/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53343675
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

Sir stop redeeming the stocks

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

30 minutes remaining until oil starts dumping

Gold & miners holding up

what's the next flavor of fud that we'll get soon?

meme lines still pretty strong, 0dte holders are fucked now hold to 0

I sold...
Now I can finally rest and have some peace

>>53343706
I don't understand this meme. Are you saying it is Reddit to sell stocks?

buy NRSN
not financial advice

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

>>53343720

Just got my proxy vote form for the up coming apple meeting. Is there anyone on this list who’s not pozzed? Definitely not voting for Al Gore. Not that voting makes any difference. What’s you’re opinion /smg/?

What's with the gaps?

>>53343717
Is this even real?

>ARKK short green
>Nasd-ACK short green
>DXY long green
feels good to be green

>>53343722
You sold while you were still green, right, fren?

>>53343719
What do the lines foretell

>>53343747
it's starting

>>53343759
cute bear

>>53343755
SARK has outperformed ARKK the past year or so lol.

When is the short cramer etf coming out?

dollar is mooning and somehow pieces of shit like nvda aren't down 10% on the day, yea okay.

I fucking hate this gay ass crab market damn. Can't do shit lol.

>>53343761
crab

>>53343765
>burry_flag
I hate that emo cunt so much.

>>53343770
It's not exchange-traded, it's on a website where you can make and sell your strategy.

>Janet Yellen: "As an emergency measure to limit the US national debt, Department of the Treasury will suspend the issuance of new debt obligations. The period will start on January 19 and last until June 5"
what does it mean for yields?

>>53343783
and cat
>verification not required

>>53343815
Yields go down

crab

>>53343819
ouch

>>53343746
Laugh at them bros
Cross-board bants are funny

Crab, you say?

Alright my antisemitism has returned.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53343815
Literally nothing unless we default. Which wouldn't happen because America would lose its AAA credit rating and no longer be the global reserve currency

please just something happen, I hate carb

>>53343815
YIELDS WILL GO NEGATIVE!

>>53343849
Ride it out

>>53343832
cool cat

>>53343849
the market will chop between 3600-4000 for the rest of the decade while fundamentals catch up to valuations.

I am down 75% on my SPY 396 calls

Is -0.8% a crab these days?

NRSN get in

>>53343884
ride to zero

>>53343885
It's not a crab if there's a clear trend.

>>53343879
Cut the crab

>>53343864
>Still D.R.E. starts playing

>>53343884
Uuuhhh how long till expiry????

finna nibba on BOIL

SOXL averages?

51

uhoh stinky

>>53343815
What does this mean for treasury bill ETFs like BIL? Will it stop giving distributions?

>>53343895
>>53343904
5DTE bought yesterday during the bleed, hoping to recover basis at least

>>53343912
holy shit. i hope someone was home or was able to see this live on their webcam to get someone to put it out.

>>53343912
>some dude has a camera looking at his kitchen with the lights on
hmmm

>>53343922
only nflx earings after market can save you

>jobless claims came in cold
Lmao, bye mumus.

>>53343708
Did u short anon?

>>53343912
>Putting anything flammable on the stove which you don't intend to immediately cook
NGMI

>>53343933
it's probably a cam to watch the dog

>>53343933
My older sister does this, so that her dogs don't eat her couch.
Can't imagine having a camera constantly watching my entire kitchen/living room area...

>>53343884
>>53343922
it won't recover, get in the bag

>>53343944
I'm so fucked

>>53343933
Definitely lives in a ghetto

>>53343952
No. Wait for EIA. It's at 11 thanks to holiday.

>>53343933
He wants to know what the dog is up to. The stove should have some kind of locking mechanism to prevent a dog or child from turning it on

It’s over

Lol TSLA baggies

>>53343972
Eia is globohomos mouth piece. They might move markets temporarily, but long term don’t believe a word they say

where's the no news nigger?

>>53344000
Dude roped.

How much longer can we go on?

NRSN $3 EOD

Just bought 30 shares of VVX. Looks like a promising long along with CCL. 280 shares of that.

Who benefits from the crab ?

>>53343961
Gotta post this one first bobro, with
>Get in the fucking bag Mumu
Then little later this with your image after dumping more
>Bag Secured

>>53343998
You're thinking of IEA. EIA is mostly just weekly data.

>>53344018
>...

>>53344000
He's crying as usual, Mr dub dub trips

>>53344018
Options jews I reckon.

>>53343912
did he died?

>>53344018
option sellers

Got some lunch money on this QQQ $281 put I snagged yesterday

Man, fuck, I forgot it was opex week.

Jesus fucking christ can we stop this stupid ass game where literally every single ticker kangaroos around between being technically overbought and technically oversold?

What the fuck is going on with AMD? inb4 some faggot jokes about "muh no news!" - there is literally no new information pertaining to the company and yet it's sold off 3%? Why do you just accept it?

>>53344018
Daytraders not gaytraders.

>>53344057
I love her

>>53344061
stfu jew spazz

>>53344066
Back off. She's mine.

>1 day erase 5 days of pump
I should have gone all in in soxs. I knew the momentum was breaking, but not that fast

>>53344057
>>53344077
Sorry her voice would sound like a man grunting while fucking 100% turn off

>>53344086
>I knew the momentum was breaking
Yeah, right

>>53344061
If you don't like the game, stop playing

should i sell my 386 SPY put for profit now or wait for it to go in the money in 2 hours? we all know the markets are going to dump like crazy when the fed kikes start talking about keeping rates up

also looks like everyone is rotating into chinese stock. their momentum is incredibly strong

>>53344086
Only after we've had 1 day to erase 15 years of pump can the market heal.

>>53344086
It will retest 27-28 before it goes up again

Why? Because that would fuck me.

>>53344102
I posted about it yesterday and some anon answer we would do a bullshit bounce today.

>>53344086
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXHUBERANCE

>own voo
>slightly green
>some lots green
>some lots red

will selling trigger a wash sale?

>>53344043
isn’t crab bad for their premiums too

>>53344061
Were you this upset when AMD mooned despite not being a very good company? Now that they’re on terminal decline what else did you expect

>>53344113
We probably just crab til Netflix earnings after the bell, at which point, it's a gamble for that position, good luck

>>53344113
I dunno, I just rolled a bunch out this morning. This soft landing might take a while, but I will make my one-hundred Yang.

>>53344126
and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

>>53344115
You mean looks like the Chinese government is orchestrating a PnD to hook you into their trash or the Ryan Cohen plebbit fan base is following him into another trade he will rug them AGAIN on lol

>>53344061
This seething SOXL baggie just won't quit. Stop assuming that no stock should move unless there are news that specifically affect it, retard. You should even trade, you are poor and stupid.

>>53344125
You were just lucky to have said that and it’s irrelevant because you didn’t go short, as you said

>>53344131
i mean the premiums won't be as high but theres a higher chance at an option expiring worthless (good for seller/bad for buyer)

>>53344140
>not a very good company
lol what the fuck is this shit? Companies that bring in tens of billions every year are "not very good" now, got it

the game was rigged from the start

>>53343743
Write in Wayne Lambright

>>53344061

>>53344144
>UBI shill who pivoted to scam web3
yang was truly ahead of his time, but clearly people weren't ready to accept free money just yet

>>53344061
Your impotent rage makes me hard

>>53344173
>Philly

>>53344126
What's that? I only see 800 why isn't it updating?

>Had 50 395 puts yesterday.
>Sold them all for just a few thousand dollars
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53344159
the outgoing vice premier did a speech in Davos telling everyone china would support foreign investment and focus on private sector and nobody believed him.
Trust is something hard to get and easy to lose.

>>53344093
Deep voice is faked to sound more authoritative, retard.

>>53343759
Affirmative

>>53344168
Enron
Sears/Kmart
Chrystler
etc.

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

>>53344168
They’re in decline because they can’t produce their own chips and the company that produces chips for them no longer has the competitive advantage of owning the only high NA UAV machines. That was the only reason AMD was able to do as well as they did and now it’s the advantage is gone

>he's not longing the dollar bottom
it's practically free money

>>53344166
Is it theoretically possible they make the same money regardless of the market environment? Now more options expire worthless but premiums are smaller, when premiums are higher more expire ITM and it balances out

>>53344180
>Your

What are you guys thinking about the vix? looks like it's raising from the ashes

>>53344163
>Stop assuming that no stock should move unless there are news
What the absolute fuck is the point of the stock market, then? Either it's supposed to represent the actual state of the economy or it's outright gambling

>>53344210
Okay cool see you in a year when AMD is fine and it turns out all this red is just a bunch of rich assholes shorting everything to death

>>53344198
Congratulations. That transition from 3 figs to 4 figs is one of the hardest you'll make.

>>53344168
> muh billions
Quit getting investment advice from Benzinga, holy shit

>>53344219
i think so. i've lost so much trying to gamble on options. i'm done with them.

>>53344225
AMD is in decline no matter what the markets do. They can’t produce chips. They had 4 years of high NA UAV manufacturing allowing them to decimate intel. It’s all about the ASML machines I’m surprised you didn’t know that. Now intel bought up the next gen machines. The fact that AMD has a cult following on the internet isn’t relevant

>>53344128
wash sales only trigger if you sell at a loss depending on your cost basis. if you can select lots or do a versus purchase you can control what shares are sold as what

that said, wash sales aren't bad. it just means your loss is MOVED to the next trade as part of the cost basis, it does NOT mean that your loss goes away or anything. if you resell the position with the wash, you can then take the loss for whatever year that sale is made

>>53344242
>>53344251
Seriously, what is this attitude? A company that generates 20 billion dollars a year is by all measures successful, everything else is just dumb speculation

>>53344061
imagine if you weren't overleveraged, and you could enjoy picking up stocks you want to hold for a long term at a cheaper price, like any mentally stable mumu
Instead you're all in on SOXL, and you have to freak out every day where your leverage works against you

chop chop

>>53344264
accordingt o cost basis, i'm slightly green, but certian lots are red if that makes sense.

>>53344217
BUDDY LOOK AT QQQ COMPUTER

>>53344268
You're a troll. Stop it.

>>53344270
Oh jesus fucking christ not this chop loss shit that's been disproven over and over and over again

One more day like today and all my shorts/puts will be in the money. Or just crash 2.5% today. I’m always early on shorts by 2 days

This wave down should be the big one, to 330, given markets like to “price in” recession before its even officially called, and Q2/Q3 will 100% be low key recession

>>53344291
No it is not

>>53344300
we arent crashing lol. theta gang only allows us one decent trending day a month now. this is how they make there money.

>>53344291
Then just relax and pick up more SOXL at a cheaper price? I really don't understand whats wrong with you
If you actually have conviction that SOXL will be worth $100+ in 5 years, then you should be happy that you can pick up more at a cheap price

>>53343839
Am I the only one who gets bad vibes from this thing? Do we really know what we’re messing with?

>>53344268
Okay and? Intel generates 10x a year. Does that mean intel is successful? The answer is no. Despite intel being the largest chip manufacturer on earth they got creamed by TSM and by extension NVDA and AMD because of those ASML.
>muh billions
LMAO

>>53344291
>its free leverage bro

>>53344289
>wondering why everyone shits on companies that are by all measures doing fine is trolling
>wondering why hundreds of companies that have nothing to do with each other move in unison down to the minute when there's literally no applicable information is trolling
lmao

Chads… how do we prep for this? Future should be bright for single men no?

And the oil dump has begun.

>>53344316

>>53344271
then i would check for what your Cost Basis Method is currently set as. when you make a sale, your broker needs to know what lots are sold for when, like if you wanna sell the lot (remember a lot is just a group of stock you bought at a certain date) like if you want to sell the january or february lots

and these lots on a lot-by-lot basis have their own unrealized profit or loss. so from here you can check which ones are gainers and which ones are losers. by default brokers tend to use FIFO (first in first out) so early shares are used for the sale. usually u can change this or set to high cost or low cost or whatever

maybe just call your broker my guy

no refunds

>>53344317
unvaxxed chads will soon be sought after. Already leaking out that the jabbed lose fertility. Short MRNA

>>53344312
>Intel isn't successful
Hahahahahahahaha oh my fucking god no way bears huffing their own farts this much

>>53344314
Unironically zoom out

>>53344310
Orb in reverse is Bro
Don't fear the cosmic spheres

crazy how bers think the algos and mms are gonna let the market drop. 0de changed the markets
we will chop.

>>53344307

Bond market has begun pricing in Armageddon and the dollar has no where to go but up, so yeah we are. Recession has 0% been priced in by equities. The Dow was literally 5% from its QE infinity 5 trillion fiscal stimulus high

>>53344349

>>53344350
negative. we will chop.

>>53344310

>>53344331
but there are going to be refunds, ironically for vax injured, thanks to the tax payer. You got your 3 boosters to be eligible for the stimis?

>>53344341
>Unironically zoom out
The point is the daily balancing of leverage eats into your gains during volatile times, it’s a real thing

>>53344316
>not buying puts right before another massive rate hike, another couple hundred thousands layoffs in the short term and horrible earnings, while all the major index funds are in overbought territory
Couldn’t have been me, my boy Ron never lies.

>>53344350
>Recession has 0% been priced in by equities
This is so fucking delusional. Fuck /smg/ this place is overrun by faggot doomers, utterly useless general at this point.

Looks like Shemitah came early this year

it feels like semi's have completely bottomed at this point.

>>53344350
>this kills the bull
jk they'll keep buying every rally till they're broke

>>53344317
Hit the gym. Clean your room. Accumulate assets.

I LOST MY DO NOTHING 8k a month WFH JOB I ONLY HAVE TWO JOBS LEFT WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

>>53344381
unironically those things are all bullish, besides the rate hike but that is already priced in. and when they announce .25 we are mooning.

>>53344276
I'm talking about DXY though

>>53344412
When will the next rate announcement be?

>>53344341
Intel lost like 70% of its market cap. That said I bought at $26 and I’m buying more right this second. The reason I’m doing that is intel has room to grow and catalysts (new fabs, fastest processors, first dibs on next gen ASML machine). AMD only has market share to lose and no catalysts on the horizon

>>53344382
yup....
they don't fuckign understand when we hit 350 its because the market was pricing in this bullshit inflation and rate hikes and terrible earnings. slow grind crab up from here boys until fed eases completely.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53344366
Sounds like it’s another Loc-nar.

>>53344414
>lower low on the monthly
>bottom

>>53344387
Look at the 3 month chart of nvidia or TSM

>>53344444

probably a wasted get

>>53344335
I’m not a vax shill, but I just knocked up my wife with a son and she’s entering her second trimester and I got shots one and two of the Moderna vax as did my wife. First baby happened before the vax, so at least we have a control. I’ll report back to /Smg/ if there are any complications with the second kid. So far everything is good. Baby is well formed and doesn’t have Down’s syndrome or any of the other genetic markers they look for which would indicate a problem.

>>53344378

>>53344331
Why do they all look the same?

>>53344382

>120 billion in QE
>3k stimmy checks to everybody
>post COVID demand boom
>Dow 36k

>60 trillion in QT
>interest rates 5%
>Dow 34k

Wow lol 10+ TRILLION in stimmy only got the Dow up 7%?

“Fair value recession priced in”

330 on the spy as a low is the absolute most optimistic target

>>53344310

>>53344434
Intel is not a bad long term play, especially since they will get a lot of that sweet sweet CHIPS act money and are busy doing R&D in place of short term profits. It's definitely oversold right now but in the short term it probably won't move much. 2~3 years on you can come back and dab on everyone

>>53344463
How about the 1 year chart that shows a pretty clear bottom in September and October?

>>53344436
It's so insane to me that after a year of red people are still saying nothing has been priced in. It's so disingenuous that I'm starting to think it's either bots or paid shills.

>>53344387
But anon didn't you know that those companies are useless? Who care if they sell tens of billions of dollars worth of products and services, obviously the world doesn't need semis anymore and we're entering another dark age

We should definitely be slurping up AMZN as its sub 100, right fellas?

>>53344496
>$3k stimmy checks to everybody

i didn't get a single one, poorfag

>>53344387

red queen

>>53344436

When we hit 350 the market literally had only digested 25 bps of hikes man. You know 5% are still coming down the pipe? And then we have to see the EARNINGS DECLINE as a result. How can we bottom when we literally haven’t even seen earnings, which are going to be progressively worse for a couple quarters?

>>53344490
THOT clones.

>>53344440
what else would a bottom look like?

>>53344463
look at the insane strength they have compared to the market. NVDA is up 70% from its lows while SPY has barely moved.

>>53344516
I did before, and I will again

>>53344515
Semi conductor companies are over valued. I’m sorry that you had to find out like this

>>53344515
How about the 5 year chart asshole? Also some other anon said it but dow near ATH means the market hasn't even begun to fall. Now shoo shoo troll

>>53344515
>consumers stop buying electronics
>electronics earnings fall
>electronics require semis
>semi earnings fall

SEMI TO MOON!

>>53344515
>after a year of red people are still saying nothing has been priced in.
Things can always get worse, and sometimes markets do go down for multiple years, it’s not very likely statistically speaking but who knows

>Calls roasted today
>Puts roasted tomorrow
I FUCKING HATE OPTIONS WEEK

YELLEN SAYS TREASURY BEGAN USING EXTRAORDINARY DEBT LIMIT MEASURES ON THURSDAY

I don't know what it means but it doesn't sound good

>>53344538
>this single tech stock’s price moves more than this massive index!

>>53344268
You don't actually believe this do You?
Again,
Enron,
Sears/Kmart
JCPenny

>>53344538
With a p/e ratio of 75 and lower guidance and falling y2y sales. The only thing keeping it afloat is reddit

>>53344535
dxy could retest 104ish making a lower high until March/April, considering a probably mediocre earning season and Powell raping with 50 bepis, but until May/June 89 retesting 20 year support

>>53344515

> It's so insane to me that after a year of red people are still saying

You are witnessing the end of an era, a regime shift. Go look how long it took to recover the 70s decline, or even from the dot com bust. No more free money. Expecting future stock valuation under the assumption of 100+ billion of QE a month, negative rates, and the end of globalization is absolutely laughable. Some of these companies will never see their highs again

>>53344568
gonna be nothing extra about the ordinary rise

>>53344538
That’s actually really weak. BBBY was up 500% over the course of a few days. Why is tsmc losing so badly to a dying retail store

>>53344567
why do you guys trade. it isn't the money bc I doubt you'll be making much long term

is it like going to the casino, you gamble and if you lose you're just paying for entertainment and if you win you just gamble it away later?

https://phys.org/news/2023-01-wild-fish-month-tainted.html

If you want clean fish you have to get it at a farm

Buy AQB

>>53344316
>by all measures.

There's your problem.
Generated Revenue is in absolutely no way "All Measures," it's ONE metric.
There are multibillion dollar companies that fail miserably all the time and all the way up until their final moments they generate a profit.

>>53344598
I don't fuck with options, but I chimp out because derivatives niggers make my portfolio swing like a shitcoin.

me selling deep OTM 0dte puts

>>53344609
The best measure is total shareholder returns

>>53344596
go back to containment

>>53343922
Lmao

>debt ceiling theatrics resolution relief rally
soon

>only made 1000 bucks profit on GNS while it could have been 10,000 now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53344659
Finally, what took you so long

bros i think i just whale pumped a penny stock, made 1k real quick then dumped it.

>>53344636
I’m just highlighting how restated the guy who compared NVDA to spy is

>>53344626
I have so many questions about that bet, holy shit

I'm losing a lot of money right now

>>53344626
Is that saying he could have lost 1.4 mill to win 11k?

>>53344319
And it’s over

>>53344555
You're really this stupid, huh? Semi bears legitimately don't understand where the world is heading? How the fuck do you think we're going to have real-time high definition rendering streamed to people's devices? Or do you just not understand cloud computing?

>>53344573
>Nvidia and AMD are Sears
Wow this level of ignorance is pretty shocking

>>53344625
wat you invest in?

come to the comfy side of low beta, dividends and time

>>53344316
You've been saying the same bullshit for weeks if not months. What do you expect when everybody, yourself included, trades ETFs and options on ETFs rather than stocks? Are you too stupid to understand this? The answer is yes.

>>53344675
yes, and he did lose

>>53344335
Unfortunately far more women took it

>>53344677
Yep. Quick daily profit.

>>53344651
lol i just made 1k on it too. idgaf i hate fucking with penny stocks. youre lucky to make money on them.

>>53344688
...was this some wierd money laundering scheme?

>tfw 205% of my portfolio is in an ARKK short
>the other 205% is in a Nasd-ACK short
feel good

>>53344707
True. It's like that gambling game with an ever increasing line

>>53344533
thats why im saying we will slow grind. its a mixture of shit going on. both bullish and bearish. you think it's coincidence they introduced 0DE the same year? they know stagnation is here.

>>53344651
why the fuck did you not shill it here

>>53344681
Boring shit like you mention. I'm getting bogged by HD specifically today.

>>53344711
no, it was "free money" until the team he bet on had a historic collapse that hasn't been seen in a very long time.

whats the catch to putting 5k into a 1 month treasury and scooping up 200+ dollars?

>>53344712
bulls fear the 310% margin bear

>last week nobody was biting on my resume.
>for some reason I now have three (3) interviews lined up over the next five days

feels good bros

>>53344746
>Betting on the chorgers to not chorge

>>53344705
How did you play it

>>53344675
yes. horrible risk.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53344749
Do it while you can

>>53344533
also, i dont think earnings are as nearly as bad as you think.
ever go to costco? can barely find a parking space. airport is the most packed ive ever seen it. vacations are at an all time high.
the news is stringing you along friend. its there job.

>>53344538
thats because spy has 0de now. hence the manipulated choppy price action 4/5 days a week now.

>>53344769
i miss Philip Rivers so much

>>53344746
>free money
>betting 1.4 M to win $11,200
even if that's a guaranteed win, that's horrible payouts.

For anyone who isn't a sports gambler the line is -12500
meaning that you have to bet 12,500 to win $100

is someone gonna link the fed stream?

>>53344803
We all do, friend, we all do.

>>53344744
It's still going up kek. If insiders aren't diluting right now they're retarded

>>53344794
Bears are probably just going to say "yeah well all those people are just using credit cards!" or some other retarded cope that ignores reality. Just like how they're ignoring my point about semis here >>53344679

>>53344749
no catch but but that $200 is the annualized return, not 1 month return

>>53344813
no fed today

an FBI task force is preventing hedgies from shorting GNS. Im not making this up.

>>53344769
I used to not believe in real curses. Until I met the chargers.

>>53344762
That's 410% lmao. I'm also 685% in my DXY long.

>>53344820
wow i forgot about that. the catch is me being retarded. fuck.

>>53344817
i bought NRSN
>buy penny stock
>it dumps below my cost
every time

https://www.sec.gov/litigation/litreleases/2023/lr25616.htm

>>53344776
>Waited for EIA weekly storage report
>huge build
>bought SCO
>stoplossed for small 100 bucks gain.
I was hoping for more but you've gotta take what you're given.

>>53344837
NGL I thought it was over at the half and was getting pretty drunk (not because of, just it's a Saturday) and couldn't comprehend it. The Baltipoor 99 yard fumble return was funnier though.

>>53344836
It's a pump and dump by retail retard.
https://digital.fidelity.com/prgw/digital/research/src

GNS halted down.

>>53344836
exit stage left anon

>>53344875
NRSN isn't halted yet lol

>>53344879
stay poor anime faggot

>>53344864
For 100 bucks, Jesus.

If I want to trade actively I jump in and out of nrgu. But then I end up holding it like now.

I’ve noticed the oil stocks seems to have a reliable lag time to tracking big oil price moves

>>53344818
yep. just like there stupid ass statistic "1/3 americans cant afford to pay there electric bill"
that stat comes from them using a credit card. i know a lot of people who use credit cards for rewards. doesn't mean they are broke.

>>53344922
I pay my bills, throw my leftover $ into savings, then use my cc and pay it off every month. while racking up free play for the casino lol

>>53344906
cope

>>53344769
fucking chorgers, kwab

>>53344845
>That's 410% lmao. I'm also 685% in my DXY long.

>>53344954
shut the fuck up. penny stocks are fun to shitpost about.

>>53344996

>>53343838
yes

>>53344830
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
Speech -- Vice Chair Lael Brainard

Watch Live

Economic Outlook

At the University of Chicago Booth School of Business, Chicago, Illinois

>>53345019
shut the fuck up boomer.

>>53345054
she's a dove, and next in line if jpow dies of covid, i bet she asks for negative rates. got like an hour, i took gap fill calls

new

>>53345057
>>53345057

>>53345054
>install zoom to watch
no, unless tits

>>53343708
China

>>53345072

>>53345081
Somehow, the early baker has returned...

>>53343912
Don't leave flammables on top of the stove!

Also my parents have this stove at their vacay house that has a lid that when you close it turns the gas off. I know because one time I was there and I opened the lid but the valve was stuck and I took forever to figure it out.

>>53343846
The US has been downgraded many times in the past

which one of these fucking threads am I supposed to be posting in

>>53345225
only retards migrate before we hit the bump limit

>>53344483
I wish you the best of luck

>>53344598
It supports my LEGO addiction.

Is this bullish?

how tf is the debt ceiling real
like just raise it
who gives a shit

>>53345450
What do you think? Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give a woman America's credit card? It's barely been 2 weeks and she's fucking maxed the thing out already and the thing had a fucking 31 trillion dollar limit bro.

>>53344483
84% chance of miscarriage, good luck

>>53345450
why bother having a debt ceiling if you just ignore it and borrow more

>>53343944
>1dte atm NFLX options are $15
wew

this pump isn't affecting my NFLX puts much at all