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>>53413185
Because I live in ze pod and the water heater sucks ass so it would just blast freezing water into my bog of infinite stench

>>53413185
Makes my willy tingle

>>53413214
this is still better. a standard bidet doesn't heat the water anyway

>>53413185
i prefer pouring sulphuric or hydrochloric acid into my anus with a funnel to clean it out thorougly

>>53413185
I wish my house had this since I have to take a shower every time I go to the bathroom.. I think toilet paper is disgusting and I never use them

>>53413305
you can get a bidet attachment from amazon and install it in minutes fren. one if the best purchases i've ever made

>>53413817
ohh, I didn't know it was fast to install a bidet attachment... but wouldn't I have to break the wall to connect to a pipe or sth? I really don't how those things works <:

is this a bidet attachment infomercial?

>>53413863
Stop being such a helpless retarded faggot. It takes moments to install. You just turn the water off and unscrew shit then screw it on and turn the water back on.

Grow the fuck up and wash your asshole properly.

>>53413185
every normal human takes a shit once a day you just combine it with your daily shower. a soap-washed ass is far cleaner than muh bidet which is unironically extremely gay having water jet up your ass

>>53413910
thanks for the wake up

>>53413929
why are you so gay?

>>53413305
>I have to take a shower every time I go to the bathroom..
why? ruined ur asshole with sex toys tranny?

>>53414189
>taking a shower is gay
ok, stinky

>>53414234
>soap-wash your ass in the shower
>not gay
>using the bidet
>gay
you're clearly gay by your logic.

>>53413817
It really is one of the best purchases I have ever made. I cant imagine another product that has had such an immediate positive effect on my life

After I went to japan I can't bare to think about how inadequate we all our

Italian bidets, Arabic hoses etc they all get MOGGED by Japanese glorious bidets

>>53414320
In what way are Japanese bidets better? Do they spray unicorn jizz instead of water?

>>53414361

>heated seat
>tons of spray settings
>plays relaxing sounds when you sit
>heated air dry
>available everywhere - convenience stores, highway stops, restaurants, hotels, cheap rentals, etc.
>can always eat ass in the country

>using some gay ass hose to spray your asshole with cold water
I just use my hands with warm water and soap.

>>53414265
wrong, washing your own ass isnt gay.

letting the bidet waterfuck your bussy is gay.

>>53414408
Most of this is consoomer garbage that isn't needed.
However it is true that all toilets should have a bidet by default.

>>53413185
>no bidet crew
Can you use like a bottle of water that you squeeze?

>>53414501
How do you dry your ass after using a bidet? Assuming it doesn't have a blow drier, do you use toilet paper? A towel (ew)?

>>53413185

Used it it thailand. Now live in Japan and have bidet.
I prefer bum gun to be honest.
The bidet is hard to clean and quite nasty when you consider that. Most people in japan rarely and mostly never clean the nozzle.

Bum gun can be very easily cleaned.

>>53414221
nigga I just don't like to feel dirty and only a toilet paper does not clean completely, there is always remains of SHIT and bacterias from it. disgusting.
if you feel good being dirty and smelly good for u

>>53414532
Toilet paper. But to be fair, a blow drier would be better (if it actually works quickly and thoroughly).

>>53414408
> water nozzle squirts water onto anus
> shitty water falls down into bowl, and some of it lands on the nozzle
> traces of shit on the nozzle get fired into the anus of the next user
jap toilet users are all doing ass to ass

>>53414563
Most are self-cleaning

>>53414598

No they aren’t. The “self cleaning” is just it drizzling water on top of itself at low pressure.
“Clean mode” just makes it stick out so you can do it manually most the time which is rarely if ever done in Japan especially at home.

>>53413214
>>53413236
>>53413817
>>53413910
if your toilet is just near a sink, check picrel

I want one of those Japanese toilets with a thousand buttons and even waterfall music so that the rest can't hear you farting. It makes you feel like you're a star trek pilot with all those buttons.

>>53413214
That feels so good though

>>53413863
Dude, just fucking google it. Come on. No, you obviously dont need to break something to install it. It screws into the tube that fills your toilet with a Y splitter. Stop taking 3 showers a day like a retard and get a bidet.

>>53414779
>power wash your ass in the sink to save money on toilet paper

>>53414462
There are genuinely people this insecure lol
>>53414539
Urgh third worlders. There's a button for automatic cleaning. Look for そうじ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6sj8nCyrZbY

Colibutts

>>53413929
Wait i take a shit once like every three or 4 days during my whole life. Is this true?

>>53413929
This. I hop in the shower immediately after taking a dump, comfy af

>>53415308
just eat at the same time and use probiotics (alive, not the dead one)

>>53413185
>feel the filth insiiide
>push it out and let it sliiide
>put the gun into my hooole
>pull the trigger, free my soulll

>>53414779
>Shit goes in sink, wash hands in sink, get sick from ingesting poo from sink poo washing hands
No thanks

>he doesn’t just use washable/reusable toilet paper

Don't you end up splattering shitty water everywhere when you spray your butt with one of these ass guns? Especially after a particularly loose shit?

>>53414546
>retarded amerimutt and his goyslop
you are eating garbage that is why u need to take a bath after the mess your asshole does
I eat eggs and drink kefir daily my shit is like a banana that goes woooop and its done, don't even need to use paper or anything and takes approx 2 minutes to get the job done

You still have to use something to wipe your ass especially if you have hair in it. The water isn't going to get every bit of doodoo, there's some resilient bit that still need to be wiped off, so you still need some toilet tissue. And you don't wanna have a swampy ass full of water after everytime you shit. The point of the bidet isn't to replace toilet paper it's to give you a much cleaner ass you fucking retards.
>>53413929
Healthy bowel movements is 2-3 times a day. What the fuck is wrong with you fat fucks? Once a day is maybe ok if you only eat once a day but once every 3 or 4 days? You people are fucked.

>>53414529
There is such a thing as a portable bidet that is essentially that, yes
https://hellotushy.com/products/tushy-travel-bidet

For anyone wanting a bidet Tushy has a special right now https://hellotushy.com/products/classic-affordable-bidet

>>53415308
See a doctor nigga, Jesus Christ

>>53413185

How do you use that without splashing water on the floor?

>be Muslim
>perform ablutions daily for prayers
>get awkward stares when people found out about it before bidets went mainstream
>”Muslims are so weird and backwards”
>bidets go mainstream
>”Hey anon, you should get a bidet to wash your ass every time you use the bathroom instead of using a dry piece of paper. It’s more hygienic!”
Buncha faggots

>>53414692
The water is either ionized, or the head is put under UV light.

>>53413185
is there a tunnel in the bathroom

>>53413185
You're retarded. I just plop my ass on the sink and rinse that way. Why buy a separate handle hose that will just get water flying everywhere if you mishandle it? That was a rhetorical question btw

>>53417686
I can't believe nobody wants to make a guide for this thing

>>53413185
No I have a separate bidet in each bathroom because I'm not poor like you.

>>53413185
I just bought a 500 dollar one that washes, dries and sings to me when I'm done taking a shit. Thanks OP!! Everyone else fingering their butthole with rough paper are the true faggots and poor

>>53417366
>unironically posting this
You are a filthy, subhuman faggot piece of shit. I hope you realize that, you dirty worthless trash, your existence is a blight for everyone on this site and this planet. I have infinitely more respect for pajeets and chinkoid bugmen than I have for you irredeemable nigger.

My main IP is banned, as is my entire mobile network ISP. I had to reset airplane mode on my phone at least 70 times with the hope that I'd stumble on the one IP unaffected by the rangeban just to tell you that you are one of the most disgusting tranny troglodyte cavemen I ever had the displeasure of witnessing on this website. End your life, and make sure not to leave anything behind so I can rest with the solace of knowing there is no way for your genes to linger around after both your body and soul decay into irrelevancy for all eternity.

KILL YOURSELF

>>53417664
Maybe going to poop once everyday is an ameritard thing. Considering most of us tards are overweight as fuck. Fuck you us fatboys, maybe my body absorb better nutrients and poop less since I'm a third world lean fag

>>53420057
I'm a burger and I only shit two or three times per week. I'm in great shape with a healthy diet. I think that's all there is to it. Everyone I know who shits a lot also drinks loads of beer, and they call me the weird one, lol.

>>53413185
I spray my hole and I spray the bowl.

>>53418814
Take another booster shot.