/biz/ - Business & Finance

Remember to take physical delivery of your lumber.

>>53259434
Reminder there is a lumber reit

NEGG cooling off getting ready for power hour?

........and we are back to crabbing

Just bought BBBY puts that expire next Friday
Should be rich before then

stocks have flatlined for almost two years, why aren't you selling?

I demand every /j/ thread ever made about smg posters to be posted here

/j/ is the jannie board where jannies go to complain

>bbby is dumping again
Why are baggies so retarded

Markets crab upward for the next two months, although there will be a medium dump in two weeks as tech earnings underperform again. Markets will pump themselves silly when fed hikes 'only' 25 bips in feb and they will giga moon in march when fed declines to hike at all. We will probably hit 430 SPY. Late march/early april will be a good time to switch htf short, as the remainder of fed meetings for the year where powell refuses to lower rates will wear out/bore bulls into submission and we'll slow crab to SPY 340 or so by year end. Q2 earnings will start around that time and the broad effects of high interest rate environment on earnings will really start to be apparent by then.

captcha: 0KTAG (generated only after I selected this jpeg, make of that what you will)

Is NEGG gonna break $3????

>>53259397
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

>>53259474
yes

>>53259485

Sour or Power?

>>53259485

>>53259458

Either it isn't formatted like a regular board or you're a liar, just tried it.

not even a perma bear but his is such bullshit

>>53259448
People taking thier initial out is my guess. Which is fine and dandy. I'm locked in till next Tuesday because day trading limits

Stop crabbing

>>53259507
Sower

>>53259507
Plower hour. Getting ready to harvest some gains.

>>53259485
Okay so Is this just a pasta posted by someone who thinks its funny to catch replies or is it something anon has saved so they can spread their unironic belief?

I feel like it's someone being "le ebin troll" at this point but if that's the case, rotate your material n00b, this pasta's getting stale.

>>53259512
Its a hidden board that only staff can access. Google /j/ 4chan and it should come up with an indexed link.

to the retard that was spamming VIXM last week you got me good. Also I hate you and I hope you have a terrible weekend

>>53259485
>Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

>The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

Do I enter into SQQQ to hold over the long weekend or nah bros?

>>53259515
I have 2.5 and 3c that expire in mid May that I paid no more than 15 dollarydoos for. Sold a third of them so far and gunna let the rest ride for the next couple weeks.

What was that? BBBY was going to pump?

>>53259267
Print more USD to avoid default = stocks go up due to hyperinflation = extremely bullish. Simple as.

Only warning. Do not come to the market on Tuesday.
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

>I listened to retard bears and sat on the sidelines while watching the market recover before my eyes
What do you all think it is? PTSD of sorts? Did they think that a -20% year wasn't enough? I bought a ton more today, I'm not falling for perma bear rhetoric ever again.

>>53259573
NEGGers stole my BBBYke

>>53259564
>>Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.
>>The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

>>53259549
Nothing. I've either been played for a fool, or I'm missing something.

/j/ is the jannie board

Thats where jannies go to complain about being jannies and reporting threads to mods, lol. Kys jannie

I hate buying puts far out, any stock price movement hardly changes the put price

>>53259587
It's amazing how many people don't understand this.
The stocks you hold are priced in dollars. There's about to be more dollars out in the world, bidding for those same companies.

>>53259604
Market is closed on Monday, anyway. Right? Lol
>>53259611
You cannot access it without the proper pass and login. Which you will not have, since you're not a janny.
Best to just move on.

Power hour or sour hour today, gents?

NEGGbros WTF WAS THAT PUMP

>>53259594
I'll come on Monday, when it's quiet

>>53259543
The pasta poster used to respond to criticisms of his post, but I think nowadays it's just another unrelated anon trying to farm some (you)s

>>53259474
told you >>53259498

Friendly reminder to not use Fidelity if you're trying to /makeit/

>>53259639
Kys jannie

>>53259634
I bet this Republican congress allows for us to default.

OOOOOOOO NEGGERS THE NEEDFUL HAS ARRIVED

>>53259655
This is called a Freeride Violation. It will happen on literally every broker. That's an SEC rule, not Fidelity.

>>53259655
Is it only fidelity?

>>53259653
Finally , ca we break $4 now?

>>53259644
Not my call

>>53259655
All brokers do this unless you have a margin account

As long as we close above $3.9 BBBY bros the uptrend is still intact. I'm buying more here.

>>53259655
fuckin slavery wtf

>>53259639
yeah, you get b& friday before the 3 day weekend, and you come back on Tuesday and you're not b&.

>>53259675
Tell that to Robinhood, boomer. Robinhood has instant settlements.

>>53259655
do other brokerages not have good faith violation frameworks?

>>53259474
Just did:) it hasn't even reached the reddit retards yet. 5 bucks inc

>>53259664
Oh no, how dare they

what's the fair value on nvda? I'm thinking $10000 a share at minimum

>>53259655
Lol retarded zoomer

>>53259644
checked
Feels like power, to me
>>53259658
>Kys jannie
>t. pic related
Not a janny
>>53259693
Look at you, hacking the system.

>>53259655
Thats a law retard, every brockerage has it and you just need to set yourself as a daytrader and fidelity will stop giving a shit

LEV is up 15% on good volume. Told you fags yesterday.

>>53259639
>>53259693
it'll be better this way, i've recieved 3-day bans the past 4 MLK days for being pissed off i can't trade on mlk day.

>>53259655
Uh, this is a financial law, anon.
WeBull, which I use, does this too.

>>53259693
Baggot have you and the gookfu been to the casino recently?

>>53259397
COIN kangz, get ready for power hour!!!! With some luck BTC breaks $20k within that time which would set up nicely for a YUGE rally next week. LFG!! WE WILL BREAK $50!!

>>53259717
>set yourself as a daytrader
How?

>>53259680
how the fuck am I supposed to know that?

natural gas is drilling to the core of the galaxy

>>53259695
>Robinhood

>>53259695
>Robinhood

>>53259695
Pretty sure that’s also margin account technically

>>53259664
There will be a lot of posturing but it won’t happen lmao

>>53259729
I bought a thousand bucks of COIN just for for the memes

>>53259728
not in a little while, why?

Neggbros , $3 was brutally rejected

>le robinhood is bad
Name one thing wrong side from not being able to trade your heckin meme stock for a day or two, like multiple other brokers did.

>>53259655
Just trade options, because they settle next day most of the time

>>53259729
>Cathie bought
>he bought
When will they learn

>>53259782
nah, I was in rabbihood with 40k, and i could buy and sell the same stock countless times throughout the day. When I switched to fidelity I learned you cant do that, and have to wait 3 days before you should trade. Its fucked.

>>53259767
>>53259778
You both sound like the faggots on /g/ who argue about the best linux distro.

>>53259805
you're really new to this huh?

>>53259695
>Robinhood

>>53259807
>>53259820
Smelly reddit tourists detected

>>53259807
>name 1 wrong thing wrong with halting trading to prevent the company form going under
you just did!

FUCK CARVANA
FUCK SILVERGATE
FUCK SIGNATURE

>>53259695
>Robinhood
thats the fastest way to out yourself

>>53259799
You're the only person who is as much of a degenerate gambler as me. Was just seeing if you had any luck lately.

>>53259794
nah, they'll let us default. they understand what the consequences are if we continue down the path we are on. they'll do the right thing and right the wrongs of our past.

>>53259738
So what the law says. Have $25,000 and ask Fidelity to enable it for your account

>>53259819
The jews have tricked these goyim into thinking its normal, I pity the goys who fall for their tricks>>53259820

>>53259807
Fidelity never locked me out of trading...ever. It wasn't just meme stocks. That is why i swapped to fidelity. Why put your money in a broker that decides what is best for their interests, not yours?

Spy puts 390 someone fucking help me

>>53259807
Don't worry about it. Every poster here has a degen RH account theyre embarrassed to admit to.

>>53259807
>name something besides the brockerage locking you out of trades
moron

>>53259838
last time we went, she spent 7 hours playing black jack and we lost like 500, i was bored out of my mind. i was thinking about entering the sunday nl hold em tournament though.

>>53259846
I'm already able to day trade, but I can't yolo my whole stack multiple times a day to scalp profits off momentum. It's all fucked

>>53259820
Look, in all seriousness Robinhood is a good way to start trading. It's simple, it's straightforward and it gets the job done. But I use WeBull because it gives me far more information and more options. I Manage a friend of mine's Robinhood and my own WeBull account, and just looking at the same stock on both is a world of difference. On WeBull, I can see the full company history, 52 week highs and lows, reports on the company, earnings, my position, dividend yields and dates, etc and a full detailes chart. On Robinhood there's an unlabeled line that's either green or red, and it only shows the past 5 years of a company.
Great for beginners, terrible for serious traders. Oh, not to mention their profit method: They sell for slightly more than their customers ask in order to generate their profit, which nearly bankrupted them during the whole GME thing back in the day.

>he didn't buy buy during the dip for the past 4 months
lmao. almost every stock that was down in 2022 for me is coming back

the recession is over boyz

Test

>>53259883
>Look, in all seriousness Robinhood is a good way to start trading. It's simple, it's straightforward and it gets the job done. But I use WeBull because I'm black.
ftfy

Power Hour

>>53259883
>manage a friend of mine RH account
A market wide liquidation can't come soon enough

>>53259892
If only you could fix your broken penis. Lol. ED baggies.

>>53259867
You're lucky that after 7 hours she only lost $500. I went to greektown with my cousin and he lost $500 in like 30 minutes. I had just got a beer and sat down at the video poker machine when his dumb ass ran out of money. I made him take a cab back to the hotel.

>>53259880
Maybe get a bigger account.

>>53259892
I never said I was black, what?
It provides more data and doesn't lock me out of my stocks. I hear Fidelity is pretty good too. What are you on about?

>>53259883
>manage a friend of mine RH account
Isn't this illegal if you aren't recognized as a professional?

>they're trying to hold the BBBY line @ 3.69 for the memes
are you idiots really going to hold BBBY shares through the long weekend? Monday the market is closed

>>53259827
>>53259828
>>53259851
>>53259866
>IB, Webull, and a few others switched to sell only too
Robinhood is unironically the best trading platform out there. Best UI, best mobile app, Gold is paying 4% APY and pays out monthly, no fees. Trading View + Robinhood is literally the golden trader combo unless you're 8 figs, which only one or two anons here are. Cope, seethe, and dilate.

>>53259883
RH makes profit though payment for order flow

> he bought at 3

>>53259909
Nigger, you think it's normal for a settlement on a trade to take 3 days in 2023? This isn't 1986 anymore pops, the digital age should have instant settlements. No wonder cryptobros are so Chad

>>53259914
Not in my state.
Also, I do have a business degree in the field and we have a written agreement so it's legal. Finally, he has given me repeated and full permission to trade for him, and the account is his, he figured that rather than trade on the app based on my advice he could just let me trade for him.

>>53259468
>as the remainder of fed meetings for the year where powell refuses to lower rates will wear out/bore bulls into submission
I agree till the last word quoted.
Personally, I believe that the euphoria and anticipation of
>muh pivot
>muh rate drops
>muh QE resume
will last way longer than people anticipate.
After the SPX hitting 4250-4350pts within the first half of the year, I suppose there'll be a lull of summer where a small, slow and lacklustre downward crabfest brings the SPX lower but well above 4000pts until the autumn/fall year end euphoria returns and puts us close to ATH until spring 2024.
Then people will wonder why rates haven't been lowered, money printer isn't brrr'ing again and Powell is still talking about inflationary dangers.
Higher for longer, they'll eventually realise...
Then we go lower; lower than the 2022 lows.

>>53259925
Imagine the smell

>>53259927
Cringe shill go kys

>SI dumps all day
>my put hardly moves
>it recovers slightly, still fucking red
>my put drops to negative
Goddamn

how do I make a living with little money with stock trading?

>>53259961
>defending the kikes that are actively gatekeeping lamboland from you
Why do you do this?

>>53259927
Naw, go ahead and cope more. I love that Fidelity bends over backwards for me. Not to mention I'm reaching for that $1,000,000 phone number goal

>>53259939
Yes, it's the same standard it's been for as long as I know. Should instant settlement be possible? Sure. There were huge complaints about this when Robinhood froze GME purchases because no one's funds had settled back during the squeeze.
In the end though, I doubt it'll change for another decade. You'll just have to deal with it.

>>53259939
They do it to fuck you my man, of course it's nonsensical for a trade to take multiple days to settle. They just wheel and deal your cash for an extra 72 hours to squeeze a few more cents out of it.

>>53259886
talk to you in a couple months lol

>>53259968
Suck a lot of dicks, then come back when you have money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cwHnQ7Xsg

POWER HOUR

ALL IN MSFT. CHECK THE 30M

NEGG bros.... its over.

>>53259968
It looks like you have to use Robinhood for a chance to even swing your stack like a big dick bloke with big balls. Everyone else seems to need 3 fucking days to "settle" your funds. 3 DAYS

Bond funds and ETF a good buy this year?

>>53259968
Be very good at it. Odds are you are not very good at it.

>>53259883
webull imo actually, unironically has the one of the best interfaces for watching charts and level 2 data / order book - it also charges the least out of any broker, only $1.99 a month for this data
with that said, their interface for actually trading is some dirty asshole butt shit
for trading
>robinhood has the most user friendly viewing of options / chain + performance
>thinkorswim / tda have the best overall interface for viewing positions and executing trades, in customizations, fills, everything
>tastytrade has the most user friendly interface for trading 'advanced' option strategies, beta weighted delta, IV, IV rank, etc
there is no reason why you guys can't / don't use multiple brokers, and view different things on different platforms
webull has solid charts and level 2 data

>>53259977
>lamboland
Nigger tier taste to boot, lol zero chance you're over 20

~120,000 calls and ~ 165,000 puts will expire worthless if BBBY finishes today below 4$ but above 3.50$

>>53259978
>$1,000,000 phone number goal
What is this? Fidelity gives you a secret line to call if you're middle class (low 7 figures)?

>>53259968
If you have almost no money to trade with you need to focus on income first. make small trades to learn the market while you accumulate cash.

>>53260001
Really? I have an TD Ameritrade account set up, I don't fucking trust Robinhood after the whole GME shit. I wanna quit being a wagie too.

> he bought at $3

>>53260014
Max pain.

>>53260005
Then should I learn how to properly do option trading and shit? I do wanna learn how to though.

>>53259968
You need money to make money.
I make safe trades and generally stick to long tern positions that I wax and wane for day gains. I do this with about 1500 bucks or so and I only make about 3-5 bucks a day in trading profit, but it is profit. More money you have, more you can make. You could make more with volatile stocks, but you could also lose more.

>>53260008
Nice astroturf, kike. 72 hour settlements must have been thought up in Tel-Aviv, it has to be the most jewish rule I've ever seen. Did it take 3 days for a trade to go through in 1927? LMFAO

>>53260024
I do have a couple grand to invest, I don't wanna be too crazy while I'm learning how to make a profit.

>>53260035

>>53260049
>properly
>option trading
don't

>>53260036
precisely. this is why i dont mess wtih 1dte options

>>53260016
At a certain point, was one million in investments before, fidelity would give you your own phone number to call and a rep would be assigned to you to give instant customer support. They revamped their own rewards program though
>https://www.fidelity.com/rewards/overview

>>53260035
>>53259938

>>53260049
Take the Boglepill, then the Lynchpill, then the Talebpill. Only then can you harvest gigagains from options.

>>53260078
Theres been a lot of max pain scenarios play out in this market over the last year. Bulls and bears losing their asses.

>>53260001
anon, multiple people have tried to explain to you today that this is an SEC rule related to cash accounts, that if you are trading in a cash account it has to wait for settlement before you can use those funds
you can convert your account to a margin account and you do not need the funds to settle - and since you're at 40k as you said, you will be above the 25k minimum where you can enter / exit as much as you want, with no timeframe
pls.. just listen..

>>53260049
Options trading is just gambling. Trading individual stocks is just gambling, unless you have inside information about a company which is insider trading and illegal. Only buying and holding indexes funds is actual investing.

>>53260076
Then should I just invest in stocks for the short term?

THEY SHOULD BE SELLING BEFORE THE WEEKEND TO LOCK IN PROFIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>53260108
>convert your account to a margin account and you do not need the funds to settle - and since you're at 40k as you said, you will be above the 25k minimum where you can enter / exit as much as you want, with no timeframe
>pls.. just listen.
Anon. I cannot turn my Roth IRA into a margin account

>>53260086
>professionally managed
lol

I just bought some kold.
This is officially your bottom signal for natty gas

there should be a correction very soon in markets and euro/usd, and some commodities

>>53259564
lmao

>>53260131
a roth IRA is a cash account.. this is FINRA / IRS rules
it's not the broker

COINkeks lets gooo

This is the most bullish reversal setup I've ever seen.

Is SPY going to close above 400??

>>53260151
>natty gas
More like Nattie Ass

holidays are bad for gains. the market should be open 24/7

YOURE A REAL NEGGER NOW HARRY

>>53260161
Yes, and FINRA / IRS rules means JEW rules!

>>53260115
I do know it has to with gambling that the stocks will do well in the near future however I'm a newfag to this shit so I wanna know where can I start learning.

>>53259345
the Fed prints money and loans it to the Government, reaching the debt limit would mean the government can't take more loans
>>53259433
>Why do they do this, bros
because they got the President by the balls and want to remind him who's the boss

>>53260062
Meds

How do I check the short ratio and whatever else I need to know to know how risky it is to short SBNY?

>>53260195
>i wanna know where can I start learning
Get as far away from this general as possible. Nobody here makes money. And when they do they think they're geniuses and lose it all the next day.

>he fell for the Doom and gloom schizo narrative that it's over

When will you accept it? We're down 15% a year into the big crash. Earnings are holding up. Housing is not in free fall. Jobs are plentiful. Inflation is coming down in line with Fed expectations. The economy is resilient and can handle higher for longer. Europe has already bottomed. China is reopening. All bobo headlines like credit suisse, rail way strikes, diesel shortages turned out to not be a big deal. This is what a soft landing looks like.

>>53260238
>Nobody here makes money.
You're projecting.

>>53260228
You'd have to be Jewish to check that

>>53260101
yep, just the MM's making money on fees and spreads

bobos we had a good run, but it's time to call it quits and switch to the other side, there's no stopping this rally...

>>53260210
if somebody calls you a kike, it might not be the best idea to respond with a post recommending they take psychotropic drugs cause that's just about the most jewey thing a person can do

>>53259664
that would be awersome

>>53260151
>Natural gas at 1 year low
>Goes short
Come on man. I'm not saying it's not possible that it goes lower, but do you seriously think this is a good place to go short?

>>53260247
Nope.
>>53260250
She'll be doing porn in the near future

>>53260242
True.

Come crab with me, Anon.

>>53260272
>claims everyone loses
>never mentioned a winning trade
Post portfolio, fatboy

>>53259968
Can't. In order to make meaningful gains with smol monies you have to gamble fairly recklessly. If gamble you can lose all of smol monies instead of doubling smol monies. You need large monies to make low risk gains on market.

>>53260268
no

>>53260272
>Nope.
Can't argue with that.

>>53260287
I'm the only trader in /smg/ history that's ever made money and I pulled all of my money out because SPY is going to sub 200

>>53260195
read a couple books / watch some youtube vids and boom, never have to work again. it's pretty based. enjoy your riches

You told me SPY was going to 300

I'm fighting the Fed. I'm beating the market. I've got hundreds of KO and TKO.

>>53260324
we're going to retest the october lows next week bud, just stick with it.

>>53260324
I specifically said SPY 400 EOW multilple times

>>53259397
>WMT has a PE of 45
How in the absolute fucking shit can anyone justify this? What will need to happen for all these retarded overpriced low growth boomer stocks to finally crash?

did you load up on APRN fellas?

Lads
I'm thinking its SQQQ slurpin time

>>53260330
Who are you?

>ARKK pumps even higher
Bobros... what did I do...

Fuck,no not my 4K line

>>53260250
is she on a vibrator?
>>53260195
>wanna know where can I start learning
buy the index

HOLY SHIT
THOSE CANDLES
IS THIS........ IS THIS THE BIG ONE?!??!?!

>>53260337
No I dont want to losers money LOL

This is what retard strength euphoria looks like.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

4000 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can you 5000? bobo

WHAT ARE WE SWINGING ON THE LONG WEEKEND ANONS!?!?

>>53260287
Almost no one posts their portfolio for what Im sure are the following reasons
>very schizo
>4 figures or less accounts

N-rally

>>53260357
fried chicken, cold beer, and my favorite pair of jeans.

>>53260328
this
I got my Jun puts in just now. No more trading for me this quarter

>>53260242
I will return. Soon....

>>53260361
I post my fidelity account all the time. But, yes it is rare for anyone to post their positions.

>>53260361
>4 figures or less accounts

AQB AQB AQB!

4000 on the sp500 during Bobos big 1929 market crash.

>He isn't buying COIN for the insane markup come Tuesday as BTC is about to break $20k for the first time in months.
Kek

After BBY the redditfags from WSB will flock to COIN. Get in before they do or miss out massively.

>They're not short natgas
Its like you hate money

>>53260380
>wearing jeans At Home
>not wearing comfy full body bear suit

not selling my puts mumu

>>53260195
Go to the bogleheads

>>53260394
not this shit again

>>53260195
If you wanna make money, and I really mean make money,
Be prepared to play the long game. It's a slow process, one that ramps up as it continues, but it will take a WHILE to get there.
Here is a winning strategy. It's boring because it's slow, but it's worked for nearly a century:
>NEVER put money into the stock market that you'll need to take out within a few years.
>Invest diversely. Find companies in multiple different markets and invest in them, do not put all of your money in one market
>Diversify IN those markets, if you can, buy two or three companies in a given market (for instance, don't just but KO, buy PEP and KO for pepsi and coke).
>The top two pieces of advice can be circumvented with an ETF (Exchange traded fund) if you're short on cash, they have a small maintainance fee BUT they are made up of numerous stocks rather than just one, and give you diversity for a good price.
>In ALL cases, ETFs, stocks, etc, look at the history of the company. If it trends upward over years, it's probably safe. If it's all over the place, be cautious. If it trends down, consider it for day trading but not for long term.

Follow these and put in small amounts of money over time (I recommend a portion of each paycheck you can afford to keep in the market).

Good luck anon, you can do it.

>>53260392
Yes, it's why I can't take most stock recommendations here seriously when it could be some guy trying to shill his stock in hopes that many see and buy it, thus pumping his $800 all in investment to $820.

>>53260423
Mutant Fish don't care about the laws of nature or man. They do what they please.

and just like that, we are never going above 4K again

>>53260435
Getting a few other anons to buy a stock won't pump the price

>>53259397
But Jerome.... you... you promised

it's our time now

>>53260409
i don't have a full body bear suit, i got a full body cow pajama suit my gookfu bought me in korea. it's even got a zipper poop chute so you don't have to take the whole thing off to take a shit.

>>53260453
Yeah a few buys wont but the thesis is that if enough people do it will, why else do shills keep shilling their stocks?

>>53260446
>algorithms filled 4k for the crash memes
it's over

>>53260361
We've got one dude with 3.x million (mostly Boomer funds though) and a couple with accounts in the mid 1 millions. Literally everyone else is in six or five figure hell.

>>53260433
for 99% of people buying spy or sometimes spy-2x or similar, regularly or slight dips will be the best strat

but there are people who make shit tons of money those are who trade regularly. stock
pickers who pick handful of stonks based on fundamentals etc. thats most braindead strat and has worst outcomes it is just basic statistics as 80% of stonks underperform indexes. still people do that even large funds.

>>53260405
>so many words
>yet communicates no information
I hate women so much it's unreal

>>53260486
Who's "we"?

>>53260442
Post ur P/L

>>53260471
They just want company for the ride, if it goes down they can at least feel better about themselves because other people are suffering with them

>>53260405
>I rent
lol wtf she makes at least $200,000 a year. Bitch can afford to buy a house but most of all she can definitely afford the nicest electric hotplate out there

>>53260501
The collective, FINRA-registered hedge fund known as /smg/.

Since it sounds like you're new here, be advised you are currently in our public discussion thread and as such will need to send a check for your $1000 posting fee to our office in Long Island. Don't blame us - it's either that or we report you to the SEC because we're both in hot water.

OH GREAT ANOTHER ONE OF MY FRIENDS TEXTED ME AN UNSOLICITED YOUTUBE LINK!!!!!!!! NO CONTEXT NO ADDITIONAL TEXT JUST A LINK!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK GOD FOR THAT SO FUNNY!!!!!!!

>>53260514
Renting is a legit short real estate play though

>>53260530
Just enjoy your friends banter john its ez

>>53259672
>damn, schrodinger! dont let your cat out. he's messing with neighborhood's space-time AGAIN

To the fag that shorted NVDA

I am up 35% on my position

>>53260510
Everyone should always DYOR. If you buy blindly you deserve to lose your money. Now buy COIN if you want to make money come Tuesday. As everyone can verify BTC is sbout to break $20k.

>>53260565
>As everyone can verify BTC is sbout to break $20k
Why would I not just buy BTC???

Please go down already

Still time to buy BOIL

>>53260175

>>53260574
I cut my losses in sqqq. Can’t fight the bull rally this month

I do not like these market conditions. I do not understand what is happening. I'm all in on $JEPI and doubting myself.

Santa Rally came, it just had shipping delays

$80 WTI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHAJUmWhIsA

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

Looks like you won MUMU, hold your calls through the weekend. There is no way this market can go tits up.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon? How did the week go?!

what a week
have markets been like this pre covid too?

yield curve sussin fr

>>53260606
Why pump my bag instead of sending SHIB to my file name SHIB address?

>>53260614
My blade hungers from more tech tranny blood

>>53260604
I know it's going to dump next week,I just need to hold on until then

>>53260631
+6% today and about ~+20% on the week.

how was this entire week green literally not a single red day?

>>53259397
let's say you found a good patch of land and were able to find contact info of the owner. would you cold call/email them? how would you do it without coming as threatening, scary or some shit?

JUST GONNA STATE THE OBVIOUS:
INFINITE FAGGOT BUCKS (I.E. THE USD SHITCOIN) WERE THROWN AT WHATEVER VOLUME SELL OFF TRIED TO HAPPEN

THE U.S. FINANCIAL ESTABLISHMENT LITERALLY JUST FED US ALL BAD NEWS AND THEN PUMPED THE MARKET

IT WAS A TOTAL CON JOB

THE U.S. FEDERAL ESTABLISHMENT IS A BUNCH OF SCAM ARTIST FUCKHEADS AND OUR PRESIDENT IS AN IRISH TRAVELER AND A PUPPET

>>53260662
one day I'm going to find out what skywater is
I'm sure of it

>>53260631
+8.47% for 2023

+0.13% for 2022

>>53260661
>I know it's going to dump next week

Big Bussy & Beyond Baggies

>>53260631

>>53260631
>XLB: 0.65%
>XLC: 0.31%
>XLE: 0.13%
>XLF: 0.78%
>XLI: -0.15%
>XLK: 0.29%
>XLP: 0.44%
>XLRE: -0.63%
>XLU: -0.38%
>XLV: 0.47%
>XLY: 0.95%

>Me: 1.05%

MEXX isn't my top performer but certainly my funnest.

>>53260575
Amongst others: Less direct exposure to the volatilty of crypto, better liquidity, less hassle (no wallet/third party exchange), you will have skin in the game when it comes to crypto as a whole, and you dont even need to chose coin A, B or C or Z. Coinbase also has the advantage of being the biggest American regulated exchange and is trading at 80% from ATH. Especially with all the bad press about shady exchanges nowadays, being invested in a reputable American exchange is a huge asset. Huge opportunity.

>>53260691
Why didn't you convert your lukoil?
Gonna get fucked on liquidation now.

>>53260679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErRzxyp0VQQ

Small US semiconductor.

>futures

>>53260667
It's cause the USD tanked. Yeah I lost a bunch of money too and it might go even more green as investors flee the USD on the change of a US government defalt

>>53260667
Green line go up

>>53260709
I didn't want to find out about it this soon

>>53260716
yeah pretty much
the move in the DXY (and to a lesser degree bonds) but 90% DXY was the reason behind the rally this week
long dollar capitulation

>>53260550
It's not banter, they don't even include any commentary. Just a link

>>53260706
How exactly was I supposed to do that? People who did that got liquidated any way. You can ask but they ended up getting fucked.

>>53260716
>US government defalt

>>53259601
Lmao

>>53260716
The dollar is unironically strong

>>53260742
Just check the funny youtube link and respond with lol

>>53260631
Too lazy to check my weekly result, but I made 1.7% today.
Finally decided to realize gains on the basket of tax-loss loser trades I picked up in late December.

>>53260742
>>53260761
>Just check the funny youtube link and respond with lol
dont do this. reply asking what it is, taking all of the fun out of it, and destroying the relationship.

It's the weekend, where's everybody skiing/snowboarding at?
Big Bear? Smuggler's Notch? Sierra Nevada? Crans Montana?

It's been an okay week, decent for trading. I unironically think that shitposting here during the day helped, just by keeping my occupied and my buying finger busy, so I don't take any trades when I shouldn't because I'm bored. I just need to make sure I don't actually listen to anything anyone posts here. That said, I hope you made some money.

>>53260747
You really think a new republican congress is gonna allow the debt ceiling to go past $31T way ahead of time? Its gonna be a political shitshow

>>53260754
The dollar has been unironically weakening. Lagarde found her nuts.

>>53260631
-.14% today but up 8% YTD so far.

>>53260754
lol

>>53260746
>How exactly was I supposed to do that?
No idea. Probably would've had to contact your broker and gotten another account somewhere that supports MOEX so you could redirect them do it. In the end you'd just be stuck with Russian shares for 3-5 years most likely. Not sure if that's any better.

I'm pretty sure I'm getting fucked on the 5k of RSX I bought with no way out. Already got an $8 divvy from the first position liquidation.

>>53260631
Clutching cash like a faggot at my broker but my crypto account is bathed in green

>>53260799
Even the tea party era couldn't stop shit, best thing they'll get is money in the bill to stfu

>>53259805
Days over with now. Till Tuesday. Are you fucking with me because I took this juicy bait

>>53260829
>up 8% YTD so far.
Nice. What plays?

>>53260799
Gov shutdown again?

>>53260831
Zoom out

>>53260831
>It requires more weaker dollars to buy anything, even share of stock.

>>53260795
Fuck I miss skiing and lodge food + hot cocoa. I need a northern vacation again. I think ill buy a ticket in advance for next winter.

>>53260433
Thanks Anon, I do gotta start somewhere so I guess this would a good starting point for me. Hopefully midway of this year I can make some money cause fuck being a wagie.

>>53260631
crabbed, i think i might be down half a percent or so

>>53260861
Not yet. They do Jew accounting trickery for a few months and the actual X date is, like, August at the earliest.

>>53260754
>The dollar is unironically strong
against meme currencies like euros and yens

>>53260831
>9 months of gains
>all lost in 3 months
>rate cuts haven't even started yet
We're gonna see DXY mid-80s by the end of this saga aren't we?

>>53259883
Webull let me buy a shit stock then said whoops didn't mean to allow that one to be bought the locked it. I had tonsit there and watch the price fall and no one could buy

>>53260799
They can't print their way out of this one

>>53260852
Mostly calls I sold on SENS and some SCCO I took profits on.

>>53260898
What currency isn't a meme then, they’re all shit compared to the dollar

>>53260912
>money doesn't solve all problems
look idk how you got here but I'd like you to leave immediately

>>53260905
DXY is like incest - it's all relative. If the US economy is getting heemed badly enough for rate cuts, you can bet Japan and Europe will be hurting worse.

>>53260606
The stock market has nothing to do with actual economic conditions. You should think of it as a casino that runs based on emotions.

>>53260929
>7% inflation
>money printing already
easy money has created a generation of braindead investors

Fucking reach a new low already!
My life savings is tied up in puts.

>>53260422
>>53260343
>>53260322
Thanks for the advice, I'll go check this shit out so I can get started and like how I mentioned to other Anon, I hope by midway through the year I make some money

I am up 12,7% YTD, but only started trading stocks (again) since monday.

>>53260864
ding ding ding

>>53259991
Bring your neggers back on Tuesday bro. We will get the auction going again. Most people are about to start gambling crypto for the weekend

>>53260976
>>53260976
>>53260976

>>53260925
at this point, they are all memes

>>53260115
Insider trading is no longer illigal. Just need to tell any jew about it before hand and you are in the clear

>>53259858
Im TD actually...soon to be shwabbd

>>53260471
Some anon just got me 40%gains today. It's insane to take financial advice from this board but we live in insane times. I personally like the people on this site

>>53260565
Post your bald head

>>53260631
40%^

>>53261452
????

>>53260631
up every day

>>53260631
made two grand riding SQQQ up yesterday morning at open for 15 minutes. I also make $290k and did literally 1.5 hours of work this week, I AM LIVING THE LIFE BABY