/biz/ - Business & Finance

No niggers general

niggerlicious

Is it time to re-enter AMRS?

i have $3 cash left in my account

I want to be worthy of a woman

GNS

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

allow me to show you the recent arrivals

>GNS gets halted after 4 seconds of trading after previous halt

>>53345107
Whats the play on GNS? Looking to make some quick money.

>>53345102
lol these russian/sandnigger hybrids man, lol

never been so bullish in my fucking life.

>GNS gets halted after 28 seconds of trading after previous halt

Halting a stock should be illegal.

This is your market referee for the next months

>pump and dump pumps and dumps after x seconds

Lovely thread

IM BUYING 1000 DOLLARS OF AMAZON STOCK. IT IS TIME. I ONLY HAVE 10K.

>>53345119
Not if your getting 7% yield and reinvesting it back in the stock. Compound interest basically.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53345119
and they're definitely relevant and they will help you become financially indepedent

>>53345119
>If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.
But with dividends I don't have to time the market.

>>53345162
Where is the cat? Only an underage naked thot

>>53345162
white pride worldwide
>hank hill ass tho

What stock would she buy?

are you spending, anon?

>>53345172
>help you become financially indepedent
Stock welfare is gonna make you financially independent lol ok

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-officially-hits-debt-limit-begins-extraordinary-measures-to-pay-bills-161812975.html
extraordinary measures like paying your bills later with interest

>>53345189
ulta/lulu

NRSN

>>53345162
im an ass man but good lord...
i wish i got to experience some nice teddies in my life.

so much for a fucking market when they halt it every 5 seconds.

GNS halted after 27 seconds of trading

>>53345192
My only real expenses are my rent, food and my Internet bill

I'm not bearish enough

>>53345189
I hate this bitch so much it's unreal.

Oil

Screencap this

theyre killing off momentum until people get bored and volume lowers.

>BBBY is having to borrow money just to have bankruptcy proceedings

when they go bankrupt and the stock disappears the baggies will be finished. I can't wait to see the meltdowns

>>53345248
I talked to her this morning, let's just say she did not have too many good things to say about you as well

>>53345194
my dividend income is very close to my annual expenses to the point if i cut back minimally i'd be financially independent

my dividend income also grows annually (and compounding) at a rate of 10-12% with reinvestments and 7-9% without reinvestment.

so yes, dividends have already made me basically financially independent.

>>53345259
still baffled that anyone bought calls on this shit.

>>53345279
all the leddit fags "MUH MOASS" "HODL" "BURN THE HEDGIES" it's comical

>>53345251
Now what?

>>53345259
Bullish.

being a bear has never been this stylish before

>>53345259
the video game pawnshop is the real meltdown when that shit goes otc i'm throwing a party.
>>53345279
they acted like sheep and are now in for slaughter good riddance

>>53345303
That makes me nervous.

>>53345279
>>53345286
>reddit retards getting what they deserve

nature is healing

>>53345307
That one has no bonds and little debt for now but they are out of cash in a few quarters

>my work has shitty actively managed 401k funds
Am I allowed to choose to open my own at like fidelity or vanguard or am I forced to use my employer's?

sers why is nvda dumping on no news sers?

where are the news to tell me what stock will make the money

>>53345327
superwide spread but here's the bankruptcy play for them

Alright, all in on UPRO?

>>53345325
yup.

>>53345107
no calls unfortuantely

>>53345357
Just as with BBBY, don't like how much the IV premium is.

>>53345259
They have something like 1-3 weeks left before they declare chapter 11

GME is on its way too. They haven't been able to churn a profit since 2018. And that's despite restructuring and closing stores. They'll go the same way as BBBY
>cash runs out
>stock stores with credit
>start selling junk bonds
>start skipping supplier payments
>try to renegotiate for longer bonds
>suppliers demand cash
>start skipping bond payments
>ask to be bought out for bankruptcy restructuring
>if no one wants them they declare chapter 11
GME has less than a year at the rate they are burning through their cash reserves. And they are very quiet about how bad the holiday season hit them

>>53345399
their reserves also running low probably means they're going to do a share offering soon too

>>53345192
Looks like people about to start drastically selling and saving more instead...

>>53345102
Does the Bellagio allow dogs?

>>53345433
clearly if it allows her to stay there

>>53345192
The the average interest on this debt? Isn't it like 20%?

>>53345352
They are called 10-K and 10-Q reports

>>53345057
retards refuse to read fed minutes and then wonder why the market is going down on ostensibly good inflation news
THE FED SAID IF CORE INFLATION ROSE/INFLATION GOT STICKIER, THEY WERE GONNA BE HARSHER. THE MARKET IS PRICING THIS IN. THEY WANT TO AVOID LONG TERM INFLATION BEING ABOVE 2%.

>>53345451
yeah my cc is now like 22%
I pay the statement balance off every month and reap the rewards

>>53345399
I thought I got scammed with a GME thread link for a second. posting misleading "next thread" links should be a banable offense

>>53345057
Is this bullish?

>>53345102
>all these newfags on Twitter falling for le trole master 2023

>>53345102
Where do you think it all went wrong for her. Grew up without a father? Raped by her mom's boyfriend?

>>53345192
its over

>>53345469
If you can frontrun the settlement that raises it, yes
Until then, no

I have come to the conclusion that neither bears nor bulls know what they are talking about and will retroactively apply things like CPI, Fed commets, etc. to explain events once they happened.

how tf is the debt ceiling real?
like just raise it
who gives a shit

i'm writing naked nflx calls at close, let's profit on bull hopium bros

LMAO alec Baldwin charged with abuse of a corpse

>>53345499
it is more so that the market is fake and gay, so trying to reason anything is astrology tier

>double top on SPY at 389.05
its over

>>53345507
I'll pray for you.

>>53345357
that spread

>>53345518
This is also a good point. It's like arguing WWE storyline.

>>53345466
They do it usually a few times a day because they are desperate to have anyone pump them

>>53345506
Nah they will turn it into a multi week fight and attempt to shut down the government. A large portion of national debt is social security/medicare which is just going to increase in size once the rest of the 60s cohort retires. legitimately pointless

captcha Y8A TAX

>>53345262
>if i cut back
oh youre one of those FIRE people that think having enough to spend everyday playing video games and ordering uber eats is living it up

>>53345540
virtualization!

>>53345499
Yes, however there's a trick, the trick is to know when asymmetry favours a certain trade. So we can't reliably predict what will happen, we can just figure out when a play would have limited downside compared to the potential upside. That's why for instance usually a good idea to get short positions when VIX is really low, and buy longs when VIX is rather high. It's not 100%, but it's usually good enough provided you don't go nuts on risk.

Why does the market go down when it's forward looking? Why don't they look past inflation to normalization, rate hikes to rate cuts, bad retail sales to good retail sales, low growth to stronger growth, bad employment data to good data, etc.

>futures

>>53345540
Her eyes are literally on the sides of her head

why do women hit the wall when they turn 30?

OIL? OIL.

OIL Barons, we simply cannot be defeated.

>>53345583
>30
more like 25, ask Leo

>>53345583
>why do women hit the wall when they turn 30?
your question doesn't even make sense

>>53345567
There's more of that "I know what's happening" talk.

>>53345584
I love oil

>>53345560
i mean i'm averaging around $3K a month right. I can live off that.

my goal is to get to $7K a month before retiring. And it'll happen a lot faster than you think

>>53345456
Yeah except they've been saying this shit for months, so "pricing it in" yesterday and today is nonsense

>>53345570
Because when the mainstream narrative shifts to "oh shit everything is bad!" tons of people start speculating and try to make money from shorting, which makes the market go down, which makes more people short, and then you end up with a year like 2022

yup good job SEC manipulators, im bored of GNS and momentum fizzled out. cant let the little man make money.

is NFLX going to shit the bed after earnings?

>>53345584
120 pt? or 240

>>53345612
yeah but mr. market is retarded and on jenkem and is pricing in hypotheticals while ignoring news until the last minute.

>>53345593
you're right, 25 i mean.

>>53345596
women in their 30s look 40 with no make up on

>>53345596
more than half of the fresh eggs are gone and those that remain are already getting moldy. soory gals, after 30 its over, can as well transition into a male

>>53345612
But why would you short at all unless you expect other people to short? Shorting is the real form of baseless speculation. Just look forward farther.

>>53345522
>double bottom on SPY at 387.26
its starting

>>53345583
you mean 22?

>>53345608
>I can live off that.
You can't.
That's the point I was making.

>>53345623
>TA on earnings
retard

>>53345499
my strategy is to zoom out on a chart and see the long term trend if up or down. then i zoom in for the day and trade to the trend. if the long term trend is up, i buy the dip. vice versa.

so yeah uhh right now it says we're screwed. i'm still on shorts and puts lamo, been making money

>>53345644
it's the Greater Depression, precursor to the civil war 2.0 bugaloo

NO NEWS BROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO US

>>53345607
Actually what he said is very reasonable. Youll never know 100% whats going to happen but you can determine when something has a higher reward to risk outcome. An example is that, sure, hypothetically its possible for the market to go straight down for a month non-stop but 99% of the time it doesnt so if you see the market going down a whole fucking lot in a short amount of time you can say that its more likely to have a move upwards instead of downwards, then invest for that.

Should I buy 260 puts on nflx? I think it's about time nigger companies like these get rekt like ups did a while back.

>>53345658
no, i can live off of $36K a year. I took 10 months off work last year for fun and I averaged about $3K a month while traveling and living life normally

cut back on eating/drinking out a bit but its certainly survivable.

>>53345666
Riddle me this, Satan: what if the market kikes decide to pump it tomorrow to toast all the puts for opex?

>>53345669
choose a headline

>>53345650
Bounce to 395 then collapse. Chuds

>>53345678
I get what you're saying in terms of playing probability, but the risk of it going the wrong way is always non zero.

>>53345688
>>53345701
395 max i agree at least for tomorrow, they won't payout the 400c's

i love how these fucking doomers cherry pick which information they believe and don't.
you really think all this bad news is going to cause the markets to go down? literally building the narrative to get everyone short before the SQUEEZE

>>53345507
lol I'll join you anon. But I'm doing a credit spread instead.

>The republicans are going to stall raising the debt ceiling
>I can't bring myself to sell my blood red bags

>>53345542
no i dont hold gme i did it for fun lmao because someone tricked me before and it took me an hour to realize i was in gme thead

>>53345334
My company used alight, and an outside trading window was available to us. I could buy any stock or ETF.

>>53345666
then you hold until it bounces back. or if you lack balls, you can put in a stop or have contracts to hedge i.e. take a defined risk approach with spreads

but what i do is just hold. the long term trend is your friend. i work with longer term contracts too so theta's not too much of a risk for me. stocks don't even expire. you just gotta know what you're doing

>>53345718
the squeeze was after the covid dump, idiot

>>53345716
>395
I would actually be angry, even as someone who is long/cash and has a long time horizon, because that would be an astoundingly Jewish move.

>>53345460
>yeah my cc is now like 22%
Jesus

>>53345567
I want to explain why this is a braindead take, but my post gets flagged as spam every time I try to say something cogent.

What plays have you opened or closed today anons?

>>53345757
yup. my 3600 balance if you made min payments would be over 8k paid in in 8 years

>>53345726
still waiting for ph to get in

>>53345696
Anything about the debt limit is absolutely not a legitimate reason for the market to dump

>>53345716
>they won't payout the 400c's
Are there a lot of calls sitting at 400?

>>53345658
Who the HELL needs 7000 dollars per month?
Are you eating Kobe beef and drinking Chivas Regal 18 every single day, you monstruous degenerate?
My monthly expense, living as an expat in Mexico is less than 1900 USD per month, you absolute nigger. And I live like a king here.

Brainard bout to speak, right?

>>53345762
bagholding NRSN

>>53345786
I'd consider moving to Mexico, or somewhere in South America, but I like having guns

>>53345786
WIthout a job, what are you going to do all day?
You need at least 5000 a month if you're retiring in your 20s/30s.

I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now

>>53345779
pretty typical for opex but it's a lot for sure. these are the mm spreads

>>53345762
opened $30k into gns.
closed it after 5 seconds for 1k gain.
wall street called to offer me a job right after.

>>53345815
>1-877-CASHNOW

>>53345824
so we're pinned between 385-390, great.

I hope none of you actual take any of this debt limit bullshit seriously this is like the 50th time the kike media has run with this shit

>>53345583
you have to find one of them ones with the superior genetics, like my gf

>>53345583
Shit diet, no exercise, social media induced anxiety.

I need an Amish waifu

>>53345826
Nice

>>53345848
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE US IS DEFAULTING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53345762
took profit in Chiyna to increase my short SPY

I AM ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT MARKET MAKERS.

>>53345855
>social media induced anxiety
what kinda zoomer pussy shit is this? literally just put the fucking phone down, walk outside and enjoy nature. listen to the birds, go walk around the park, watch the ducks swim

>>53345803
you can get guns anywhere on Earth, but most places you can't ask for a receipt.
>>53345786
You're in Mexico, begging inflation not to ruin your lifestyle.
$7k is $350/day. That's a round of golf.

>>53345855
No self respecting Amish women would ever date some greasy NEET from /smg/, sorry

>>53345838
unless of course news were declared

>>53345867
ultimate based crab poster

>>53344598
>why do you guys trade?
To make enough $$$ for a home down payment.

>>53345815
Take out a loan

>>53345869
you can even feed the ducks, or take one home with you. the ducks at the park are free.

>>53345815
It's my money and I want it NOW!

I bought the top 2 days ago. Please tell me we aren't dumping back to december levels

WTF WAS THAT

>>53345826

whats the current meme stock?

>>53345882
I get extra angry when I think about the impact of inflation on that image I posted.

>>53345893
>US hits debt ceiling, about to default
>OOOOOOOOOOOO BULLISH, TIME FOR A BAILOUT, BUY BUY BUY
Hate this market like you wouldn't believe.

>>53345773
I was so tired of interest. My capital one card was at 27%. I just paid all my cards off with a debt consolidation loan at 18%

and just like that, my 0dte puts went to zero

>>53345891
We're heading down to 3400-3300 this time

>>53345584

>>53345903
Don't worry fren Powell got the Covid Monkeyp*x so he is paying for his war crimes

>>53345924
It's because I bought, isn't it?

>>53345865

how will the debt ceiling affect the market , what will it do to spy , is it bearish or bullish someone tell me i really wanna make some quick money now

>>53345876
except my dividends growth rate is averaging 7.9% a year, without reinvestment. I don't think inflation is going to be ruining much

and a round of golf at most places is like $60-$150. $350 is closer to pebble beach prices than a regular golf course

>>53345942
bullish

>>53345942
the debt ceiling is always just political posturing, how new are you

>>53345901
literally the same ones from 2 years ago. looks like some people here like to chase low float penny gap ups but i'm not the one.

>>53345891
I hope it wasn't levered. I'm projecting the 360 level.

Here's the deal, we'll raise the debt limit, but we make a clause that any state giving any of those colored folks reparations will have their federal funds cut off.

>>53345942
BRO THEY ARE LITERALLY DESTORYING THE US ECONOMY YOU WILL WAKE UP AND THE MARKET WILL LITERALLY BE AT 0 UNLESS YOU APPROVE 50 TRILLION IN INCREASE DEBT SPENDING

>>53345942
It's really not very important as far as the market is concerned

>>53345942
it's never not been raised

>>53345942
We'll get some WWE tier swings, but in the end it's fucking nothing.

>>53345891
No. We're dumping even lower.

>>53345886
they are.

>>53345938
yes

>>53345911
Kek, yeah this is the market. There was some German portfolio manager complaining about this, saying something like 'this market loves a weak economy and hates a strong economy'

>>53345938
You didn't really buy though so it's okay.

>>53345983
so if its raised does that mean that spy is gonna go up or down

>>53345955
This time it's different. The debt is too high, and we need to balance the budget and start paying that shit down. It's unfair what we are doing to the little zoomers, and i think it's time we make some spending cuts and raise taxes to actually make this work.

>>53345911
>about to default
you are so, so fucking dumb

>>53346000
The WSB effect, everyone's a degenerate that thinks they're frontrunning Warren Buffett and will ride that easy 20x to the next recession in 2029.

>>53345878
I’m handsome w 8 figs though

>>53345478
being a kike will do it

>>53346004
it means non-event, most non-events cause little change to spydrs

>>53345761
>he doesn't understand risk asymmetries
>he thinks the concept is retarded
ngmi

>>53346005
>mint $30t
>pay off existing debt
Problem solved, the zoomers will be okay

Anyone have live link to fed speaker Brainard?

>>53346039
https://youtu.be/lOyLeL7dVB4

>>53346005
Spending cuts and raising taxes will never pay off the debt, Trillion dollars platinum coin is the only answer

>>53345869
It was the shortest description I could come up with for the cortisol issues modern women have that is induced by modern culture

>>53345259
its been priced in

>>53345469
it looks ratish to me

>>53346051

>>53346037
Are you telling me the debt basically doesn’t exist?

>>53346050
Thanks

>>53346004
The market will go down until the FOMC meeting for no particular reason, then up again for no particular reason, because the market is mostly driven by algorithms and hedge funds who made their calls with that giant pump over the past 2 weeks and now need to make their puts.

>>53346037
>>53346051
you fucking keynesians need to get the fuck out of here with this shit.

>>53345584
Behead those who insult oil.

>>53346072
When is next fomc

>>53346051
>>53346037
This will make every financial institution + government think you can have infinity printing and no debts ever need to be paid off ever again. If the currency is based on debt, its value derives from those debts being paid off through economic activites or otherwise. If you show that you are not able to repay your debts, the currency will collapse

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53346050
Still can't believe they replaced her.

>>53346022
Oh, well if that's the case I'm gonna be needing $3k. You won't even know it's gone.

>>53346069
>Are you telling me the debt basically doesn’t exist?
as long as you can finance it

>>53346083

>>53346056
ah you mean fat hambeast seeing hot workout chick in yoga pants and a sports bra working out on tiktok and then complaining why shes never gonna be that size while shoveling pizza and soda into her mouth?

>>53345667
Look forward farther. Depressions end.

Why are google and meta up bigly today ?

>>53346033
There is no such thing as cheap vol you mongoloid. If it is tradable it has been priced.

I'm taking a real good schlonging from the market today, fellas

why the fuck is it allowed for a bunch of subsidiaries under one parent company to all trade with the public? shouldn't all subsidiaries be a part of that one umbrella when investing?
i know damn well the buy and sell doesn't appropriately correlate with any deviation of each subsidiary. there's no fucking way.

>>53346086
week of feb 1st presser is feb 1st 1:30pm cst

>>53345946
>$350 is closer to pebble beach prices
That'll pay for your caddie. And nothing else.

>>53346073
>keynesians
Now, is that KEEN-SIANS or KEY-NESIANS???

>>53346088
Basically you are now just Zimbabwe or Venezuela with some extra financial magic polishing up the turd that is your financial system. Result will be the same

>>53346095
Sounds about right

>>53345102
surely thats not in the talmud

>>53346104
That and also the rest of the gaslighting we endure daily. Women are more susceptible to propaganda, being that they are more socialized and instinctually need to align with mainstream culture.

>>53346039
it's not streaming, but you can read the highlights parts of the speech here (nothing new)

https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1616137412391960576

>>53346089
dang she's a spinner, didn't know she was gone
>F

>>53346168
I'm glad I'm a loner. i literally don't give a fuck.

>>53345102
decent troll game

>>53346126
see the sign is a subtle joke, the original owner's name was Chuck, so the store was originally called, "Chuck's Feeduck & Seeduck."

>>53346126
It's named after Maynard Keynes, the lead singer of Tool.

>>53346172
see
>>53346050
listening right now but you're right statement got priced in

>>53346039
it is streaming i already posted the link

>The UN-convened Net Zero Banking Alliance brings together banks worldwide,
representing over 40% of global banking assets, which are committed to aligning
their lending and investment portfolios with net-zero emissions by 2050 by
combining near-term action with accountability. Members include JP Morgan
Chase, Wells Fargo, Bank of America, Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, and in
total 93 global institutions controlling USD 66trn, each of which signed a
commitment to “reinforce, accelerate and support the implementation of
decarbonization strategies”. They aim to provide an international framework and
guidelines by which to operate, and they recognize the vital role of banks in
supporting the global transition of the real economy to net-zero emissions. To put
it bluntly, these financial institutions committed themselves to attempt to reduce
emissions by starving oil and gas producers of capital. The International Energy
Association (IEA) released their Net Zero by 2050 report last year. One of the
recommendations reads: “No new oil and gas fields approved for development
after 2021”.

Are you ready for the green revolution, anon? No new oil and gas for you! It'll work out somehow!

>>53346174

>ain't still this

There's a reason no one takes AAVE seriously

Huh Bobros? Should i sell my puts right now? I have a bad feeling

>>53346069
the debt is a construct that kikes created to keep sheeple masses in control

>>53346174
She took a job for MSDNC and goes on TV talking about how Democrats are good while Republicans are stupid hill billies that only care about the three G's. gays, guns and g_d/

>>53346069
Not debt that's issued in the currency you have the power to print.
>>53346088
The USD is the global reserve currency. It'll kickstart inflation but the government will 1) negotiate with private owned debt that would rather take a loss than see the currency collapse and 2) negotiate with sovereign debt that would rather take a loss than see the currency collapse.

>>53346211
school is very hard

>>53346195
>>53346197

I work with a guy who believes BTC will reach a million and that Elon Musk created Bitcoin. He thinks he'll be a millionaire but he's a schizophrenic fuck who thinks everyone is onto him. It's the first time I meet a retard of this kind outside of 4chan

>>53346223
>"Look goy, we may print money for free at a press of the button, but it still needs to go through a bank to circulate. Just pay your interest. And the government gets no free money, that's debt too, even though we can just print it. Just pay those debts goy"

>>53346217
No, keep them for a few weeks.

>>53346243
link to full video/story?

>>53346174
>>53346211
>>53346243

>>53346217
only over 395, hope you got theta to spare

>>53346255
BTC will dump to below 14,000 after Genesis crashes

why can't the market go up all the time? no need for guesswork. that would make everybody winners

>>53346266
She used to be over 395, then lost a ton of weight. Sad!

>>53346255
please stop posting men

>>53346243
is that a freaking revolver kek

>>53346271
Then who would sell to you?

>>53345958
>neck tats are desirable now
wtf?

>>53346271
Because outside factors often interfere in boom markets.

>>53346255
Thank you for sharing. I got a guy who works for me who asked if he could be paid in Bitcoin. I laughed and told him no. Great worker though, dude steps up without being asked all the time. I wish more zoomers were like him.

>>53346290
the company that sells the shares obviously

>>53346239
De-dollarization is pretty inevitable now that it's become clear that the US uses dollar reserves as a weapon, as it did with Russia in freezing reserves. I doubt Russia/China want to be reliant on the Dollar much longer, hence China starting to buy oil in Yuan

>>53346296
>YWN buy the Hitler dip

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53346285
less likely to fail

>>53346271
no risk no reward you pansy

>>53346271
zoom out, it does

A reporter just mentioned the World Economic Forum to Brainard

>>53346334
wonder how much she is an hour

>>53346243
School isn't hard there's just no reason to try because the administration will graduate you anyway to avoid looking bad.

>>53346317
These things look like a mild inconvenience

This stuff is amazing.
https://www.heb.com/product-detail/meal-simple-by-h-e-b-rotisserie-chicken-salad/1598149

>>53345567
Buy high, sell low

>>53346341
https://youtu.be/NJbBpm4CVKs

This feeling sucks. I'm underwater on my puts. I think I have to cut my losses.

>>53346311
>or experience blitzkrieg euphoria

bros, why even live?

>>53346341
yeah good luck getting anywhere decent passing with only the lowest tier classes

>>53346338
bout tree fitty ($3.50)

>>53346319
it's well known that humans are risk-averse. a market structure that offers 0 risk and guaranteed reward would garner an incredible amount of participants. why isn't the stock market like this?

>>53346376
Can you imagine it? Watching your BOSS shares moon?

>>53346354
i'm a japeno pimento cheese guy
>heb fucks fr fr slay slap purr pineapple

Why are we pumping?

The 10 dma for SOXX is right on the 200 dma on the 3 month chart. It's all going to either shit the bed or moon, any predictions?

>>53346375
i don't understand, were you just iv crushed? is there not enough theta?

today's a down day, not sure why you wouldn't have made profit when today it opened high and now it's lower

>>53346376
or relive Das Kristallnacht in America except instead of Jewish owned businesses do Black owned businesses.

>>53346296
>the jew-free market only goes up
hm

>>53346371
>Tay-K fairly odd
Is it gangster to be gay now?

>>53346266
You know you're fat when parts of you looks like an ass

> my Mickey Mouse stocks are in the black
Dōmo arigatō, Iger-sama.

>>53346412
Gotta fuck with options degens.

>>53346422
delta, those other two won't matter for a while

>>53346296
>Stalingrad was priced in
I KNEW IT

>>53346422
that was the bottom, we're going up now and my position is going to get fucked unless i adjust myself

>>53346391
We're talking grade school not college, in the US it's basically day-care where they try to teach you to read and count.

>>53346405
been cutting expenses by eating sandwhiches
and cooking on my off days. luckily my kids love pork chops and rice. I can cook us a meal for about $6

>>53346375
Hey baggot, have you ever considered trading XSP options instead so that you can reduce tax exposure by treating 60% of the gains as long term?

>>53346412
STOP BUYING

>>53346477
low liquidity

>>53346489

>>53346089
she's not a natural redhead anon, look at the roots at her part.

anyone like to have camwhores streaming in the background while they're trading? i just like to see some tits and ass periodically throughout the day

>>53346243
wow women are retarded

>put on stock
>stock is dumping
>put price not doing shit
I hate this shit

>>53346507
sounds gay

>>53346477
for the last time, i'm not your baggot faggot, my name is clearly the quasar.

>>53345259
You can already see them melting down on /bbbyg/, it's fucking funny actually

>>53346504
Yes, we know women are duplicitous.

>>53346507
I'd spend too much time watching the wrong screen I think. I just pull the audio off those suck and fuck Asian ASMR videos and listen to that on my headphones.

>>53345399
> 1-3 weeks left
Interesting, why that timeframe?

>>53346541
>>53346541
>>53346541

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is the bulls last stand. They are hoping the debt ceiling keyofabe will cause the fed to pivot.

>>53346507
I listen to Gentle Whispering and whispers red while I work. I work in a high stress cybersecurity role. One good thing about this role is how well I handle stress now. It’s a good life skill. $170k/y TC, $2k/mo rent for a 4 bedroom house.

Money saving tip so you can buy more SOXL:
Flip your underwear inside out, you can wear it for another day. Thats half as less times you have to do laundry and use water.

>>53346507
no...I mainly watch disney ride through videos at the moment.

>>53346507
>Watching some woman make guaranteed profit from simps while you have to expose yourself to risk
I'd be getting mad

I panic sold . I was up 50% why i didnt tp earlier now im only up 12%

>Yesterday market ridiculously high 5 min before open
>today fucking crab and dips
Not going up for at least a 2 weeks to slow the spread

>>53346593
just watched forrest gump again last night. he is the king simp.

>>53346452
>>53346460
please be patient with me as a brainlet, like i have the concept of delta down pat i think, it's just "how close is the underlying price compared to your strike" but riddle me this. if you bought a 385 3/31 put at let's say $11.22 while SPY was at 390, and then SPY goes down to $388 in the same day -- why and how would the price be $11.01?

wouldn't delta have been in his favor?

yeah it's not theta which is why my mind was on iv -- was it because of vega?

in my mind if you spent $11.22 and it goes down, the contract should be like $11.25 and you get some profit even if it's OTM

>Fidelity sent me an email about Fidelity crypto and now I’ve got an extra brokerage account that I didn’t need and a crypto account I need to wait a week to fund it with settled cash

>>53346599
Yeah

>>53345057
Why's the vix dropping

you WILL eat the bugs.
you WILL be happy.

>>53345584
That movie was seriously so good

>>53345946
Whats your dividend portfolio?