/biz/ - Business & Finance

>taps mic
>*ahem*
WOAH BLACK BETTY

>>53403812
>mfw I'm posting in an Selena thread

>>53403812
WHEN ARE WE LOADING PUTS NIGGERS??

>>53403812
that's a man

m-mumus...

>>53403842
before fomc

>Female broker, I can't go with you to Top Golf.
>I can't stop thinking about all of these cancelled house purchases and everyone putting down loans for new cars.

>>53403829
Does Thun make bramble jam? In Alabam?

WHO ORDERED THE SHITPOST?!

>>53403812
I actually love her. Do you think she would love me back bros?

>>53403829
do it right next time or there will be consequences
picrel

SOXL KEEP GOING.

>>53403848
delet this

>>53403855
That is my neighbors son.

Is Janet Yellen's extraordinary measures to just pump and dump the entire S&P 500 to keep the government from running out of money?

>>53403866
imagine the shits

Is this webm a glowop or discord tranny thing?

>>53403865
no.

also brehs i keep ignoring lot of posts cos i dont want useless info.

SOXS is this going to zero today? Did the economy make a full recovery or the war in Ukraine end?!? Jeez, what a ridiculous pump the last three months in chip stocks!

>>53403866
thats a man

How the fuck can a man be not bullish enough if he is bullish in the first place ?

>>53403812
Fidelity won't let me short GME

>>53403888
I think it's some kind of glowop but not sure what

>>53403884
Nah, 2022 capital gains/losses have all already been booked. This PnD will be reversed as soon as we lift the debt ceiling again later this year so it won't even affect 2023 revenue.

Why the fuck would you short right now? Stop trading against the trend idiot. It's time to BUY. I will keep buying until this market tells me to SELL. Then I will sell it down to ZERO if that is what the market is doing.

The trend is your friend idiot!

>>53403862
I doubt it. First of all Women are incapable of love, and she's such a celebrity now that she's only interested in pushing the wokeness, New Green Deal Climate Change Agenda, and castrating white boys so they can remove whiteness from society.

> vested RSUs from December are already up a few thousand $$ because of the last 3 weeks
It's like getting a second yearly bonus. EZ money baby.

>>53403915
Leverage

>>53403915
If your entire life savings isn't in stocks or mutual funds right now you aren't bullish enough. If you don't depend on your investments for your lively hood and to pay off your bills otherwise you would be homeless then you aren't bullish enough.

>>53403899
>SOXS
WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED

im trying to open an account with pic related. this morning i got this email. is this normal? when did this shit start? do you all have selfies on file with your broker?

Hello,
Thank you for submitting your tastyworks application. We need some additional documents to verify your identity, social security number. Please send us a colored photograph of your government-issued ID along with a selfie of yourself holding your government-issued ID. Additionally, please send a document that displays your full social security number, something such as a social security card, W2, or the SSA-1099 benefits letter from the Social Security Administration.


To upload your document(s) via our secure document upload portal, please sign in to (redacted)

>>53403915
Imagine being all in on QQQ, when you could've been all in on TQQQ.

>>53403899
once it stops falling I'm buying some for sure

I went long on MSFT with a x15 leverage. Am i going to make it? Pls respond

stooOOOOoooOOOp

>>53403884
yes the goblin is going all in, unironically

Love me banana stock, simple as.

Ticker: DOLE

>>53403812
There was probably muslim cum in that bottle

SIRS
STOP ACQUIRING NOW PLEASE

https://youtu.be/Udp9RutEC08
DXY dying

>>53403949
some on /smg/ went all in TQQQ Leaps :o

that fucking time traveller called a red candle at 2pm which was 7 minutes late apparently

>>53403812
The webm that broke 4chan.

>>53403812
SOXLbros, how are we feeling

>>53403851
Take a hike bobo, this is mumu country

PITTA

>>53403979
Quit astroturfing faggot

>>53403992
I still need a 2x from here but relatively comfy

>mfw I bought le dip

>>53403959
>Pls respond
>Consensus estimates for Microsoft’s 2nd quarter point to a 6.5% year-on-year decline in EPS and 3% revenue growth.

Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. Mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old Jew woman voice, "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, he laughs to himself.

>Yahoo "Finance"

>>53403812
>not editing that webm to have the cook shoveling in SOXL shares

>>53403812
She’s the new boxxy isn’t she

>>53404006
i always loved this pic
>>53403992
lots of david SOXL companies earnings this week

>>53403979
I really don't understand. It's just some thot ordering food. I don't get it. This is like that image on /fit/ about some dyel kid at the squat rack not doing anything out of the ordinary and you always see /fit/ lose their minds over.

>>53404035
Selena is 100x better than B*xxy

>>53404036
We do business with some of those companies!

Go DOWN soxl u badtrrd bich

>December 2021
"Wow tech never goes down! Historic gains! >50% in one year! I'm going to buy in now!"
>January 2022, tech crashes
"What!? This wasn't supposed to happppen nooooo!! How could I have seen this coming when I bought in at the top!?"
>October 2022
"Oil and commodity stocks literally CANNOT be stopped! It's a buyers market! I'm an OIL BARON now!! FUCK TECH! VALUE STOCKS ONLY!"
>January 2023, oil flat, commodities flat
"W-What? Oil was supposed to go to $200 a barrel! Tech is rising?? HOW COULD I HAVE SEEN THIS COMNG?!"

/biz/ never changes

>>53404006
The guy should get that checked out

>>53404047
Sorry bobo, see you at $20

>>53403948
sounds like you got dinged, son. sometimed they do this extra background check by random, sometines something doesnt quite add up with records. it has to do with the patriot act. did you move recently? maybe theres a case of fraud that happened and you gotta check with the credit bureaus

or you are just unlucky. but yeah that happens sometimes, call the broker to confirm thats not a scam email tho and clarify what they exactly want. sometimes these are legit

>>53403948
normal, helps them make sure people are who they say they are, protects you and them long run
by doing stuff like this where their systems are secure they're able to do money transfers much faster - best broker for transferring money in and out of your account I've found (including Schwab / TDA)

there is another
bullish?

It was actually OLIVE oil that went up to $200 a barrel.

>>53404030
>only 63% of Americans are financially illiterate
This is bullish

legitimately impressive

Spending an hour on hold to unlock my bank account because they suddenly started requiring me to answer security questions that I wrote 10 years ago to log in.
Pretty bearish for my productivity today.

>>53404076
the only time a remake has replaced a goblina with a white girl

WHOA BLACK BETTY

bros
the market has not been kind to me lately
I need to get a job

>>53404076
her eyebrows are a bit too bushy

>>53404100
>her

Kek that candle

>>53404089
QRD?

look at that fivehead, I could land my prop plane on that bitch

>>53404100
I bet her bush is bushy too.

>>53404106
trime traveller/ ai overlord/ lucky guess

>>53404095
kek.
anyways, stocks amirite guys?

tempted to try tradingview pro for free one month. pro plan is like 10 bucks.

my broker has better live data i think but i dislike the charts and they dont have an important indicator i need.

tradingview pro is like 10 bux a month. thats not very bad for the stuff you get from it.

> he fomoed

>>53404076
Now THAT'S a hot woman.
She looks like cuter, younger, normie- Margot Robbie
Would slay you all to smell her holes.
>>53404089
>load up on MSFT calls
Earnings going to go well, tomorrow?

>>53404035
Don't you dare compare boxxy to that disgusting goblina Selena.

>>53403948
why come here to complain instead of just doing it? you got something to hide?

>>53404107
>I could land my prop plane on that bitch
It's no where near big enough to do that, but I see what you're saying about the area below her hairline and above her eye brows.

>>53404036
>Fm_z0ljWAAEm2e5.jpg
thank you fren

> he bought at 4040

Kek baggie

Damn I just sold half of my TSLA before today's jump

>>53404035
I have no idea who Boxxy is.

>>53404076
Gross heroine addict look, decent smile I'll admit

Tax season is open. What nigger tier software to use to file 1040s and 1099s? Turbo tax is charging now for roth ira and HSA deductions.

>>53404149
TSLA is going straight to zero after earning anyway

I-is t-that a red candle?

>>53404163
TaxAct is like $80 combined for state and federal investor tier filing. Can only auto-import from a few brokers though.

SKYT earnings on the 13th. I’m all loaded up bros.

>>53404185
Yes

>>53404155
What are you a newfag or something?

>>53404038
It's because most of this general have autism induced face blindness. For those of us that are normal it's the very intricate details of her behavior and facial expressions that bring out the rage. She knows she's being filmed so she is going out of her way to appear to be the nice, quirky, flirty, cool girl, but doing so as if it comes naturally. And she almost gets away with it too, but she doesn't fool me. She's just a typical thot. Vid related is a real woman. She's already married to me so don't waste your time.

>>53404195
>$80
That's $80 more than I'm willing to spend

How do I stop being so poor

>>53404221
Welfare

Is TSLA going to kill the rally Wednesday?

>>53404221
steal

i was always more of an applemilk1988 fan

>>53404138
>id
uuuh fat hands?

ibogaine will set me free

What are good funds to buy into, to hold for 2-3 yrs?

>>53404230
I am a white single male so unfortunately that is not an option

>>53404212
Well if you're really that down bad and don't value your time, go through https://www.irs.gov/filing/free-file-do-your-federal-taxes-for-free and the equivalent for your state's department of revenue.

>Wikipedia, Instagram, etc. all now using that stupid sidebar
I DON'T CARE FOR IT. META PUTS NOW.

>>53404155
I hate zoomers so much it's unreal.

>>53404038
Some anons (keyword some, I haven't even seen it unironically in forever) interpret her mannerisms as being condescending instead of flirty

Bring back snacks

>>53404240
christ i cant even imagine the full force wall status in currentyear

>>53404221
Learn to code, overemploy yourself at 2+ WFH jobs. Easy low six figures.

>>53404200
Should be good, their EPS estimate went from -26 to -11 and they've met or beat the last 4 quarters.

>>53404232
Absolutely

Boeing too

>>53404138
>37:47

>>53404232
Idk but I bought puts anyways

>>53404246
>onions pawg
Goddamnit...

>>53404265
If you're a good boy during your soccer game, you can get orange slices.

>>53404211
Imagine the handjobs. I sometimes fantasize about fucking a tard cutie.

>>53404232
MSFT is gonna kill it tomorrow after close.

>>53404275
>overemploy yourself at 2+ WFH jobs
Anon...

>>53404279
>anime girl
>95% of you dont/havent watched anime
I fucking hate you lot. you can tell some fuckin 40+ asshole made that pic
SKYT is dead and will NEVER go above $12/share.
You'll be eating your dicks soon enough

>>53404279
I believe. I need another win.

>>53404221
master excel and get your foot in the door at a large corporation, you'll be able to climb the ranks quickly

>>53404299
It's the roasties and other diversity hires that are getting sacked. A White man able to crank through 8 hours of work in 2 can easily stack paychecks.

>>53404301
I’m 29, made that image, and I just caught up in one piece. What other anime recommendations do you have?

>>53404038
The dyel kid makes more sense than some 7/10 chick ordering some 4/10 food

I sold my SOXL this morning and bought SOXS

>>53404301
why are you being so ageist anon

>>53404317
I wanna try, what do you do, just wait outside the front door of Mega Corp headquarters for some one to open the door and then you just put your foot in the door?

>>53404301
>watched anime
Hey man, I've seen the Aanimatrix. The Second Renaissance was pretty cool.

Chickenpox anon here... the existing spots seem to be going away, but they're still quite itchy... and now there seem to be some new ones on my head! There were never any on my head before
Oh well, I'm up 2% so far today I'll be fine I guess

>>53404211
she probably hasn't properly washed her private parts in years

I'm getting $9000 back on my tax refund. How can I turn this into at least 20k by EOY? Is it even possible anymore?

>>53404249
UPRO

>>53404060
thanks, yeah i was planning to call before doing anything.
>>53404073
so, you have a selfie on file with your broker? that's now weird to you?
>>53404140
>you got something to hide? not how america works kid.

This rally has ran out of steam bulls it’s time to give up nice try though

>>53404371
She has magnificent retard milkers so I'd deal. I watched a video on her and shes dating a straight Chad. The Chad during the video had the same look as the guy in pic related. He knows what he's got.

The dip looked so high from here, I thought I was shorting the top!

>currently waiting for the session to end
>then I will wait for futures to open
>then I will wait for the session to start
>then I will wait for it to end
>end, futures, open, end, futures, open...
>when the week ends I wait for the next week to start
>end, futures, open, end, futures, open...
Waiting is now my life

>>53404038
tbf that kid in the squat rack was REALLY fucking that whole space up. You know that...
>>53404323
Lies.
>>53404348
Youre being old in my safe space.
>>53404367
Wrong. That wasn't worth watching.
>>53404395
>This rally has ran out of steam
Pfft, bro I got all my money in SPY calls. You really bettin against me and my ilk? RLY??

I'm sorry JXN chads, I was looking at it last week and considered buying, but chickened out...

>>53404387
0DTE options on FOMC day

>>53404256
Thanks that's what I was looking for

>>53404387
>when you do your taxes for the first time and you get $10,000,000 back
You sure about that calculation, anon?

>>53404038
you literally just have zoom-zooms saving every shit they find on 4chin
next they will repost those 2 autistic girls "fighting" with a brush

>>53404390
>you have a selfie on file with your broker
yeah, not the first time either, had to do so for different crypto exchanges, different brokers, and tasty. it's just verification that you are who you say you are

>>53404439
Don't have that one, will this one work?

>>53404417
Hows the weather down there squirt?

Brappy gas bros are we recovering?

>>53403885
She probably has embarrassingly messy shits.
Not a complaint, BTW.

>sp pumping
>tbills at 5%
>economy strong, gdp growing
how can you lose in 2023?

Won't the high stock prices and weakening dollar keep inflation too high?

>>53404453
Hey you got the one of the father/duo who both became trans and the son is flailing around like some kind of retard?

¿Qué mirás, BOBO?

>>53404476
>economy strong
They were out of sponges at the grocery store. Not a doomer nor bear, but shit's gettin weird.

literally just closed all my positions, i am 100% cash right now

dont know why, my instincts simply told me to do it

just went outside and took this picture, do you like it
>inb4 you doxx me because im too lazy to remove exif (im in clearwater florida)

>>53403926
>>53403888
Doesn't it usually cause a tidal wave of incel rage?
Just like the "I recoded my gf coming from work for a whole year" webm.

>>53404461
It's room temperature, don't buy BOIL

>>53404485
Hmm I don't think so. I have this though.

>>53404490
I would take a shower if I were you, that's a scary amount of chemtrails, they're probably using chemtrails to spread the vax in Florida now because deSantis didn't force everyone to get it.

>>53404490
I am 6 hours away from you, never forget that (^:

>>53404484
Probably but the TV said inflation is Putin's fault

>>53404514
You should probably stay indoors and get a shower too, you guys are getting dosed by the chemtrails and don't even realize it.

>>53404491
I see more people asking why they keep seeing it than anger. Smells like some autistic attention whoring astroturfing. Vidya butts but substantially less funny.

>>53404489
overfishing. sponges are near extinct and no one will protect them

Hello fellas. I am gigaport. I am a gambling addict that is pivoting from losing to the casino to losing on the stock market. At least I wont go fully broke though. I aim to post everyday showing my daily progress aiming to hit 50k by the end of the year. A mammoth task for my broke ass but You have to be ambitious if youre a gambler.

Bobo

You think you're in control?

>>53404535

>>53404533
there is absolutely no need for you to tripfag
you can post updates on your 10 pound portfolio without a tripcode

It's SPY's 30th birthday today. You say something nice about SPY.

>>53404533
>new tripfag
WE HAVEN'T BOTTOMED, YET!!
WE HAVE NOT BOTTOMED!!!!

Bobos, now is the time to make your move

>>53404533
buy yourself a pack of bubble gum and call it a day

>>53404533
I spent more on beef jerky just now than your portfolio lmao.

>>53404548
I like your haircut, SPY

If I label myself a Ukrainian, do I get a few million?

>>53404564
I have lost 6 figures gambling. I will find the funds should I forget about gambling and learn to be hungry for money accumulation

>>53404550
It's probably yet another baggot trip

>>53404573
Maybe you ought to limit your gambling.

Thats enough of gigaport posting. I dont want to shit up the thread trip posting. I shall just post 1 daily udpate with my portfolio changes. Looking forward to becoming a rich chad!

>>53404573
>I have lost 6 figures gambling.
What do you play?

UNO BARTO

>>53404584
Thats the aim of this project. To forget about gambling on blackjack and baccarat and what have you and putting it all on the stock market instead. I used to be able to find hundreds of pounds every other day out of thin air selling stuff, doing odd jobs, fuck knows what, when youre an addict you always manage to find the dough. If I can channel this energy into my gigaport. then anything is fucking possible

>>53404533
Welcome to /smg/ Gigaport. Let me introduce myself. I am BagholderExtraordinaire or Baggie for short. I come in here to shit post, and always glad to have new frens in the game. If you ever need some advice feel free to ask. Take care, and G_d bless.

>>53404583
>It's probably yet another baggot trip
Oh? Is that why the quasar is suddenly gone?
You think baggie is ashkenazi jew? I heard their mentally fucked up; like baggot...

>>53404533
This might be the saddest poorfolio I've seen on here

All I want is to be rich enough so I can have a family in the USA, a family in Argentina, and a family in Northern Italy. Is that to much to ask?!?!
REEEEEEEEE

>>53404606
I guess that's an improvement but I think you need an irl support group for gambling retards like you. Bagholding isn't fun though.

>>53404610
Great, we've got a gambling addict and a Jew. Now we just need a dancing bear and a parakeet, and we can start a circus

>>53404606
Well, good luck. Remember: you gotta know when to hold em, when to fold em.

Rocker you have one (1) chance to make things right. I know scoops' favourite coffee shop and I will arrange a Sleepless In Seattle-esque meetcute for the two of you

>>53404626
How is it not fun I have a raging hardon looking at my portfolio right now. all £10 of it

>>53404610
Hello Baggie. I already got a laugh out of somebody calling you baggot. I imagine you rile up people really good. I already like you

>>53404610
>G_d bless
Shut your fucking mouth, kike

The time to once more tell Mumu fucking shits to get out of my way might well be nigh

>>53404606
>blackjack and baccarat
Did you bust counting cards?

>>53404611
>You think baggie is ashkenazi jew?
I've never been more certain of anything in my entire life.
>>53404637
don't encourage him

all i want is to be rich enough to convince a 8/10 female to bear me a son

>>53404639
>TFW no Torquemada GF

>>53404637
At least you got the correct idea that the amount you play with is irrelevant. What's not fun is when everything goes mildly up and down everyday but not really going anywhere, or you were excited to make a move but once it's down you go in the red a bit and just have to wait and wait...

CEI is pumping again
don't get bagged though

>>53404640
We shall see, bobro

MOVEMENT ALERT

The porfolio is down 0.03. A very shaky start indeed. Perhaps I will have to top of the investment by the end of the day.

>>53404653
Unfortunately no amount of wealth can accomplish that.
Your only hope is to travel to southeast asia.

>>53404650
>don't encourage him
wtf is that supposed to mean?

SPY UNDER 400

ALART

>SPY UNDER 400

>ALART

>>53404486
argentinian cunny

>>53403855
source

>>53404682
Women disgust me. Why won’t they just have sex with me.

>>53404675
You emanate enough jewish slime unprovoked.

I GOT.... HOOKED

>>53404682
>cunny
>posts oldest post wall roastie he can find

BASTARD BITCH STOP REDEEMING

>>53404655
She cute!

> HE BOUGHT AT 4040

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>53404490
my instincts were right yet again

I am literally LITERALLY psychic and I truly believe this

>>53404713

>One red candle and all the bears shit, piss, and cum

the world's biggest tech companies are firing their women and minorities, and their stock prices are rising in return
it is confirmed - stocks are racist

uh oh

>>53404728
oh no it rotated the image how embarrassing...

I told you dummies before, when opex Friday has a clear trend, the following Monday tends to continue that trend but break it around 3:20 pm. Well it came a bit earlier than usual.

Where were you when the SPY was kill? I was in /smg/ introducing myself to Gigaport, when I look at chart.
>SPY IS KILL
NO!

umm, why is the market going the wrong way?

I'm buying for power hour that's just some consolidation
(((they))) want to go higher it seems

What's the opposite of a dead cat bounce

Baggie bought calls at 4030 , i bought puts

STOP SELLING NOW!

>yields
green
>dollar
green
>vix
green

>>53401271
you were warned

Wake up, hun. What’s that? You were dreaming that I was a famous actress and I cut my tits of and started shooting testosterone. You’re so funny. You look stressed. Watch this funny video and have this hot pocket.
https://youtu.be/0RyA3cI1Qt4

is 'florida man' a psyop because fuck off, we're full?

We're still very green you fucking benchods.

>>53404682
Cunny doesn't mean what you think it means

>>53404789
Florida is literally paradise
(I dont go to the bad neighborhoods)

How much are you betting that this time will be different or not?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53404807
>my lines were wrong!
>time to draw brand new lines!

What's Baggies' returns anyhow

>>53404731
how do I get a stock trading anime gf?

also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53404820
Line has remain unbroken for a year now

>>53404824
She's an FX trader.

I bless white-absolutist America

And fun sexy good globalism


This is what happens to exchange students who visit true America

She’s going to have pure white American babies soon too

UH OH, HOTDOG!

>>53404806
do you have room for a 30something white couple with a baby on the way?

>>53404834
not the same person

loaded up with 350 march puts at 402, am i doing it right?

>>53404784
>dollar green
wont manage to break 104 until end of month

>>53404833
okay, how do I get an anime gf forex trader?

>>53404807
200 day got its ass raped, we'll see new ATHs this year

>>53404709
>>53404798
I dont care

>>53404853

Next leg up let's goooooooo

>Bears

>>53404881
its days like today im glad im not trading a goddamned thing

>>53404076

I’m in love bros

Glad I bought 20 put contracts at 400 SPY this morning... 1/24 expiration knew this fake and gay pump would crater

Is there really nothing wrong with FX trading?

>>53404896
I scooped some KR this morning.

>spy hits 400
>short it
>rinse and repeat

it’s that fucking ez

>+7% on TSLA
are we actually pumping? I've waited the entire year for this

>>53404076
how come when zoomers dress like that it's /fa/
but when i dress like that i'm asked to leave the establishment?

>>53404901
Fuck i'd love to see spy hit circuit breakers down tomorrow.

How far down are the breakers? 10%?

>>53404940
7%

>>53404940
7% = 15 min stop
13% = another 15 min stop
20% = game over for the day

>>53404923
As long as you can (temporarily) steal your dad's savings, yes.

This fake pump cannot shake my resolve. I WILL BE RICH OR I WILL MEET MY BOBROS IN VALHALLA

Gonna put my final $8000 into July SPY 300P. How rich will I be?

>>53404983
what the fuck is this? So much for "free" market

are we at the bottom yet? It's been just over a year of the market being shit

>bears

S

>>53405093

how does $0 sound

>>53405113
Bear markets can last much longer and crab markets even longer than that.

Gonna put my final $8000 into July SPY 500C. How rich will I be?

>>53405113
The market shitted and farted for a year after 2008 before the gigadump. If we don't get blown the fuck before February ends, the bull run is back on.

>>53403812
QRD on the girl ordering food. Is this what she's famous for? You guys are pathetic

>>53405133

how does $0 sound

>>53405145
no u.

>>53405105
every time a level 3 circuit break is declared, that is a buy signal

normies: SPY puts
based: DIA puts

>>53405148
Lol gottem

What isn't pumped yet that I should buy? Chudstocks only please no tranny stocks.

Reminder that this is a new year, and you can now move fresh funds into your Roth IRAs.

>>53405105
20% is spy falling from 400 to 320 in a day, so basically something big just happened and maybe it's better for people to take a break and digest the news

I shorted the local dip instead of going long...

>>53405193
I still label it as 2022 contributions.

Pep bros… we’re being laughed at again

Mother fucker. I went out for 15 minutes and now we're completely fucked.

should I do ETFs instead of stocks if I just want to dump a pile of money and forget about it for a couple years?

>>53405225
I don't know, you tell me.

>>53405208
You can finish out 2022 funding as well. Beware of income limits though.

there are over 100 unique IPs in /smg/ right now. the /smg/ bull market is back

>>53405225
Sure

>>53405225
A simple, conservative portfolio of 100% UPRO ought to do well if you buy and hold a few years. Unless, of course the US collapses. And collapses in a non-inflationary way.

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>>53405253
>>53405253

spy gonna get rejected at 400 yet again? at this rate it’ll be 2024 before spy actually closes above it

>>53405237
>income limits
My backdoor Roth spits on the IRS' income limits.

*ptoo*

>>53405225
Yes. Broad index funds are best if you want to let your investments sit for years without thinking about them.
Just be aware two years isn't very long for stocks. It wouldn't be unusual for your investment to lose value over that time. Stocks are for when you're investing for a decade or more.

>>53405133
You’re not serious are you?
We’re on the top trendline now, but why would you think we would break through it now? The Fed hasn’t cut rates and started printing and there’s no indication they will this year.

>>53404940
Is there even only one (1) of those nu softcore tits & ass models that isn't obviously a daughter of millionaires (house equity included) judging by the background and surroundings in their videos?

Do non-$-millionaires not have hot daughters? Is beauty a financial thing?

>>53405273
How does one get a backdoor roth? Fuck what even is a backdoor roth?

>When you check AQB Revenue vs Cost of Revenue

last week i was scalping the 1 min chart and I became pretty frustrated. then I began thinking and remembered that i actually have a full-time job. so today I decided to drop the 1 minute chart and zoom out. got a pretty nice trade. pretty happy with it.
anyways, thanks for reading my blog.

>>53406684
congrats anon

>>53406711
tank fren

This market behaviour should signal to the FED to continue hitting the brakes, SPY trading like a shitcoin