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Things /biz/ needs to say! Anonymous Mon Oct 27 18:27:08 2014 No.531384 [Reply] [Original]

We need some motto's and phrases and basically a culture for this board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 18:29:29 2014 No.531388 >laughing at growth stocks Those girls clearly know nothing. Motto: Buy low, sell high

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 18:32:52 2014 No.531395 >>531388 >Motto: Buy crypto and penny stocks. Sell next day. ftfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 18:35:05 2014 No.531399 File: 1.29 MB, 1280x862, mutual funds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>531388 You made me think of this one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 18:40:09 2014 No.531404 File: 955 KB, 667x1000, start up.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Help me out people!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 18:41:37 2014 No.531408 >>531384 >>531399 >>531404 These are terrible and you should feel bad for wasting time on them. Wit is not your strong suit, anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 18:43:11 2014 No.531411 >>531404 >>531399 >>531384 Said no woman ever

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 18:44:25 2014 No.531413 >>531408 Yeah, back to studying for the BEC section of the CPA exam.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 18:47:43 2014 No.531417 >>531384 >>531399 >>531404 Just stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 18:49:19 2014 No.531420 >>531417 They're funny in an unfunny way

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 19:07:41 2014 No.531439 >>531420 Just like most /biz/ fags

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 19:13:14 2014 No.531446

>>531384
We don't though. That's what is so good about /biz/. We're just here to make as nice a living as possible which is one of the most mature things you can do.

There is no need for us to have reddit-tier memes. That isn't culture it's just faggotry. If money and business can't keep you interested in the board then you can leave.

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 19:15:36 2014 No.531448

>>531384
Allright I'll play, directly from the intelligent investor :
•the future value of every investment is a function if it's present price
•the secret to your financial success is inside yourself
•the market is a pendulum that forever swings from unsustainable optimism to unjustified pessimism
•sell to optimist and buy from pessimist

And one I read from a the gold vs paper currency tread :
•the stock market takes the stairs on its way up and the elevator on its way down

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 19:19:27 2014 No.531455 File: 66 KB, 542x488, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>531446 This guy gets it! If there is nothing if value that you can contribute to the board just fuck off and go back to /b/ or /pol/

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 19:28:47 2014 No.531460 >>531384 no we dont

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 20:41:03 2014 No.531546 File: 66 KB, 400x398, 1413798382807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>531388 Woofy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 20:43:11 2014 No.531549 File: 760 KB, 606x624, oil.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On a food break from studying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 20:47:18 2014 No.531551 File: 1.08 MB, 730x1165, bitcoin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 21:17:18 2014 No.531581 >>531384 Save or be a slave

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 21:24:51 2014 No.531592 >>531420 This. I'm kinda liking it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 23:47:46 2014 No.531726 File: 2.27 MB, 1600x1071, cramer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Oct 27 23:52:19 2014 No.531732

Fuck off

"Board culture" is the worst thing that has ever happened to 4chan.

Board culture is the reason that /v/, /sp/, /fit/, /lit/, /sci/, and all the other boards for actual discussion are so shit

>Why have actual discussion when you can just post le ebin maymays

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 23:53:58 2014 No.531733 File: 351 KB, 414x604, 401k.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>531732

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 23:56:23 2014 No.531735 >>531732 >le ebin maymays Yet, you post that and even green text it! Why do you continue using 4chan board culture if you hate it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 23:56:41 2014 No.531736 >>531733 Related. SHOULD I be dumping everything I can into this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 23:57:40 2014 No.531737 >>531736 Are you asking us if you should not let your employer give you free money?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 27 23:59:05 2014 No.531739 >>531733 I see you are clearly autistic. Welcome to the filter /mlp/ literally does better than this

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 00:08:38 2014 No.531746 >>531737 You're right. Forgive me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 01:54:10 2014 No.531828 Bump

Anonymous Tue Oct 28 05:08:48 2014 No.531925

>>531732
You actually proved your own point

>le ebin maymays

Using the pronunciation me-me for meme is the worst kind of idiotic 4chanisms. The word is meant to rhyme with "gene"; and is defined as a unit of cultural inheritance. It was coined in Richard Dawkins original book "The Selfish Gene" and was meant to spawn an active field of study which never really eventuated. Protip: If you pronounce meme as me-me or maymay you may as well have a giant flashing neon sign above your head that reads "I'm an uneducated wanker".

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 21:15:21 2014 No.532706 >>531388 Buy high, sell higher. Bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 21:28:15 2014 No.532718 File: 2.65 MB, 1000x1500, schedule.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>531828 4U

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 21:38:24 2014 No.532728 >>531726 who is this? must need name!!

Anonymous Tue Oct 28 21:39:42 2014 No.532730

To the teenage boys who are masturbating to this thread: stop. No one cares about the girls you whacked to in high school. In OP's picture, all of them look like trashy whores. If you think this is attractive, your standards are too low.

Also, using humor with women does not work. And for gods sake keeps memes off of /biz/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 21:42:12 2014 No.532738 File: 2.02 MB, 3264x2448, 1405289545058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >being this pleb >buy PND >short PRAN >buy low, sell high >"how can i earn 100 bucks in a week?" charge 10 bucks a blowjob and give 10 blowjobs.

Anonymous Tue Oct 28 21:49:25 2014 No.532744

>>532730
I'm OK with memes. Maybe they'd be funnier with the disapproving faces of Warren Buffett to Carl Icahn, but if OP's goal is to get the "How do I $1K by next week," people to STFU (or to at least whack them with the clue bat until a clue enters their skulls), a suitable selection of reaction faces is an appopriate tool. Ya gotta speak to your audience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 21:49:44 2014 No.532745 >>531735 >>531925 >Being so autistic that you can't even recognize that I wasn't insulting your shitposting, not participating in it Welcome to board culture

Anonymous Tue Oct 28 21:54:54 2014 No.532749
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>>532730
>If you think this is attractive,
of course they're attractive, they're young little sluts.

>your standards are too low.
my sides

>Also, using humor with women does not work.
for guys like you nothing will work 8^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 22:02:19 2014 No.532761 File: 654 KB, 245x245, 1411573651830.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>531551 Anyone buying bitcoin at all is bound to be a bag holder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 22:06:03 2014 No.532765 >>531384 > Buy high sell low, make it up in volume.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 22:15:06 2014 No.532772 File: 1.34 MB, 1518x855, one dollar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>532728 No clue, but the race info in pic may help you. >>532744 >$1

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 22:18:18 2014 No.532776 >>532772 ok that's funny but i'm biased cause i love that movie

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 22:20:24 2014 No.532779 >>531388 It's buy high sell low.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 22:33:29 2014 No.532792 I really like these. How about a - Its an IPO it always has to go up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 22:53:24 2014 No.532809 File: 2.39 MB, 2000x1000, LAUGHING-facebook.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>532792 How about this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 23:10:54 2014 No.532821 >he doesn't write covered calls

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 23:14:59 2014 No.532826 >he doesn't write options

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 23:16:28 2014 No.532828 >>532809 nicely done

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 28 23:41:38 2014 No.532853 File: 805 KB, 1000x665, deriv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>532821 >>532826

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 29 00:02:50 2014 No.532870 >>532826 Writing options... taking on all that risk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 29 06:06:30 2014 No.533034 >>531549 <3 Imogen

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 29 09:31:30 2014 No.533105 File: 29 KB, 267x235, 1413735311533.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>531455 >back to /pol/ >being so new that you don't realise /pol/ hosted weekly finance threads before /biz/ existed

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 29 17:22:23 2014 No.533506 File: 3.80 MB, 1596x1140, home equity.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>533034 Thanks for liking them. Have another.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 29 17:33:38 2014 No.533520 File: 3.60 MB, 1903x1420, Dolf De roos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And last one until maybe tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 29 17:37:48 2014 No.533523 File: 39 KB, 679x466, 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These are shit, you should feel bad for making them

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 29 17:40:28 2014 No.533524 >2014 >investing in non-dividend stocks

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 29 18:14:30 2014 No.533550 >>533523 >That's a pretty big check I don't feel bad. Do you feel bad that this thread is going to the post limit because I'm here everyday? >4U

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 29 19:13:54 2014 No.533579 then start contributing you faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 29 19:16:49 2014 No.533582 File: 1.21 MB, 800x1012, 4U.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>533550 >>533579 Patience young one

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 29 19:36:29 2014 No.533603 File: 93 KB, 1024x682, Test9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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