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>> No.53360561
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>FED'S WALLER: WE WILL NEED TO KEEP RATES HIGH FOR LONGER RATHER THAN CUT THEM BY THE END OF THE YEAR.
BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

>> No.53360560
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Puts will print

>> No.53360563
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FED WILL PIVOT THIS YEAR AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

>> No.53360580
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53360580

Anime and stocks name a better combo

>> No.53360579
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Stock market returns from 1851 to 1931 were negative. That's 80 years of buy and hold with nothing to show for it. It happened before it is happening again. I am sorry for your loss

>> No.53360581
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53360581

>reminder that a pivot doesn't solve anything

>> No.53360589

N

>> No.53360594
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Bull bros we're winning again!

>> No.53360595
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53360595

First for the milkies

>> No.53360599
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>>53360563
The Fed is taking direct orders from somebody with much more power from his maximum security prison cell. I have said too much

>> No.53360605
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>>53360579
1919 to 1949. 30 years. Prepare your anus circa 2019 to 2049

>> No.53360608
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>>53360581
kek, nice meme

>>53360580
Stocks and real tits?

>> No.53360612
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Am I the only one here about to start a Put on DR Horton (DHI)? Home Builder cancelations tripled last year and should start to show up on their earnings reports this year.

>> No.53360615

>>53360605
is that a negative return or a 0 return

>> No.53360619

FINANCE

PIZZAS

FOR

6

WEEKS

>> No.53360624
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>>53360605
>30 years of buy and hold """investing"""
Bobo is coming and you are not prepared

>> No.53360632
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>>53360619
Can't pass up this great deal

>> No.53360637

ericcson is down 4% do I buyed

>> No.53360644

>>53360619
where

>> No.53360647

Gotta love HUT. I bought 4 puts at $.85. Btc kept pumping but for some reason the put price was showing $1.14. Took a gamble and market sold and they all got filled for $1.14. I don’t understand it but I cleared like $120 in a couple minutes off of a $340 investment. Can anyone explain why this might have happened? Did I just get lucky

>> No.53360649
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53360649

ve haft dezided on ze nexzt black svan
be exzited

>> No.53360658

DUDE LOOK AT HOUSING COMPUTER

>> No.53360662
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>>53360599
Checked.

>> No.53360667

>>53360561
I wantchall to look at dis shit what the Fed's ridin' up on. Welcome 2 Hike Town.

WELCOME 2 HIKE TOWN!

>> No.53360673

>carmax pumping for no reason

>> No.53360677
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WRONG WAY WTF

>> No.53360682
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53360682

Woah black betty

>> No.53360684

>>53360649
WEF is (((predicting))) a massive cyber attack will take place in the (((next 2 years))) they are either going to take out the stock market, or take out crypto. My guess is Klaus wants crypto gone.

>> No.53360686

>>53360560
How do I ruler TA?

>> No.53360688

>>53360579
It was pretty much gambling back then since there was no reliable data to make decisions

>> No.53360689
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APOLOGIZE

>> No.53360693

>>53360612
It's got that retard strength for sure.

>> No.53360700
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53360700

Huh bobros? What should we do?

>> No.53360705

>>53360684
It's going to be for crypto based on all those "crypto billionaires" that have ended up dead in the last 12 months

>> No.53360707

>>53360608
>real tits
Depreciating asset fren

>> No.53360711

>Haven't bought eggs in years
>suddenly get the hankering for breakfast burritos
>want to make them from scratch
>eggs just so happen to be $7 a dozen
I won't do it. I'm not paying those prices, but goddamnit I want a breakfast burrito

>> No.53360715

>>53360579
at least all the low IQ spics and third world migrants will flee back to their shitholes if that happens

>> No.53360723

>>53360700
Get your balls squazeezled

>> No.53360724

>>53360647
Illiquid, retail-favored options chain. You're probably dealing with some Robinhood idiot rather than a Greek-calculating market-making mastermind quant.

>> No.53360727
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the $11 SOXL call at open was a double up. Easy money baby.

>> No.53360730
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>>53360711
There are always other alternatives anon, cheaper, more uh, sustainable and buggier alternatives.

>> No.53360732
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>shorted the QQQ today

>> No.53360733

>>53360684
doubt it will affect 401k's there would be a massive culling if people loose access to lifes savings. Instantaneous societal collapse and mayhem

>> No.53360738
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53360738

what are happening

>> No.53360742

fucking twitter faggot was wrong im unfollowing you you dumb shit.

>> No.53360744

Holy poompa

>> No.53360745
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.53360747
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>>53360647
https://vocaroo.com/1kOAXbMqwQDI


For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.53360751

>>53360724
I use robinhood to check out the current options price but E*trade to actually trade. What do you mean when you say retail favoring chain?

>> No.53360754

My stupid SI and CVNA puts are getting fucked right now
IT'S OVER

>> No.53360757
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>>53360738
The great pivot as prophesized in the ancient scriptures long ago

>> No.53360758

>>53360560
I feel like it will retest 400-410 again because the market is a retarded gorilla nigger

>> No.53360759

Stocks pumping: Dont fight the fed

Stocks dumping: The Fed is wrong

ALL YEAR

ITS GONNA BE ALL YEAR

>> No.53360767
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53360767

So wait.... I'm just going to keep making money?

>> No.53360781

>>53360561
That's all they've been saying for the last year, wtf are you even talking about

>> No.53360786

>>53360561
He's one of the most hawkish ones but he explicitly supported a 0.25% hike next month.

>> No.53360799
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>>53360767
wagmi lads

>> No.53360810

>>53360624
sorry i dont listen to poors

>> No.53360812

>>53360751
Something boring and huge like, I dunno, LIN, will have a different set of people trading it than a tiny crypto miner like HUT. They'll carefully choose LEAPS or adjust options positions after calculating fair prices and relative values and shit like that.

Robinhooders will just smash "Buy" on calls or puts.

>> No.53360814
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>No, female broker, I can't go to our lunch date. KO is nearing $56.

>> No.53360818
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>>53360700
uh... we're long term investors now...

>> No.53360822
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This little kilt nigger cost me about $4 in 2012. My hobby is an investment. Wish my stocks would do this more often.

>> No.53360826
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I fomoed in and bought the litteral top of s&p . You can short now

>> No.53360831
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you mother bitch WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING

>> No.53360833

>>53360781
the joke is that they keep saying this yet it keeps surprising pivotards

>> No.53360836

>>53360814
gawd dayum

>> No.53360848
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53360848

Who else buying more BOIL

>> No.53360856
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>>53360831
7 pixels decide your fate, anon. how do you feel?

>> No.53360861

>>53360814
Thats a man

>> No.53360864
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Making one today out of pfa tubing and pvdf fittings/parts. This shit is PROHIBITABLY EXPENSIVE. each of the little elbow or tee fittings costs us $29. The ball valves $130. You don’t even want to know what P multiplier we are using to mark the parts up. Communism anon would have a stroke so I won’t say but just know some water plant is getting seriously fleeced by the time our customer sells this to them.

>> No.53360866

>>53360826
What level

>> No.53360867

Moo moo is so euphoric for gree that they get a measly 2 or 3% and they start huffing their own farts about the bullrun starting.

>> No.53360870
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By the powers of the Federal Open Market Committee, I command your next particular trade to be really, really nerve-wracking!

>> No.53360876

>>53360867
cope

>> No.53360893

>>53360848
I will buy and hold into the weekend.

>> No.53360892
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>>53360867
i simply enjoy watching my enemies suffer. it's not about my gains

>> No.53360895

>>53360864
explain yourself Beanbag Buccaneers

>> No.53360900
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>>53360185
>>53360202
Reminder that this chart is based on the last Fed household survey, which is pre-inflation.

This calculator is too: https://dqydj.com/net-worth-by-age-calculator-united-states/

>> No.53360906
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>>53360730
Fuck you Klaus I'm not eating the bugs!!!!

>> No.53360909
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>>53360826
/biz/ball strikes again

>> No.53360914

>>53360864
>some water plant is getting seriously fleeced
So you're the reason utility stocks have been eating shit!

>> No.53360915

>>53360700
Don't include me in this, I'm a bobo but shorting here is dumb and gay. Short at 410-420 and when the VIX is nearer 30. Who tf would short here and not expect to get chopped up? Actual bobos are smart

>>53360831
This image caused emotional pain. What did you short

>> No.53360925

>>53360870
They litterally painted tom kenny red and filmed that scene in the bathroom. Quality animation made with that kind of passion is dead.

>> No.53360926

>>53360915
>410-420
>VIX near 30
Anon…

>> No.53360928
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shit and piss cant break 3940 and mumus are already celebrating

>> No.53360934
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>>53360867
It is not enough that I should succeed bobo, I must bear witness to your failures.

>> No.53360935
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>>53360900
>Top percentile is worth double than the one below it across the board

>> No.53360937
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>>53360915
>short when vix is high

>> No.53360940

>>53360848
Just sold my KOLD yesterday, so maybe idk.

>> No.53360945
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>>53360928
you were saying?

>> No.53360946

>>53360926
I meant when VIX is down, I'm lying down after a stressful week at work, my brain switched off 3 hours ago

>> No.53360947
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>>53360915
>Short at 410-420 and when the VIX is nearer 30

>> No.53360950

>QT is equal to raising rates
How true is this statement?

>> No.53360952
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53360952

NASDAQbros, is it our time?

>> No.53360967
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>>53360688
Price and volume is the only reliable data there ever was or ever will be. Stocks change, traders come and go, but the market never changes. You have been warned

>> No.53360970

>>53360867
You've gotta put into context the fact that this is OpEx week. It declines every time. We're still down 1% from last Friday, but the fact that it's showing this much strength to close out the week is pretty bullish.

>> No.53360981
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>>53360900
>mfw 35 and in 90%

>> No.53360980
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>>53360535
it's over
bobo, i kneel

>> No.53360982

And just like that despite all the feds warnings we have averted a recession. All time high eom

>> No.53360992

>>53360864
Make sure to mark it up an additional 100% to make that one anon seethe.

>> No.53361011

>>53360947
>>53360937
>>53360926
Fucking bullies I admitted my mistake
>>53360946

>> No.53361013
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>>53360915
everything
its ok though i'll sell some long in my other portfolio

>> No.53361021

>>53360900
>only 10% of 65+ year olds have enough money to retire
???

>> No.53361024

>>53360992
>only 100%
kek. The only thing we don’t make up over 100% is the pumps. But a 40% mark up on a single pump is still thousand of $ depending on the pump

>> No.53361026

Holy pump I should've just bought the calls

>> No.53361039

>>53361026
>just went to the bbby general
>not sure if it's legit retarded redditors or just trolls

>> No.53361040
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>>53360946
>>53361011
Sorry to hear that, fren. Hopefully you can relax into the weekend.

>> No.53361042

>>53360981
Adjust for inflation anon, you're actually in the 15%.
Better luck on your next cycle of death and rebirth.

>> No.53361044

>>53361021
SS and pensions aren't a part of your net worth

>> No.53361051
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53361051

Had a good short entry and should have sold. I keep underestimating Mumu retard strength

>> No.53361054

>>53361021
Yup. Everyone else is completely reliant on social security for food, medicare for healthcare, and casino penny slots for entertainment.

>> No.53361055

>>53360900
You got a chart with the 1%?

>> No.53361056

GIB MELTY

MOMMY MELTY MOMMY MELTERS! I WANT MELTY OR I WILL BE VERY BAD! GIB MOMMY MELTY!

>> No.53361058

>>53361024
Oh anon, I said an ADDITIONAL 100%. You should be marking it to 400% total. I will say it's pretty hilarious how much you can charge for a box full of Lego tubes and fittings.

>> No.53361062

>>53361039
Nah BBBY fags are never gonna make it t. Lost 500 in doing that shit last friday.

>> No.53361066
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I thought FOMC was today, apparently it was some nigger named Waller said he wants to see 25 pct hikes
Anything can still happen

>> No.53361072
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>>53361042
Probably 10% after the tax man has his way with me

>> No.53361078

I think we go down from here now, might buy puts

>> No.53361079
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MOMMIES MELTY OH SO MILKY! MOMMY MELTY NEVER FILTHY!

>> No.53361089

I'M ON A ROCKETSHIP TO THE GODDAMN MOON
NOTHING WILL EVER STOP BE AGAIN
NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

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>>53361078
>I think
>I might
some strong thesis brewing going on in your noggin

>> No.53361100

>ARKK actually outperforming SPY today

>> No.53361117

>>53361100
Cathie was only pretending to be retarded

>> No.53361124
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still shorting idgaf

>> No.53361125

>the news get worse
>Zog & Pozz 666 goes higher on pumping tech trash
Business as usual

>> No.53361127

>>53361100
>ARKK pumps on retard sentiment
No shit

>> No.53361129
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53361129

>>53361055
Well one personal finance blogger I trust calculated newer values for 2022, using a pretty reasonable definition of "rich". Sauce: https://www.financialsamurai.com/top-one-percent-net-worth-amounts-by-age/

>> No.53361130
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53361130

What are the good shorts on this pump?

>> No.53361134
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POOMPA

>> No.53361144
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>>53361094
I bought puts, 0DTE. Let's see what happens

>> No.53361146

>>53361066
I am once again reminding every /smg/ger to make this their homepage: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

>> No.53361153

>>53361129
Literally just looking at the second column that graph is garbage.

>> No.53361155

>SPY up 1.2%
>on no news

>> No.53361159
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HOLY FUCK I'M AT HIGHS NOT SEEN SINCE LAST WEEK!

>> No.53361161
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>>53361094
Good traders think in terms of probabilities.

>> No.53361164

>>53361100
>With the 10 year up 8bps
wew^lad

>> No.53361176
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>>53361144
gl anon. I'm holding calls that expire next week so hope we both win :)

>> No.53361182
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What the fuck was that

>> No.53361191

>>53361129
>$470k/per year income
Nice.

>> No.53361195

>>53360747
Was the source for that pic ever discussed? Do the up/down periods match irl market data? I see it posted but no one ever asks questions about it

>> No.53361198

>>53361153
>Based on my older Top 1% Income Earners post, we know that in order to be in the top 1%, you’ve got to earn at least $380,000 in gross income a year. The data comes from the all-knowing IRS back in 2016.

>However, in 2022, the top 1% income earner is closer to $500,000 a year due to inflation and a continued bull market until recently. That’s right. Inflation has boosted the income threshold to be a top 1% income earner by ~25% in just several years!

I'd say $470k is in the right ballpark if the top 1% salary was $380k back in 2016.

>> No.53361202

Squeeze it. We got 2 hours for 397, will be a 7x for my calls. Not selling

>> No.53361203

BUDDY LOOK AT MULN COMPUTERS

>> No.53361207

i always see thots advertising shit on fb in front of a mirror for like $100 or so. is this selling pussy in disguise?

>> No.53361213
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53361213

BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK BOBO?

>> No.53361217

>>53361203
delisted soon

>> No.53361224
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53361224

>>53361207
Maybe? Try messaging them and ask if they can come over to "model it for you".

>> No.53361231

>>53361198
No, I mean having the same top 1% income in every age bracket.

>> No.53361233
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53361233

>>53360970
I'm just not seeing it because the fundementals are so shit and inflation is just going to return if the fed doesn't kill it now. I know the fed is not as hawkish as some people want to believe but I don't see this either A: Becoming reality, or, if it does inflation is going to sky rocket like it always has historically and then the fed will be forced to crush it. Maybe we will get a volkner in office again. Inflation is really bad. The american consumer isn't going to be able to actually afford anything which will cause stagnation in the economy which will cause a bear market naturally anyways so moo moo is between a rock and a hard place. They are just to stupid to understand.

>> No.53361236

>>53361058
You start on Monday

>> No.53361246

>>53361130
i just bought ntm puts on kmx that are 2 weeks out

>> No.53361254

>>53361224
i don't think my gf would like that too much lol

>> No.53361257

You niggers becoming euphoric on one 2% day is a sight to behold. The most spectacular rallies happen in bear markets, the rally could be 20% and it's still irrelevant. Bear markets are euphoria, deep depression, renewed euphoria, deeper depression. Enjoy your 2%.

>> No.53361258

>>53361236
Would unironically take that job. I have absolutely no experience in that field and the job looks soulless, but it also seems comfy because it's a small business.

>> No.53361263

>>53360864
What kind of fucking magic space age plastic are those elbows & tees made out of to cost $29 a pop?

>> No.53361279

>>53360900
>20% of 30-34 year olds have 0 (zero) American dollars of net worth
Wish this was broken down by gender, I would think stay at home housewives would skew the lower numbers but maybe the situation really is worse than I could imagine

>> No.53361282

>>53361233
Reducing the rate increase is considered a pivot in the markets eyes. 25 bips a month for the next 3 months and we hold 5-5.25% till q4

>> No.53361284

>>53361258
It’s both soulless and comfy. I enjoy manufacturing and I like working a shop that’s not open to the public. Plus the hours are perfect for me 7am-3pm. Me and my boss were both in the military and are both early risers. We miss morning and evening traffic

>> No.53361288

>>53361078
youre early. we test the 396 channel again

>> No.53361290
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53361290

Remember Rocker, with your newfound free time this is the street corner you want to be standing on for your 'Say Anything' moment.

>> No.53361291

>>53361233
On a longer timeframe I agree, but for now it seems like this keeps running a while.

>> No.53361298

>>53361263
PVDF

>> No.53361299
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not selling so this is gonna be a regret post

>> No.53361301

>>53361257
You write like you swallow semen

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53361304

>>53361257
tl;dr thanks for the $$

>> No.53361305

>>53360900
>women think the average height is 6 feet and the average income is 6 figures
>that net income graph
No wonder dating is fugged

>> No.53361306
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53361306

>>53360732
>>53360738
>>53360677
>>53360700
>>53361051
>>53361124
this is now bear support general

>> No.53361307

>>53361279
>30-34 years old
>stay at home housewives
Also if that graph isn't retarded it'll combine married people or combine and divide by 2

>> No.53361308

>>53361176
Thank god I sold my puts at -5%. Fuck that

>> No.53361309
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53361309

>>53361231
Ah I get you. FS is very much like that /sci/ meme "You *should* be able to solve this" - "You *should* be this rich" so I'd expect the 1% threshold is way lower for the young half of the chart.

Aaand it looks like the autist at dqydj actually has the data on this: https://dqydj.com/income-percentile-by-age-calculator/

A 35 year old will need like $347k to be 1% in income.

>> No.53361324

>>53360900
Do more than 50% of 18-24 year olds really have >4k net worth?
That doesn't seem accurate given student debt

>> No.53361327
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53361327

>>53361306

>> No.53361333

>>53361254
Just tell the gf you wanna buy her some leotards.

>> No.53361334
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53361334

>>53361290
I'm gonna have to wear a sign and stand there aren't I?

>> No.53361351

how high is MULN gonna go lol?

>> No.53361353

>>53361254
That's perfect. Say you might want to buy the dress for your gf. Then when the chick shows up, if she's a hooker, you know the score. And if she's a cop pretending to be a hooker, you've wasted their time.

>> No.53361357
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53361357

Making and flaring pfa tube.
Step 1. Cut to length

>> No.53361368

>>53361357
what the fuck is this?

>> No.53361376
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Step 2: heat the end

>> No.53361378
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53361378

3900 hyper crab

time to sleep

>> No.53361381

>>53361282
Oh did the fed reduce rates? I have been workiing all week. When was the last fed meeting?

>> No.53361398

>>53361299
Sell homie.

>> No.53361399
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Step 3: once the end is heated jam it down onto a glaring tool. Slide a nut facing the flare and then one facing away. Heat the other end and flare it as well.

>> No.53361411

>>53360580
Slut kouhai clearly the best.

>> No.53361414
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53361414

>>53361305
>JPowell letting inflation run hot so more people can meet Stacy's retarded income threshold.
B-based?

>> No.53361417

>>53361368
He makes water treatment stuff.

>> No.53361420
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53361420

Now that it is flared on both ends we can use it to connect our fittings

>> No.53361423
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53361423

>>53361378
Closed all puts before the pump. It will continue to go up until tuesday, when it will mysteriously go back down. Can't explain that, it's science.

>> No.53361424

>>53361334
...and we still haven't watched that move on Movie Nite yet

>> No.53361427

>>53361324
Only like a third of people even go to college.

>> No.53361428

>>53361307
There's a ton of Mexican women who stay at home doing whatever the fuck while their husbands go wage at refineries, construction, etc. Basically the life of every 30 year old Mexican woman in South Texas at least from my experience, they get pregnant at 20 and stay at home with Gordo Jr. and Gordita as Gordo Sr. cleans oil tanks or sits in front of a computer at a refinery for 12 hours a day. If you're talking white women then ya I agree, shocking amount of single white 30 year old wamen (good riddance)

>Also if that graph isn't retarded it'll combine married people or combine and divide by 2
Good point

>> No.53361432

wasted fucking day. chased after gains and lost 90% of what i made this morning.

>> No.53361438
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53361438

>>53361398

>> No.53361439

Holy fuck can we break 394 on SPY?
Thanks

>> No.53361447
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53361447

VWA-LA our connection is complete. Now start cleanup and leave for the weekend

>> No.53361448

>>53361381
Several fed chairs have voted and stated for 25bip increases for the next 3 months.

>> No.53361449

>>53361327
>he doesn’t see the right shoulder forming

>> No.53361454

>>53361423
why not just long

>> No.53361457
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53361457

What's the highest acceptable level of total portfolio leverage?

How about the most leverage you would put into a single instrument?

>> No.53361461
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53361461

>>53361357
>>53361376
>>53361399
>>53361420
>/smg/ - How It's Made Edition

>> No.53361470

>>53361461
DO DO DO DO DO DO

>> No.53361475

>>53361457
All in on LETF's. 100% of portfolio for maximum exposure

>> No.53361491

>>53361457
I just lever up the play until its historical volatility is around 100. So roughly >>53361475

>> No.53361496

>>53361457
Buy futures contracts (10x -100x, variable depending on the contract) or options (100x)

>> No.53361503
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53361503

>not even a 2% day for SPY
weak

>> No.53361508

With VIX this low the markets will simply drift higher as interest rates (irrationally) drift lower.

>>53361282
We'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate well above (positive) 7%.
The notion of rate cuts for the remainder of this decade is ridiculous.

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>> No.53361512
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53361512

>>53361457
I do 3x tops.
>>53361439
I dunno that you really want it to pump that hard today for best bull trend case. Big tall dildo is flimsy and weak.

>> No.53361522

we definitely sell off at 394, right? or else I'm going all in on calls

>> No.53361532

>>53361475
3x is about as high as they go, so I will use that as my parameter. Thanks.

>>53361496
Options as futures traders hold a lot of cash

>>53361491
>>53361512
thanks

>> No.53361542

>>53361508
> We'll be entering the 2030s with a FED funds rate well above (positive) 7%.
That wouldn’t be a bad thing for the economy, I would love to get 7% annual return on risk free bonds

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53361554

>>53361510

>> No.53361557

>>53361100
since it's high beta garbage that's not uncommon on green days. ARKK > SPY days tells you something about the quality of the stocks that are pumping.

>> No.53361568

lmao jxn. looks like my leaps were +100% then -50% and now back to green

this time ill make sure to trim a bit

>> No.53361569

>>53361457
I'm trading futures x20 since 2018
you just need to manage your risk. I didn't get below 80% margin the whole 2022 and survived le big covid crash

>> No.53361581

>>53361554
This reminds me of the shake that bear video. It features a guy shooting a bear out of a tree and then fucking a girl on top of the dead bear.
https://www.redd.tube/video/8bbe66f8bbe38208cf1af1da2f1493512799a174

>> No.53361598

Now is the time for the final bear capitulation wave up

>3% VIX crush to lows
>dollar at support
>yields pulling back
>no resistance on SPY
>QQQ gap fill magnet

>> No.53361597
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53361597

>>53361420
c-can I do this with my foreskin?

>> No.53361600

vix is fucking worthless

>> No.53361606
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53361606

>>53361554

>> No.53361609

>META has a p/e of 13.26
>it's up nearly 12% since january 1
should I build a long term position in meta? Hasn't been this low since like 2015 and it's hard to bet against them since they takeover any social media competitor.

>> No.53361611

>>53361568
>JXN
Hidden tigers. Lmao.

>> No.53361615

>>53361598

Also

>junk bonds plenty of room to rally

>> No.53361618
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This can‘t be happening, Bobros. This was meant to be our time.

>> No.53361623
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53361623

>>53361554

>> No.53361627

>>53361609
>they takeover any social media competitor.
When did they buy TikTok?

>> No.53361638

>>53361609
I think the metaverse is dumb right now but I do think it will end up being WAY bigger than the haters think. I would probably start buying into META if I didn't already have exposure with BULZ.

>> No.53361642
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53361642

>>53361606
y no market go duwn 5% errday

>> No.53361640

>>53361581
What the fuck lol

>> No.53361647
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53361647

Any anons use IBKR TWS? I use ThinkorSwim and I want to open a cash account on IBKR and lie so get approved for lvl 2 so I can gamble options and was wondering how TWS is? I would open a TDA cash account but I don’t know if they would approve me for lvl 2 options

>> No.53361649
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53361649

>>53361618
some big earnings like MSFT next week
..and TSLA baggies will get rekt next week earnings too

>> No.53361652

>>53361618
It's over

>> No.53361653

>>53361638
Agreed. They're cutting costs hard and at anytime the can just stop the r&d if it gets too out of hand.

>> No.53361657

>>53361649
we're gonna have the biggest most retarded pump in history when those earnings come next week

>> No.53361663
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53361663

>>53361657
The time has come, and so have I.

>> No.53361680

>>53361663
Powell is hitting that

>> No.53361687

>>53361649
So I should short tesla is what you are saying

>> No.53361690

Im ready to lose everything.

>> No.53361695

>>53361647
TWS is fine. The only annoying part I've found is the data subscriptions. I mostly trade on their mobile app anyway though cause I'm lazy.

>> No.53361701

>>53361647
He actually has a high probability of survival shooting at that angle. What a retard.

>> No.53361709
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>>53361638
meta was just a rebranding so fags would provide liquidity because the facebook name was tainted. they would of crashed even harder without rebranding

>> No.53361708
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53361708

>>53361680
Probably!

>> No.53361710

So if we are going to pump does that mean the dollar is going to go down? Should I sell my shares of GOLD is what I am asking

>> No.53361712

>>53361657
>new tax year
>tech pumps back up
>earnings are "good"
wtf why are (((they))) building positions now?

>> No.53361714

>>53361663
she is the feds communal hole. They creampie her before each meeting

>> No.53361722

also TLT is forming a double top on the daily

>> No.53361723

The top is in, next stop 3800 on the shit and piss 500

>> No.53361736
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53361736

>>53361714
Why do you think she's so doveish all the time?

>> No.53361737

>>53361687
TSLA earnings on Wednesday wait until Tuesday because retards will pump it further before the next leg down. MSFT is on Tuesday so it might be the start of a drop or another pump. I'd just wait anyway

>> No.53361745

>>53361246
Not bad
I was looking more at Wayfair, Silvergate, and ally

>> No.53361750

>>53361647
>That's what Jared Taylor is doing now
Dang, rough life out there
>>53361649
bobos in for the start of what will be the greatest bull market, ever

>> No.53361768

Every sell at a profit is taxed right? Is there a way to tax only net profits? Like if I buy and sell the same stock 3x, selling the peaks and buying the valleys?

>> No.53361781

>>53361714
I believe it, all those old fags were the first frat kids back in the day

>> No.53361783

>>53361657
If they are good, shit and piss is going to be dragged to 420, if they are moderate, more crab, bad, see ya at 350

>> No.53361791

>>53361768
Depends what your net income is and how long you held the stock. For the most part, it's all taxed.

>> No.53361799 [DELETED] 

>>53361454
If number go down why would I long? That's retarded.

>> No.53361804

>>53361783
why 420 or 350?

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53361807

>>53361799
Is it, anon?

>> No.53361812

its gonna feel like a long weekend for me reading hopium.

>> No.53361817

>>53361768
It's all taxed but I believe you can just tax it all together as one sum, when you file your taxes there should be like a "various short term sales" or something similar option and it'll just treat it as if it's one sale together

>> No.53361821

>>53360684
it's going to be literally everything in order to force a sterile nu-internet in which you're required to use a biometric government ID to access everything because the old Internet is rendered completely unusable due to DDOS or viruses or whatever. people won't care about it after their bank accounts are drained

>> No.53361834
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53361834

Opex days are probably just free money huh.
>market is green the day before, puts
>market is red the day before, calls

>> No.53361847
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53361847

This is the most niggerish pump I have ever seen

>> No.53361849

>>53361376
We have a heat gun like that for sealing the cellophane-like stuff we put on the top of our liquor bottles. Shit's pretty cash.

>> No.53361853

>>53361649
They'll only really get fucked in the q1 earnings because they started discounting to a degree that should cost them most of their margin

>> No.53361855
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53361855

Seriously don’t sleep on shake that bear. Today of all days it is appropriate to watch this tastefull pornographic video depicting heterosexual sex acts on top of a recently killed bear

>> No.53361859

I'm green on my VOO. I don't like holding over teh weekend. Might sell and come back another time or is this the reversal?

>> No.53361863

>>53361817
Cheers I'll check it out

>> No.53361866

>>53361768
sounds like you'd end up with tons of wash sales lel

>> No.53361869
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53361869

>>53361847
>He wasn't around for all those pump up sneakers back in the 90s

>> No.53361876

>>53361855
>it's only her hands that are on the bear
kinda lame desu

>> No.53361875

>>53361859
You say trade VOO?
Anon…

>> No.53361891

>>53361859
VOO is the stock you just buy and hold and keep buying, you're selling and buying VOO every week?

>> No.53361898

>>53361859
>the reversal
you mean the time when it goes up and up and never again below yesterday's close? Not happening.

>>53361869
Save my webm, niggatownbro >>53360561

>> No.53361902

>>53361866
>Every sell at a profit
Not a wash sale.

>> No.53361903

>>53361542
>I would love to get 7% annual return on risk free bonds
You won't. There's too much currency(debt) in the system already to not over-subscribe any desirable new debt issuance.
T-Bills with around 6 to 9 month duration might get close to the FED funds rate but anything longer than 12 months will be ridiculously under the FED funds rate.
The longer the duration, the lower the yield. "Risk-free attributes" will cost you yield.

>> No.53361905

DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR BOBROS? DEATH TO ALL MUMUS

>> No.53361910

It's going to dump 0.5% now. Mark my words

>> No.53361911
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53361911

>>53361898
I actually tied to post it and it gave me an error because you posted it lmao.

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>>53361859
>trading VOO
good meme anon

>> No.53361932
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53361932

Anons where is it going?

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>>53361905
>Volkssturm

Bobo this is only the beginning. Don't hurt yourself

>> No.53361952

>>53361902
ah you're right. good catch.

>> No.53361953

>>53361903
Just ladder T-bills
Not rocket science or buy VTIP

>> No.53361954

>>53361912
>>53361898
>>53361891
>>53361875
was gonna sell and buy jepi since this market is still doing its fuckery, but i know the moment i sell well be in a bull run from here on out

>> No.53361961

>>53361859
Never heard of options?

>> No.53361965

>>53361911
lel, I'll make a second version just for me then by changing the bitrate slightly

>> No.53361987

>>53361736
I just want to rub coconut oil all over that body

>> No.53361988

>>53360535
COIN KANGZ WE EATING!!

>> No.53361989
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https://www.fool.com/investing/2023/01/19/ioneer-stock-doe-loan-nevada-lithium-mine/

This Australian company ticker is IONR
Biden just gave them 700 million dollars for their Nevada lithium/boron operation. Production estimated 2026 if the BLM approves their operation. EST Quarter 1 2024.

>> No.53362002

>>53361954
What they're trying to tell you is that VOO is for long term, not intraweek trading. That's what SPY is for. I think the reason is liquidity, I'm not sure.

>> No.53362007

>>53361961
oh yes i have. i lost a shit ton of money the past few years gambling on them

>> No.53362011

>>53361932
up

>> No.53362013

>>53361989
>Already gigapumped to $23 last week
Nah

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>>53361932
Up or down, possibly sideways

>> No.53362053

Baking!!!

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>>53361910
oh look it's going even higher who would have thought

>> No.53362058

BOILbros... I am annihilated...

>> No.53362065

>>53362021
How much do they charge per hour?

>> No.53362071

>>53362054
Yeah big surprise. The only way it might dump is at the very end of the day, and I wouldn't count on it.

>> No.53362093

>holding NRSN, VVOS, PRE at a loss
should i hold or sell?

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>>53362054
DUKE MARKET

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>>53362013
So, buy it during June you fucking faggot. It is going to pump enough lithium for 370k cars for decades when its up and running. You can literally 10x your money if your a patient non retard.

>> No.53362127

>>53362102
Sounds too gay to be true, eat a dick

>> No.53362153

>>53362037
>>53362037
>>53362037

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Divvie chads....

>> No.53362212

>>53361989
>>53362102
>>53362127
Kek I'll see if they estimate FCF, it's probably a complete dud

>> No.53362244

>>53362093
A good rule of thumb is: if you wouldn't buy more of something, don't hold it.

>> No.53362481

>>53361581
Why the fuck are honkies like this?
Stupid fucking cunts, I don't feel bad when I hear about niggers and Mexicans taking over America. Not at all.

>> No.53362484

>>53362160
you invest in spy while you're working, near retirement when you need divvies you buy KO and divvy stocks

>> No.53362870

>>53362481
you guys don't do this your country?