/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53312257
Comfy and properly baked.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

lol baggot is such a loser

daytraders
>don't give a fuck what /pol/ and twitter jews say
gaytraders
>have to be up to date on all the latest

>>53312257
TODAY

3 /smg/ threads means i can shitpost 3x as fast
lol checkmate jannies, trannies and jews

>>53312337
Dang, I'm supersizing more with the gayraders, than anything. Does this make me a homo?
Will I be forced into rehabilation?

>I see your rallying markets and raise you 100 basis points

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/17/goldman-sachs-fourth-quarter-results-are-coming-what-the-street-expects.html
>Goldman Sachs posts its worst earnings miss in a decade as revenue falls while expenses rise
>worst earnings miss in a decade
>worst earnings miss in a decade
>worst earnings miss in a decade
>Earnings of $3.32 per share vs. $5.48 estimate of analysts surveyed by Refinitiv
>Revenue of $10.59 billion vs. $10.83 billion estimate
>quarterly profit plunged 66% from a year earlier to $1.33 billion, or $3.32 per share, about 39% below the consensus estimate. That made for the largest EPS miss since Oct. 2011
>Widely expected to be awful, Goldman Sachs’ Q4 results were even more miserable than anticipated
>Goldman posted a $972 million provision for credit losses in the quarter, compared with $344 million a year earlier, as the bank set aside more funds for potential losses in credit card and point-of-sale loan portfolios. That is 50% more than analysts had expected for the quarter.
but don't you see - every single bank amassing hundreds and hundreds of millions for credit losses means that the economy is strong, and that there isn't any risk of defaults!! what do the banks know? nothing! they don't know the credit risk of their customers - they don't know their finances! nothing to see here!
>>53312099
>>53311962
Empire manufacturing for January -32.9 versus -11.2 last month. Estimate -9.0. This is the lowest since May 2020. Eleven percent of respondents reported that conditions had improved over the month, and forty-four percent reported that conditions had worsened
>the lowest since May 2020
>44% reported conditions had worsened
economic conditions rapidly worsening this badly is bullish! don't you see!! the economy collapsing, earnings collapsing, it's bullish!! as it means the Fed will lower interest rates by 0.25%!! the 0.25% cut in July will surely force the economy into a V shaped recovery, so I'm buying stocks, now!!
>this is your brain on greed/delusion

>>53312257
Rent free

a little bit bearish today but one of my triggers activated so thats good

Why are there only 2 /smg/s in the catlog?

>>53312362
you better read all this >>53312370
or you might miss out on some valuable info that could effect your portfolio, fag

>>53312383
What buy?

>>53312257
I sold my apple this morning after this last pump. Were going down this week. It's not over

At least nat gas has stopped plummeting

>>53312370
Market is pumping into opening lol

What's a good healthcare ETF I can buy on the LSE?

>>53312416
Premarket indicators seem to show Fast food and Beverages going up, Retail down, not sure why.

>>53312435
wtf am I reading here, excerpts from a bag holder's diary lol

>>53312370
But the Fed will save us! They've always had our back in the past! They would never hurt us right? The Fed loves us, they love us

this market is so fucked
i mean seriously fubar
i'm not even bearish really, it's just clown market general now
https://youtu.be/hk0e2HFFk1I

>>53312460
Actually no, I'm a swingy, 've been flipping it a lot the last few weeks swinging it, bought some calls Friday. I keep getting lucky and selling at the right time for the most part

>looking at some fag's linkedin
>he has a dual degree in arts and fine arts
>he works as a salesforce engineer because he has like 10 salesforce certs and lives in chicago
So was that the real secret to making it all along? Suck dick, get some certs unrelated to your useless double degree you were in debt for and then they give you a meme job?

I fundamentally don't understand what the US economy produces or why it works.

>>53312412
Uhh, you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded, anon...
>>53312498
So you are selling, correct?

remember eggs are still the best performing asset of 2023.

Eggs come from chickens.

Tyson Foods TSN has chickens.

>>53312479
Cathy Woods up around 25% since the start of the year. You're not worse at investing than a woman are you? At this rate she'll return 600% by eoy

I wanted to buy gold miners on third bottom but talked myself out of it and now gold is mooning and I want to rope. I have been sitting on cash like a faggot for a year now. What to buy?

>>53312521
what if i'm actually cathie woods

>>53312511
>Uhh, you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded, anon...
>quoting Hollywood sandnigger LARPshit
oof. no wonder you're so deficient

>>53312498
Will you buy more today? I'm thinking into just going all in BOIL

after getting IV crushed last week swinging spy options (even though I was in the green) I'm wondering if I should stop trading. its so easy to blow up an account and I've done it so many times I can't justify gambling for pocket change anymore

How we feeling bullbros?

>>53312580
Bullish

>>53312549
I. Got. Some. Questions. For. You

>>53312416
the steel company i held sold. big electricity company is down 6% now

>>53312550
lmao took you long enough, faggot zoomie.
>thinks i care what some niggerbrained zoomer says
>READ THIS FELLOW BOBO
You added less than I did to this thread, and you literally used the wrong "affect". So please, continue on with calling others deficient ^_~

pull up the IWM chart, daily KC
>see pic related
how much further can it overextend
when will >>53312370 reality catch up
find out this week on /smg/

>>53312257
COIN KANGZ, REPORT IN!

>>53312597
i donated it to ukrainian freedom
no refunds

>>53312559
There is a way to trade it without IV crush

Anyone using Openbb here?
Thinking of learning it so I can get the usual market moves on my laptop without needing to open up tradingjew or similar, would be nito

>>53312600
Look I'm sorry if I affended you. Movies made by sandniggers in Hollywood are actually totally cool now that I think about it and you're also totally cool for quoting them in your day to day life.

>>53312612
SIR!!! MY KOINZ KALLS BE PRINTIN!!
>>53312614
>ukrainian freedom
They'll be free in the future USSR :)
Might even end up thriving, as they won't have amerikikes amongst them!

ALERT WE HAVE A GREEN SPY PREMARKET
GREEN SPY SPOTTED
ALERT

Should i sell oil at a profit and dump it in into coin stocks at open

>>53312635
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH your gonna give me PTSD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>53312625
yeah that's not to swing and use pattern day trades because I'm still stuck under the threshold of restrictions

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>>53312632
Based Coin Chad, this is nothing yet.

WAGMI

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!

>>53312645
take profits yes
the rest of that post got filtered into "i'm a faggot"
so good for you i guess? try not to get aids from all the gay sex

>>53312690
Bang bro on point

>>53312631
>sorry sir, I don't consume media. I only frequent 4channel business and finance board. The last bastion of non-niggerdom
Yet here you are, being a nigger. At least you've not refuted beng a pathetic virginal zoomer.
I'm buying this gen bottom rally, and will use my divvies to pay zoomer whores to suck the cum from my wifes pussyhole.
>>53312645
Why would you do this? You think crypto is going to rally?

Its so GREEEEEEN

>>53312542
NFG and or LAB

COMPUTER LOOK AT NFLX!

SPY will never be below 400 ever again, bobos lost.

>>53312741
it's under 400 right now though?

I don't get how zooms and millennials still haven't given up on Jewflix at this point with the cost of living being retardedly high.
Like, at some point this surely becomes an easy short, but until then not touching it.
I just don't get why people still use that trash is all

fuck you baggot

OIL CHADS!

>>53312729
I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

>>53312741
>398.25 at present
That's the highest IQ mumu I've seen in smgay

SPY will never be above 400 ever again, mumus lost

>>53312767
>implying millenial and zoomer investors and gamblers buy them

>>53312786
WE DIDNT LISTEN!!!

Goodrx makes it easy as fuck to get viagra. Started the process an hour ago and my prescription was already sent to my local pharmacy.

>>53312789
>>53312761
398 rounds up to 400.

>>53312767
it's the last to go
you underestimate how many subscriptions the average zoomer has
it goes in stages, where first they'll cut their paramount, then their appletv, then their hulu, then their hbo, last netflix
if you go to someone's house and they don't have netflix it's almost like they don't have running water (for zoomer dating)
also as the economy gets worse, people are at home more and not out spending at bars etc - they are saving money staying at home - netflix provides an outlet, so it's more recession proof, similar to liquor stores or fast food

>>53312800
>phone poster
>dick doesn't work

many such cases

Buttcorn dumping

>buy leaps on a cheap POS crypto miner
>btc rises
>300% gains
I should have bought more.

>>53312812
It's a bot u fucking retard

YANG gang we bussin today fr no cap

>>53312835
bots spamming penis pills now?

ACK

>>53312835
No it isn’t

buying SOXL has increased both the firmness and size of my erections
does that count?

UH OH

Bobo's crashing the market

>>53312811
Cant zoomers into pirating and grey market streaming sites?

>>53312835
cope

>STOCK MARKET: SLIGHT PUMP AT THE PREMARKET
>DXY: RUGGING
>BTC: RUGGING
What is going anons?

>>53312861
sure it is.

BREAKING NEWS
DAVID SOXL OF SOXL ENTERPRISES CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES

>>53312843
well theres no more money to be made in spamming shit coin pump and dumps anymore so they've moved onto boner pills, but nobody on 4chan gets laid so they need to rethink their approach.

red to green
calling it now

>>53312872
If you don't have netflix zoomer women will literally assume you are a serial killer and leave your house. What are you gonna do pull out an HDMI cable? It's the same with phones where zoomer women assume you're a serial killer or incel creep if you use android instead of iphone. It's just basic social norms, you're a weirdo if you don't have netflix.

>>53312872
Zoomers are actually tech illiterate, as they use the internet purely for instant dopamine hits.

>>53312872
lol no, they're a bunch of gay retards.

Everyday I'm shuffling

>>53312872
imagine you bring a girl back to your place that you're trying to fuck, and you have to go "hold on, let me find a stream for the netflix show you want to watch"
it makes you look poor / miserly, that you can't even afford netflix
unironically a disqualifier in zoomer dating
it's seen as an 'essential' similar to electricity / heating / plumbing

>>53312684
Butterflies will let you long or short something without IV crush or theta hurting you

>>53312906
You obviously don't date, simply having a place is enough to fuck a zoomer, don't need to watch anything

>>53312897
zoomers also don't care what women think

>>53312933
I'm happily married, and not a zoomer

>”whose they?” you might ask. I think you know the answer
Holy fuck, Mav.

yield farmers will be the winners going forward

>>53312933
what else are you supposed to do for the 1 hour it takes for the viagara to kick in?

>>53312906
>>53312897
I had lengthy conversations with women about where to pirate best and how to circumvent isp blocks to get your series for free. Yes they were GenX and Millenials. Not dating 20 year old children

>>53312937
Wtf I'm a zoomer now.

>>53312906
you download it or set it up before they get there
zoomers are literally too stupid to pirate shit
every gen but gen x are fucking faggots

>happily married
lol

anyways niggas, do I YOLO six figures into SQQQ today?

Please... I just want to breakeven I don't even care about making money anymore...

>>53312959
You don't yolo six figures into anything unless you're nine figures

>>53312952
Hey wtf baggie, go back to your containment thread

I predicted the bank earnings would be shot or at least come with lower guidance.
I predicted the ideologues would play chicken with the debt ceiling.
I bought puts. Where’s my fucking new low?

>>53312906
>unironically a disqualifier in zoomer dating
>implying that zoomers even date
All they do is cut their dicks off and whine about capitalism, come on now.

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>>53312943
Ya I know, that's why you sound so fucking stupid

HOW does real estate not see the credit crises coming? holy shit...

>>53312952
You take it before she arrives, gotta be bricked for when she gets there

>>53312953
20 year old girls are hot though

>oil

Another day another dollar haha amirite?

>>53313023
Does Extenz work or is it a joke? BS you need a prescription for blue chew and shit.

>>53313010
>durr you don't know what you're talking about
there are literally thousands of memes made about it
you're retarded, and wrong - look at pic related, circled it for you, as I don't think you would be able to find it
NFLX will continue to get subscriptions as it has become a social norm, it will be the last subscription people cut when they are scaling back their budget

This is such a retarded market holy shit, none of these moves make sense

>>53313025
Not my cup of tea. They start to become good once they cross 25 anything younger is a child in todays day and age

>>53312897
>women will literally assume you are a serial killer and leave your house
you shouldn't be dating those hoes

buying DCFC here, because I'm intelligent and don't use any streaming services like netflix, but rather have a very elaborate piracy system using radarr/sonarr/usenet/nzb indexers

alright when are we calling this AMD pump fake as fuck and buying SOXS

>>53312952
I knew you'd come back to the real thread.

>>53312257
What are odds we bream above 400 and go to 410 anytime soon?

>>53313067
We're about to dump. Get your pinks ready

>>53313047
Boomer detected, Outdated meme.

>>53313047
from my understanding, people don't watch netflix anymore because they put out too much woke crap nobody wants to watch

>>53312897
women love serial killers tho

>>53313090
Alice in Borderland was pretty decent, actually.

>>53312948
post link

>>53313090
/smg/ forgets that 80%+ of the posters here, especially regular posters, are not normies - so they get into this hugbox groupthink where everybody is shitting on NFLX content
not thinking about that there are 100x as many people who do not think they way they do, and continue to consume dogshit propaganda content, and pay for it too

holy shit stop talking about women you losers

>>53313085
as much as going back to 3600 and beaming to 3200

>>53312897
I don't have netflix and i have a samsung smart phone.

Gents.

I've been slowly working on diversifying my portfolio. I have sections for REITS, Retail, beverages and Fast Food.

Today, I decided to expand into Consumer Goods by Picking up Proctor and Gamble (PG) and Unilever (UL).
Want to grab some Kimberly Clark later but I'll need to get more investment money first.

>>53313090
>they put out too much woke crap nobody wants to watch
99% of people don't give a shit

I just generated to this AI image in honor iof gamblers getting assblasted while us div farmers are getting paid.

>>53312897
Bro stop embarassing yourself, the information you're spouting hasn't been relevant for at least two years.
Also Zoomers change norms/memes roughly every month depending on the lifespan of the meme.

-T. Zoomer.

FINNA LOAD UP ON DAT SQQQ JAH FEEL ME

>>53312980
Yes, that fag is larping. The fact that he mentions SQQQ says it all.

>>53312690
very nice

what just happened? any news?

>>53313112
netflix will be the first thing people cancel when the pink slips start getting passed out like candy, i mean feel free to buy, but that company is a dumpster fire and it will go the way of the blockbuster video. #ScreenCapThis

>>53313150
this is my funny money gambling account. I have a vanguard account with another 200 grand in

>>53313047
sometimes i think i'm not awesome
then i realize otherwise

>>53313142
>hasn't been relevant in 2 years
Retard, the iphone use rate has only increased. It's even more frowned upon now to use android.

Thank you to the anon(s) that reminded me COIN existed, I'll be able to make slightly fancier sandwiches this week

>>53313181
if you don't have 9 figures net worth you can't make fancy sandwiches

>>53313085
Odds for next week.

Zooming out on the 5 day on nasdaq there has been nothing but a steady incline. I'm getting really nervous and antsy to sell a bit of this. After a year of red I am so buck broken into thinking the line will never go up without another big leg down soon after. We are at the 200 moving average again too and it can never hold there without breaking down.

>>53313051
This is why I've completely decided to ignore the fundamentals and stuck to meme lines recently

>>53313177
you got bingo, anything under 6'4" is considered short.

>>53313181
what's your go-to sandwich?

>>53313171
i sold a naked call to buy eggs with. market inevitably moved against me

EVERYTHING IS POOOOOMPING AAAA

>>53313088
>>53313142
>Outdated
>Not relevant
this was 3 days ago - January 14, 2023
774k views
>3 days ago is old news!!
Netflix will continue to get subscriptions, and it will be the last thing people cut when they are cutting their subscriptions - they will outperform their competitors
short PARA instead of NFLX

>>53313177
Man, life is on mother fuck.

>>53313219
ok.
You invest in that.

All I'm saying is, in my friend group, all zoomers (with 1 or 2 millennials), We're discussing how much we are all considering dropping netflix due to their recent cancellation of animated content we liked, the rise in price, and the new policy on password sharing.

>>53313211
>what's your go-to sandwich?
Sliced smoked turkey, swiss cheese, mustard
Always hit the spot

>>53313228
Ah shit forgot about military service picture I took with my a beautiful FN FAL for the quintuple bingo.

>>53313248
once you get laid off, they repossess your car and you cancel the netflix you'll get the blackout dude,

>>53313248
just noticed i have zero bingos but most of it is full
well at least you have a netflix sub

Everything is insanely bearish but the market refuses to dump

bros I can't help myself I loaded up on SQQQ at $45/share

I boughted the SQQQ. How did I do?

>>53313219
This is not a zoomer meme, zoomers dont make memes like this, it's a millenial rostie meme. Simply having your own place is enough zoomer sluts wet

>>53313278
>Everything is insanely bearish
Such as?

>>53313278
waiting for fed meeting
everything depends on JPow
just the way he likes it
we gaan

>>53313278
>Everything is insanely bearish

>I don't even care anymore
>i'm empty

I bought DASH and U today

>>53313278
then maybe it's not insanely bearish, ever think about that?

>>53313202
don't understand what I'm looking at

why am I so fucking stupid to never get in when things run up, BBBY sour grapes is real

>>53313047
I don't do drugs

reminder that job openings is a flawed metric. Much of the working age population simply cannot go back to work

Snibbs market now...

>>53313177
congrats anon, we have the same chart except I dont fap

There is a fake and gay vishnu resistance in the SPY

>>53313327
very based if so, i sold CCs and would appreciate a good snibbin

>>53313332
off by one
ironic

>>53313300
>U
good tech
shit stock

This market is looking kinda gay

>>53313219
>this one group I found online posted this meme, therefore it represents all zoomers and informs my investments.

what the fuck is this market holy shit. thought the shorts have already been destroyed. Is it because Opex nearing? with the number of call open, thought the MM would crash it a bit

>>53313127

KOF

>>53313047
>no box for bionicles lore
Sad.

>>53313345
how many bingos did you get
be honest

>>53313344
>the dog that jumps in when it thinks its time
that always cracks me up

>>53313344
YJK

>>53313363
If everyone buys calls wouldn't that mean the market goes up?

>>53313345
this isn't the only meme dude.. it's literally been a meme for years - there are thousands of these type of images made, thousands of tweets of
>get back to his place
>doesn't have netflix
>immediately leave
it was trending for a long time
I am not investing in NFLX, but anon here asked >>53312767 why are they not giving up on their subs - which prompted this whole discussion
people are not giving up their subs because it has become a cultural norm to have NFLX, where it's seen as weird if you don't have it
they will continue to outperform competitors like PARA
like seriously, who the fuck is going to save their paramount plus subscription but cut their netflix
let's get fucking real guys

>>53313344
>Will never have a father daughter relationship like this

Why even live

>>53313305
Probabilities from the options data. For 24 Jan, there is a (hypothetical) 49% chance of closing above $400, and 98% chance of touching. There is an 11% chance of closing above $410, and 22% chance of touching. Of course this will fluctuate based on IV, price movement, etc.

can someone explain why reditos choose to hard to squeeze high market cap shitstock companies like BBBY instead of low market cap low float shitstock companies?

>>53313376
who are selling the calls?
do you think they'll happily hand you free money?

>>53313402
not sure but it was surreal to watch rkt go from 30b cap to 60b overnight

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53313402
i dunno, maybe you can go back and ask them... faggot...

>>53313402
you have to recognize the name plain and simple
the more name brand the stock / company has, the more easy it can become a meme stock
if nobody has ever heard of the company, they're not going to feel comfortable throwing their life savings into it, compared to a store that they've been to countless times
OR the stock has to be so inexpensive under $2.00 that it doesn't matter the name - thinking of some of the runs twitter Zack Morris and criminal cohorts ran in 2021

>closed out of nkd at 25915

>WE'RE GOING TO CRASH
>market and crypto ripping
Bears are mentally ill.

Just bought March 17 AMD puts. I’ll buy more when I’m down 80%

>>53313377
if you can't get laid in picrel room then you were ngmi anyway

>>53313457
Want to buy puts soon. especially if we reach 410 or higher spy

>>53313176
>Leverage poorfag
Kek, but at least you aren't completely larping.

>>53313451
Just wait this is just like 2008 we are gonna dump hard old style

>>53313181
You're welcome, shilling this for over a week now. Steady beautiful gains

>>53313424
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thought you fuckers had died or something, God bless I fucking hate when the threads get split.

>>53313344
Who is she?

>>53313278
Fuck off retard, we dumped all year last year..bulls are in charge now.

>>53313176
>>53313479
How high do you think we go before we start to crash?

>>53313426
well for example im looking at blue apron which is shorted beyond hell and has only like 36 million market cap. there are only like 34 million total shares and out of that only 13 million are floating. and over 50% of those are shorts. so literally you could squeeze thsi stock with like 6 million dollars which a group like reddit could easily do thats like 5,000 people putting in $1,200 each. which is nothing, WSB has like 10 million subscribers. they could literally turn this shitstock into a fucking gigga GME 20.0 but instead they try to pick shit that they have no actual monetary power to influence then just get left at the mercy of the institutional trading

i might buy something tomorrow
maybe
don't @ me

>>53313381
What do you mean?

this bull trap will go down in history

>>53313451
The credit to savings rates are record setting- it will be the new Housing sub prime crash in 2008

>>53313511
https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=APRN&p=d

my source. i bet literally /biz/ alone could squeeze some of these microcap shitstocks but we never try we just let redit have all the glory. is it because we are lazy or do the jannies here forbid it?

>>53313510
$400, the intermediary top was SPY $400.

>>53313504

>>53313523

>4000 getting rejected hard

What will it take for mumu to finally capitulate and see reality?

>>53313474
thats pure cash! I actually have margin on my vanguard account so that one is really $400k cash available to trade. lol

kek, European indexes are just 7% away from ATH

>>53313426
I simply do not believe that retail meme traders have any significant influence on the price of a stock

how the fuck is there going to be another bull run after the biggest bull run in the history of the stock market?
Mannarino was right when he said we're going to have a recession with a higher stock market. this is insanity!

WHY ITS DUMPING FUCK OFF , I WAS UP 30% I WENT TO THE TOILET AND SURPRISE IM UP 10% ONLY

the MRNA play is a game of chicken. The elites think the people are stupid enough to get mRNA treatment to fix issues caused by mRNA. We shall see who is the bigger retard

>>53313555
Checked and watch and learn how a meltup works pilled

>>53313546
It’s a bit shocking but it’s true

>>53313557
Strap in boys, going down down

>>53312800
We all know you are a fat piece of shit with diabeetus and your dick doesn't work.

Sorry for the late question, but does anyone know why Ford dropped like that last week? Can't find anything about it. Should I avoid investing?

>>53313557
You went to take a dump, the market simply responded in kind

>>53313565
whats going on with MRNA i havent checked in a while after losing my ass on shorting it last year. it was like $120 and i thought it was going to $0 once the heart attack studies would come out and somehow it doubled in price to over $200

>>53313541
Zoom out, last time it peaked like this WW2 happened

Sell you fools!

>>53313584
new car sales will drop like a rock

>>53313549
they drive the direction of the flow
every institution is trying to milk the trade trying to milk the retail trader
so they all front run the flow, hoping to buy now and sell to a retail trader at a higher price
it's this institutional flow, which is directed by them trying to squeeze every penny out of retail that moves the stock
but at the core, it was retail buying that directed the institutional flow, if there is enough retail flow
it will influence the delta hedging / gamma squeeze too, but even in options it's the institutions piggybacking on that are driving the move

>>53313584

>>53313529
there's a tranny jannie that browses /smg/ and it is a faggot cunt
no doubt they will shit on our fun by flagging posts for banning and reporting anything we do to the SEC immediately

>>53313584
Opex comin

>>53313523
>savings rates
>people move their RECORD savings into CDs
>OHHH MY GOD SAVINGS ARE SO LOW BECAUSE...
>BECAUSE THEY'RE MAKING A TON OF SHORT TERM INTEREST
Credit use is bullish, and they still have savings to pay it off.

>>53313590
I bought puts above 200 and it's having a little pause before plummeting to 120

Imagine not holding BBBY rn

>>53313595
How come? Because of the Tesla prize cut? Or because people can't afford vehicles to the same extent?

love me some crab
simple as

>>53312609
>how much further can it overextend
small caps unironically hit bottom already

imagine unironically buying at the fucking FREE MONEY SHORT HERE trendline

hahahahahhahahahahahaha

>THIS 7TH TIME IT HAS TO BE DIFFERENT, RIGHT??

>>53313602
>and they still have savings to pay it off.
Lol, haha even

>>53313599
>>53313601
Right, thank you. It was just a gamble on earnings anyway. I'll wait until after.

>>53313600
but redit has been doing it for years without consequences and megabillioncap kikes of wallstreet do it all the time to us

Nothing personnel

Tick tock mumu, prepare your utters for earnings season

I want to let you boys in on a little secret. There's a stock out there called APRN, they have some proprietary technology, and are primed to go through a restructuring into a solar panel, wind turbine electric car, reparations and gender confirmation fulfillment center. They're basically going to become bigger than your apple, amazon, tesla, netflix combined because of their pro-diversity and inclusivity initiatives they are going to be the next big thing in the future world order. Do what you want with this information, and this is not financial advice.

>>53313661
>solar panel, wind turbine electric car
Stopped reading there

>>53313605
holy shit its still at fucking $190 i just checked. how in the fuck is this possible. glad i didnt buy puts around christmas time when i was last looking. i think the govt is propping this garbage up to keep the narrative going on vaxxing. if this shit collapsed to bankruptcy it would be all over the news and draw attention to the crime of vaxxing even more

>>53313614
Crab attack

Oh nonononono

>>53313600
You could bet half of /biz/ would just counter trade and rug. btw, reddit has buttfuck nothing to do with the """meme stock""""

>>53313546
how is this even possible

>>53313661
hey you little bitch thats my idea and its a fucking food company not a turbine you jackass. im holding $300 worth of that shitstock in case it squeezes

>>53313557
calls on anon's bowel movements

>>53313667
There’s a solar panel aeroplane, you can make a car too but you have to increase the surface area and make it light

>>53313661
Thanks for the info baggie, but I am going to pass on this one even if it made me a billion bux. There are some things I just won't do with my money and investing in something that supports RAPE-a-nations and "Gender Fulfillment Center" is one of them. I hope this company crashes and burns.

Are AT&T, CocaCola, and McDonalds good buys right now if I’m looking for dividend income? Shouldn’t they fare pretty decently during a recession anyway?

I’m not interested in halving my money just to earn a couple pennies in dividends

I bought the local top and shorted the local bottom . How can i cope?

>>53313688
oyvey

>>53313667
>reparations and gender confirmation fulfillment centers
look, you can try to fight it, or move to florida but woke is the new new deal.

>>53313546

You gon' learn today, mumu.

>>53313031
sheeit it is going back down

looks like the chinese opening momentum is fading out

Another day spent calling into meetings while other anons get to enjoy the market sperging out... at least my $JEPI is doing about as well as can be expected.

Cool it

>goldman big miss
>-6%
>let's pump the market and laugh at them

>>53313704
i wouldnt. thats all shit people can stop consuming when it gets too expensive. i went to mcdonalds last month and an order of fries was almsot $5, i got 2 and it came to like $9.98 with tax. i was shocked when i pulled up to pay i thought there was a mistake. how can 2 fries be $10??? nobody can afford that shit and i wont be back. when a soda is like $3 people will just stop buying it

>>53313661
Invese baggy effect.

>>53313716
Please Bobo, heem Cathie. I want her to know it was me.

>in 2000, Saddam dropped all USD holdings from the Iraq banking system, and started trading the countries oil reserves in EUR
>In 2010 before the “Arab spring” Syria started trading the countries oil reserves in EUR

When did you realize EUR cucks are not our friends

>>53313730
meetings are gay
JEPI is peak comfy and based

was t he rejection of 400 bullish? its just a bulltrap right? goldman sachs failing earnings doesnt really mean anything, right?

>>53313593
You have that?

>>53313748
i meant beartrap. today will be a huge bear trap nad 400 will really be breached later.

bears celebrating flat days at this point

>>53313602
>14% real inflation and rising
>20% interest on credit cards (New record)
>~25% loss in purchasing power.

As more debt is made, more power and savings is lost due to the above... Its a literal ticking time bomb.

>Spend the weekend refining my strategy for trading ES futures.
>Rework a lot of my basic ideas and entries.
>Scared that I won't even be breakeven with it, despite good backtesting.
>Mad on monday because I can't use it properly.
>Finally get to test it out today after the crabbing stops on open
>A bit hesitant but I pull the trigger, get ~30 points in first hour and a half
Feels good.
I don't wanna jump the gun, but if it keeps working, I might have made it.

>>53313733
If you look at the history during recessions, especially 2008-2013, these types of stocks are some of the few that grew and paid out generous dividends. Mindless sheep will never stop consuming

https://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo

>>53313736
When did you realise Americans worship niggers?

>>53313748
we have 400 rejection for like 1 week now or something and market is probably waiting for more earnings + outlook to price in more future growth or contraction. current s&p pe is 20

>>53313738
I am comfy indeed. Making these jumbo giga divvies for sitting on my ass feels great, and it's close to paying for my groceries at this point. Nowhere near what some anons can make daytrading, but I'm definitely beating my normalshit friends with their "target 2060 retirement 401K" contributions. (Formerly target date 2055)

>>53313748
>stocks reaching a peak and then reversing is incredibly bullish.
c'mon man.

>>53313621
One day it will be different, its not just gonna go all the way to zero. I guess it could if there was a nuclear war and everyone died but still.

>>53313790
you better move you better dance

I see JEPI is well liked, my wife’s Roth is entirely in JEPI. Is JEPQ worth looking at? I need a covered call income ETF for my Roth

>>53313791
so do christians, jesus was black

>>53313831
>so do christians
?

>>53313831
Wasn’t he a jew too

>goes up by 0.25%
bulls shitpost about the bullrun
>goes down by 0.25%
bears posting memes about the crash

>>53313831
Pretty sure Jesus was a Jew

>>53313067
AMD is absolutely slaughtering Intel, but their issue is Nvidia

>>53313704
I want KO at under 60, but it just won't go there. If you're looking for dividend I don't see much reason not to look for a dip and get in on these. Personally I'm going gradual on blue checks, but that's of course a really long play.

>>53313861
They’re getting demolished by intel. And it’s only going to get worse for AMD with intel getting first dibs on the next gen ASML magic boxes.

>>53313796
Recommendation on dividend stock spread?

>>53313733
Nah, people will stop buying other stuff way before they stop consuming the slop they're addicted to. Plus kids gotta have their McDonald's. Put your $10 combo meal on a credit card and figure out how to pay for it later.

>>53313904
>>53313904
>>53313904
new
>>53313904
>>53313904
>>53313904
new

>>53313861
are you serious to claim this dog shit can trade at nvidia p/e while other non fabs like QCOM and MU eat shit

>>53313878
>They’re getting demolished by intel
What the fuck are you smoking?
There's a reason Intel stealth launched their lowend 13th gen and 13900KS
Like when was the last time a company didn't seed reviewers if it wanted to showcase something

>>53313890
Dude I'm so fucking dumb I have half my net worth in JEPI and the other half in cash. You should NOT take advice from me.

>>53313909
Not a good comparison because AMD PE is still impacted by Xilinx amortisation.
Currently not in either because I'm pretty sure they both have a dump ahead of them with how oversupplied the market is

>>53313906
fuck you and your stale old threads. if you are supposed to be the thread baker then why are all your threads at the bump limit when you post??

>>53313789
>>53313789
those recessions didnt affect prices of food. that the 2008 recession was not a DNC forced energy shortage and WEF world famine genocide. you are comparing apples to oranges. mcdonalds wont be able to sell affordable food this time around. beef is going to spike 900% in price before end of year

>>53314091
you retarded or something?

>>53314220
every time i click one of those the thread is already done. never trust a baker

>>53314245
this thread is currently at 78 posts, no one else had an issue.
>>53313904
>>53313904
>>53313904

>>53312557
I'm buying into BOIL

>>53312257
Questions regarding futures contracts.

Given the massive volume of both puts and calls that are taken out every day, only a fraction of them stay within the money, especially puts, so it is a safe statement to make that all of these fees are simply pocketed by the institutions that sell them to retail investors yes? Just like gambling, the only party that makes money overall seems to be the people selling this product

Mortgages are leveraged anywhere from 10x to like 4x, and i'm looking to do the same with a broad market ETF but I assume that the premium/fee of taking out a highly leveraged call option with an extremely long expiry date (years) would be astronomical. Is there some simplistic information on futures contract pricing out there by chance, since I don't currently have a brokerage account to check?