/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53348511
2 more weeks

>>53348519
At this point, that might be unironically true.

>>53348511
"The music is about to stop"

Kek they said that for the last two years since the covid crash. Music is still playing

>>53348511
NINTENDO?

>>53348511
OH MY GOSH
JUST LIKE THE MOVIES
OH GEE THIS.IS.EVERTHING!

Cashgang, we just keep winning. I can't wait to slurp all the cheapies in 2024 ($800 BTC, $50 ETH, 10c LINK).

Woah. Like in the movie? You know, the one where they say that exact line. I think it was called Margin Call. Yeah. I think that's where I heard that line before. Crazy. This is just like in that awesome movie with all the cool actors when they said that line and they were all very serious in the room at night. He just looks out the window like a badass and just drops that line on them like it's nothing. Fuck man. And now it's real life. Holy shit. Goosebumps, bros. Goosebumps.

>>53348562
>10c LINK
Overpriced

>>53348537
The covid crash never happened, as our govt propped our markets up with free money. It's finally catching up to us.
everybody will get GIGA fucked when the music stops

>>53348591
most boomers are in cash collecting fat dividends in Vanguard money market ETFs collecting 5% interest. A lot of retail is in cash right now thats why nothing will happen

>>53348562
80k 5k 10c, almost!

I've made 100% of my financial decisions based on random jpegs of Twitter posts found on 4chan.

>>53348511
I think capitalism is broken. I see way too many smart able bodied white men working in positions that don't use them to their fullest potential.

Inside here at Goldman. It's true. Even worse, he said this after letting us go, probably to rub it in:
>The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind.

>>53348511
Nothing makes me happier than techies and other subhumans getting laid off.

How do you layoff a "floor"? Aren't there cross functional cross floor teams?

>>53348608
>implying retail investors has a significant impact on the market
opinion discarded

>>53348683
Techbros, how could this happen to us? It's not like we were in a bubble or anything like that...

>>53348511
Buy signal

>>53348511
>the music
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhH87Ub0uDc

>>53348744
This is unironically satanic
earning half a million dollars for writing code is retarded

>>53348511
> literally everyone on this board when I posted tech lay off numbers from last year
>hurr durr tech layoffs don't affect me
>layed off
> oh no how could anyone forsee this?

You best start believing in recessions lad, you're in one.

>>53348511

LET'S FUCKING GO, MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>53348812
Pop goes teh weasel

>>53348511
Fine by me, I'm already 100% in fiat money and real money (BTC).

>>53348637
This.

>>53348744
he just made this post to brag, nothing to do with removing taboos, also the music is stopping for spoiled web devs like him

>>53348744
This is like 1% of 1% of developers.

>>53348542
My dad works there!

>>53348577
This unironically makes me want to believe it more. If you have ever worked at places like GS you know these people love all those corny movies and quote them all the time.

>>53348744
>lead engineer in tech
anon, he's likely working during all of his waking hours.
my boss literally works 12 hours a day at odd hours because he has to interact with both US and India teams. i don't think you can pay me enough to wake up at 3am every day to listen to an Indian speaking indecipherable English for two hours.

TWITTER SCREEN CAP ITS OVER

>>53348932
I fucking love Sarah Banks bros

>>53348981

>>53348932

uh... that's not what animals look like...

>NASDAQ -25% on the year
>the music is about to stop bro
Lmao

>>53348860
Not really, if those companies are making billions a year, their business hinges on quality software, and only have a small group of lead engineers, it could even be worth it to pay millions to make sure they're getting the best.

https://twitter.com/TrackInflation/status/1616099245529907202?cxt=HHwWhICyufHsxO0sAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHA

these are a combination of cost controlling and a.i. adoption
the number of jobs that will be completely replaced by a.i. by 2030 will be mind blowing, and the companies that achieve it soonest will be the survivors
take your average mid sized company, maybe 5000 employees, how many people do you think they have in finance/accounting? 20-50 would be normal, but in a few years it will be less than 10, and ultimately just a few.

>>53348537
>Music is still playing
like it does right before it stops. imagine being in a plane that's had its wings blown off and saying "plane is still flying."

>>53348616
5k eth in 2024 would be incredibly underwhelming

>>53348511
https://www.thelayoff.com/t/1kJtov6W

>>53348519
Let hopw so, I still need 2 or 3 weeks to get ready!

>>53349053
My mom's fiancé has 3 senior level jobs plus a remodeling business on the side that he owns and goes out to lunch/dinner with me all the time. I've never met anyone higher up who actually works harder than me in my life at any company.

>>53348537
Terribly shittily though you fuckin dumb neckbeard liberal

You have to be braindead.

>>53349978
are they though? Dont all those bloated tech companies post massive losses year after year?

>>53348744
>Mental Health | ADHD | Dogs

>>53348683
Why did it go back down in December?

>>53349143
Underrated

Amazon laid off a bunch of workers too

will the little lib goys vote for biden again even when they don't have jobs?

>>53350338
12-15k blow off nov of 25.

>>53348511
>Bobos are resorting to fake layoff FUD
Bullish, they don't have any real FUD left.

I work at pfizer and they just had a round of layoffs earlier this week, it's crashing from all sides bros. Stay safe.

>>53348577
https://voca.ro/1dxHVSAc2jlH

>>53348725
You never worked in sales. We call it the sales floor you moron fuck. We refer to the sales cattle as the floor. The floor is hot today. My floor is shit. Get it?

>>53348537
>Music is still playing

>>53353093
anon they're professionals. they knew they were being fired before they were actually getting fired. GS probably already made sure more than half of those employees have jobs at this very moment. they just split their taxes due into lawyer fees considered most likely - one slick cutoff, simple and separate from each tax form - right into 2023 for their sake.

>>53348897
kek

>>53348511
>random twatter screenshot
Sales chads are always the last to be laid off

>>53348511

>>53352152
Most of our layoffs are in stores and PXT. AWS basically unaffected so far. My team is fine, good opportunity to PIP some useless low performers and replace them with experienced internal hires. Check back in six months though, if things spiral downward I’m less confident in my job.

>>53348897
I was one of those thinking it wouldn't affect me
now I'm unemployed since November, with no job in sight

the good news?
I've got savings to last me 2 years
the bad news
I won't be able to stack as much BTC as I wanted before the next bull

>>53348511
"The music is about to stop"
>IT'S JUST LIKE THE HECKIN MOVERINO, BASED!

>>53353550
started off strong but then you stuttered

>>53348511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd8jh9QYfEs

>>53348591
God i hope so

>>53348511
i sent him the message for the lulz. twitter fags are so retarded.