/biz/ - Business & Finance

kneepads

>>53396159
kenshi can make you a quick 2x in a couple days

>>53396164
be serious, this is my last life at home. my step dad is kicking me out

>>53396195
how do i buy it fren

>>53396159
I hate this.

>>53396159
You will have to gamble on an insane moonshot with such little capital. Just get SNS-1. You can get close to one token with $143 and we would only need a 7500x for you to get a million which would be a 15 billion mcap which is very achievable if ICP becomes the next Eth

Go work fucking McDonald's for a month and you already 10x your portfolio

>>53396159
Yeah i can pay a poor guy on fiverr to make them sound retarded too

>>53396767
>t. seething Discord mod

>>53396159
fringe before the next pump

>>53396159
I guarantee his parents hope he gets hit by a bus and dies

>>53396159
>>53396253
There is nothing that you can buy that can lead you to making it. Anything that could would be no different than spending all your money on lottery tickets, or "all in on black". If you only have $143 your time is better spent investing in yourself so you can make and invest more money. Even working a part-time student job would allow you to invest much more than that every week.

It would be all well and good until he says
>Normalize this lifestyle
Instead of
>Dont be like me
or
>This year im going to get a job and turn things around

he is a spiritual nigger

>>53396159
WAGIE COING (ticker:JOB)

>>53396159
why the fuck people are like this.. not being neet i understand that. but these tiktok videos? wtf these little dances it looks so fucking weird

>>53398706
>There is nothing that you can buy that can lead you to making it.
Fuck you nigger if I never sold SHIB from when I first bought it a month after launch I would STILL have a few million from a 200$ investment.

All in on Caesar Inu. Only around 5k market cap and I expect it to moon somewhere to a market cap of 1-2 million.

0x2cc511d15a84ec01c73d7c8934083aa6f65b0097

>>53398765
the stimulation must flow

>>53399015
Yes yes, everything is obvious in hindsight. Everyone would be a billionaire if they just always sold perfectly at the top and bought perfectly at the bottom.

>>53396159
Absolutely disgusting webm...

>>53396669
This isn’t the 1980’s where McDonald’s was easy to get hired at.

Use it to buy some online course to get qualified to do some shitty job. Investing with that little amount of money is pointless you need to get your income up first

>>53399944
lmao you can get hired the same day at any fast food place or grocery store

>>53398765
It's not a dance, he's practicing jacking off dicks, for his future career

>>53396159
This faggot needs to:
> Go to a barber
> Shave
> Wear some clothes that fit
>Stop wasting time on internet ("hurr durr but you- I only do it occasionally
>Get a fucking job

>>53398765
Monkey see, monkey do. You will never understand how these NPCs function.

>>53396159
Privacy coins have great potentials, as regulation rocks, normies will like to secure their funds from unnecessary taxation

>>53399944
If you sincerely think getting hired at the most entry level job is possible you never had a chance. It's not a meme that you need income to invest to make it, have fun fomoing in to bingus tokens

>>53396159
buy some RIDE bobo
the metaverse hype is coming back up again and it could go bunkers

>>53396159
His parents failed by making him this ugly

>>53401868
WTF are you going to invest if you have 100 dollars to your name nigga you are wasting your time

>>53401982
AXS APE MANA all looking good recently
Made so much from axie when the p2e trend was all over the place, wouldn't mind a repeat kek

>>53398765
ive never used tard tok myself, but ive read that you have to be doing something or the video gets deleted. this is why it's nothing but dancing roasties and dancing basedboys.

>>53396159
buy https://opensea.io/collection/flappybirds
>Verification not required.

>>53398733
that... the normalize this lifestyle made me sick. everything he listed off was a massive fail and than he goes normalize being a failure? wtf is he smoking cuz its clearly a bad batch. dude looks retarded clearly doesnt groom and shower and wastes his life as a failure and wants to normalize this so more people are dragged down into his crab in a bucket place. disgusting and that loser should be tossed on the streets til he drops his fantasy world living his parents enable like shit parents

>>53402427
wait so you cant just sit and talk on the video? you have to be doing faggot ass movement? wow this is nothing like the chinese version of tik tok at all. need this confirmed

>>53396159
Germanic chad

>>53402401
you got the chance with ride, shit is underated asf with only 30mill in mcap, you'd go crazy over it's product and utility

>>53402427
tardtok had me

>>53399040
Why would I buy a shitcoin with 5k mcap that's heading for rug pull?

>>53402503
Everything except living with parents is shit and living with parents should be temporary until rents decline and RE goes down.

>>53402401
new game launch from the bayc is the reason ape pumped, not sure about others but yeah another meta season could be upon us

>>53399040
chain?

>>53396159
Reminder that this is the person behind every “wagie hate thread”

>>53396159
Put it all on the 49ers to win the superb owl

>>53399944
If you can’t get hired at McDonald’s you seriously have a lot of work to do. You don’t need even need a resume you just need an appearance that doesn’t signal you look at cartoon child pornography and enough social skills to talk 5 minutes in a job interview. It’s a job that can literally be done by 14 years olds, the elderky, and niggers. So keep in mind who your competition is.

>>53400979
this is the hardest redpill to swallow. and it plays at almost every level, as <1% of the world is sentient
the base layer of normalfags fell for shit like onecoin and bitconnect
second layer, solana/ftx/celsius/3ac/luna
third layer, cardano/xrp/chainlink/avalanche/aptos/gmx
it's retards, retards all around copying the moves of other retards, and even the marginally less retarded invest not because they understand what it is they invest in, but because they're making bets on what the more retarded will buy

>>53396159
Buy a shovel and start to div graves up.
Lots of people are buried with jewels. Some even have really expensive shoes that can be refurbished and are worth good money.

>>53403190
You can also sell the skulls. Someone anon posted an epic thread about doing that awhile ago.

I was a NEET for an entire decade, then my excuses and schemes finally didn’t convince my mom anymore. Applied for a government job, government paid me for getting a CS degree, now I got a comfy public sector where I spent most of my days working from read (aka 4chan, YouTube and porn).

>>53400680
just strap him into the job cannon and launch him to jobland

>>53404411
You joke but that's a real thing in Australia. Youbcan get a young bloke, send them out to work on some remote farm in the northern territory, nearest airport is several hundred kilometres away sonif you don't work you die. Not a bad idea desu.

>>53396159
So this is what a mod looks like

>>53401162
That's true anon, Privacy protocol that's built using smart contracts and powered by zk proofs should be the top priority where security of funds and assets are mentioned.

>>53396159
GPT Inu.

>>53403190
Kek, this is peak #sidehustle culture

he is so sad his facial bones have set into a resting sadface

>>53399944
Yes they have so many prime candidates to choose from that's why they pay $15 minimum even in Alabama

>>53396159
Serious answer. Create your own shitcoins, that's how I unironically made half a million in 2018 with zero capital.

>inb4 i don't know how to
learn it
>inb4 i failed
try again
>inb4 i'm too lazy
then get used to being poor

>>53396159
How many guys are like that now? Sad

>>53396159
Look, i don't always shill my coins since its the most likely scenario of a rugpull, but im extremely happy and stone rn so ill mention my big competitor and some insider info. 10% of chinese whales will invest on a niche altcoin with a high probability of 100x in 2024/2025. It has low liquidity atm. Hoping to accumulate 1% of the supply today/tomorrow. It's HAMI (Hamachi finance) basically its a reward token on multiplaform that launched three days ago or so and the rewards actually work, the devs are answering, the launch already killed a zero and the page is not some jeet shit so it's same. Do as you will

>>53407743
This

>>53399015
You need to come back to reality anon. Would've, Could've, Should've.

>>53399040
>Inu in the name
If it's not shib you're about to get rugpulled.