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53397837 No.53397837 [Reply] [Original]

I woke up today and I didn't go to work.
I just didn't. I am 4 hours late already. My work colleague called me and I didn't pick it up.

I just stayed in my bed and fapped to lesbian porn nutting three times total.

What do I do now?

>> No.53397841

Another nut

>> No.53397847

>>53397837
you live your life anon

>> No.53397848

call in sick.
then continue pumping.

>> No.53397875

I am 28 and I have heartaches for a week now. I think that something might happen to me soon

>> No.53397925

Quit and tell the doctor you are going insane and get neet bux

>> No.53397930

how do you guys jerk off so much i cant jerk off more then once a day or my dick will hurt, is that just 30 year old boomer stuff?

>> No.53397940
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>>53397925
this.
Also tell the doctor about the tripple fap

>> No.53397973

>>53397930
the opposite actually, if youre below 30 years old and this is puzzling to you, you must have extremely low testosterone levels, like tranny/disability/genetic illness levels of low testosterone levels

>> No.53398078

>>53397930
it's not worth it anon. i used to do it 4 times a day in high school and i would hump my pillows and good god is my dick a mess. now i do it no more than once a day but the damage has already been done.

>> No.53398099
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>>53398078
Been saying this for years. Porn + circumcision + pillow jumping 4x a day destroyed my dick. I han’t feel blowjobs anymore even after a year+ of no fap

Are you me’

>> No.53398303

>>53397837
call in sick. tell them you have priapism.
>AAAAHHHH FFFUUUUCCCCCKKKK IM GONNA -- I'M GONNA -- IM COOOOOOOOOOOOMINGGGHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.53398347

>>53397930
>is that just 30 year old boomer stuff?
i turned 40 3 weeks ago still fap at least twice a day, there's usually 2 days a week I'll go 3 or 4.

>> No.53398381

>>53397837
>lesbian porn

You jerked off to men

>> No.53398404

>>53398347
Based.

>> No.53398516

>>53398099
Can you faggots get it hard with a woman?

>> No.53398655

>>53398381
Plot twist: it was fat hairy Greek men from Lesbos.

>> No.53398680

>>53397837
Call in sick? if you've been laying bed jeeking off to porn all day, you're obviously sick in the head.

>> No.53398696

>>53397930
>3 times per day
Chump numbers anon, I've jacked off over 24 times in one day, nutted each time, by the end of the day my dick was chafed and it hurt to even touch it...but that night in bed I managed to get out one last nut before falling asleep.

>> No.53398966

>>53397940
Old man goes into confession, tells priest: "Last week was my 85th year old birthday, and I had sex with two beautiful 16 year olds. The priest says "For sins of the flesh, you must say 20 hail marys..." and the old man cuts him off, saying "Priest, I ain't Catholic" The priest asks him, "Then why are you here telling me this?"
Old man says with a grin "I'm tellin' everyone!!"

>> No.53398972

get some breakfast and take a nap

make sure to silent that phone