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>>53410189

>> No.53410205 [DELETED] 

First for NIGGERS

>> No.53410212

Reminder Morgan Stanley’s model backtested with 100% accuracy is predicting SPY to 320 by Q2.

>> No.53410214

CVNA. Hot bag of dicks.
COIN. Hot bag of dicks.
SAVA. Hot bag of dicks.
SI. Hot bag of dicks.
TSLA. Hot bag of dicks.
CVAC. Hot bag of dicks.
BYND. Hot bag of dicks.
OTLY. Hot bag of dicks.
BBBY. Hot bag of dicks.
FUBO. Hot bag of dicks.
AFRM. Hot bag of dicks.
BTAI. Hot bag of dicks.
SHOP. Hot bag of dicks.


But you don't listen. Lol. Idiot. Moron. Keep bidding for shitcos. I warned you.

You keep bidding for dogshit companies. Why.


Answer why.

Tell me why you bought the ShitCos today. I warned you. Eye of the glass. The Phantom Menace. The Philosopher's Stone. The Song of Fire and Ice. I showed you the way. You didn't listen.

>> No.53410235

DKNG. Hot bag of dicks. How could I forget about the sports betting company that gives customers money for making losing bets.

>> No.53410242

>>53410189
Why does that Pepe ride the bus? Did he get a DUI or something?

>> No.53410248
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>>53410212
I remember a 5 year stint of morgan stanely being wrong about everything so Im not believing shit that they say

>> No.53410252

>>53410242
It's a private bus, very nice, very exclusive.

>> No.53410253
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what should i buy and why? actually explain why, in detail.

>> No.53410256

Anyone here actually swing trade with a big chunk of cash? Once my portfolio recovers from last year I kind of want to try using ~10k to throw into random things I think I can get ~10% out of relatively quickly

>> No.53410257 [DELETED] 
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Why do the Jews always win?

>> No.53410266

>>53410253
SARKs on sale right now

>> No.53410268

Did you remember to buy some huge smelly slimy turd companies in 2022?
The Turd tsunami of 2021 never left, 2022 was just the eye.
TURDCO BROS WW@?

>> No.53410281

>>53410256
Yes I just swing trade either soxs/soxl sqqq/tqqq for a quick 5-10% and take profit

>> No.53410294
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i cant believe my son jack had another green day

big guys are accumulating because of that 0.5 pe and divvy (with 2% payout ratio lmao) and share buybacks and now there's no choice but for the price to keep going up

oh man i only need this to hit $90 to hit a 10-bagger (didnt time my buy on LEAPS that well lmao)

>> No.53410297

>>53410253
We're literally at the crossroads of a move up and move down because SPY didn't close convincingly above 400. It's an actual coinflip no matter what you buy this time

>> No.53410309
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>>53410297
>no matter what you buy

>> No.53410311

Reading this doujin where the dude gives his food to a homeless girl. Next thing you know the girl breaks into his home, goes thru his things while he sleeps and then once he's awake binds his hands with handcuffs. Then proceeds to "repay" him for his kindness. (girls a hot blonde with big tits and wears a schoolgirl outfit). Lucky guy.

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Made some chili and it was underwhelming.

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Why do trannies hate Pepe?

>> No.53410326

>>53410214
More like hidden tiGAYS amirite lmao gottem

>> No.53410329
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Damn, I thought NINE looked like a good short at that spot. Damn bhenchod manager keeping me busy as usual.

>> No.53410368

>>53410311
Today I learned homeless girls have schoolgirl outfits.

>> No.53410372

>>53410214
I enjoy these posts.

>> No.53410380
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>dotcom bubble was last point in this civilizational bullrun where you could be an OG member of a truly big corporation
>mid 00s and later was just bullshit app companies
>Xoomers are the overlords of this gay century and casually bang hookers in pricey vegas hotels while coming up with new bullshit "tech" scams from comfort of their 9 figure bank accounts

>> No.53410381

what the fuck do I buy that's not a degenerate play like soxl calls ?
p.s. I'm buying soxl calls every week, I win some I lose some... WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY ? I need to make like 250k to calm down

>> No.53410388
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WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.53410411

>>53410322
holmes looking super homely

>> No.53410412

>shit and piss just fucking humps a meme line for like 2 months
FUCKING DO SOMETHING

>> No.53410428
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Palantir’s CEO has a simple message for Silicon Valley workers uneasy with military contracts: ‘Don’t work here’

>> No.53410430

>>53410326
>>53410372
Tell me what unprofitable dogshit companies you bid up today. Tell me. Go. Now. Say it. Speak up.

>> No.53410431

>>53410380
>not understanding the new paradigm
1. Make shitco
2. Publicly list shitco
3. Cry to Fed that they are out of control if they don't give your shitco easy money
4. Dump your insider shares on public markets while blaming the NASTY SHORTS
5. Repeat with new shitco now that you have previous shitco experience.
If you aren't misallocating capital you are doing it wrong.

>> No.53410437

>>53410428
nice just bought 100k

>> No.53410445

Is anyone in here capable of managing risk, position sizes, and TP/SL levels? I've been learning to do it over the last several months and have a good system in place, and I feel a lot more confident on my trades. Already realized $180 in profit on the current rally and expect it to shid and piss its way back down again soon.

>> No.53410450

holy fuck did you guys see what happened with VERB today? total shitco scam. DA NAKED SHORT SELLER OOOGA BOOGA SCARIES meanwhile do an offering at the top fuck ME fuck ME

Like I said, thee companies putting out press releases complaining about Naked Short Selling should be halted pending investigation for manipulation on the long side. VERB putting out a PR this morning and then dropping an offering this evening. SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM

>> No.53410456

>>53410428
PLTR is one of this cycle's OG shitcos
That man never met a share he didn't want to dump on retail. Glorious.

>> No.53410460
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>>53410380
tfw walk by a cinnabon at the airport

>> No.53410472

>>53410437
you mean like right now?
>>53410456
i dont buy any company within 2 years of IPO. they're usually just dumping on retail via hype. i am interested now though and doing some reading.

>> No.53410473

>>53410450
>>53410431
>>53410380
Saw a news article about this on Yahoo the other day. Why not just look for companies with high monthly volume, but weak daily/weekly volume, make sure it's short volume has a high ratio, and go long on the shitco?

>> No.53410479
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Why am I seeing so much of this sentiment?
>y-you guys better stop or the FED is gunna get reeeaaally mad
The FED literally manifested this reality in the markets with all the money they printed and now theyre mad joe shmo is blowing his paycheck in the market?
lmao

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>>53410445
>$180 in profit

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>>53410411
She's under a lot of stress.

>> No.53410494

>>53410481
THIS NIGGA GAMBLING WITH PEANUTS
EVERYONE LAUGH AT HIM HAHAHAA

>> No.53410499

>>53410473
wat if we all shorted the shitcos instead!

>> No.53410508

>>53410488
do you have any webm's of her dumper? i only ever see her at some bank teller line

>> No.53410515
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>>53410212
sheesh

>> No.53410516

>>53410431
>make shitco
>implying average anon has social skill to do this
already over. Facial genetics is requirement 1 to making it.

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>>53410508
You mean this? No webms, sorry.

>> No.53410522

>>53410212
You made up everything in the post. All MS said is their model which worked in 2008 night work now too and predicts downturn.
Problem is, stock market is a competitive game. Players like MS saying they are bearish means they most likely want you to short / sell si that they can utilise this to their advantage.
I'll just keep doing what works for me, fuck listening to "friendly" advice from big money.

>> No.53410529

>>53410430
I bought more CNQ and ENB so I'm not afraid of your silent forest bullshit

>> No.53410533

>>53410481
>>53410494
I have $18000 across my trading accounts, my risk:reward is 1.5:1.0, with a 2% max risk. I was prepared to lose $350 and the trend went my way.

>> No.53410537

>>53410248
>>53410212
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-25/morgan-stanley-s-wilson-is-ranked-no-1-strategist-in-ii-survey
>October 25, 2022
>Morgan Stanley’s Wilson Ranked No. 1 Strategist in Institutional Investor Survey

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>>53410533
>$18000

>> No.53410564

nasdaq bros... I'm thinkin we're back

>> No.53410573
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>>53410549
I'm just as rich as you anon
We all have the best frens

>> No.53410575

>>53410248
They are wrong on purpose most likely. All of the finance media exists to report stories that benefit their advertisers and sponsors. MS and other portfolio managers have no business in sharing winning strategies. They also know predicting the market is much harder than shaping it, thus they publish articles which guide retail in a certain direction.

>> No.53410584

>>53410445
My current problem right now is that my stop losses are too tight so I end up missing out on the rest of the move after a wick downward. Maybe I should be less concerned about my money

>> No.53410586

>>53410529
Lol. You're not afraid of the silent forest. When the forest goes silent you'll keep frolicking around in the meadows like an optimistic twink. Hopping and skipping and singing as the birds stop singing and the whole forest goes quiet.

You'll be the only fag humming to himself in the whole forest as you skip and jump around in the meadow.

VVIX. Convexity of the hedges. Deathly Hallows. Night. M Night. Signs. The Happening.

>> No.53410600

>>53410575
What happens when they know retail is just running counter to what they publish?

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>>53410537
Only mans Picks I trust is Warren Buffet. 100 years of proven success

>> No.53410611

>>53410586
Is this an AI generated post?

>> No.53410617

>>53410611
Lol. Tell me what it means when the forest goes quiet.

>> No.53410625

>7 dead in shootings in Half Moon Bay, CA

bullish or bearish?

>> No.53410629

>>53410479
Who is he talking to? Retail? Retail has no money to move the markets anymore.

>> No.53410636

>>53410584
I just do the NNFX method
>go long or short
>TP at 1.0x ATR, SL at 1.5x ATR
>When TP is hit, sell half the position, move the SL to breakeven
By that point you have money off the table and are guaranteed a win, it's just a matter of how much.

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>>53410412
Its dead anon.

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I slurped the dip on GME and I’m making money

>> No.53410656

>>53410625
Is it another white supremacist Asian?

>> No.53410666

>>53410430
JNUG. I bought. Leveraged. Gold. Miners. They. Don't. Know. About. The. Miners.
Comex Comets. They Don't Know. About. The. Comets.

>> No.53410671

>>53410600
They will keep kvetching that retail must capitulate in order to end the pain. Just like they did though out 2022.

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>>53410629
When have they ever had the capital to move the markets?

>> No.53410680

>>53410625
Why are old Chinese guys racking up high scores right now? It’s too coincidental. I go to HMB all the time. Barely anything happens there.

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>>53410666
Fuck off satan.

>> No.53410693

>>53410666
WTF is JNUG

>> No.53410695

>>53410515
I like how they included downward pointing arrow. Smells like bullshit from a mile.
Purpose of this is not reporting, but to instill fear.

>> No.53410702

>>53410693
How new are you?

>> No.53410709

>>53410702
I made my 4chan account last month.

>> No.53410714
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SPY was under 400 for like 5 weeks.

>> No.53410716

>>53410673
Beginning of 2021 when helicopter money went straight into stock market and crypto

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Thoughts?

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>>53410716
Dont be tarded anon, its not sexy.

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>>53410666
>COOMEX default in two more weeks

>> No.53410759

>>53410720
this pic makes miss the old shitty Windows Media Player visualizer

>> No.53410769
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oil bros is it quite possible that we are in the clear???????

>> No.53410770

>>53410636
Thank you for this. I tried it out on a few trades I entered and it looks better than whatever I was doing

>> No.53410773

>>53410733
I have G-d given right to be as retarded as I please, sir.

>> No.53410783
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alright this is a stickup, raise the oil prices to 90+ WTI already. I don't have the time or patience in my life to be pussyfooting this recession shit.

>> No.53410784

my friend is really depressed lately because he sold the bottom on his tech stocks
he had to sell them because he's buying a new car that he's in queue for to get in a year

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>>53410656
>>53410680
unironically yes

>> No.53410791

>>53410636
How much money have you made using that method so far?

>> No.53410797

>>53410430
hey champ how are those NVDA bear spreads doing?

>> No.53410799

>>53410784
What type of car?

>> No.53410809

>>53410788
What the fuck is going on with these Cali chinks ffs?

>> No.53410816

>>53410797
LMFAO holy shit

>> No.53410820

>>53410799
a rav4

>> No.53410823
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>>53410783
Patience anon. The SPR will run dry soon enough.

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>>53410773
Fine. You win.

>> No.53410829

>>53410783
Are you sure you want a recession for your oil? Oil is one of the first things to get wrecked

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>>53410629
Thats what I'm saying! The consensus on twitter and much of the media seems to blame all this rallying on retail as if they aren't still bag hodling the biggest bags to bagged and blowing whatever they manage to muster up on 0dte.

Idk. Starting to really think the melt up schizos were right all along, especially considering all these stealth small caps doing 100-500% lately. But who knows. I could see the FED hit the breakers just to spite everything.

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>>53410809
Nothing to see here.

>> No.53410844

>>53410479
Why are you blaming them for Trump’s stimulus bills?

>> No.53410854

>>53410829
I want a large market-wide recession that destroys everything. One lead by energy. A massive oil spike. The one we had last summer was puny as fuck and didn't scare anybody. We are all pretending shit is fine. Not good enough.

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>>53410784
>Buying a new car
>Liquidating stonks to buy said new car
I shiggy diggy

>> No.53410865

>>53410479
>Why am I seeing so much of this sentiment?
probably because you're following people that call themselves QE infinity

>> No.53410866

>>53410784
Should've asked the dealership before he sold, 3+ months long queues everywhere for any new car.

>> No.53410872

>>53410366
In high school, I had a CD that paid 7%. I thought I must have mis-remembered, but looked back and yep, that was a thing. I like your run down about where rates of return should be, but think your 25-50% low on your numbers. Stock returns should be around 9, real estate 6 for commercial and 8 for residential. 4% savings is devine though. And as for illegal shit, ought to gross 3-10x and net at least 200%. But that's just me. Nice bumping into you again, symmetry anon.

>> No.53410875

>>53410854
Pretty sure everyone was scared when oil was at 150, but I agree with you that if oil hits 100 again people are gonna freak out

>> No.53410882

>>53410835
I don't think Fed cares about stock market. They are focused on their main goal right now which is eliminating middle class and making corporations stronger.

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There's an 80% chance that I get laid off in the next 30 days.

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>>53410875
not me im long oil stocks

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>How's it going paypigs?
>LOL
>Having fun giving money to Visa and Chase bank?
>Can't even buy a car with cash?
>All I hear is "oink oink oink" when you talk.
>You are a slave to debt and you are addicted to it.
>OINK OINK OINK

>> No.53410909

>>53410573
good attitude, ygmi

>>53410720
useless

>>53410895
who are you quoting

>> No.53410931

>>53410889
Tough shit man. At least you'll get unemployment benefits

>> No.53410932

>>53410875
did oil hit 150? I think people in this thread were making fun of us because that never materialized. We hit 130 someodd, and got subsidized by the government.

>> No.53410935

>>53410733

Who was dumb enough to hand this dumbass a loaded weapon?

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LUM MARKET

>> No.53410947

>>53410932
You're right I misremembered because literally everyone was saying Oil to 150.

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>>53410865
I follow all types on twitter. The astrology market schizos are my favorite.

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>>53410875
>>53410932
looks like gas bottomed hard, RIP https://www.gasbuddy.com/usa

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>>53410931
The biggest problem is that I have really bad health issues and need health insurance.

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>>53410889
i begged my last employer to lay me off. the severance was a year long due to the time i had put in. they said no.

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>>53410935
Dont you dare go find the video. Dont. Fucking. Do. It.

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>>53410989
lmao

>> No.53411024

>>53410322
did snozznoff transition? lmfao

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>>53410937
Well shit, the top signal has arrived.

>> No.53411036

>>53410522
These types of posts are retarded too. MS was quite literally the only bear (of the big banks) going into 2022. Don't have to suck them off and cuddle afterwards but to fully ignore MS AGAIN as the lone contrarian is dumb.

It's okay le soft landing is coming! 9/10 doctors said so!

>> No.53411046

>>53410835
>0dte
I saw one prop firm that does 0dte SPX put credit spreads. The idea is that they use SPX because it's cash-settled, and a put credit spread gives them a win if the stock moves down a little, is neutral, goes up a little, or goes up a lot - they just have to watch out for a big red day on the markets. They do some other stuff like premarket futures forecasting for the setup as well. Interesting idea.

>>53410791
Not a lot, but I'm a lot more confident in doing trades, since I'd argue that having any system in place is better than no system. I had about 4-5 on the go last week, and made about $200 off the lot. I'd rather have small consistent wins and losses and the occasional moderate gain, than huge swings up and down that blow out my account

>>53410967
Gas is literally a waste product of oil production. A lot of its price depends on projected demand and storage ability. Personally, I like the idea of copper, uranium, sand, water, and pulp&paper long term.

>> No.53411073

>>53411012

Look at that fat weirdo. Would you give that retard a loaded gun? You couldn't pay me to head to the range with that guy.

>> No.53411076

>>53411046
I mean gasoline ya dunce

>> No.53411104

>>53411073
he is practicing trigger discipline, I fail to see the problem

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>economy going tits up by most available metrics
>stocks mooning
There really is no way out, is there? I thought I could hedge losing my job by going short, but it looks like I'm going to lose that too.

>> No.53411133

>>53411118
Have you considered other stuff like trading forex/CFDs, or longing VIX or holding gold or something?

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>>53411025
my soxl rallied SIXTEEEN FUCKING PERCENT goy. we are back. this will be the year/decade of the semiconductor. ALL markets will bow to their god Lum

>> No.53411160

>>53411137
>year of the semiconductor
big maybe

>decade of the semiconductor
Yeah. Semiconductors are genuinely going to be worth more than gold at some point.

>> No.53411179

god I just need the dollar to get a nice fat rally so I can buy the dip in gold

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>>53411133
Longing VIX is really risky because you have to time it right or else you lose a bunch of money. I hold some silver as a hedge against my hedge, but it's not going to give the kind of returns I need to replace the income from my soon-to-be-lost job.

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>>53411179
>dollar rally
best I can do is 6-12 months of cockteasing a default.

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>>53411104

Point taken, but I have deeper concerns. My concern is that he COULD be an actor, or he could be totally mentally deficient.

>> No.53411255

Jannie applications are open? Oh boy! It's my time to shine.

>> No.53411262

How the actual fuck is NVDA still pumping higher, day after day, despite literally zero news?
I'm going all-in puts if it doesn't crash tomorrow.

>> No.53411273

Up, unfortunately. I think it will go up until the debt ceiling is raised.

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>>53411160
>>53411160
yes you see, all silicon will be covered in gold. the age of the terminator is at hand

>> No.53411281

>(you) have to go to work
>the government can just print money
>the money they print makes your money worth less and less
>there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it

how is this fucking legal?

>> No.53411282

>>53410680
CCP making a move? Mass shootings to provoke Dem gun confiscation to destabilize the US?

>> No.53411300

>>53411281
(((they))) wrote the laws.

>> No.53411301
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>>53411281
Just write to your congressman, anon!

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>>53410309
All in long. Earnings 13 Feb. I'll sell when the US military says US made semi's only.

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>>53410823
>The game's up, Biden. There are no more barrels left in that SPR.
Oh come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
>It's not a trick. There was one sale at Mr. Putin in the Ukraine, two for your shitty energy policy, two at the Saudi's door, and one for Xi's telegram.
That's not six.
>One plus two plus two plus one.
Uh uh. There was only one sale to cover my shitty energy policy. That's one plus two plus one plus one.
>Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one not one plus two plus one plus one.
Ok, fine. One plus two plus on-SHUT UP. The point is there's one barrel left in this SPR and guess who's gonna sell it?

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>they think this is the bottom
Bottom is gonna be at 3200

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>>53411281
You know. On the one hand, the USA's currency system was an absolute shitshow before the fed. But at this point, letting the gov spend unlimited money may just be worse.

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>>53411315
The insane thing is that if you post this on /k/, the literal government shills there will try to argue that SPR is still full, but it would actually be a good thing if we were to empty it.

>> No.53411415

>>53411383
That poor, poor board. The sad thing is they're half right: we *do* still have some barrels and the release *did* bring down prices.

But it's a bit like you notice some painful cancer and take tylenol for a month instead of starting chemo. You'll certainly feel better, but it's not a good thing.

>> No.53411418

>>53411383
that sounds hilarious, but at the same time I get the feeling it actually wouldn't be.

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>>53411383
I once drove a recruiter on /k/ in the military recruitment thread to insanity.
He wrote an entire blogpost about how much he hated his job and three other people told him to shut the fuck up and get back to work.

Its glowie central.

>> No.53411427

>>53410889
I fucking wish I got laid off last year, lucky bastards at my company got a huge severance package.
Instead I now get to deal with the retards they hired to fill the spots of the ones that got laid off.

>> No.53411440

>>53411427
Just don't work hard.

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>>53411383
Hey. There is nothing wrong with being a government shill when it comes to shitting on our geopolitical enemies.

Now when it comes to the domestic economy. Or recruiting naive teenagers to serve in the Middle East. Then that can be a bit of a problem.

>> No.53411477

>>53411447
Lying to themselves with domestic propaganda is exactly how russia ended up like this in ukraine. We have serious deficiencies in our military that the shills are preventing from being resolved.

>> No.53411480

>>53411214
eat my ass cramer just said he's bullish on gold

>> No.53411481

>>53411447
The government is confused by the low recruitment numbers when they pay 22k as a starting salary.
Meanwhile we gave like how many billions upon billions to ukraine?

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>>53411480
>>53411214
You guys ready to buy the mother of all gold dips?
How low is it crashing?

>> No.53411494

>>53411381
>having money that didn't constantly devalue was an absolute shitshow
ok lincolnite nigger monkey

>> No.53411501

>>53411481
send more goym looking to get another lambo

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>futures

>> No.53411548

>>53410212
How do I get in touch with this Mr Stanley?

>> No.53411549

>>53411493
I hope it retests the lows again

>> No.53411580

>>53411549
Me too. I've wanted to get a small gold coin for a while, just for fun.

>> No.53411609

>>53411580
>>53411549
I sold one (1) ounce of silver to our compliance manager at work for spot price

>> No.53411613

>>53410784

>held onto tech stocks as the Fed raised rates
>liquidates savings to buy something that will depreciate

tech trannies get what they deserve

>> No.53411617

>>53410809
>what the duck is going on with these Cali Chinese ffs?
It's what happens when men get no pussy

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>>53411609
>$21

>> No.53411630

>>53410816
not good? you haven't been posting about them much lately. i wonder why that is.

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>>53411494
>try to pay for a BigMac at MCD
>rifle around in my pocket for the 0.2 ug coin needed for this transaction
>it mixed with pocket lint again can't find it
>pull out a $20 Citigroup note
>"Sorry sir those are trading at 50c on the dollar today you'll need another $5"
>Leave my order on the counter and walk to my local bank to withdraw the balance
>Giant line of people, there's been a bank run, oh well I didn't need that 20% of my life savings anyways
>Dejected I go home, at least I've still got my nice physical gold stash
>Home broken into, now my only hope are my 3 different accounts at major banks, whatever I'll drive downtown tomorrow to pick it up
>Read the news next morning, market panic on Wallstreet, all banks except JPM defaulted, lost the rest of my cash

yeah anon sounds like a great system

>>53411480
>>53411493
I will reload my miner positions if gold goes below $1500/oz. But it won't.

>> No.53411653

>>53411638
>invokes articles of confederation monetary system
yep, it's a lincolnite whig kike

>> No.53411661

>>53411638
>>53411653
lets not even mention that the only economy-crushing bank run episode happened 15 years after the establishment of the federal reserve (which devalued the dollar by 25% before 1925)

>> No.53411666

>>53411638
If drug dealers can make their crypto marketplaces work, civilians can run their own legal transactions.

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Did you guys know that the Titanic was sunk on purpose to allow for the creation of the Fed?

>> No.53411684

>>53411493
Buying BITO calls tomorrow thanks Cramer

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money is really not that important anon
buy yourself pizza, your favorite dessert and just enjoy life

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https://twitter.com/michaeljburry/status/1617747553252159494
lol

>> No.53411733

>>53411661
Look I'm not disputing that the Fed made the magnitude of a typical economic crisis way worse. But literally not having a national currency, ie relying on a network of independent banks to shuffle some gold bars around for you, just would not work in today's world and gold bugs are delusional if they think so. Crypto might be a solution... if it had any actual value and wasn't just a bunch of scammers. I will give you that Bitcoin specifically is not a scam as it was designed as an academic excercise and/or social experiment... but that does not give it any value.

And by the way. Point to me where I referenced the Articles of Confederation. I am talking about the Gilded Age here.

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>>53411708
I need money to live.

>> No.53411771

>>53411733
we had a national currency and a thriving, no a BOOMING economy with occasional relatively minor busts and panics compared to the evils that fractional reserve banking and fiat money has wrought and will inflict on us in the future

from 1789 (when the constitution created a national currency, but not a central bank) to 1864 (when lincoln printed the first greenbacks) our country grew from a backwater to the worlds third largest economy with a massive export market in all manner of goods, and you're telling me that there is no merit in a system that resulted in that level of prosperity over that long of a time?

The great depression happening immediately after, and as a direct result of, the new fractional reserve banking is just a steaming shit cherry on whats left of your dogshit misinformed argument. And wait til you learn about hyperinflation.

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It's crazy how just last week I was struggling to pay for food for the next couple of months. Now I am looking at stuff to buy if earnings week goes good and I dont fuck it up again.

>> No.53411792

>>53411781
>size 48

>> No.53411798

>>53411781
>makes a little bit of money
>starts browsing $1200 pants
being poor is genetic i suppose

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>>53411708
You need money to buy pizza and dessert you communist faggot.

>> No.53411802

>>53411781
Get some self-discipline nigger

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>>53411792
Nah I'm a size 36 in Baguette terms

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>>53411740
that's the trouble innit

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>>53411781
You're a fucking idiot. A buffon. A Degenerate gambler. And you will not make it.

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Mumus about to commit suicide

>> No.53411816

>>53411798
Might aswell buy something with it than blow it up next week, and I'll get some attention out of it too 4

>> No.53411831

>>53411809
I will use up all the gains before that happens, hopefully everyone meets earnings.

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>>53411813
its ogre

>> No.53411833

>>53411798
On one hand it's pretty dumb.
On the other hand, is it really any smarter to just roll up profits infinitely until you blow up 5-6 years down the line?

Good to take some gains once in a while to remind yourself why you're here.

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>>53411813
>A decade of crabbing

>> No.53411844

>>53411832
your drawing is beautiful

>> No.53411847

>>53411813
This nigga named Cassandra

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>>53411781
>pants: $1200
>still looking like a poof: priceless

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>>53411816
>>53411833
>blowing up an account is an inevitability
why are you here and not on wsb

>> No.53411855

>>53411666
Drug dealers are kosher anon

>> No.53411864

>>53411854
what's wsb?

>> No.53411878

>>53411864
it's the yin of gamestop to /gme/'s yang

>> No.53411890

>>53411833
wasting $1200 on pants made in sweatshops really DOES make me feel alive!

>> No.53411892

>>53411878
They're the same fucking thing and you know it. /gme/ is all plebbitors.

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>>53411890
Ok, then why are you even trying to make money? What will you do with your gains?

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>>53411771
>our country grew from a backwater to the worlds third largest economy-
Hey here's a thought. Maybe having three million square milerinos of undeveloped land helped just a bit on that point.

>the new fractional reserve banking is just-
Fractional reserve banking was around during the time period you mentioned, hell one of the big problems of that period was banks having TOO LITTLE RESERVES because there were no regulations

>And wait til you learn about hyperinflation.
I am fully aware of this possibility, this is why I think something other than the Fed in its current form is needed. But that something is definitely not "just carry an 1kg gold bar on you at ALL TIMES bro electronic banking what's that".

>> No.53411940

>>53411923
>But that something is definitely not "just carry an 1kg gold bar on you at ALL TIMES bro electronic banking what's that".
fuck you little bitch that is the solution & you know it.

>> No.53411949

>>53411854
Most traders blow up at least once. Many investors eventually experience a significant drawdown that negates their period of outperformance. Despite all the effort put into planning, bad luck can strike hard and fast. Ideas that you think are uncorrelated plays collapse in parallel. Life can distract you at exactly the moment you need to be most aware.
WSB is different. They're actively aiming to blow up: Ignoring basic risk management concepts like the kelly criterion.

>>53411890
Personally I'm dumping my excess profits from last year into a $20k luxury cruise, but to each their own.

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>>53411281
It's legal because we didn't carry on the legacy of Andrew Jackson

>> No.53411959

>>53411909
I just wanna be able to retire comfortably

>> No.53411964

>>53411949
Yeah I blew up my account last June being reckless and cocky. I only turned it around recently after long grueling months of ups and downs. I feel like I should treat myself to something nice for a change, I literally cut spending on clothes, food, everything basically but it feels nice to be in a secured position again.

>> No.53411966

>>53411959
Antisemitic

>> No.53411973

>>53411959
Understandable, i'm 22 and all I want is to live comfily too without having to wageslave.

>> No.53411976
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It ain’t much but it’s all I got

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Look at my chart. Oh wait excuse me, my bad. This was the 2002 chart.

>> No.53411997

>>53411976
Everyone starts somewhere.

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>>53411940
>capitulating
see, in your heart you know. you know the goldbug fantasy wouldn't work in modern times. things move too fast to be lugging about gold bars. Proof Of Deadly Force, that is the name of the game for the time being and it is much more compact & transfers instantaneously. What comes after? I don't know, but it won't be shiny rocks.

And by the way? If we do return to a commodity backed currency, it should be oil-backed, or maybe just directly kWH-backed, because energy is realistically what runs the modern economy.

>> No.53412002

>>53411381
Taft tried to warn us

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>>53411813

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>>53411813
>two more weeks!!

TICK TOCK LIL BOBO

cant wait for this one eyed faggot to shut the fuck up

>> No.53412018

Good evening

I hate Silvergate

>> No.53412019

>>53411993
if it actually takes until july/august to make new lows I'm gonna be ruined

>> No.53412028
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>>53412028
The normies are on to JEPI. It's over.

>> No.53412048

>>53412041
I knew I should have sold mine as soon as /smg/ started talking about it more and more.

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>>53412041
I thought actively managed ETFs underperformed in the long term? Why should I be bullish on JEPI

>> No.53412079

>>53412059
that's a man

>> No.53412087

>>53411959
Don't spend your whole life saving for retirement, only to look back and realize that you never lived a life worth living.
All things in moderation.

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>>53411740
Money isn’t everything. It’s the only thing.

>> No.53412112

>>53412059
I thought the same but I would say JEPI is worth looking into and doing more research on. Think of it like a defense position in your portfolio similar to bonds.

>> No.53412113

>>53412079
I fucked that man :^)

>> No.53412130

>>53412113
Hate to break it to you, better to have not fucked that thing at all

>> No.53412175

>>53411580
I keep a 1/4 oz gold panda coin in my lockbox for the hell of it. I have a ton of collectible coins and old stuff from the 1800s though. My grandfather left them in a bag for me before he died and I didn’t find them until over a decade later.

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i go on stocktwits just to see this autist who has 8000+ posts and most of it one ticker
autists make the craziest and best investors
i used to feel bearish when i first saw this guy spamming stocktwits and yahoo chat, but considering he kept buying more even through the dip i think he's proven himself as partially savant

you cant talk shit about this autist if you didnt at least outperform his +100% gains the past year

>> No.53412216

>>53412198
if you want to see a real stocktwits autist, check out the user pumma4 on ticker WOOF

>> No.53412226

>>53412216
hmm perhaps investors who are emotionally attached and married to single tickers are not as rare as i thought...

>> No.53412231

>>53412198
ZIM has a hilarious dude named joker something. He’s spams FUCK YOU PAY ME everyday

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By mcap, the top 50 companies doing ERs tomorrow. Doesn't say if they're am or pm

>> No.53412243

>>53410573
Someone post the “im just not going to take it” gif.

>> No.53412264

>>53412198
I don't put much weight into those sorts of autists. Sometimes they're randomly catching a 5 bagger, sometimes they just keep hyping their conspiracies while slowly sliding into a 90% loss.
Anyone who goes all in on anything doesn't know proper risk management.

>> No.53412265

>>53412239
>BUSE
>First Bussy corporation
Might be an opportunity

>> No.53412286

>>53412113
haha u gay

>> No.53412287

>>53412264
That is how michael burry became big. he went all in a undervalued mexican stock and got noticed in an online forum by an investor who helped him start his own hedge fund. just saying.

>>53412198
Where do you find these autist on stocktwits? I want to form my own Avengers of autistic stock pickers.

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Remind me again why we ever let these things vote

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>>53412265
It hasn't crossed and closed above my baseline, but it could very well do so by eod tomorrow. It also has a bullish confirmation on it. ER is after hours, so it could be a play if you buy it last minute

>> No.53412316

>>53412298
>reisenwitz

>> No.53412317

>>53412287
>Where do you find these autist on stocktwits? I want to form my own Avengers of autistic stock pickers.
well im pretty sure every ticker has tons
it's just for jxn it's such an obscure ticker that having one autist makes them stand out a lot

autistic and naive enough that he's even revealed he's 19 or 20 or something, im guessing using online stock forums for fulfilling social needs much like smg autists do

>> No.53412322

>>53412298
Women or Jews?

>> No.53412326

>>53412287
>Where do you find these autist on stocktwits?
Just pick any random ticker with less than 3k watchers. It'll either be endless bot posts of sec filings, or there'll be some singular autist posting several times a day talking to themselves.

>> No.53412328

>>53412322
What is the fucking difference?

>> No.53412333
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>One of the leads of World of Warcraft Classic has departed Blizzard, in protest of the company's stack-ranking system, saying he was forced to give an employee a lower evaluation than that employee deserved in order to hit a quota, per Bloomberg.
Paladinbros...

>> No.53412376

>>53412333
Blizzard is so far gone bro. WoW is literally gay now. It’s fuckin sad. Sickness must be purged.

>> No.53412388

>>53412317
How do you even find these obscure stocks in the first place?

>> No.53412404

>>53412388
JXN was shilled here once upon a time by our local street shitter.

>> No.53412409

>>53412388
I come across them in finviz playing with different filters, personally.

>> No.53412414

>>53412388
stock screeners

>> No.53412423

>>53412404
It was a great pick actually. I shilled it to my boomer friend and he’s up like 40% or something plus divs.

>> No.53412440

Anyone holding AMBC? It’s a weird one, but I like it.

>> No.53412445

>>53412317
Message him and invite him here. He sounds based.

>> No.53412463

>>53412388
Twitter and stocktwits are were I find really peculiar stocks. But I've found my biggest winners either through my own research or some random 5 word post here including the ticker.

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>>53412463
>>53412388
May I interest you in some NYSE/NASDAQ listed non-US stocks that have their ERs this week?

>> No.53412489

Who else slurping META?

>> No.53412500

>>53412473
wtf how is that company named Chubb and they totally botch their ticker? I'm gunna short them just for that.

>> No.53412502

>>53412489
Me, slurping GOOGL and NFLX too.

>> No.53412515

>>53412500
PP was already taken

>> No.53412521

>>53412489
>>53412502
And here come the 1pbtid slurping FAGMAN posts.
Time for bed, see you at the bell.

>> No.53412526

>>53412463
i honestly learned a lot just lurking here the past few years and searching shit up on ivnestopedia or whatever to verify it
also having a working filter to disregard shit is crucial, and having an open mind willing to give something a chance at the same time

i remmever when some shitter here was shitposting about GME being a 10 bagger in august 2020, like what the fuckl was that guy on. But enough anons gave enough unusual bits that I ended up looking into it enough
I mean even then it was hard to take GME seriously since people were shitposting about GME being picked for vaccination centers or somet shit

>> No.53412535

>>53412521
All of fagman has gone up like 20% this past week alone.

>> No.53412545

>>53411708
but I like pizza and desert and McLarens and yachts and golf

>> No.53412548
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but man am i glad, woulda never learned how to get lucky without smg, pic related old broker before i switched (already back around my peak thanks to oil recovering and other shit recovering)

good night faggots, im a 6-fig faggot again (in CAD, not in USD yet lmao)

>> No.53412579
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>>53412548
>>53412526
/smg/ is like the hyperbolic time chamber.
It won't make you better by itself, but it will start you on the right path

>> No.53412585

>>53410978
What State do you live in? Here in Mass, if you're unemployed Mass Health is free, or at least very cheap. Also most severance packages have a COBRA extension, or continuation of benefits ect.

>> No.53412625

>>53412585
I split my time between WA and ID, so I have no fucking idea, honestly.

>> No.53412627

>>53412521
>>53412535
Meta hasn't been this low since 2015. P/E was like 8.5 last week that's insane for a fagman wtf are you guys doing? They just fired a bunch of pajeets and they can flip off the metaverse r&d if things get too costly.

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>futures

>> No.53412654

>>53412585
>>53412625

Gotcha, WA is a pretty liberal state, like it or hate it. A lot of people shit on US healthcare (and rightfully so). But many times, in liberal high HDI states, especially in times of unemployment healthcare insurance is doable and solved - you will be able to get basic insurance and whatnot during your unemployment benefits at a reduced cost. Its the states like Alabama and Arkansas where you are fucked when unemployed.

>> No.53412663

don't buy banana tomorrow

>> No.53412674
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53412674

it's been just over a year since I bought RIVN @ $114 after watching Doug Demuro's Rivian video

>> No.53412685

>>53412674
That's okay anon, my sister gave me $1800 to invest for her and she grabbed the IPO at $130

>> No.53412692

>>53412674
Did you hold all the way until today?

>> No.53412694

>>53412627
>debt-ridden company with rapidly shrinking revenues and no clear prospects for growth is valued at a low multiple
ALL TIME LOW P/ES BUY BUY BUY REDDIT

>> No.53412700

>>53412634
those fish don't have teeth do they? the guy's arm seems fine so I'm guessing not

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Are we green 2mo bros? Those were some large volume orders on SPY.

SOXL did some 10x premiums I missed and I want to play the momentum.

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>>53412692
yes

>> No.53412727

>>53412722
wew

>> No.53412756

>>53412674
Your only problem is bagholding. The ticker and any other detail is irrelevant.

>> No.53412762

>>53412654
The problem is that I need to keep my gold encrusted tech healthcare insurance because without it, I would be paying over $100k a year with my health problems. I don't know if I could possibly pass the medical exam for insurance on the open market.

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>>53412674
>>53412685
Doesn't Amazon have a huge Rivian position? How badly did Rivian fuck their balance sheet?

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>>53412694
>debt-ridden
fuck off

>> No.53412776

>>53412041
>>53412059
>>53412112
Gotta keep in mind JEPI is being kept "low vol" by boomer defensive stocks that have done nothing but go up during the bear market (I mean fuck look at $PGR). Your capital will be melted away just like any other stock if we do have a crash, opposed to the orderly decline/rotation we've seen and you'll be catching less of the upside when we do recover.

JEPI was the best 2022 hold for general market index funds, but obviously it won't last forever.

>> No.53412792

>>53412772
They dumped their position shortly after IPO

>> No.53412794

What are the odds of this soft landing shit coming true?

>> No.53412799

>>53412792
Are you sure? I see articles from April talking about them taking billions in losses.

>> No.53412812

>>53412794
What if it's a fake out from the fed?
>get everyone thinking it will be a 0.25 increase
>stocks pump for a month
>hit them with a 0.75 point
>bagholders get fucked

>> No.53412820

>>53411709
True if big

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53412855

If I started the 2023 equivalent of 1976 Apple Computer in my garage, but for personal robots that just werk instead of personal computers that just werk, would you buy my product? It would be like a more practical version of the Boston Dynamics Atlas that could do your laundry and water your garden, although it would probably target manual labor wagies first. MSRP is $100k (60% profit margin).

>> No.53412858

>>53412794
Not good but hey anything can happen

>> No.53412862

>>53412812
they would never do that unless they feel inflation is hot. equities are at least 1 degree removed from the economy where it isnt that important for powell to restrict

>> No.53412866

>>53412799
Maybe that was Bezos that dumped his position, or some other higher up at AMZN

>> No.53412869

wtf meet a GME and AMC baggie in real life
>>53412855
Important question is what use case it have for general population, especially for mass majority who can't code
Gardem watering machine and laundry machine cost much less than that.

>> No.53412880

>>53412855
does that cost include maintenance? if not, no deal.

>> No.53412885

>>53412869
The point is that you train it to do new tasks using reinforcement, like you would train a toddler or pet dog. I haven't decided yet whether end users should be allowed to train it, but it would be really easy to add new skills.

>> No.53412888

>>53412298
Because white men are piss weak and can't stop it
You can seethe at me but you know I'm right and whites deserve replacement

>> No.53412893

>>53412880
Yes, it would have a warranty that includes maintenance. It's a very rugged design, so it shouldn't break down often, though.

>> No.53412905

>>53412885
Regular users aren't going to be interested in figuring out how to train it unless it help immersely, in such case it should be precoded

>> No.53412909

>>53412869
You train the AI. Future job will be AI cowboy/wrangler. You curate data using your human judgement and wisdom to feed it to the AI to become as informed as you are but able to process at computer speed. Now if you're a coder, you can automate that training process.

>> No.53412913

>>53412910
>>53412910
>>53412910
>>53412910

>> No.53412920

>>53412909
General public aren't even wise enough to use macro in Excel or Autonation app in Android.

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good thread!

>> No.53412926

>>53411733
I cbf to pick up this gold/Fed conversation from the start but no one who actually learns about precious metals for like 2 minutes actually wants to use gold for trade, it's all about silver as currency. Even the tards on pmg know this.

>> No.53412928

>>53412920
There will eventually be a tool to make that accessible to normies.

>> No.53412935

>>53412928
See how accessible those graphical programming tools are and how many people actually use them.

>> No.53412939

>>53412888
We just don't share any collectivist sentiments after the church's influence declined so it seems that way compared to other groups.

>> No.53412955

>>53412939
This remind me a Chinese post I read which claim if China lost to the US in the CN-US competition then humanity will be doomed since individualistic US culrute isn't equipped to help overcome upcoming challenges for humanity to evolve toward galatic stage

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>>53412935
Are you sweeting, sweaty?

>> No.53412984

>>53412955
Sounds sufficiently ludicrous for a chink post.

>> No.53412993

>>53412885
what if I trained one to kill, anon?

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53413084

What pattern is this ?

>> No.53413105

Why ain't NO ONE on this shit fucking useless pajeet board talking about these ????
GNS
HLBZ
Who the fuck gives a flying-shit-over-house about BBBY when you could've made +5000% just with these 2 ?
/biz/ is dead.
Might aswell go on reddit. (no btw)

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>>53413105
forgot picrel

>> No.53413153

>>53413114
>>53413105
were you talking about them?

>> No.53413174

>>53413084
The "shitco gets a lifeline out of the blue" pattern.

>> No.53413664

Mexican cetes @ 1 year are at 11.06% interest. No way a government goes broke, right?

>> No.53414193

>>53411733
>But literally not having a national currency
dollar is not a national currency tho, it's the world reserve currency