/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53316656
Bump for interest

>>53316656
>have gf
>tell her I want to lick her asshole
>she doesn't want to
what was the point of getting one

>>53316656
blackmail

>>53316710
How do I blackmail him? Tell the authorities that a guy offered me an office space?

>>53316692
Get a wife for easy access to sex
No sex after kids
What was the point again?

>>53316729
kids suck desu

>>53316656
Are you in a one party state? Record his ass. If in a two party state see if you're allowed to record without his knowledge as he's acting as a public servant.
Otherwise you'd have to let him know for it to be admissible and you'd likely just get endless ass dragging and harassment.

>>53316779
Nope, can't record.

>>53316692
Epic post bro

Blackmail him or threaten him with violence if you have got the balls. Otherwise just rent the office. Its the price of doing Business.

>>53316656
Just tell him you’ll rent from him if you can sublease it, that way he gets paid and you don’t have to lose anything. How did you get wealthy if you have so little understanding of how things work? The government is literally just a criminal organization. If you can’t get this guy fired by releasing the recording then you have to pay. He’s the mafia.

Just move. There are far too many rural zones with straight-shooting Sheriffs out there to waste your life putting up with some faggot boomer's petty fiefdom bullshit.

>>53316778
That's illegal.

>>53317490
BUT WHAT ABOUT MUH ROADS THO ?

>>53317490
In some places you cannot record people unless they consent to the recording or at least are informed of it

>>53316656
lease the office space to him but mic the shit out of it and use the info on him to blackmail him.

>>53317614
>project veritas

>>53317490
It's not even a real rentable office you dumbass. He want's like 5 k a month for a year for this shitty studio

>>53316692
make her lick yours first

>>53316656
You don't have a piece of anything. Maybe a piece of paper at best.

>>53316656
>Have piece of land
have nothing. if you can not use it...it s not yours

>>53319519
I could build a normal house on it but I want to make a few units you seething autistic poorfag

>>53316656
throw a decapitated pig's head through his bedroom window. attach a note to it, threatening to make him disappear to such an extent that not even wild animals will find his bones.

>>53316656
If you are in the US this is illegal and he will be arrested if you have proof. If you dont have any proof secretly record him.

>>53319622
Illegal to secretly record in my state. I am certain he would never verbally mention the deal again anyhow.

>>53319546
amazing you can build a house to pay property tax. you got me good. maybe you can also build a farm to raise insects for your dinner ?

go ask SBF....pay the gov fee. lease the office. the gov official need your money to pay for their surgery

>>53316656
You need to get dirt on him and then fight him at his own game. Tell him you will do the lease but it needs to be for 99 years with a one time payment up front. If he wont deal then release the dirt to the relevant source whether that be the local police or the media.

>>53316779
This. This is the best way to get dirt on him, he shouldnt be using his regulatory authority to enrich himself. Get evidence that he is doing this to you and he may soften up.

The other option is to get the dirt on him and release it to the media immediantly. Cause such a scandal that the zoning board has to boot him and work with you on the level in order to save their reputation. Best case scenario is that when you do this other landowners will have the courage to come forward and say that he did this to them too. Then your story will be irrefutable.

>>53319622
kek. yeah man sure. i live in one of the most populated counties of my non-flyover state. the township engineer regularly awards multi million dollar road paving contracts to the engineering firm that he owns. it's "lowest bidder," of course, but it sure is funny how his engineering firm keeps winning those contracts.

>>53316656
Burn down the unit he wants to rent to you and Submit your request the day after. If it's refused again, burn down another until he gets the message

>>53319519
It really is in the details

>>53316723
Record it with a secret camera/mic, dummy

>>53316656
Casually get him to confirm this in an email so you have documentation.

>>53319820
Actually I take it back. I can't deal with this level of cuckedness.
>have piece of land
No you don't anon. Not if you're asking for permission from a zoning board KEK

>>53316692
Press X to doubt.
Every girl wants their asshole licked

>>53316656
Just sign the lease and pay. Then break the lease and tell him you recorded everything and will report him to the state ethics commission if he fucks with you, but only after he does what you need.

>>53316656
Find the local Jewish Neighborhood. Dress like a jew, White Button up, dress pants, nice shoes. tuck in shirt, if you wanna go all the way get a Yamuka but not necessary and i wouldn't do it if you have 0 idea about jewish religion, (they could mention some Typical jew shit and you being clueless is red flag if you have the hat). Go to a place where people meetup, coffee shops are great. If you see other Jewish men try and strike up a conversation while waiting for coffee. (this is the hardest part if your not skilled but if you see another man dressed like you he will see you as his similar and its actually easy and people actually like talking while waiting for coffee. Mention you are looking for a good Lawyer, any lawyer but if he asked, you can say the specific type but, any lawyer name he gives you will be your ticket. talk to the lawyer, if they aren't the right lawyer they will refer you to the best one they know. Prosecute this guys ass with the help of the Jewish Lawyer you will Win. Along the way if anyone them ask about jewish stuff say you are but you are just getting in touch with your religion since your mother was Jewish and she died young and you just moved into town or some dumbass story you just have to say your moms a jew but she didn't teach ya shit

>>53319934
The chairman is a jew, hilarious I know. Last name is Goldstein, you can't make this shit up.

>>53319934
>Dress like a jew
Are you retarded? You really think other kikes can’t tell who’s a real kike and who’s faking

>>53316692
Just do it bud. Unless you're some limp-wristed betaboy, she's got no way of stopping you.

>>53319995
Your fucked, cant Beat em
>>53320029
I do it all the time

>>53319348
Like I said, if you can’t out him in some way publicly then you gotta pay. Maybe you sign the lease, get the planning board to approve your thing and then stop paying, but you’re playing with fire at that point.

>>53316656
wow what a cunt
>>53319348
play ball. say you want to get the permit approved first than say you are happy to lease the space. Then offer a lower amount and see what he says. If he is still acting like a tough cunt then you know he has done this before and you could easily build a case against him with the other people he has screwed over. But your main priority should be to get whatever thing you want built otherwise you are just going to get sidetracked with this bullshit. Once you have the planning approval they cant do shit anyway. honestly such a faggot nigger long nose tribe situation to be in the first place

>>53316656
Document everything
Start proceeding into the lease and see how far it goes with the planning board.
Take evidence to government authority or post it on Facebook
> nothing will happen

>>53316656
what state?

>>53316656
try physical force
or secretly record him then leak it

>>53322662
Just beat the shit out of him so he has to be hospitalized for months and can never go back to the board

Small town corruption is endemic, and there's no easy solution.

>>53316692
Just lick it, she will like it

Unless you're dating some crazy bitch who will get mad since she didn't 'consent' to getting her asshole licked

>>53317490
It's clearly not a real office space retard

Boomer holocaust when

>>53316656
you just get a recording of him offering you the deal, and then take that and show it to:
>whatever governmental body in your state is in charge of appointing or administering the planning board
>the police
>local news
>upload to youtube and distribute across social media profile pages for the city

>>53316656
Set up ring cameras in your home. Have a sign somewhere(visible but not too visable) that reminds people that they're being recorded. Have him come to your home again and discuss "business". Don't agree or disagree on leasing him an office space just say you'll consider it. Get the recording and then try to get him off of the board or blackmail him