/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53317344
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,179.781B, 103P = 21.163B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: No
Tuesday RRP: 2,093.328B, 103P = 20.324B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Singles and Kenneth Cordele Griffin kills himself today.

> still shilling against GME

Why are AMC and BBBY up more today?

>>53317344
>Checked
WAGMI, FRENS!!
>Still comfy holdin'

>>53317344
based dubs OP.
We are actually going to make it my friends.

>green on 1d, 5d, 1m
kek shillies

>>53317447
artificially inflated to prevent GME from touching $22

hey guise! are we still doing Willy Wanker memes?

>shills when you're green

>>53317470
Yes
>Lauer not as Slugworth
NGMI

>>53317470
this is gold

>>53317391
>asks for singles
>gets the most single number

it's today

if we close above $22 I will suck every dick in this thread

>mfw shills getting visibly more angry as the price goes up and
my money printer goes brr

>>53317495
YESSS YESSSS A SACRIFICE HAS COME FORTH

>>53317506
>NOOOOOOOooooooo stahp buying stonks!

>>53317495
based dicksucking torch carrying anon

>>53317477
checked. good.
>Slugworth
gotta go with Cramer

So this is it? We won? Neat.
I just continue to be zen until my safety limit orders go through. The rest I'll sit on for maybe ever.

>>53317521
>So this is it? We won? Neat.
I remain cautious until we surpass splivvy-day prices.

>>53317344
Checked and based

>>53317521
We killed the wef.

Nice figure anon

>>53317547
>wef

Icahn is buying BBBY
BBBY are not getting a squeeze, just a buyout slightly above current prices.
Icahn is selling BABY cheaply to Gamestop in exchange for GME shares.
Icahn can now close his short positon without causing MOASS.

>>53317560
Soros canceled his appearance in Davos and Biden isn't going. Elon is teabagging the WEFers on Twitter and comparing them to /pol/.

>>53317470
Surprisingly accurate pic!

>>53317564
>Icahn can now close his short positon without causing MOASS.
Incorrect, an equity deal would mean a share recall / count, that is Moass

>>53317602
Yep. The shill tried and failed.

>>53317602
Yes, but Icahn has his shares now in the private deal. His position is closed because he was the first to get out. The others are fucked.

>kek hedgies
>kek shorts
>kek swingies
>kek shills
>kek rimjabi
>kek dikshita
>kek fudders
>kek cokeheads
>kek evergrandies
>kek china
>kek russia
>kek suisse
>kek glitchies
>kek deboonkers
>kek moths child
>kek WEF
>kek lauer
>kek crypto
>kek SEC
>kek kenny

>kek kekkies

It's pretty gay Ryan has allowed untold suffering and mental anguish for all of his shareholders just so Icahn won't be caught in the collateral damage. Shouldn't have been shorting any company you boomer fuck

>>53317449
>>53317455 Checked
>>53317537
WAGMI.

>>53317556
Nice. I believe that makes at least 3 /GME/ posters that has these figures.

>>53317506
Price goes up


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. only 146% more needed today to have a green portfolio stupid fuck.

Kek dumbfuck nft baggies
Kek dumbfuck children's book baggies
Kek dumbfuck China bag baggies

>>53317488
>confirmed with digits of danger
It's done.

At 4AM for premarket on Tuesday you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem.

>53317709
This is a horrendous take and you deserved to be booed

>Booooooooooooo

The visions from the astral plane have revealed to me MOASS is happening this month. Also 7s

>>53317725
the harder you seethe the harder my dick gets

Kek shills can’t stand that I am in the green on GME

>>53317796
That could be literally any stock coping faggot. But if it is GME...... AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAGAGAGAGAGGAGA

You've literally spent more money on electricity in the past 2 years than your portfolio has made. ahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

heló guys is it possible to DRS options? I see they are way cheaper like 15 cents, so instead of full price GME stock.how I go about it?

>>53317822
Lmao you’re so mad that I am a better investor and person than you. Nice $55k BTC average loser.

Red
On
Every
Chart

>>53317822

>>53317725
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dumbfuck baggies quite literally paying money to be here because their portfolios have returned zero gains. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah

Dumbfuck baggots this is the best you have??????

Kid bought chips and a sugar loaded soda and wiped out 2 fucking years of investing.

>>53317835
Yes you have to call Fidelity on the phone though, you can't DRS options via the chat

>53317822
But you’re in a thread for specifically gme ser. Why?

>>53317835
Stupid wetback. Trump should have deported you all.

Holy shit he’s seething HARD lmao

>>53317766
It's been two years

>>53317861
Because you're all fucking losers. Performing worse than the market and will never make it. Stupid fucks need to be reminded of reality.

How long will this cycle be? Will this finally be the one that leads to MOASS, or is there going to be more hedge cunt chicanery?

>53317874
Tyfys.

>>53317874
>he's mad we found a way to make reality

Kid bought chips and a sugar loaded soda and wiped out 2 fucking years of investing.
Kid bought chips and a sugar loaded soda and wiped out 2 fucking years of investing.
Kid bought chips and a sugar loaded soda and wiped out 2 fucking years of investing.
Kid bought chips and a sugar loaded soda and wiped out 2 fucking years of investing.

+$3 total portfolio value in two years
+$3 total portfolio value in two years
+$3 total portfolio value in two years

AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53317447
Same reason they drop more when we drop. As a general rule they'll be green/red on the same days as GME, but with a higher percentage swing each way. On the day of MOASS expect to see this trend broken, GME will fly to the moon while it's shackles collapse to the dirt.

>>53317871
>noooooo you can't hold stocks for 2 years
sell then

>>53317858
Are you seriously kidding me? I hate indián pajeet customer support they don't speak English good. Is it possible to use a intramediatery broker to DRS options dough?

>>53317874
why are you so upset, Todd?

BBBY +13%
GME +6%

Reminder we are still in the blatant crime channel

kek dumb fuck baggies

>>53317896
>AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>he changed his ID

>>53317910
The point is Icahn has been shorting GameStop for two years so why tf is Ryan holding off on the nuclear option just to get this old geezer out of a position he took himself?

>>53317955
>t.actual retard

>>53317964
>>53317964
Explain it then

I love how mad my green investment in GME makes crypto baggies, /smg/ faggots and shills

I think I’ll keep buying more tomorrow

>>53317979
7979 check

>>53317977
Icahn isn’t naked. It’s that simple. It is possible for him to close it would just be very painful but if he were to workout a deal that would allow him to close before all hell breaks lose it would be less painful.

>>53317977

>>53317470
Love it. Fuck Lauer.

I’d like to get digits

Who’s more retarded? The $80 contracts on towlie expiring Friday?
Or the 26k of $200 contracts expiring for gme?

>>53318038
Yeah right. All those 237.5's about to expire.

> still shilling against GME

>>53318052
All those $200 expiring worthless or I suck every dick ITT

>>53317705
U can add: kek wangies

>>53318020
I bet Ryan would love Icahn to be naked. He has a crush on China, you know

Fuck. Me.

>>53318038
ryan cohen tricked all of us. he lost more in unrealized gains from GME dumping than he gained from the BBBY pump and dump.

>>53318103
good luck anon. for all our sake

>>53318020
Not only that both of them could also be already holding shares in BBBY just under the reporting amount. Which is something Ichan likes to do, stealth buy until it's too late for them to do anything about it. This would mean an equity swap would me much easier

>>53317913
You can't DRS options because options are not shares. Do some basic fucking research on investing. People are telling you to call Fidelity so that Fidelity will tell you how dumb you are in words you can understand.

>>53318103
Did I make you hard or something?

>>53318131
they have 10 days before they have to announce ownership if they went above 5% so hopefully it will come soon if they started buying on 1/9

>>53318131
This retard is arguing that Ryan and Icahn are buying BBBY. Why? Did they already secure their MMTLP and AMC bags as well? Ryan SOLD BBBY. BBBY IS GOING BANKRUPT.

>>53318103
You gotta take me to dinner first

>>53318131
>just under the reporting amount.
the absolute fucking state of BBBaggies

>>53318103
Could be worse. Could be me, with the equivalent in BBBY.

>>53317607
>The shill tried and failed.
Imaging thinking nothing is happening with BBBY.
All the theories, the trademarks. It's all a set up for a plan.

I have about 25k in 950 calls expiring friday.
Already rolled them out. Moass WILL happen and my leaps WILL print.

>>53318089
Added for next time

Nothing will happen until the float gets locked. 4 more years.

Everything will happen before the float gets locked. 2 more weeks.

>>53318225
Shhhhhhh there's one poster in these threads that will have a stroke if you say that, you gotta parrot he MSM and have cognitive dissonance about the whole thing

>>53318296
This nigga means EVERYTHING. Heat death of the universe will happen before float gets locked

i'm getting some nutter butters and installing final fantasy 8 on my cumdeck

i don't know where else to post this but if this doesn't hit soon i think i'm just gonna kill myself. it's been fun hanging out with you bros but this money was basically all i had to look forward to. enjoy the moass for me if I don't make it frens.

>me and the BBBros after discovering that hidden thing that is happening behind the scenes that connects BigBagsandBankruptcy with jimmie

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>53318394
i'm so glad i'm white thank you white jesus you're ok too black jesus

>>53318415
you're welcome, Business and Financially speaking.
t.indian(dot) jesus

>>53318413
Stay comfy, comfy blanket poster.

It'd be pretty useless if MOASS happened before we lock the float. Wouldn't make sense after all RC and GameStop's references to it.

>>53318440
you cant be indian here you have to stop sir i'm very sorry it's for the willage' sake

>>53318265
Are you still waiting on the diagnosis or does your mom already get disability for you being retarded?

>ken will never have my money
>literally prints premium for citadel out of thin air

>>53318467
buying and holding GME increases your caste status

>>53318459
We're only at 50% locked. I can't take another two years of this. We shouldn't have to lock it anyway, Ryan has a fiduciary duty to destroy the global financial system for the benefit of 200k shareholders

So another day where literally nothing happens huh? I thought today was judgement day?

>>53318511
Based jeet

>>53318394
God I wish I had friends. Drinking and doing dumb shit at night seems like a lot more fun than drinking at home all by myself.

>>53318530
ser you MUST sell GME and buy BBBY ok rape you next week

>>53318550
if DFV's brother's insta post isn't just a larp then it probably refers to tomorrow being T+2 because of martin luther king day being a holiday (the movie is terminator 2 aka T2)

>>53318591
Link a fren up to the insta post!

>>53318583
yin opo

>>53318530
>We're only at 50% locked.
Actually we're only at 33%
>Ryan has a fiduciary duty to destroy the global financial system for the benefit of 200k shareholders
Why does everyone forget this? Is there a timelime for that fiduciary duty, too?

>>53318608
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10bwkhl/little_brother_of_our_beloved_not_a_cat/
https://instagram.com/stories/kevinlegend14/3015725520081001015

>mfw the chart today

>>53318591
>>53318628
I can't wait until DFV comes back with his own NFT launch of him DRSing a shit ton of options

>>53318530
DRS bot seems to be 3 days delayed these days but its 53.65%

>tfw MOASS

>>53318567
Once you're rich you can buy some friends.

Kek Kennies

>>53318741
Dan sheklsniffr always writes good articles

>>53318715
Can I buy happiness? Does it come in a box or a bottle?

Rain Cone we know you're reading. Just release the very special dividend for the very special shareholders so I can buy a $149 NFT designer tshirt

>>53318471
Option market makers WILL have my money but I WILL make it all back and a fuck ton more with leaps

>>53318628

Nice. Judgement Day. Very kino.

No pussy, no work Ryan
Spread em

Spicy SPY scamwick

>>53318950
We'll see SPY wicks down to $350 tomorrow.

Ahem, .....ahem, gentleman, I have an announcement to make.

>>53319018
I have no idea how the fuck this shit is still being propped up to $400, it's farcical that they think this is reality

so fiduciary duty means fuck all then?

>>53319031
I always think this glass is a kinder egg,...

>>53318637
When moass happens I'm going to fuck a watermelon

>>53319050
Always has

>>53319031
The floor's all yours brotha.

Need Moe's Ass
Craving Moe's Ass
Carnal desire to bury my face deep into Moe's Ass

>>53319131
LEWD

>>53319070
I'm ready senpai

What’s the obsession with this guy’s food truck? I don’t get it

>>53318950
I'd love to see a -50% spy flash crash

>>53319182
unironically jealous

kek wagmis

>>53318800
It comes in a bag and costs roughly $6.

>>53318786
Would the world want more of his articles screenshotted ya recon fren?

>>53319205
Women will never love you as much as a taco truck

>>53318389
> he thinks money defines his purpose and existence

>>53319271
>from that moment on, GmaeStop has wasted the lives of their shareholders by 2 years.

Reminder: Moass cannot happen at any time and under any circumstance before the entire float is DRSd.

Ryan is a pirate plundering the bootie of many many undervalued companies to pay his scallywag investors. Change my mind. You can’t cause I am an investor of GameStop.

Premarket is rugging bros…

What's the cope for ryan buying hundreds of millions of alibaba instead of GME? He just hates making lots of money right?

>>53319296
it's been a while since I've had fried chicken. Now I want fried chicken.

>>53319386
arghhh,,, hedge fund scalleywags shall give up their booty

>>53319333
They also wasted the rest of your life. You will be here forever.

>>53319424
We don’t need to buy more, we own the float many times over since Feb 2021
Just need to slowly drs our shares

I'm going to astral project myself into Ken Griffin's dreams and torment him until he capitulates.

>>53319527
His astral bodyguards will fuck you up, don't do it. Billionaires protect themselves. Once you become one, you will too.

>>53319414
>premarket
>he thinks it's morning
>4:30 am in India
Good morning sir.

>>53319553
I'd like to see them try

What kind of selfish prick still hasn't DRSd their shares. It's easy. Drs everything and book them bc Ryan is book king. You people are the reason why moass still hasn't happened. Fuck off already.

>>53319527
I am going to climb into his brain like a Stephen King Clown and make him wet the bed

>>53319182
I could go for a watermelon.

>>53319205
OG foodtruck girl makes King BBBaggy seethe so I keep using it.

>>53319527
I'm going to asstral project myself between the cheeks of a big hipped lady and not pull out until she's pregnant.

>>53319589
I've been directly buying from CS every month since October 2021. I'm doing my best

>>53319623
don't forget to switch them to book as soon as they settle.

>>53319637
Always

>>53319600
chcked and sad

Doubles and MOASS tomorrow

>>53319639
Imagine needing to have a battle plan to defend yourself against actions that are 100% illegal. So much for the SEC. The stock market really is a lawless wasteland. Kind of like Detroit.

>>53319527
i'm just going to cut his head off with a sword EZ Clap magic's for pussies
GONANO

>>53319688
Double checked. That logo looks like something I would make in MS paint back when I was in grade school.

Kek, remember the time when

>>53319712
Textbook "raising the question." I believe that shorting in and of itself is degenerate much less naked short selling.

>>53319712
If the federal government won't do their jobs, why pay taxes?

>>53319782
No

Big Bags and Beyond is down another 30 cents after hours. I am going to need to get more puts. Turn that sweet options money into more DRSed shares.

>According to people familiar with the matter, RC just opened a very sizeable position in $ASS
>That's right, RC is now deep in $ASS
>Everyone should consider going long in $ASS
>Forget GameStop, it's now time for $ASS

>>53319817
It's also up 13% on the day, AH means nothing. Please PLEASE buy some puts, this is going to be fucking hilarious

>>53319467
I’ve actually be given three raises, and about 6 bonuses since this all started. Hbu baby?

“Part of the ship, part of the crew.”

>>53319817
Also your maths is horrendous

>>53319451
GME. Investors be the scallywags. Hedgies are mischievous for very bad reasons, not for good.

>>53319870
I already have puts. I bought some at 5 dollars knowing this garbage was going into the tollet. Hey shill, lets not talk about what it did Friday, right? It was only down 35%. So up 13 today clearly makes up for that, right?

After hours doesn't mean anything, it's not down 100% of today's gains or anything?!

>>53319902
Post them then, I ca't wait to see how fucked you are going to be kek

>you won't
>because they don't exist

>>53319842
why devote air time to Ryan Cohen in particular?
do these shows broadcast this for lots of chairmen?

>>53319589
>>53319589
Me, I'm too lazy to do it from Revolut and I cba opening any more accounts anywhere. Also, I don't really care that much, I only "have" 10 shares. If for some reason they prevent me from selling if it moons, fuck me I guess, still too lazy. I'd buy more but I'm NEET with no income.

Pretend I posted the 'just stop caring' pepe, I'm image banned apparently.

>>53319919
They are genuinely obsessed with Ryan Cohen. I've seen many clips of people on CNBC and the likes talk about something completely different, only to somehow mention RC and GameStop. Jimmy Shill has done this many times. Extremely unusual.

>>53319921
the NeverDRSing chad is only 2nd to 50/50 Broker/CS chad.

>>53319948
They are very desperate to try and knock his character by lies, lies of omission and outright fabrications. They think this will work because this kind of thing worked in the past, smear & misinfo campaigns are boomers bread and butter. How many times have you heard normies and boomers repeat crap about people thats blatantly not true because Mr TV Man said so.

>>53319917
Eat shit shill.

> Verification not required.

Now fuck off back to your own thread kike.

>>53319951
False, 90% booked DRS, 10% split between vanguard, fidelity, TD, and Schwab is the most alpha move

Ryan Cohen. Ryan Cohen.
Why do I keep hearing this name? Fucking annoying.

>Cohen has moved on
>GameStop so anaemic it doesn't even pump like the other meme stocks anymore
>Cope is basically trash-tier conspiracies now, flat earth-level shit
>Everyone who understands anything about the market has left
Lol, LMFAO even.

>>53320003
Oh wow, massive spender here kek, good luck anon you're about to get reamed lol

>shill
>kike
Ah I see you are retarded, enough to by options anyway

>>53320021
I have GME calls that arn't DRSed obviously, but I have almost 5k shares drs booked. And a factional share they have for me in a non-booked account. Then 4 shares in that chinese app brokerage that I havn't used since march 2021.

>>53320042
Post proof faggot

>>53320030
You are a kike and a shill. You said they don't exist, and you're full of shit. Now prove you have BBBY faggot.

> Verification not required.

>>53320030
>24 shit takes by this id

>>53320030
shut ya hebraic mouth !

>>53320063
It's Nigger faggot.

>>53320058
>calls everyone kike
ooooo edgy one aren't you, you're such a big spender that you bought 10 contracts, I doubt you have 5k shares lol
>GME thread
>kvetches about BBBY in it, rather than posting in the BBBY thread
I wonder why you wont?

>>53320079
PROVE YOU HAVE BBBY FAGGOT.

>Verification not required.

>>53320097
>deflects from the fact he doesn't have 5k DRS'd shares
kek

>>53320097
Burden of proof is now on you, prove you have BBBY.

kek infighting baggies

>>53320114
>makes claim
>apparantly the burden of proof is on others
>still doesn't have 5k shares DRS'd
>still mad

>>53320079
>this post
Yikes

>4A6HVsmV
> Shills BBBY all day, doesn't have any.
Prove you have BBBY and I'll go post my CS account.
> Verification not required.

I own 3200 ious that I won’t drs
Suck my dick and lick my taint
DRS will expose the game, but all shares and IOUs are equal
If at any point this changes, its ww3

>>53320136
>he will never have 5k shares
>he will never post proof
>he will continue larping
The mald is strong with this one

LMFAO

Everyone can see you have NO BBBY. Everyone who was now on the fence seeing this thread can rest assured you are a paid faggot and WAGMI.
> GME is the way
I thought I couldn't get more comfy on a 6% day and then you arrived.

>>53320145
you need to read your brokerage agreement. They can sell your shit without your permission at any time for the benefit of their platform.

>>53320165
>he thinks he speaks for the majority on an online shuttle cock weaving compendium
>He will never post proof
>he WILL deflect
>he will continue to be a seethemong
:D

>>53320145
>DRS will expose the game
At 500K a quarter, you only gotta wait a few more centuries to be proven wrong about yet another thing! You're nearly as efficient as GameStop themselves!

>>53319639
Rain cone you fat loser are you reading this? Do your fucking job!

>>53320165
Dude just post it and he'll go away. Or at least stop trolling g you which you keep biting on

>>53320028
Yeah, the fud strategy last sunday was especially laughable

> 4A6HVsmV
jew all you have done is deflect. You have promoted BBBY and you have no shares. You are a shill. For your sake, I hope you own GME being paid to shill against it should let you know its a great idea. Either way your canadian, so enjoy your state mandated suicide booth.

>>53320196
It bumps the thread, doesn't bother me one bit. He has to share his BBBY position. Good little cucks get rewarded with whale GME dick.

>>53320191
How mad are you that it wasn't negative like you malding hedgies kept insisting it would be?

>>53320205
>calling people jew and kike who you don't like
>Deflecting display of talmudic trick all day
>calls people shills
>Needs to take pills
>Think's I'm Daniel Wang
>But he's got the wrong Mang

>>53320205
He has no GME because he sold it to buy BBBY at $5 "and roll the profits back into GME later"
He has no BBBY because he got shrekt through covered calls.

>>53319589
>its easy
He says
Heres how to DRS as EU
>send passport pictures to computershare
>wait 4 months
>send proof of your lineage going back to the dark ages
>send dna and blood samples
>walk into Helheim and reclaim souls of the damned
>fuck up one step of the way, do it all over again

We got a lot of Fucking Larpers and NPCs in these Fucking threads!

All these Cats that claim they have shares, basically these young Millennial Fucks! The only things they gonna be holding is our teabags as we dunk them over and over across their faces!

Who do you Cocksuckers work for? I'm gonna straighten you fuckers out. Where the Fuck are you? All I know is come on down back here tomorrow and I'm going to show you Fuckers a little bit off AssWhoopin! You have no idea who the Fuck we are and what you are actually in for. I done told all you all MotherFuckers you better get the Fuck on the Banana Boat and head back to wherever the Fuck you Cats come from. We're done Fucking around now, we mean Business MotherFuckers. What did you Cats think you could just operate and just Fucking get away with it without us coming down on you?

MotherFuckers, the Dunkings are starting up again tomorrow! And they will Fucking continue until all these Fucking shares is sold! We're gonna make you Cocksuckers famous!

>>53320242
i missed you dunkie

>>53320205
He’s a shill for sure, and you probably are too for how much you’re shitting up the thread with his help. Get fucked

>>53320230
Keith can't buy options as a bong though and never sold his GME, he's posted his portfolio loads I don't know why people keep saying he sold because he bought some BBBY. Either way that guy is doesn't sound like keith or niggerfaggot.

If the price is fake then why do we care if it's gone up or down 1%? Why would we care if it's $100, $1000 $1,000,000?

>>53320230
Swing and miss bucko, I suggest you buy some puts and join your lover there in getting reamed this week

>>53319817
>Be selfish
>Use drugs and alcohol to numb out any pangs of conscience
>Distract yourself
>Mindless consumerism

The world seems so dark on the internet. But i think the healthy people aren't online and they are the vast majority

>>53320263
> Call out shill
> Get called a shill for backing him into a corner.
Prove your not just 1 post by this ID.

>53320242
You booty blasted your pathetic little "puts" got destroyed in week? No wonder you named your position after your dick size, short. Gonna piss and shit? Scared little bitch boy.

>>53320294
Honestly, I have the flu and I am waiting to play a BattleBit beta with friends here in a bit. There are a lot of cool people online. Honestly some people idolize people on reddit/youtube. Just message them sometimes and sometimes you make frens.

>>53319993
It's also because he's a COHEN, descended from the hereditary priest-kings of the ancient Hebrews. They see his actions how a Brit would see a Windsor or Stuart defecting to Russia.

>>53319842
Quick what’s an anagram for the first letter of all these companies

>>53320058
I paid for the videos of her getting fucked by her dogs

>>53320364
I think she's hilarious. jews want to be like LOOK AT WHAT WHITE GIRLS DO. And she wanted to be like THEY ARE BOTHERING WHITE WOMEN. Excuse me, xir, you're a jew, you're not white. She's like the dictionary definition of a lolcow. I expect her story only to get better and better.

> But really anon, watching shit like that is bad for your soul. Wish you the best.

>>53320302
Everyone in this thread is a nigger. Some are also faggots. You could say, niggerfaggots. I hope you’re not one of them

>>53317447

Swaps. Same reason TSLA went up a bit higher than GME today.

The swaps don't change the price directly, but with the swaps in place the entities wearing C4 vests giving the market a bear hug know exactly what to manipulate to keep their books "balanced" and maintain a facade of solvency.

It's the swaps, stupid.

>>53320242
>the Dunkings are starting up again tomorrow!

reminder that COHEN spent hundreds of millions to buy BABA instead of locking the remainder of the GME float.

>>53320441
The same swaps that are supposed to expire this month?

>>53320446

According to who?

>>53320444
checked and tomorrow pilled

>>53319817
>Have the Innsmouth Look and pretend that aging without anyone to support and enrich your life doesn't bother you as the existential dread of your narcissistic existence slowly seeps down to your very bones.
#justgirlthings

>>53320468
Second.

>>53320467

Those are the big swaps on GME.

I'm talking about swaps as a capital management strategy, not as an event.

>>53318271
updated for next time

>>53320514
GME swaps are expiring like crazy right now. and when they were created GME was 2-5 dollars. Now we're ~(88 dollars) all of that shit has to play out. I don't care what other people are telling me. Things have to unwind.

>>53320468
cope?

>>53319603
Based. Fuck BBBaggies

>>53320506
LOL THEY DIE ALONE
THEY GET FAT! ROFL

>>53319817
I was going to buy puts today but slept in. Hopefully it pumps again tomorrow. I’ll probably buy them for March. $1 strike

>>53320537
Note that as they expire there very likely won’t be counterparties that are suicidal enough to renew them. With FTX dead it’s going to be pretty hard to conjure enough locates for all their shorts. I’m still shooting for lolocaust remembrance day being the official start of moass purely for the memetic factor

>>53320563
I don't know how often you play options, I'd rather buy so I am in the money faster than that. When it was at 5 dollars, I bought 4 dollar puts, so my premium wouldn't kill me and I start making money a lot faster. I was way up earlier when it was 3.40 this morning. I knew it was going to go up some, but they don't expire until Feb, so I don't care. I don't want to jump out and kill myself on premium to get back in.

>>53320537
>>53320571
Why didn't i slurp to increase my stack by 10% ? im a fucking retard AHHHHHHH

>>53320537

Where are you seeing hard data of swaps? That shit isn't public.

We know they're happening, but we don't know the terms because there is no transparency.

Imagine understanding how options work

If BBBY stays on regSHO for 3 more days, forced buy-ins start on Jan 20th. What a crazy coincidence this date keeps popping up.
In the August run, BBBY fell off of regSHO just one day shy.

What does this mean?

>>53320591
>admits nobody can see them and possibly know they exist
>then says we know they exist
LOL

>>53320558
Yes. Yes they do.
It's not even that it's a problem that could've been easily solved and they fed themselves feet first into the woodchipper while telling anyone who tried to get them to stop that clearly they just hate how great the woodchipper life is. That's more tragic than anything.
It's the fact they constantly try to get others to do the same with comics like this.
I wouldn't mock them for it if they weren't coping with the fact by trying to lure other people into the quicksand along with them by telling them it's a perfect place to roll out their towel and have a sunbathe.

As it is they're the ethical equivalent of people who get diddled as kids then, instead of going to therapy and overcoming what was done to them, decide that the best alternative is becoming a pro-pedophillia advocate because 'If it's not wrong what happened to me wasn't fucked up' and go on to groom kids themselves.
Zero.
Sympathy.

>>53320605
i dunno

>>53320586
The BBBY pump will be over very soon. All that volume was obviously short covering, now retail is propping it up. When it starts crabbing retail will lose interest very quickly, buy orders will dry up, people will sell, and they’ll short it back down. There’s also the hope that we’ll hear more bad news from the company, which is imo very likely.

>>53320537
Interesting people were buying the $225 call expiring this friday from me. When we jump to over $200 in the last second of trading on friday, you’re all welcome

>>53320639
I have been joking with a friend of mine all day with the old meme about all out of pump. BBBY will likely be red 20% tomorrow. That one shill was shitting up this place for ages then couldn't show they actually have shares.

>>53320591
My answer sucks, I know hyperblu7 irl. He's a pretty cool guy, but about as crazy as everyone thinks.

>>53320656
I know a guy with a lot of them and swears by it. I don't trust shit. My bet is on the 27th, but that's just me. I might roll it next week to buy more time.

Verification not required.

>>53320673
>That one shill
You mean Keith? He actually posted them finally. It was the other day when BBBY was over $5. He was up like 30% iirc. Must’ve bought the dip since he was always bragging about buying at $5. But yeah, BBBY is going to $0, it’s only a matter of time. Fuck BBBaggies.

testicle

>>53320788
Boobas

>>53320788
Tell me everything you know

>>53320622
>>53320633
>>53320788
>>53320799

>>53320799
chegged
i'm finally back from a three day ban for posting off topic in a weekend thread. hurray

DUMB FUCK BAGGOTS

>>53320736
I don't know if it was the Keith, but he didn't post it today. Must have sold.

>>53320736
that wasn't BBBaggie prime

>>53318444
Big checked.

King K bought
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10eta3u/hmm_100k_buy_in_the_after_hours_papa_cohens_last/

Hey guys, bvttfvcker here. The MOASS is tomorrow.

>>53321023
OwO what's this?

>>53321023
Imagine still buying from GameStop or worse, being a pro member.....

KEK poopcorn squad keeps signing for L's
https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/10ermlq/well_it_happened_to_me_get_out_of_robinhood_as/

moass tomorrow.

>>53321055
I he's in I'm in.

>>53321127
Ask your mum how quickly that gets out of hand

>>53317576
WEF is just Qanon for rich people.

>>53321144
contrived joke

>>53321215
Just like your loife m8

>>53321221
please reflect how that (and everything you did in life) fell flat.

Richard Newton has 11,000 shares. That's a lot.

>>53320058
>Jewish
>99% khazarian blooded hohol steppe whore
pick one. I can't wait to take Palestine back from these mongrels.

Should i get some alibaba too for short term play?

>>53320364
Do the needful, sirs.

>>53321329
He's a teacher... this doesn't sound correct

>>53321379
>t.Canadian

>>53321406
Shares are $21 right now. What are you implying?

>>53321473
It's just more than I was expecting. Not trying to disrespect Mr. Newton. Honestly, I like his videos and overall demeanor. I'm well off financially for my age and my gme position is less than 5% of my net worth which I think is A LOT. Did he share this info in a recent video?

>>53321023
ryan buys during market hours. debunked

>>53321580
How many shares do you have, big boy?

>>53321580
makes me jelly

>>53321593
Less than my brother in Christ, Richard Newton.

>>53321619
I for one want him never to cut his hair

kek dumb fuck baggies

>>53321678
>32pbtid
>299 posts in the thread
shill-anon, cool your jets bro

>>53320673
Tell him pwn says hi.

Kek dumbfuck hedgies

>>53321619
I wonder if he's 70% down too

>>53321205
Basically yes. Probably also worried about Russia dropping the sun on them all being in the same place at one time

GME MOASS isn't just the MOTHER because it's the biggest, it's also going to inspire all stocks to squeeze their shorts.

viva la revolution.

Ryan Cohen, I know you're reading this... Please.

>>53321812
It would be hilarious if every company started following the same playbook and prolapsing shorts

>>53317344
Why is gme pumping?

>>53321857
>>53321888
its not tomorrow anon
idk if anyone knows when it'll B

>>53321812
>approve reverse splits
Lol no

>>53321902
>>53321902
>>53321902
Threaded, frens!

we will consume the entire market

>>53321874
The only way the economy survives a cascading omni-squeeze is to reform the markets in /biz/'s image. Forget all this incremental T+nigger reform, scrap the entire stock market and reissue it all as NFTs with fractional ownership on a public blockchain, with options reimplemented as higher order smart contracts operating on those NFTs (read: no naked options or lying about margin levels). This would put most of the Wall Street (((financiers))) out of business forever since the inefficiencies they prey on would simply cease to exist, but they'd be stuck on Mister Bones' Wild Ride forever ANYWAYS if everyone who got shorted squeezed as a matter of course.

>53321907
>he doesn't know

>>53317344
I love that i get this reference, and CHECKED! WAGMI

>>53322597
WAGMI.