/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53419885
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,135.499B, 105P = 20.338B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,048.386B, 100P = 20.48386B per

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

MOASS is not happening this month

GME will win

>>53419904
Proof?

it's tomorrow

kek dumb fuck baggies

>>53419896
>something good coming
Yes.

>>53419912

>>53419912

Did a hedgie really post another video in front of a store?

>>53419892
>Agreed

>>53419929
kek fattie

>>53419912

>>53419943
Yes, he was fat.

>>53419943
sauce?
also, did we really halt today?

I am beginning to think we've been bamboozled

I am beginning to think WAGMI

>>53418412
>>53418389
>Still holding enough AMC to have half a milly at $10k, which was 100% in the cards before they shut it down
>Never sold any of my APE, which they would definitely convert to AMC
Never listen to 4chan
Ever
Ever ever ever
If people on here make fun of you without prompting, you are on the right path. And I'm NOT mad that I converted most of my AMC to GME because that's gonna get slingshotted into the termination shock.

>>53419969
https://streamable.com/ohir2z

>he said he’s not fat

>NYSE's Ultimatium

Alright buddy you got two options here
You can have fair price discovery
or
you can have an inflated dying market
Those are your two choices
choose wisely
So whats it gonna be?
huh?
huh?
fair price discovery
crash
inflated dying market
crush
>fades out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmCISCMgfpg

>>53419993
>we're back to AMC, Original Recipe
We have gone full circle bros

>>53419969
A bunch of other stocks halted at open without hitting the normal limits for a LULD halt. Anons speculating the algo is crashing

I love seeing this fake clown market racket fall apart right before my eyes. And it's all because I bought a video game store stock.

>>53420003
>is fat
>got the jab
uh oh safe and effective

>>53420032
Just one typo and they’d be LULZ halts. I think the simulation of our reality is breaking too

>I'll ge yeh fuh dis one, forty fibe

>>53420055
Checked. Embrace the silliness

>>53419993
>amc mooning
>amc moass
>+3% for 10 min then crab red for the rest of the day
what are this niggers talking about and why the fuck are they even here. go back to the plebhole.

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Wallstreet IT Techs Who Can't Stop "Glitches" can do about it.

WAGMI

>>53420039
I like how 20 years later I'm back to throwing most of my spare income at GameStop (shares) and learning to ride a bike (motorcycle). The similarities fill me with childlike joy.

>NYSE's Ultimatium

Alright buddy you got two options here
You can have fair price discovery
or
you can have an inflated dying market
Those are your two choices
choose wisely
So whats it gonna be?
huh?
huh?
fair price discovery
crash
inflated dying market
crush
>fades out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iiy17z4hmCE

>>53420072
Holy shit your seething so hard over being g exposed as a shill kek

>doxing again
Thanks passing to jannies rn

>>53420092
Push the bars with your inside hand to enter the turn, don’t pull them with your outside

did that sperglord that posted the BBBY video just make a digital footprint for his RICO charge?

>>53420039

>>53420032
Which algo is crashing? There are many algorithmic strategies and protocol in the market. Is Citadel's market making ai what people mean when they say "algo?" Sorry, I hate ambiguity.

Here’s why your stock will never reach $10,000 per share.

SHORTS COVERED.

This stock will never reach triple digits again. Mark my words.

>>53420130
Yes lmao. Also he is fat as the other anon deducted by his voice. This is now canon and i believe it, therefore it is truth

>>53420148
This ignites my pp

>>53420090
I want to start a "Playboy Mansion" full of athletic, Amazon women. Top of the line training facilities, weekly competitions, scholarships going out to athletic high school girls.

>>53420152
COVERED BUT NOT CLOSED AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKING FAGLORD

>>53420152
Anyone who goes against the 10k per share goal is a shill. Sneed.

>>53420151
Maybe yes, maybe no ;)

the jannies hold gme

>>53420154
kek fatties. maybe he gets his steps in daily by walking from gamestop to gamestop in his town

>>53420152
Covering shorts means they do not realize any gains. Covering costs them money.

>SHORTS COVERED.
Well duh, they've been covering for two years to survive because CLOSING means suicide. Everyone knows that the whole point of cellar boxing a company is to NEVER close. When they do close (and they will), we see millions.

>>53420152
>This stock will never reach triple digits again.
Agreed. It will just skip over triple digits entirely.

>>53420111
>O'ly shite yer seeving so har ove being eggposed as a sheell kek

>>53420204
check the chart baggoid

>>53420148
As a professional code man, I can confirm that these glitches occur because of too many parentheses is the system. Remove them and it should work again

>>53420116
I've done countersteering before.

>>53420209
Your fuming so hard about fucking up so hard kek

>Triple digits
Try octouple digits

>>53420204
Time for this gif

>>53420217
>too many parentheses

>>53420148
I was asleep during today so I am unfamiliar with these new ((glitches)). What manner of ((solar flare)) caused this ((packet loss))?

>>53420230
>Ye fooming so 'ard aboot fecking up so 'ard kek

>>53420148
BULLISH for 2008 2.0!

Man, are we in for a record low volume day?

>Ken Griffin's face when it's take your child to work day at Citadel and he takes all of the kids to his cellar to look at some boxes

>>53420240
Basically the orderbook didn't get filled with fake garbage on a bunch of stocks. The prices on them moved quickly and they (((shut it down)))

>>53420268
His favorite game company
>pic rel

>>53420216
Do you also have a chart for the short positions held in overseas accounts? It would be nice to get an idea of the complete picture.

>>53420271
>oh noooo the truth is leaking out
>quick, let's censor it!
Tale old as time, unfortunately

>>53420087
>He doesn't know
AMC was the only basket stock to halt. And it wasn't halt down AFAICT. My guess is that BBBY is being watched very closely and the others have too little volume to get out of hand like that, popcorn is... just right.

>>53420152
how can some of you fall for this
he is just anchoring, the rest is filler.

>>53419929
AYE it's porky

>>53420323
Unfortunately for him, no one is falling for it

>>53420322
no, I didn't know, I couldn't care less about popcorn. lol.

>>53420152
>10k
try 1.3mil

Ken Griffin resume:

record profits in hedge fund history

treats his workers to disneyland

donates huge sums to charity

creates American jobs

makes money from dumb bagholders

meme Lord and master troll

sex symbol

Ryan Cohen resume:

top quality grifter

uses apes as a cash cow

bankrupts companies

pumps stocks then dumps at the top

tweets nonsense

sells overpriced children's books

pays staff poverty wages

prefers investing in Chinese stocks

>>53420323
Bro if GME opens at 10k tomorrow I'm selling all of it. Don't care about gay shit like no cell no sell, just want my millions simple as

One of these days, when the clock strikes 9:30 am EST and the market opens, the price of GME will go to hundreds of thousands of dollars. Once it's halted, the entire financial world will be thrown into a frenzy. Once the halt is lifted, GME goes to millions. People will be freaking the fuck out or sobbing live on TV. Hedgies will begin flocking to the ledges. And I will be sitting in my comfy chair posting OOO frogs on the Mongolian barbeque forum.

>>53420376
There's that price anchoring again, you won't get a chance to sell at 10k because we're going to fly right past it.

Once the lid blows off the pressure cooker, there's no coming back down.

>>53420376
>Bro if GME opens at 10k tomorrow I'm selling all of it. Don't care about gay shit like no cell no sell, just want my millions simple as

>>53420398
Keh

Someone should make fake nudes of ken's ex wife, and post em.

>Pressure cooker

So we are going to Boston Marathon bomb the market?

>>53420418
The algo is dying, that's what happened today. They literally can't keep this controlled anymore.

>>53420376
>Constantly in threads screeching and pissing and shitting himself about how he's totes selling at 10k.
We get it. You lack testicles.
Fuck off already.

>>53420437
I can't wait to see the chaos that will unfold

>>53420433
In so many words you wouldn't be wrong, It's not just us either. Everyone connected to that short basket is coming along for the ride.

Except we never made the pressure cooker, hedgies did and it's about to blow up in their faces.

>>53420398
Exactly.

If GME hits $10k per share I'll sell two. One to cover my cost basis and one to cover taxes.

I have hundreds of shares hedgies.

I contacted the Clay Pigeon Shooting Association to report the erratic behavior of one of their members, Michael Kite (CSPA member number EE135108) of Kent County, which could potentially point to his not being sound of mind, and therefore not fit to own firearms.

>>53420437
The seams are showing
the kenny show is going
to start the squeezing games
while others freeze in flames
An ice cold breeze in winters day
Yea, Kenneth griffin's fucking gay

Is Citadel that desperate or are do they really think people won't know that posts like this would only be posted by Kenny employees? At least you something you can show idiots who still do not believe wallstreetbets is completely controlled and used as a tool by Wall Street institutions. I promise you there are people who believe that sub is not compromised. I don't get it...

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/10kcpqq/we_did_it_reddit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://youtu.be/1TbAlFpVy3w
official GME theme

>53420492
>another ID
>another dox attempt
Uncle Rico calls for you faggot kek you got burnt so hard this impotent seethe is hilarious

Really, what are the chances that on T+2 of a shitload of two-year options expiring that we have unprecedented halts on NYSE?
>nothing to see here lol

>>53420398
If it's going to blow past 10k and open at 1.3 million like you suggest then there would be no need for shilling the 10k price level around here, and yet it happens

>>53420487
I have over a thousand shares in ComputerShare book entry and I'm not letting them go until I'm a billionaire after taxes now that we've seen fucking AMC ramp up to almost 10k.

>>53420487
This is not a bad strategy. They desperately want people to sell their entire stack all at once. I'd rather sell 2-3 for some MOASS catharsis and then sit tight and let the shorts get squeezed to death.

>>53420347
That's fine, remain zen. The point is that it's at the center of today's near happening.

>>53420546
>If it's going to blow past 10k and open at 1.3 million like you suggest then there would be no need for shilling the 10k price level around here, and yet it happens
this sounds like a quote porky would make. porky are you worried that you can be sniffed out like the pig you are?
PORKY why would I sell at 10k when I can sell at 1.3mil? THINK FATTY THINK.

>>53420539
You don't even understand what RICO means. Thank Martin for his service. Say goodbye to your loisence to own guns faggot. Seek help and take your meds.

>>53420553
> we've seen fucking AMC ramp up to almost 10k.
?

>>53420544
Yeah. Someone had to sell a ton of shit and the Fed was late absorbing it.

>>53420544
stop nooticing anon, that's very antisemitic

>>53420579
It was one of the dry order book stocks that got halted today.

>>53420152
>SHORTS COVERED.
>ALSO THEY'RE UP BIGGLY ON ALL THE SHORTS THEY OPENED AT $400!
>BUT ALL THE VOLUME FROM THE SQUEEZE WAS USED TO CLOSE!

Over 80 tickers halted this morning as soon as the market opened without meeting the requirements for a halt.
Give me my money (6 million per share) and end this fake and gay market. It's over

small poompa

I can't wait to MOASS and move into the countryside in a home like picrel and drive around in my Audi TT

>>53420553
>AMC 10k
Fucking What?

Wtfwt

>>53420398
>>53420546
I guess if you condition people to look for 10K and it hit's 200K it'd make them more likely to sell immediatly. Of course that's also assuming the people you are conditioning haven't ignored all of your attempts at manipulation of sentiment for over 2 years.

1.3 million is where everyone sells 1 share to cover their cost basis. Then the stag hunt begins.

dumb fuck baggies KEK

>>53420544
>unprecedented
Kek no, they happened in September 2008 also (>>53420148). I wonder what else happened in the markets around then

>>53420598
>>53420586

>>53420592
Kek
Share your leads

So the halts this morning. What if an entity got liquidated, and the algo had no choice but to pump a bunch of stocks that corresponded as collateral? They used the halt to shuffle everything back into place. Typically what we've seen many times during AH when stocks like MSFT or TSLA would suddenly pump and then immediately go back down. While they were able to do things like this during AH, maybe this time they were caught off guard and weren't prepared for this, especially at this scale.

And wallah we are green

is porky 45?

>>53420592
I can't wait for MOASS so I can do two chicks at the same time

>>53420605
Source me nigger.

>>53420576
Like I said you impotent burnt asset rice charges coming for you

>busted trades
This is what you're going to see once you leave OIUs in a broker instead of GME shares in CS.

>>53420617
no he's about 350 lbs.

>>53420322
>>53420619
read the thread

We're seeing a rise to 25 in AH if we close about .21.79

>>53420635
>no he's about 350 lbs.

>>53420632
Busted trades are from the exchange and only OTC trades are unaffected by them.

>104 weeks later
>Baggots still coping
kek baggots

>>53420370
look in the mirror Ken
DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?

>>53420656
t.porky

>>53420601
>sells 1 share to cover their cost basis
And To gamma ramp exercise the garbage cheap options we degen gambled on for more shares we intend to not let go cheap for stag hunt fun times.

>>53420647
Yea and 5'6" based on the video angles hes posted.

>>53420635
kek hefties

>>53420553
Allow me to clarify: those will be broker shares unless they rug. I plan to do similar to you with my book shares.

>>53420601
The funny thing is tho their 10k price anchoring means nothing it's literally wasted effort. When the pressure cooker top is let off, this fucking thing is not going to stop at 10k, 20k, 100k. It's going to keep going.

They can try to price anchor all they want but it means nothing.

It’s so tiring to see them dump everything just to push it back red.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>53420705
jUsT OnE MoRe DaY!

>>53420705
no i like it it means they're making the pressure cooker more volatile, and the more they hold this off the more ViOLEnT it will get. this is a GOOD thing. like throwing water on a grease fire.

Was there any big news that happened today that would overshadow what happened with the halts?

>>53420689
Carry on, then. I have enough broker FTRs to cover my cost basis and pay off my mortgage at 10k on top of my CS BOOK hoard.

>>53420605
GME dry ordered into the 500k range IIRC. This was after the cs changeup disallowing high limit sells.

Kenny has to be sweating bullets right now. I wonder how many times he's thrown up today.

Jamal and Tyrone will be all up in your asshole soon enough Mr. Madoff.

>>53420748
Ben sniffin saying thank you to plebbittors for making him rich headline

Ryan's not going to do shit. We'll keep having glitches and halts and red days because they control the price. Nothing will ever be done

>53420796
I think you should try in the next thread bud.

>>53420232
kek who the fuck made this image

i'm going to rawdog anna in her asshole, and film it all to send to ken. then i'm going to full nelson her on the beach, with my dick inside her, but i will also film it and send it to ken. what i'm trying to say is at 1.3 mil i can make this a reality, before selling at LMFAO10k

GME will win

It’s so weird that everything starts to dump while bbby starts to pump. I don’t know a thing about bbby but I can’t wait to find out how it’s connected to gme. Does anyone wanna try explaining this swaps nonsense?

>>53420859
bro when this blows she's going to get brought in for questioning, and I'm sure she has a lot to say.

>Volume
We are in "softly playing smooth jazz in the distance" territory.

>>53420888
trips confirm it's a jazzy afternoon

>>53420888
Checked

>>53420888
Firdt to check these digits.

>>53420878
Same short basket. everyone in the same basket is going to fly.

We're talking about a squeeze from multiple angles here.

>>53420888
digits confirm

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10kf9iv/trading_halts_update/
kek busties
kek price dislocaties
>>53420888
Digits

10 minutes until AH!

I remember when RC gave his childrens books. He appearantly changed buckle of teddy to one that looked like "1 13". So everyone was on Jan 13th.

Then the options chain for Jan 20th.

Then the doomps for Jan 24-25. Seem like nothingburger?

Now people tell me Titanic day is Feb 10th, and that is also teddy day.

What the fuck am i supposed to do with that? I mean there have been like 50 reasonably plausible daterinos in past, few materialized. My dudes. Theorize a little for me. Whats the holdup? What are they waiting for?

I remember a year ago or two. Hightier DD on price distributions, estimations of highs. Anyone calling peak lower than $10m was considered a leper. Several times a day links to the site that tracks GME bottom. That site is now showing like $150m per share. No one talks like that anymore, probably because no one thinks like that anymore.

I mean, thinking of it. RC has ape army of 500k autists to talk about GME. Whats a week to him, a month? He can keep people busy by giving plausible dates every now and then. A tweet and its all forgiven, etc. Are we in this until 100% DRS?

I believe in the general case, and im 100% DRS etc. Im asking because at this point in time, a week and a month, thats alot for me. Bills are stacking up. Cheers for people who can just breeze through the inflation, the electricity bills etc, with no problem. Spare some hopium please.

>tfw MOASS

>>53420886
when i make my private castle with my own aquarium i will invite anna over so i can repeatedly nut inside her, and i will film it all, and still send it to ken in VHS format/DVD/Blu-Ray, and it will all be filmed for ken to see while he gets fucked in the ass by a feral pack of tyrones, and jamals in prison

>>53420922
Emergency plunging. At some point there are going to be too many leaks for them to plug.

>>53420932
100% DRS is actually the goal. Note that's 100% of the shares outstanding, not just the free float. Expect the narrative to change once we get that locked up and nothing happens

>>53420932
>Reddit spacing
>apes
Please go back.

>>53420959
Why do billionaires always have ugly or middling wives?

>>53420932
>cheers
>retard space
>LE PANIC :DD
kill yourself you glowing faggots my cock will be firmly suctioned by anna dias' pink sock

>>53420888
checked

>>53420997
less likely to be against you cheating, or being subhuman, but getting anna dias to snort cum off my pee pee wholesome like it's coke while i rail her butt and throat into oblivion seems pretty top to me

We saved gamestop and that’s all that really matters

BBBY +15%
GME -1%
kek baggies

>>53421042
To what end? Matty and Jim shit all over GameStop in their videos and they actually buy the used games online

>>53421064
>Matty and Jim
literally who?

>>53420970
how much did DRS go up by in the last report and are we still on track to lock the float in another quarter or two?

>>53420712
You too comfy poster

>53421064
Literally who? Give it up already. No one’s falling for whatever this is.

>>53421057
The day I close my BBBYs and set foot into GME this happens

heading to 22, look at that candle.

Wtfwt?

>>53421116
i don't even look at the stock anymore i look at the dot, and i gauge shill response and it informs me of the chaos really going on and how close i am to stretching out anna dias' pink sock

Holy shit. Look at the collateral pump. Msft, amzn,

uhhhh....

Hello?

>>53421157
They had good earnings is all
Move along

>>53421092
anyone?

>>53421157
Wasn't enough, we are already going up

>>53421178
Hmm why is amzn going up?

>>53420997
It's one of the few things they get right; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

>>53421216
They laid off like 18,000 people to keep EPS positive.

>>53421216
they are a really big comany and do good business
good value!

I look at Anna Dias and I think SHE 100% HAS A FAT FLUFFY TUFF of pubes on her. imagine just burrowing your face and cock inside of this shekel baroness

>>53421194

The after hours volume looks unusually low. At least it is on Yahoo charts. What happened to the huge price swings at 4:01?

>>53420555
Checked for trips and you get it.

>>53420669
good reddit meme
maybe go back there?

>>53421386
There's no liquidity. It's all gone. I have a 21.35 limit buy order that can execute in AH and it's just sitting there.

>>53421451
good 9gag comment, maybe go back there?

>>53421451
>good reddit meme
>maybe go back there?

>>53421471
revolting

>>53421382
anyone?

>>53420248
1929 2.0
>DRS verification

>>53421471
world super power by 2020

>>53420937
Who’s that guy? Want to see more videos.

t. newfag

>>53420003
>https://streamable.com/ohir2z
this unironically made me buy BBBY shares

Imagine burning your asset so hard because he got called a trumpet hating jew and admitted he was a larping insider and infinity fudder all along

I'm going to buy more GME instead of making a car payment this month

for me its the Audi TT
the car I will buy with my MOASS gains

Fucking Retail Lite! You young Millennial Fucks! We have your stock on Fucking Farm right now you Cocksuckers!

We are Farming this Fucking stock and just harvesting the equity out of it while you Fucking shills are like the pair of Basedjacks pointing at the GME charts like something is actually going to happen. We hold all the Fucking keys, we are guarding all the doors, we know all the players and are moving all the pieces on the board. We busted you Fuckers up and send you all on a Fucking Trip for Biscuits! Don't come to our Fucking territory with no Bullshit, you'll get FUCKED UP! You'll get Fucked up MotherFuckers. Don't Fucking do it! I'll send you Fuckers packing and make you take out my Fucking trash!

Just keep lining up here like a bunch of Fucking Marks! You is Fucking Tricks MotherFuckers, but you isn't Fucking Tricksy at all! We are a lot older than you and we are a lot smarter than you. On your Fucking BEST day, you ain't as smart as we are on our WORST day. You may be as smart and savvy as we are one day, but you are not there yet. So in the meantime we are going to demand respect and in return show you Fuckers a little bit of AssWhopin!

>Yor mudda is a groop! Ya fadda is a groop! Yu ar a muddafucka! Muddafucka LITE!

I see AH shenanigans are back on the menu

Havent looked my shares on cs in over a year

Any news on when its gonna make me a billionaire?

>>53421679
Oh dear. Does someone want to tell him?

>>53421695
Tell me what? That i gotta wait a bit more?

>>53421701
>he doesn't know
im so sorry

At 4AM for premarket tomorrow you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem.

is this Year.

>>53421695
I don't think they actually do it, it's more like a clause for their protection.

>>53421711
ENlighten me

>>53421671
The PPT are back in the game

>53421616
>On your Fucking BEST day, you ain't as smart as we are on our WORST day
Which is the reason you're apparently letting us know about the scam is it? That's what smart people do when milking a sucker.
Retard

>>53421679
>>53421701
TYFYS

>>53421726
you own nothing

>>53421732
Ima hold until 1 share is loadamoney
>>53421738
Whatevs

>>53421701
Holding shares in Computershare makes you crave penis sucking. Sorry anon.

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>53421748
Fuck dude guess its dicking time

>>53421753
Yes! I was hoping you were going! Can you please get me one MOASS to go. Thanks

>>53421753
push the button faggot

I was planning on waiting for another dump before buying 200 more but the state of these shills concern me. We're dangerously close now. Regardless I WILL time the bottom

>>53421744
checked, it's old fud that computershare closes your account if you don't login for the year - anecdotal evidence has stated otherwise

>>53421679
I'm sorry to tell you this, I really am, it's awful that no-one else has the balls to reply to you seriously. I mean it's just cowardly not to give you a straight answer. It's not going to be billions I'm afraid to say.


It's trillions

>>53421724

>>53421753
This is getting tiresome.

>>53421731
MotherFucker I'm trying to Fucking help you! When the DRS numbers decrease during the next report it will unironically be over!

What's AH volume? Anyone?

>>53421753
I need you to Fucking sell your stock. That's what I Fucking need so I don't have to worry about your Fucking Finances and your portfolio going under!

>53421809
>I'm trying to help you, which is why I'm trying (and failing) to gloat
You sound desperate. I'm going to enjoy your daughter and/or wife sucking my dick for nickles after the MOASS.
That counts regardless of if you're in Wallstreet or Bangladesh. I plan to travel.

>>53421509
...hello???

>>53421861
I want to fuck anna dias. I will sell you exactly ONE stock for 8 nuts inside anna dias. ken must be in a room where it is all be broadcasted, and this must be playing inside HIS ROOM https://youtu.be/p_5yt5IX38I
any other requests towards a renegotiation will be met with stronger requests.

>>53421888
Bueller?

I have 40 post split shares in fidelity, no computer share, how fucked am I or is there still some time

>>53421902
Just fucking call them dude takes 5 minutes lazy fucker

>>53421816
3.23K
You could have googled that yourself you lazy turd.

>>53421902
CS takes three days from Fidelity. Do it now.

>>53421898
can anyone answer my question?

>>53421943
No, we're estimated to lock the float by fall of 2024. You could literally google this...

https://www.computershared.net

imagine anna dias' hairy muff enveloping your bologna pony I CAN

>>53421943
Bout three fiddy

>>53421965
Don't spoonfed retards bro mate

>last time this halting action happened was Sept. 8th, 2008
>14 days later on Sept 22 the cradh begins
>Today, Jan 24th, we see the same chicanery
>14 more days until the big crash
>2 weeks

>>53421943
Current DRS total is 99% of float. That's why all the halts happened this morning. Next shareholder meeting RC will reveal that we actually DRS'd over 400% of the free float and we will WAGMI on the spot. RC will also use the term "WAGMI" in the conference call

>>53421965
wait what? i thought we were on track fairly soon? what happened? what did the last DRS report look like?

>>53421989
TWO WEEKS. CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

BBBY BROS WAGMI OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53421997
it looks like me being inside anna dias' moist hormonal holes

>>53421965
See? >53421997
Stop giving Ransheet the rupees for free, he is a lazy brown fucker already don't make it worse lmao

>>53421966
remember that Kenny boy has a temper and beat the shit out of her leading to her cucking him through the legal system (read: divorce).
He also HATES whenever those battery "allegations" are brought up

>>53422028
>everyone that asks anything is an indian
faggot

anyways what the fuck happened to the DRS numbers can anyone explain

>>53422038

>>53422044
>Hedgies put in a shitload of shares to try and rugpull to make it look like people are losing interest
>Find to their horror that the raw volume of shares people have DRS'd means that despite the rugpull the number has gone up
>Seethe, cope and dilate over it by going 'B-b-but it went up s-s-slower (compared to the fake number we put in)
>People continue to drink their milkshake while maintaining direct eye contact
Clear enough?

>>53422038
He did it with a bedpost if you look into the story. He had to
>dismantle a bedpost to beat anna with it
which in itself
>took a fucking bedpost and beat your wife with it
OR
>slam your fucking wife into the bedpost like a yakuza dragon engine heat move

>>53421942
>>53421935
I remember there used to be a guide on how to do that in the op, what happened to it, also vaguely remember something or other about "book"

>>53422089
maybe he ruined her favorite bed post and sheets, and now he's making sure her favorite store is gone: bed bath beyond

kek beddies

>>53422153

baggies are so fucking pathetic

spicy /pol/ thread on the halts this morning
>>413478161

>>53422088
>unironically believing this story that reddit pulled out of its ass
also go back

>>53422088
>>Hedgies put in a shitload of shares to try and rugpull to make it look like people are losing interest
>Baggies are STILL using this as a cope

>53422256
>Gets an answer after spending the entire thread claiming he doesn't know his asshole from a hole in the ground
>Instantly and immediately starts sneering at it
McMotherfuckingcomeonnow.

>>53419887
>off by 1
damn, it wasn't today.
Wagmi anyway.

>>53422254
>>>/pol/413478161
wanted to check it

>>53422117
It's stickied on superstonk. All transferred shares are book by default, the only ones you need to convert manually are ones you purchase directly from CS.

>>53422296
>believing reddit
>two years later
please, kill yourself

>>53421991

Earnings call in two months.
Last two digits is the chance Ryan Cohen joins the call and simply says "WAGMI" and leaves the call.

>>53422254
>>53422299
>check it
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/413478161/

>53422309
>I dun kno nuffin' 'bout this stock. Plz hlep
>'Well this is going on-'
>HURR, How can you believe that, I'm suddenly an expert on what is and isn't fact on this stock
Reddit thinks you deserve to live, so you better go neck yourself.

>>53422330
>still believing reddit
>after two fucking years
i've asked you nicely to kill yourself

>>53421902
On the phone transferring 35 over, how will I get the CS account information since I don't have any

I simply cannot believe they've just buried their heads in the sand for two years and not at least tried to solve this by now. They've left this problem to matastisize and now we're only angrier. They could have shut down trading and said "here's 5k per share for all GME holders". Wtf are they hoping we just get bored or something?

I can only imagine they'll let this thing play out, let the price shoot up, all those holding shares in their broker will get liquidated at $600 each. They'll shut off trading and then there will be paperwork for a decade whilst they sort it all out.

>>53420148
This makes my penis the big penis

>>53422329
>Soon we will release
Anytime someone has to hype something like this instead of outright revealing it, it almost always ends up being underwhelming or forgotten. Seems like bait to generate hype. I'll believe it when I see it.

>>53422299
>zero mentions of the One True Stock
big think

>>53421671
Expand.

>>53422392
in two weeks i will be announcing a very significant announcement

>>53421724
THIS IS THE LAST YIL
YADADADA

>>53422490
>The pain in my heart getting higher
>My bad comedy show at its peak
>The frogs were crying on our way home
>This is my last yil

>>53422329
>Hindenburg Research
Sometimes they're right, but most of the time this is just them trying to put out hit pieces on whoever it is they're shorting.

>>53422416

Unfuckingbelievable.

>>53422089
Someone should mod this into the game. But make it 7 so she can Essence of Litigation to one-shot him.

>>53422526
Bueno.

>>53420370
I don't even know who is jewing who anymore

>>53420592
Your audi is going to sink on that pikey laid driveway.

>>53420910
I'm going to have many fine women squeeze my cock from multiple angles if you know what I mean.

>>53421989

>>53420003
kek you can hear the fat clogging his sinuses, probably just got done eating chick fil a

>>53422888
checking the fat checker

>>53422888
checked and rekt

>>53420922
Labeling trades as“Erroneous” is a crock of fucking horseshit. Free market my fucking ass

Once this squeezes, I am going to kiss so many round, hair bellies and there is nothing you can do to stop me.

>>53422913
don't do this

how does big jew lauer know there were halts? Is there some place to confirm or view that it happened, or do we need to purchase the terminal©?

>>53420003
Funny how he only records the store front and sky. Does he know 4chan once tracked down where a flag was by only looking at where the sun was hitting it? If he truly is a shill he’s playing a dangerous game.

>>53421783
watamelin

>>53422913
I...don't think you need this squeeze to do that...

>>53422968
It's probably in Texas in that town where the gamestop was found. Probably trying to get the thread purged like last time, that fat faggot

>>53421783
you're a good egg watamelon, don't let anyone tell you different

>>53422913
tighttummysisters, it's over

>>53423033

>>53422968
>Funny how he only records the store front and sky.
He doesn't want his belly to be in frame lmao
kek fatties
fattie fattie boombalatties

>>53422913
Based bear boi. Massive Middle Mafia.

>>53423038
What is this girl from and why do I see her in every thread?

>>53422935
There is nothing you can do to stop him.

>>53420003
It's possible he's not fat, but he definitely wears glasses and has wage cage bowed shoulders.

>>53423103
I don’t have the original webm but she’s waiting for her food to be done at one of those late night food trucks and her confidence makes some anons seethe or something? Idk

>>53423103
her smug face and demeanor is a powerful salt extractor.

>>53423149
yep, I don't even know her and I already hate her

Wen lambo

>>53423179
she's a polarizing figure
very effective

>>53423149
How much it cost to be eaten by a girl?

>>53423182
it's been 84 since I last heard that one
apparently folks here like to roll with "wen 2023 Toyota Sienna", or some shit like that

SPY after hours chart is spicy

>>53423243
Ooooh my

>>53423243
So is ours

>>53423304
Don't look at crypto lol

>>53423315
>>53423315
>>53423315
Threaded, frens!

Fucking hell this is going on isn't it? I was hoping to be having my taint licked by two Slovakian, 6ft tall, blonde models by now.

What's taking so long?

No one ever responds to my, “how to manage a windfall” threads. I don’t know what to do with my money after moass. I hate you niggers for leaving me high and dry and scrolling past my threads

>>53424169
Little bitchh