/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53286691
>taking financial advice from a guy who lost $200bil last year

>>53286691
Unfathomably based

>>53286691
It's actually going to be worse than 1929

>>53286691
Elon is a stupid inbred nigger who paid 40 billion for a free app

>>53286691
Based wreck this faggot economy. I want to see soccer moms and their questionably aged daughters turning tricks for merc dimes on the street corners. I want to see all these 70,000 dollar pickup trucks that my neighbors bought last year being repossessed. I hope housing gets nuked too. I want to see gold at $900 an ounce and gas at 1.50 a gallon. Massive deflation and Wall Street bankers throwing themselves out out of skyscrapers

>>53286938
Based

>>53286938
Dangerously based indeed

>>53286691
>Elon Musk says

>>53286691
doing the opposite of what this retard does is the easiest way to make money these days. extremely bullish indicator

>>53286691
if you think elon knows more about this stuff than you do, you're probably a retard like he is. watching these insufferable people talk about shit they don't know about is actually painful

>>53286938
It’s quite hilarious seeing people like you assuming they’d thrive in this environment. Good luck even getting a McDonald’s job. You likely live at home and have skin resembling shit

>>53287343
Your era of sunny skies and endless free money is over anon. Prepare your asshole accordingly t0hhm

>>53286691
how do I profit from this

>>53286691
now look up the s&p in 2009
march 2009 was the generational bottom, only slight lower from the 2008 lows
its a golden time for investors and speculators
only mainstreet gets fucked hard as they get fired have to compete for few jobs in the recession and get defaulted on all their loans
its basicly a setup harvest first the piggies were fattened now its butchering time
never should have taken on a loan

what i wanna see in this recession is stacy who bought a house on a massive loan finally admitting she was a more degenerate gambler than us shitcoin enjoyers

2009 was a bottom… biggest gains was made cuz of that Y, Elon smart

>>53288472
kek wtf. 2009 was literally the bottom. So i guess buy yea sometime now.

>>53287343
I have 300k in cash an a 3 to 1 debt to asset ratio suck pig

>>53286691
Lfg recess is good we were taught that in school

>>53286758
This, I am late on the info but its so bad the FDIC is worried there may not be enough funds(lol). They are literally prepping the bi den social media gestapo to scrub that we will probably have bail-ins.

>>53287343
We already live like shit in the current era. We don’t care if normies get fucked.

>>53286709
>bobo cassandra ™

fucking save!

>>53286938
Based.

>>53286691

executives have created this 'great recession 2.0' so they can do a number of things. 1 lay off highly paid employees they hired during the 'great resignation' because competition for talent was fierce, 2 create artificial demand in the talent market to drive competitive wages back down and re-hire the same talent at cheaper wages, 3 force talent back into corporate real estate and reduce remote work, 4 blame bad economic outlook and 'inflation' to raise their prices significantly and inexplicably, 5 manufacture more profits for their personal compensation and corporate profits, 6 drive prices of investment vehicles (real estate, stock, crypto, whatever) down so they can buy cheap at the same time. if you're stupid screenshot this and re-look at it every day until you understand how everything is manipulated by the wealthy