/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53411733
I cbf to pick up this gold/Fed conversation from the start but no one who actually learns about precious metals for like 2 minutes actually wants to use gold for trade, it's all about silver as currency. Even the tards on pmg know this

Which country will be richer in 20 years? Which country will be poorer?

https://youtu.be/n5JWyPBM_U4

>DXY COMPUTER

I claim this bread for the crown jewels

>>53412950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

Since December 1 2022
+27%
Vs
-1% in sp500 and nasdaq
And a lower max drawdown. God damn I got so lucky the past two months

Where are we shorting shit and piss computer? I asked this yesterday and got 2 wildly divergent answers

>>53412986
I could tell you but I'm usually too early.

>>53412986
I'd wait to short later. Everyone wants this shit higher to dump bags and buy cheap puts.

>>53412985
What plays?

>>53412950
>>53412980
Incredible how we start hyperinflating as soon as the fed eases up even a little bit. Food and energy (gasoline) are mooning right now.

dax will rise soon

long time no see boys.

should I sell my svix position now ? I am up 30% on it

>>53413003
Mostly short in December
Flipped long in January
Lots of good timings on closing shorts and going long largely index options

>>53412996
>>53412994
Agreed, I have been early-biased in the past few months too so I'm going to let it rip for another month or so until I start. Or wait until the FOMC because that's usually when shit starts burning.

>>53413015
always pocket gains so do a partial close like 30% of the position

>>53413015
Enough to post about, enough to take profit on. You already know this.

>>53413007
Just noticed gasoil futures (which is the thing that matters because it's refined oil products that we pay for, not crude) are back above $1000

Am I looking at a triple top boys

BUDDY

>>53413027
>>53413022
I haven't been paying much attention to the markets since i blew up my trading account so i was hoping for theories about why vix would go up significantly.
I know there was an anon that just traded vix futures in here.

contango is 5% between the next two months idk even know if that is good. My position is only $6k

>>53413061
>short vix
>blew up my trading account
Checks out. More widows made there than shorting natgas

>>53412986
You need to look at the earnings report calendar the next two weeks and see if you want to fade all the fkn megacaps, and you need to keep the VIX handy. The VIX is in the fkn toilet

>>53413072
I blew it up a year ago with put credit spreads on index and sp500 stocks

>>53413007
>>53413053
The problem is those SPR releases didn't actually do anything to fix the supply/demand imbalance in oil. If anything, they made it worse; capex plans got finalized a couple months ago in a world of $70 oil and windfall taxes.

>>53413061
>an anon that just traded vix futures
That might be me.

Contango is mild, VIX is low which usually means strong contango but long term VIX expectations are really low which makes contango about only half as strong as it would otherwise be.

>>53413072
If you short VIX and you can't take a spike to 38 then you're ngmi as it's something that would happen multiple times a year.

retard here, dont know where to ask this but didnt want to make a new thread for this:

I was looking into buying a CD for some quick turnover cash. there are rates of 4.65% APY with a monthly pay (coupon) frequency.
does this mean that if i buy the CD at 1k, the first month I'll get an interest of 46.50, then 48.66, etc?

>>53413118
do you think its just best to sell my svix and wait for a sell off to buy in again ?

>>53413129
the APY is your annual yield.
THe monthly pay is just going to be 1/12 of the apy

>>53413073
Yeah I'm watching VIX computer like a fucking hawk. Idk what megacaps to go after, or at least not yet. Depends on how much retard strength is going to be behind this breakout and judging by BTCs move it's going to be significant.
I think we might go to 430.

how do i make uh one 100$ dollars?

>>53413152
100 dollars = 2 points on ES = 8 ticks
it's not that hard

>>53413152
Rent me your sister for 1 year

>>53413131
If you're in the green, which I guess you should be, then yeah, but I'm only saying because I'm bearish. However if VIX fails to pump (which it well might) you can continue to gain from contango, also SVIX isn't great for this given how shit it is compared to shorting futures.

>>53413173
it's in a smaller roth account so I can't short directly with margin

>>53413152
Send it to a wise investor like me and I’ll double it

Can we all just agree it needs to go down so my pits are in profit?

>>53412910
Nice calf

nig tio ID GET

>>53413140
thanks anon.
is this the same for treasury bills?
for example if a treasury bill is set for 1 month at 4%, will that be (4% / 12) yield, or will that be 4% of the total principal?

>>53413216
idk how treasuries work.
I'm pretty sure they can go up or down in value based on the interest rates.

>>53413054
Wow, is that like, a double top with an extra added top for super topisity?
You know what this means

>>53413216
all yields are annual unless stated otherwise

Yields...

>>53413148
several big tickers coming up are holdings. NVDA, AMD, TSLA, IBM, 3M, Capital One, GE, MSFT, Raytheon, Boeing, LAM etc etc etc. I hate it.

>>53413260
Going down is good yes

Also bobo btfo again

Women have vaginas

>>53413302
Short term yields are going up
Long term is going down

>>53413328
>vaginas
You never say this word out loud right?
If you do stop

Looks like the war in eastern Europe is coming to and end with mass government resignations in Ukraine. Some have flat out just died in mysterious circumstances.

>>53413309
futures are red though. this isn't a ringing endorsement of the line breaking celebration.
>>53413328
vaginas are ugly. it's shockingly rare to see a legitimately pleasing to the eye buhgina.

>>53413329
ultra short term are going up.everything from 6months on is falling. 2y under 4 by fomc meeting

DAx is doing nothing, waiting fro the sum from teh BCE to speak

>>53413347
No, it will turn more fanatical. Arestovych was booted for not being fanatical enough and we don't know what vendettas caused the others to get the boot. Russia and Ukraine will go at it until one army just dissolves or the nukes start flying.

>>53413361
nothing is going to happen today

Still short, still alive
I will NEVER give up

>>53413355
>Posting an anime

Lol what a homo

>>53413355
>futures are red though
same as yesterday and the day before

>>53413341

>You never say this word out loud right?
If you do stop

Don't tell me what to do.

>>53413355

>vaginas are ugly. it's shockingly rare to see a legitimately pleasing to the eye buhgina.

Don't argue with me.

I just went short on EUR/USD with a x90 leverage. Thoughts ?

>>53413385
nice. unlimited losses. very brave.

>>53413455
be careful with the idiots at the BCE talking in 1h, nothign will happen before that

>>53412960
Oh no, not pump n dumps again

>>53413455
Same (long DXY).

>>53413454
It's not unlimited, I can only lose 100%

>VIX flat as pancake
Are you okay Bobo?

>>53413385
im coming for you anon

I told you guys yesterday to watch TRKA.

Keep watching.

the whore largarde is talking

whats happening in the markets this year, ive been taking it easy just building cash reserves. looks like this week is kind important with earnings and PCE?

>>53413580
as flat as SPX

> futures

Bobros....

>>53413678
calm down, it's nothing (yet)

>futures

so lemme guess, another giga pump day?

>>53413729

>>53413729
dax will rise soon, but it's overall bearish so far.yesterday was nice since there was no news, no it's big news everyday

anybody long on ALPP? Might fuck around and buy a couple thousand shares.

>>53413581
two can play that game

>>53413688
I'm surprised that trend didn't get censored from twitter. Too big to hide now?

>>53413739
until NFP last week

>>53413759
Musk has turned vax sceptic.

>>53413759

Musk is pissed. He got jabbed like 4 times and the last one made him sick as a dog. No fucking way is he going to censor it.

>>53413832
>>53413847
Musk isn't a real person stop falling for psyops

>>53413869
Shut the fuck up ChatGPTard

>rocker doesn't understand foot fetishes
no wonder he doesn't make money

>>53413007
Check truflation.com chud, biden sisters are winning

heemedbros... I am microrecovering...

>>53412910
If AVCTQ gets bought out it's exploding

>>53413928
stfu

>>53414065
NO U!!!!!!!

>>53413455
Based. I'm sick of libtards pumping EURUSD with this bullshit optimism. Or thinking that Jerome will bitch out before the ECB bitch? Jerome isn't standing down, he's going to keep plowing through until your boipucci is sore and bleeding. If anything Europe will cuck first because of Italy's debt.

>>53414068
get a load of this triggered bagholder hah
save your energy for the bagholding

>>53414075
that's a n awful meme
objectively speaking

>>53414083
>objectively speaking

>>53414094
My opinion is objective fact, yes.

>>53413832
>Opportunist larper with access to unfiltered pleb chatter changes standpoint
okay, nontheless, kill him, and then pay vaxxx reparations

>>53413751
look at his nails
lmao bears are literal trannies

>>53414094
what does this portrait of your mother have to do with anything?

>>53414075
powell is already pivoting, while lagarde is raising rates until the german tax payer collapses under the interest payments

>>53414103
> lmao

>>53414117
In what universe is he "already pivoting"? Slowing down rate increases then holding high rates in place until at least 2024 isn't a pivot. Depending on what happens rates could keep going up.
You libtards are so desperate to jump the gun on rate cuts because you wouldn't be able to stand the pain Jerome is about to bring down on you.

A rate cut just flew over my house!

>>53413355
>futures are red though.
Futures are red because European markets are red. FTSE dumped hard right at its open but is recovering while DAX is slowly falling.

>>53414148
if you compared it with the ecb that wont slow down, while the US has better metrics, that is like a pivot

>>53414148
the idea is inflation has never been tamed without interest rates being higher than it.
so that they're slowing down so fast already when (cooked) inflation is still 6%. 4%< 6%
which would mean its impossible for stocks to make lower lows with wages & revenues going up

idk if this is true anymore, given the market couldn't handle 2% rates In 2018. but I'm generally pessimistic either way it blows.

When is powell gonna pull the reverse Uno card and do a 10,000bps hike rate?

Uh... Mumubros?

>>53414311
>4 leaf clover
is it a sign?

>>53414220
yeah I hope this DAX dogshit is crashing hard soon

>>53414308
Feb 1 but he's a cuck and will do the expected 25bps while talking tough (muh higher for longer) but saying they are data dependent at the same time and market will rally on this bullshit as always.. I can already see it...

>>53414334
that's lame, I wanted to see the markets crash and burn, its long overdue for a fix

>18 minute lul in posting
/smg/ is dead. Where is peer to peer lending anon so he can start /p2pg/ to take its place

>>53412910
Is spy going up or down today?

>>53414334
Yesterday the german authority for banking institutions (BAFIN) released a paper about the risk of rate hikes for german bank institutions. Now already, and these risks could grow stronger with higher rates. Bank crashes might be a possibility. Maybe that risk also exists in the US, which is why this market doesn't want to crash (especially EU).

https://www.bafin.de/SharedDocs/Downloads/DE/Fokusrisiken/2023_Fokusrisiken.html

>>53414483
ES is about to rise

thoughts on QRTEA?

>>53414503
Good thing we all hold physical cash and assets lmao

>>53414548
I was planning to spread money I'm not using for investing/gambling on to different banks for different timespans to collect interest, but thanks to these news I'm becoming hesitant. I was even joking days before to my parents that I was thinking about pulling money out of the banks. What's the reason to keep in in there if I don't get interest and don't use it, but only risk losing it... My joke is becoming reality.

uranium

>>53413148
I'm selling everything.
Biz is always wrong.

>Why is did the market go up 2% yesterday?
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>Okay, why is it down half a percent in the premarket this morning?
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>53414311
If you snap off a bull's tail it's gonna run.

what did lagarde say?

>>53414619
>Why is did the market go up 2% yesterday?
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
one of the main reason that the market rallied yesterday was because over the weekend Nick Timiraos released a report saying that the Fed would raise by 25 basis points - he is "the Fed whisperer" - whatever he says goes / is the truth. market was able to cement these odds, which lowered odds for subsequent months as well.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/fed-sets-course-for-milder-interest-rate-rise-in-february-11674362567
this came out on sunday
>Okay, why is it down half a percent in the premarket this morning?
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the market is down this morning due to bad data coming from Europe indicating that they are seeing a recession
>UK figures that instigated some moves with the pound notably sliding on the back of rising recession fears. The report showed that the UK services sector slumped to its weakest in two years and that was enough to see GBP/USD fall
>Germany January flash manufacturing PMI 47.0 vs 47.9 expected
>UK January flash services PMI 48.0 vs 49.7 expected
>UK January CBI trends total orders -17 vs -8 expected
>France January flash services PMI 49.2 vs 49.8 expected

>>53414680
ECB's Villeroy: The ECB will probably have reached peak rates by Summer.

SKYT bros, the DoD contracts have begun

this weeks movement has been so slow but at least its green

Someone post LMT earnings, they just released

Isn't it funny how all that talk about central banks printing money is just synonym for "please buy my worthless internet gold"

I kind of want to buy AWK and WM
WM because people will always produce waste
AWK because the next crisis will be a water shortage

thoughts?

>>53414810
Plus other stocks with high exposure to water rights, like KO, PEP or Nestle

>>53414810
>the next crisis will be a water shortage
I have some doubts that this is going to happen because people continuously predicting this in the last 10-20 years as THE big thing wich means your positioning would be late at best and at worst you are investing into a meme

>>53414707
Fucking eh.

I found it extremely funny as I was viewing a thread from yesterday in which one anon used the word "honkaloid". I encourage more use of this term.

>>53414891
I think they're being serious now, maybe they didnt have the resources or influence on media, public figures etc. back then but they poisoned 3/4 of humanity with the clot shot already (pfizer CEO literally said their goal is to reduce world pupolation by 50%) and the water crisis could be used to finish off the rest who survived.

>>53414810
Desalinization in your path. I say this as someone in the water treatment industry.

>>53414928
of course the water crisis will be engineered, they will always be enough water. I just want to make bank from companies who set the price.

>>53414928
Where are you gunna drop all that marine life killing sludge thats created from it?

>>53414925
Boomers all dead
Bullish

>>53414928
you are killing the environment goy
https://apnews.com/article/climate-california-droughts-environment-ad4fd9176850fd1c69cb330ac8841b92

>>53414891

>Contributing Author: Hunter Biden

My sides

>>53414955
In space. Raytheon waste disposal missiles

>>53414955
California

I bought NVDA puts

>>53413216
Yes it's the same. The yield is always per year

>Futures

>futures

>futures

>>53415107
that girl probaby moved to another european contry and is serving the BBC at this moment. Sad reality..

TODAY

>>53415156
Alternatively

Last call for BBBY lads, it's being fucky

>>53415124
wasnt there a webm of an ukrainian girl traveling through italy in 5 star hotels making tiktoks in expensive restaurants and giving interviews in talk shows about the war while her brother was fighting?

>>53415156
>>53415159
It's going to be another holeguy kind of day. Also, why didn't the unvaccinated do more to warn people about the dangers of the vaccine. I think we should hold the unvaccinated responsible for terrible effects of the vaccine that we are currently facing.

>>53415179
She has a vagina, which makes her more valuable to be a fuck doll for rich men, while her brother has a duty to protect his illegitimate government.

>>53415191
Reparations for vaxxies are going to restart the bull and get us out of the crab hell.

There are people in this thread that accepted a rushed experimental seasonal flu shot.

>>53415124
mutt's law and all that

>>53414311
>is it a sign

> he bought calls at 4040

Kek baggie

>futures

Uh oh mumu, stinky!

>>53415124
How would a woman serve a big block chevy? They can't even drive

>futures

OUTTA MY WAY >FUTURES FUCKING SHITS

>>53415299
chegged
>oh fuggg

>futures
hey I've seen this move before
market will pump at open and dump 2 hours before closing (again)

I need to quickly unheem myself

WHY ARE MY HECKIN COIN SHARES GOING DOWN

anybody slurping VZ at opening?

so anons what are the actual numbers regarding futures red = red day and futures green = green day?

>>53415318
Only gonna say it one more time today, last call for bbby - check the chart

>>53415342
same as day before red = today red, no useful correlation

I went long yesterday.

>>53415349
Thank you. I can only make money if people go long

>>53415342

>>53415349
man 80% of my portfolio is in low volatility booemr stocks so im ionly up +6% in 3 weeks, you're not missing much

>>53415358
Literally hokum

>>53415358
Is this real or a meme

man, this bounce in crypto sure has brought a ton of newfags to /smg/
i've never seen so many newfags as i have in the past 2 weeks

>>53415391
its a meme
I've tried it for a month and its more like 15% accurate

I Shorted CAC and DAX . thoughts ?

>>53415349
lmao

It's our time to laugh, it's your time to cry

>>53414685
>bad economic data prints
wait.. are we at bad news = actually bad again?

>SOXL will be back in the 40s soon

wtf

>>53414810
Bill Gates buys a shitload of WM every other quarter, one of the few public companies that have an actual moat

>>53415430
Even as a Yuro I don't pay attention to those, but given that Yurope is in a worse situation than the US for now I guess that checks out.

So are we just red because we were green yesterday, or was there some data release or something?

>>53415448
God I would get so hard

>>53414685
>all those words to say "I'm a midwit"
The market only moves to cause max pain, it moves exactly the same as the shitcoin markets you boomers make fun of. Midwits like you believe the headlines they create to justify moves after they happen. We will continue pumping to 5000+ S&P because everyone, including institutions, is still bearish

>>53415464
>hurr measures of inflation don't matter
>line will go up because people think line will go down
>t. less than a midwit

>>53415478
People with low IQ out perform midwits in markets, being less than a midwit isn't an insult.

>>53415464
Nigga the market moves the way the fed tells the market to move. I don't know if you have realized this or not.

>>53415463
Mexican inflation is up

>>53415502
No, it doesn't. The bond market does whatever they want to do and then the Fed sets the rates and policy based on what the bond market does.

>>53415463
>So are we just red because we were green yesterday, or was there some data release or something?
Tuesday after monthly options tends to be a reversal of monday.
That's just the way it is.

>>53415464
zoomer please leave

>>53415520
>Another boomer who thinks his stock market casino moves based on fundamentals or "news"
Lmao, no wonder you midwits constantly lose money.

>>53415513
bonds don't move anything because they are basically the safest investment possible.That's why institutions hide their money away in them in times of crisis.

>>53415502
The Fed wants the market to go down by the way, they keep crying at every speech they give. The market is literally moving the opposite way they want which debunks your statement even further.

A row of houses on both sides of street. Boomers and their parents sit alone in rows of 3 bedroom houses, refusing to sell but unable to leave because they are "snowed in" every year unable to figure out how to buy product online.
They wont even pay the guys to shovel their driveways.

It makes me so sad, knowing I will never be able to afford one of those 3 bedrooms and they sit all day cursing that benevolence yet refusing to move.

>>53415529
Are you actually bragging that you have low IQ? That’s crazy

>>53412960
MONI was up 57% yesterday. Anyone else still holding MONI?

>>53415499
>He took the bellchart meme seriously
Bro please go outside for your health

>>53415551
Yes, tested at 73 IQ. If I was a midwit I would have missed chainlink, shib, hex and more shitcoins.

I’m a retard that is sitting on a lot of cash (~90k) (kept anticipating student loans to unfreeze so kept saving so I could pay them all off but now I’ve gotten fucked by missing out and getting raped by inflation)
Should I just dump everything into VOO and forget about it?

>>53415561
It is completely serious, only people on both ends bought link and hex at the bottom.

earnings looking like shit. no wonder futures are red

>>53415565
based brainletchad

>>53415568
Everything into BTC miners as BTC will be 50k in a few months.

>>53415542
That doesn't debunk anythin gyou moron. That just means that the fed is going to hike interest rates even HIGHER. You can look at every single bear market in history and a interest rate hike by the fed is perfectly correlated with it. You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

I don't even disagree with you in totality but fundamentals will always move markets over feels.
feels < reals. Men make their own history but not as they please. They do not make it under a set of self selected circumstances.

>>53415597
stop replying to obvious bait you dipshit

>>53415597
They are doing 2 more .25 hikes and then pausing for a long time. The pause is undeniably a pivot, it's over bobofag.

>>53415568
buy $10k worth every month for the next 9 months

>>53415588
I have a decent stack of shitcoins but I have a daughter now so I’m trying to put something away that way if I die she won’t starve to death kek.

short-BBBY bros...

>>53415610
Should I move to Japan and become a falcon guy and repopulate Japan while training attack falcons?

>>53415609
I figured that a DCA approach would be the smartest. I’ve really only played with shitcoins over the past 5 years. With shitcoins I can get a general feeling of when the market will go up or down but I don’t know shit about stocks. Every time I look at S&P I just think “this shit has definitely got to burst” but it keeps going up kek. How in the fuck is the market valued at 33% more than what it was before Covid meanwhile everything is apparently still fucked up? I kept waiting for a big correction that never came.

>>53415321
Quiet before the storm

>>53415633
Why are you short BBBY, exactly? They sell excellent popcorn oil
>>53415636
You could stop off-topic posting? That would be nice :)

>>53415610
>Mission objectives: Bomb Nipposean death ray array
>Expected resistance: Experimental heavy air superiority fighters

>>53415636
Japan's already doomed. You'd need like a hundred thousand copies of that Canadian fertility doctor who used his own sperm to impregnate hundreds of his patients.

>>53415663
I live in nipland. The nip currency has gotten so cucked it’s not even funny and it’s only going to keep getting worse. I feel trapped here.

>>53415675
>I live in nipland
English teacher-san or actual slant?

>>53415643
>How in the fuck is the market valued at 33% more than what it was before Covid
this is part of the reason. blue = s&p500, orange = earnings

well i masturbated and still am feeling bullish
sorry bobos i tried

>>53415663
>pic related
Almost every company is registered in a different place than their actual headquarters. Many businesses in America are registered in Delaware for tax reasons I think.

I'm going to make money today.

>>53415688
Dangit...

>pre's
I'm scared mubros

>>53415686
This is the most Jewish thing I’ve seen all month.

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>>53415652
could you fuck off and not butt into my conversation regarding shit that doesn't concern you? It was clearly on the topic of the image that I was replying to.

>>53415711
CAM ON

>>53415603
It deppends on the market retard. But to say that a bear market rally in a bear market is a bull run and a fed pivot is fucking retarded and to say the fed doesn't move the market is doubly retard.

>>53415602
Your mom.

>>53415684
Neither. White collar wageslave cuck.

>>53415716
Filtered

>>53415711
What a stinky open!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why the fuck is AMC halted?

MO
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>>53415716
Keep off topic posting and I'll keep *redacted* every one of them :)

>>53415723
>White collar wageslave cuck.
How the fuck did this happen anon? Are you living in an anime yet? Do you molest OLs on your way to your cage?

MCD halted?
NKE halted?

Nike 3M and MO halted for some reason

TSM halted at opening NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

WTF??????????????

what the fuck WAS THAT

>>53415731
TSM, XOM, OXY, NUE, RTX
All halted for me.

Someone nuked the market?

it's over

PLTR down 17% on no news what the fuck is happening bros

Why did Palantir Dump like 17%?

NOOO MUMU FUCKING SHIT NOOOOO
DON'T
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Theres some powerfull bobotry at work here.

WHY IS EVERYTHING GETTING HALTED??????????

>>53415747
>MCD
>NKE
What the fuck happened?

what economic data comes out at 9:45 and 10?

I KNEW I SHOULD'VE SHORTED PLTR YESTERDAY REEEEEEEE

>>53415568
with 90k you can trade 10 lots on ES lol, and with that you can 1000 dollars each day

>>53415745
I learned nip in college + had a meaningful degree and then studied in nipland for a few years.
I really can’t recommend it, it’s a giant meme. You hamstring your earning potential and ruin your work life balance all for the Japanese pussy meme. I recommend you visit or if you must come long term come as a student, otherwise the country will slowly crush you and you will end up despising it.

WFC DOWN 11%

>McDonalds down 7%
I FUCKING KNEW SHORTING THIS SHIT COMANY WOULD WORK
ONLY YOUR FRIES ARE WORTH EATING

What an absolute fucking SCAM holy shit

CYBER ATTACK???

>it's the crash and I shorted just before open
What a comfy feeling holy shit.

RTX literally went up 7% in a second, WTF?

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53415763
>>53415766
Stop gambling on shitcos

Never seen my boring companies like MAIN and SO get halted….

Buffet dead.
Its over.
Berkshire is collapsing.

>>53415793
BAMBALAM

>>53415570
>knows hes not smart enough to be on right side of curve
>decides to go full retard in the hopes of making it to the far left
Let me know how that works out for you

Quote feed problem

What the fuck is with all the halts

>ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

Looks like we're still in the fight mumus

>>53415796
PLTR has a really bad new winter line
sell for your lives

Any other bullchads slurping this dip?

WHAT IS GOING ON

>>53415787
????

If Coinbase drops below 54 I'm panic selling

>t buyed 350 @ 52

Why is PBR halted down 10%?

Imagine if this glitch had happened to SPY.

Holy shit the black swan just subscribed to my onlyfans. Exit the market. All in peer to peer lending

that fucking first green candle on MO
what the fuck

I’m slurping this dip so fuckin hard

>>53415834
>glitch
no anon, that was algo jews fucking everyone over

What are (((they))) up to now?

>EVERYTHING IS HALTED
>THIS IS THR BIG ONE BOIS NO TRADES CAN BE CONFIRMED

>cnbc tards losing their minds
>'bad market data'
How does bad market data even happen?

Man NG's are crashing

>>53415849
Bullish, nobody can sell.

I dedicate this next record to all the Mumus out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXn8vtRbUgI

Palantir?

BIDEN IS RELEASING 2 MILLION NIGGERS FROM THE STRATEGIC NIGGER RESERVES

>>53415850

WHAT HAPPENED TO PLTR

what the fuck this should be illegal what happened to palantir stock

nice fucking """"""market'""""""" you have here stocktards

>c-c-crytpo is a s-s-shit m-market

SCAM
C
A
M

It's fixed now.

THIS IS IT


THIS.

IS.

IT.

>>53415850
Umm anon market goes down that means bad market data. Stinky poo poo peepee. Everyone knows line only goes up.

>>53415850
They don't use chainlink oracles.

IT'S HAPPENING

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53415858
we were getting a little low
thanks Biden!

>MFW ITS FUCKING HABBENING TODAY

>>53415869
I was talking about the 7 halted stocks, anon. CNBC tards said 'bad data' is to blame.
keep up, bud.

Fuck this shit. I'm out of here. See you guys tomorrow.

>>53415742
keep reporting me, like i even give a fuck.

>>53412910
How the fuck is Apple stick green. Dump this shit to $138 so I can close my short you fucks

>>53415859
>we're just getting confirmation from the SEC
>WHAT'S THAT?
>Did you double check it?
>DEAR VIEWERS WE JUST GOT CONFRIMATION FROM THE SEC THAT THE DATA IS LEGIT
>THE STOCK MARKET AS OF TUESDAY MORNING HAS GONE TO ZERO
>WE'RE STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS MEANS
>PLEASE DO NOT PANIC

>The eternal crab hypercycle begins
>market doesn't go down, market doesn't go up, market doesn't even go sideways, time is no longer a factor

>>53415875
rollan

oh gosh i woke up late! where's the crash, what's going on, why is eveyrone boboposting? i was planning to buy some calls today

I cannot believe someone could make money like this, potentially endangering the lives of the women he impregnates. These women shouldn't have to ask for protection or to assume they are safe.
Why he isn't just wearing a condom is beyond me.

>>53415884
>7
>>53415759

>MOS went from 47 to 50

>>53415875
rolling

>>53415895
Go back to bed the stonk market is at 0

>>53415895
There's been like, dozens of halts. On shit that normally doesn't trade very volatile.

>>53415783
was it halted or something? i see it was -7% but it's -1% now lol

Petrobras -10% at open, bought up to +1% in minutes

>>53415895
Bunch of tickers halted right at open, conveniently the ones that had fat red candles mooned right after they were unhalted. I think Big Money is mad they missed the rally yesterday.

Stop loss shitters btfo

>>53415895
Crash is over, we're buying stuff with the gains now

>>53415890
We 1929 timeline?

>>53415895
Cause even fucking Exxon dropped 7.6% along with the tech companies

>all these retardo market orders 1 second after halting stopped
LMAO

I got a feeling was a test run

There is no way stops actually got triggered on those scam wicks right?

>>53415925
stop losses, moar like stop gainsss

HALT JUDEN
>HALT JUDEN
HALT JUDEN
>HALT JUDEN
nothing to see here, goy

>>53415912
More like some hedgie went caput and the market makers had to unwind their mess kekek

>>53415917
>the year is still 1929 and it's still crashing
>wake up

>>53415772
So others can sell, and you cannot.

>>53415902
Oh dang. I only thought it was 7 of them that halted.
>>53415910
Many were halted, apparently.
>>53415925
They were halted after dropping, so...

THE SLURPERS ARE FIGHTING BACK

which tickers? XOM so far is the only one i see

>>53415856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkOWmCg7rlk

BUDDY CHECK DXY COMPUTER

>high acumen smart trader with trailing stop losses like the experts say
Lose 10% to HFT algos thx for playing

If we do anything but crab today this will be fucking retarded.

>>53415941
all the big mega caps went pure shitcoin

TF IS THAT??

>>53415928

>>53415952
just some bad data goyim
nothing to see here

We are mooning, Bobo. I'm a Bobo, but there is still much to pump until we can crash.

Goodbye SAVA

>DOW FUTES

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>>53415875
Anything but 6 and 7 is decent, or maybe I'm just lonely.

Here's what's going to happen. Microsoft is going to post shitty guidance because of recession fears, and we're going to get circuit breakers tomorrow because of it.