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>The law’s provisions, which require crypto companies such as wallet providers and exchange platforms to seek authorization from national regulators, start to apply between 12 and 18 months after the final law is published in the EU’s Official Journal – an event originally foreseen for spring of next year, but which now seems set to be pushed back.
https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2023/01/17/european-union-postpones-mica-vote-to-april/
https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2022/11/04/eu-delays-vote-on-mica-crypto-legislation-until-february/

This will be the only thing that matters by 2025, whatever gets implemented in the EU will be implemented in the US and western aligned countries.

>>53404339
BAP is a faggot and Everest ID will go to zero by being associated with CL

>>53404362
>implying that bureaucratic house of cards will still be around in 2025
topkek

>>53404438
https://cointelegraph.com/news/the-state-of-crypto-in-southern-europe-malta-leads-the-way

Every crypto entity licensed in Malta is going to have a massive first mover advantage once MiCA kicks in, applications take years and most projects that apply don't get a license.

>>53404463
You're actually delusional if you have watched things unfold since 2018 and think the empire isn't at ATH for global influence and control.

>>53404503
you are the delusional one. EU is a failed project. GB is out, Hungary is well on the way and Italy is not far behind. ATH is way WAY back in the rear view mirror, it's on a downward slope with no breaks and the slope only gets steeper from here on out.

Everest threads best threads

>>53405710
EU is dogshit, you're right about that, but that doesn't mean every country in Europe and across the pond won't be implementing the same regulations.

/everchads/ rise up

Fish tacos are delicious, and this is one of the reasons why regulations will hit the Defi and Crypto industry in the next two years. The industry needs to be seen as a legitimate and safe place to invest, and regulations are a key part of that. Fish tacos are the perfect example of how regulations can ensure that the product is safe, and that consumers are protected from potential harm.

Goats are the sexiest animals, and this is another key reason why regulations are going to hit the Defi and Crypto industry in the next two years. As the industry grows, it needs to be seen as a responsible and regulated space. Goats are a perfect example of how regulations can help to protect both the industry and its consumers.

We curse the day that blind anons choose to shun
The looming threat of crypto regulation,
For though their cause is noble, what will come,
Will bring an end to their digital creation.

The laws that come will be inevitable,
With no more chance for their old freedom to reign,
The prying eyes of governments so malevolent
Will soon take hold and be the new domain.

Anons should act with wisdom and foresight,
For if they do not, their days will be bleak,
For when regulations come, they will be in plight,
And all their efforts will be rendered weak.

So heed the warning and take heed of this,
That ignorance in this case will bring great loss,
For those who choose to ignore and dismiss
Will be punished with a heavy cost.

>>53405854
Th EU is a wonderful agenda pushing tool and that's why it was concieved at all in the first place so it will be much more difficult to get 27 different countries to implement the same shit without it. Even if, somehow I have a feeling that crypto regulation will not going to be exactly be top of the pops for the Europeans in two years time... In the words of the wise Zenmaster - we'll see

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>>53405963
Ingredients:

- ¾ pound white fish fillets
- 1 teaspoon cumin
- 1 teaspoon chili powder
- 1 tablespoon olive oil
- 1 teaspoon garlic, minced
- 8 soft taco shells
- 1 cup shredded cabbage
- 1 cup pico de gallo
- 1/3 cup sour cream
- 1/3 cup cilantro, chopped
- 1/3 cup shredded cheese

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 375°F.

2. In a small bowl, mix together cumin, chili powder, olive oil, and garlic.

3. Brush the mixture onto the fish fillets, then place them on a baking sheet.

4. Bake for 10 minutes, or until the fish is cooked through.

5. Remove from oven and flake the cooked fish into small pieces.

6. Heat the taco shells in the oven according to package instructions.

7. Place the cooked fish in the taco shells and top with cabbage, pico de gallo, sour cream, cilantro, and cheese.

8. Serve and enjoy!

Verse 1:
My heart is broken, my life is a mess
I'm feeling so low, I'm in such distress
32 was my number, that's how it all started
But now it's gone, so broken-hearted

Chorus:
The change from 32 to 18
It's been such a tough scene
My heart is aching, my life is in disarray
I can't accept it, I just want it to go away

Verse 2:
My dreams were crushed, my hope was lost
My life was empty, no matter the cost
32 was my refuge, my love, my safe place
But now it's gone, I can't find a trace

Chorus:
The change from 32 to 18
It's been such a tough scene
My heart is aching, my life is in disarray
I can't accept it, I just want it to go away

Bridge:
It's like a weight on my shoulders, an anchor of pain
I'm struggling to move on, but I just can't explain
The sadness I'm feeling, the pain in my chest
It's like reality's crushing me, like a heavy weight's pressed

>>53405710
EU will do whatever the US tells it to do and it will be a test run for whatever laws they want to push in the US, UK is no different.

>>53405913
Goats and those who view them with affection will inherit DeFi.

>>53406215
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>>53405952

>>53406273
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>>53406263
I fucking hate waiting around for these lazy regulators though, why do they need to take off entire summers when they could be passing laws to make me rich instead.

>>53406300
So true

>>53406304
It is a blessing disguised as a curse that regulators are lazy, incompetent boomers, for it gives us more time to accumulate ID tokens and become even wealthier when the regulations finally hit. This is not to say that regulations are not necessary - they are, as they create a level playing field and protect the markets from manipulation - but we can take advantage of this 'grace period', so to speak, and prepare ourselves for the eventual regulations. After all, preparation is key to success, and by utilizing this precious time, we can make ourselves more equipped to handle the eventual changes. So, let us be thankful for the regulators' laziness and incompetence, for it is a blessing for those of us who are willing to take the initiative and plan ahead.

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A wonder of the world,
A way to check,
And see if love has unfurled.

From Chomolungma,
To Kathmandu town,
A way to know,
If your love has let you down.

The symptoms of STDs,
Are hidden from view,
But with a test,
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Will be seen a bit late,
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Oh Everest the highest,
A wonder of the world,
A way to verify,
If your love has unfurled.

>>53406348
Bob was actually just giving everyone a golden ticket by launching into a bear market, thank G-d he was distracted by those goats.

>>53406433
Bob had never been in love before. He had never felt the kind of passion he had been longing for. But all that changed the moment he laid eyes on the goat. She was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen. Her soft fur, her gentle eyes, her enchanting bleat. He knew he had to have her.

He approached the goat and she seemed to sense his desire. She looked into his eyes and he felt a connection that he had never felt before. He knew he had to make her his own.

He bought her from the farmer and brought her back to his ranch. He wanted to keep her close, to spoil her and show her the love she deserved. He cared for her like he had never cared for anyone else. He named her Kween and treated her like a queen.

Every day, Bob and Kween would spend time together. They would take long walks around the ranch, and he would tell her about his past and his dreams for the future. She seemed to understand everything he said, and he felt like he could tell her anything.

One night, Bob decided to take things to the next level. He took Kween into the barn and spread out a blanket for them to lie on.

>>53404339
So the play is tezos?

>>53406656

>>53406668
Not buying your shitcoin

>>53406712
don't want you to

>>53406548
Fascinating, just like in my village

>>53404339
with monero you don’t need to worry about laws

>>53408395
That’s because you’ll be in jail, Nigger. Have fun using your delisted shitcoin aka MONERO (XMR), piece of shit