/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53357694
women love a frogposter. keep posting frogs and whining about being a loser and one of them will wrap their hot wet pussy around your cock, GUARANTEED.

>>53357694
my wife unironically likes pepes and apus

>>53357739
So true.

>>53357798
based
mine just thinks they're silly

OH GOD IMAGINE CUDDLING AND DIGGING YOUR COCK INTO A WET WARM PUSSY AWHILE SHES GOING HOYYY HOYYY FUCK ME I LOVE BEING YOUNG AND FERTILE AND FULL OF VITALITY FUCK ME HARDER OH GOD MY TITTIES ARE SHAKING AND YOU'RE THRUSTING HARDER AND HYPERVENTILATING FULL OF EXTASY TELL ME HOW IT FEELS TO NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS YOU DONT HAVE TO IM IN THE SAME BOAT FUCK ME HOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>53357694
Not true. You can buy almost any woman for 100k easy. Pussy cost like what 100 bucks. Shits cheap

>>53357694

Easier to become a millionaire than get a hot gf, definitely. I could get an overweight gf or ugly gf and have had them before but I’m unable to get even a 6/10 gf. 28 and NW is 800k with 275k income

>>53357846
Would you date a rich ugly woman?

>>53357841
Sex with a lover is the best thing

>>53357694
how do i get a gf /biz/?

i got 200 eth from ur financial advice and now need to know how to use it to get a gf

>>53357694
Are you a millionaire?

>>53357865

Depends how rich and how ugly but I generally prefer a broke attractive gf to a non broke ugly gf, my last gf was fat and ugly and had a decent amount of money but I was not satisfied

>>53357739
t. actual loser (probably a faggot too)

>>53357915
i have a gf. i had sex last night.

>>53357881
Made 740k last bull run, not a millionaire but close. No gf in sight, girls literally are repulsed by me.

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>>53357798
Same

I guarantee you that I could make 2 million more dollars before I could get a loyal non-fat 6/10 white girl with no tattoos.

>>53358006
I am 29 and I have kissed girls and had sex once.

>>53357694
4chan told me that girls love tall guys. I am 6'3 and never had a gf. 4chan also told me girls love white guys I am white and I have blue eyes and and never held hands with a girl.

Stop being such a fucking weirdo and maybe you would land a girl. Even uggos get chicks if they arent weird and know how to make them laugh

>>53358034
Girls are scared by intense autistic men who want their pussy so bad they come across like a game hunter while also having no confidence in themselves.

>>53358034
Are you ugly? Also what’s the size of your nose?

Sometimes I'm honestly confused if you're all memeing?
I've been with 30 girls and it's been literally easy - just pick the 7/10s and be marginally entertaining and clean, it's literally that easy???
Sometime you'll get a 6, Sometimes an 8, Shit os the easiest thing in the world.. just go outside wtf women want to be pursued, you just need to actually make absolute minimal effort
At some point, when you have four or five in parallel, it gets even easier because they can't handle not being permanently desired so they'll throw themselves onto you even harder

In contrast, I've never had more than 5k to my name, and not for a lack of discipline or consumerism, some of us have to pay for a living and regardless of what the Internet has you think, no, becoming rich is not as easy as it sounds.

If some incel anon is willing to trade their money for my prowess, I'll guarantee you'll have sex within the year, will cost you 100k - if you didn't, won't cost you a dime - yeah, didn't think so

>>53358126
This is bullshit I don't talk with girls because I sit every day in my room. I only go outside to go work or to buy groceries. I no clue how to even meet girls let alone talk to them.
>>53358144
I would say average I have no deformities or anything like that.
>Also what’s the size of your nose?
What is this for a question? I guess my nose is kinda on the bigger side but nothing out of proportion.

>>53358228
larp
doubt you could make me get a girlfriend

>>53357999
Show them your bank balance.

>>53357694
get a passport

>>53358248
See, that's your problem. You can't even fathom someone else getting girls easily, how are you ever going to believe in yourself?
Women smell that shit, you reek of insecurity from three miles away

>>53357999
I'd be repulsed, too, if you behave anything like you carry yourself on here where people find you repulsive singularly because of how frail and non confident you present yourself, how would any woman ever think about letting you lower her own perceived social status by submitting herself let alone her vagina to you

>>53357694
I'll sell you my GF ( she's a church going, big booba, socially inept, sweet girl, body count of just 1: me) for $1M USD right now OP. If I managed to get one broke I'm sure I can get another one with a cool mil in my pockets. I like hoes anyways and my girl is a little too good for my taste, If I'm not being cuckolded I'm not happy in my relationships.

>>53358228
haha yeah just memeing I actually sex girls all the time, penis in vagina am i rite haha

>>53357904
I'm greedy as fuck. I'd gladly trade in my attractive broke gf for a rich ugly gf.

I had about a dozen girlfriends before I met my wife and had 4 kids; make 100k as an engineering supervisor

I am a 5'8 manlet with decent looks, my personality got me farther with women than anything else

When I read about the guys on here who can't get a gf, it just makes me think you're an insane autist with zero confidence or have no ability to carry on a conversation

>>53358228
Things that never happened: the thread

>>53358529

Where do you even meet women bro. I have to use dating apps and get nowhere

>>53358018
>>53358006

....how? How do you go that long with having sex once or not at all? I literally look like the chud meme and somehow I've had sex with 7 girls and I'm 21 years old. Seriously

>>53358638
I used dating apps for all of the girls I've had sex with minus one. She came to me and was infatuated with me for some reason, her being the only girl to ever feel that way about me.

>>53359357
I am scared of women

>>53359423
I used to be but now it's just contempt, except for the 10/10s, I can't help but have my heart start beating really fast around them and I have to really stop myself from looking

The frog index of this board is over 50%. We are going forward.

I have never seen this posted in any of these threads: learn to dance.
That's it. Learn to dance with a woman. I'm 5'8 with 7/10 looks, but I am super confident and know how to DANCE WITH GIRLS. They fucking love it. Hold her hands and just vibe to the rhythm, learn how to spin her, and don't be afraid to grab her waist. It would be best to take dancing classes if you've never interacted with women, otherwise, you're going to be too scared to approach a girl at a club/party. You are initiating physical contact - that's super important. You display your confidence - you're carrying the dance. You're both having fun doing something together - who doesn't like that?
It always was this easy anons, I don't know why nobody ever tells you that. It makes me think nobody here actually interacts with women, let alone fucks.

>>53357694
It's easier to get a gf than to become a millionaire. 27y and never had a million.

>>53360719
You’re a disgusting brown skinned spic. Enjoy those wide jawed thin lipped small eyed goblinas you dirty Mexican

>>53360719
A girl wanted to dance with me once, but I denied on the account of men being unable to dance

>>53360719
I know this but I'm still mildly overweight and need to get lean before I can take classes
I'm a manlet, I literally cannot afford to not be lean

>>53360793
lmao I picked a random gif of a couple with no skills dancing and having fun, sneed and project harder

28 never had a million dollars

>>53359357
pretty easy, just go with the "dude chill don't worry it will happen" meme and guess what, nothing ever happened

>>53360816
That's cope and you know it, go to classes and this will additionally motivate you to work out to lose weight. As long as you smell nice, the girls won't mind. You go to classes to learn to dance, not to date.

>>53360966
I'm in boxing classes and I do biking and sprints during the week, I've been actively losing weight for months now nigger
I'm not good enough yet, they can't see me like this, I was an athlete growing up but I fell off the wagon and fell into a black hole when the lockdown shit started and last year I finally started clawing my way back

>>53361096
Hahah do as you wish, that's great that you're already working out. But remember that it's only (you) who is holding (you) back to just say fuck it and go dancing with some bitches. It's all in your head - you care more than they do. Live in the moment. You might not have the privilege to live another day.

>>53361249
First impressions are the most important, I'm tired of having first impressions with me being fat, this ends now, I will get lean in the coming months and will be able to start meeting more people again
I will NOT be "the kinda fat guy but hey did he start slimming down recently?"
I will be back to "he seems healthy"
My fat phase will be swept away, nobody must know what I did

I got a gf my last year of HS and made her my wife like any sane man. Really paid off when she was the one that got a college degree

>>53359357
It's just as baffling to me how kissing and having sex is a normal thing that happens to others as you are baffled by my situation.

>>53357694
you can have my gf if you make me a millionaire

>>53361343
I believe in you fren, keep this energy up and YGMI, you're already doing better than most

>>53357739
Literally happened to me
I'm not kidding
Last year a girl told me she was concerned about how many "Pepes" (they were Apus, you uncultured WHORE) I had saved to my phone (over 2,000).
This year I met a Colombian woman
>Me encanta Pepe!
Keep frogposting.

>>53361426
Thanks fren

>>53357872
I lost my virginity to a woman I didn't love. She was sweet but didn't realize I was a virgin so she was pissed at me afterwards and left. I had sex with a girl I actually did love a few weeks later. That was better but it honestly isn't what people make it out to be. The only thing that it relieves is the psychological tension of "Would I be able to do this?"

Not worth it at all in my opinion.

>>53358327
Smartest post ITT

>>53357694
Ive had allot of good-looking girlfriends. Ive honestly dated and mated several tens and counless 7s and 8s. Married to a hottie now who is ten years younger then me and very traditional.

I make between 80-100k depending on how much work i get (trades)and have never had more then 10k cash saved my whole life. I dont own my house and buy a 5 year old car every 6 years. Im not poor but im closer to poor then i am rich.

Im 6'4" and very fit, handsome and funny. Thats all there is to it. Shits easy to me. I wish i had the risk tolerance to get rich off memecoins or start some sort of company, but it's just not in me. If i were you id just buy pussy frankly.

>>53361962
>6'4" and a family but you're too much of a pussy to make any real money
The duality of anons

>>53358327
Does this work outside of SEA? I'd be up for Eastern Europe since I heavily prefer White women.

>>53357694
I will unironically teach you how to get a gf for 1 million usd