/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53299279
The fuck am I lookin at here bud

>>53299301
The kidney stone that will carve a channel through your penis if you don't bump this thread

>>53299311
I don’t have a penis

>>53299322
Then it will obliterate your clit instead

>>53299279
that comes out your pp hole?

>>53299322
you have to have a penis to call other people "bud", bud.

>>53299337
lemme oblit that clit
>>53299322
lies

>>53299352
Drink your water and lower spinach intake

>>53299279
Well given the current trend of AI it's only obvious to buy RLC since the supply is low and so is the market cap

>>53299311
FUck you

>>53299311
Not gonna take a chance with this one

>>53299322
yes you do

>>53299322
Fuck you

>>53299311
bump then, just in case

>>53299322
TITS OR GTFO WHORE

>>53299311
checked

>>53299279
I read white papers and financial reports if available, then do research on the team members. If they have a telegram channel, I'll join that and ask questions. I'll also browse through their github and make sure all of their code is original and not a copy/paste job from another project. Then I rate the projects based on a point system I developed, and use excel to categorize them and rank them based on the probability of earning the highest amount of returns.

>>53299279
low mcap, no indians, no bsc shit, good looking logo, meme potential (at least during the last bullrun, i'm looking for usercase this time). I already placed my bet on 7-8 shitcoins with a make it stack, feeling really bullish on a pair of them. if i'm making it, i'll remove my penis like >>53299322 and i'll finally become the gf i never had. 29yo kissless virgin btw

>>53299279
>Literally how do you decide what shit coin you're going to buy?


> white team (absolutely crucial)
> NO chinks
> NO CHINKS
> speak to them, assess that they understand how the game works and that they will cooperate with community efforts to pump it one day
> you are getting a very good entry price (if you're not pre-seed, find out who does hold the tokens)
> tokenomics matters a lot but not in the way that most people think, it's just about who's holding the tokens and what they will do with them
> all tech and use cases are bullshit, but there has to be a narrative
> community looks lively and fun, there's energy there
> chart (if it's out yet) looks good
> has not been through a major hype cycle yet

various other things

DECIDING is not the hard part, it's finding them in the first place.

I've never read a white paper in my life, all that shit doesn't matter. I have an 8 figure stack and all of my plays were decided within about 5 minutes. If you aren't at least very excited about a play within 5 minutes of looking at it then it's probably shit.

Then do another 5 minutes of """research""" just to check there are no red flags, and get the fucking money in. You will never know how you feel about a play until you're in, anyway. Invest first, investigate later.