/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53386147
won't someone think of the heckin basedarinos

>>53386147
Imagine how little they respect you to do that. These are probably the lowest tier shit workers they have, hr roasties should be sweating

>>53386147
This faggot makes at least 400k a year and I'm supposed to feel bad for him?

>>53386147

Just walk in and say goodbye? I'm sure they have personal items there they need to pick up.

>>53386173
if he worked at jewgle for 20 years he's probably worth high 7 to low 8 figures.

>>53386358
If he saved.

>>53386147
oh no mr.multimillionaire is offended ;___;

>>53386358
Maybe he's one of these people living """"paycheck to paycheck """""

>>53386358
not if he lives in the Valley. Paying 10k a month on rent.

>>53386808
There are thousands of apartments in the bay area on zillow being leased for under $1k/month. Most SV faggots live in a houseshare, presumably even cheaper. The real problem is that they think they're too clever to cook their own food and forego the many consumer luxuries constantly advertised to them. I hope that one day Putin or Rocket Man turn the bay area into a crater

>>53386163
Updooted

>>53386147
Is google just shit-canning white males?

>>53386147
He got reprimanded by HR. Should have read between the lines and said his goodbyes earlier.

>>53386808
If he worked for Google for the last 20 years, hes not paying rent lol

>>53386147
Imagine spending 20 years of your faggot life at Goygle making $350,000+ a year staring at a screen and mentoring a team of woke faggot millennials..and one day you get canned, lose your house and your spoiled whore wife is preparing a list of your coworker friends to fuck when she divorces you. Let us hope that every single laid off techie ropes themselves this year

>>53387014
You guys keep forgetting this person worked for 20 YEARS! They almost certainly own stock worth more than their home, this person is certainly a millionaire.

>>53387014
anyone who sucks the dick of contemporary capitalism should look at the types of people who are rewarded under this economic hellscape e.g. pic related.
>38 year old married father of 2
>incapable of making basic life decisions
>IMMEDIATELY consults reddit for advice

>>53386147
He made the same post in two other social.medias, what a fucking cuck

>>53386964
no ai is starting to replace certain human jobs

>>53387125
One benefit of Ai might be that nignogs and spics stop breeding like rabbits

>>53386173
Not bad at all when California requires Severance Pay.

I don't think that all these layoffs are due to poor performance by these companies, I think that tech like chat gpt is about to replace all these people anyways and laying off 10,000 people because of "teh economy" rather than admitting you're replacing your flesh slaves with more efficient and cheaper robot slaves sounds a lot better PR wise
What a convenient excuse for them honestly to dump all the dead weight making 200k-300k for browsing LinkedIn and Twitter

>>53386935
This is simply not true.

>>53387048
>Makes 600k
>cant even decide what to do now on his own

Most tech jobs really are Daycares.

>>53386358
At least, that's early employee status, should be a billionaire by now, if you check his linkedin you'll see software engineer, not even senior swe or some senior job position so probably a bot.

>>53387048
This is bullish as all fuck for flyover state real estate and bearish for techie shithole real estate

>>53387235
> I think that tech like chat gpt is about to replace all these people anyways and laying off

Maybe but I think it has to do more with stagnation of innovation in the Tech industry. I've noticed most of these people getting laid off are working research or development type jobs. Not much new things have came out recently as most 'new' tech have just been refinements of existing products on the market. Besides IA like you said. So I think companies see this as a chance to cut a lot of projects that have not been yielding results. Most likely moving money to things like chat AI because it looks like a more profitable endeavor in the short term.

>>53387331
>This is bullish as all fuck for flyover state real estate
kek. yeah, just ignore the long term implications.

>>53387048
I fucking loathe people like that.
>made 600k per year
>has the audacity to bitch and moan when fired
Why is it always the least deserving that get these stupidly high paying jobs.

>>53387331
Not really. With the growth of WFH a lot of these flyover states are now exposed to high paying tech industry lay offs. Remember a lot of these towns boomed over the past three years thanks to WFH. Not because the factories came back from China.

>>53387399
Because they never knew anything else.tech is my second career and it's amazing seeing 22 year olds walk out of the dorm room and into a corporate environment making six figures, being spoon fed sushi, and playing ping pong and never experiencing a day of character development in their life.
literally adult children.
>53387033
This. Some will struggle. The vast majority will be fine.

>>53386935
you are being emotional like an HR roastie (a literal bitch)

>>53387399
“He who exalts himself will be humbled, he who humbled himself will be exalted”

Ecclesiastes 5:10

He who loves money will not be satisfied with money, nor he who loves wealth with his income; this also is vanity.

Proverbs 13:11

Wealth gained hastily will dwindle, but whoever gathers little by little will increase it.

>>53387125
Nah. AI might be there in 10 years, but right now it is far from production-ready.

What's really happening is the implosion of the fake economy. We all knew these fake jobs weren't sustainable and now it's collapsing under its own weight like it always was going to do.

>>53386147
>Help automate everything and ruin it entirely for 20 years
>Gets upset at automation.

>>53387512
Amen

LOL it's so amazing how you wimps don't realize the bank and choice cash you can make in the trades. I can't believe people complain about not finding good-paying work. It's just laziness and weakness. Let me tell you how easy it is to pull it as a tradesman, emphasis on the man. Work with your hands.

I went to a trade school for less than three months and got 5 different offers for my apprenticeship. Didn't even finish school. After 4 months of apprenticeship, I was clearing 120k. Only 19 years old. And it was like working for a /b/ thread. Bants, top tier. Got my pants pulled down. Got my tools replaced with bananas. Got a finger in my ass. Good times.
4 years later, I'm clearing 400k. I own several houses and a lambo. I own my own business with 40 employees. I spend half my day masturbating to high quality VR porn in my darkened office, and everyone loves it. My guys come in and give me shit while I'm jerking off and cumming at 9 AM with my window open, my VR headset on with high quality incest porn, drunk on Black Velvet whiskey (kids these days don't know how to be frugal). And the bantz man, you wouldn't believe the trade bantz. Occasionally my guys will come and put a finger in my ass.
Plus you get some high quality exercise, which makes masturbating far more pleasurable when I'm watching my high quality VR incest porn, complete with custom coitus scenarios I get on request. It gets so funny watching my high quality, custom VR incest porn in my office at 8 AM, while I'm vigorously stroking my monster 4.5 inch cock with an open window. My fellow tradies will just laugh and come in and bant with me, fingering my asshole. And I water it down with some Black Velvet Canadian whiskey.

>>53387500
I am a SWE in London, which has a comparable cost of living to the bay area. I earn a fraction of what these SV redditors are putting away each month yet my life couldn't be easier. I own a sizeable house and save roughly 80% of my income simply by not being a retard. I've been laid off 3 times and not once did I ever feel like I'm owed sympathy, because much like the faggot in OP's pic, I have an easy life

>>53387533
i just quit being a tradie. miserable work. body breaking down. people suck and are angry at life. its just god awful work.

>>53387533
>getting anally penetrated for 40-50 bucks an hour
>"the trades"

post is probably more accurate than most will admit.

>>53387255
>Most tech jobs really are Daycares.

Anon, if there's *anything* I've learned from being around people, is that they *really* don't do anything useful most of the time. *All* jobs are daycares.

Pareto's principle dude:
>The square root of a population does half the work.

>>53387533
>Got a finger in my ass.
Lmao. Why is everyone who gets a finger in their ass so goddamn proud to have gotten a finger in their ass. I spoke to some guy in the army once, he was so proud to have been hazed and happily admitted to have gotten a finger in his anus. It's kinda gay, man

>>53387512
>Wealth gained hastily will dwindle, but whoever gathers little by little will increase it.

This is pretty true.

Look at stocks and crypto. The more risk you take the higher the amplitude of gaining and losing, but if you invest in stocks and crypto that slowly grow and slowly increase your wealth, the more stable it is.

Then you have a retarded family member who inherits everything and spends it on booze and hookers.

>>53387235
>MUH CHAT GPT

>"SORRY ABOUT THAT"
>"WOOPS MY MISTAKE"
>"SORRY I CAN'T DO THAT, READ THE FUCKING DOCUMENTATION"

Teaching midwits about technology has been a disaster for discourse
Literally (you)

>>53387533
>>53387723
Wait I'm a retard, I just read the entire post
kek

>>53387533
>while you were getting a compsci degree, i studied the LARP

>>53387734
There is a ton of wisdom in the Holy Bible. Worth the read

>>53387737
big tech products are so awful that no progress would be an improvement. each release is incrementally worse than the last.

>>53387399
Same reason bolshevik and French revolutions were manufactured by bourgeoise. Psychopaths who envy nobility + narcissistic useful idiot npcs

>>53387512
None of these verses solves one goddamn problem unlike my post above. Opium for jewish slaves

>>53387947
Kek your post is a compilation of subverted history. There are many false Christian’s yes, but those who are not deceived by evil doers know the truth. It’s written to their hears.

>>53387365
>long term implications.
Of living in peace, surrounded by nature in a high trust ethnically homogeneous society?

>>53387967
>compilation of history of jewish subversion
ftfy
>not real christianity
sneed

>>53386808
>>53387299
>>53386379
>>53386366
for 20 years he's 7 figures in stock alone (probably 8).

Idk if you're yuropoors and understand what tech people make here, but it's a lot. He's set for life, he just likes doing stuff (it's an american thing, again sorry Yuropoors)

>>53386147
this event allows corps like goog and msft to purge the shittest of the shit. amz insider here and we chose targets based on those that have not been promoted in 4+ years or who have consistently underperformed for the same amount of time. weak recked, lawsuits avoided, new blood comes in.

>>53387048
how is this even real...

>>53388041
i can't tell if you're trolling me, but niggerfornia refugees follow the same behavioral patterns of turd world refugees. that is, they consciously and subconsciously turn their now home into their old home.

>>53386147
With an AR-15 he could say goodbye face to face

>>53388128
>Mfw in quote
Not a filthy pajeet but many of these types will let their income grow to match their expenses even at 7 figures.
That said though your probably right.

>>53386962
Thank you, kind stranger! My wifes boyfriend is very thankful! ;-)

>>53388128
>for 20 years he's 7 figures in stock alone (probably 8).
>He's set for life,
>He's complaining about losing job online and the cost of his house

Statically he's broke living paycheck to paycheck. This isn't a meme, forbs writs about it regularly. American's are very good at spending more than they make. This guy most likely lives in the Bay Area CA so there are plenty of businesses there tailored to extract high earning American's money. Add to that they probably send his kids to private school, has multiple new luxury cars, and eats out a lot.

>>53386147
Job hopping chads never fear the layoffs.

>>53387048
Similar income situation but didn't buy the 3m home at the top of the market without already having the previous home paid off and kept as an investment/backup. He could of afforded to do that but wasn't planning a worst case scenario like anyone would have if they weren't children during the 2008 crash. Must also suck to develop a skillset that isn't transferable to 99% of other tech companies.

>>53388509
Tech is basically like sports

Nobody is going to hire a 35+ year old boomer out of his prime to code

He's fucked.
Tech is for pill popping 24 year olds

>>53387350
99% of the people at these companies wouldn't even know how to leverage chat gpt to replace core job functions even if it could be done. They'll wait for some btb service to do it for them.

>>53386147
>working 20 years
>for the same company

>>53386147
>Been getting stock options since they were $2 a share
>Split adjust 1 share = 3000 shares
X current price
If he has even a fraction of the 10's of thousands of options he has gotten he should be rich af

>>53387125
>>53387350
It's not ai yet. Ai isn't ready yet to go into full factory mode. Chatgpt is just the appetizer of whats going to happen. This is a reflection of stock prices falling. When shares keep climbing the company doesn't care about expenses as much. As it starts to fall the ceos start asking who is actually providing money generation. The woke stuff, muh election data and such are all canned because ultimately those are soft power stuff, not money generating. Suddenly Google and other tech ceos don't care about latest liberal talking point. Because appeasing them costs too much now.

>>53386147
Imagine making 500k per years for 20 years doing nothing.

>>53386147
I would like to thank Jeremy Joslin to helping to make google the evil empire it is then watching google shit on him.

>>53387533
Take me back bros.

>>53386173
Plus his severance is gonna be really fucking good.

>>53388704
Once upon a time that wasn't a bad idea and you were generally better off that way. Obviously that idea has gone the way of the dodo nowadays.

>>53388747
You act like these retarded normalfags were smart enough to do the bare minimum investing with their money. I guarantee that 20 year worker (and the others) blew their annual salary every year without fail.

lefty narcissistic faggot gets fired, good

>>>/g/91054468

10,000 FAANG employees just hit the open market. Protect your job learn2codebros.

>>53388243
>>He's complaining about losing job online and the cost of his house
>be eurofag
>barely make 80k before taxes (take home around half of that)
>work 5 years
>still have more savings than a googlefag making 5 times as i do, for 20 years
well, i guess it is true then, that poor people are poor in their minds first.

>>53387629
>I own a house
>In London
yeah, so you are rich, no wonder your life is easy.

>>53386147
I love the views counter twatter added.
>1.8 million views
>only ~900 people actually gave a shit to support you
rofl

>>53387048
>make 800k annual household income
>not buying your house with CASH
what is this mental illness? why are americans like this?

>>53389320
working a registered job at all seems like an antiquated irrational idea in our era

>>53389416
But he probably has way more Funko Pops than you do yuropoor

>>53389619
i under people who collect figures (they look cool or whatever) but funkos is one thing i will never ever understand. they are ugly as fuck.

>everyone goes remote
>insist on staying remote
>thinking you deserve the respect of finding out you're fired any other way when your co-workers/boss/management haven't seen your face in 3 years and don't even remember what you look or sound like

yeah, no. this is the future they chose

>>53387048
These are the kind of shitters who shitted up Texas.

>>53388534
No it's fucking not. You're never out of your prime, the industry moves so fast you need to always be learning. If you can type on a computer and read documentation, you'll be fine. You're clearly a fag who doesn't know sports or tech because you are wrong on both of those accounts. Many sports will hire a 35yo veteran to anchor the lockerroom, be that leader for the younger rookies, and had good knowledge of the game.
>t. 25yo software developer and chad who played sports in college

>>53389380
based thread connector

>>53386173
>used to make
fixed

>>53389903
>25yo software developer
>chad
delusional code monkey

>>53387708
I thought it was 80 percent of the work.

>>53387777
digits

>>53389470
How the fuck doesn't this fucker get asphyxiated?

>>53389380
Holy shit lmao imagine getting dabbed on as you find out if you still have a job or not.

>>53387048
Divorce is in this cuck's near future. Guaranteed.

>>53388128
So why is he crying on Twitter of course he should be set for life but it's reasonable to assume if he's crying then there's something wrong

>>53386181
>Your personal items will be mailed to your W-2 address we have on file.
>(We already deactivated your badge without telling you)

>>53390583
How am I delusional? I played college hockey and was captain of the football team in high school. I literally am.

there is no loyalty

>>53387048
I can tell only 2 things for certain about the Reddit guy: 1. the kids aren't his 2. his wife is going to divorce him in a couple months and go back to fucking her "friends" she'd be so distraught in losing

>>53392252
>wife is easily influenced
that's right up there with "for sale baby shoes never worn" imo. high probability she's already talking with other men and planning an exit

Lel
I started a new job at an aeronautical company a few months ago. Within a week they fired a guy who had been working there for 30 years, without notice.
My probation is now up and since I decided I don't like these cucks because they're all boomers who still have the boomer corpo mentality, I will quit when they give me my performance review (which will be good because they can't find anyone young who works as well as I do)

REVENGE WILL BE SWEET

>>53390272
someone had to do it

>>53387350
That and their headcount balooned since 2019, microsoft went from 144k to 221k, but the market hasnt really grown at all to justify this expansion.

>>53386147
Working in silicon valley must be an absolute waking nightmare. I'd much rather chop wood in slovakia for a living.

>>53388509
>could of

>>53386147
>a billionaire complaining that a trillion dollar company fired him after 2 decades
oh no

>>53386147
this is why I don't check my email

>>53387152
no, they're too retarded to work
so they'll keep breeding anyway

I thought they were firing le heckin cringe Indians. Jeremy sounds a bit WASPy

Are you white compsci fags ok?

>>53392874
Did the varsity team call you captain while you were blowing them before the big game?

>>53387737
I just want Tay back. Give her back Bill Gates you fart sniffing motherfucker.

>>53394948
Why quit after review? Isn't that usually when they give out raises/promotions?

>>53386170
Email is preferable desu. Cleaning your wagie cubie and walking with a box full of crap while a security guard escorted you out the door feels awkward and humiliating.

>>53386147
>loyalty to a company that sees you as nothing more than a number
Imagine thinking your job is anything more than a means to collect a paycheck

>>53386173
>This faggot makes at least 400k a year and I'm supposed to feel bad for him?
He was an staff engineer (L6). Average TC is $485,947 USD and that's without factoring in all the stock appreciation he experienced.
>>53386808
>not if he lives in the Valley. Paying 10k a month on rent.
Realistically, he's the one CHARGING rent at this point. He started working in SF in 2003. Probably owns multiple bay area properties. One for himself and 2 other to charge lower tier codecucks rent

>>53387048
>>incapable of making basic life decisions
There are obviously many funny parts of this story, but one stands out to me:
going millions in debt for friends. He says he wants to move to texas, but his spouse would miss her friends

Now, friends are valuable, but not foreclosure or 7 figure debt valuable. Just move and make new friends lol. lmao even

>>53389903
>Tech is basically like sports
>Nobody is going to hire a 35+ year old boomer out of his prime to code
>He's fucked.
>Tech is for pill popping 24 year olds


>>53389903
>No it's fucking not. You're never out of your prime, the industry moves so fast you need to always be learning
That's exactly what the anon above is saying. It's like being a pro athlete. One year you have a contract, the next you might be out of the league. It's about your instantaneous athleticism, not built up experience and knowledge

>>53396512
Email is more humiliating especially when a bunch of the team is CC'd in the email and your faggot boss made sure to go on leave before sending it out. It was a really stupid fucking move looking back, I had access to a lot of important shit and could've easily fucked everything up for them if I wanted to.

>>53389296
Yeah.. this guy is set for life and he's complaining that he didn't get to say goodbye in person, kek I'm sure he can have a few good meals out instead with them jfc. Supposed he had to twitter post it.

>>53396919
spoken like retards who arent in the industry. there are some legacy systems that are critical to our customer and we have to keep this 47 yo guy on staff to keep maintaining it. its been like that at every job ive had, if you know a critical system really well you have a job for the rest of your life

>>53387737
Just get my McDonald's order ready, techbro

>>53386147
Man, even my old wagecuck gig at the airport was more kind about it
The manager bought me a burger and we relaxed at the airport for a little while after me telling me I was let go.

>>53389466
yeah dude let's just dump 3 million in savings on the mortgage and be housepoor

but I guess that's why they call you yuropoor

>>53398783
>i need a 3 million house
why not buy a 2 300k houses and keep the change? why are Americans so addicted to debt?

>>53386147
Perhaps if he actually went to the office from time to time he would have know as his boss would have told him face to face instead of by email, you remote working sack of shit

>>53396402
I had similar reasoning, it's because you can consequently lobby for raised pay wherever your going as well

>>53398835
no, he wouldn't have. it doesn't work like that.

>>53389903
>chad
>uses anime pic

>make 600k working remotely
>living paycheck to paycheck

>>53398835
Fuck you remote work is justified
Forcing people to drive to work when they can do it just fine from home is bad for the environment, chud

>>53386147
Cant imagine this hire and fire culture

On the one hand seems comfy to get a job faster since both sided can quit if needed and the entry barrier could be lower since you dont have to pay a fool for work or can leave work anytime you want

But then there is labor shortage/jobless time till the position is filled again/ found new job

In germany its 3 months of notice before you can go/ can kick out

>>53399226
>Can't enjoy tranquility, serenity and solitude

City fags are mentally fucked up in the head bondoubt about it.

>>53399274

Yes they are. Because when you take away the constant stimulation you are left alone with your own thoughts and that is terrifying for a cityfag.

>>53387048
just because he asks the internet for advice doesn't mean hes gonna take it maybe he just wants to see what they say

>>53398856
yea they send out emails because the boss's time is to valuable to waste explaining a message that can be conveyed through automation or delegation
>inb4 but muh emotional support

>>53399486
corporate jew lawyers and the shabbos goyim in HR don't want you to mince words and say the wrong thing which might insight a lawsuit. you're instructed to not say anything until the time is right, with the message being delivered through approved and supervised channels.

>>53398821
All of my coworkers have nice houses. If I get a smaller, slightly less nice house, what will they think? Did you think of that? No. That's why everyone you work with thinks you spend your paychecks on cocaine.

>>53388243
Cope

>>53399625
>oh noes, what would my peers think of me if i didn't spend all of my paycheck on useless crap and a big mcmansion?
i wouldn't put it beyond sois to think like this to be honest. that is a very plausible explanation.

>>53386147
Did he think that what he lived at google was something real?

>>53387235
Nah they're replacing all the whites with Indians.

t. just happened to me after 9 years, not at FAGMAN though. In my case they're still paying me to look for another job so I'm just milking that as long as I can since no one is hiring.

N

seeing techfags suffer is such an amazing feeling

>>53386147
Honestly, with the amount of layoffs they did, you'd rather have ut in an email. I've seen these slash and burn scenarios live, and it sure as shit ain't a happy go lucky "say bye to all my friends" shit. Half the people are sobbing, being Escorted out by security, and the other half are trying to look busy, trying not to make eye contact with those that were cut.

This dude sure thinks highly of himself to think he's above that chaos

>>53386173
yes