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Reminder that you need to wear a Patek Philippe or Audemar Piguet minimum to be taken as a serious man in social settings and business meetings. Rolex ain’t gonna cut it no more since every zoomer kiddo has one nowadays.

>> No.53412035

what are some good looking audemars?

>> No.53412043

>>53412013
>He doesn't have a 100+ year old Vacheron Constantin gifted to him by a friend from an old German H.R. Empire bloodline

>> No.53412050

Rolex is fine all the zoomer faggots who bought one last bull run ended up selling them for peanuts on chrono24.

Nothing beats an AP royal oak however.

>> No.53412061
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>>53412013
For me, it's the Relax

>> No.53412067

>>53412013
>buy fake Rolex from China for $500
>save $15,000
>invest in more shir coins
>profit

Name a flaw idiots. Watch fags will seethe

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>>53412067
>his second hand doesn’t sweep

>> No.53412151

>>53412098
Who cares nerd

>> No.53412248

>>53412151

Then your boy asks you if its a real rolex when you're having dinner with them and you answer awkwardly that it is, he asks to try it out and you hand it to him hesitantly.

Upon inspecting it he knows you're a faggot brokie and instantly stops respecting you, but tells you it's a nice watch nonetheless.

Have some respect for yourself anon, if you wanna save money just get a cheaper watch, even a seiko will be less cringe than a fake rolex.

>> No.53412431

>>53412013
You want to be taken seriously? Work out, dress nicely, and learn how to talk. Wearing expensive bling on your wrist only impresses lowlifes. I still wear my F91w every day to make a counter argument

>> No.53412453

>>53412013
You want to be taken as a serious man? Stop working for someone else.

>> No.53412753

Idk I’ve had a 5990/1r and a rainbow Daytona, watches high end are fun for awhile but eventually just make you a target, it’s kino to just be anon and not let people know your status

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>>53412013
To be taken as a serious man in social settings and business meetings, you need to wear your watch on the outside of your cuff.

>> No.53412901

>>53412061
I'd proudly wear that on my wrist. I'm sure it's a great conversation piece.

>> No.53412941

>>53412431
Basic Casios are pure utilitarian watches and as such are top tier. Tools and vehicles are supposed to be like that, they're either good quality (which means reliable and durable) but still cheap so they're expandable, or super expensive to show off your wealth. Everything in between is useless.

>> No.53414266

>>53412013
Only faggots wear jewelry.

>> No.53414284

>>53412941
>utilitarian
>watches
AHAHAHAH

>> No.53414347

>>53412753
>watches high end are fun for awhile but eventually just make you a target
This.

A girl you're trying to impress at the bar with your Royal Oak Audemar Piguet will just think your watch is "just a watch" like 95% of people in general. And those 5% of people who do know which watch you're wearing will try to make advantage of knowing that fact.

>> No.53414493

Buy stuff to convince people that you're not poor is what poor people do. Actual upper class you can see from how they carry themselves. When it comes to watches i have a love for German watched. Nomos Glashütte or Sinn U1 with the black coating are my favourites. Completely unknown for most people however, and not really super expensive (maybe a few thousand on the upper end of things)

But it is more interesting watches. Although audemars are great and it looks very stylish in the office.

>>53412035
When people talk about audemars they always think about some royal oak variant. If you wear something else people might not even know if it is a real audemar because it is some variation of royal oak they have seen.

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>>53412061
>sub marinara

>> No.53414704

>>53412013
I see a watchfag i immediately lose any potential respect i would have for him. Who needs a watch, anyway? Don't tell me you're over 25, have all resources in the internet available to you and yet you still haven't found a way of making real money without working for some narcissistic watch fag, some dyed-hair feminist or some bald boomer who always speak about being a family (but never raises your salary, fuck you Steve I've been in the company for 10 years and you promote the black guy who's been here only 6 months!? i swear to god i will kill you and fuck your wife)

>> No.53414952

>>53412013
Smartwatch does it better.
You autists need to get with the times.

>> No.53415406

>>53412013
An anon posted another good watch...tissot? Can't remember
Reminder that Rolex is too mainstream to be taken seriously
>>53412067
Just get a 400 seiko, citizen or orient anon
>>53414704
Kek

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>>53412043

>> No.53415506

>>53415411
>he thinks we live in steampunk age

>KEK

>> No.53416439

>wearing a watch
jewellery is for women

>> No.53416535

>he doesn’t have a Philippe Dufour
What’s it like being poor?

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>>53412013
>a watch
Beeing able to carry picrel is what really makes you a respectable man in most parts of the world.

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>>53412013
t.

>> No.53416698

Very Asian-American OP. Dont worry the watch isn't getting you respect.

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>>53412013
>Talked with a guy at a business meetup event
>Talking stocks
>"Yeah, I got like $20k in the market, mostly in Apple. Pretty cool right?
>I had about $600k at the time
>MFW he was wearing a Rolex and I don't own any watches at all
What matters is your brokerage account, Anons.
Save the watch for when your house, car, and student loans are paid off.

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>>53412061
>OK CIAO
lmao

>> No.53417149

>>53412248
>your boy asks you if its a real rolex when you're having dinner with them
Of course not, my boy. I'm not an idiot to be spending so much money on a fucking watch!! If I really wanted one I'd buy it second hand for pennies from some failed entrepreneur that wasted away all of his money buying stupid nigger shit.
>>53412098
What is 1:1 best edition.

>> No.53418049

if you need to wear jewellry to be taken seriously you are a faggot
a real man is taken seriously by his ability to maintain eye contact

>> No.53418150

If I ever doubted /biz/ was full of shit before, this thread confirmed it.

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> a-hem
maurice lacroix

>> No.53418252

I own a company (with employees, jobs, a facility, etc). I wear a Timex. Most days I drive a beat up old Corrolla and wear falling-apart cowboy boots.

It's so nice being a chad and being able to get away with all that sort of low-rent behavior and people still show deference. Work on that jawline boys. And get strong-looking. But not gym-rat looking, that's try-hard and cringe.

>> No.53418253

>>53412061

>superlaxative colonometer

Lol

>> No.53418267

>not getting the time from your computer/phone

>> No.53418277

>>53418252
Actually it's a Casio lol, just checked. Shows you how much I give a shit.

>> No.53418351

>>53418252
Ohh, also, don't lose your hair. Just like, stop dropping the follicles ok?

>> No.53418450

Watches are dad-core makeup for old fucks and only women with daddy issues like it. May as well wear some suspenders and leather shoes too.

>> No.53418582

>>53412941
My Casio is great for letting me know when I need to send faxes and to set alarms to remind myself to save DOS files to my floppy disc

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53418644

Sorry nigga I'll continue wearing my kino as fvck ultraslim soviet Luch from Belarus and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it

>> No.53418707

>not VC
Lmao

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53418946

>tfw giga wristlet so can't use watch

>> No.53419184

>>53412061
Y'all wanners should give a link to buy this instead

>> No.53419341

>>53412013
>wearing watches
faux pas in evening wear

>> No.53419818

>>53412013
it's 2023 only materialist faggots wear watches.

Wearing a watch that's only expensive because kikes want it to be, is the true sign of a goy slave.

>> No.53420529

>>53412013
Garmin is the only acceptable watch for a man to wear, or something that costs 20 bucks.

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>>53418946
Just get 36-38mm watches, that's what I do and they look good
>>53419818
Absolutely coping, how horrible it must be to have an industry that sells objects reaching hundreds of thousands of dollars you can strap to your body and enter different countries without anyone realizing it, how horrible
Fucking kike or actual retard, try thinking for once
>>53420529
>Just anything that costs 20 dollars idk bro
I fucking hate you plebeians

>> No.53420645

>>53412013
You guys are worse than women, gays, and blacks combined with your watch faggotry.

>> No.53422753

>>53412013
For a $150k+ stay away from stainless steel. It makes you look bad. If you're not wearing gold or platinum for that money then you look like a fucking cunt.

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>>53416439
Knowing the time is a masculine trait.

>> No.53422819

>>53419818
Imagine not being cool enough to work in SAPFs where the internet and cell phones aren't allowed.

>> No.53422910

>>53420529
Based Garmin bro. Track all of your physical metrics so that your stacked body can match your stacked bank account.