Hi /smg/ how can you invest in your local police department?

>>53424901
Ah, so you like that nigger type music. I got you senpai.
https://youtu.be/pkO17TK5mqo

>Futures

>>53424911
It's wild: crab eating whatever bullshit thermophile microorganism is growing there. Getting energy from a system outside the sun.

>>53424695
He hasn’t been wrong in nearly 2 years.

>>53424938
MAKE THEM HOES FIGHT

>>53424848
Four to seven years from here unironically.

>>53424988
I can't handle that anon, gonna need that happen within the next 6 months at most. 3200 within 6 months is my final offer

>>53424917
This.

Name this chart

>>53425014
SPX will reach 4250pts to 4350pts within the first half of the year.
Once it does let's reassess the situation from there.

>>53425038
hmm this is a new one, is this pelosi booba chart?

>>53425038
insider herpes

>>53424545

i NEEDS that leverage and degen adrenaline rush

>>53424866
They never had any intention of repurchasing anything. Not even the 3m barrels they pretended to take offers on.
The reality is that every single barrel refilled would cost significantly more than the equivalent barrel sold last year. A few repurchases and their whole charade of profitable sales and temporary shortages goes down the drain.

>>53425054
The only way that happens is if we all get to gang bang your bussy while being live streamed on Bloomberg. Final offer.
https://youtu.be/5UPussUlO7M

>>53424965
I've heard this shit for years

>>53424637
The gains for NSPY come from being able to post funny vampire memes.

Fake rally, we going down next month.

>>53424965
If they keep asking for more, I will tip 10%

>>53425174
sir i made that webm specifically to dab on bears

>>53424866
A good rule of thumb for the Biden admin is: does this help Dem election prospects and/or does it help China?

Buybacks would crimp China's reopening, but sales of the last few SPR barrels in 2024 are a sure thing.

>>53425193
Get fucked mumu, your calls will expire worthless

>>53425193
Sir that is a clearly a bear dabbing on the bulls. And I made that webm dear kind sir. Thank You.

>>53425193
Sure thing bud

Let’s beat the Crab together

>GUZZOLINE

Really, how badly did that open minute schizo candle fuck people?

>>53425183
I only tip 18% and take it to go

BLOODY BITCH BASTARD FUTURES REDEEMING

When I trade, I listen to baroque music. In particular, Bach's cantatas. It reminds me of the purity of white culture, and the need to protect it. It gives me purpose throughout my day and pushes me forward so that I do my very best to make my family and ancestors proud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZQQL0C-Txk

>>53425263
Nice. here is my fav when trading https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZMDlUXcw-k

https://youtu.be/4ImA54iEV7Y
Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!

>>53425250
The jews did this

>>53425299
I think the dollar's just continuing its slow bleedout, chief.

>>53425324
Thank you for retails take on the situation.

>futures

>>53425250

I put some curry powder on my eggs today. What else can i do with this shit?

>>53425340
OK, but, like, why are you rooting for it, then? What do you expect to cause the turnaround?

>>53424965
>socially acceptable
Yeah for Whites maybe, I would only ever pay 15% as a max and you have to impress me to make me give you that much when you serve like ten other tables in the same time I am sitting there and still get a base salary on top of that.

>>53425324
dollar is becoming worthless. any plywood house is 500k. an egg is 5$.....loto is now 100million

>>53425356
nigger detected

>>53425353
Physics.

>>53425350
Curry maybe?

>>53425356
>>53425366
/tv/ has tipping arguments all the fucking time, please stop

>>53425290
for me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmi5zHg4QSM&t=317s

>>53425193
there is nothing about that webm that suggests bullish. take a fuckin lap.

>>53425362
Yeah but that's been happening regardless. DXY in particular is a comparison against the autistic Japanese and surprisingly hawkish Euros. I don't know what finally got Lagarde into this state so I don't know what'd snap her out of it.

>>53425376
That is an extremely high IQ answer. Very good, sir.

>>53424600
>waste disposal specialist
you pick up garbage, a job an 85 iq person can do. congrats. bully for you chap.

I'm on a train surrounded by niggers. Am I gonna make it?

>>53424718
can this man please, just once, not be so goddamned fucking autistic

>>53424600
Tony Soprano?

>>53425410
yeah but he also makes 70k a year to sit on his ass and listen to podcasts and retires with a pension in 20 years
easiest lazyman way to have a comfy life possible

>>53424505
>PLEASE be a bloodbath tomorrow
Begging is unbecoming of you Bobo.

>>53425362
Will the next jackpot be rigged to give all the money to some rich boomer in California or Maine?

expect us to pay for your lifestyle & you aren't even in this thread you grifting shit

>>53425418
Come up with ideas for an urban decay ETF. Your stop will arrive before you know it.

https://youtu.be/N6XhzXB3oY8

i tried to outsmart the market and failed. i said i was going to buy calls but i actually bought puts. turns out buying calls was the right choice all along. i want a refund from Israel

>Justin Bieber sells his music publishing and recording catalog shares to the Blackstone-backed Hipgnosis Songs Capital for $200 million ~AFP

Long Blackstone?

>>53425324
Don't call me chief, nigger

>>53424496
Can we please get the S&P 500 back to 3600, where it was three months ago?

>>53425503
You got it, hoss.

>tomorrow is (late) secret Santa
>last week was bring your pet pictures to work day
>this Friday is rainbow day
>next week it’s wear a funny shirt to work day
>coworkers always get their snackies and drinkies at their desk
>get scolded if I’m not playing well with my other coworkers
>everyone watches their movies and shows at their desk
>get pats on the back from bosses

Why do I feel like I’m at a fucking nursery school. Corporations are AWFUL

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>>53425508
>1pbtid

The shills are out in full force today.

>>53425426
no
that's kind of his thing

micro soft?
i'm more of a huge hard myself

>>53425518
>1pbtid

>>53425513
Don't call me hoss, chief

>he massreplied
what are ya gonna do dumb frogposter? gonna go on a schizo rant about leftypol?

watch markets just crab back to where we were yesterday once market opens because nothing can happen

I'm so fucking tired of the retarded crabbing

>>53425520

>>53425542
Sure thing, cabrón.

>>53425520
I know right?

>>53425533
I’m not even shitting you. There’s even organized team sports for the losers like kickball and bowling and shit

I literally feel like it’s a fucking nursery and I’m being treated like a child. Why?????

Meds. Everyone.

>>53425520
Based. Thank you for exposing them.

>>53425520
You think you can hide like this little bitch

bears are so fucking greedy

they live through this and still think things need to go lower

>>53425543
Why are you siding with the paid shills?

What are YOUR top 5 ASX fully franked dividend stocks?

>>53425573
follow up

>>53425520
>pepe posting
NGMI

>>53425591
That's a man. An ugly one too.

>>53425581
because i got lumped in with them, isn't that how this works? all these retards just see "their side" and "enemy side". might as well start playing along

>>53425549
Cabrón deez nuts

>>53425611
i love you

everyone lets please send me good trade info and targets ok lets gooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4MMdEzzA9w

>>53425582
Fortescue yields 9.2%, cobber.

>>53425591
Fuck you tranny

Why do trannies hate frogs?
Someone explain.

>>53424496
Oilbros are you still holding?
I dont even know what to do now.

Short this market like a dingle berry michael burry.

>>53425678
Very nice, much appreciated.

>>53425695
I am thinking about dumping my XOM soon, because XOM's running so far ahead of everything else it is embarrassing and I don't trust it. Going to let my OXY roll, which will ultimately prove to be a bad decision but it is so close to the 50's where Buffet buys it doesn't even matter to me if we get a crash.

https://youtu.be/c1dRJSYgdVk
Sooooo.... i ate all my meds while i was at some training. Can i borrow some of yours frens? I know we have more than enough to kill a ukranian army. Thanks frens.

>>53425721
But if it seriously crashes, why would Buffett step in at the 50's?

>>53425366
I'm actually part Ashkenazi but I don't identify as White on my job applications because people will racially profile me if I do, I just say I'm multi-racial. Also I don't want to be associated with White Americans because they're cringe, so not a nigger. Waitresses make too much money for serving tables.

>>53425768
He may not have to. The psychological threat of him buying will likely do enough.

Reminder that there are literally only two wolves in the market anymore. One who bets against the economy to make line go up. And one who wants to save the economy with line go down.
You may think your strategy isn't one of them. But you are wrong.

>>53425801
w-whoa.

>>53425520
Thanks for the (you). Incredibly generous.

>>53425783
I mean, who is just going to hand that old man a company at a price equivalent that is less than a 5 P/E ratio? Fucking retarded. Granted forward P/E should be a bit higher cuz of lower oil and natgas.

>>53425801
True bullishness is to hope for a cleansing crash.

>>53425721
VLO is my pick.

>>53425573
>a car company deserve to be worth more than all other car companies in the world combined despite bleeding money on useless projects while their self driving technology somehow gets worse over time and their batteries literally explode when exposed to a little water
Yeah, no.

Will that Hidenberg research thing actually do anything to the markets or be a nothingburger? They claim there's huge corporate fraud but we are in clownworld markets right now.

No Bobo No Cry.
No Bobo No Cry.

Everything is going to be alright.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H4nU6i7IZM&list=RDGMEMQ1dJ7wXfLlqCjwV0xfSNbA&index=6

>>53425836
You have been beating my ass the last month, that is for sure.

>It was like she was looking at walking garbage
>Who could not - or would not enjoy a cup of hot coffee?
>Be it decaf or full or regular?
>It is clear only a villain or scumbag would turn down a cup.
>Sip

>>53425418
pic is response

>>53425847
You mean their report on the Adani Group?

>>53425897
who cares about adani group.

>>53425518
if you are lucky you will die soon

>>53425542
i calling the cop

>>53425591
>hooker posting
doubly ngmi

>>53425591
>tranny posting

>tranny barges in thread
>hates pepe
>hates fun
>posts a tranny whore
>leaves back to discord

My bastards Hindenburg Research redeeming on Adani Group sirs.

https://twitter.com/HindenburgRes/status/1618077612680818688

Why did MSFT pump then rug in AH

I <3 pepe and tranime

>>53425520
How about you lick my knob?

>>53426002
officially: because the EPS was up 2 cents but then king jeet opened his curry flap during the conference

unoficially: because /smg/ predicted a pump

>>53426002
that happens like every earnings report. initial numbers make algos go retarded, then people actually analyze what it means and it can reverse

The absolute state of DIS.

>>53425905
Yeah. Outside of India, at least.

>>53426018
You wouldn't believe the high level minds that clandestinely post in /smg/.

What sectors do you guys think will beat the market this year? I’m thinking energy again, healthcare, shiny rocks, and metal.

>futures

>33% / -$12,000 since i started investing 2 years ago
wow
i love being an uneducated retard

>>53426074
>-33%*

>>53426040
energy for this quarter, then dollar rising will put pressure on oil and commodities as well as recession data will put pressure on oil - it will still outperform, but it will go down
healthcare, consumer staples, utilities for the year

>>53426067
that's fake right

>>53425695
>Oilbros are you still holding?
Mostly, yeah. I sold a bit more of my VIST though, now that it's tripled.
I think there will be another oil bull run, but more likely we see 6 months of stagnation here first.

>>53426040
If you're smart your portfolio for 2023 should look something like this (NOT ADVICE, DYOR)

>25% Electric cars
The electric car revolution is accelerating

>25% Internet stocks
These companies are increasingly dominating our lives

>25% AI stocks
Companies which benefit directly from these technologies

And lastly
>25% Biotech

Nuke India

>Adani Group: How The World’s 3rd Richest Man Is Pulling The Largest Con In Corporate History

https://hindenburgresearch.com/adani/
https://hindenburgresearch.com/adani/
https://hindenburgresearch.com/adani/

>>53426074
>Up over 15% since starting in 2019
>Beating SPY by single-digit percent on the 3 year
YUP.... NOW this IS INVESTING...

>>53426088
Sure bby, whatever you want

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPw6OxBBfJc

I'm down like 30% on qqq, when is the nasdaq going to go back up? Like 5 years?

https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI

>>53426120
>futures
>pastas
>presentos

>>53426108
what did you put your money into

>>53426094
Which AI stocks do you like?

>>53426124
>fagsdaq
>going back up

anon.......................

>>53426124
Probably a 10 year recovery

>>53426124
>he thinks it will go back up

Nigga that shit ain’t even halfway done going down yet. It’ll be decades before it reaches its prior peak again.

>>53426128
sound cloud has based potential

i-is anybody in the green?

>>53425774
>I'm actually part Ashkenazi
>Waitresses make too much money for serving tables.
Oy vey

>>53426145
>>53426138
this is why bears never make money right here

FUCK SILVERGATE

>>53426173
Does frog posting count as being in the green?

>Futures

>>53425998

>>53426192
hello hello

>>53426067
is he OK ?

>>53426167
Oh, is it going public soon?

>>53426124
It took shale oil 8 years to stop lighting investor money on fire and start focusing on profitability once that bubble burst with the oil crash back in 2014.
I imagine the SAAS suffering cycle will be similar. Some higher quality companies may shift to focus on what matters sooner than others, but many will continue to pay out the ass in useless CAC to drive unprofitable growth, while diluting the fuck out of you through increasingly punishing SBC as the share price drills further into the abyss.
The dot-com bust was also similar, with tech prices mostly staying suppressed until after 2008.

>>53426127
well other than SPY equivalents...

>OIL (currently around 10-15% of my port)
>Copper miners
>Silver (sold after the Reddit pump)
>Gold miners (my biggest mistake, they're recoovering though)
>INDA & EWW sirs & señores
>3M U.S. Treasury Bonds

Those are the big ones anyways

Woulda coulda shoulda bought CPB right after the Fed pivot but hey... you can't win em all

>>53425962
oldfag here, I honestly don't hate pepe but its ubiquitous use is what is disparaging. this website used to be great with so many different reaction images and memes but now it's just the same face over and over again. Sad to see the youngin's come in and have no originality at all, just reuse the same image over and over again. it makes anyone who uses it bland and lame. Every time I see it I just remember the good ol'days and get sad that newfags will never experience that.

>>53426224
fuck me how much is your portfolio worth
over $100k?

>>53426002
The don't give guidance until during the earnings call. The guidance was not good.

Do I have to pay child support if I impregnate my overseas coworker in Singapore?

>>53426247
choose better your coworker to avoid baby issues

thoughts on sbev

>>53425542
Someone thought buying that girl flowers was a good idea once.

>>53426266
she cute

>>53426266
that's a man

i miss my big BHP dividends
it made me forget about all my losses

how do i bet on a +50bps to next fed meeting ?

Lol so what the fuck happened in afterhours today at like 6pm est? Why did everything take a fat shit?

>>53426337
go short you dumb tranime poster i will end you

>>53426266
But I want to impregnate her, specifically.

>>53426094
I have TSLA, LAC, and CHPT for the electric car sector.
Bio, I don’t do. I have ABBV and BMY though.
For AI, I only have INTC which NVDA uses in their hardware. I have PLTR as well, which is probably considered an AI company.
Internet, I don’t know. They seem to mostly rely on ad revenue which I would assume is in a major downturn. You taking stuff like TTD?
I’m all ears though if you have any good picks.

>>53426243
Yeah I'm 6fig hell like at least several others here.
Who knows, maybe some day I'll be able to afford a house.
Below $100k you should focus on income & job skills first anyways (though $30k-$100k you should at least dip your toes in)

>>53426347
okay, but now show the side profile of her face

>>53426371

>>53426360
damn good job anon, very nice

i'm just sick and tired of it all, however
i have lost faith in all """""experts""""" for the way they have handled the economy these past 3 years but i should have known better than to try to pull myself out of a bad economic situation via the equity market when i wasn't already loaded with cash
i just feel bad for the next generation because they will experience proper slavery all over again

>>53426335
Anyone?? Was it really just Microsoft guidance? I don't see why that would bring down literally everything unless Big Money is just looking for ways to get cheapies

>>53426346
who so much hate ? maybe your put expire worthless ?

>>53426356
>100% coomer growth stocks in a rising interest rate environment
>unironically buying in to the still-developing electric car bubble
y-you do you anon

>>53426429
nobody who invests in el*ctric vehicles should be listened to or treated as a human

the moment I see that word uttered I just block and stop reading the post

It seems that the Adani Group report isn’t causing a steep selloff. How boring.

>>53426448
holy based

>>53426429
It’s not 100% bro. I’m heavy in to oil, electricity, gas, uranium, fertilizer, steel, copper, and gold. My E car stocks are like 10% of my holdings at most.

>>53426426
why would i be short? im not dumb enough to expect a 0.5 increase

>>53426448
You missed out on Tesla or something ? I don’t even want or own an electric car, but I do like money.

>>53426455
It's not really breaking news. Everyone already thought those companies were retardedly valued.
It's the jeet equivalent of our SPAC bubble from 2021. Like most of those SPACs, it's unsurprising that the indian markets are also full of fraud right now.

>>53426503
Earnings are going to take us down to bear city where the girls and ugly and the bulls are hungry.

>>53426522
Even then, I think directly accusing the founder of fraud and market manipulation would make me think markets would be more fearful than a measly -1.5%. I’d have expected 5 to 10% drop.

>>53426503
i m dumber than you that s all. not to brag but i bought ICP at 2k

>>53426419
Yes because it was bad for cloud computing (i.e. AMZN). Big stocks collapse -> indices collapse.

No, seriously, what was that halt glitch this morning?

>>53426632
Ask tomorrow morning when the NYC insider crowd is here.

>>53426579
well you should look up probabilities of things happening via options and forecasts because right now the chance of a 50bps rate hike is <1% and 25bps is 99%

>>53426632
US infrastructure is just scrambling. don t look too far https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/20/faa-outage-that-delayed-thousands-of-flights-caused-by-contractor-who-deleted-files.html

>>53426632
it happens semi regularly on all exchanges
https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/trading-halted-tsx-1.6636546
2 months ago

>>53426654
>That URL
lmao

>>53426407
If you are in bad economic times in your personal life the stock market is the worst possible thing to turn to. It has to be just a number on a screen to you, if you are too scared to lose money you will panic sell with the rest of the boomers. And trading like you are trying to be #1 ASAP will lose you a lot, a LOT of money and you see it here all the time.

I wasn't that loaded with cash when I started, I had just paid off my student loans. I started with some index funds & slowly got into individual stocks - which ended up being good because I have made a some pretty shit buys with, thankfully, a small % of my port. Overall though, my #1 goal has not been to make huge gains, but to avoid huge losses- in real or nominal terms. And in this schizo market, that has been an OK decision (for now).

By the way, there is nothing wrong with keeping up with stock market analysis, but you have to be critical. Like, I think Lyn Alden writes some really interesting historical analysis when she's not shilling cr*pto. Does this mean I agree with her specific stock recommendations? Usually, no. But everyone will draw their own slightly different conclusions from the same information.

>>53426663
You don't need files to take off a plane

>>53426632
probably chink hack

oof these futures

>>53426675
idk man aviation seems pretty gay these days in that you would somehow.

>>53426675
lot of them actually but now store in ipad like weight and balance given to you by a software depending on seatmap and aircraft

>>53426674
i wasn't in such a terrible economic situation, i had no debts, no loans, paid off my own car, had a decent amount of money saved up, etc. but if i stayed on that trajectory i would have owned my own home probably by the time i was in my mid-late 30s (i was 24 then) because my job wasn't paying as much as i liked so i willingly took a gamble and then covid happened
i still haven't sold what i first started with because i'll die before i sell in the red but i should have done more research and started with index funds like you did

the #1 thing i do not understand about the economy/stock market is how every single expert can come to a different conclusion - are they looking at different data or what?

>soft landing

>>53426067
someone tell me if he is OK ??

>>53426490
>Having ANY % of your port greater than 0 in the modern equivalent of the Canal bubble
>Especially when Li-ion is so blatantly a subpar battery tech
The only way I would even slightly respect your Ecar position would be if ALL of it were in one stock that you believed in. Not because I think it'd make it significantly less likely you'd take a total loss, but because at least it indicates that you are cleared-eyed that only a few (if any) will survive and you may have done some legwork to try to figure out the most likely candidate. There were 100's of U.S. ICE car manufacturers in the 1920's, now there are 2 - think about what that means for a typical investor.

Bros, show me your softest landings.

>>53426770

>>53426770

anyone know of a stock screener that includes implied volatility as a filter?

>>53426777
I know about black swans, but what does the pink swan mean?

>>53426770

>>53426770
>soft landing

>>53426766
there's 3 major US ICE car manufacturers today
all small car manufacturers get swallowed by conglomerates, this is a universal no matter which country it is from

>>53426798
>futures

They Are Lurking.
They Know You Have Been Irrationally Exuberant.
And They Can Smell. Your Fear.
You Have Been Warned.
Why Didn't You Listen?

markets are crash caused by RUSSIA and PUTIN. they doing some shady shit over there right now this is going to be march all over again 2020 but WW3.

>>53426796
Finviz's stock screener has a volatility filter. I don't know if it's using the exact volatility metric you want.

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>>53426770
>>>/wsg/4930965
>Powell decides to try a maneuver called a "soft landing". Practically unheard of with central banks but sometimes used by overleveraged hedge funds.
>Powell has never actually performed a soft landing with a hedge fund. But he's attempting one now. In a 26 trillion dollar economy.
Here we go.

Any companies you guys see taking Broadcom’s position eventually?

What dumping my futures bastard?

>>53426828
Yeah not quite the same, implied volatility accounts for potential volatility where as that filter is only for volatility that's already happened

>>53426844
i think there was a famous soft landing in NY in sept 11

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>>53426828
https://www.barchart.com/options/highest-implied-volatility/highest

alright found one, i guess i can just cross reference if i hate barchart

>>53426893
Pretty sure that's the one powell's using as reference in his own planning.

>just spent 2k on CAU and MRR
Did I throw my money away? No.

>>53426736
>are they looking at different data or what?
They probably are. Even from the little bit I've followed a handful of bloggers/analysts, all of them have different fundamental ways of viewing the market which leads to different macro indicators they like to watch. There is just so much information that choosing the "important" stuff to follow is a non-trivial decision.

The real key to watch out for in "experts", though, is to make sure to ID when they have a conflict of interest. Like, youtubers - they may have some interesting insights, but what makes them money is that you are watching. Or, mainstream finance journalists - they want to keep their job, so they aren't going to stray too far from the herd in their predictions (hence so many being "surprised" by literal free money causing inflation). Bloggers will want to shill their premium service or some other niche thing, I could go on. This doesn't mean none of these are useful sources, it just means you have to think about what they will and will not say.

>>53424496
do no screeners offer ncav in their filters? I mean, i cn code it in python with yfinance or make my own screen in an excel spread sheet i guess, but wtf why isn't this obvious and basic metric of stock value present on any of the free stock screeners?

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My neighbor dropped off more double yolk eggs tonight. Honestly this feels insane, he's bringing me like $20 worth of eggs every week and says he could bring more.

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>>53426963
based af neighbor desu

>>53426808
>Counting Dodge after getting bought by FIAT
yikes... Mopar cope detected...

>all small car manufacturers get swallowed by
and do you think all those investors made money? a lot of times when that happens, it's because the small guy is going bankrupt and their shit is bought for pennies on the dollar. I have seen it happen with shale oil companies, it will happen for EVs too.

>>53426770
>futures

>>53426938
ncav?

>weed stocks
What went wrong?

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>>53427007
it's from the intelligent investor.

>>53426989
>it will happen for EVs too.
only if major manufacturers don't bother with EVs, which is not the case at the moment

>>53427011
Taxes

you know what they say if you wanna cook a pizza you gotta break some eggs. my gut feeling is we're about to dump all the way to 3500 soon

thing is we're running out of sellers so we need a new happening.

>>53427011
>weed stocks
lmfao my dumbass brother in law lost ~$10,000 buying weed stocks. Fucking retard thought it was dumb to buy gold mining stocks.
*mario death sound*

>>53427133
Yes. The slow bouncy bleed is hard to trade. I want hard rippings in either direction.

>>53427232
I made my first 10k on the weed stock pump lol. Never really understood it, but they kept going higher.

>reading a company's 10-k
>the diversity and inclusion section is only 3 sentences

extremely bullish

>>53427246
Another finger on the monkey's paw curls

>>53427311
>doesn't share the ticker
Care to share the ticker, anon? Or, you could tell me your ethnicity :)

>>53426795
This book made me sad.

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