/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53422437
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

Sell now

In all seriousness, what in the fuck were those halts?

>>53422472

>>53422437
Why is MICROSOFT pumping???? DUMB BULLNIGGERS

SKYT bros where we at?
I need a good pun for the stock name. I can't keep using "SKYT bros".

Microsoft? More like Micropenis.
Cloud growth looks like dogshit. No one likes Azure. Teams is letting Slack eat their lunch.
Sell high,

>printing out my tax forms

Would you buy this chart?

>>53422493
I'll tell you what it was but nobody will believe me.

Those were an illegal way to hit stop losses on major companies before the meltup. Inflation data will be bullish as fuck and the Fed will start to Pivot. They wanted your shares and if you had a stop loss, they got them.
All I hear on CNBC is bearish talk. That means the bottom is fucken in.

>>53422472
>>53422511
>>53422513
>>53422480
Tony bros

WHY DIDN'T

THEY LISTEN

>>53422513
why would not. there is nothing significant going on there. it's slightly bearish actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAa2mSxZvXw

>>53422514
GroundFire

Lets talk about SAVA. lol.

I hope tomorrow's hidenberg report saves my puts

>>53422513
Amzn also. It’s officially over bros.
we’ve survived.
You didn’t sell your shares down 50% did you anons?

>>53422536
Kek looks exactly like that meme

Bear cucks still comfy? SOXL chads are comfy as fuck

>>53422542
it seems like they hate money

>>53422514
SKYT kangs is what I have been using.

>MICROSOFT CEO SAYS SOME 80% OF LINKEDIN SIGN-UPS CAME FROM OUTSIDE UNITED STATES - CONF CALL

WTF BULLBROS DID WE GET TOO COCKY???

>>53422630
Yes
>pre-futures
OH NONONONONO

>>53422590
So it seems so it seems

>>53422622
Is it true that most people live outside of the united states and most are nonwhite?

Teslabros, how are we looking?

The stock is rebounding and looks poised for a bull run. Still on a massive FIRE SALE off its high.

I am feeling wonderful and planning to add some more TSLA to my portfolio this week!

>>53422681
TSLA headed to $4000 a share soon. Cathy may be crazy, but she was right.

>>53422670
No it's a myth, an urban legend. If most people lived outside of the USA they would sneak into the USA and sooner or later most people would live inside the USA, it's the Coudenhove-Kalergi Equilibrium.

Last year I took out a personal loan. Everyone thought I was crazy. But here we are a year later with my loan terms cheap as hell and only 3 years of making payments left to go all while my KO stock is making me green and I do nothing but sit on my ass and smile day in and day out. (Another pay bump on tap for later this year to. Rumor is another 8% like last year)

>>53422530
Same bro, fucking kikes

>>53422542

>see people talking about 'introverts'
>realize they're women because they define introversion as "someone who just likes a cup of hot chocolate watching their favorite show" or some shit
Just wanna throw them all the in fucking gulag. No more cute twitter/linkedin bios to read, no more hr bullshit, no more retarded articles by 46yo women complaining they can't find people willing to put up with their shit.

>>53422493
strategy

>>53422705
It's worse.. I left a job last year, and now I can't access my W-2 through the online systems. They better send me one in the mail.......

women owe me sex, stocks owe me profit

Defence instury etf ita all time high soon ukraine got approved leopards batallions by germany, Abrams by usa and soon likely f16's. Usa has abrams warehouses full
thousands of them. Nanite armor maybe too high tech so you need to taske off uranium armor before sending them cause it's top secret tech

it would be vice for putin to surrender and write peace papers because when the army gets defeated it typically collapses within 1-3 days and then all the people in kreml will
lose power in instant. historical examples show 300-400k men armies collapse typically in day or two when opponent starts to overrun divisions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kywvddotm7Q

wtf is the point of even doing anything anymore if AI can just do everything better? why make art when AI can just make better art to an infinite degree in mere seconds? why learn to code when AI can already do it better than most people?

why do anything at all? i figure once it's good enough that's when the elites kill us all off since they don't need us anymore. i doubt we're all gonna get to live in a NEET utopia.

all that coffee and mountain dew is catching up with me, i do not feel good bros
if today's the day, i'd like every poster in /smg/ to select one of my funko pops for themselves

>>53422732
the war isnt even real

>>53422622
>fire poos
>fly them back
>send out linkedin invitation link
extremely based

>>53422760
there has never been a point to doing anything.

>>53422437
How the fuck has nobody posted MSFT once. How's Satya Nadella doing? Seems to be talking big game

>>53422760
>Why play chess if AI can do it better?
>Why play games if AI can do it better?
>Why write a book if AI can do it better?
>Why draw if AI can do it better?
>Why lift weights in AI can lift better?

Because its fun anon. Because life isn't about trying to compare yourself to others or seeking the approval of random strangers. Imagine a world where we are free to pursue our passions, no matter how frivolous or pointless they may seem to others. That's what AI offers us, one day.
Whether the (((elites))) let us all benefit is another story.

>>53422538
Bullshit but I believe it

>>53422760
There's always been someone better than you, especially you, an anon on fucking 4chan. Why write when there's centuries of better writers who did it better than you could ever dream and all you're really doing is a poor imitation of them anyway
Retard

BUDDY LOOK AT MSFT COMPUTER

Holy shit Microsoft is about to go red

>microshit

kek, lmfao even

welcome to jewtown anon

MSFTbros...
it's over

cowabunga dudes

>bonds rising as if the fed isn't going to raise rates and tank the market in a week
Easiest fucking puts of my life

Why is MSFT giving back it's after hours gains now?

ETH down 4% in an hour. Hold on to your anuses, techfriends.

>>53422826
>>53422828
fuck he wanted to say diversity hires but said niggers instead in conference call

>>53422859
they wouldn't give guidance super bullish bro keep buying, kek

yeah we are in a fucking depression

>futures

well so much for that giga pump

>GUZZOLINE

How long until brockerages like BlackRock make their own crypto coin?

>>53422732
>historical examples show 300-400k men armies collapse typically in day or two when opponent starts to overrun divisions
The Germans over ran not just divisions, but entire Russian army groups, capturing 2.5 million soldiers, and they still lost the war. Please tell Georgy Zhukov he should give up after losing a few divisions.

>>53422886
never. they know the fed will make USDC

>>53422861
>futures
>MSFT
>crypto
I have awoken

>>53422901
>usdc where they can modify the difficulty to make it easier or harder to mine to pump the currency
sounds based

>he thought the world wasn't collapsing

silly mumu

>Pajeet Microsoft CEO starts talking about offshore hiring, jeet linkedins, and diversiy
>stock immediately tanks

I'm telling you guys, if a company has a pajeet ceo it has either peaked or is peaking.

I told y'all to hold judgement on MSFT until the conference call.

Threadly reminder that brokers are irrelevant. If you want a bit of stock, you can buy some at the transfer agent.

>>53422920
there wont be any mining, that shit has always been retarded.

>>53422904
plz tell me the whole NFLX pump was fake and gay. No one actually likes watching shows about fags right?

>>53422858
Corporate bonds are ripe to be shorted here but maybe not treasury bonds. Corporate debt has priced in a perfect soft landing and return to easy money. Credit spreads are going to explode from here.
Treasury rates can remain under the FFR terminal rate as long as the bad economic data keeps coming in. When the disinflation soft landing narrative turns into deflationary hard landing treasury bonds will do well while corporate debt will get crushed

>>53422920
>think it will be mined and not minted out the fed's asshole like USD

>>53422934
anon, don't make me break out the HR roastie thot tictok vids that is the cuckflix audience.

>>53422937

>>53422692
>53422692
this. robotaxi is the big happening. tesla will have fee free revenue and it will be happening a half a million+ times per day.

dropping prices on cars is to saturate the market with teslas.

This acccomplishes 3 things:
1) hurts competition directly due to them choosing another product
2) makes it known tesla is the dominant car in speed, tech, fuel economy, and VALUE
3) creates millions of potential employees who may choose to operate their car as an uber using full self driving.

Boom--Tesla gets $.10 for every mile driven as a robotaxi. then they will expand into cargo hauling.

>>53422936
100% will hit LTT
Even a 25 basis point increase has huge ramifications for strips

>>53422870
I just like two scoop posting I'm not holding any MSFT. I want to just get the upcoming giga dump over with so I can rebuy index funds

Kek they’re gonna get out of paying out on these MSFT calls after all

I inversed Cramer and I bought calls on Bitcoin ETC today
He better not heem me

>>53422697
>Coudenhove-Kalergi Equilibrium
Toppest of keks good sir

>>53422826
>BUDDY LOOK AT MSFT COMPUTER
lmao
so much for having one good trade in my life

anons, what the fuck just happened. Futures were over $3 pump, now its dipping so much, shit.

>>53422824
im not here to write, im here to shitpost.

>>53422976
.25 at the next two meetings is already expected. 30 year treasury rates are not going to dramatically move just because the Fed does what everyone is expecting them to do. I think things will get crazy once the market accepts that the Fed will not pivot even if there is a deep recession and stocks crash. I'm not sure how long term treasuries will react.

>>53423015
Microshit refused to give guidance, kek, fucking baggies, kek

>kek, fucking baggies, kek

If TSLA misses, this market might go back down to the monthly low kek

>>53423028
There are absolutely some retards thinking the fed won't raise rates

>>53422538
That's Jewish enough I believe it.

idk why the flash crash glitch doesn't instill the fear of God in mumus

>>53423068
12 years of free money has made them think the line goes up forever

>>53422887
that is when they were defending moscow, it's either defend or die for them. when doing offensive there is morale issue. i mean you have to shoot own troops in the back cause the morale among russians is so low. so that kind of armies of 400-500k strength Can easily collapse it does not take long as
people think, only day or two it's like domino effect when one division commander surrenders then the next says they wont fight either and so on. that's how it has happened before at least

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

>>53423006
*ETF

> futures

FUCK YOU MSFT THIS IS NOT FAIR. I GOT TRICKED SO HARD

>>53423048
Just stay away from KO for a few more weeks. Crash coke before the dividend

>futures

>>53422538
>They wanted your shares and if you had a stop loss, they got them.

this is why i don't have a stop loss on my non-day-trading positions. i have a doomer portfolio where either society gets its shit together and i make a fuckload of money off of semiconductors or they don't and we probably all get nuked and then i don't have to care anymore. i literally can't lose. not selling until at least double in which case i'll sell half and never sell the rest.

>>53423068
My boy, you described the fundamental difference in the bear and bull philosophy: bears operate off fear while bulls operate off hope. Often times both emotions are misplaced.

>>53423014
>>BUDDY LOOK AT MSFT COMPUTER
>lmao
>so much for having one good trade in my life

lmao

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53423068
it's a *flash* crash why would you be scared lmao
only thing to be scared is missing out on buying it

>>53423068

nasd-ack -1% already

The Microsoft CEO is shitting the bed. He’s spilling his spaghetti everywhere.

>>53423063
Yeah there are some but most of the pivot fanatics have just moved the goal post and now consider a pause a pivot. The treasury bond market has priced in a strong disinflationary trend and a Fed that pivots much early. The upcoming .25 bps hikes are part of what's priced in. The treasury bond market hasn't fully priced in a recession yet. This is evident because the corporate bond market hasn't priced in a recession at all.
I believe the Fed won't pivot until the economy is really messed up. I'm not sure if long duration treasuries will benefit from this because of a flight to safety amid a Fed induced deflationary recession or if long term rates will go higher because the expected Fed pivot won't happen as soon as expected.

>>53423137
make it back by shorting tsla tomorrow

>>53422866
>miss you papa j

Lol nothing is good enough for this fucking general. One of the best companies in the world and it missed revenue by less than 1%. Good cloud growth in a terrible macro environment. I doubt anyone here actually buys stocks anymore. It’s mostly index investors talking crap because they’re secretly insecure they’re missing out on opportunities.

best month on record for nvidia since nov 2021

I bought VIX calls today.

The fuck? Did SSE just shit itself or what just happened?

>>53423068
oh that flash crash glitch made me buy more puts. read too much about black monday to not hedge.

>>53423187
Tsm had a 45% revenue increased but missed their prediction by something crazy small like 0.2% and headlines where "TSMC IN HOT WATER AS IT FALLS SHORT AND MISSING EARNINGS! COMPANY NOT AS PROFITABLE AS THEY THOUGHT!"

Might be risky but I will do calls and long on $VORZ. Texas universities and Oklahoma offices are banning Tiktok. I think a natiowide permaban in USA might be in the future.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1617515367932301312

>>53423187
Nothing personal, but I don’t buy Indian companies like Microsoft. I prefer to invest in American companies.

>>53423187
>>53423221
if everyone is conservatively discounting growth and it goes even below the conservative estimate that is bad.

$MSFT USED TEAMS FOR EARNINGS CALL - IT SHIT THE BED BEFORE THE CALL WAS OVER. LMAOOOOOO FUCK MSFT - GLAD I LOADED PUTS!

>>53423137
If you didn't sell the top you're a fucking greedy idiot

>>53423245
I use teams for work and jesus christ its a buggy mess. Almost every single day me or someone else has to restart the damn thing or even their pc cause mics break or screen share fails

>>53423237
>45% increase isn't enough
QE has ruined zoomer investors

>>53423068
Modern-day mumus know full well that any crash will inevitably be followed by the greatest stimulatory pump of all time, every time.
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.

fucking damnit, what did I fucking miss? Microdick was up 5% after hours, did they call out the Jews?

>>53422437
Smg was..... WRONG

Holy shit, /smg/ really did call MSFT.
>>53421349
>>53421358

>>53423091
>that's how it has happened before at least
No, it's not really how it happened before. When Napoleon invaded Russia, he won the battle of Borodino, just barely, but Kutuzov decide to withdraw his army and the people from Moscow and burn it to the ground and let the French starve. Napoleon was forced to abandon the second army of his career, and arguably his best, leaving the vast majority to perish. The whole point of the Russians is "quantity is a quality all it's own".

>>53423229
what the fuck is VORZ and why would it go up from a TikTok ban?

the easiest answer would be to long META / GOOGL.

>>53423152
yup, probably a test dump

>>53423317
Its fucking sad what became of russia. Communism really does just absolutely destroy a country completely.

I think we are gonna get fucked this week

SOXS

semiconductors = vaporware

WTF IS HAPPENING

>/ES 4K

>>53423348
Get off the internet then

>>53423160
do you think (((they))) ever realize the irony of their attempts to be anti-racist? like, realizing the message they're sending, like "don't be racist! if you're an asian, get an F, YEAH!!!"?

it's just fucking weird to see shit like this and they're not joking at all. it's not some sort of satire, they seriously put a black man with a black baby sleeping in a commercial and put "don't do your taxes" over it and no one told them how bad that looks. absolutely not a single person said "hey, doesn't that kind of imply...?", and anyone that even hinted at it was probably fired and cancelled. what a fucking weird time to be alive, eh?

>>53423285
the percentage increase doesnt matter, what matters is the price of the security. if it is priced for 50% growth and it disappoints then yes the price will go down

>>53423348
I didn't think vaporware applied to hardaare but I guess it makes sense

so are XOM earnings going to be a sell the news event?

inb4 fucking nothing

>>53422437
Should I get out of Intel today before ER? I’m even on it.

>>53423318
Its a tiktok clone app but its made by burgers

I love it when stock boomers get the taste of a bart

>AMZN doesn't even have earnings today

QRD on Microsoft? I haven’t been able to look at the full release, I just know they came in weak on all fronts.

>>53423380
you should write 50 contracts of puts like me

>>53423380
last earnings were the first time in a long time they pumped on earnings. Who knows?

It took nothing to get us hooked again buddy just look at the Bartholomew computer

So that markets are street shitting because MSFT CEO spilled out 80% of linkedin are Indians.

Man what happened, I thought companies love hiring H1Bs for cheap labor? KEKLMAO

I was so happy that i finally made it with my msft calls but when i checked futures....

>>53423401
amzn is probably moving because people are looking at microsoft's azure as an indicator of what's happening with AWS

I still can't believe they actually started to CRASH EET once they died, fucking meme magic and synchronicity and shit.

>>53423404
The /smg/ poll results were bull, then crab, then bear. The price action is playing out all three this evening.

>>53423412
Yeah I’m pretty torn. I want to hold, but I hate losing money as it’s a rarity for me.

>>53422926
He’s such a retard faggot

>>53423404
it was at first "mixed", their cloud is apparently showing growth, the rest I don't have a clue but my guess is their earnings are getting JUST'D

>>53423430
>I was so happy that i finally made it with my msft calls but when i checked futures....
it was so fucking funny the last thread where everyone was astounded that /smg/ had gotten one right for once

bulls want the red meme line, mumu gimme hopium

>>53423422
Yeah it’s over. Intel 2.0.
good job hiring an Indian CEO.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I went to go work in my attic for a few mins, then come down and check WTF HAPPENED?

>>53423482
From my experience poo's tend to hire more poo's and the whole company goes to shit

>>53423486
All Heebs hours is just thin is all.

>>53423493

>>53423493
yes they're like jews with nepotism but less capable. i only buy jewish ceo stocks, when disney hired iger back i wrote puts. free money

>>53423493
This literally happened to the fry's (electronics store) near me. There was only a couple of them at first and eventually most of the employees were replaced by them. The company is bankrupt now kek and all the stores shut down

I now have over 4k shares of SOXL

>Crab futures + Crab market = Red day
Looks like meme chart is correct

I passed out from doing leg press right after intense cardio today after getting off of my PC, what did I miss?

mumu
r u ok

>>53423518
getting tight

>>53423540
how those puts going?

>>53423538
Vapid shitposts, so nothing new.

>>53423551
going pretty well tonight, thanks for asking

>>53423515
>>53423493
The problem with pooinloos is that some are excellent workers, but they cannot communicate worth a shit even to one another and therefore progress halts.

During the 1900s there were articles written about the future, predictions about the tech (some of them pretty accurate), all kinds of futurology shit.....what's the best resource to read about such things these days? Any good Twitter accounts, websites, YT channels, etc.? The only thing I ever here about the future now is either a) doomposting NYC will be underwater by 2030 and b) how the future is whatever the opposite of white masculinity is (which is a le good thing!). I just want to read quants' predictions of the next decade without being told to eat the bugs

>>53423555
And the jewish machination called the stock market?

>futures

>he fell for the Bobo Doomer thesis

If only you knew how bullish things are

>>53423091
Ukies are draft dodging by turning tranny. I don't think the Russians are the ones on the verge of collapse. Short DFEN.

>>53423538
> doing leg press right after intense cardio
you are a special kind of stupid aren't ya

>http://maximum-pain.com/options/MSFT

>>53423515
I miss fry’s so much bro. It was one of my happy places.

>>53423570
They are also extreme nepotists. Indians will take long breaks, arrive to work late, leave early, but the Indian boss will get mad at the white guy

>>53423493
Reminds me of a certain ethnoreligious group

>jordan peterson looking at NASDAQ futures

WHO'S (((THEY)))???

So was 4040 for S&P the top or there will be one more scampump at the end of this week?

meme lines won't cross on the nasdump right????

Every race practices racially favoring their own groups except White people.
I’m doing my part to change that.

I will never hire a Jew or non-white. Ever.

>>53423642
im no bobo but i can easily seeing that shit heading right back down to retest 9000 or even 8000 if it wanted

>>53423641
It was the top ...

Don’t look up Jordon Peterson’s Grandma dream.
This IS financial advice.

BUDDY LOOK AT NASDACK

>>53423608
I'm not a fucking nerd who plans out my workout, I do what I feel like doing dumbass

>>53423538
Hope you're not giga vaxxed

>>53423518
post price average

>>53423683
sure, but isn't cardio before lifting is wild. I always end on cardio because otherwise i'm too out of breath to lift properly

>>53423677
what's it gonna take? pt 200 points down

>>53423686
Not that high...32.81

>>53423518

Are you (yes, YOU) ready for the robot revolution?

>>53423710
Why don’t you lift 2-3 days/wk and run 2-3 days /wk? Or lift at the gym and go for a run in the evening hours after. Why do you have to do it all at the gym in one go?

>>53423642
What would them crossing imply?

>>53423594
Powerful.

>>53423556
>short dated puts
yikes!

>>53423734
deathcross

>>53423728
the matrix is a bit tranny so no not really

>>53423732
In his defense, our ancestors would have to chase down gazelles or Neanderthals and then beat them to death in hand-to-hand combat.

Anon's workout routine is lindy.

What is happening to the fupas?

>>53423710
I see cardio as the warm up to get my blood flowing before lifting. Today is weird, never passed out like this before

>MSFT BEATS EARNINGS
>*shorts liquidated at 5 PM EST*
>JUST KIDDING, IT MISSED BY A MILE
>*longs ruined at 6 PM EST*
This is the best, thanks for the laugh.

>>53423642
Nasdump sisters...

>>53423766
This is just like FOMC day, shorts and longs could've made a profit in theory

>>53423766
I don't understand why antisemetic posts like this are tolerated.

>>53423732
>>53423755
Exactly, I like to do full body everytime because I feel like it really makes me feel in my element afterwards

>>53423732
that's fine too. I just do it all in one go because spacing it out causes me to do more laundry.

>>53423587
WSJ has a section about that that's relatively unpozzed. It's even got a newsletter: https://www.wsj.com/news/tech/future-of-everything

Haven't gotten any good investment ideas out of it though.

>>53423734
Touching shafts (gay)

>>53423781
>if you sold the top and bought the bottom you win
WOW U R SO SMART

>>53423784
Jannies are on strike until they get a pay raise to match inflation.

>Futures

>>53423822
Not what I meant nigger

>>53423829
was this article made in 2012 or something? this shit is incredibly old news

>>53423829
I'll invest in gay drugs (SIGA), I'll invest in fatty drugs (NVO), but I'll be god damn if I invest in tranny drugs. Just ain't right.

>>53423764
You have brain cancer it's terminal.

Also you should warm up your feet in hot water to get your blood flowing while eating onions, oatmeal and eggs to increase testosterone. Then go for a jog. Then lift.

>>53423852
I'm probably more fit than you so keep seething fatty

>>53423787
>>53423755
/fit/ has had many discussions about this, neanderthal men were strong enough they could fight gorillas and chimps hand to hand. Chimps are twice as strong as an adult untrained male. Human males used numbers, essentially manlet uprising against physically stronger neanderthals. And neanderthal women were strong enough they could hold down cro-magnon men and rape them, which is probably how their genes got into the modern human genepool. Femdom.

Also women were 5 feet tall and men were 6 feet tall at this time.

>>53423347
I would say next week will be a bloodbath because AMZN will report earnings and iirc, consoomers were not buying anywhere near as much holiday shopping.

>>53423838
I'll probably buy back into SIGA when it hits $6. Its a solid company and hopefully by then all the bag holders are gone. In fact I plan on making a pandemic profile for all major possibilities.

>>53423875
Amzn makes most of its money from cloud, dummy. Msft earnings were fair, so amzn will also.

>>53423872
Did gorillas and chimps actually live in the same areas as neanderthals? Or are we talking bear vs. bull style hypothetical matchups?

>>53422513
>>53422575
>>53422904
>>53423096
Kek.

>>53423890
AWS is having issues too, its not just their retail business that's suffering.

>>53423889
Yeah it's a calm little value stock with safe government revenue at this point. Holler if cases start mysteriously upticking somewhere though.

>>53423766
why can't people just day trade and not hold overnight, i don't get you retards at all. stop losses LITERALLY only function intraday.

>>53423289
There will never be another stimulus. If orange nigger becomes breadsident again in 2024 (lol) the name of the game will be eliminating income tax in favor of VAT tax and balanced budgets/paying down debt and deporting illegals to reduce costs and stabilize wages/inflation. blue team will become the party of 'growth' while red team will become the party of 'fundamentals'. Inevitably this means that there will be massive media shilling in favor of blue team.

>>53423866
Rude.

>>53423920
>He's not 100% in NSPY

>>53422622
>80% OF LINKEDIN SIGN-UPS WERE BOTS

>>53423939
the fuck is a night share of SPY?

What happened at market opening this morning?

>>53423922
>will be eliminating income tax in favor of VAT tax and balanced budgets/paying down debt and deporting illegals to reduce costs and stabilize wages/inflation
Maybe one day globalism will die, until then we can only dream

>>53423969
https://www.nightsharesetfs.com/nspy

Gimmick ETF inspired by those studies that showed like 90% of SPY gains for the past couple decades happened overnight.

>>53423948
SIR
SIR DO NOT REDEEM MY LINKED IN
SIR MICROSOFT CEO SIR
SIR

SIRRRR!?!?!??! ARE YOU LISTENING?!?!?! YOU BASTARD BITCH BLOODY BASTARD BITCH!???

SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SIR I WON'T GET THE JOB! SIR DO NOT REDEEM! I WON'T GET IT!
WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING MY JOB!? WHY ARE YOU-

I hope SOXL goes sub10 again so I can buy more

>>53423973
a reminder not to trade with a stop loss, only stop wins

>>53423922
>the name of the game will be eliminating income tax in favor of VAT tax
That'll never happen, but I do find it kind of hilarious that VAT + UBI was the exact system Andrew Yang was pushing 4 years ago and every other politician back then was afraid to give him any airtime. Now republicans are pretending to push the same thing. The whole political system is just one big joke.

>>53424009
I don't remember yang wanting to eliminate income tax though. Only poorfag zoomers memeing about 'getting the bag'.

>>53423997
HELL YEAH BROTHER I'M READY TO SLURP THE FUCK OUT OF SOXL AT 6 BUCKS AND RIDE IT TO 15. YUMMY YUMMY SLURPY SLURPY.

Name the pattern boys

Deutsche Bank today:
>the Fed and ECB only started hiking 10 and 6 months ago respectively with the Fed having hiked 350bps since mid-June (200bps in the last 4 and a half for both the Fed and the ECB)
>the earliest a US recession has ever started after a Fed hiking cycle starts is 11 months. So, with the usual lag of monetary policy and with how much rates have been hiked in the last 4 months alone, it will still be many months before we can get a feel for the lagged impact of policy.
it has been only 10 months since Fed began hiking; earliest recession after Fed hiking cycle began 11 months. heavy hitting 75bps rate hikes are nowhere close to being reflected in the economy.

Deutsche Bank more like Douche Bank.

NYSE is cancelling the morning trades. Refunds for everyone.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1618030452761317376

Wow it does look like tiktok will get a nationwide ban. I'm gonna miss those videos of extra thicc bbw milfs dancing and posing tho. I will be shorting that company.

Goldman Sachs moar like Gonad Sacks

>>53424074
natural human price action

Credit Suisse more like Credit Sucks

>>53424123
lame if true

what the fuck was that

>>53424074
the moe

Morgan Stanly more like Morgan Unmanly

>>53424129
retard

>>53424129
I doubt it passes. Would love to be wrong as GOOGL and META have the most to gain from it.

>>53422437
OP picrel died of suddenly before it was fashionable. Probably Pfizer travel vax for Italy.

Bank of America more like Bank of Jewgreria

AMC wicked to 1.5 cents from $5.

>>53423939
DELETE NOW

>>53423939
>NSPY
Fucking based

>>53424084
Recession was cancelled chud

>>53424211
it's replaced by a depression

>>53424211
heheh.. you will see.
everyone always forgets that monetary policy lags..

anyone know how pharma companies stay in business? there is no way all of them conveniently research new miracle drugs just as the old patents expire

>>53423152
So what happened next?

>>53424234
it's best not to ask antisemitic questions

>>53424183
post position reddit

>>53424238
we crab
nothing ever happens

>>53424234
Uh some of those drugs cost 1000+ a pop. Even if it only costs the company 5.00 to make it. What's worse a drug could be the same thing just a different form (pill v.s liquid) but the cost difference is fuck huge.

I’m exasperated with blue collars trying to dab on programmers and acting as if they chose the better path. We have tech companies downsizing to keep stock prices up during rate hikes. We’re getting 3-6 months of severance pay and finding another job in a month. The entire field of truck driving is going to be over once we automate your jobs away. When a highly intelligent monkey could do your job then shut the fuck up

>>53424262
>finding another job in a month
should I tell him?

GOOGsisters

>>53424234
I learned recently that they make minor changes to the formulas at the end of patent expiration, letting them continue to charge high fees on things that normally would have been in public domain by now, like American diabetes medication.
Of course, this is very antisemetic information so keep it on the downlow.

>>53424262
Its easier to teach an AI to program than it is to make a safe self driving truck.

>>53424262
>and finding another job in a month
lol. yeah, I'm sure you all will. I'm sure the thousands and thousands of people laid off in tech will all find a job right away. It's not like every company is currently either in payroll expansion halts or actively laying off employees. I'm sure that all of these people all competing at the same time for the same small number of openings won't cause any trouble. I'm sure that as time passes and the recession worsens that jobs will only become more plentiful. I'm sure that all workers will also be able to achieve the same inflated 'growth at any cost' salaries that they all had prior to being laid off when they do manage get a new job.
>sounds like someone is upset they got laid off
and the trucker wasn't

>>53424271
Don't these kinds of things take years anyways?
The stock didn't drop much on that news

>>53424281
I did AI research in a PhD program and you’re wrong. ChatGPT regurgitates code snippets from the Internet. It doesn’t actually have any understanding of what that code is doing. Ask it to solve a couple math equations and see what it produces

Now that the stock market is trading like the shit coin market is everyone going to migrate to the bond market?

>>53424251
Fuck!
We've been crabbing for a year now.

>>53424234
extremely scummy practices, and buying out companies that make new drugs. They can sort of do stuff like this guy said
>>53424272


But a lot of it is just lobbying the govt and hospitals and insurance to not use generic as well. I think some of them still produce their own generics, i cant remember. But basically, stay away from biotech because it's not a real industry it's just fraud and corruption

>>53424319
they already have been for the past several months - why do you think yields have fallen so much? big rotation buying bonds, as many investors expected bonds to outperform equities

>>53424262
People are fine with an AI coding
People arn't fine with an AI behind the wheel

>>53422732
>historical examples show 300-400k men armies collapse typically in day or two when opponent starts to overrun divisions
which historical examples (hard mode no battle of france)

>>53424306
i m hiring for my team in tech. why would i hire someone that google judge garbage ? good luck convincing me...

>>53424307
Typically it takes 5 minutes to write a headline, then everyone forgets about it until the DoJ silently drops the case 3 years later after a $2.5 mil ransom is deposited into the right political campaign contribution fund.

>>53424315
>ChatGPT regurgitates code snippets from the Internet. It doesn’t actually have any understanding of what that code is doing
much like most sub-PhD "coders" and slack exchange

>>53423793
Cool, thanks!

>>53422450
The economy is a function of productivity.
Core functions are bare necessities, broken economies cannot provide for human needs water and food.

Unstable economies cannot provide for wants like housing, consumer goods, social programs, and infrastructural; power, waste, WATER TREATMENT, law enforcement, education.

>>53424382
The regurgitation isn’t the issue, the lack of discernment is

It’s easier to make a car stay between two lines than to create a program to solve an ambiguous problem

>>53424334
Will people be fine with AI in the bedroom?

future of AI > https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M3GAN

>>53424074
The Wall of Jerusalem

>>53424338
Sales job? Director level?

>>53423939
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>>53424187
Why are you guys all hyping this shit

>>53424460
no lowest level possible. looking for some cloud devops (kubernetes)

>>53424496
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>>53424507
if only you could just google your question.... https://www.etf.com/sections/features-and-news/understanding-night-effect

>>53423137
They’re selling less and less windows. Fucking boomer stock. The only reason msft still exists is cuz they stole tech and cloud from amzn.

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>>53424547
late. delete now. and anime is gay

>>53424535
Too late anon. This one was made first: >>53424547

>>53424547
Looks stale

>>53424535
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but honestly both you fags are gay for early baking.

>>53424540
I get the point of it, but these are microcap etf's for a reason. If beating SPY was as easy as trading it at night everyone would have been doing that decades ago.

>>53424074
The lol (lmao)