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All Glory to the Biz Ball Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Previous:
>>53317707
>>53312218

>> No.53322900

First for obama tongued my anus in 1995

>> No.53322906
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>KO

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Balls

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It‘s over

>> No.53322931

>>53322910
How do I profit from the FBI unapologetically going out of their way to defend a corrupt administration?

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Why 99% of traders lose money. They fall for the trap that stocks or options are CHEAP. This is not the fucking flee market. Your normie thinking of trying to get a deal for the most part always LOSE. You may win a few times using this strategy but in the long term you will always give back your gains and some even more.

Only those who are able to predict the future through fundamental, astrological or TA are you able to use this method successfully. The majority of the people who trade do not exceed in this department. SO they think they are getting a deal. They bag hold because of HOPIUM. As long as it's opened I will have a chance! They sell off their winners right away because they think the trend is not real and will reverse very soon.


You're welcome.

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>>53322908
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

>> No.53322942
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53322942

>innovation

>> No.53322948

>>53322942
>that's a man

>> No.53322950
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53322950

Could the biz ball defeat that skinwalker John Rocker hit with his car?

>> No.53322964

>>53322906
It's been getting shrekt by KOF recently.

>> No.53323022
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>>53322950
They're different manifestations of the same demon

>> No.53323025

if there was a huge candle after market that would mean that big boys are buying not retail.

>> No.53323060
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So as a heads up, I'm going to be creating a charity called handouts for hamchads in the near future now that I'm part time at work. I expect each and every richfag in this general to donate to the cause so I can make videos for a living even for a short time. In return, I will do in depth DD on stocks to make them money. Don't be cheap asses richfags. A few thousand dollars collectively will give you 10x the returns.

>> No.53323075

>>53323060
So you're setting up a patreon?

>> No.53323087

I wish kpop anon would just name fag already so my filters would get him

>> No.53323095

>>53323075
I was thinking PayPal. I'd be willing to offer great incentives on Patreon if you can think of any rewards you might want. Hell some.of you can come spend a week at casa del rocker if the price is right

>> No.53323105

>>53323087
hit a nerve huh? feel that pain? ignore your gains.

>> No.53323110

>>53322938
>TA
stopped reading there

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>>53323060
What about a charity for anons who become poor after following your financial advice?

>> No.53323156

>futures

bulltrap?

>> No.53323167

>>53323134
Your losses are a tax write off. What more do you want? But trust me, nobody has ever lost money listening to me. Never have, never will. I spoonfed you SIDU and SIGA.

>> No.53323175

>>53323060
holy shit you're more of a slimy jew than baggie

>> No.53323183

>>53323175
Whoa there chud, I've given my life to this general. Baggot has done nothing to help this community.

>> No.53323206

>>53323183
a couple of weekly /smg/ updates is not 10xing returns

>> No.53323207

>>53323183
Baggie gave us asian titties

>> No.53323208

>>53322887
Fuck this reddit tier >muh buzball trash. I know its the tripscum that made the OP (camouflaging as not to give away his usual faggotry). So pathetic to try and meme this dead meme for a couple more hours. I will not post here except to say you are plebbit CANCER and i hope you die slow and in pain as should everyone playing along with it.

>> No.53323217

>>53323206
In it's current form, no. In it's future form yes.

>> No.53323229

>>53323207
Rice milkers aren't hard to come by anon, reliable stock tips are

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YANG gang - the dragons have been pacified

>> No.53323252

>>53323217
those richfags might not hold that optimism

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>>53323208
you okay sweaty? who hurt you?

>> No.53323257

>>53323252
I don't care, the asking price is so low they won't even know the money is missing. Betting on me is like buying a scratch off with 50/50 odds of becoming a millionaire

>> No.53323260

i'll go all in the short rocker ETF purely on principle

>> No.53323277

>>53323156
market is gonna moon until FOMC .

>> No.53323319

My sister showed me she could pee standing up when we were children

>> No.53323337

>>53323319
That's both odd and based

>> No.53323342

>this shitco rally
We 2021 again. Short the economy, long shitcos.

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>>53323342
but my shitco isn't rallying...

>> No.53323380

fuck you i dont want onions fuck you

bye good night im not ocming vback

>> No.53323389

>>53323342
this is bullshit. how long will the retard rally last?

>> No.53323396

>>53323319
Is your sister hot? Can she pee standing up for me to see?

>> No.53323399

>>53323060
Define “richfag” for me. Is a richfag rich for /Smg/ or rich for, say, Beverly Hills?

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>>53323399
A richfag is defined by anyone that has over $300,000 or more in stocks or cash

>> No.53323411

>>53323406
That's not even lower middle class. lol.

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>>53323411
Well then you see how cheap this offer really is. /smg/ has been plagued with failure. If my mind is fully in the game, this general will genuinely make some real money

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Shorting now is too risky I have decided. At any moment the front run of the fed will be sucessful. For instance, If you have puts under 400, it may never get under 400 again. The risk/reward for shorting is now too great. Tomorrow I will sell my puts.

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>>53323526

>> No.53323568

>>53322887
I miss 2020s /smg/ when we didn't have tripfags.

>> No.53323570

Buying back into oil

>> No.53323571

can we be early on something

>> No.53323584
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I've read basic TA and FA, and will focus mostly on TA. However, one thing I would like more information on is how I should trade in relation to the color of S&P500. Should the trading day open green, or is it okay slightly below, and so on... Does anyone have a clue where I can find some information in regard to this? I have around 500k I wanna lose on stocks so that I can becum eliglebleble for welfare and wont have to work. Thank ye

https://youtu.be/5jBCovwPnDg

>> No.53323588

>>53323570
Why?

>> No.53323633

>>53323588
SPR releases stopped
https://nitter.nl/staunovo/status/1615366717269766148

>> No.53323648

>>53323584

Guess I think I might understand that VolBal + color intensity should suffice

>> No.53323673
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53323673

How low does your IQ have to be to own credit cards? 65? Well, maybe 60 is nearer to the truth.

You guys having fun racking up imaginary airline points?

>> No.53323676

>>53323584
You should ask your medium next.

>> No.53323689
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>>53308554
absolutely based and deserving of a (you)

>> No.53323694

>>53323673
Lol just lol. Enjoy your missing checking account interest.

>> No.53323695

>>53323060
You are an alcoholic ogre that is shit at investing and shit at being a valuable human being.if you were actually good at stock picking you wouldn’t be begging for handouts (which is literally rule one on /biz) drink yourself till liver failure and do the world a favor.

>> No.53323705

want to know how to avoid taxes?
create business in singapore
hire self as trader
take profits as company earning
w-8ben to avoid paying taxes

>> No.53323719

>>53323673
I get 3% cash back on all purchases. It is literally a 3% discount on everything I buy. I pay it off at the end of each month because i am not a fucking retard and reap the benifits with 0 downside. The room temp iq folks just max them out and get hurried in debt.

>> No.53323725

>>53323673
For me, it’s about the fantasy of one day having a mortgage.
>t. 780 FICO

>> No.53323736

>>53323705
Want a bigger secret? Make enough money to be able to sell $80k of stocks a year and be married. You pay 0 taxes and it is capital gains / is not taxed as income.

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53323750

>>53323694

>borrow 80k from visa
>2 years later.you get "free" airline tickets

Wow you are smart. You better borrow 500k this time. They might give you 3 free airline tickets lol. I apologize for calling you a 60 IQ half-wit. 200 IQ higher being over there.

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>>53323695
certified chud. You're a habitual hamchad hater. People like you will never make it. You're a chud, and i'm a Chad. Buy calls tomorrow

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>>53323754
Chud these balls shrek

>> No.53323773

>>53323719

So it's 3% cash? Meaning there are no restrictions on what you can buy with those points?

Why not just buy 1m worth of shit? They will just hand you 3% cash

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Bobros ...

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I tried to save you

>> No.53323811
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>>53323767
>$125,000
>1%
>$1,250
That's all you owe me. You won't even know the money is missing

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>futures

>> No.53323839

>>53322887
I'm going to get a sofi bank account. You can yield over 2% in their bank account and get 3% cash back with their credit card. Also FDIC insured. Someone try to talk some sense into me before I get a sofi savings account

>> No.53323840

>>53323811
do you even analyze stocks? all ive seen you do is /soc/ post, avatarfag, and ban evade

>> No.53323846

>>53323839
why do you care about 2% first of all
seocnd of all if you want a meme bank use robinhood so you can debit card directly from your brokerage acc that automatically earns interest

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>>53323840
Jesus christ. You really don't know me do you? I am the most successful trader in /smg/ history. Honestly your attitude is making me want to go out off my way to provide everyone but you with stock tips

>> No.53323877

>>53323673
Based, credit is digital goyslop

>> No.53323916

I thought it was impossible for AMZN to go down below $70 but I guess with shit earnings it might happen

>>53323689
if her tits were bigger than the head, that pic would be perfect

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>>53323060
Here's your tip, get a better job! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.53323960
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>>53323839
>You can yield over 2%
Daily?

>> No.53323965

>>53323839
I have the credit card
It’s okay
When I signed up it was 2% back and you have to use it to buy stocks or crypto, if you use it to pay off your card it only counts as 1%
The credit score monitoring is kind of cool, but I get similar things through Wells Fargo and American Express.
Is it your first card? First I might go for the Wells Fargo active cash, the chase freedom flex, or the American Express blue everyday.

>>53323916
“No”

>> No.53323977

>>53323673
this person has never booked a hotel room or a flight in his life.
wow

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Did we top out or what boys? I feel like tomorrow is now or never

>> No.53323997

>>53323977
My IQ is too high for me to own any credit cards lol.

>> No.53324007

>>53323997
>My IQ is too high for me to own any credit cards lol.
I'm sure that pickup line works great for you.

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I am uncontrollably gaining weight ever since I started working 14 hours a day to avoid layoffs.

>> No.53324067

>>53323993
As soon as we got to 400 on SPY it just noped out instantly. The answer will depend on whether we can close above it convincingly or not

>> No.53324081

>>53324065

Do you work 60 hours plus?

>> No.53324092
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>>53324081
closer to 80 the last few months

>> No.53324095

>>53323526
I guess we’ll just have to wait until powell yet again says rate cuts are not on the table before the next leg down

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>>53324092

That's rough. You work in tech? That will likely save your job.

>> No.53324102

I shorted EUR/JPY with a x125 leverage. Im gonna make it

>> No.53324106

>>53324092
How is that even possible for a human to salve like that?
>t. neet that quit job after boss tried to make me work more than 20 hours

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>BOJ announced it'd prefer to turn japs into debt slaves than let bond market die
Alright. Well then.

>> No.53324111

>>53323993
s&p is dry humping The Line at the moment. so maybe.

>> No.53324113

>>53324106

>Can't work more than 20 hours a week

Man. Your life is about to become very fucked up.

>> No.53324114

>>53324100
Yes. Though they're still being surprisingly ungrateful, so I'm not hopeful.

>>53324106
It's WFH. This many hours would physically kill me if I had to go to an office.

>> No.53324120

>>53324109
is debt really slavery? you can just not pay it back

>> No.53324125

>>53324120
They are not intent on not paying it back.

>> No.53324126

>>53324114
Save every penny. If you get fired it won't matter

>> No.53324131

>>53324113
I get money for free in the mail lmao. I just got a job because I wanted something fun to do and boy was I disappointed

>> No.53324145

why is futures pumping?
what happened to all the gloom and doom?

>> No.53324146

>>53324131

>I get money for free in the mail

Man your life is about to become extremely fucked up

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Yields...

>> No.53324170

>>53324146
then before I die I just want you all to know, I wish I took more of you down with me

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>>53324164
>3M>1Y
it's fucking over

>> No.53324177

>Europa
Oude wereld chads, WE GAAN

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>>53324164
Its repairing

>> No.53324214

>>53324170
based as fuck

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oil bros............................allah has protected us from ((((theyre)))) recession

>> No.53324229

>>53324102
Why not USD/JPY?

>> No.53324231

>>53324172
Yea it’s over, for the US dollar. Stocks are gonna fucking explode higher as the dollar continues its collapse. The bond market knows the FED won’t keep rates even where they are now let alone raise them much more. They’ll be printing more by EOY and the government is spending money like a drunken sailor as usual.

>> No.53324251

>>53323584
Using TA requires quality tarot cards, crystal ball and salary to cover your monthly losses. Good luck

>> No.53324266

>>53323750
You do know you don't pay interest if you repay every month right?

>> No.53324275

funny how chat gpt refuses to do any sort of financial calculation, they're clearly going to make it cost money

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>>53323673
>>53323750
its for security, my money isnt at risk. american expresses money is

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>35K in SPY
>20K in SOXL
>5K in crypto
>60K in cash
>no real debt
what's my next move
physical assets? more equities?

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>>53324251

Good, I'm already a wizard

>> No.53324294

>>53324290
uranium, oil

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>futures

>> No.53324373

Low volume dump on 202 contracts, this is all bobo can do now

>> No.53324384

>>53324290
Are you confidant that Sox* or the SPX* can stay above the 200 day SMA for long?

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53324419

>>53323777
Checked

>> No.53324506

>>53324164
>futures

Dive dive Diiiivvveee

Anyway, is it really that bad if 3M is higher than 2Y?

>> No.53324546

>>53324506
It's basically a signal that the bond market anticipates a recession. I think the yield curve inversion correctly predicted a recession all but one times.

>> No.53324667

>>53324102
>I shorted EUR/JPY with a x125 leverage. Im gonna make it
Please explain how the yen could possibly rally agains the euro.
Especially with europe getting way better through the winter than expected and rallying against the dollar

>> No.53324691

>>53324275
It's a fucking language model, it can't calculate shit.
God I wish I could short all those "AI" Startups popping out in the next few years

>> No.53324705

>futures

>> No.53324713

>>53324691
math is a language, negro

>> No.53324721

>>53324705
youre supposed to post an image bitch how am i supposed to know how to feel about the futures if you dont post an image god i hate you

>> No.53324723

>>53324691
>It's a fucking language model, it can't calculate shit
I have no idea how in the fuck it’s able to do light amounts of programming, but yeah, this.

trying a question like “I have 3 apples, 2 bananas, 4 carrots… how many fruit?” means you’d have to encode “common sense knowledge” somehow, but that’s an approach from the “scruffy” AI approach which is orthogonal to how language models work

>> No.53324731
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53324731

any books you anons could recommend?

>> No.53324742

>>53324731
andrew tate says books and cooking are low ROI so i dont do either. i am now 110lbs.

>> No.53324744

>>53324713
math is information encodings with context
the model does not actually give absolutely phenomenal info back out. it just looks like it is.

some dude tried making it explain paxos, and it was apparently a little flawed.

>>53324721
>missing the point of the futures meme this hard

>> No.53324752

>>53324731
I’ve probably re-read Designing Data Intensive Applications for the 3rd or 5th recently

>> No.53324753
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>>53324713
Look at this shit.
It's the most overhyped thing in ages, mostly because barely anyone seems to understand what it does.
>>53324723
>I have no idea how in the fuck it’s able to do light amounts of programming, but yeah, this.
Pretty simple, there's a rather gargantuan amount of code training data accessible on github and the like.
The issue is that quite a few of the results it spits out are just straight up wrong.

>> No.53324761

>>53324691
It can do basic ones. If you give it a prompt with a few calculations (5+8=13, 10+21=31, 45+33=78 etc.) it can do basic additions, up to 4 digits I think (if you prompt it with those), even if the specific calculation wasn't in its dataset. Somehow the language model caught onto the basic logic of additions, but it can't do much more. The latter makes me doubt it can go much further, considering it's getting hard to meaningfully increase the dataset, but I guess we'll see what math focused models do.

>> No.53324773

>>53324753
So it's a stupid but overconfident 4th grader?
>>53324761
Not sure if this is true for easily accessible ones, I read about this about a year or two ago, from someone with access to an earlier gpt version.

>> No.53324777

>>53324102
lol

>> No.53324783

>>53324753
>fucking up basic number comparisons this hard
>this is what has normies screeching FUTURE NAO
>this glorified markov chain spitter is allegedly valued at billions of dollars by silicons best and brightest startup savants
what if I literally just popped up a cheap and easy markov chain thingy on a backend server and hooked it up to square or paypal to charge brainlets to query the stupid thing? san francisco’s next hot unicorn?

>> No.53324790

>>53324744
so it's basically scraping info like a search engine? i am not a code nerd i dont understand anything beyond beginner python

>>53324753
microsoft seems very interested in it

>> No.53324794

>>53324742
>i am now 110lbs
you’re more of a lanklet than I am, anon. that’s a fucking feat.

>> No.53324801

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me

>at first Margaret was teaching the dolphin to speak english
>but then she was living in a private home and fucking it

ISLAM WAS RIGHT ABOUT WOMEN

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>>53324783
Well let's be clear it's immensely impressive, it's just nowhere near the hype.
>>53324790
>so it's basically scraping info like a search engine? i am not a code nerd i dont understand anything beyond beginner python
No it doesn't scrape at all. The scrapping takes place before the learning process. It basically uses your input, throws it in a very large and complex function (to be more clear a shit ton of small functions that feed other functions) and receives the answer as a result of that.

Another funny point that clearly shows how there is no underlying logic is pic related

>> No.53324833

>>53324790
>so it's basically scraping info like a search engine
that, but with some glue so that the pieces overlap, and it may also take words from the input that it detected were important and instinctively paste them into slots of the output.

The following actually is basically what it would sound like if ChatGPT could talk:
https://youtu.be/u14tZbiFMi0

>> No.53324841

>>53324801
that’s not finance related, but a reminder to short SHE relative to the SPY as a footnote would be

>> No.53324874

>>53324841
>>53324833
Is spamton finance related?

>> No.53324907

what shitcoins are we gambling on tomorrows day trade fellow smgs?

>> No.53324916

>>53324819
Heh. Halfway right, I guess it got the first part correct because it's repeated often in some form in math textbooks etc., but then just couldn't make the small logical step for a correct answer.

>> No.53324924
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53324924

Bull bros are going to make it??

>> No.53324932

>>53324924
Did you get out for breakeven twice?

>> No.53324937
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>>53324924
it is unironically our turn

>> No.53324954

What even happens when BBBY declares bankruptcy?
Do they immediately dump to 0?
I can't be the only one shorting them here

>> No.53324968

>>53324932
Arrow just indicate EMA cross

>> No.53324972

>>53324954
I think you are because there are 0 shares left to borrow and the fee's are too high even if they are. Should have just waited for it to squeeze.

>> No.53324981

>>53324954
take the profit anon

>> No.53324998

>>53324874
no, but chatGPT apparently is, you illiterate ass flat-footed niggermonkey.
GO BACK TO THE JUNGLE N SHEEEEEEETTT

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>>53324102

>> No.53325012

FTSE all time high guys. Bongs are winning this economy. the pound is back and the commewealth will live forever

>> No.53325018

>>53324972
What the serious fuck are you talking about
>>53324981
Well I've set my stops and now just plan to wait until an official announcement
Bbbbagys think their epic Le hedgiebeating tendie making short squooze didn't happen last week
They're also thinking every media story mentioning bbby bankruptcy is being written by the deep state jews and that bbby is going to be Le epic avengers endgame saved by Ryan Cohen and the sqooze happens in 2 more weeks

>> No.53325032

>>53324102
Who would possibly give you x100 leverage?

>> No.53325055

>>53325012
>commewealth
You mean the goofy accent club lol

>> No.53325074

>>53324954
Infinite gains

>> No.53325078
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53325078

Women have vaginas

>> No.53325079

>>53325032
forex routinely would

>> No.53325103

>>53325078
uhoh stinky

>> No.53325129
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>>53325078
And they use those vaginas to have sex with dogs.

>> No.53325155

>>53325078
30 points have been deducted from your social credit account for hate speech. your privilege to travel outside your designated local area has been revoked.

>> No.53325191
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> s&p500 reaches 4000
> Short
> s&p500 goes down
> Profit
> s&p500 retest 4000
> Short
>....

Is trading that easy?

>> No.53325233

>>53325129
And dolphins.

>> No.53325252

>>53325012
>record inflation
>wages not rising
>industry outsourced and crumbling
>more niggers and poos
What a shit state

>> No.53325253
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53325253

>UNHEEM MY CHAAARTS
>SAY YOU'LL GIVE ME SOME GAAAINS

>> No.53325276

>>53323673
>pay with one card
>no free money
>pay with another
>free money

>> No.53325288

>>53325252
but enough about the US

>> No.53325299

>>53325012
i wonder if that buy FTSE puts guy is completely broke, it sounded like he doubled down and the ftse has almost gone straight up for months

>> No.53325300
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>>53324753
artificial intelligence, more like artificial stupidity.

>> No.53325311
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53325311

If it feels like the rallies in chips and gold are overdone that’s because they are
This is financial advice

>> No.53325329

BUDDIES CHECK OUT VIX COMPUTER

>> No.53325335

Bonds be sussin again fr fr

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>>53325335
>mfw shorting tech and Cathie while yields are reaching fresh lows

>> No.53325370

>bobros still uppity itt
My shorts are in danger

>> No.53325379

>>53325357
>Conversely, when investors’ confidence level is low, the demand for Treasuries will increase, hiking up Treasuries’ prices and lowering their yields. Because of this, declining Treasury yields are often viewed as indicating a potential economic slowdown.
>When investors lose confidence in the economy, it is not uncommon for the yield curve to invert. An inverted yield curve, where short-term yields exceed long-term yields, potentially happens when long-term investors expect short-term interest rates to decline in the future, so they try to lock in the current yields.
https://www.stlouisfed.org/open-vault/2022/apr/what-bond-yields-signal-about-economy

>> No.53325439

>>53323060
I'd give you money.

>> No.53325492
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53325492

Who wants to come and explore the Mae Ping River

>> No.53325504

>>53323095
That would be awesome. I made about 2000 bucks of the bookstore play (already forgot). This money totally belongs to you. Might aswell give it to you in person. We could be best friends and talk all night about all the things we are interested in like the stock market, replacement theory etc.. It would be so great. I wouldn't be alone any more.

>> No.53325508

2 more weeks until baggot heeming/Fed meeting

>> No.53325515
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>>53322887
>OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE DID YOU HEAR OF THOSE NEWS ARTICLE FIVE MINUTES AGO AAAAAAAAA
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>WOAH DID YOU SEE THAT HECKY WECKY FORMATION IN THE FIVE SECOND CHART OOOOOOOO
>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>AAAAAAAA DID YOU HEAR WHAT HECKIN BUFFETT JUST SAID AAAAAAAAAAA
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>WOOOOAAAAAHHHHH DID YOU SEE THOSE CPI DATA THAT CAME OUT THREE SECONDS AGO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.53325595

What's the current play now?
All in to SPXS?

>> No.53325596
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53325596

What about a trip down memory lane to South Africa?

>> No.53325638

>>53325288
kek

>> No.53325649
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53325649

if your portfolio isnt at least 50% of any of these companies you're an incel

>> No.53325724
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doesn’t PPI come out today? also doesn’t anyone else caress their pp and balls when they look at their stocks? seein stock go up literally makes me horny

>> No.53325758
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>>53325595
All in BBBY, everything else is boring and I want some excitement.

>> No.53325760

>>53325724
PPI 8:30
Retail sales 8:30
Bullard 9:30

>> No.53325765
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They call me poopy bear on the trading floor. One day I will show them.

>> No.53325783

>>53325724
I'm sadomas so I love seeing red on my portfolio and causing physical harm. I slap my thighs and back with drumsticks until there will be a welt the next day while trading.

>> No.53325791
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You eurocucks in early morning /smg/ are fucking weird. My leading signals are about to flip to bullish but my heart wants more dumping.

>> No.53325801

>>53325515
This but unironically

>> No.53325807

>>53322938
This strat works for buying alts spot,not so much in the stock market

>> No.53325819
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>>53325760
ty.
>>53325783
yeesh well I guess this past year has been good for you m8

>> No.53325821

>BOIL


uhhhhh braphogs

>> No.53325829

>>53325819
She has cute penis

>> No.53325866

Jesus fucking Christ. NVDA has a normal day yesterday and now it’s the only semi in the red during pre-market. Can anyone share what news caused this?

>> No.53325874

What's the point of looking at futures if they rarely ever go where you think they are going to go at open?

>> No.53325885

What's causing commodities to pump? Copper is on it's way to 5 bucks again

>> No.53325887

What should I buy? No meme stocks.

>> No.53325888

Bros.. I owe income tax and I haven't even put my 1099 in.

>> No.53325893
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>>53322938
>astrological
My nigger

>> No.53325898

>>53325874
I need something to do when my opponent plays at a snail pace in MTGA

>> No.53325899

>>53323526
Except this time the Fed can't abd won't pivot. The market will irrationally pump and the Fed will get more hawkish. It's clear where this is headed

>> No.53325901

>>53324294
KING

>> No.53325905
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53325905

sorry but biz ball is lame and forced

>> No.53325908

>>53325887
Depends, regular brokerage account or tax advantaged retirement account?

>> No.53325913

>>53325905
t. cringe cuck cube enjoyer

>> No.53325919

>>53325874
The fuck do you even mean?

You are saynig the same thing as "what is the point of looking at SPY premarket if it rarely ever goes where you think it will at open?"

>> No.53325922
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53325922

> green futures
> The market opens
> huge dump
> Back to under 4000

Kek mumus

>> No.53325929
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53325929

>>53325002

>> No.53325957

>>53323689
Looks like my ex. God i miss her bros
How can I profit off this?

>> No.53325966

Oil is looking pretty bullish lately. Be a shame if it ruined those inflation figures everyone is creaming about

>> No.53325972

>>53325922
It just pumped,I want to believe too that there's going to be a huge dump eventually but what are you smoking?

>> No.53326016

>>53325379
What I'm wondering is now that everyone is irrationally euphoric and thinks a soft landing is guaranteed, are yields going to uninvert to reflect this optimism? That would ironically guarantee a hard landing deep recession.

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53326024

>>53325515

>> No.53326036

>>53325908
reg

>> No.53326046
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53326046

>>53325515
OOOOO


IM SLURPIN!

>> No.53326060
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53326060

What time data come out, 30 mins from now?

>> No.53326062

>>53325724
NAME/SAUCE NOW
also shill me some stocks to hold 1-2 years

>> No.53326064

>>53326036
No idea

>> No.53326068

>>53325899
>THIS TIME ITS DIFFERENT

>> No.53326073

>>53326060
Yes, an hour before open.

>> No.53326074

>>53325885
Lotta moving averages just got broken, inventories are at record lows for various things, Fed's already passed the point of max hawkishness, and (despite Xi's strategic reserves and dumber traders assuming it will take several months) China is reopening.

>> No.53326075

Coinbase is gonna do a lil sum.

>> No.53326096

>>53325966
That just means they need to kill every other piece of the economy harder.

>> No.53326100

I can't believe we're gonna have a soft landing, I think I'm gonna take 20x leverage on nvda at open

>> No.53326105
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53326105

And just like that, nobody on earth, in the Milkyway, the universe, or the other dimensions will ever,even once, EVER, buy even one red cent of Nat Gas ever again til the end of time itself

>> No.53326111

>>53326074
>China is reopening
is a 100% chink stock portfolio a good thing?

>> No.53326115
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53326115

>>53326073
Thanks fren

>> No.53326118
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>>53326074
>inventories are at record lows for various things

What universe do you think we're in?

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53326122

>>53326111
No clue, but I suspect you're a little late. And if you know of a harder-to-manipulate statistic than flights that shows the reopening's *not* happening ahead of expectations, I'm all ears.

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53326129

>>53324753
i smell bs

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53326136

>>53326100
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Top fomo signal

>> No.53326142

Is there any way I can short all the home builders in one simple etf?

>> No.53326143

>>53324753
>AI overhyped

There is hype but you’re the one who does not understand. If it has a weak spot that is just a spot that it wasn’t properly trained for or trained on.
You can’t deny the pace at which the language models and image generation models are accelerating. I guess you could try to make a case they will stop improving, but there is no chance.
The AIs will dream all of our culture and they will map the rules of everything.

>> No.53326144

just got my 350 stimmy card what calls do i buy that will give me a 10x by tomorrow? prefer if they only cost $.01 so i can maximize gains instead of the gay little jew shit that makes you trade in $5 minimum increments

>> No.53326153

>>53326105
kek

>> No.53326155
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53326155

Incredibly
https://youtu.be/LZ_4jJGRruo

>> No.53326159
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>>53326118
Industrial metals are getting scrounged pretty hard, cattle herds are beat, even 2 or 3 physical chicken ETFs are having a hard time meeting redemption requests.

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53326165

>>53326144
SQQQ

>> No.53326169
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53326169

One single smg in the catlog
Dead board dead thread dead market

>> No.53326184
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53326184

cat market general

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>>53326129
Just look at the numbers, bro. You can clearly see 29.5 takes up more space on the screen. It's obviously bigger. It's like 55% more pixels.

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>>53326142
Unfortunately Direxion (this thread's sponsor) only offers a 3X bull ETF under the ticker NAIL: https://www.direxion.com/product/daily-homebuilders-supplies-bull-3x-etf

That's got an options chain, but you may have a better time finding puts on or shorting ITB or XHB.

>> No.53326223
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53326223

Why the dow is struggling ?

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53326224

Like marina here, I enjoy depeche mode and a good nights rest. I guess the market is going to crab for 30 years, lol.

>> No.53326226
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53326226

> futures

>> No.53326233

I'm gonna fomo into YPF please stop me

>> No.53326261

>>53326223
The age of reckoning against boomers has begun

>> No.53326269

*screams at the top of his lungs* OKAYYYYYYY BOOMER
OKAY BOOOOOOMER
OKAY BOOMER
*pisses pants*
OKAY BOOMER
OKAY BOOBOOBOOMEEEER
I AM ZOOMER

>> No.53326273

>>53326261
S&P would have to tank if that were the case
boomers aren't only invested in the dow

>> No.53326289
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53326289

Reminder that my tip to my local law enforcements face book page helped send Nicholas Depietropolo to jail back in 2013

>> No.53326290

>>53323871
>I am the most successful trader in /smg/ history
are you just -1%?

>> No.53326310

If we don't dump today it's unironically over for me

>> No.53326311

>>53324092
you should try going back in time and selling yourself out to slavery

>> No.53326325

>>53326289
who?

>> No.53326331

>>53326273
3200 is still possible

>> No.53326339

>>53326310
Ppi dropped, futures went green. We fucked

>> No.53326340

REPORT IS ABOTU TO COME OUT WHERES THE LINK COMOEN GUYS

>> No.53326341

Why are we fucking green?

>> No.53326351
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53326351

> futures

BOBROS WTFWT

>> No.53326355
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53326355

>retail -1%
>core PPI didn't fucking move
>we pump

>> No.53326364

>>53324731
the bible is a good one to read when you are <-10%

>> No.53326365

>>53326325
An old friend turned junkie I betrayed for fun after his picture was posted in connection with a bank robbery

>> No.53326368

>>53326289
There was no facebook and no internet in 2013.

>> No.53326369

>>53326355
>Both worse than expected
>We pump

>> No.53326370
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>>53326331
only if JPow does a big dick surprise rape hike the next fed meeting
>please let it be so

>> No.53326372

>>53326355
>predicting the pump that's been happening for two weeks
miss cleo over here

>> No.53326375

>US PPI for December 6.2% vs 6.8% estimate.
>PPI MoM -0.5% versus -0.1% expected
yayy!!! forward looking inflation went down sharply!!! this means the Fed is going to pivot!!! who cares that it is going down so sharply because of a severe recession causing severe economic destruction?? the Fed will save us!!
who cares that retail sales shit the bed again!
all that matters is inflation! who cares about earnings! who cares about the recession! the Fed will save us - the Fed is all powerful! the Fed will inject money into corporate profits!

>> No.53326382

>>53324753
it's a text generator, this "ai" is a meme

>> No.53326384
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53326384

>>53322964

For me it’s GDXU, NRGU, KOF and OIL.

>> No.53326386

This is why I don't trade around news.

>> No.53326392
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>>53326355
kikes what do you expect?

>> No.53326395

>retail sales -1.1%, worse than expected
>big green candle
What went wrong?

>> No.53326396

>>53326368
the world ended in 2012 and we are all living in hell

>> No.53326406

What's the /biz/ball have to say today? I only trade after seeing the /biz/ball's guidance.

>> No.53326407

>>53326223
Goldman just ate a ton of shit on account of their earnings report.

>> No.53326408

>>53326375
This but unironically. We pump

>> No.53326412
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>>53326375
they don't think it be like this
but it do

>> No.53326418

be careful my farts are extremely stinky

>> No.53326419
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>>53326351
Wait until 10am and the holiday spending drops lmao

>> No.53326429

>>53326233
Uh, hmm...uh, because you don't have a price target? Yeah, that's why you shouldn't.

>> No.53326430

pump erased, thanks for playing mumu

>> No.53326431

>>53326418
Same. Brap.

>> No.53326434

>>53326375
it's gonna be again the same shit where the market have to either wait for Jpow to tell them "don't frontrun me retards" or the earnings to make a reality check "oopsie whoopsie, we did a lil fuckie"
Until then I consider all market behaviors as clownesque

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>>53326395
The green candle is from the guidance from the big boys in Davos. Pic related was taken just a few hours ago in Switzerland. We're going up because the old guys said we're going to avoid recession.

>> No.53326451
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WTFWT

>> No.53326459

>>53325874
it's like checking your horoscope

>> No.53326464

>>53326384
lol, I only looked up and mentioned KOF because of your shilling. Any man in both NRGU/GUSH and GDXU/JNUG plays is worth listening to.

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>> No.53326475

>>53326365
>>53326365
nice. did you get a reward? usually bank robbery tipsters get cash rewards right

>> No.53326476

>>53326365
did you get a reward?

>> No.53326485

>>53326375
i think it actually went down because of the release of our petroleum reserves. now that they ran out shits gonna go up in price again as energy spikes

>> No.53326488

>>53325874
futures are the market retard

>> No.53326503

i dont understand..... i posted all the cow gifs??? why is the stonk going down? grr... this must be HIM again. the jewish rabbi.

>> No.53326507

>10 year
It keeps getting slaughtered.

>> No.53326512

>>53326310
see you on monday

>> No.53326514

>WHY ARE WE UP WHEN RETAIL SALES WERE DOWN ONE PERCENT
Hey bear fags, remember that "bad news is good news" thing??

>> No.53326517

>>53326485
shhh!!
who cares that gasoline has gone up 20% in a month and oil more than 12%
this was not because of the SPR release to win the midterms
it is because the Fed is winning against inflation!
the Fed is going to pivot! and by cutting rates by 0.25% corporate profits are going to soar, instantly!
don't worry about the banks setting aside $4 billion for expected losses!
keep buying stocks!!!

>> No.53326527

>Another report showed U.S. producer prices rose less than expected year-on-year in December, adding to evidence of a moderation in inflation.

Where are these lying faggots taking these claims from?

>> No.53326528

honestly, I think I'm just done with /smg/. While you guys are posting bobos and mumus and cry about whatever insignificant direction the market takes day after day, Reddit is making plays and YET AGAIN created a bunch of millionaires with their meme stocks. Why did nobody here say a fucking thing about BBBY yesterday? I'm fucking sick of always missing the train.

>> No.53326530

>>53326507
Bond traders thinking interest rates will plateau, what you’re seeing now is the bond market in a knife fight with the fed and of course the equities faggots are rooting for the bond market because they’re desperate to stop Jpow from raising and pivoting

>> No.53326531
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53326531

>>53326514
>retail sales down in December
>good
you were dropped on your head as a child

>> No.53326533

>>53326517
lmao so much cope. I live across the street from a gas station and gas has been 3.19 for like six weeks but okay

>> No.53326543
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>>53326531
To be fair Netflix is a shit company and not indicative of anything.

>> No.53326544
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53326544

>>53326527
if you really want to know, my suspicion is they are trying to kike the markets on gold so they can keep buying gold at low prices while retards are buying shitstocks

>> No.53326547

>>53326528
Most people in /smg/ understand that those true meme stocks are a huge risk, we still remember the shit that got pulled with GME. Reddit can have the gambles.

>> No.53326553
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53326553

my nigger, Jerome, is about to whoa black betty all over you muthafuckas

>> No.53326555

>>53326475
>>53326476
No. It was a pretty small town and anyone who saw the pic knew who it was. They actually posted a better pic and his shirt said stud muffin or something on it but I can’t find it. I did it for the laughs but I’m sure 50 other people called in as well

>> No.53326559

>>53326528
are you retarded? i gave you faggots the next hot play APRN like a dozen times across 5 threads yesterday and everyone knows about BBBY

>> No.53326561

>>53326370
its going to be 0.5 judging by inflation trend flattening

>> No.53326564

>>53326531
>Netflix is the canary in the coalmine for the entire economy!!!!!
Lol

>> No.53326571
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>>53326533
>retard detected
>retard who doesn't know about RBOB detected
>retard who thinks his local gas station is the gas market detected

>> No.53326573

>>53326555
next time ask for money first dont do the jannies job for them for free you little reportfagot

>> No.53326581

>>53326564
the pic wasn't my point. Retail sales being down in Dec is the canary, retard

>> No.53326589

>>53326561
market is pricing in 0.25
probably what the pump since the new year has been about
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

>> No.53326596

>>53326595
>>53326595
>>53326595
new
>>53326595
>>53326595
>>53326595
new

>> No.53326620

>>53326559
everyone knew that BBBY was a dead meme stock, not that it would pump again.

>> No.53326657

>>53326571
>Oh shit a gallon of gas costs one single quarter more on average it's the end of the fucking WORLD
Lol

>> No.53326659
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>>53326527
>evidence of a moderation
Why do some unspecified person's expectations count as evidence for anything in the real world? Unless I'm fucking you, I don't give a shit about your expectations, and I don't think they surveyed my gf for this shit. The prices went up. That means they went up.

>> No.53326666

>>53326589
yeah, a typical
>this month uncle powell wont rape us
pump

>> No.53326707

>>53326657
gasoline moved from $2.00 to $2.50 in 1 month
this is a 25% increase
oil also moved from $70.00 to $82 in the same time period, a 17% increase
>this doesn't matter!!!111one
>this won't affect inflation!!!!111one

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>>53322940

>> No.53327377

>>53326223
That image is incredible. The dow is struggling because it's near it's ATH heading into a deep recession

>> No.53327793
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>>53326223
Me, an empath sending that the market is too high.