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Anonymous Fri Jan 20 20:55:06 2023 No.53363110 [Reply] [Original]

>here is your government issued gf
>swipe right to see a new model
>swipe left to accept

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 20:55:54 2023 No.53363126 I accept.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 20:55:57 2023 No.53363127 s

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 20:56:19 2023 No.53363138 >>53363110 very nice hips and ass... but those feet and tits aren't doing it for me. do you have anything a little more substantial in stock?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 20:59:37 2023 No.53363182 >>53363138 Just go full architect mode on her anon. Get her preg and the tits will come in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:00:15 2023 No.53363195 >>53363110 >gross thick cankles right

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:02:32 2023 No.53363238 >>53363110 I can do better irl. I'd probably still keep her around as fluffer of sorts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:05:30 2023 No.53363303 >>53363110 It is possible to get a... errhhh... lets say a "younger" model

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:06:59 2023 No.53363336 7/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:07:35 2023 No.53363348 >>53363303 no

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:07:44 2023 No.53363351 File: 249 KB, 635x953, 7AD47598-91BC-4357-A65A-C6D8A429627C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53363303

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:09:04 2023 No.53363387 >>53363195 Do you want your children to break their ankles running to escape the homosexual mob during Pride Season?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:10:06 2023 No.53363408 >>53363387 hmmm hadn't thought of that...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:11:08 2023 No.53363434 >>53363110 I'm not settling for less than double Fs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:12:21 2023 No.53363464 too old and not asian next

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:13:54 2023 No.53363502 File: 1.76 MB, 200x356, waggie.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How's her personality though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:14:00 2023 No.53363505 File: 59 KB, 170x255, Chips_Handon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53363303 Of course. Do you have any specific age in mind?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:15:12 2023 No.53363530 >>53363351 >>53363505 16 is legal in all Europe

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:16:13 2023 No.53363548 >>53363530 Lets hear anon out first.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:16:40 2023 No.53363559 >>53363182 do tits really get that bigger after pregnancy t. all my knowledge about females comes from /h/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:18:03 2023 No.53363582 Is she lab-made? 100% bio or a cyborg mix? What non-human traits and abilities does she have?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:20:02 2023 No.53363614 >>53363559 Yeah, even during early pregnancy they get pretty big from the hormones she's being doused in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:20:21 2023 No.53363622 >>53363303 it's the cleanest, best pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:21:11 2023 No.53363634 >>53363622 I remember that episode from when I watched it ten years ago. He was by far the funniest guy on dateline. What did he think that would help him? lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:22:49 2023 No.53363654 but you still wont have a foreskin (im brown btw)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:26:27 2023 No.53363722 >>53363110 Nice bunions

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:28:10 2023 No.53363756 >>53363505 Nothing too crazy, mister, just want a female that still hasn't gone bad from liberalism and feminism, ya dig? Let's say 12.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 20 21:28:11 2023 No.53363759 >>53363110 I don't care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes