/biz/ - Business & Finance

why is the button there then

America's back, Jack

>>53398662
Aren't you supposed to unbutton the middle button before you sit down?

>>53398666
To trick niggers

>>53398662
Join the Jasmy short squeeze >>53398011

>>53398682
Yes, you should.

>>53398679
zoom out

>>53398688
n-no...

URANIUM ?

>>53392299
Call me a brainlet, but how a liquidity dump from the treasury would help to pump the market? Does that liquidity directly go in cash account of companies?? or does it just make the dollar weaker?

>>53398662
Im sorrry but when do you ever do the top button up? The only button that a gentleman uses on a single breasted suit (only to be ever worn on weekends anyway or on a sports-jacket) is the middle one, which should always be closed. A gentleman never shows his undershirt or torso like that.

GET ALL OF UR FUCKING ASSES IN THE JASMY SHORT SQUEEZE >>53398011

>futures

>>53398662
if you're "not supposed to" button the bottom button, why is it there?

REC Silicon (ticker: RECSI)
that's all i'm gonna say

>>53398739
DO IT FAGGOT >>53398011

>>53398662
4th option: get rich and stop seeking approval from others. Better yet, get filthy rich. Then you can walk around in a shit stained t-shirt and still be swarmed by poors trying to get closer to your greatness.

>>53398679
Dollar is shitting the bed though. I now regret hedging with dollars against euro’s. 1,09 ameribux to the euro compared to 0,96 a mere quarter ago.

fucking crypto fags shilling /smg/ now?

I'm never betting on america again. How do I bet on all those chinks and nigs who were supposed to have starved to death by now.

It's going to be a good day crab bros

>>53398811
crab strats are the best desu

>>53398807
EMFM
FM
CEW

>>53398800
I'm betting on the dump stopping.

>>53398811
Until friday

VOO is 363 dollars and SPY is 395
What the fuck is going on, why are they not effectively the same

>>53398857
lmao retard

>>53398865
I'm not retarded, my mom had me tested

Fuck the jews and thier rigged market. Let's post pic of cats we like.

>>53398857

>>53398807
China is dead. Main reasons:
- belt and road initiative is a huge money sink with no returns. They also scammed nations hosting the project in multiple ways (debt, importing Chinese workers instead of employing locals, no investment in local business)
- housing bubble collapse
- western companies pulling out their manufacturing
- middle-income trap
- authoritarian policies cutting any western ties from homegrown companies. Loss of trust in the eyes of western investors

I share the sentiment regarding US markets, but china is not really a better place to invest.

>>53398892
DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME

What’s the difference between SPX and S&P 500 futures?

>>53398666
Satan is right

>>53398662
the only time I wore a suit I kept all buttons unlocked EXCEPT the bottom one

now I know this is frowned upon I will make sure to do it again if I ever wear a suit again, to piss as many people off as possible

>>53398893
Who's line is going up then? Where is all the money going?

>>53398893
you might say that but I regularly see random chink stocks doubling or tripling their share price randomly just in a day, I regret not investing in them when they were at bottom even if only in the short term

>>53398914
Mexico, Vietnam, parts of Europe. Just keep an eye on news saying that company XYZ is moving production from china and look where it is going.

>>53398901
When I'm bullied on 4chan I just close the tab for a few hours and then come back like nothing happened

BOBROS.... I THOUGHT IT WAS OUR TIME

>>53398953
heh bubu thought he had it all figured out
heh

>>53398953
I do this when I ask smg for help only to discover its the same thread I had been shitposting in the night before.

Natgas pumping. I'm hoping this will support the COAL price and my COAL stocks

>>53398930
In the end, investing is about risk management and preserving capital. I bet you had good reasons to not buy those stocks, probably because of past experiences or rules without which you would lose much more than what you would theoretically gain.

>>53398893
Although I agree with you long term, on short/mid term it won't be the case, as Papa Xi wants his growth back in check, and he showed to be willing to put asides his utopia for a while. Now the question is how long will that be, but you can be certain that the chinks will do everything to pull back investors, and they will go for it

>>53398662
>have a bottom button
>never supposed to be used

what's even the point then? why sew it on if it's not even supposed to be used

>>53398890

>>53399011
Fashion in general is a retarded concept. Trying to make sense of it will just frustrate you.

>>53399003
> you can be certain that the chinks will do everything to pull back investors, and they will go for
Everything china did in recent past proves otherwise and regaining trust is not easy thing to do. I see no reason to invest in such unstable environment. Even South Africa is more reliable when it comes to legislation and stock exchange compliance in reporting.

>>53398662
make sure to dimple your tie so you dont look like a faggot

The beginnings of my lending portfolio. First payment is due to me on the 27th of this month.

>>53399056
Try sitting down with all three on wearing a fitting blazer. Come and report back how retarded it looked when the bottom button tore of and landed in the water glas of your boss

>>53399071
What happens if they don't pay?

>>53399079
im also interested and can i borrow some money from your twink ass

>>53399071
Does that percentage refer to the interest rate being paid to you?

>32% over 5 years

kek you're never seeing the full amount from that one. There's a reason the big lending firms employ actuaries to analyse and manage risk levels

>>53399079
>>53399083
Credit gets nuked. I hedge against this by only investing $25 into each loan and checking the borrowers credit history and score. I don’t invest in someone who has more than 2 l delinquencies in the last 7 years

>>53399095
It’s APY and I understand that that’s only if the borrower pays minimum payment. I realize they will also pay a little extra towards principle which will bring the percentage down.

are you putting people on a 5y plan to pay back $25 is that what i see here

god speed you jew

>>53399116
I invested in a fractional share of a loan. You can invest between $25 all the way up to fully funding the loan. I stick with the $25

>>53399126
neat but my point stands

32% is aarons rent to own tier
would be very interested to hear back results on these

>>53399126
Seems like a high level of risk for a low level of reward but you do you anon

>>53399134
I’m going to keep updating. I fully expect the borrowers to pay extra towards principle or even pay off early. Every month they make that minimum payment though I’ll be eating

>>53398811
Yeah the crab guys own the market until /smg/ accepts it completely. We'll get the next move after that

>>53399139
The risk is definitely high, but massively blunted if I just spread my money between multiple loans. I wouldn’t completely fund a single loan

i dont know anyone in the world who would take 32% on a 5y and pay off early. i would imagine you have no real access to the credit information and go off "scores" the loan consolidation places give you?

BOBROS , YOU TOLD ME LAST FRIDAY THAT THE TOP WAS IN AND THAT IT WAS JUST A SCAM PUMP . THIS IS NOT FAIR

>>53399126
I'll bite, how do I get into this?

Yeah, you know, I was bearish, but, looking at the recent data and realizing the fed is going to slow on hikes I am much more bullish now.

bobros.... Play the 'buddy check apple computer' vid at my funeral

Bears are fucking stupid

>exit liquidity

>>53399163
Wait for SPY to break 400 convincingly before you panic. It's crab time until then

>heh, rent too high?
>recession?
>sounds like excuses to me!
>only dating 3 months and marriage?
>No! back in the 1970s and 1980s we were free until we were 35, we had no need for 'getting married early", she's so young she'll miss out on all the guys she'll meet in the next 10 years!
DOTP is a matter of national survival.

Everyone is still bearish and sitting on the sidelines with cash, they don't realize the recession happened last year lmao. Bobos are peak midwits.

>>53399200
TAKE THAT BACK

>>53399154
You have credit scores, number of delinquencies, earliest credit line, number of open credit lines, bank card utilization. All of those are legitimate from the credit bureau. The only one that isn’t verified is what their income is so DTI is listed but unverified. I’m comfortable using the other sources although it would be infinitely better with DTI included

>>53399149
Still risky no matter how much you put in. If single one doesn't pay, then you are -100% on it. With avg gain of 20% (still very high yield), you will need 5 other loans to be fully repaid to break even (not sure how taxes work on this).

I assume that app like this is used by borrowers who were rejected regular loans, probably for good reasons, and are looking for other ways to get money.

>>53399078
No, because I'm not going to waste money on something retarded like a 3 piece suit and I'm sure as shit not going to work for anyone that requires me to wear one.

>>53399200
lmao. no, they aren't. dumb money is extremely long. retail is extremely long.
>pic related
whereas if you look at professionals, there is a massive short position building in futures, where it is harder for dumb money to see it

>>53399163
When there's a trend on opex friday it can continue for most of the following monday, but tends to reverse before the end of the day.

>SOXS & SQQQ price is looking mightily attractive
Any reason to not slurp the dip?
I only see bearish news with all the earnings report this week

>>53399216
>The only one that isn’t verified is what their income

i reward you for thinking outside the box, first time ive seen this crowd funding of loans

>>53399245
>>53399200
>futures short:
https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1617498772078034946/photo/1

>>53399164
I use prosper but lending tree is another one.

Sup faggets, it's your boy, the quasar, here. why is this futures market so #Fake #andGay?

>>53398662
COIN KANGZ, THE FIRE RISES

>>53399250
I know they're really annoying but the bullish argument(everyone is bearish) cannot be discounted, only cause even the banks are telling you that the recession is coming soon.

>>53399245
Well you proven his point. Big money is bearish and on sidelines. Retail doesn't matter.

I'm putting $50k into SQQQ at open.

>>53398321

for spot currencies, you can look at global prime, they offer 100 leverage
. it is a famous broker claiming to dump your 1 lot directly to the market, instead of playing against you. Also it is run by jews

for futures, you have the usual cheap brokers like ninja raders, optimus, degiro, and in europe fxflat
. the margin for the EURUSD is 660e, for the miniDAX it is only 390e, 1000e fro the full ES
https://www.fxflat.com/en/metatrader/contract-specification#c1454

>>53399287
>retail investors are extremely bullish, overextending into longs
>professional traders / institutions are bearish, entering more short positions
this is bullish! because professionals will have to cover! it's not bearish whatsoever that professionals who drive the market are bearish and are actively betting on the market falling!
>better go with the retail traders, they know best

>>53399278
True but do you really see Tesla or Intel releasing good earnings report?
The market is gonna dump when they miss

>>53399273
Hey baggot, what did you do this weekend?

>>53399278
Everyone does one thing so I do another is not a good argument. Maybe it goes for crypto where there are no underlying fundamentals, but you don't actually make money in the stock market by being a contrarian to the point of retardation. The question that you should ask, is: does everyone do the same thing for a GOOD, OBVIOUS reason, or are they just scaring each other with weakly reasoned out sentiment?
If the Fed doesn't blow anything up in the next six months, THEN you can be bullish. Otherwise, there's still very realistic odds of something going wrong

>>53399219
Yea the default rate was 6% last year which is high but spread out over a large amount of loans that’s not too bad. Especially considering the vast majority of loans that defaulted were high risk. I’m only going to invest around 10% of my portfolio into those high risk loans. My bread and butter will be C and D rated

>>53399245
>>53399256
>>53399321
If big money is indeed short or on the sidelines then they are simply wrong. Boboids often just make up data though so I don't actually believe institutions are short.

>>53399324
my friend and his wife were in town from hong kong, so we did all kinds of shit. mostly consume lots of drugs and alcohol and ate really good food. it was a lot of fun.

>>53399321
I'm not arguing that. To be fair I don't care about those indicators as I invest in stocks, not indices. I just found it amusing that you proven his point by trying to counter him.

>>53399370
he claimed that everyone is bearish. they aren't. retail is extremely, extremely bullish.
>but retail doesn't matter!!
is retail included in the term "everyone"? yes.

>>53399367
Drugs you say? What did you trip on DMT?

>>53399273
kill yourself

>>53399336
Well good luck mate. As other anon said, it will be interesting to get an update on this experiment. Hopefully you will have some good news for us.

>>53399387
Retail is the most bearish they have ever been, twitter and reddit are essentially permabears at this point. You bobo fags just make up bullshit so it's hard to have a real discussion with you when you don't engage honestly.

DXY is now green +0.13% on the day, after being down ~0.5% this morning
if this doesn't concern you.. idk what to tell you

>>53399389
We consumed like 3 or 4 marijuanas.

>>53399404
dude.. they quantify the data based upon actual positioning, not just some bobo posting on twitter or other social media
>retail is the most bearish they've ever been
you're in an echo chamber.

bobobobros... this can't be happening. i guess our thesis was wrong. we are not recessing. or if we are, it has long been priced in. corporate earnings will soon surprise to the upside and allow the s&p to reach another all-time high. gold is already crashing. the algorithms know. it's over for us. i will exit all my positions in the morning and trust the science from now on.

I keep telling you guys, it doesn't matter what Retail thinks
If Fed QT somehow works out without a hitch- bull cycle
If Fed QT starts breaking something- crisis

Retail sentiment is just noise

>>53399425
Lmao@bobos who thought long gold was bearish bet

>>53399425
Pivot™ coming soon fellow trader, trust the market!

>>53399425
this is a mumu fake bobo posting to troll
mumus look at a post like this and go
>haha!! bears are losing!!
>I know they are, because they're making sad posts!!
not realizing that it's just a mumu doing a bobo larp
>corporate earnings will soon surprise to the upside
lmao.
>gold is already crashing.
lmao. this is bearish. mumu, you're retarded. gold moves lower when the dollar moves higher. the dollar moving higher is bearish for equities.

>>53399419
>retail isn't bearish
lol what?

>>53399438
Sharp!
Gold is for hyper-QE Pivot

>>53399387
Ok I see your point. Yeah on semantics side you are right. Even if one person was bullish, then indeed other person's claim that everyone is bearish would be wrong. He should have put disclaimer there so that even people who don't catch subtleties of spoken language understand what he means.

>>53399408
What does this mean though? Bullish for DXY?

>>53399326
>If the Fed doesn't blow anything up in the next six months, THEN you can be bullish
Fed blowing up the market isn't even the bear case though. The bear case is interest rates staying high for years and exposing whole sectors as free money clown shows

should I buy egg stocks

there are "people" in this very thread that take fintwit grifter charts as real, believable and useful data

The only recession you bobos will experience is the recessed jaw, maxilla, hairline you faggots see when you look in the mirror lmfao. Every bull I know IRL gets tons of pussy and literally EVERY bobo is a virgin that looks like the chud.

>>53399404
They live in their own reality to cope with constantly losing money

why is there so much volume in kold? is it short nat gas?


last april it had aroun 9m volume. since then it has 3 times done 90m. last two were november and december.

>>53399469
If it's in the news it's too late baws

For me it’s GDXU, NRGU, KOF and OIL.

>>53399446
Retail is completely bullish. The market has been rallying for months and they've been buying the dip. European stocks are hitting ATHs even with an energy crisis and unprecedented rate hikes. The "soft landing and return to infinite growth" narrative is now the base case for the market. Everyone has forgotten QT exists and is trading like the Fed already pivoted. This is the most anticipated pivot in history and that's why it won't happen

>>53399471
Don't talk shit about Michael MOTT, he predicted the giga VIX spike of December 2022.

>>53399490
DVN for me

>>53399462
Good point, that's also a good bear case
If you invest smart in such a scenario though, it's not really that bad, as individual stocks can still do well given patience and stable financing

>>53399446
see
>>53399245
you're in an echo chamber in /smg/ where there are actual bobos who are not afraid to voice their opinion; if you believe that /smg/ reflects broad market sentiment among retail traders, you're dumb.

>>53399454
>What does this mean though?
short dollar trade is the most crowded trade in the market right now, to the point that there are a ton of memes being made about it
the dollar moving higher is bearish for equities and commodities
everyone, and I mean everyone, believes / positioned themselves for the relative strength of the dollar falling
the market rally over the past month has been driven by the collapse in the relative strength of the dollar
today we saw an intraday reversal after a gap down, indicating that there is still some strength in the dollar - if the dollar rises from here, it will put pressure on equities
the dollar trend is still to the downside - so it is not a declaration of victory for dollar longs - but it is still a very interesting development, that you should be paying attention to

>>53399499
The Fed literally announced a pivot the other day.
https://www.reuters.com/markets/rates-bonds/fed-deliver-two-25-basis-point-hikes-q1-followed-by-long-pause-2023-01-20/
>inb4 the bobo fag spins a long pause as not a pivot.

>>53399502

>>53399490
I'm KOF enjoyer as well. Better than KO in every aspect it seems.

>>53398662
can one of you finance wizzards tell me if this is good or bad for a fund that has no fees

Trailing Returns
trailing-returns-trailing-returns-table


3 Months
6.52
6 Months
10.62
1 Year
15.27
YTD
15.27
3 Years Annualised
11.10
5 Years Annualised
13.49
10 Years Annualised
11.88

>>53399513
Cool, because I'm deep in a dollar long position.

>>53399521
you're retarded. moving the terminal rate higher, even at 0.25% per meeting for the next several meetings is not a pivot. lmao.
a pivot is them cutting interest rates.
raising interest rates above 5% and then holding it there for months and months is also not a pivot.

Bear case is the black swan
You forgot his power already?

>>53399535
>Stopping the rate hikes isn't a pivot
Retard

>>53399539
swani I'm sweating... please hurry up

>>53399541
It isn't. It is still extremely restrictive on the economy. You're a fucking retard. Please stop posting.
A pivot is a cutting of interest rates - which the market is pricing in for July 2023.
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K21dIqUEJms

Listing to europoor rap waiting for euro stocks to crash

>>53398662
The button is obviously there for a reason 99% of the time it is never buttoned it is just aesthetics of the odd numbered buttons and it gives a reason to have the top button higher than it would be on a 2 button suit jacket which can look better on men of certain heights. You third button in strong winds when out on a walk should obviously be buttoned same as any jacket to help in the cold. Now again just imagine this suit jacket with the top 2 buttons without that bottom button and the buttons are at the same height. Looks weird right? Doesn't look right? the proportions are fucked. So in order to have a suit jacket that buttons that high you need to have the 3 buttons.

t. BA in Apparel Design

>>53399521
>raising 25 basis points is a pivot
>pausing at 5%+ FFR for a long time is a pivot
>the Fed following the exact plan they laid out is a pivot
Honestly it's just delusion and naivety by this point. I'm guessing you're also vaxxed and boosted. A real pivot is like in 2019 when the Fed completely changed course and started to drop rates.

>>53399550
What will your cope be when the S&P hits 5000 after the rate pause? It will be 4500 before end of February.

>>53399541
Are you an ESL? Pivot means "turn around." Stopping hikes is stopping, not turning. Turning would be if they cut rates or printed a stimulus.

>>53399564
>boboid is an antivaxx retarded conspiracy theorist
It's actually so predictable I've yet to engage with a bobo that isn't a /pol/ chud who spouts nonsense about vaccines and jews. You people are literal NPCs.

>>53399530
Hard to say without knowing what stocks the fund holds, I think this underperforms S&P over a long period

>>53399549
Not how duck nostrils work, idiot

DXYbros OOOOOO

I am betting against the Fed.

>>53399530
Hullo? Does anyone know what this means and is it gud?

Uuuh guys why is the DXY mooning

>>53399505

Based

>>53399528

KOF is amazing. Especially that divvie. Have you seen who owns 50% of KOF? kek

>>53399565
If that happens then stocks will just have to fall even farther and the pain for the average investor will be even more intense. 5% FFR is not bullish. Imagine when the rate hikes start to really slow the economy and the Fed keeps on with it's "higher for longer" mantra. That's when the panic really begins

>>53399574
what the fuck are you talking about man
he has not mentioned anything related to 'conspiracies' 'vaccines' or 'jews' in any of his posts.
you're a fucking idiot. please stop posting. you are the cancer that is killing /smg/
I would also be willing to bet big money that you are younger than age 20
please stop posting. just lurk. lurk and learn.
>filtered

>>53399562
>BA in Apparel Design
redpill me on this life choice. Not judging, just curious cause I want to know if a sewing machine or whatever is a good toy for my daughter

>>53399595
>I'm guessing you're also vaxxed and boosted.
>nothing related to conspiracies or vaccines.
You're trolling.

>>53399574
As expected you're a vaxxed fool. In some strange way the pivot delusion is a continuation of the covid delusion.

>>53399521
This is not a pivot, smartass. They have to pause at least to see if their policy is working and to evaluate their next steps. What they just did (0.5% to 5%) is already very heavy. Also, QT is not the same as just raising rates, they're also unwinding the balance sheet at the same time (as well as the other central banks). Enjoy.

>>53399574
What conspiracy theory? Pfizer itself admitted that it doesn't prevent spread. Study in 50k patients has proven those vaccines do more harm than good to young people too. All of this is contrary to what have been said in 2021 by elites.
I hope you do better DD when investing compared to when deciding if you should put experimental vaccine in your bloodstream.

>>53399595
>please stop posting. just lurk. lurk and learn.
tbqh you're one of the most retarded posters in here. fortunately your posting style is very obvious and it's easy to ignore.

>>53399614
>2 more weeks till the economy collapses
>2 more weeks till people start dying from the supposed deadly vaccines
Bobo worldview in a nutshell, mentally ill schizoid doomers.

>>53398800
Why would you buy the top?

>>53399595
I did mention the vaccines because there is a correlation between covid fanatics and pivot fanatics. They both completely disregard reality and fall into hysterical narratives that aren't true.

Meds. Everyone.

>>53398662
what level of fed funds rate was the market pricing about a year ago?
wasn't it only like 3 to 3.25%?

>>53399619
/pol/ and facebook aren't peer reviewed studies. Literally no credible data shows it has any negative side effects.

>click on link to watch CNBC
>Sorry, we are closed
WTFF?!?!!? HOW DO I WATCH CNBC NOW!?!?!

>>53399639
Yeah and the market was freaking out about it. Everyone has collectively put their head in the sand and is pretending that a 5% terminal rate isn't real. It's going to end tragically for average investors

>>53399593
50%? Nope. I know gates holds it, but it was 10% or so

>The Fed moving to a 25 bps hike and then not hiking anymore isn't a pivot!!!!
lol wtf kind of cope is this shit

>>53399574
Uh dude? This is for stocks. Not your tranny stuff. Also many theories are true and your heart is probably swelling from how much you love us here. Not from inflammation

>>53399652

Yes I meant 10% not 50%

>>53398662
>adds a button to your article of clothing
>you're not allowed to use it

I bet this vaccinated and boosted dude caught the covid and was thankful for the continued protection his government provided against armed insurrectionists that attempted a coup at the request of Donald Trump on January 6th.

>>53399651
The market is bullish at 4.25-4.5%, it wont change at 5%. You lost just admit it and go long now.

>>53399633
I'm glad we have a healthy amount of chud and schizo posting this morning.

I can't fucking believe I missed the bottom on miners.

>>53399669
>The market is bullish at 4.25-4.5%
The market is bullish because it's pricing in a pivot that won't happen.

>>53399647
Heart studies directly after vaccination in healthy young people show lots of heart damage. Enough many countries already quietly suspended it in youth. The only studies published show very high rates and the heart effects after vaccination have not been studied or concluded. That's sort of the thing with untested vaccines.

>>53399675
Goes to show the sentiment is overwhelmingly bearish. Has anyone ever met a bullish chud?

>>53399597
I am heterosexual so I went a different direction. I can't speak on the career path but I am still in contact with many women from my years of study. Most don't work in fashion just like every major in college. Most work in some branch of finance or business since fashion is basically just marketing and selling. Most likely better off just getting an MBA while desiging on the side as a hobby if someone wants to be a designer.

But I think a sewing machine is a great thing to have and know how to use for everyone. It is a very simple tool (not at all a toy) to use and garment creation is both engineering and art which is very fulfilling. I Alter in someway every article of clothing I purchase being it just reinforcing seams that often rip if I buy cheaper clothing or Tailoring lengths and arms and legs etc. When an article of clothing I have gets old I often combine two old garments into one in someway where I won't likely wear the piece out in public but I have created what amounts to a piece of art.

Clothes alteration I believe is a skill everyone should have it is very simple frugal and rewarding. Basically any damage to an article of clothing can be fixed or repaired and likely in fashionable ways.

>>53399680
>The entire market is wrong not me
Interesting, how underwater are your puts?

>>53399647
>he took an experimental vaccine for a fake pandemic

Bears will sit on the sideline while the new bull market is paved by people who don't think the line is going down forever.

I need to go more long before it's too late.

>>53399692
I'm 100% in treasury bills/notes/bonds and cash. And yes, the market is wrong just like the entire world was wrong about covid-19. Believing the Fed is now the contrarian trade

>>53399651
and for some reason the market is pricing a change this year already. I don't think it will happen

>>53399675
Makes me worried for everyone.

>>53399713
It will happen only if the economy and stocks break. If stocks are shooting towards ATHs the Fed will not pivot. Front running the pivot ironically makes it impossible for the Fed to pivot.

>>53398800
>europoors getting even poorer trying to swing trade usd at the generational top
you love to see it. thanks for holding the bag, achmed

>>53399667
Reminds me of office manager who was very vocal about idiots not taking 2nd booster. She caught COVID 2 weeks after getting hers. Was pretty quiet about vaccine since then

>>53399682
https://www.science.org/content/article/heart-risks-data-gaps-fuel-debate-covid-19-boosters-young-people

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/sweden-pauses-use-moderna-covid-vaccine-cites-rare-side-effects-2021-10-06/

https://www.forbes.com/sites/roberthart/2021/11/10/germany-france-restrict-modernas-covid-vaccine-for-under-30s-over-rare-heart-risk-despite-surging-cases/amp/
https://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/972453
A recent study by CDC researchers looking at data from 40 U.S. health systems found that myocarditis following COVID-19 vaccination was diagnosed at a rate of 22.0–35.9 per 100,000 among males aged 12-17 (here).
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/71/wr/mm7114e1.htm

>>53399729
Nobody has ever claimed it prevents you from getting covid. It simply reduces the severity when you do get it.

>>53399578
thank you

I found this searching for the S&P oand it was from morningstar which I know is a system that is used a lot

Day EndMonth EndQuarter End
Total Return %
1-Day
1-Week
1-Month
3-Month
YTD
1-Year
3-Year
5-Year
10-Year
15-Year
Investment


3 Months S&P 3.47 Fund 6.52
6 Months S&P -11.38 Fund 10.62
1 Year S&P 6.06 Fund 15.27
YTD S&P 7.17 Fund 15.27
3 Years S&P 6.06 Fund 11.10
5 years S&P 7.17 Fund 13.49
10 years S&P 10.33 Fund 11.88

So it looks better but I have a mental block on tis tyraining retirn stuff and don;t get it also I don;t know what to compare. I did the S&P because you suggested it
https://www.morningstar.com/indexes/spi/spx/performance
Is it good though?

Reminder 400 is the top and after we hit it we're going right to 320.

>>53399755
>Nobody has ever claimed it prevents you from getting covid.
OK I'm sorry to jump into the schizo fray here, but that definitely happened.

>didnt DCA my SPOT position when I have 170 average

Shit

>1.1 Billion impacted by COVID in China, out of total 1.4 Billion population. 12,560 died as per Chinese Govt.
>YANG domps

>>53399745

Keep in mind there is a massive incentive and bias in "science" to the point of mass reproduction failure and a known fbi backed censorship campaign to even legitimate criticism of vaccination
>Top kek
/pol/ and facebook aren't peer reviewed studies. Literally no credible data shows it has any negative side effects

I'm investing in the next life saving vaccine that should be injected into everyone. Even a baby's soft spot. Thanks Bill Gates, I'm sure it's not weird that you own all of the farmland now. It would be crazy to think you're going to use it to control the food supply to force more garbage into our bodies. Time to turn ma brain off and go watch The View! Or whatever MtF lady monsters like us do.

Also AOS and Uranium still look good to me.

WHY TF HAS WATCHNEWSLIVE BEEN SHOAHED?!?!!?
>>53399765
And if it doesn't, you'll be a guest on Rockers YT channel. Where you'll slice open your nutsack, and empty the contents :)))))

>>53399687
>Clothes alteration I believe is a skill everyone should have it is very simple frugal and rewarding
Thanks for this perspective and the industry insight. I was thinking of apparel as art, but you're right that it's also a daily necessity that costs money to maintain. How would you get a young kid who likes clothes to start learning alteration? What are the basic skills required? At what age are sewing machines safe? Thanks, asking seriously as I live in an apparel producing country where this is a feasible and common hobby.

Where we goin

>>53399761
Like I said, it's hard to say whether this is a good fund without knowing the reasons for its performance. If it's full of tech stocks, it would've done well these last 10 years, but may underperform the next 10 years. If it's full of US stocks, well, we've just had a 10 year bullrun on max stimulus (maybe) come to an end.
I will probably get called a boomer faggot ITT for saying this, but if investing is very hard for you, maybe speak to a financial advisor or some other professional who does it for a living.

>>53399755
Nice bait, I'll pass though. Do whatever you want mate. I wouldn't have replied earlier if I knew it will turn into COVID general all of the sudden.

>>53399755

Never got the jab but caught Covid twice. First time it was serious, 2nd time it was the sniffles. Getting the jab or boosters changed nothing.

>>53399814
Deeper Underground

>mfw an esl pajeet calls me a newfag
>then he tells me to buy his shitcoin

I might make money today.

>>53399647
Asking for peer reviewed study is dishonest nigger behaviour because the peers don't review shit the commies don't approve of.

>>53399826
How much money did they make off of that deadly vaccine? Can we just pull their protection away and sue them for killing everybody?

>>53399795
Invest in NVO then. Medicine for weight loss in a world wear being fat is the norm.

>>53399831
Check the chart

>>53399675
Monday mornings are always chudgang hours. We're excited to get back to /smg/ after a weekend of getting pussy and being invited to parties.

>>53399841

For once I agree with you baggie

>>53399845
No.

>>53399834
good luck anon

>>53399848
>getting pussy and being invited to parties
Fapping to anime VR porn and having a party with NPCs in your private Minecraft server do not equate to what you posted.

>>53399755
https://youtu.be/IMrgKk7uXLg
Also I bet she smells like fish.
>Biden calling it a "pandemic of the unvaccinated" even though now we know the opposite is true.

And on and on it goes. Wtf are you talking about? They tricked you dude. They are laughing at you. Everyone with eyes could see it was BS and we warned you but you're still believing this crap? Here's the last time I'll say it. It was WORSE for you to take it than not take it. You did NOTHING good for anyone. They were telling you to leave us out of hospitals to die in the streets. Damn how much more do you need to see?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

What the fuck was that

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53399817
Thank you so much. Does this tell you more? It's a strange situation but I know I am a dumbass this is more to see if someone I know is as smart as they say they are

WELCOME 2 CRAB ZONE

1 100S ARE TRADING
1 000S ARE TRADING
900S ARE EVEN TRADING

what the fuck was that?!

>>53399786
If only the elderly died, that’s extremely bullish.

TSM MOOOOOOOONIIIINNNNNGGGGGGG!!!

Holy dump

Mike Wilson Chief U.S. Equity Strategist and Chief Investment Officer for Morgan Stanley
>we think price action has been the main influence [in raising investor confidence]
>The rally this year has been led by low- quality and heavily shorted stocks. It's also witnessed a strong move in cyclical stocks relative to defensives.
>This is precisely the time to trust your own work and ignore the noise. Suffice it to say, we're not biting on this recent rally because our work and process are so convincingly bearish on earnings...
>Importantly, our earnings call is not predicated on the timing of an economic recession or even whether one occurs this year. Our work shows further erosion in earnings, with the gap between our model and the forward estimates as wide as it's ever been. The last two times our model was this far below consensus, the S&P 500 fell by 34% and 49%. Could our model be wrong? Of course, but given its track record, we don't think it will be wrong directionally, particularly in view of the collection of leading series/models we've published that point to a similar outcome. It's simply a matter of timing and magnitude...and we think the earnings recession is imminent.
>The last two times our model was this far below consensus, the S&P 500 fell by 34% and 49%.
>The last two times our model was this far below consensus, the S&P 500 fell by 34% and 49%.
https://www.forexlive.com/news/narrative-follows-price-20230123/

I would appreciate if HD would stop being such a shitcoin.

Closed my CLF position at open. Made 60% gain overall. Now just waiting for another market dump.

>>53399877
>one second late
OH SH-

Buying TLT on every single red day.

Does the DXY computer go up or down here?

>>53399910
it looks like the boomers are going to get rugged right before they're supposed to retire. combined with a weak demand for labor, and all the layoffs it's going to be one of them depression things. lucky for me i iwlll make it by shorting the market and profiting off of the misfortunes of others. why should I have to suffer for these fuckers fucking up the economy?

>>53399887
Looks like an International Value etf. Go to the holdings tab and post the components of the etf.

>>53399687
I have formal pants but the legs are too long, how do I hem them, without only a thread and a needle ?

>>53399826
>live in Vietnam
>marry local girl
>her 23yo brother lives in our spare room
>bartender, drinks, smokes
>never got vaxxed
>never got covid
>both me and my wife got it twice while he was living with us
>been a few years now, never seen him get sick with any disease
Just wanted to tell you guys about my based brother in law. Viet genes aren't the tallest or handsomest but men here are really hard to kill. Lots of energy too, noticeably more than others. I think they're IRL Fremen from Dune after millenia of warfare and climate trauma.

please sirs make line go up

>>53399936
Let's just say that DXY Computer, Inc. will never touch 101.50.

Guys I'm gonna waste these.

>>53399965
Nah

>>53399955
Why don't you just grow longer legs, or wear a pair of stilts? Probably way easier than going through all the effort to hem them.

>>53399965
Fail

The market never lets me fuck anymore

Numbers

>>53399980
Literally just be patient, it's probably the end of this bear market rally, you're gonna fuck within two weeks.

Anyone investing in Israeli companies? I.e. WILC, GILT or others? I wonder if anyone can recommend some good holy land stocks

>>53399957
>not seeing the obvious
Smoking and drinking is preventative care.

if digits we get a -15% day this week

You guys suck at this checkem.

>>53399992
I want to fuck.

>>53400000
Good.

>>53399987
/biz/ is so slow lmao, whoever gets it deserves no credit because it's so slow

>>53399996
you fucking jinxed us bloody basterd

>>53400000
kys

>>53400000
>Want to fuck but bitches wont reply

>>53400000
Baggie I hate you so much it's unreal.

Crabs are pretty chill, I don't mind them. Just keep things chuggin' along.

>>53399992
>he thinks this is a bear market rally and not a reversal

LMAO

>>53400000
Bullish get

>>53400029
>Bleeds real value while keeping your nominal value static
T-thanks.

>>53400030
>>53399910

Not buying until tim cook tapes of him saying racist thing about indians comes out and replaced by jeet CEO. T*ch companies dont get more worthless fiat until they become bigger shitpiles thats my DD.
>but muh google and other FAGMAN
fleabag tech companies, real money is with apple not those 90s and later "startups".

>>53399995

>>53400030
>he expects a V-shaped reversal that will never go way back down
lmao you're gonna have a rough couple of years

I just went on average about 1x long the market w/ pretty low covered calls. Not feeling much here. Was 2x long most of 2023 and short at the 285 level but closed that before Fridays pump. Pretty much feeling cautious believing in anything bullish

>>53399943
I can't do that I might get someone in trouble. Are the trailing returns good though? Would you expect these to be better than the S&P normally for a fund and are they much better than that or meh?

>>53399802
It is design/art and then engineering. Ultimately the engineering of the patterns and choices of fabric and thread etc for their engineering properties ends up meaning more than the art aspects.

You kind of need both a sewing machine and a surger to really complete an alteration or a garment in a timely clean manner. Also for knits you really need a surger. For practice the best thing to do is go to second hand stores and buy articles of clothing that are too big by a size or two and experiment with making them fit. Or clothing that is the proper size for example pants that fit the waist but you would like the legs to be slimmer. Find a pair of pants you like turn both inside out place the one on the other match the outseams and draw a line where your better fitting pants inseam is when laid on top of the baggier pair. Then its just simple sew on that line, trim, surge the excess fabric. Basic skill is just a bit of practice using the machines but they have markings for guide you as you sew and the machine pulls the fabric along for you at a steady pace. It is very very easy to sew a seam at 5/8th of an inch and then surge it.

I just draw the lines and measurements with sharpie on the interior of my clothes to sew since nobody will ever see the inside and it insures I don't make a mistake. You can use tailors chalk and other things like that but I don't like it it rubs off and does'nt adhere to all fabrics etc. So I usually draw dots with sharpie and the use a ball point pen or whatever that will likely come out in a few washes to connect the dots. nobody is going to see these dots and I sew a good 1/16th from them anyway. If I want to I could surge right over the markings and nobody would even know.

I'm not sure of an age a sewing machine is safe. But in terms of age I would be more worried about not maintaining the machine than safety as in getting an injury.

Posted a preview video to my wife’s YouTube Saturday night for the first time in 8 months and she woke up to 8 new subscribers.

>>53399995
As a drinking and smoking enjoyer I can tell you for certain you're wrong. My health has improved noticeably since I cut down on both.

>>53400000
Wasted digits

I surely hope you dont do business...

Time to yolo into SQQQ
get fucked bulls! It's my time to shine

>>53399633
This poster is a tranny.

>>53400073
I can neither confirm nor deny that I have ever done nor will ever do business with any of those entities.

I'm not gonna make it bros
I need to get a job

>>53400000
Bullish

bobros I cant keep going like this...

Glad I didn't short kek bobo baggies

>>53400079
Kek he bought 1 min before the green candle

Semiconductors ABSOLUTELY RIPPING

Hahahahahahahahaha fuck yes

>>53400087
I am a proud heterosexual male and I fuck fat chicks.

what the fuck is this market

>>53400000
legendary

I'M GONNA PROOOOOOFIT

COOM

>>53400108
I am getting heemed

>>53400073
Holy shit, I drink with the janitor of some of those companies!

How come QQQ is so strong compared to SPY this month?

>>53400058
Awesome advice man thanks. You should make a yt channel or something. I'm going to get a sewing machine and surger for my daughter, then encourage her to fix secondhand clothes. Hadn't even heard of a surger before today.

>>53400073
Oh right, BX earnings. That will be interesting.

>>53400073
Oh shit maybe I ought to cop some railroad bags.

>>53399910
350 was the bottom chud.

>>53399451
>people who don't catch subtleties of spoken language understand what he means.
So the entire internet

>>53400073
Literally never heard of any of those companies.

wtf is amd doing

>>53400120
It's buy shit and sell it to bulls higher game with some short squeezing. Coast is clear for a short while

>>53400184
>7% up
from opening wtf??

SOXL to 20 eow.

I cant believe i sold my W Last week

I want to kms myself

>>53400120
>>53400191
>buy on friday
>sell monday morning
>make a cool chunk of change
Market go up in january
market stall at fomc
market go down in february
market pump in march and april
market violent shit the bed in may
goo goo
ga ga
ezpz

Baking....

Coinbase is really gonna do a lil sum sum

>>53400265
I think the price moves with bitcoin

>>53398666
It’s not anymore.

Ah shit... my puts, which I bought as hedge, are losing money

what the FUCK was oil doing just a few seconds ago?

>>53400290
>>53400290
>>53400290
new
>>53400290
>>53400290
>>53400290
new

>>53399594
1995 avg FFR 5.8% S&P return 34%
1996 avg FFR 5.3% S&P return 20%
1997 avg FFR 5.4% S&P return 31%
1998 avg FFR 5.3% S&P return 26%
1999 avg FFR 5.0% S&P return 19%
Oh no! FFR over 5%! Market must crash!

We're still down 16% from the high. It may drop, but we may see 3 20%+ years in the near term.

>>53400302
That was before the market spent a decade living on near zero interest rates and never ending QE

>>53399999

>>53400138
I missspelt it i'm sure you realized they are called sergers. You "can" sew knits with just a sewing machine but you use a zigzag stitch and sewing machines usually don't pull knits as evenly as a serger I find so my zigzag stitched knits the tension on the seam is inconsistent and can look bad.

You can get really cheap rolls of fabric from fabric stores I forget what it is called. Just the cheapest possible stuff designers use to test patterns. Get some of this or even just an old sheet and use that fabric to get her / you to practice just sewing straight seams and then serging the seam. Then practice sewing a folded hem. This is all that anyone really needs to know how to do to alter or make repairs. You can also do basic patterns with this knowledge. But I prefer altering prexisting clothing. Things like neck collars are done by factory machines far better than a human can do.

Many women's garments are far simpler than men's aswell. Skirts and things like tube tops are just cylinders of fabric. Really easy for a woman to get into sewing when she can practice altering / creating those where you can't really go wrong. Making a skirt fit better is the simplest thing you could possibly do. It should be pretty easy to spark the interest.

You want a serger to do things that are knit like T-shirts, mens polos, etc and to finish seams so that even if the seam thread breaks the garment will stay together. You can also just use the serger to create seams if you want that is for when in a real hurry. I worked wardrobe for student films and I would just bring a serger to sets.

>>53400059
How often are you buying notes?

>>53400429
>Things like neck collars are done by factory machines far better than a human can do.
Correction. A human without infinite time and modern tech induced ADHD. More about efficiency why I don't make entire garments. Sewing a zipper fly on men's pants is an absolute pain in the ass.

>>53400319
And you do understand that we are going back to that in '24 or' 25.

>>53398930
Putting money into Chinese stock is no different from placing bets in casino, per Chinese investor saying. You don't know how much of their data are authentic, you don't know when the government is going to either promote or step on the business's industry, you don't know anything going on in central government that determine future of your investment.

>>53399003
Within short and mid term Xi want to promote economy in a way lead by the party and government even if via market.

>>53400000
Those are some very nice digits. May you get your puss in large numbers.

>>53399887
Well, it's kind of strange to be judging a fund when someone refuses to tell you what's in it exactly, But from the look of the distribution cycliclal/sensitive/defensive and the p/e ratio, this is a fund that 'looks' defensive (given the deceptively low p/e of 11) until there is a recession, or a commodity crash, given the 34% commodity producer distribution. Given high commodity prices and current recession worries, there is a good possibility that this fund is at a cyclical top (so lot of short-term risk, is my best bet).
Whether it will do well long-term, I couldn't say.
But don't take advice from some random guy on a fund he doesn't know the holdings in, kek.

>>53401956
Then that would imply that bond market participants are also betting on a soft landing, rapid cuts to avert a recession, etc. it's theoretically possible but it would imply that a lot of leading economic data and rules of thumb like yield curves are useless.

>>53398761
To filter out the uncultured swines in a matter of seconds

>>53399071
How do I get into this grift