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>always shower with the lights off

>> No.53362211
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>>53362124
Hi Dave
First Time Caller here,
Is it okay to be in debt to the Jews since they are God's Chosen People ?
Thanks

>> No.53362219
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53362219

>It takes less water to wash a dozen pairs of shitted pants than it does to flush the toilet a dozen times. Just shit your pants and throw them in the wash.

>> No.53362247

>beans and rice, every day

>> No.53362269

>showering
NGMI
Dirt falls off naturally after a few months

>> No.53362270

>>53362219

I'm dying lol

>> No.53362328

>>53362124
I do shower with the lights why am I not rich like dave

>> No.53362348

>>53362328
With the lights off

>> No.53362358

>>53362124
Why are old white dudes so fucking hot?

>> No.53363085

>>53362358
Get groomed

>> No.53363785

>>53362124
I am enjoying this bear market trend of ramsey posting

>> No.53363814
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>do your taxes yourself by candlelight

>> No.53363825

>save money on laundry by not wearing clothes

>> No.53363837

I literally don't shower, unless I'm literally dripping sweat and about to sit down to eat with other people, otherwise I just let it go, everyone asks me if I wash my hair or if I just washed my hair and the answer is always no

>> No.53363850

>power your home with a bicycle generator

>> No.53363872

>>53362124
Ramsey is based. Followed his plan for a few years and now I'm mortgage free, debt free and my wife doesn't need to work. Life is good. Stay poor with your cryptobro youtube advice. Kek.

>> No.53363940

>>53363814
>The Aspen sweatshirt

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>>53363872
We're in our 20s with hundreds of thousands of dollars in net worth trying to make it and you have to come here and brag about your shit box house you live in and you needed Boomer Dave to tell you how to do it
Nice 100IQ anon, very cool, remember to look both ways before crossing the street

>> No.53363985

>entertain yourself with hallucinations induced by hitting your head with a hammer

>> No.53364091

>>53363948
Typical poorfag cope. What's mommy making for dinner? Did you clean your room yet like your daddy asked?

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>>53363985
>We're in our 20s with hundreds of thousands of dollars in net worth

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>>53364091
>I have no argument let me just pretend you're poor and pretend you live with your parents
Yeah that room temp IQ lines up well with a Dave Ramsey fanboy
>>53364122
Okay probably most of the people here aren't (See Dave Ramsey retard from previous reply) but some of us are, we have nowhere else to even go talk about this

>> No.53364169

>>53362269
kek

>> No.53364227

>wipe with your hands to save toilet paper
>don't wash your hands to save water

>> No.53364273

>why pay for water when there’s puddles outside?

>> No.53364304

>>53364163
Because you are liar. You are broke as fuck living with mommy and daddy still. You spend all day here LARPing as a faggot in his 20s with 200k networth. Fake and gay. Prove me wrong.

>> No.53364376

>pull your teeth out instead of going to the dentist

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>>53364304
I gain absolutely nothing from a mouth breather like you believing me, keep coping and making up lies and stories about me I don't care, you have no value to me, kill yourself

>> No.53364500

>>53364122
>/biz/ was one of the first places where ETH and LINK were discussed
>/biz/ was created to contain BTC threads out of /g/ back in the early days.
You'd be surprised

>> No.53364618

>>53364385
That's nice little Timmy. Ok run along now and play with your legos. Remember bed time is at 9pm.

>> No.53364662

>>53362124

I actually lol'd. Thanks OP!

>> No.53364768

>>53364618
That actually sounds comfy, come tuck me in nigger no homo

>> No.53365243

>>53362219
Fucking kek

>> No.53365398

>>53362124
These are a incredible pieces of financial wisdom.

>> No.53365440

>>53362211
this. I dare someone to ask this

>> No.53365516

>>53362219
this doesn't work, a regular sized firm piece of stool will survive the wash cycle.

>> No.53365523

Please tell me this is real advice he's given before

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>>53362124
>Never shower without a shower beer

>> No.53365567

the quintessential senile, idiotic boomer

>> No.53365576

Save money on food by smoking meth

>> No.53365632

>You need a 10 trillion dollar emergency fund

>> No.53365676

>>53364304
>>53364618
Glowfag trying to data mine detected. Kindly kill yourself.

>> No.53365689

>>53362124
>Plays Daddy and gives retards optimal financial advice for midwit NPCs
>Gives stacies and chads a platform to low key brag about their money to a bunch of indebted losers (DEBT FREE SCREAM REEEEEEE)
>Gets to express utter contempt of normies and poors straight to their faces in the form of obvious advice that stupid retards need to hear verbalized for some reason
Not a bad gig

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>>53362219
Top kek

>> No.53366880

>>53365516
Eat at them Mexican joints like Uncle Julios, Chipotle and Taco Bell. Those bad boys won't be firm.

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>>53365689
Since 4 chan thinks my comment is spam, see pic related for the key to Dave

>> No.53367319

>Hi Dave, we have 20k in credit card debt, 100k in the bank and make a combined income of 450k so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what should we do?

>> No.53367390

>>53365576
This one actually works.

>> No.53367503

>>53367060
(((Bankers)))

>> No.53367508

>>53367060
kek 4chan can detect your cope, didn't read btw