/biz/ - Business & Finance

happy mlk day

nigger

Stop posting the food truck bitch....

first for fuck (You)

Happy dead nigger day

Captcha: RAXIST

>>53300875
I'm a "zoomer" lol. lmao even. Have you even read the book?

I'm going to buy calls tomorrow with all my money and hope for the best.

>>53300907
youre in the wrong thread, white boy

Bond market thinks QE is coming, starting with Japan.

nat gas pumping, BOIL bros we're back

If I had a plastic brain for ages, I would be so happy.

>>53300842
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

>>53300890
>complains about food truck bitch
>continues to post miko

Another nigger day. Jfc, how many holidays do blacks need ?

>>53300942
at least 1 more, june 10th and martin luther the kind day isn't enough.

>>53300949 hows your NAK stack going?

>>53300939
>posting my wife is the same as posting some stupid thot trying to act cool because she's on camera
Low IQ baggot

>>53300890
>avatar poster
>>53300929
Why would it go back up, anytime soon?

Who got the DD on north american bitcoin miners? Shill me your bags I will pump them with my 10k

>>53300997
because i'm due for a win

>>53301002
i was planning on buying puts on them desu

>>53300842
So is Powell going to Nook this bull market with increased rate hikes or is SP500 going back to $4,300. If he doesn't keep rates high, inflation will persist. Seems like we are fucked either way lads

>>53301020
Everything is fake and gay. Recession has been redefined, and now inflation too. SPY is going sub 200

>>53300924
Actually it's the opposite

>>53300922

Since the markets are closed, what are we watching today /smg/?

>>53301002
there's a microcap miner on my watchlist XTPT, Xtra Energy Corp. 25m$ mcap. I dont know anything about them but they're up +1900% in the last year

Xtra Energy Corp. engages in developing, managing, and operating cryptocoin mines to acquire Bitcoin, Ethereum, LiteCoin, and altcoins. The company was founded on May 22, 1997 and is headquartered in Austin, TX.

>>53301048
this:

https://youtu.be/og4L7aELZDg

>>53300949
Ignore the furry underage posts, he wants attention, give him none.

>>53300651
Go full YINN my friend

China will prosper and win!

Good morning I'm up.
Oh right it's kangs day.

>>53301060
Anon, I don't think *our* girl friend would like that very much.

>>53301028
If everything is fake and gay that means it'll pump at the sacrifice of QoL.

Thank you Mr. King Jr. I am eternally in your debt for not having to wageslave for one extra day.

Don't even know why I come to /smg/ anymore.

I haven't bought anything but ETFs for four years. And haven't sold since.

Who else bogle-pilled?

Stocks are safe from crashing today thanks to negros.

>>53300842
i need to turn $10k into $50k in the next 6 months. any advice?

dont fall for big coffee lies
protect your butthole bros
coffee is the devil

>>53300842
I heard the low caffiene futures are indeed very good for you.

>>53301209
What

>>53301060
I used to have that same gateway cow mousepad

>>53301205
get some SPY put options for middle April and sell when we retest the october lows, then buy call options with the profits and you should be at $150k when you sell, then you can pay the taxes and keep 25k in your trading account while having the 50k in cash you wanted.

>>53300937
>the Four Pests Campaign led to the starvation and death of between 20 and 43 million people
>https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-four-pests-campaign-objectives-execution-failure-and-consequences.html
Here's one of your central planning communist great achievements

>>53301223
had 3 cups today
when I went to go use the bathroom
I didn't leave it for an hour because the intense pain of my asshole
literally soaked until I could limp to the pharma
to buy even bigger healthcares baby bp sized tube to stick up my asshole to provide relieving ointment
you too will get the 'roids if you dont heed this warning

also my butthole just might not be able to take dried chilis

>>53301209
You need to cut that shit out

>>53301277
...anon you might have serious bowel issues regardless of coffee.
I drink a LOT of coffee daily and this does not happen to me, at least not due to the coffee.

>>53301308
you know who is trying to force my hand into ritual humiliations
not even your buttholes will be safe bros

>Coffee

No coffee futures are not profitable for you. ICE charges an obscene amount of money for data and commissions. I was hoping CME would buy them but the 2 have a similar market cap. Now I'll never get to trade the full breakfast futures.

we are going to have the blackest, most gorilla nigger Tuesday imaginable in honor of MLK

>>53301331
...anon? Have you by chance been prescribed an antipsychotic medicine?

>>53301244
>SPY put options for middle April and sell when we retest the october lows
why middle April?

>>53301122
dumb way to lose all your money

>>53301434
cause you're going to hold them for like 4-6 weeks and not going to let the theta fuck you in your ass.

>>53300890

>>53300760
>they all had a profitable day
naturally

>>53301481
Mumu the Bull
Bobo the Bear
_____ the Crab

>>53301432
I will need one
I see their plots everywhere
nothing is safe

>>53301497
Snib Snab

Bottom not in until cramer is peepeepoopoo on live tv like 2008

>>53301277
>>53301308
I take caffeine pills too and it always upsets my intestines. One days that I take caffeine I take antispasmodics before eating to smooth things out.

>>53301497
It's gotta be Caca.

>>53301497
the crab's name is Snibby

>>53301497
Mr. Snibbs

>>53301443
You’ll get it all back with time

>>53301457

LONG
MSFT
NATGAS
OIL
GOLD

SHORT
SBUX
AIRLINES

OPEN THE MARKETS

>>53301542
Why are these women crying?

>>53301519
I mean yeah if I drink black coffee on an empty stomach I may have to go to the bathroom, but
1. I Eat full foods with it like whole wheat toast and eggs and the like and that usually prevents this
2. I eat a lot of yogurt and since starting to add Yogurt to my diet a year or two ago it's been pretty fine
3. That anon described burning pain and needing to visit a doctor, I think he may have a bowel issue.

Are we ever going to return to the left sided chart? These schizo algo patterns are really tiring

>>53301547
>implying becky will ever give up her coffee milkshakes

I just want to exit these puts. fuck why did i buy options

>>53301556
>jumping through all these hoops just to drink coffee
Why don't you fags just not drink coffee?

>>53301574
>LABOR COSTS
>COMMODITY COSTS (COFFEE)
>MARGINS

LEARN FINANCE OR LEAVE /SMG/ AND GO TO WSB AND BUY TESLA CALLS

>>53301547
Oil stocks like XOM and CVX are already nearing highs. Not much gain to be had there

>>53301497
CRUZE THE CRAB

>>53301571
Yes eventually. Look at all historical mega pump periods followed by bear market followed by the first couple nervous recovery attempts. It does settle out in time. However, it's going to be a while here. For one this bear market isn't over and the nervous bounce attempts haven't even started.

>>53301556
>I think he may have a bowel issue.
something like IBS, not much doctors can do about it

>>53301571
>no I don't want to buy low and sell high over and over
>I want to buy high and wait until it gets marginally higher
take the swingpill, there's a reason people are buying zee puts now, VIX tells us that SPX is high.

>>53301586
I went most of my life without drinking coffee. Then I started drinking it.
>I feel like I have more energy at work and at the gym
>I tend to sleep easier at night and wake up faster in the morning
>my creative efforts seem to come to fruition more easily when I drink caffine
>Costs can be kept low if I just buy coffee and make it at home by myself.

Take it from someone who never drank it growing up and avoided it through most of college: if drunk in moderation, coffee is just a benefit. Also, again, in moderation, all studies on the topic show no ill side effects of daily coffee consumption, many centinnarians drank coffee daily for their entire lives and still live, and as a closing fun fact, the mass introduction of coffee and tea across europe corresponds time-wise to the rennaisance and the enlightment as more people switched from alcohol to caffine.

>>53301625
The last time there were a bunch of puts they all got obliterated by a pump.

Long term gains this year will be gold stocks/funds:

Blackrock Gold and General
NinetyOne Global Gold

Don't complain later saying you weren't told.

>>53301611
My friend ended catching a bowel disease. They aren't sure if it's Crohn's or UC. He has an anal fissure, and had to go on disability. He lost 40lbs and is basically bedridden. I feel bad for him. Habitual coffee drinker though.

>>53301611
There are dietary changes and a few medications that can help IBS. Eating a lot of probiotics (like Yogurt) can help in the long term, and avoiding straight up black coffee or very spicy food can help, if I recall.

I have my plan of action figured out for the year
invest in more money market funds and book the guaranteed wins until market drops to being realistic. Cash is king. But how do I improve my sexual health? Slide girls dms on instagram if they leave it on their dating app?

>>53301659
You don't "catch" Crohn's, it's genetic. I knew someone who had it, and symptoms started as a child/early-teens, though it took a long time before the doctors eventually figured out what it was.

>>53300985
How did you make out on the football games yesterday? I parlayed the Dolphins to cover, Giants to win and the over in the Bengals game for a nice win.

Guys... Everyone is canceling there trip to Davos.

Will we black swan Tuesday?

>>53301685
Find a woman who shares an interest in your hobbies and shares your values (at least the important ones), then cultivate a meaningful friendship then relationship with her. Once your relationship is stable, generally speaking, both of you can just have sex whenever you want. Worked for me.

If you rely on internet sex addicts you won't find much satisfaction in the long term.

>>53301755
I don't bet on playoff football. That's when the most Jewish game fixing takes place. Would have taken the dolphins to cover though.

>>53301768
Talking to women in public begins in a couple months once my shrooms finish growing

>>53301375
>never get to trade the full breakfast futures.
Reminder they still haven't delisted BRKY. It's hanging on there.

>>53301793
>avg. volume 1,709
dang, I thought people love their breakfast

>>53301604
REFINERS ARE THE BEST

VLO
MPC

>>53301770
you sound like a fucking pussy

>>53301816
They do. It's just a total meme ETF, like KPOP or BOAT.

>>53301766
who?

>>53301652
Did they get their puts when VIX was at 18?

what happened to Old Country Buffet? they used to be everywhere. i enjoyed pissing off the meat carver by asking for more

>>53301817
CRAKheads wya?

>>53301782
...I'm sorry once your what?

>>53300937
Daily remidner that finance and ecnomics are psuedoscientific make believe garbarge and capitalisn is inherently instable, exploiative and unsusable with a built in expieration date. Ever escelating recesions, povertiy, debt, wealth inequaility, monopoles, disaese, poluttion, esploitation, slavury, conflict and wars are fundementel, nesassary and intented principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfiness, liing, cheeting, steeling, compettition, confict, slaevery and war are behaviers highly encuraged and insentifised under capitaliffm. It is LITERALLY cansur and i dont meen it meteforicaly, i men it literall, it shares the eggsact same functons and prinspels as a censer sell.

The frier the merket the more inslaved everytthing and everyyone els is and the more blood sacrefieces need to be perfermed to "the Line God". An econemy needs to be as regulatad and planed as posebel to surve the living bengs needs and desires and be able to be adchusted acorbing to our needs at anie givun momont/pereid. finannse and stok marcats are incompatabel with live and are in dierct competitson

Mine's better.

>>53301844
A certain /smg/ger may or may not be cultivating mushrooms. Button mushrooms. For home cooking. Yeah, that's it.

>>53301742
Crohns disease is an auto-immune (doctors are wrong when they say they don't know the cause) -- it causes inflammation where there shouldn't be normally. Now you can split hairs over whats causing the auto-immune issue whether its genetics or diet but the result is the same. The body is over-reacting and attacking the gut. Treatment is almost always the same -- immunosuppressants to reduce general inflammation. Auto-immune diseases are almost completely genetic unless you are causing extreme localized inflammation over a long period of time. Coffee certainly can play a part but with how much people drink of it if it was 1:1 half the world would have it. Most likely cause is seed oils which are awful for the gut.

>>53301839
>Fate: COVID-19 pandemic

>>53300937
Who should be trusted to be in charge of this regulation and planning, Anon?
The people?
Remember, the people have an average IQ of 100 globally, meaning around half have below 100 IQ.

>>53301766
>soros
>schwab
>US reps
>bunch of other nation reps

>>53301889
>Restaurants evolved into a worldwide wu flu
Digimon got wild since I last watched it

>>53301889
i hate how the government just decided to murder a ton of honest businesses for the sake of science, fucking jews.

>>53301932
>The virus originated on Grandma Ethel's plate of lasagna that was left under the heat lamps too long

>>53301861
I honestly should practice homebrewing wine
or just buy it by the barrel for ones I like

>>53301824
You sound like a Jew trying to get me to lose my money on obviously fixed game.

>>53301976
lmao, now you just sound racist.

>>53301766
Hopefully it gets nuked.

>>53301995
Jews are white and you can't be racist against white people.

>>53301770
>Bet on the chorgers

>>53300842
Inflation hates the indoor chicken farmer

>>53301944
>the antivaxxer is incapable of believing that any right-leaning man could support the vaccines and lockdowns

China and Russia managed to psyop us so hard that a chunk of Americans literally helped to spread a disease China gave us to even more of their fellow citizens, all while resisting the American made vaccines that were statistically the safest.
Heard Russia tried to sow the belief that mRNA was dangerous in order to make their Sputnik V vaccine more popular across the globe, only for it to backfire and make more people against vaccines in general.

Do you have a business /smg/? If so what is it

>>53302057
I will be a shroom farmer and make the blue honey

>>53302022
That game was a prime example of playoff game fixing.

The Fed has created exactly TWO "investing" philosophies.
You may think you are somehow in a different category, but you are not.
WHICH WOLF ARE YOU?

>>53301657
JNUG bros rise up

>>53302070
Has Burry done anything of note outside of the 2008 crash pay out? He just tweets random shit and deletes his account every month.

>>53302057
My boss said he sell me what's left of the cleaning business for only $14k. I'm still not going to buy it though

>>53302034
>Everyone believed stupid propaganda
>I heard the correct propaganda
>Me smart

>>53302034
>implying the vaccines worked and covid-19 was more deadly than your average flu infection.
okay sure, whatever you say...

>>53302070
There are plenty of other ways to play the market.

>>53302070
right now im being and i feel as retarded as he looks.

>>53302096
Not really, he makes occasional predictions and trades but his timing is shit lmao he can't stop being too early. Just because you see why the market should go in a certain direction doesn't mean it's gonna start happening right away, but he has trouble with that.

>>53302070

>>53302070
I wish I had a fraction of the balls of steel my nigga Bill has

>>53302057
Long term: Working with a buddy on the west coast that I went to high school with. He's getting his PhD and I just got my business degree and am spending some time in the medical industry. We hope to start a medical prosthetics company together.

Short term: I make music and sell it online. It's fun, I do it as a hobby and thanks to websites like CD baby it's easy to distribute to all major platforms and make royalties. I don't make much from it right now but then, it doesn't require much investment once I've made the songs, just marketing if I ever want to grow it.

>>53302096
Nope, that's his claim to fame. He's been predicting every year since then will be the apocalypse.

>>53302101
Not sure about the details but if you and he want to hand the business off to the Zoomers formally, you might be able to do an ESOP:
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/e/esop.asp
https://www.esopassociation.org/chapters/michigan

>>53302124
Dwyerism is the master trading philosophy. Flows like water, with the flexibility of a cat.

>>53302147
Lmao oh anon you are thinking way to big time. We are a shitty dead small business. No need to jump through hoops like that. I've considered buying it and just closing it so my boomer boss can finally put this shit to rest and we can finally put a bullet in this turd.

>>53301879
>>53301611
>>53301676

Anybody with IBD or IBS should try an elimination diet, i.e. no gluten eggs milk or any others you know you have issues with (usually proteins are culprit). Or try one of those mail order allergy tests. In my experience they're reasonably accurate.

Source: mild IBD and various other autoimmune things that all go away with diet.

>>53302163
Why do you think they call him a "top bull"?

>>53302170
How about continuing on out of spite? If you close, those cubicle cucks win.

>>53302096
He shorted apple for a 2% gain.

>>53302191
>Top bull can't afford Zoom subscription
Checks out.

>>53302057
I buy and sell used shares eBay

>MEXICO NEARING TERMINAL KEY RATE, BETWEEN 10.75%-11.5%: HEATH
MEXXbros, está terminado...

>>53302208
People pay for Zoom?

>>53302195
I genuinely don't want to do this anymore. I couldn't care less if the business closes. For years my boss has not developed an exit strategy despite the fact I've told him for years he needs to get one. I'm completely checked out.

BLACKED Monday

381 days into Bobos big market crash and the SHIT AND PISS 500 is down 17%

I'm still standing

Thoughts on longing cactus spines?

>>53302239
Apparently not lol

I haven't been in a mcdonalds to order food directly in years. It's like a different world. All the memes are real too I'm pretty sure I saw multiple 4channers in there.

Also while neighboring places like the chik fil a or the supermarket were staffed by whites, the mcdonalds was only mexicans for some weird reason. Like they specifically hire spics? And the taco bell is all pakistanis.

There was
-a bunch of old boomers who seemed to be eating there because it reminds them of a place that existed 40 years ago, but doesn't any longer, but they do it out of habit
-a lot of hispanics even though my local area has few of them comparatively, they all seem to congregate there because the staff is all spanish speaking for some reason?

But the ones that really stood out were
-the autistic guy getting upset because the mcdonalds app didn't work (he had a sperg voice)
-the guy in the fedora who had two cokes for some reason and he was just chugging them and refilling them while daytrading on his ipad (one of you?)

>>53300924
Bulls have done this and got rugged already. Like you can look at the bond etfs and see the prices rising as they price in the fed caving and them it doesn't happen and the price falls again

This market is drunk on QE

>https://youtu.be/-9qUfJme4eU
>I'm shorting Spotify
>Because of the looming bear market
>And muh high rates
This is exactly the type of ding dong I picture when I read all the bearish bullshit on here. Over a year of red, with all metrics pointing to inflation having peaked, with rates that are still historically low, with governments and central banks on the cusp of firing up the QE machines, and these people STILL talk about things as if the global economy is about to fucking tank. It's so wildly out of touch with reality that it's genuinely starting to make me wonder if it's some 4D chess propaganda move by Russia or something.

my broker (female) asked me out on a date

>>53301497
Cici

>>53300842

protip, china reopening and positive seasonality will push oil price to over $100 by October 2023

>>53302314
Are you gonna pour a little sugar in her dixie cup?

>>53302304
my question is always why they think that if the global economy collapses, their money will matter at all. why the fuck would you ever bet on that?

>>53302314
Ah yeah level III options time.

>>53302304
>with all metrics pointing to inflation having peaked

Here we go again... Even Biden's shills are dumb...

>>53302314
That's a trap. She's just luring you into a public place where the SEC can easily arrest you without having to break down your door.

>>53302285
>the guy in the fedora who had two cokes for some reason and he was just chugging them and refilling them while daytrading on his ipad
That's 95% of this general

>>53302316
>protip, china reopening
Sure... When?
You have no idea.

>>53302316
Looking at the 5 yr chart this actually seems to hold up pretty well, although to me it looks like the peaks have been happening more in the May - July range and the bottoms have been in January

Remember /smg/: you can always make more money, but you can only lose your money once.

>>53302337
Get fukt doomer faggot

>>53302335
It just goes to show that they don't really believe that the economy will collapse, they're just speculating opportunist contrarians.

>>53302304
>rates that are still historically low
Can I have some of what you're smoking?

>>53302364
>you can only lose your money once.
Says you.

>>53302361


If you trade XLE, then the peak in 2022 was nov 7, few people trade actual physical oil anyway

>>53302351
This might be the biggest mispricing currently out there in the market. Since the latest strain was gigainfectious and the Chinks had no vaccines, they'll literally all catch, recover from, and stop giving a shit about the virus in record time. People anticipating months-long reopenings a la the US or Europe are way offsides.

Kek bullish for Newports and yum brands

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53302399
>Since the latest strain was gigainfectious and the Chinks had no vaccines

1) They made a native vaccine (like Russia did)
2) Lockdowns have nothing to do with COVID

Where have you been?

>>53302414
>Google: People also view:
>Black families need fathers -- not reparations for slavery

was bogle a good bloke?

Watching the BBBY scenario with my baggie of BBBY. German market was open and it ticked up a bit. The Option chain has big potential this week. Mainly in to watch Jim Cramer Sseethe. But now im in watch the entire financial system burn to the ground.
https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nasdaq-bbby/optionchain/

This was Jim yesterday. Doing his little panic stroke walking around the store near him to find things wrong with the store. Fucking lost my shit. Just imagine going to the store just to point out things wrong with it to your followers.

>>53302441
His advice worked for the last 30 years so I would say those who listened to his advice did well for themselves. In that sense yes he was okay

>>53302448
You ever think you might not be as important as you are?

>>53302427
>1) They made a native vaccine (like Russia did)
Yes, and the data we saw from the few South American countries that tried it early on showed it was garbage, like 50% effective. Uptake rates were also low in China itself. And that's before accounting for mutation immune escape by Omicron.X.69.Whatever

The bottom line is that if you have a masked, vaccinated population where 10% of an office gets sick every week, that plays out one way. But if literally half an office gets sick one week then the other half the next week (as we've literally had confirmed by Western companies doing business in China), you reopen way faster.

>2) Lockdowns have nothing to do with COVID
If you want to argue that on the schizo front, sure. Go wild. They're ready to make a move on Taiwan. Whatever. If you want to look at reality, all their passport restrictions, flight rules, and shit are gone as of either this week or last.

>>53302285

>Like they specifically hire spics? And the taco bell is all pakistanis.

That's a clue about the owners. TB is owned by a paki who is hiring his relatives. MCDs is probably jewish boomers.

#1 test of a well run fast food place is if they're hiring mostly white the way chickfila does, esp if they put some cute white girls on the order window.

>>53301020
>Nook
go back to r*ddit you fucking tourist

Are we going to break above this line in the next few weeks or are we headed for a new low, bros?
https://youtu.be/LZ_4jJGRruo

>>53301020
The heck does "Nook" mean?

>>53302487
Dude, im not even important. People dont wish me happy birthday or anything like that. Just posting what im doing like everyone else. I was here talking about my oil plays weeks ago before it broke to the bottom again.

>>53302470
Dabbing on BBBY cultists is based.
Sometimes you got to be cruel to save someone from themselves

>>53302533
Maybe it means tom nook?

>>53297929
for usa it's just another proxy war after the middle eastern fights, about same cost. on
top of that they get to send old warehouses of battle vehicles etc. test stuff like himars on
battleground it's very cheap and good deal to help ukraine

russia cant win at this point when the initial attack of 150k trained professional troops
with tanks and stuff were demolished that was it.they were fearless drug junkies, now the mobilized soldiers are useless they
surrender right away and wanker fighters only good but they are now in bad shape and
russia sees wanker as a threat not as an ally
anymore pretty much because putin fears the
wanker leader will replace him cause he is gainig popularity

even in ww2 usa won becaue their production capacity is insane. nato budget is like 17 times bigger. nato population is like over a billion. russia is only 140m. but after
fighting mens have fleed 2 million, 2 million hiding and 300 dead and wounded they equal to ukraine now in troop, they are about same as 80m country now in population rusia is srhinking fast

soviets could have never deamt of beating Hitler even tho he was fighting two fronts without usa sending them tanks, ammo,
turrets, and all the stuff. more than half soviet tanks in big fights came from usa helping them out. the high quality military stuff production capacity is just crazy

>>53302527

>>53302541
You're a cultist even if your dabbing on bbby fuckers. Ive seen those ryan cohen schizos. Ive looked at almost everything and there is something that isn't adding up. Im just here to come in. Take profits. Then leave.

>>53302533
>>53302550
The redditor shills that took over /k/ use it to unironically argue in favor nuclear war.

>>53302606
They WHAT?

>>53300922

>>53302491
you are so stupid, stop thinking

>>53302628
Every urban Chinaman got infected, they got over it, now they're out doing stuff. How is this a difficult concept for you to grasp?

>UK pension is £141.85 per week
>You need 44 qualifying years of National Insurance contributions to get the full amount
>44 years of taxes for less than half the American minimum wage
hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*checks stocks for the day*

>>53302616
"Nook" is the term they use to downplay the risk of nuclear war when shilling for WW3 with russia. Most of them aren't even american.

>>53302554

You are living in the past, USA used to be world's factory, not anymore. China's production capacity dwarfs that of US

Does buying Leap Option have unlimited losses or is the max loss how much you pay for the contract ?

New to options

>>53302656
The government loves you anon.

>>53302670
Oh huh. Usually the Russian shills are a lot subtler than that.
The Chinese shills glow brighter than even the FBI agents.

>>53302656
We don't call them yuropoors for no reason. Keep in mind half of that 141.85 goes to taxes to give to pakis.

>>53302470
Vaxxbros...

>>53302656
If you want money, you gotta earn it. You gotta need it. You gotta scrap for it.

>>53302688
>>53302684
I genuinely cannot imagine being European. Holy fucking shit what a cucked existence

>>53302691
>>53302470
That means it's working.

Also holy fuck I hate black people. OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS.

>>53302677
When buying options your downside is limited to the cost of the contract. It's only when selling them that your potential losses go to clown town.

>>53302712

This anon is 100% GMI.

>>53301443
I'm up 40% the past three years. Odd definition of "losing all your money" but you do you

>>53302698
All the remaining smart people left Europe after WW2.

I just want bonds to reopen already.

>>53302685
>russian shills
It's 100% ukrainians on /k/ that are doing this. Like literal ukrainian government employees. They follow the same copy-pasted ESL shill scripts every thread.

>>53302656
More like UKringe amirite

>>53302714
Thanks, so selling naked call options or put is the only way to have unlimited losses?

>>53302695
I could take a chimp if it really came down to it

>>53302698
There is a lot of coping. They'll argue that their life is superior because the government subsidizes their closet they live in, and try and praise their death panel "free healthcare". I honestly would t be surprised if in 10 years, if you're white and get cancer they'll deny you healthcare due to white supremacy

>>53302741
Let's put it this way: there's a reason brokers have different levels of options they approve you for.

>>53302741
exponentially unlimited losses. the best kind of loss.

>>53302728
Now adjust for inflation lol

>>53302656
I know lots of people who dont have a private pension plan, they all claim that "state pension is sufficient" and that they'll "just lower the standard of living" when they're older. Those who do have a private pension plan do it via insurance companies where there money just gets drained due to fees etc. Nobody even thinks of basic stuff like investing in ETFs or index funds. When Im in my 60s Im going to witness a lot of suicides.

>>53302606
What?

>>53302695
idk why im laughing so hard at "goose"

>>53302527
I do indeed believe we will retest the october lows, shit's fucked and they're going to replace biden with that black woman, so expect it to get worse before it gets better.

>>53302762
>"Overall, a minority of Europeans invest in the stock market. Data shows that only 33% of UK citizens and 15% of Germans do so, showing sensible differences compared to the 55% of Americans in 2021"
JUST

>>53302695
who in any country is saying they can beat a grizzly bear in a fight?

>>53302725
I didnt like the MLK statue. It was kind of gay.

>>53302745
>Who can get free prescriptions
>You can get free NHS prescriptions if, at the time the prescription is dispensed, you:
>are 60 or over

Meanwhile in the glorious republic of Apple and Johnson & Johnson

>>53302794
This dude won by forcing the grizzly to forfeit: https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/man-beats-grizzly-bear-by-stuffing-his-fist-down-its-throat

I shorted DAX . Thoughts ?

>>53302762
realizing I would only have government pension payments was what got me into investing
I'm still not sure I'm gonna make it, but fuck it

>>53302647
LOCKDOWNS.HAVE.NOTHING.TO.DO.WITH.COVID

that's what you still do not actually understand.

>>53302805
US has medicare and medicaid. If boomers can't afford prescriptions the government covers it.

>>53302491
>Yes, and the data we saw from the few South American countries that tried it early on showed it was garbage, like 50% effective.

LOL, and mRNA worked?!?!? You just admitted you lied. I hope this post makes your evaluation.

>>53302846
I know you feel like that little schizo tidbit is precious, but it's not. Locking down is a political decision, yes. OK, move on.

Is Xi deciding to lock down or open up? Oh, gee, look at all those international flights from Beijing.

>>53302791
>only 33% of UK citizens and 15% of Germans
lmao

>>53302805
>euro doesn't know we have two forms of government assistance for medical care
>any full time job also provides unique drug care benefits
Idiot. We also have HSA's which your euro brain won't even be able to comprehend

>>53302871
My kingdom for a trade

>>53302871
>schizo tidbit
You are using COVID lockdowns as a data point for oil mooning. Your analysis is fundamentally wrong- you also lied about China Vaccines to push your point.

You still confused?

>>53302863
mRNA worked relatively better and still wasn't some 100% transmission blocking thing. But that's beside the point.

The point is that China and their Sinovac has had hundreds of millions of cases in the past month. That's the important takeaway here. If Xi wants to reopen and Chao fought off COVID in December, then guess who's booking a Lunar New Year trip? Motherfuckin' Chao. Doesn't matter whether he took Pfizer, Sinovac, or snorted Rhino horn.

>>53302809
huh

>market closed for longer than 2 days
>/smg/ becomes full on Boomer facebook
See you tomorrow, fellow funposters.

>>53302912
>mRNA worked relatively better and still wasn't some 100% transmission blocking thing
You are the dumbest gorilla retard nigger I have ever seen.

>>53302907
Chemicals, copper, Chinese tourist destinations, and, of course, airlines. Oil not so much because, remember, China has their own SPR.

>>53302910
>Your analysis is fundamentally wrong
Lockdowns (and their entire country taking a few sick days post-lockdown) tanked travel, commuting, and oil demand. Where do you think that's fundamentally wrong? Help me out here, chief.

>you also lied about China Vaccines to push your point.
The halfway-reliable data we have on it (i.e. not from Chinkland), for the same endpoints as MRNA/PFE used to claim "90%+ effective!", showed it was less effective. I don't know how you're getting hung up here.

Far out bond yields up, shorter bond yields sameish. What's happening in the bonds? Can any anon who is well versed in that world enlighten me?

>>53302096
>After shutting down his website in November 2000, Burry started the hedge fund Scion Capital, funded by an inheritance and loans from his family. He named it after Terry Brooks' The Scions of Shannara (1990), one of his favorite novels. He quickly earned extraordinary profits for his investors. According to author Michael Lewis, "in his first full year, 2001, the S&P 500 fell 11.88%. Scion was up 55%. The next year, the S&P 500 fell again, by 22.1%, and Scion was up again: 16%. The next year, 2003, the stock market finally turned around and rose 28.69%, but Burry beat it again, with returns of 50%. By the end of 2004, he was managing $600 million and turning money away."[6] Burry was able to achieve these returns partly by shorting overvalued tech stocks at the peak of the internet bubble.[13]

There's a lactation refrigerator at my work. On an unrelated note, how does breast milk affect trading?

>>53302980
What is it like at Activision-Blizzard?

>>53302966
Long term sustained collapse. It means we don't recover from this.

>>53302980
this is bullish for big tech

>>53302557
you may not know, but what do you think?

>>53302970
Oh no. The Shannara series is truly terrible, one of the worst fantasy series of all time.

>>53302928
The government came out with a medical term called SADS, sudden adult death syndrome to explain deaths from 2021-2022, not even joking. Short PFE and MRNA

>>53302731
What broker you using for bonds?

>>53302791
>15% of Germans
what I'm hearing is that DAX index funds have a lot of upward mobility compared to S&P

>>53303058

Why is there only one /smg/ in the catlog?

>>53303058
That's been around for a while. SIDS is the infant version.

I'm going to fly to England and become a black market plastic cutlery dealer.

>>53303081
US markets closed, so a slow day

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
How'd you do today /smg/?

>>53303092
Asian pre market, everything is dipping, beside natgas.

>>53303088
SIDS is a real thing. SADS is not. It's a statistic to write off vax deaths.

>>53303100
lost -6% to daily inflation

>>53303100
+0.06%

>>53303107
SIDS is a cover for when mothers intentionally or negligently kill their children.

>>53303100
+0.91%
My maple stocks doing a lil sumthin

So, what do I buy once I make it?

>>53303119
That's probably the case actually

>portfolio only down -55% on average now instead of -68%
wagmi

Bond market is bullish. The 2 year treasury crossed under the Fed Funds rate, finally.

>>53303100
I got $5 from my broker, presumably from interest.

>>53303110
>fuck.gif

>>53303135
How? Did you invest in tech stocks or shit like AQB?

>>53303100
Mmmh, 0.00% Daily P&L.
Because the market's closed.

>>53303172
AQB is a good investment. I flipped it for a quick 30% last month.

>>53303091
What will be used for litter instead?

>>53302952
>Lockdowns (and their entire country taking a few sick days post-lockdown) tanked travel, commuting, and oil demand. Where do you think that's fundamentally wrong? Help me out her

You are literally a lost cause- enjoy your Oil shares.

I touched a trannies bussy protectors while moving laundry

>>53303181
Damn, I hope they told someone. What an embarrassing blunder!

>>53303172
Meme smallcap mining and recycling companies, I fell for the electric car meme. Now I'll have to wait till 2040

>>53303151
>lose 40% in a year
>b-bullish

>>53303151
SO BULL MARKET NOW???

>>53303228
the lines crossed. soft landing confirmed. recession avoided.

>>53303218
Ouch. Well yeah, those got overhyped last year a lot and unfortunately most of them were unprofitable and had lots of debt. Not something you want to hold in rising interest raes environment.

>>53303259
Kek. So you agree with all of the financial media?

>>53303135
Lol how

>Futures coming online in less than two hours
>SPR shenanigans intensify
>Vast portions of corporate infrastructure will need to be updated and financed in one of the most expensive environments in two decades
>Tom Brady potentially plays his last playoff game tonight
>Atmospheric River messing things up

Biz Ball says good luck and have a great week!

>>53303100
bears still sleeping

>>53303259
Technical analysis lines were crossed
We must convict

>>53303402
Who gives a shit about Brady? Dumbass got hosed by FTX.

>>53303402
BIZ BALL BIZ NEWS?!

i like your style.

>>53303402
To think bizball was just a gumball on some anon's floor

Tomorrow...

>>53303467
who the fuck still eats gum balls? I hope that anon gets rightfully ridiculed lol

>>53302034
>acting like a 24yo professional field boy with 100% fitness didnt just die on live national television like two weeks ago...
>inb4 "he's still alive!" okay den why he aint done one video news interview
Literally just google "died suddenly"
(((they))) arent even hiding it anymore.

>>53303467
Sometimes, one can become more than themselves.

>>53303402
We shall see what comes tomorrow morning, eh?

>>53303521
>Google "Die Suddenly"
>Fine people who Die Suddenly
>This proves it was the vaxx!!

>>53301048
>no Trader 1987
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5996252/
Can be tough to find but very good

>>53303402
can I get a qrd on the biz ball? I missed it

>>53303618
BIZ BALL

>>53303618
man posts picture of his legs watching tv bragging about his boomer life and boomer wife. There is a ball on the floor his fat bitch wife didn't even clean up. Cropping in paint ensued.

>>53303618
Anon posted a picture of his living room, I zoomed in and capped an image of a candy left under his entertainment center because I thought it was funny, I then splashed text that said " bizball" on it. Others started taking it and making edits, there are different colors for different market directions now, and it's an occasional thing.
Seems people are starting to use it as a sort of "fortune telling" meme.

>>53303467
It wasn't a gum ball it was a fire ball. All cinnamon candies are gross

ChatGPT understands the Biz Ball
This is definitely the scariest story it's written yet

>>53303618
In a fit of dementia, Warren Buffet accidentally revealed that he got all his tips from the bizball. It was later found on the floor of a /biz/ anon's living room.

>>53303654

>>53301611
I had bowel problems and went to a doc and they weren’t a Le to do anything for me. Then I started taking anti-lectin supplements. Look into it if you have these problems. Won’t help the op who was taking caffeine pills though. Just lay off that stuff man.

>>53303691
Green day tomorrow

>>53303679
Biz Ball confirmed to be the Loc Nar.

New >>53303709

>>53303679
Great scott when I cropped an image of a ball on the ground I never thought I'd read something this ominous about it.

I'm so pleased.

>>53302057
I own a shell company for my MT car registration scheme. I've also used that shell entity to get a FEIN and open business checking/savings/credit. I also have my retirement accounts held under the shell. House is under a different shell. Companies held by a blind trust.
As the IRS and potential plaintiffs see it, I am a homeless nigger.
>I do painting, technically I'm an independent contractor instead of an employee or unofficial cash only Mexican
Family owned an insurance agency until everyone died or retired, learned alot of my ambiguity practices from that experience.

Bearish or bullish?
Why?

>>53303546
>acts like its normal for healthy young adults to die suddenly of heart attacks
"it was once rare for the under 40 to have a heart attack, now 1 in 5 heart attack patients are under 40"
Hmmm gee I wonder what changed over the past three years that has caused these rapid onset heart issues for millions of people? Could it be that experimental gene therapy? No, never. Must be gas stoves.

>>53303151
OooooooH, i see what this means.

>>53304395
yes, a bull market, (and then the big one)

>>53302741
Only naked call have the potential for unlimited losses. It would have to be a crazy situation like when gme went up. Naked puts have a limited loss.

>>53303069
God you are a schizo retard. Almost everyone who dies of flu has comorbitities. Also that pic claims no one died of Covid when just a few sentences before that it says “20000 does of Covid”. BAKA.