/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for BBBY

Ahhh yes, SOXL sisters. Don't sell. The bottom is in.

Can't believe the bottom is in.

5x leveraged smg

There are 4 /smg/s in the catlog and its not even Friday

Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

NIGGERS

>>53402054
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

>>53402081
/smg/ is a drawl bruther

>>53402075
WE WON BULLBROS

>>53402082
Oops... I posted the wrong one, sorry

Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

>>53402082
>>53402095
Are you guys bots? You have to tell me; it's one of the laws of robotics.

do you guys actually make life changing money here or are you just gambling with pocket change?

I buy when stocks go down, regardless of reason. I have never been proven wrong. Being a permabull is literally cheating.

How's it going /smg/, did you guys miss me? I see the SPY is up over $400, that just means it's time to sell.

>>53402108
I always lose my winnings

Slow and steady wins the race.

WHY I PUSSIED OUT AND DIDNT BUY CALLS .

>>53402108
Supplementing my normal income.

I hate SOXL so fucking much.

>>53402118
Nasdaq +2.05%

The roaring 20s have officially begun.

All the biggest gains come from investing in biotech. You're not afraid of a little volatility, are you?

>>53402111
Being a permabull isn't actually betting on the stock market, it's betting on the zoggocracy and the continued devaluation of currency.

This is a suckers rally and will fade just like all the rest. Now is the time to go short if you have been indecisive.

>>53402143
Fuck yeah flappers and degeneracy for everone!

the real bull market will be in bonds

>>53402146
I bought calls on BLUE last week. Am I gonna get rekt?

>They're not up 16% ytd by investing in CRBP

yep, thats what I call a Golden Bullrun

why are markets bright green today?

>>53402147
Always bet on jews being jews

>>53402164
after the f.e.d.'s pivot and they flatten the curve, the market will be at the low from the soft landing and there will be a bull market in both equities and bonds.

Jesus I don't remember adventure island to be such a tough game when I was a kid. This is incredibly bearish

>>53402188
Short covering for the dumping when fomc comes around.

OFFICIAL /smg/ Bobo eulogy:

Bobo, you were a fat smelly nerd. Nobody in /smg/ every really like you and we always thought your memes were fake lame and ultra gay af. You always wanted to order stuffed crust pizza (which is extra) for movie night but you never chipped in extra money because you aren't a good person. We always knew you faked speedruns but nobody said anything because we didn't want to hear your autistic screeching. In closing, you were fat and stupid which is no way to go through life.

S.

>>53402156
It's going to be madness until Feb 1st. Then some mellow followed by more madness when everyone forgets what JPow says every meeting.

>>53402108
i'm down
a lot, unsurprisingly

This market is fucking stupid. I’m going to be liquidated for fuck sakes because retards think the fed is going to pivot next month

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bart incoming

Finally some respite

Which company should I be loading up on right now?

>>53402209
Bobo has just woke up from hibernation...

>>53402108
Just fucking around, but not with pocket change. Im a degenerate gambler so I’m using half of my life savings.

>>53402213
>see "DC10"
>expect crash

>>53402108
my money would change your life yes. its pretty normal to me though

>>53402261
Treasury bill computer coin (ticker: BIL)

Alright, you get a little break for the lunch hour.

All you retards saying it's pumping because of a pivot next month are really over thinking it. Have you checked your earnings calendar? I swear you niggers are worse than scratcher addicted meth heads

I FOMO’ed on leverage

Is it time? Time to short PFE?

Bobros i think i timed the top

>>53402209
Top signal

>CPI is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>CPI is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market pumps
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market crashes
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023

Reminder that the Fed will not pivot and bad news is bad news again

Excuse me sir how are you feeling today

>>53402275
Is there a 10y ETF modeled in the same vein?

>>53402299
>To be published: June 6, 2023

>>53402325
Yes, iShares 7-10 Year Treasury Bond ETF (IEF)

>>53402323
Not that anon, but NVDA legit looks like a solid short here.

You have no idea how short I am

It's so COLD in the MARKETS. how do you expect us to make a week?

The moment nigger bears start posting their nigger spirited memes during a short red candle is an indicator of further pumps.

>>53402365
The crab continues winning

Getting real sick of these bear market rallies.

Did you know it's possible to own stocks AND bonds? It's all part of what some savvy investors are calling a 'diversified portfolio'.

>>53402375
I mean I'm in on a short dated 397 put but I also know msft has a real good chance of going 20% tomorrow, especially since that Activision acquisition is canceled
This just means they have 65 billion dollars in the books, untouched.
Sony did us all a solid and my micropenis too
Apparently every half inch below 6 requires around 100k extra a year to compensate
I'll get mine

>>53402408
Literally impossible. The SEC will be at your house within an hour.

>>53402341
Thank you

I just wanted to buy comfy divie shit

>>53402418
I'll be honest with you I'm here to pass some time so I have no idea what you are saying

Bears seething, coping, dilating.

>>53402448
Where were you the last 4 months?

>>53402408
I remember when people were still pushing 60/40 while 30y treasury was yielding 1%.
Diversification.

>>53402054
All out of soxl and spxl calls, I had to panic sell what a ride from wed to now. Could go higher but I'm content nigger.

Who the fuck are the Commanders?

>>53402448
not too late yet. There is most likely a crab correction into February/March

>pitvot
habbening
>earnings
earning
>Fed Reserve
dovish
>economy
lel who gives af
>commodities
down
>inflation
conquered

yeah im thinking we are back af bullchads

>>53402490
post Prized Bulls

i'm hitting the F25 key on this market
sorry
https://youtu.be/lnAWeCA2ldc?list=PLaOVsAtQbfHJPcQIHxnB6MW0E28Sunei6

>>53402490
Zoomers could use some style tips from this guy.

>>53402464
Well I was buying, but I'm just miffed I'd now be getting lower yields for the same amount

>>53402514
What does F25 do? Pump it more?

>>53402490
>>53402508
I just sold my puts and bought calls, you guys are right, instead of sitting around waiting for a soft landing i should just get some calls and chase this rally for all it's worth.

>>53402475
Football team in Washington DC

>>53402537
Buy signal

>>53402475
They used to be the Washington Racists, but now they're the just The Commanders

I have a few $116 BABA puts exp Friday. How fucked am I?

>>53402537
Kek baggie sold his puts and bought calls Mumus are doomed.

>>53402475
/sp/ predicted this

>>53402299
Link?

>>53402566
rip

>>53402537
the bobos are switching sides, time to go short. serious.

>>53402572
Cramer and Baggie in the bulls team?
Its over

>>53402537
It's fucking over

>>53402583
it's an edit
https://theconversation.com/covid-unvaccinated-people-may-be-seen-as-free-riders-and-face-discrimination-196423

>>53402108
I'm close to hitting a x10 since starting in July.

>>53402578
Any lip readers here? What did he say?

>>53402299
Now it's our fault after how they treated us?

>>53402588
Checked, short everything

>>53402537
As a bull I am requesting, nor, DEMANDING, you immediately reverse this action

>>53402537
Everyone sell your calls, it's over

>>53402609
>I'll hook you up with that one elf bitch from my failshow if you get me the Redskins.

>>53402578
What a life this dude has.

>>53402609
wait til you see alexa's final form

Is this market gonna dump or not

>>53402640
>Half the internet runs on his shit
>Ecommerce on lockdown
>Fucks trannies with impunity
>Went to space one time
What a life indeed.

>>53402642
bears hibernate until spring

>>53402642
Probably in 3 or 4 months, to lower highs though. Bottom was in October.

>>53402578
Why is Jeff Bezos sitting next to a mtf tranny?

Now is a great time to purchase ARK™ ETFs by Cathy Woods. Innovation is only going to increase, and many growth stocks are near bottoms.

>>53402686
that's his wife

Bezos realizing he should have bought Twitter.

>>53402106
No, it's not.

>>53402696
I still dont know what that is, but as it is shilledf by the typical esg grifters, I dont care as it is clearly a scam

>>53402667
Lol, lmao even

>>53402729
are the sharting ponies ready to come out?

RIO chads?

>>53402701
>wife

>stock market going up because its pricing in the fed slowly down on raising rates
>bond market going down becausr its pricing in the fed continuing to rates rates
WHO IS THE LEAST RETARDED

>>53402724
I understand your skepticism and there is nothing wrong with that. These are actively managed growth ETFs that essentially outperform the major indexes. It's better than most ETFs because it trims laggard stocks as they underperform.

>SOXS
>AVG: 31$

I spent $100 on an oil change today

When I asked the guy why it was so much he said 'synthetic oil price is way up'

Dear Barons, how do I long synthetic oil

>>53402609
>theyre called bionicles and theyre looking for masks of powers

tomboy to trans pipeline

>>53402758
Both

>>53402353
The future belongs to short white men.

So the term "Dont fight the fed" turned out to be bullshit? Everything is up despite the fed hawish stance

Seems like this is the top. The post-opex reversal usually starts around 3:20 pm, that's in 2½ hours.

>>53402770
Dude lied to you. Buy your own oil and it'd cost like 20 bucks max.

>>53402782
I'm not their biggest fan, but tomboy erasure is still an unspeakable crime

>almost panic sold SOXL for 10 at a loss of 3k because I almost fell for the reverse split meme

sold my NVDA far too early (last week)
who the fuck is still buying? was the no-news schizo right?

>>53402806
Take delivery of oil futures in your own swimming pool?

>>53402770
Last time I went to a Valvoline pit stop they refused to give me a standard oil change, I go to a local mechanic and get it done for $40 sometimes they forget to put the oil cap back on but that's the price of cheap labor

>>53402782
Left looks like a WoW goblin that has been personified. Right looks like a decent 6-8/10 anglo that would be wife material.

>SQQQ

>>53402819
I bought more NVDA, AMD, and SOXL about 20 minutes ago. It will be 20 this week.

>>53402800
correct. Fight the fed, money supply is infinite and they won't raise past inflation

Dow / Nasdaq ratio at fresh lows

>>53402609
>and then, get this, Hadrian builds ANOTHER wall...

Attention all JEPIbros: this is your one and final warning.

>>53402759
So a classical pyramid scheme in a bull? What I assumed, Boomer grift. In such environments crypto just performs better

When should I get into TLT?

I for whatever reason was reminded of this turbo autistic kid I went to school with, that everyone made fun of and bullied, and I saw that he has a doctorate degree in law and 2 masters degrees now. Also ended up being in a law fraternity in college. He's super successful now and i'm happy that some of nerds turn out to be successful in life later. Hope he goes to all the high school reunions and dabs on everyone that made fun of him Seeing that old pic of bezos reminded me of this. Fucking nerd. Anyway, thanks for reading my blog

Any SKYT chads still around?

GREAT THEY'RE JUST GOING TO PAINT A FUCKING JEWISH BARCODE ON THIS CHART SO EVERYONE'S OPTIONS GET FUCKED. I HATE HOW FUCKING MANIPULATED THIS SHIT IS!!!

>>53402837
You've posted this before. What is it supposed to mean? I only QQQ exclusively so pls let me know

>>53402888
Don't gamble on options ya greedy heeb.

>>53402806
Maybe for the shittiest chinese synth oil, good synth is at LEAST twice that

>>53402900
>he gets to fuck that nice piece of cougar ass in between meetings
>all the while crashing the market
fuck man, its not fair

does SMG approve of my 2023 set it and forget it?

>>53402770
Become a CRAKhead

>>53402890
Different sectors perform differently, until 2021 tech (Nasdaq) was outperforming industrials (Dow). Then end of 2021 it changed and in 2022 tech was doing worse. But the way it looks it seems that this short phase of tech outperformance in January 2023 might be nearing an end, so after that tech will perhaps once more perform poorly while the Dow Jones will be more stable.

>>53402933
He definitely hit it.

>>53402944
Isn't LUV finally getting off their ass and unfucking their IT shit?

>>53402962
Tech will continue to pump throughout the year. Your meme chart has not been backtested long enough to be accurate.

>>53402944
My dad works at one of these companies. I also do business with several of the others.
>CTRA
Looking like a good buying opp
Good portfolio, anon. *thumbs up*

All the underlying garbage making spy is crabbing downwards so expect a sharp but brief red candle around 2ish
Then load up on msft calls
Ezz

>>53402980
>not been backtested long enough to be accurate.
word salad, you're not saying anything

>>53402983
have a 'thumbs up Selena' anon

>>53402988
Goog looks like a better bet, microshit is riskier

>>53402976
idk im shorting it because of fuel costs

>>53402933
jpow is completely celibate. He will not spill a single drop of seed until the right moment. The moment when he dumps the market harder than anyone ever thought possible. Shares of SPY will sell for $1.50 a share. Only then will jpow coom.

>>53402508

>>53402770
The Mobil 1 full synthetic I buy is up since my last oil change (was $5 per qt, now $6). Change your own oil. Even at current prices it only costs me about $40 for an oil change and I know it's actually done right.

second wave commencing

buy 0dte's and thank me later

>>53402974
I would too, becoming a gilf enjoyer fr fr

You can tell I can't balance a portfolio for shit huh

When exactly do I go short?

>>53403051
See >>53402802

btw, how is nobody mentioning the shit and piss has broken his resistance and is probably heading for an .786 fib restst at 4200?
Really you dont check the shit for an hour and it just breaks major resitsances

>>53403045
More balanced than 90% of /smg/

>>53403025
I fucked a 35 year old when I was like 23, but now that I'm older I'm cooming back around to the older women. Circle of life I tell you what.

>>53402508
Here's another

>>53402962
>industrials (Dow)
Tangential but I hate this meme. Despite the name, the Dow Jones Industrial Average is a Boomer ETF, not an Industrial play. I mean, 15% financials? 10% tech? 10% is UNH, a single healthcare company.

>>53403007
Goog is safer but msft has a nice gamble on the horizon with earnings tomorrow ah

>>53402887
They all got killed by the SOXX mech bros

I told you motherfuckas to buy Coinbase at 35 USD and you didn't listen, did you?

>bobros even stopped posting meme lines

its over isnt it...

>>53403074
You're nitpicking

>>53403099
Embrace it. We gaan.

>>53402887
Oh ya, still holding long. They have their next earnings report 13 Feb.
>https://ir.skywatertechnology.com/news/news-details/2023/SkyWater-Technology-to-Announce-Fourth-Quarter-2022-Financial-Results-on-February-13th/default.aspx

>>53403019
I remember going to the fair and having one of these things lick my hand. the tongue was like sandpaper ripping off my flesh

>>53402814
SOXL's going sub 10 this week

>>53403090
>I can see two weeks into the future, see
Fuck you

>>53402821
Even mini contract is 500 barrels

I will just keep shorting until I’m right or my account goes to zero

>>53403090
I went on a degen run on crypto. 100x leverage on btc at 17800

I have been heemed

fu now?

>>53403140
>BTC Starting to poomp
>Didn't buy COIN

Lol, jej even

>>53403099
I got you senpai

How 'bout that debt limit, huh?

>>53403090
Bought at 48 and sold at 55, not disappointed
Might get back in it later

OPEN ALL ORDERS
OPEN ALL ORDERS

MAXIMUM LEVERAGE

>>53403110
Nitpicking? That's literally all the components!

It's fine if they call it the Dow Jones Real Economy Average or whatever, but, like, when people call NASDAQ "tech", a solid 56% of the weight is in Tech stocks, with another 25% in Consumer Services or Goods (companies which are very tech adjacent). The Dow should be at least 50% Industrials if they want to be an Industrial average.

>>53403074
> 10% is UNH
Isn’t DJIA price weighted? Sounds retarded

>>53403173
so you're telling me it broke a major resistance? How is this good for us bobros you fuck

>Nasdaq +3%
>Tesla +7%
>Apple +4%

what's your opinion on this coom market? is this just a fake?

I told you all to buy GME calls...

My conservative portfolio of 100% TQQQ is doing wonderful today

>>53402654
Absolute fuckin winner. Very impressed.

You know, I'd feel bad for the bears, but you guys have been tremendous cunts this past year. I can't draw an S big enough.

>>53403199
>when people call NASDAQ "tech"
They call the Nasdaq 100 ”tech”

>>53403114
I've been debating dumping all my excess cash into it

>>53403205
Look at all the previous times it reached those levels and how it broke down every single time.

>>53403227
FUCK YOU

this is it. we've reached peak bull euphoria surely

>>53402839

>>53403207
I think the market is pricing in the layoffs as better revenue. It’s gonna be really fucking funny if a bunch of Silicon Valley dorks with gold digger, whore wives are working at Starbucks in Idaho before the end of the year, completely beheemed by their speculative real estate plays and greedy megacorp tech goliaths that lay them off.

>>53402070
Damn, what a ride

>>53403205
It's showing a bearish half-mast flag hip bone-to-thigh bone with gap filling at -260 bepis

>>53403199
All those things are industrial

>>53403174
I stopped caring. Nobody else worries about the U.S. turning into Greece so fuck it.

>>53403251
nasdaq will reach it's 200 MA first before the big one

is powell gonna rugpull us on Feb 1

>>53403269
nigger what, did you just string random words together

>>53403285
depends. is betty black?

The bear thesis is dead and (You) cannot convince me otherwise.

>>53403292
You are very smart

>>53403269
>All those things are industrial
Would you call TSLA industrial? No? Then AAPL isn't.

Here's a better question: have you been to the Goldman Sachs or Visa factories lately? Heard of any OSHA reports at Travelers? No?

>>53403285
I expect .5 so it will likely be .25. Friday will show. If redditflation is an indicator, not even Powell will be able to rug

>>53402729
Bay Area pool anon here. If I’m wrong, I’ll come back and admit it. I would love to see lower lows.

Why yes, I'll just flip fop between bullish and bearish forever, accepting the fact that if I screw up the timing even once my account is toast.

>>53403316
Just don't gamble as hard.

>>53403260
Tech seems to be laying off its sales normies and comfort women. So if anything the gold digger whore wives are going to plunge in value while Pajeet and Chang get their pick of the litter.

>>53403316
Just go full bull, can’t lose

>>53403316
Its called the crab life

>buy QRTEA because Burry did
>up 30% now
based

>>53403220
And that's *with* the 10 year yield mooning.

>Hey. That's Jimmy Bags.

CVNA. Hot bag of dicks.
COIN. Hot bag of dicks.
SI. Hot bag of dicks.
TSLA. Hot bag of dicks.
CVAC. Hot bag of dicks.
BYND. Hot bag of dicks.
OTLY. Hot bag of dicks.
BBBY. Hot bag of dicks.
FUBO. Hot bag of dicks.
AFRM. Hot bag of dicks.
BTAI. Hot bag of dicks.
SHOP. Hot bag of dicks.


But you don't listen. Lol. Idiot. Moron. Keep bidding for shitcos. I warned you.

You keep bidding for dogshit companies. Why.


Answer why.

Tell me why you bought the ShitCos today. I warned you. Eye of the glass. The Phantom Menace. The Philosopher's Stone. The Song of Fire and Ice. I showed you the way. You didn't listen.

>>53403219
No, you didn't.

>>53403298
2 more weeks

>>53403295
Whoa.

>>53403332
Any way this shakes out is going to maximum lulz. I’m already enjoying the salt on twitter

>>53403357
forgot SAVA too look at that dogshit squeeze

>>53403378
>He didn't buy SAVA
lmao

bull mode let's activiate

>>53403304
The market priced in no rate increases kek.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53403404
The Dementors. They will come. A Storm of Swords.

A scythe scrapes the concrete.

SAVA.

>>53403417
That meme makes no sense

>>53403419
we have harry potter faggots in /biz/ now? jesus we are truly in the worst times

>>53403435
BAM BA LAM

>>53403435
Bramble jam?

This is a fake bull run. Prepare your anus. Correction is coming soon. The real bull run will take us up towards 5000 on the S&P.

>>53403419
Always two there are. No more. No less. A master, and an apprentice.

>>53403435
look at this pot calling the betty black

>>53403435
amber lamps

>>53403467
>fake
Don't care. Thanks for your exit liquidity. Prepare to fomo at the top.

Exit pump complete.
Goodbye.

ok fine. you win. I switched my puts into calls. fuck you

>activate the black betty protocol
>but sir--
>BAM BALAM

Vamos, EWW/MEXXbros

>>53402024
>soon everyone else
'no' labor market is still incredibly tight, and with the looming boomer retirement/die off the labor market will continue to be exceptionally tight. Bulls are retards for believing the Fed will just throw up their arms and ferment a hyperinflationary death spiral, bears correctly see that assets need to deflate, but miss the mark in assuming a nominal crash. The Fed can keep rates high as long as the labor market stays tight (which it will due to demographics), tight labor market means wage growth means revenue growth (but public and private), however, high interest rates strangle the zombies out of existence, means real productively gains, means healthier economy. Nominal crab, real terms crash, sell RE and buy profitable stock

>>53403357
meds

>there are people entering long positions RIGHT NOW

>>53403111
Oh God, we gaan

Shill me a stock, anon

>>53403357

>>53402841
Come back to me when an article written by a woman comes out, that's how I know it's the true top. Thanks for the warning though, set some conservative stop losses just in case.

>>53403504
>Nominal crab, real terms crash, sell RE and buy profitable stock
This guy gets it.

People see the Costco hotdog cost $1.50 in 2021 and $1.50 in 2023 and know the price went "down". But you tell them SPY held steady at $400 and they'll talk about crabbing.

Please redeem your stocks sirs

If NFLX can have this nigger tier pump after earnings, msft should have no problem either? Especially with 69 billion on hand. Right? Right?!?
Screencap this and laugh at me tomorrow after market

>>53403527
>>53403511
>>53403475
One, two, Hidden Tigers coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door
Five, six, grab your crucifix
Seven, eight, gonna stay up late
Nine, ten, never sleep again

>>53403456
okay?
>>53403460
what?
>>53403482
heh?
>>53403483
no, still dont get it.

I thought it was some reference to Jerome being slow and mumbling like he is on heroine, but the way it is used, makes absolutely no sense, even less than the seed feet meme

>>53403497
ACTIVATE THE DUMP

Has anyone been keeping an eye on the Bizball?

>>53403550
I am requesting you double up your dosage immediately anon

META up over 50% since November :^)

Any bears left?

>>53403581
Why is the forest quiet.

>>53403562
idk about the other poster(s) but i just like the black betty song

>>53403562
For a while, at every speech and press conference, he would never shut the fuck up about black unemployment. The mockery is in reference to this classic song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

>>53403577
what's bizball?

>>53403590
still down -55% since january 22.

>>53403577
I get my financial advice from Holeguy.

>>53403590
Dan Crenshaw was right

>>53403562
Loo up the Sander Plan, make sure to use Tor.

>>53403359
Yes I did last week multiple times

>>53403577
lgtm

>>53403592
When the bears are going long it's time to short.

And dark in the dark old inn-yard a stable-wicket creaked Where Anon the baggie listened; his face was white and peaked; His eyes were hollows of madness, his hair like moldy hay.

The second quarter of FY2023.

Is the night chilly and dark?
The night is chilly, but not dark.
The thin gray cloud is spread on high,
It covers but not hides the sky.

my poorfolio is 1400 after taking some looses. should i go all in on one position to ride or go for two with 700 ??

maybe try long and a short if i find good ones ??

please sell

>>53403638
>poorfolio

>>53403623
back to your containment thread dumbfuck baggie

>>53403417
25 bepis rape hike
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
whoa black betty

Anyone looking at China Jo-Jo Drugstores Holdings?
Is this thing gonna P then D?

>>53403660
Sir this is my containment thread.

>>53403602

heck

>>53403669
sorry baggie. GME holders are even more retarded than you.

>>53403592
Yes, I'm waiting patiently. Heeming is temporary.

>>53403663
forgot pic

>>53403660
>could'v been up 400% easily
>choose not to
>yntgb
Seeth.

>>53403657
im a too lazy negro. i work part time at a non suitable job for me.

i get like 3k a year to put on my broker but ive been lazy in working shifts so less money to invest.

>>53403639
And give you my cheapies? I don't think so bucko.

>>53403601
too obscure, not the song. Who in US politics isnt talking at length about Niggers and the way they are a shitstain on society while buttering them up with nice words

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>>53403592
yes
we have known, and said to /smg/ repeatedly that we believe that the "bear market trend line" would be broken to the upside first
it will take time

>>53403675

>>53403753
Give me your best copium now, I need it.

mexico is filmed yellow because its a gross, humid, smog-filled shithole

>>53403775
There's no way that Pepe rides the bus

>>53403733
All of /smg/ watches every FOMC and JPowell presser. This is like being on /sp/ and not knowing who's won the past few Superb Owls.

>>53403801
It was the Chargers, right?

>>53403790
Yes, but what matters is whether the Peso strengthens and the value of something like Grupo Bimbo goes up.

>>53403608
well that's why you don't buy it when the price is high lmao

New

>>53403812

>>53403790
Mexican food in mexico is nice. they know how to cook meat far better than Americans

Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. Mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old Jew woman voice, "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, he laughs to himself.

>vix

>>53403801
I mean the meme is too obscure, I cant remember one presser by powell or any of the other fomc members in forever that didnt mention niggers in a lengthy way

>>53403405
show the rest where the bull dies like a bitch

>>53402108
I'm in school so only have like 6k in stocks and am just using this time to learn and make some money and once I get my degree I'll invest slightly less retardedly