/biz/ - Business & Finance

NOOOOOO!!!!

>>53303326
Dense academic shit about proving that I'm sure will have useful applications, but the two significant takeaways both relate to the authors.
1) Vitalik. What more needs to be said
2) Phil Daian, the MEV gigabrain who went toe-to-toe with Ari and Mahimna over FSS, is now working with them. Phil also worked with Ari on that weird NFT light wall thing, so this isn't the first time.

>>53303326
>https://twitter.com/AriJuels/status/1615019710931681280?t=zBz3wtCfArWXopqSwwKokA&s=08
Bob about to get complete knowledge of Mallory and Allice if you know what I mean

>>53303326
he's paid a lot of money to make assumptions that don't hold in reality and then write a paper presenting the least embarrassing system he can make out of this mess that solves the imagined issue

>>53303326
The only FUD is that it is more useless research funded by us

Bump. Bullish for DECO

>>53303438
cope

Remember Clockwork Finance? How about BDoS? Stateless blockchains? Bla bla bla bla bla

How does this make price of token go up?

> by James Austgen, Kushal Babel, Vitalik Buterin, Phil Daian, Ari Juels and Mahimna Kelkar

This is the first time I've seen Vitalik collaborate with Chainlink in some capacity. Crazy.

>>53303541
token not needed

>>53303326
they need complete knowledge of your life for social credit scoring

your life's details vill be posted on ze blockchain

>>53303586
He knows he has no choice

>>53303586
Does this paper have anything to do with Chainlink though? I'm a brainlet so I cannot figure it out.

>>53303639
no. the randomness oracle mentioned throughout the paper will be provided by band protocol.

>>53303639
Nope.

>>53303668
this but it's Bridge Oracle. that's why it's been pumping this past week.

https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/bridge-oracle

gg chainshit. never stood a chance

Literally has nothing to do with LINK and everything to do with ETH. Just because Ari works with Chainlink doesn't mean he can't work with someone else. The relationship isn't exclusive. One of the authors is Vitalik, for God's sake.

>>53303326
Solution not needed
You had 3 years to sell
Now you seethe and cope and dilate
Wagmi except linkies

>>53303786
this, ctrl-f "chainlink" brings up the usual nothing. They are pivoting to a different oracle for sure, Vitalik hates chainlink and sergey with a passion so they will probably use API3 or BAND as the randomness oracle or even make a new ETH oracle.

>>53303438
He also created the term ‘proof of work’ ten years before bitcoin was created, what a loser

>>53303914
Wow, that's so cool. How can I profit from the fact that this guy created a term?

>>53303819
This. They will probably use witnet or supraoracles or pyth or even uniswap or bnboracles or kenshi or oraclize before using fartstink LAMO

>>53303938
Why are you angry?

>>53303960
I'm not, I asked you a question, can you answer it? How can I profit from this useless academic crap?

>>53303819
>They are pivoting to a different oracle for sure,
They wouldnt use the Oracle that Ari helped write? Why is he helping with this paper then?

>>53303954
kek even funnier, Ctrl-f Ethereum brings up 27 results while chainlink brings none. Vitalik wouldn't even allow Ari to put chainlink labs as his title. That's how pussywhipped and cucked chainlink are by Chadtalik.

>>53303977
I can imagine that you would find it hard to profit from almost anything. I’m choosing not to explain because the answers would would simply be lost on you.

>>53303989
>Why is he helping with this paper then?
it's money. he probably doesn't want anything to do with these worthless tokens either and insists on dollars. he's giving up his integrtity by writing these harebrained papers, they'll better make it worth his while

>>53303989
>Why is he helping with this paper then?
He's leaving his role at chainlink labs to work on Ethereum.

>>53304056
Proof? How many times was random oracle used?

>>53304052
Will there ever be a real chainlink discussion anymore?

>>53303326
More privacy solution is needed as hackers ain't sleeping on people's asset.

>>53303639
The main association is Ari who's the chief scientist of CL Labs. But otherwise it's another one of his research projects.

>>53304052
kek, this was quite funny. You fudders are ok sometimes.

>>53303639
Chainlink is for taking money away from investors to fund research that matters. Chainlink holders get rugged in return

>>53303414
Mutts law

>>53303326
>>53303326
Yeh yeah another idea from the ideas guy

More importantly WHERE ARE MY MIXICLES

>>53303326
fun fact: none of Aris "inventions" have had a public release. he keeps making shit up, then they usually do a proof of concept which proves the technology to be impractical and it's shelved. that's what happened to town crier, fss, deco, mixicles, 2 layer staking model and that's what will happen to this piece of shit too. this guy is a genius at inventing cool sounding but fundamentally flawed systems

>>53303326
Ah yes. This ugky kike is the only one smart enough to introduce COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE
>My IQ is so high I'm now going to introudece to low IQ chainshit holders COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

>>53303414
The jew must push racemixing wherever he gets the chance

Ctrl+f chainlink
0 results found

>>53303326
I went through the whole paper and its buzzwords, still no potential financial advantage on my side, or yours. What's even your point other than Ari introduces X shit?

>>53303326
I bet the fud well be "It's just a NFT enabler, no real use case outside of NFT scams"

>>53303326
why would i fud an academic welfare queen
>literally more bullshit
>still no use case

>>53304779
Same with that Bitcoin paper. Nothing ever comes of these things. Period!

>>53304707
Try oracle

>>53303326
>It's 202x
>ITS OVER FOR YOU FUDDERS
>Chainlink Price: -4.25% on news
It's all so tiresome.... Sergey hates linkers and wants you all dead, poor, and resentful.

>>53305814
>>53304707
>Try oracle
This.
Ctrl+f oracle
20 results found

I guess he means Band though.. right?