/biz/ - Business & Finance

green green green

lol baggie you aren't fooling anyone with your new name

okay so someone explain BOIL

I'm not gonna make it bros, tell my mother I love her and her 401k has been obliterated

im a bear now

dont ask me why

I trade based on my FEELINGS

check the volume

At this point theyre just gonna keep trying to go over 400 until it sticks. Bulls will celebrate and jump in calls, then theyll dump it. It like foreplay into orgasm into child support.

Wow, TSLA is so shit. Bought calls while everythign was pumping and it fucking dumped. WTF?

This janny sucks dick for deleting my threads. I hope something terrible happens to him and his family.

Somebody go all in on calls to tank the market please, and thank you

JPOW GOT COVID!!!
JPOW GONE DIE!!!!!

>>53327961

The time has come to buy BOIL again

>>53327950
>401k
lol. lmao even.

>POWELL TESTS POSITIVE FOR COVID
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53327946
The 5 day chart vs kold, looks ligit.

>>53327977
That's not possible he was vaccinated!

I warned you about that irrational exuberance, my little cows. Now come on over to the slaughterhouse. Your previously-erect cocks will be delicious in hot dogs.

>>53327987
It's where I have half of my NW.

10,000 XOM is the suicide stack

>>53327996
And he is grateful for the...

>Donald Trump prepares for his return to Facebook and Twitter: CNBC

>>53327967
This

>>53328010

Based

If Jpow dies then the market dies.

>>53327996
BUT WAS HE BOOSTED?!?!?!
OH FUCK MARKET GONE TUMBLE MANE, ITS GONNA TUMBLE!!!!
>>53328005
THIS GUY WANTS TO EAT MY COCK!!!! WTF IS GOING ON>!!?

>>53328017
Makes sense if hes doing another serious run for 24

>>53328017
He's so washed

>>53327950
> her
She deserves it for letting you manage her money.

Reminder if JPowell dies from a completely unrelated blood clot or heart attack it could have been MUCH worse

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This marks the second day in a row where I go for my morning dump and the market immediately comes out with bad news

If Jerome has covid, that means all the money that was printed by him needs to be removed from the economy to keep him from spreading the disease.

Why the FUCK are we dumping on good-bad news?

>>53328017

What's that noise?

>>53328054

Is Jpow getting covid bullish?

>>53328090
You heard it too?

>>53327993
is that bullish or bearish?

>>53327977
So much for today being green.

>>53327993
>>53327977
suicided soon

>>53328086

Do you know why you keep failing, Mumu? Why your folio keeps tumbling down, why none of your moves remain profitable for long? That's because you're merely chasing the market. Does a single independent thought run through your mind, little bull? I don't think so. You read the headlines, the top Reddit posts and unfounded claims spun by market manipulators... and you swallow them whole. Gulp. If you were actually financially literate, you wouldn't be long now, would you? Warren Buffett said it best: the stock market is a device for transferring wealth from the impatient (that's you, Mumu boy) to the patient (that's me. Bobo.)

Mumu, I suggest you take a little break from trading. Perhaps you could come back in a year or two? Take a cold shower, eat some instant noodles, and perhaps you could find a free e-book about macroeconomics. We'd all be grateful if you left the job of trading to the experts.

>>53328090
the sound of a million euphoric and delusional mumus crying out?

>>53328096
Yes since he is the one dumping the market

>sippin coffee watching my bear positions heem me

>>53328072
go take another one

Here's a diagram of me buying puts

AMC gonna be the biggest squeeze in history. I think it might just be the mother of all short squeezes.

Reminder the stock "market" pumped today because the US economy is in fucking shambles with surging inflation and the Fed might not raise interest rates 50 but instead 25!

kek, lel even

Reminder bears are depressed and hate their lives and therefore bet on destruction.

>Everything pumps hard for three months
>A few red candles show up
>Hahahaha suck it bulls!
fucking retarded bears lol

>>53328126
Just get some right now and you'll be swimmin' in cash by the end of the day. The F.E.D. can't function with out the Hon. J-P

boil hitting new lows
ITS OVER

>>53328150
aren't you?

GDX
go!

What, IBKR, you let me trade stocks on your platform but not bonds and mutual funds? Aren't bonds and mutual funds generally of lower risk?

>>53328122
I think ill join you. ill hold until it wipe out my gains for the year and then some.

GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP

how the fk

how the fuck can my canadian stocks be green for like 12 days in a row
i pretended i would sell them like last week to protect gains but it kept going up

>>53328154
wrong, the time to buy is now. Europe is still due for the worst energy crysis yet. Buy BOIL you foolish goy

>>53328109
It's gonna crab until /smg/ sentiment stops being 50/50

>>53328150
THAT'S A MAN, BABY!! YEAH!!!

kek, baggies

>>53328149
>with surging inflation
>inflation is dropping
You okay, anon?
>>53328177
DXY has been dropping, so that may also be playing a role.

>>53328158
Honestly, no, but winter is kind of boring sometimes.

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

> he bought the top

Sold my meme COIN stack for a modest profit
Market will now resume pumping

>>53328150
Bobo is the one telling the village square that there is a leak in the dike, that they saw it with their own eyes, and to move their possessions to a higher floor in their house before the wall breaks and the flood comes in
The villagers in the square laughing, saying that the dike will never burst, that bobo is lying for saying that they saw leaks, that leaks are a good thing as it means the city will finally repair the dike, and how dare bobo try to warn people to protect their possessions and livelihood

>>53328150
Consider the following. The consumer is stretched to the limit from inflation, inventories have piled up, retail sales are down, and the lay-offs are going to keep on coming. This market will retest the october lows before we make new highs, and you can make money now and later, or just make money later. Do what ever you want, but I got mouths to feed before the market snaps out of the current funk it has got itself into.

>>53328170
thanks fren

ill hold until it goes to zero and forces me to get a job

>10:30
>Literally everything dumps in a straight line
lol bears have no justification for this other than rich assholes fucking around

>>53328192
>Inflation isn't 40% a year, it's 39.9% a year!

>>53328197
but it's summer tho?

>>53328214
Oh look it was to fill the gap up from yesterday. Fuck this dumb self fulfilling shit.

>>53328226
For subhuman antipodeans, yes.

>>53328154
after watching NG fro a little while I came to the conclusion that the massive pump of 2022 was an outlier and that NG prices are normally under $2 now that a recession is coming demand should fall, along with NG. people are hoping for +$5 gas when the bullmarket for it already passed.

Why the fuck are we dumping

>>53328179
im scared papa tell me everything is going to be okay

BETTY

LOOK AT BLACK COMPUTER

>>53328180
If he lives, he's still got another 50, and a pair of 25's before he's done.

>>53328214
What justification was there for that small pump in the first place?

>>53328240
(You) are dumping.

>>53328205
Is this how you see yourselves? Heroic and with special insight?

Biden is coming for your cryptos

>>53328179
TWO MORE WEEKS, for real this time

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OPEN UP NOW!

>>53328192
>>inflation is dropping
it really isn't - go look at core, go look at shelter, go look at food, go look at medical, look at every single thing except for energy, and inflation is moving higher or staying at high MoM changes
for example, shelter was +0.6% MoM
the entire move lower in inflation has been due to energy, which was as a result of the SPR release to win the midterms - this is over now
even energy is moving back higher, aided by the dollar falling
gasoline is up 27% in one month, oil is up 17%
bullard today again emphasized in his interview that core is not falling as the market likes to think it is

>>53328205
Except Bobo didnt actually see anything and he would make alot of money if people moved their stuff

>>53328246
Cool CPI, an entire year of irrational selling, people realizing that the bear narrative is nuts at this point, etc etc

>>53328240
Are you fucking retarded? Was any news released today positive to you?

>>53328234
we're on the same hemisphere

>>53328254
Why? Qrd? What happened?

>>53328268
>inflation slowing down
How the fuck is that not bullish?

>>53328240
>>53328232
It's all for Powell

>>53328246
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
25 bepis rape hike getting priced in
whether that is realistic or not is another matter

>>53328265
>making money more expensive to debt loaded mega corps has no effect
>t. smg bull

Did you guys know Hormel (ticker: HRL) owns skippy peanut butter?

>>53328268
The boys in Davos said everything was fine and we would avoid recession, and that the inflation will return to 2% by the end of 2024.

>>53328276

>>53328246
A catastrophic retail sales result. I’m not saying it makes sense lmao

>>53328241
do not give up child. Buy when everyone else is shitting their pants and sell when they're cumming. All will be well.

>>53328259
Who's there....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>53328240
we are merely crabbing

>>53328251
when I post data in /smg/, showing the leaks in the dike, yes, I do see myself as doing a service to inform people of the leak, to warn people of the incoming flood
there are definitely bobos who are /pol/ tourists who just want to see the world burn as their life sucks
but honestly, the majority of bobo posters in /smg/ are trying to help uninformed retail investors, trying to prevent them from drinking the kool-aid and buying the local top - which mumu sees as greatly offensive

Why the fuck is NVDA down -2%? When the market is green? Fucking bullshit market.

>>53328284
peanut butter sucks though, can't we just buy TSN and eat meat like men?

>>53328214
You have a justification for that 20 dollar rally on SPY then? We should be well below what we were when interest rates were half of what they were now last year, bulls are just greedy Semites.

>>53328150
>bet on destruction
It’s called hedging

Did anyone start buying small caps like I said you should?

>>53328297
lmao look at Lancelot here. The knight errant!

>>53328265
>Cool CPI
Oil is up 2% though. That's not exactly deflationary. CPI is lagged data.
SPR release stops for a single week and oil is already grinding higher. DXY dumping day and night, meaning we'll be importing more inflation relative to other countries.
Retail sales looked like the biggest turd I've ever seen. Interpret this however you like.

A win is a loss is a win in an endless cycle as we just crab our way into the future unknown. Embrace king theta.

>>53328300
> the market is green
check again

Soxl $15 EOD

Don't forget about that guy by the crackers.

>>53328300
>Why the fuck is NVDA down -2%?
Craziest part is there isn't even any news to justify the move.

>>53328290
BLACK BORTY BLAMBALAMB

>>53328312
Yes, my longs are half small craps

>BASF losing an entire subsidiary company
>takes multi billion dollar hit as a result
>pumps 6% today

what

>>53328335
Markets are forward looking. It's just pricing in the news right now before the report can come out.

>>53328302
Buy spam (also owned by HRL)

>>53328342
should be doing quite well already then, seeing a lot of them up 30% in the last two days

>>53328335
Maybe it has to do with the DOJ about to go balls deep into the asshole of the crypto faggots at noon with no lube

POWELL HAS FUCKING COVID

im a bobo because some years the market goes down a lot. i realize that humans make bad decisions when it comes to money and seek only short term gains so that the stability of of our economic system is compromised, and that eventually math kicks in to show that we cant just make shit up all the time and have to base our economy on real value.

>>53328351
My gf makes kimchi fried rice with spam. I never had the stuff before I met her, but it's actually pretty g_d damn good.

Mumus btfo . Mumu? Where is your cockiness from earlier?

>>53328346
I'd say priced in, but you've been priced out.

Reminder the US economy is literally entering a depression and joe b*den is president

Price target for the Shit and Piss: $0.00

>>53328353
my other longs is Dow, but my shorts are Nasdaq and ARKK, so the last few days haven't been good. Only my small caps position is green.

Bitcoin computer going parabolic, well the other direction

>>53328367
My favorite product is their spicy chili (with beans)

>>53328284
Not a bad play all things considered. Food wise Canned Fish might be the right play though, global consumption is up 10% so far and predicted to keep rising.

>>53328373
my fucking put options are flying upwards. if you ain't gonna ride the puts and fly high, might as well hate.

>>53328367
I thought you can't eat pork cause youre a kike

>>53328315
you don't need to heed our warning - but when the flood comes, we will remember those who mocked us in the village square, and laugh at their misfortune

>>53328379
>Only my small caps position is green.
that's how it'll be for a bit, rotation is starting and funds are looking into their options, some will already be seeing some increased volume and a slight bump up, others will still be in their periods of accumulation

should last a few months in total

just heard powell's final words, he said, "400 bps hike, effective immediately."

>>53328390
i hate all legumes, so yeah, i get the no beans version and used to put it on my natural casing hot dogs. however i like putting the kimchi on the hot dog with some siracha more now.

I thought I told you fucking dickheads to stop fucking selling yesterday. FUCKING KNOCK IT OFF!!!

>>53328403
Spam isn't pork.

N O N E W S
O

N
E
W
S

we are healing

>>53328431

>>53328446
shows what you know, Fed cunt confirmed more bepis

get ready for a pump 2 hours before the market closes just to end the day flat (again)

>>53328442
It literally is.
t. Anglo

>>53328442
See you in hell bagster

If you're not shitting in salad boxes you're NGMI

>>53328419
4000bps

>>53328446
TAX
SEASON

ATVI deal is dead isn't it

>>53328474
based knower

>>53328493
why?

>>53328501
Estimated taxes were yesterday. You paid what you owe, right?

>>53328521
Naw man, I'll be getting my refund in March.

>>53328493
/smg/ culture in a n̶u̶t̶s̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ salad box.

biden tanking crypto
lol
lmao even

>>53328536
>refund
So you gave the government a free loan then

I hate democrats so fucking much bros

>>53328538
>culture

i miss the summer when SOXS would do +/- 20% swings every day

Guess I'll go get me a publix sub for lunch. This red crab is fucked.

>>53328554
I'm sure if you left it sitting in the sun for a few weeks, it'd develop a culture of something.

>>53328493
do you have a paypal? I'd like to pay you for your great content

>>53328557
Soft landing achieved

>le FED
>le yield
>le CNBC
>le CPI
There's a way to avoid having to give a shit about all that
QUIT GAYTRADING AND START DAYTRADING

>>53328566
top kek

>>53328572
is this pic real!

>>53327946
Someone talk me out of buying BOIL at this point!

>>53328578

>>53328446

watching my options go from being deeply negative to almost positive in a matter of days gives me more dopamine than regular stocks. no wonder people are addicted to them.

hope you got rid of those rental real estate bags as i told you

Testing

>>53327961

just closed my shorts fyi
done for the day

>>53328600
lol my nigger, you have a user account - on 4chan - a user account
lol my nigger

>>53328592
>rocker if he real
>>53328605
WHAT TF FOR!?!?
>>53328608
>We told you
>>53328619
Welcome back

>>53328620
oh, youre a daytrader, disgusting.

NVDA Is now down 3%. More than half the gains yesterday while the market is barely red. WHAT THE FUCK.

>>53328620
Spin my man, we're going to retest the october lows. I can feel it. The slide has only just begun.

>>53328633
bagholders love company lol

>>53328549
I did, and I do. I know it's not the most efficient use of capital. But better than having it in crypto. I've used the refund the last couple of years to make capital contributions to my business. I spent nearly a whole year of rent to get an apartment ready for the next tenant, and plan on having the exterior painted this spring. This year though, I'll should have my capital contribution for the year done by the end of February, and use the tax return money to pay for a very small portion of having my house sided.

>>53328637
hmm anon i wonder which industry is being talked about

>>53328637
It's down 1.8% wtf are you talking about

>>53328284
Smucker's owns Jif, also Folgers, Cafe Bustelo and Ainsworth Pet Foods (Milkbone, Rachel Ray, 9 Lives, etc.)

>>53328287
Based

>>53328411
You aren't Michael Burry. You're more like chicken little.

Fuck this gay earth

can you get thc out of your system in under 10 days

>>53328658
i wish people were less bearish tbhdesufam but the market has been buck breaking everyone.

suggestions for SMG classroom season 2?

>>53328653
I cant focus today I have actual work to do with my wagie job so I took gains

but I think you are right
I think the F.E.D. is gonna fuck the market hard

>-0.5%
PLEASE BOBO
PLEASE STOP
STOOOOP
STAAAAWWWWP

>>53328605

>>53328689

>POWELL HAS A COLD
>LET'S SELL OFF BILLIONS WORTH
lol complete nonsense

what happen when rates are sky high and inflation keeps going?

>>53328688
stfu bagholder and quit trying to make >>53328620
join your bagholder cult you sick fuck

what was the news? why is cryto tanking too?

>>53328686
depends, do you know your bmi or body fat percentage? it is possible, but only if you've got the metabolism of a humming bird.

>>53328686
Kek no, best you can do is super dilute it by chugging water and drinking juices to maybe just maybe have it flag as an "Error" sample or something, think Niacin helps too. Note that testers can 100% tell if you're purposely doing this but it's better than just outright failing it (maybe)

Where's the Grupo Bimbo chad @??
Solid lad.
>>53328686
I did, but I didn't smoke very regularly. I was also ~15%BF and did a water fast leading up to the test.
So yeah, it's possible depending on multiple factors.

Muh no news faggots are a cancer and should be banned

>>53328706
I could make another bizness trip one aswell

>>53328683
at what target would you concede bears were right? if we hit 3800 SPX, will you admit it?
if we hit 3700? 3600? or do we need to hit 3300
let's agree on the terms now
if we hit 4200, I'll concede - what is your target that you would concede at

>>53328627
Nah, I was banned from/pol/ jannies are all Reddit faggots over there, they let only fans threads stay up all night but ban you for saying the N word

>>53328714
its called a stagflation and i make money

>>53328715
thank you for caring about me

>>53328725
>>53328724
>>53328723
I got kinda chubby recently, fuck wish me luck

>>53328728
lol so the "news" that bears think is a legitimate reason for the ENTIRE MARKET to dump IN UNISON is that the Fed chair has a fucking cold?

>>53328731

>>53328747
Imagine the smell of those shoes

>>53328755
no it's probably retail sales declining in fucking December, or that there is no pivot, or that inflation is too high, or just because you're a faggot

>>53328721
Decoupled

>>53328735
Literally 3300 because that's what all you doomers draw based on low downtrends.

>>53327974
must be your lucky day. i saw lots of high reds today

>>53328493
>not on a bed of lettuce
NGMI

>>53328777
i'm going with option #3 in that choice, captain.

>>53328777
>muh retail sales
See you in a few weeks when they "oopsie lol" revise it and it's no longer bad
>no pivot
lmao
>inflation too high
LOL

hello sirs where is news for todays redemption?

>>53328766
kek. Fat hands left outside.

PUTLER DROPPED A NUKE ON DAVOS!

Me, an empath sensing that was the high and we are heading for a new low because of interest rates.

>>53328755
>>53328710
>>53328721
>>53328801

see >>53328605

or just read the thread like a non-retard

>>53328781
lol - so if we hit 3400 (a drop of 14% from here) you would say that we weren't right
only 3300 - okay; I'll see you there friend

>>53328164
It’s weird. They’ll me buy options but not leveraged ETFs.

>>53328750
Fat works in a 'first in, last out' type of way. As in, the fat you gained recently will be the first to be lost.
As well, THC is fat soluble. So it'll be stored in fat cells if you've been gaining weight AND regularly smoking.
Good luck, bud.
>>53328771
I'm more of an armpit guy, myself
>>53328808
>PUTLER DROPPED A NUKE ON DAVOS!
BULLISH!!!!!!!!!
>>53328809
>because of interest rates.
Hasn't that been the reason for 12 months now?

Fucking pump and dumps!!!

>>53328686
Depending on the quantity and timed is been stored you can piss hot for months with no relief on sight.
I once got rejected from a job because I pissed hot 3 months after, went back 6 months later and I still had residual THC in the system I passed the test cuz I cheated

>>53328747
don't ever join their gaytrading cult
like I said in an earlier post that triggered a bagholder, if you're not daytrading you're gaytrading

>>53328808
TYBP

>>53328561

>>53328821
3400 would be too high outside the low trend at this point. We already hit in the 3400 range this past summer.

>>53328689
One of boxanon's boxes
>inb4 muh price gouging

>>53328750
get lots of exercise, eat a low fat diet, and drink tons of water and cranberry juice, like 3 times what you normally do. You need to piss water and metabolize as much fat to clear that shit out before your test. Start now, good luck.

STOP SELLING!

OOOOOOOOO I'M SLUUUUUURPINGGGGG

>>53328862
Brady became too based for this cunt when he become Florida man, many such cases.

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>>53328808
no wonder schwab and soros cancelled, they fucking knew.

>>53328561
Getting an Italian pubsub for lunch. Publix pharmacy just texted me that my Boner pills are ready

>>53328689
I'd like to see scoopsies running away from rocker. Maybe add burp anon, jam anon, and the goblina that keeps getting posted (pic related). Also, our lord and savior Jerome Powell.

>>53328873
do you have a pic of his boxes? I didnt save any

What is going on?
Why are we suddenly crashing, even crypto is losing all its gain

how can she dump?

thank the Lord, today we bobros can finally coom

SOXX is well above the 200 dma now, is it unironically time to slurp a shit ton of SOXL?

>>53328936
Putin nuked Davos, Switzerland during the middle of the WEF. See >>53328808

>>53328936
>>53328942
Decoupled and priced in

music for mumus
https://youtu.be/y983TDjoglQ?t=46

FUCK IS GOING ON?

WHY IS IT REVERSALING????

I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO LIMIT DOWN!!!!

>>53327946
Natural gas prices are coming down because the winter is almost over. They might go back up in the summer/fall when everyone tries to stock up for the winter. Or they might not because gas stoves are bad for minorities.

>>53328808
>>53328954
https://www.davos.ch/en/information/news/livecams

Fuck today fuck today FUCK TODAY. I lost 1k on TSLA calls, and had leftover money in another brokerage account so I went all in on puts and made it back. I NEED A BREAK FUCK THAT

>>53328975
I fucking hate this shit so much, FUCK THE FINRA

>>53328932

OTM SQQQ calls. Way OTM. See you anons in March.

>>53328975
DUDE LOOK AT TESLA COMPUTER

>>53328637
Welcome to semis

>>53328288
>growth slowing down
>catastrophic
investors are weird

>>53328637
nvda has another 70% or so to fall before it's even fairly valued so it shouldn't be a surprise.

>>53328932

i will beat you until you stop hurting

JUST

>>53328974
OMG ITS TRUE!!! LOOK HOW DARK THE SKY IS!!!! THE MUSHROOM CLOUD IS BLOCKING OUT THE SUN!!!!!!!

>>53329035
what am I looking at

my puts are ITM

I WANT MY MOMMY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53329007
Should've gotten out of that garbage when my position hit -30% honeslty, wtf was I thinking

>>53328967
Powell has Covid. Black Swan conveniently clapping the bond rally

>>53328932
.

This is what they call a ”healthy pullback”

Anyone at all care about SOXX being above the 200 dma? What the fuck happened to this general

>>53329026
Wow still going with that huh

>>53328637
Buy more! It's on sale reddit!

SP500 dipping below 200 day SMA
well then that's less than optimal for bulls
lol
lmao even

>>53328287
eta?

>>53329090
>This is what they call a ”healthy pullback”
I wonder what they're going to call it 6 weeks from now when we are at the October lows again?

>>53329090
>This is what they call a ”healthy pullback”
This is gonna be the mumu cope the whole way down isn't it?

>>53328689
thousands of crabs

>>53329127
>mumu cope
there is always something going down
there is always something going up
you wouldnt know because you are redit

>>53328714
welcome to the third world

>>53329092
yes i do
it's been above the 200 SMA for a bit now. we'll see if it holds. SPY dipping below unfortunately. doesn't seem able to maintain a level above the 200 SMA for a very long time but maybe the more it's tested the more likely we are to break through for a while.

>>53328689
You should put me in it. I'm The Quasar, and you guys are going to be seeing a lot of me.

>>53329159
fuck off baggot

>>53329092
i don't think it'll hold

t. SOXS holder

>>53329155
I'm just surprised it even got above the 200 with all the absurd bearish sentiment around semis. Any intuition on how likely it is that SOXL gets back to the 30-40 range any time soon?

vix computer buddy

Which of you magnificent bastards shorted that Silvergate pump yesterday?

>>53329185
Why does everyone keep calling me that? Can't you read? My name's The Quasar, and don't (you) forget it.

Miners are showing strength

look at nasdaq and s&p going down at the exact same percentage.
all algos work right now

spy lost 395 as support, so it's gonna flush down to 390

fucking bobo scum this dump doesn't make sense

>>53329247
>>53329247
>>53329247
>>53329247
BORING

i hope you guys are buying this tasty, scrumptious, mouth-watering, delectable dip dish that we're kindly being served. Remember, NFLX earnings tomorrow and debt ceiling will be a nothingburger

>>53329196
semis have corrected pretty hard already. really depends on if we go into a deep recession or not, which is difficult to predict. i really have no idea what's going to happen, so i'm just following the 200 SMA strategy.

>>53329146
>there is always something going down
All stock indexes for the foreseeable future
>there is always something going up
Bear ETFs and treasury bonds

What is the catalyst?
Surely crypto getting shutdown in 20mins time have no impact to the stock market and Jpow getting the memeflu shouldn't even matter

Okay,

>>53329123
>the bottom is in
Or the classic
>why are we dumping when there's no news!!!

>>53329243
LMAO, Putin just initiated mutually assured destruction. Buy Hormel, in a few weeks you'll be able to get a double blow job from a mother daughter combo for a single can of spam. It'll literally be worth it's weight in gold bullion.

not a fookin Red day

>>53328975
Welcome to adulthood motherfucker
They still card me, those damn niggers

>>53329288
kys baggie

>>53329290
>no news
So, just to clarify, the most notable information to come out today so far is that Powell has a cold. You think that's a good reason for the market to take a shit in a straight line, all in unison?

>>53328060

Yeah, I’m the loser that is making more money than ever before due to chink manufacturing taking a shit. Don’t take my word for it. Listen to forexlive.COM. LOL

Gentlemen, this is what a gaslighting, crowded trade kike shill looks like.

I’ve just transitioned from bear to bull because kikes are actively shilling their crowded trades ITT.

>>53329253
Tax season.

>>53329374
>the most notable information
PPI and retails sales. Bad news is only bullish if the Fed will pivot. Bad news is very bad when the Fed won't pivot. The Fed will not pivot. Make of that what you will

>>53329092
>SOXX
What happened is no one cares about SOXL this isn't 2021 with you faggots and your cult shitting up /smg/ every day.

>>53329426
PPI was good and retail sales is a nothingburger every fucking time.

OH NO MEN'S SHIRTS COST 1% MORE, SELL LITERALLY EVERYTHING ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

Does that sound rational to you?

>>53329443
>PPI was good
How was it good?

>>53329441
>NOOOOO YOU CANT TALK ABOUT AN ETF IN THE STOCK MARKET GENERAL

>>53329443
Did you miss the part where this whole rally was lead by absolute dogshit?
BBBY pumping 500%, etc.

>>53329402
dude. PMI is based on US manufacturing. it's a survey of US manufacturers. you know nothing.
>my personal business is doing okay, therefore manufacturing nationwide must be doing okay!

What will today’s close be like?

I have EQNR and it won’t pump

>me after gaining 1% on my -25% bags

ZeroHedge says the Treasury's "extraordinary" measures to stave off the inevitable debt ceiling increase until the summer or fall are going to cancel the effect of QT by draining the liquidity from the Treasury General account at the Fed. By my own analysis, I had predicted that QT was really going to start fucking the market in the spring but this other analysis has convinced me that it probably won't. I'm not going to start posting mumus but I might post some color-inverted bobos for a while as we see how that goes. I think if draining the Treasury's bank account is going to have the effect of QE, the market will go up despite even the most catastrophic collapse in the underlying fundamentals. I am very interested to see what will happen and I recant on my former "it's absolutely going straight to hell in 2023." This other analysis of the Fed's statement makes a more circuitous route to hell seem reasonable.

1/2

>>53329516
3:00pm miracle rally to a higher high on the day.

2/2

>>53329441
At least observe the trading volume before saying this. Ive seen SOXL trade 200+ million shares on a good say.

Its easily top 5 in trade volume and good residual QQQ exposure

>>53329564
Me, an empath, sensing the market won’t return to this level for at least 12 months.

>>53329443
Retail sales down 1.6% = down 10% yoy with adjusted inflation

>>53328917
publix 12(6 or 8)7
for your own sake, if you're going to censor your images do a better job next time dimwit