/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53380140
Nah, because then she’ll want to check mine and it’s full of random bitches I’m trying to fuck lol

>>53380158
based

>>53380140
>implying i ever had a gf
reddit you go

>>53380209
>it’s now a redditor thing to have a gf
Delusional fat retard

>>53380158
I have the same dilemma

>>53380158

BASED

>>53380158
this guy fucks

I've been using Signal for the last 6 or 7 years, and I have the 'disappearing messages' set at 1 week since forever. So I don't have too much of a text history available. She'd have to ask the CIA or NSA.

>>53380236
im 6'1 fit 185 pounds
just dont want a hoe to drain me, faggot

>>53380140
My gf doesn't have a code on her phone and lets me go through it.

>>53380140
Only mumus get cucked, OP.

>>53380254
This guy belongs on reddit

>>53380816
True.

>>53380158
>saturday night
>first post on new basicbitch bobo thread
>reallywigga!?.jpeg
>copes with wannabe "muh pussy errwhere"
>3 people kiss ass 1 has probably real bitches

good night

>>53381465
/thread

I can't, my gf went out for drinks with her friends tonight.

>>53381881
Oof its over for you

>>53381465
>>53381493
The absolute state of 4channer cope lmaoo

>>53380140
>my gf

>>53380140
>implying anyone on this board has a gf

>>53381881
“My gf”
…oh anon, Im so sorry but I just can’t stop thrusting.

>gf

>>53381881
Don't let the trolls get to you frogbro. My wife is away on a girls trip to Jamaica as we speak and I am here comfyposting on /biz/. WAGMI

>>53382107
kek

>>53380140
ha!

>>53382107
is this your wife?

>>53380158
>>53380245
Why not just break up with your girlfriend? Have you been together a long time and got tired of fucking her? Is sex with other women really that much better? Is she fat?

>>53380140
Lots of texts with someone named Tyrone. What does this mean?

>>53382737
That’s just her weed dealer, anon. Strictly a professional relationship.

>>53380140
>btc... will crash to... 20k
oh no!

>>53380750
Impressive

>>53380140
Fuck! It's bearish
>>53380254
people who use this phrase need a 12 gauge to the face

>>53383593
Why would anyone stay with a girl who was scared of what her bf might find in her phone? Clearly there's something in there she wouldn't like them to see by her own standards?

Last time when i did have gf was 8 years ago as 21 year old.. Now i only attract single moms and fat ladies i rather be alone. maybe i should start fucking prostitutes.

>>53385084
Lose some weight.

>>53385124
I am actually rather skinny.

>>53385144
Gain some weight.

>>53385164

>>53385164
Muscle, not fat to be specific

>>53380158
>natural 1

>>53380750
>natural 20

>>53380158
Same.

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>53380140
>>53380158
>>53380209
>>53380236
>>53381881
>>53382107
>>53382208
>>53383593
>>53385649

>>53385649
you can make it, I believe.

Imagine wanting to fuck girls and not even wanting to be paid for it lol. Imagine putting women such a pedestal that you want to please and serve FOR FREE. Imagine that you are such cuck that you delude yourself you are alpha by living for women.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>>53380140
you guys really that scared someone is fucking your girl?

>>53386155
If you think your girl isn't fucking someone else after 6 months of being with her you're naïve. Of course, if she still treats you good then maybe not, but if she is disrespectful then well

>>53380158
>s-same here

I just did and it wasn't even locked and had nothing but texts from her mom and sister, she didn't even have any friends or coworkers in her addresses. Now I'm kind of worried about my gf desu. Everyone needs frens, not sure how to broach this subject with her though.

>>53386585
You need to eat MORE EGGS

>>53380140
It will make you paranoid.
You'll notice if something is off, so that is the time to check it. But don't do that regularily.

>>53386650
If you think your GF is up to no good, it's because she is.

>>53380315
So you're short and fat?

My gf is a chubby 47 y/o single mom
I know she wouldn't cheat on me as I'm way out of her league. She's the best gf I've ever had and I have plenty of time to see other women and she doesn't really worry about it.

>>53380140
kek get liquidated bobo you wage slave

>>53380750
Why would anybody go through anybody's phone EVER? Just even asking that makes you look like a total psycho bitch. At that point, why even own a smart phone? Just get a dumb phone and keep an address book so the bitch can't read anything. There, god technology is so fucked beyond belief these days i can't even.

Why is this board filled with rich but no gf bros?
I mean I’m one of you, but why is it so common?
I have a childhood friend who literally delivers Uber at 30 and his body count is in 200s.

>>53380140
Don't need to, the only other men in her life are her father and brother. She wants to spend as much time with me as possible. Bullish

>>53387221
Not having a gf can be financially beneficial

>>53387511
But also lonely.
It’s like this: Once you don’t have shit no one believes in you. But once you’ve made it, you believe no one.
So you immediately start doubting any advances and think if its just for the money.
Man I hope AI companions can get here sooner.

>>53387669
You don’t need ai companions you just need prostitution to be legalized and/or marriage to become legal again

>>53387691
Nah you need to be a certain IQ level to have achieved financial freedom and at that level you could easily smell the BS of a woman that youve paid to fuck. The gfe shit only works on low iq midwits.
At least with AI even if you know, it’s less hassle and 24/7 whenever you feel off.

I love reading my wife's text messages.
I get off to my wife doing dirty texting with losers online and then blue balling them by ghosting them.
We'll be sitting together edging each other for an hour as she texts and send pics/vids of herself to some dude and then we fuck and cum literal buckets while he's still messing her:
>Lol u there
>Haha guess you got busy doing something, I'm here when you're ready :)

>having a gf that can speak your language
Ngmi

>>53387714
>The gfe shit only works on low iq midwits.
>At least with AI even if you know
wtf are you saying anon, also you deliberately ignored the part where I said marriage being legal would also solve this